The Emperors Only Friend: Malcador The Hero

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @jasoncrawford4929
    @jasoncrawford4929 Год назад +1241

    One of Malcador's (minor) but fantastic moments is in "The Buried Dagger," where Marco Rubio (?) and Garro are together discussing the (SHATTERED) Sister of Silence they found after a huge fight. While saying they should contact Malcador who is on the other side of the earth or who knows, a voice says "no need" and malcador walks in between them. They both realize he isnt physically there but a projection yet are still terrified that he just KNOWS what was happening and appears accordingly. Once he is done, malcador's projection goes to walk around the corner out of eyesight before disappearing, so Garro asks, "If you are not truly here, then why walk away before disappearing. Malcador simply responds, "Because where is the theatre in that?"

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 Год назад +138

      Honestly, so dramatic and fun.

    • @jackp492
      @jackp492 Год назад +102

      Whatever you do, do with gusto

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian Год назад +57

      ​@roycoll2123If you have the ability why not leave in style after all.

    • @alecazadi-hocking8381
      @alecazadi-hocking8381 11 месяцев назад +42

      You mean *Tylos Rubio. Marco Rubio was an American politician 😂😂😂

    • @jasoncrawford4929
      @jasoncrawford4929 11 месяцев назад +17

      @alecazadi-hocking8381 There we go! I was like "I know it's Rubio but this doesn't sound right"

  • @pschaefer143
    @pschaefer143 Год назад +636

    Simply put, Malcador was one of the only guys able to successfully translate Big E's autism, and he was THE ride or die

    • @Lastofthesigilites
      @Lastofthesigilites 11 месяцев назад +32

      True that.

    • @catnium
      @catnium 5 месяцев назад +5

      no we are not doing this, we aint normalizing autism just because the united states cant afford a health care system

    • @jodah_eternal
      @jodah_eternal 5 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@catnium what?

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 5 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@jodah_eternalI dunno, I have autism and it seemed like just a joke the OP posted.

    • @jodah_eternal
      @jodah_eternal 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@ultramarinescaptain3840 I assumed it was a joke but i really wanted it explained to me

  • @Zephal0
    @Zephal0 Год назад +511

    Everyone else: Testicular Torsion
    Malchador: CELESTIAL TORSION

  • @GameVeteran86
    @GameVeteran86 Год назад +551

    Malcador didn’t sacrifice himself for the Emperor. He sacrificed himself for his friend.

    • @The_Rage_Kage
      @The_Rage_Kage Год назад +55

      "The greatest, most universal acts are always born from the personal."
      -Malcador

    • @MrJaxon620
      @MrJaxon620 11 месяцев назад +2

      The emperor doesn't have any friends...only those that are useful to him, and he was very useful

    • @The_Rage_Kage
      @The_Rage_Kage 11 месяцев назад +21

      @@MrJaxon620 He did. Quite a few at one point. As for the whole "only those useful to him" that's a post "Expelling his humanity from his soul" that he did in The End and The Death.

    • @sirsponge9633
      @sirsponge9633 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@MrJaxon620if you truly believe that then you must be new to 40k. Malcador was the Emperor’s friend.

    • @ethanvallance4989
      @ethanvallance4989 11 месяцев назад +3

      He also had help from many perpetuals in the past but they all ended up leaving the emperor. They may have been his friends too but after time, him gaining more power and the plans to take over the universe.... Only malcador remained by the emperor's side.

  • @XHobbiesPrime
    @XHobbiesPrime Год назад +674

    Malcador is that old, old guy in an anime who looks weak and then when takes his shirt off he has a 6 pack and has near unlimited chakra/nen whatever magic system you want.

    • @TrashedRedPanda
      @TrashedRedPanda Год назад +32

      So kind of like master Roshi

    • @velcrohead8589
      @velcrohead8589 Год назад +27

      Chairman Netero from Hunter X Hunter.

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 Год назад +16

      Scruffy from simpsons

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Год назад +26

      Uncle Iroh, except more sketchy

    • @Thalanox
      @Thalanox Год назад +9

      @@TrashedRedPandaComplete with "could probably blow up the moon if he really tried to" levels of power. At least that's my impression.

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 Год назад +183

    My favorite detail on the Malcador vs the 4 Chaos Gods fanart is that he's shooting two middle fingers at everyone of them.

  • @PrinceofRavens1279
    @PrinceofRavens1279 Год назад +741

    "Behold the greatest sacrifice of our age! Malcador the Sigilite is no more. Henceforth he shall always and forever be Malcador the Hero!"

    • @sophia-helenemeesdetricht1957
      @sophia-helenemeesdetricht1957 Год назад +57

      *several primarchs relax shoulder muscles they forgot they had*

    • @Lastofthesigilites
      @Lastofthesigilites 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@sophia-helenemeesdetricht1957*laughs darkly*

    • @AlriikRidesAgain
      @AlriikRidesAgain 5 месяцев назад +3

      When you're such a bro God has to stop and give you the praise you deserve.

