The Emperors Edgelords: Raven Guard | Ep.97

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024

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  • @Quartermaster2014
    @Quartermaster2014 8 месяцев назад +887

    The Hero of The Imperium certainly deserves more time in the spotlight that he himself doesn't even want

    • @grandadmiralsuntzu5066
      @grandadmiralsuntzu5066 8 месяцев назад +15

      It's a recurring theme

    • @Niekieboyz
      @Niekieboyz 8 месяцев назад +7

      I agree, but wouldn't it be better to do him for some sort of aprils fools episode?

    • @grandadmiralsuntzu5066
      @grandadmiralsuntzu5066 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@Niekieboyz No that's the Big-E video, could not dodge the divine allegations

    • @Niekieboyz
      @Niekieboyz 8 месяцев назад

      @@grandadmiralsuntzu5066 ahh ok

    • @MilitaryHistory1
      @MilitaryHistory1 8 месяцев назад +11

      Cai Cai Ciaphas Cain Hero Of The Imperium

  • @basementhobbyhangout4868
    @basementhobbyhangout4868 8 месяцев назад +764

    Cain is not in a loser bracket, it was simply a tactical retreat bracket

  • @barrag3463
    @barrag3463 8 месяцев назад +776

    Ciaphas Cain; one of the Emperor's funniest clowns, fighting his silliest battles.

    • @Funniblockman
      @Funniblockman 8 месяцев назад +20

      Pancreas Nowork:D

    • @austinblickenstaff5340
      @austinblickenstaff5340 8 месяцев назад +8

      And still getting the job done no less 😂😂

    • @firehazardentertainment8381
      @firehazardentertainment8381 8 месяцев назад +27

      I think you mean the Emperor's biggest chad. The list of his sexual conquests is longer than his list of military victories.

    • @SpookyJ738
      @SpookyJ738 8 месяцев назад +2

      Okay, truth.

    • @usurparemagnus
      @usurparemagnus 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@firehazardentertainment8381can you provide a full description of said list 😂

  • @nax8159
    @nax8159 8 месяцев назад +38

    Also for the batch he had to kill, if I remember right one crawled to him because his presence (as their Primarch) comforted them even though they didn't understand why.
    And Corvus openly sobbed when he had to kill them. 😢

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 2 месяца назад +5

      Yup that moment make me cry too

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 6 месяцев назад +90

    Honestly, Corvus evolving into a Imperium Daemon just to harass a whole chaos faction sounds like peak Goth

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 5 месяцев назад +12

      And leads to credibility of Santa being a raven guard, Corvus is Santa and drops off presents on his brothers holiday Sanguinala with his daemon powers . . . And punishes the naughty too.

    • @SeanCrosser
      @SeanCrosser 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus so that's why bad kids get coal
      So that they'll remember the coal-black eyes of Santa Crow

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 3 месяца назад +3

      @@SeanCrosser forevermore

  • @militarybrat2338
    @militarybrat2338 8 месяцев назад +389

    Ci! Ci! Ciaphas Cain! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

  • @remusschadorius5804
    @remusschadorius5804 8 месяцев назад +157

    "To serve the Emperor (And not die trying): A ridiculously long Guide" by Ciaphas Cain. Let's be honest with ourseves. We need it.

  • @hillbillywizard497
    @hillbillywizard497 8 месяцев назад +84

    45:57
    GUILLIMAN: We shall split the legions to reduce our individual power.
    RAVEN GUARD DELEGATE: *raises his hand*
    GUILLIMAN: There are only four of you, put your hand down.
    RAVEN GUARD DELEGATE: *puts his hand down*

  • @Czar_Loko
    @Czar_Loko 8 месяцев назад +150

    Cain didn’t loose, he just chose to have his video at a later date as a sign of humility to keep up appearances.

    • @hammer1349
      @hammer1349 7 месяцев назад +14

      Amberely is having to go through the script to make sure they are giving Cain the credit he deserves

  • @IapitusMcHeimer
    @IapitusMcHeimer 8 месяцев назад +143

    White scars are Mongolians on motor bikes, and have the most reasonable primarch. I would love an episode

  • @someguy4405
    @someguy4405 8 месяцев назад +1232

    *GAS GAAS GAAAS*
    *IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS*
    *TONIGHT ILL FLY*
    *AND BE YOUR WHITESCAR*

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 8 месяцев назад +38

      this has the same energy as BEAR IS MOVE FAST!

    • @The_Greater_Goods
      @The_Greater_Goods 8 месяцев назад +