    • @sneakysnek2185
      @sneakysnek2185 4 месяца назад +1

      I liked the part where horus literally and figuratively bitchslapped out of existance. He shoulda realized that malcador kept the emperor calmer.

  • @zombaraen4838
    @zombaraen4838 4 месяца назад +74

    My favourite quote from Malcador is "You brothers - such a nest of rivalries. I warned him to make you sisters, that it would make things more civilised. He thought I was joking. I wasn’t."

    • @MarksmanRevolver
      @MarksmanRevolver 3 месяца назад +14

      WE WERE THIS CLOSE.. WE WERE THIS CLOSEEE!!

    • @coolio6855
      @coolio6855 3 месяца назад +13

      And that's why Celestine exists

    • @malmasterson
      @malmasterson 3 месяца назад +10

      One of the few times Malcador was incredibly wrong.

    • @Ilovevidgames123
      @Ilovevidgames123 3 месяца назад

      @@malmasterson right*

    • @malmasterson
      @malmasterson 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Ilovevidgames123 If you lived in a household with multiple women, especially sisters, you'd know.

  • @cinderheart2720
    @cinderheart2720 Год назад +1528

    If the Emperor is King Arthur, then Malcador is Merlin.

    • @78theworm
      @78theworm Год назад +126

      I THINK this is actually the only correct take

    • @TaengJr
      @TaengJr Год назад +115

      It would not surprise me if it turns out the Emperor and Malcador was Arthur and Merlin!

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 Год назад +13

      ​@@arcahmwinters70Isn't the Emperor the trinity?

    • @YourHighnessIV
      @YourHighnessIV Год назад +6

      So it's a pinky and the brain situation

    • @Eou1234
      @Eou1234 Год назад +3

      I'm literally Merlin.

  • @Daflames51
    @Daflames51 Год назад +227

    "He will not listen, not to me my lord" is a cold intro for the Big E

    • @notaproblem8097
      @notaproblem8097 Год назад +15

      Book is First heretic for anyone wondering, currently reading it

    • @alecdeter1999
      @alecdeter1999 8 месяцев назад +10

      Why do I hear choir music AND latin?????..... Lol after every time I read this I swear

    • @atriumgamesmore4336
      @atriumgamesmore4336 8 месяцев назад +4

      Honestly the coldest line ever

  • @PsychoticFruitfly
    @PsychoticFruitfly Год назад +524

    yes, Malcador has THE Rosetta Stone. there's a short about him tasking some imperial army dudes to recover it from traitors trying to steal it.

    • @Man_Emperor_of_Mankind
      @Man_Emperor_of_Mankind Год назад +47

      There's also references to him having the Mona Lisa and Van Gouh's Starry Night

    • @watdaduckfuk
      @watdaduckfuk Год назад +8

      ​@Get-me-out-of-Gacha-hell Cease your Heresy, this is your only warming, the sisters are already prepping all the promethium.

    • @shadows_assassin3131
      @shadows_assassin3131 Год назад +4

      Trazyn's eyes glow bright red

    • @shadows_assassin3131
      @shadows_assassin3131 Год назад +1

      @@Get-me-out-of-Gacha-hell RUclipss just being a glitchy mess. I got the notif that they're showing up, but can't navigate to it on mobile or tablet unless I hop on a computer and navigate back in the specific video and find the comment chain.

    • @nmspy
      @nmspy Год назад +3

      “Yoink”- Malcador the sigilite

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 Год назад +241

    I love the trope of Malcador's sacrifice: a man who, despite everything, rages against chaos one last time knowing that it will kill him. To sacrifice yourself holding a line you cant possibly hope to weather is something that brings a tear to my eye.
    He died a martyr, a hero, and shall forever be remembered in the hall of legends.

    • @sev1120
      @sev1120 4 месяца назад +2

      And it epitomises humanity as a whole in 40k. It's like a man clinging on to a cliff by his fingertips, and he knows that he can pull himself up if he uses both hands (i.e. survive by getting off lf the throne) but if he does so, how will he flip off all the eldritch horrors jeering at him?

  • @pmc1727
    @pmc1727 Год назад +628

    “Malchador is the sketchiest person in the galaxy.”
    Vect in Commoraugh: “Am I invisible to you?”

    • @AlriikRidesAgain
      @AlriikRidesAgain Год назад +76

      I mean, Vect is TECHNICALLY in the webway...

    • @pmc1727
      @pmc1727 Год назад +18

      Touche

    • @auricstorm
      @auricstorm Год назад +40

      Is Vect sketchy? I'd just say he's edgy and coked up mob boss.
      Malcador is more Grand Vizier levels of spider in the shadows

    • @yaldabaeoth2939
      @yaldabaeoth2939 Год назад +15

      Vect isnt skecthy we know what he's about he isn't hiding anythinh

    • @lyravain6304
      @lyravain6304 Год назад +23

      Vect isn't sketchy at all. He's pretty straightforward, if you think about it. His goals are clear, his methods are brutal but also mostly straightforward. But you never have to guess "what is going on inside Vect's head", you already know; evil, degeneracy and ambition to get as much power as possible.
      But you'll never know precisely why Malcador did some things, just that he did.

  • @hohenburg5497
    @hohenburg5497 Год назад +163

    This is actually not THE end for Malcador as he has one appearance in 40k, though its very short and glossed over.
    When G-Man converses with the Emperor, he can see him for what he truly is, an amalgamation of Souls, a Vortex of Psychic energy bound to the Carcass. For a short moment he hears and sees Malcador among them. In an ironic twist of Fate, at least Part of Malcador will never leave the Emperor.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 9 месяцев назад +26

      The 40k universe is wholly awful, but I find some strange solace in that.

    • @rakshithanand8262
      @rakshithanand8262 8 месяцев назад +40

      And when Abaddon meets the avatar of the Astronomican, it is a man in a simple robe with a staff and a gold death mask who speaks softly but everyone respects. Familiar?

    • @papachernobog922
      @papachernobog922 6 месяцев назад +6

      In a strange macabre way. The hero lives it seems.

  • @jalva50
    @jalva50 Год назад +220

    If i had to describe Malcador is 40k's version of "the ultimate sleeper build" as far as his displays of power go.

  • @raider3167
    @raider3167 Год назад +207

    The Sisters of Silence knew him as the man, as well. Their combined presence meant they could see through the illusion that was The Emperor of Mankind to see Neoth beneath it, old and weary but still going on.

    • @johna2008
      @johna2008 11 месяцев назад +13

      Who is that? Some plot by chaos no doubt to sow dobt of the GOD EMPEROR

    • @sharangcool
      @sharangcool 11 месяцев назад +13

      *points at you* this one right here, inquisitor

  • @joeschmoe9412
    @joeschmoe9412 Год назад +178

    I find it funny that all the primarchs flexing on malcador out of jealousy. like imagine fulgrim giving him jewels the size of a primarch. Ferrus Manus shaking his hand aa hard as he does the emperor. Sanguinius flapping his wings a bit too fast in his presence, magnus appearing in blinding psychic light. Russ giving him a drink that could tear through a space marines stomach lining. Vulkan making him an artifact it would take 3 space marines to lift. I can just imagine all the silly childish stuff they do.

    • @Youcancallmeishmaell
      @Youcancallmeishmaell Год назад +17

      It makes me think less of them.

    • @justinokraski3796
      @justinokraski3796 Год назад +33

      I like to think they would discuss it with each other, bragging about the ways they messed with Uncle Mal

    • @almister
      @almister Год назад +6

      Is it because he is malice and being in his presence make them a little bit malicious 😅

    • @rahadityap2375
      @rahadityap2375 8 месяцев назад +8

      Guilliman Childish :
      Bringing Wholeass Planet-Sized Cogitator of handling gargantuan logistic and supply

    • @jasoninthehood9726
      @jasoninthehood9726 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@YoucancallmeishmaellGood thing Primarchs aren’t concerned with the thoughts of humans. I’m sure they would lose sleep over you thinking less of them.

  • @Spiral-Mark
    @Spiral-Mark Год назад +72

    The space marines witnessing Malcador telling the Big E and he appears in person has gotta be the most terrifying experience beyond belief

  • @Dy1ngHor1zon
    @Dy1ngHor1zon Год назад +374

    I’ve only put my 2 cents in twice, first time for Custodes (which did happen) and then for Malcador (which is also here). Let’s try for 3, and vote for White Scars because they need some love.

    • @christiankight7170
      @christiankight7170 Год назад +4

      On Patreon they said the votes are so close they might do all 4 vote options

    • @SebaztienHawke-ci5hm
      @SebaztienHawke-ci5hm Год назад +14

      You need to stop: one man shouldn’t wield that much power.
      Thousands of us couldn’t get Cain!

    • @joegaming9952
      @joegaming9952 Год назад +3

      Speed beats stealth!

    • @ericmacrae6871
      @ericmacrae6871 Год назад +2

      I guess great mind think alike because I did the exact same thing and my vote is also for the white scar

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 Год назад +2

      I have sooooooo, sooooooo desperately want to learn more about the Raven Gaurd, but I'll vote just because you asked.

  • @thewarriorofboros
    @thewarriorofboros Год назад +53

    "How dreadfully ironic that he remembered the joys of a warrior’s life, at a time that humanity needed a king" is one of the best emperor quotes ive ever read for a damn good reason

    • @thewarriorofboros
      @thewarriorofboros Год назад +15

      @lukeBryen2 The emperor never actually wanted that position, but he felt like humanity was so far gone that him pulling it back together by hand was the only thing that could keep humanity as a species from dying out

  • @BaalFridge
    @BaalFridge Год назад +97

    The last sigilite, the hero of mankind, standing in the shadow of a light so bright his existence is too easily forgotten.

    • @-AceItX-
      @-AceItX- 6 месяцев назад +1

      That is tragically, beautifully well said.

  • @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
    @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 10 месяцев назад +20

    The Primarchs throwing a flex competition before the planning meeting.
    "Ah, Hello Malcador. We were just having our pre-plan stretch."

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 Год назад +38

    My favorite moments of malcador is him facing primarchs, especially when khan confronts him about his past and malcadors just like "it's been awhile since i had to kill a primarch, let's see if i can again"

  • @pyrod3695
    @pyrod3695 Год назад +77

    Image of uncle Mack holding back gods of chaos.
    “Stop zooming in on slaneesh”

  • @cinderheart2720
    @cinderheart2720 Год назад +511

    I love the fan theory that Malcador was actually the "real" Emperor.

    • @XHobbiesPrime
      @XHobbiesPrime Год назад +30

      He did a lot of the real day to day work.

    • @amgry_leaf8546
      @amgry_leaf8546 Год назад +2

      Raven guard sweep

    • @auxiliarycruiser
      @auxiliarycruiser Год назад +5

      ​@@Get-me-out-of-Gacha-hell No I'm Alpharius!

    • @evanbelisle8464
      @evanbelisle8464 Год назад +30

      Remember when Malcador shot his friend in the face while bird hunting?

    • @lyravain6304
      @lyravain6304 Год назад +19

      I'd say it was a bit reversed. Hear me out; whatever the Emperor did that left Malcador as the ONLY Sigilite, obviously had an effect on Malcador. From this, I have two theories.
      Theory the 1st: The Emperor, knowing that he was limited in having one body and being so powerful normal humans would get their heads exploding if they looked too long, realized he needed someone more... grounded, more 'human' to act as a go-between. So, he invested a portion of his power into Malcador, turning him to 11. Not to over 9000 like himself, but DEFINITELY beyond the reach of mortals.
      Theory the 2nd: The Emperor was created by a ritual that combined the souls of many shamans and their psychic power into a single gestalt soul. Therefore, logically, he knows, and can perform, that ritual. Arguably, he has an even better understanding of it than the shamans who first used it. So, what if he attempted that ritual, A SECOND TIME. With Malcador as his target. Only, for whatever reason, it didn't create a second Emperor-tier being. Maybe he was more pressed for time or didn't want to sacrifice Malcador's original soul to the crucible or just didn't want to go THAT far. Or maybe there weren't enough Sigilites to begin with.
      In either case, I don't think Malcador was the 'real' Emperor. I think his bond WITH the Emperor however passed him some form of power or authority way beyond what would normally be achieved -by anyone still sane anyway.

  • @noided583
    @noided583 Год назад +58

    Isyander, Koda - I know you've seen me hounding the comments section of each and every video, calling for the Raven Guard since before they were even on the table. Know only this, that I will not cease, I will not abandon this cause, I will not rest until my duty is done.
    ONE MORE TIME BROTHERS, DO YOUR DUTY. FOR THE 19TH, FOR CORAX, FOR THE RAVENGUARD!

    • @SerasXHarkonnen
      @SerasXHarkonnen Год назад +5

      We are the brothers of the Raven Guard, and they will not break our will!

    • @andrewfornes5320
      @andrewfornes5320 11 месяцев назад +1

      Finally got our episode. I want to see Corvus appear in 40k and just walk past the Lion and up to Guilliman and just drop a sack with Lorgar's head in it, say nothing and just fade into the shadows. Corvus has gone through so much loss & still remains loyal, losing a ton of his men during the 34th gate thing with Horus leading them (although it got rid of most of the terran born), then Istvaan V... and the saddest, the mutated warp spawn foundlings the Alpha legion fucked with that he put out of mercy with his own hand. The man cares as much about people as Vulkan but hardly gets the credit and wasnt even mentioned in the last few Heresy books.

  • @soffren
    @soffren Год назад +132

    Malcador is my favorite dead character. My favorite living one is Cawl. I like devious dudes with dastardly plans.

    • @VA_Nightshade
      @VA_Nightshade Год назад +1

      I don't agree, but i understand.

    • @jasoninthehood9726
      @jasoninthehood9726 6 месяцев назад +1

      Well what’s Malcador’s dastardly plan?

    • @Martin_Boru_The_Herald
      @Martin_Boru_The_Herald Месяц назад +1

      @@jasoninthehood9726he said plans and malcador has plenty the assains grey knights and the inquisition and that was just some organizations he has made and the are mad sketchy and dastardly in and of themselves

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 22 дня назад

      I always did see Cawl as the Malcador to Gulliman's Emperor

  • @NikokiN4
    @NikokiN4 15 дней назад +3

    Malcador going to the golden throne is one of the only time I EVER cried reading 40K lore.

  • @josephjenott931
    @josephjenott931 Год назад +122

    One hour of describing what it is like to loose a life long friend.

  • @PanosNFP
    @PanosNFP Год назад +38

    Malcador was the only "man?" who had Big E's personal phone number.

  • @Living_Life242
    @Living_Life242 Год назад +73

    Every time I hear someone claim that The Emperor was Alexander the Great, my brain immediately wonders if that means that Malcador was Diogenes the legendary hobo that (allegedly) was one of the few people to not give a crap about how much of a big shot Alexander was and roasted him.

    • @stevenolivas7262
      @stevenolivas7262 Год назад +27

      There's a story that Alexander actually knew who Diogenes was and came to meet the great philosopher. Whilst Alexander was explaining who he was and attempting to pay his respects, Diogenes cut him off and told him he was standing in the way of his sun and to move. Alexander was said to be very amused by this

    • @rahadityap2375
      @rahadityap2375 8 месяцев назад +7

      My personal head Cannon.. This what First Emperor and Malcador met are.. The Emperor actually listen and try to keep humble with Malcador

  • @barar4583
    @barar4583 Год назад +42

    Malchador the hero
    The only person that the emperor legitimately valued as not only a compatriot, but as a friend.

  • @mickmcgoldrick5410
    @mickmcgoldrick5410 Год назад +46

    Malchador saying goodbye to the emperor always makes me wanna cry manly tears

  • @emilybinnie8392
    @emilybinnie8392 Год назад +24

    Love that we're getting Malcador. I am always a sucker for the widened old man whose more powerful than theu appear trope. Frankly shocked it's taken a whole year.
    Raven Guard for this poll. Emperor's Children in the next one pls?

  • @Ddarth_sidious
    @Ddarth_sidious 3 месяца назад +4

    ...and so, the Emperor finally awoke, after eleven thousand years of psychic agony.
    He looked up, looked around him, his first movement searching the room. *"Where is Malcador?"* his first words sounded, asking his guardians clad in gold.
    It took a moment for the Captain-General to respond. "My lord, he passed eleven thousand years ago, on this very Throne...".
    *"Right..."* the Emperor responded. It would take a psychic Null not to wince in pain at the backlash from just that one word carrying such great sadness and rage. "My Lord, what is your command?" the Captain-General cautiously inquired, unsure of how to respond.
    *"Reinstate the legions."*
    The Captain-General was clearly shocked by the Emperor's command, yet his face did not betray his emotion. Little did it matter though, the Emperor's gaze laid bare the very essence of his soul.
    He had barely opened his mouth before the Emperor responded once more. *"No, you may not."* And like a pneumatic vice, the Captain-General's jaw slammed shut.
    *"I made a promise once. To an old friend. To the one who raised me, in a manner of speech... I have broken that promise."*
    The room filled with choked silence, and everyone present wept equally silent tears, as if by instinct. Not out of happiness for his reawakening, not out of fear for his retribution, but as a reflection of His soul. For the Emperor's very soul wept, its soundless, otherwise imperceptible influence forcing His emotion upon others.
    The Captain-General first thought the Emperor had lost control, but nearly as soon as that thought circled his mind, it was replaced by another. The Emperor had never been more in control, and behind the psychic tears wept through strangers' eyes laid a warp storm before which the eye of terror itself would cower in fear.
    *"I will never break another promise again. And what my sons have done, I promise, they will come to regret."* with each word spoken, the psychic backlash grew more intense, shifting from a dull pounding to the sharp mechanical rage of the forge hammers of Mars.
    *"They set the Galaxy aflame. Let it burn. Let it burn, so that they too, may know the heat of its flames as their souls burn."*
    The depth of His rage now apparent, the Captain-General wavered in His faith. This was not the beacon of hope he had come to know and worship. His mind raced to keep his eyes from witnessing what stood before him, but even his enhanced near post-human mind was too slow. This was the greatest monster he had ever seen, a glimpse of holy retribution, of deic wrath given physical form. This was no bringer of peace.
    *"They will know pain and death, like they made Malcador."*
    Yes, he could see it now. This was an Arbiter of War. And the Captain-General bowed his head, and now of his own volition, wept.
    P. S. by RUclips user @Volvith

  • @Unsullied_Sellen45
    @Unsullied_Sellen45 Год назад +11

    I absolutely adored this episode. As Iysander has been saying all along, seeing the humanity in godlike beings is what continues to bring me back. Seeing something so powerful feel basic and powerful emotions is so compelling. This episode, the delivery, everything has made Malcidor my new favorite character.

  • @topcat59
    @topcat59 Год назад +45

    He truly was the only man that saw the emperor for who he really was.😔🐱

  • @stretchbrah5627
    @stretchbrah5627 Год назад +12

    Only just started watching and 3:30 in Isyander out here giving the philosophically best explanation of male friendship.
    Absolutely love this channel and you two are great, now I go back and continue

  • @sophia-helenemeesdetricht1957
    @sophia-helenemeesdetricht1957 Год назад +25

    "I'm a demigod, that's just a _guy_ half my size!"
    *just a guy casually chokes you out with his mind*

  • @Reycied
    @Reycied Год назад +16

    Malcador to Lorgar: "Don't MAKE me get your father on the phone."

  • @RavingRozeComms
    @RavingRozeComms Год назад +108

    I do love how these two open with the coin flip. XD (Isyander. Beat Nurgle.)
    Raven Guard!

    • @xyndraxyndra9645
      @xyndraxyndra9645 Год назад +2

      RAVENGUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

    • @RavingRozeComms
      @RavingRozeComms Год назад +1

      @@xyndraxyndra9645 Speaking of the Raven Guard... THERE YOU ARE. Making me wait to find you. XD

    • @tomDubois-w4i
      @tomDubois-w4i Год назад +1

      I just love Koda and I want to make him my cuddle captive.

    • @pospirommel9981
      @pospirommel9981 Год назад

      RAVENGUARD

  • @Silverwing2112
    @Silverwing2112 Год назад +19

    Everybody asks "who is the Emperor?"
    But nobody ever asks "how is the Emperor..."

  • @jijicristi329
    @jijicristi329 Год назад +24

    I'm hyped for a Raven Guard episode, let's goo!

  • @fiberwaffle9364
    @fiberwaffle9364 Год назад +26

    The ending notes about how Malcador was the only one to truly know the Emperor were a super nice touch.
    Also its rumored that Malcador told Morty about the Webway project to help him get on board.

  • @Ralathym
    @Ralathym 11 месяцев назад +4

    Malcador: "He will not listen. Not to me, my Lord"
    Malcador casts [SUMMON GOD]

  • @paligamy93
    @paligamy93 11 месяцев назад +21

    Historians will say theyre bestest friends and roommates who spent their holidays alone together platonically

    • @christiangonzales4998
      @christiangonzales4998 4 месяца назад +1

      No...
      Just no

    • @paligamy93
      @paligamy93 4 месяца назад

      @@christiangonzales4998 The emperor of mankind has more than a measly 1000 bottles of baby oil shared with his patrons at their "counsel meetings"(freak offs)

  • @MrSlendermann
    @MrSlendermann Год назад +79

    Raven Guard sneaking in early where they're not expected

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen Год назад +4

      If it weren't for the Raven Guard, we wouldn't have the Raptors.

    • @salfonogden8754
      @salfonogden8754 Год назад +3

      I would love a raven guard episode

    • @elyrienvalkyr8167
      @elyrienvalkyr8167 Год назад +2

      They also show up underpowered as always, needing the real marines to do the job.
      White Scar zoomies

  • @c4ns3r53
    @c4ns3r53 Год назад +15

    Finally someone calling Malcador by his right name, Malcador the Hero.

  • @Echo_Wilder_
    @Echo_Wilder_ Год назад +19

    I would love to see the Ravenguard since I rarely see people talk about them

  • @joshuahollowell9170
    @joshuahollowell9170 Год назад +4

    Not got any grey hairs, but I own the old "slaves to darkness" books from the 80s and hearing the Sensei being mentioned has made my day! Always liked the concept.

  • @SN00PY42
    @SN00PY42 Год назад +29

    Hey Isyander & Koda just wanted to say thanks for all the hard work you guys are doing to spread the amazing stories of the 40k universe. Also the community driven "next episode battle royal" you guys have is genius. I can't express the joy I felt learning that my Malcador team won for this video >:)
    Ps. White Scars!!!

  • @alexblackman7640
    @alexblackman7640 Год назад +2

    In a room full of young and dangerous men the old man amongst them is THE most dangerous man in that room

  • @kamaha0010
    @kamaha0010 Год назад +76

    First of all, I vote for the White Scars.
    Second of all, if memory serves, he also helped the Adeptus Mechanicus after the Martian Schism in a lot of ways.
    He sent Dorn and his Imperial Fist to rescue the Fabricator-Locum Zagreus Kane as well as bring Terra as much supplies as they could when Mars was lost to Chaos. When they were addressing the Binary Succession to see if the Mechanicum would stay loyal or not, he basically backed the Kane's representative to form the Adeptus Mechanicus... Granted, the loyalist Mechanicum had to march an Imperator-class Titan to the Senate; Not to attack, but to show them how easily they can do it without any major effort on their part, and if they DIDN'T approve the creation of their Adeptus, they were going to shove off with their Titan Legions elsewhere and fight to reclaim Mars on their own.
    Obviously the Senate backed down, Fabricator-General Kane was the first Martian High-Lord of Terra, and the rest is history.
    Malcador was a bro to every imperial allied faction that existed around the time of the Heresy. He really was a hero to all.

  • @afrightenedsloth
    @afrightenedsloth 10 месяцев назад +1

    Holy shit... Amazing telling of this. Nearly brought tears to my eyes when you talked about Malcador's sacrifice, and then that he still held back put me to the very verge. Absolutely wonderful scene, and absolutely wonderful retelling of it man.

  • @mrperfect6982
    @mrperfect6982 Год назад +63

    We need the roast god and his Legion. White Scars for the win

    • @andrewcody2181
      @andrewcody2181 Год назад +3

      I hear you do Strange things to your ships

    • @StumpyDaPaladin
      @StumpyDaPaladin Год назад

      @@andrewcody2181 i hear you do strange things to your men

    • @whats_down
      @whats_down Год назад

      I hear that you do strange things to your men

    • @RudolphBeltran-fq6oc
      @RudolphBeltran-fq6oc 7 месяцев назад

      I heard you do strange things to your warriors 😂

  • @Monika-Legion
    @Monika-Legion Год назад +4

    Man this video really hit me in the feels, also i want a raven guard episode pretty please

  • @TheUnknownRevolution
    @TheUnknownRevolution Год назад +29

    Maybe I'm just a sentimentalist but this was a very touching episode. My vote is for the raven guard. Rest in power Malcador.

  • @joshlarrabee428
    @joshlarrabee428 Год назад +1

    Been here since the grey knights vid. Love your stuff guys! I wanted to get one of those first/founding 100... 😢 but I'm stoked that we FINALLY got to Malcador!

  • @shard2197
    @shard2197 Год назад +42

    What i know about malcador before watching this video is: he is big E's friend and something like an uncle to the primarchs, he took some self improvement coaches, who not only want to exterminate your demons but also everyone else's, power swords and wrist bolters. Gave some other trigger happy people a button that can end planets. Formed a group of leather lackeys that would love nothing more then to introduce your body to their 'toys' and trained some rather dominant and quiet women to make people submissive with just their existence. After he did all that malcador got a call fron his friend big E (who at this point switched jobs from door to door salesman to IT guy). After catching up with eachother big E asked Malcador if he could do him a favor and run this 'golden chair.exe' programm on his pc while he takes care of some family issues. Malcador, being to good guy that he is, agrees and starts the programm. Unfortunately he forgot to update his driver and his watercooled cpu was about as dry as nocturn during vulcano season. He did manage to run the program long enough for big E to come back, just in time to see Malcadors body next to an exploded pc. Lets see how much i got wrong and what i didnt know yet

  • @TheDeathSinger
    @TheDeathSinger 2 месяца назад +2

    ngl these could be 2 or 3 times longer and i'd 100% watch it.

  • @breakout3348
    @breakout3348 Год назад +5

    Can I mention the incredible improvement of drip of both Isyander and Koda. Congrats on your success guys

  • @TastefulSideUniso
    @TastefulSideUniso Год назад +1

    I legit get really excited when I see a new video of you two comes up. Really glad I found your channel!

  • @happyyet5387
    @happyyet5387 Год назад +4

    so i meaaaan.... By 30k alone, the Windows Vista Rosetta Stone software would technically be older to the Imperium than the Rosetta Stone is to us. By an order of magnitude.

  • @Rawe819
    @Rawe819 10 месяцев назад +1

    I'm binging these as I build my first army, you guys are awesome

  • @cr0wnin
    @cr0wnin Год назад +51

    "Stop zooming in on Slannesh"

  • @Zimi1124
    @Zimi1124 Год назад +1

    I'm soo happy you tackle the Malcador, because we don't have that much lore about him in youtube

  • @dronesndstuff626
    @dronesndstuff626 Год назад +8

    Around 10:40: Today we discuss if the Emporer f**ks.

  • @richardzoerner8275
    @richardzoerner8275 Год назад +1

    I love your very engagig story of malcador, you described his end so perfectly i had tears at his end...

  • @psychosmile6951
    @psychosmile6951 Год назад +74

    Whitescares! FOR THE GREAT KHAN!

  • @stupidflightlessbird
    @stupidflightlessbird 11 месяцев назад

    I'm just dipping my toes into 40k, but I do have to say that your podcast presentation, as a podcast listener from the dawn of podcasts, is on point and you deserve recognition for that

  • @circleofsylvan5906
    @circleofsylvan5906 Год назад +20

    White Scars gotta go fast! FOR THE GREAT KHAN my brothers!!!

  • @Comraid_Doge
    @Comraid_Doge 6 месяцев назад

    The more I watch this podcast, the more and more I appreciate it. Great stuff!

  • @DankApostle
    @DankApostle Год назад +44

    A video on the Kleptomarines (Blood Ravens) PLEASE.

    • @soffren
      @soffren Год назад +10

      ​@maltheri9833in the most recent space marine codex it mentions something about them having a suspiciously high number of relics that also seems to be added to after every campaign. They're definitely stealing

    • @auricstorm
      @auricstorm Год назад +5

      I liked the fan fic where they "stole" Bjorn... By which I mean they painted him red, and when he woke up went "we're totally space wolves, red is our colour, get wanna kill some stuff for us?"

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Год назад

      @@soffren
      How dare you, those are clearly donations, the paperwork must have been lost

  • @FoAmY99
    @FoAmY99 Год назад +2

    27:45 the game you're looking for Koda, is Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

  • @byjercam
    @byjercam Год назад +12

    Hell yeah! Raven guard next!

  • @kingofwhispers
    @kingofwhispers Год назад +1

    Easily the best thing I've watched this weekend and the best channel for this hobby ❤️🌹 thanks boys

  • @hypnotichistorian8152
    @hypnotichistorian8152 Год назад +13

    I really need a Raven Guard episode. I love you White Scars, but the Raven Guard are my guys.

  • @bryonmackey4303
    @bryonmackey4303 Год назад

    Guys, I love your podcast. I have loved it since the first time I found it and this has been by far my favorite episode and the one Ive been looking forward to the most. Can’t wait for the next one!

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 Год назад +32

    I have a theory that the emperor himself is just a psychic manifestation created by Malcador. A symbol for all mankind to rally around.

    • @Mure_nos
      @Mure_nos Год назад +8

      Nah, the earliest lore I recall has him as a bunch of witch doctors, shaman and other spiritual leaders that were perpetuals, and figured out they were. They decided to engage in ritual suicide to become something greater, the sum of all their parts.

    • @sentryward8744
      @sentryward8744 Год назад +2

      ​@@Mure_nosthat part of the fluff is a "maybe" at best.
      If you can create Big E like that, then the Eldar which is much more gifted in psychic power would have done the same

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 22 дня назад

      While he did not create Neoth he did create the persona of the emperor for Neoth to act

  • @CommanderOfPain6116
    @CommanderOfPain6116 Год назад

    Finally caught up to the latest episode!
    This is such a great series, way to go guys!

  • @knowkill8243
    @knowkill8243 Год назад +3

    I've wanted this episode for a very long time. also white scars

  • @badjer4328
    @badjer4328 Год назад +2

    There was a shoetstorry during the hprus heresy that details custodes aquiring a relic malcador required. And at the end looking in the box they felt decieved. Because it was just a rock of ruble with scratchings on it. That was the rossetta stone

  • @dillonbrown3203
    @dillonbrown3203 Год назад +3

    Welcome love to hear some more about the white scars

  • @mtfsamsara8668
    @mtfsamsara8668 Год назад

    Ngl their Patreon is the only one worth paying for. The videos there are worth it. You gentlemen shall keep a hold on my credit card as long as the quality stays

  • @MattBailz
    @MattBailz Год назад +15

    Let’s go raven guard

  • @andrewhoff8782
    @andrewhoff8782 10 месяцев назад +1

    Gaaaaah i have so many videos to catch up on because youtube stopped notifying me of your uploads. ITS BEEN THREE DAMN MONTHS.

  • @pongwong5463
    @pongwong5463 7 месяцев назад

    Dude I haven’t cried in years. When the emperor’s sorrow hit I genuinely teared up. You can’t do that to me man

  • @Fabio-wq8kt
    @Fabio-wq8kt Год назад +6

    In my personal cannon lore malcador was one of the shamens who was tasked by the others to help guide there new body (the emperor) later on when the emperor's mind is fractured after the Herasy it's because the shamens are "out of synch" with each other idk

  • @gamedude412
    @gamedude412 3 месяца назад +1

    Malcador Greatest Failure, Not being able to wipe away Dorn's and Vulkan's tears, As they carry there broken Father to his prison with all the good intention of healing him

  • @Ezri_is_real
    @Ezri_is_real Год назад +5

    Id love to learn more about the raven guard!

  • @aronramirez9352
    @aronramirez9352 Год назад +1

    Seeing the Emperor come closer as Koda say "You killed who?!" actually made me laugh out loud

  • @e-san6111
    @e-san6111 Год назад +6

    44:49 Koda is slowly falling to Slaanesh’s touch😂😂

    • @jackmack4181
      @jackmack4181 Год назад

      Khorne: rolls a strength check and gets a 1
      Slaanesh: rolls to flirt and gets a natural 1
      Nurgle: doesn’t even try
      Tzeentch: tries to use thieves tools…and gets a 1

  • @diegomireles1773
    @diegomireles1773 5 месяцев назад

    I come back to this video every week because of how sentimental it gets

  • @thebraveguy9808
    @thebraveguy9808 Год назад +5

    Hopefully we can get a White Scars episode next. They're one of the most unique legions of space marines, and I'd love to see them explored further.

  • @michaelkean5969
    @michaelkean5969 10 месяцев назад +1

    Malcador moves like he’s Yoda, where the frail old man is half facade/half truth, Yoda uses the force to restore a portion of his youth to him whereas Malcador uses the warp.

  • @davidbadea1360
    @davidbadea1360 Год назад +12

    The mailman, the milkman. The manman, The manager, the maintenance dude, the minister, the Mman
    Edit: The M&M

  • @YYui420
    @YYui420 Год назад +1

    Malcador and the Emperor both walking up together for the worst dads of all time award

  • @lazarabach4264
    @lazarabach4264 Год назад +5

    i need that ravenguard episode

  • @wirshk3215
    @wirshk3215 Год назад

    I love your videos so much im just repeating them until you make another one, in not so long i'll be binging your patreon videos, just you wait for me

  • @zacharyash2050
    @zacharyash2050 Год назад +7

    Raven Guard! Please please please! The Corvus boys are the best!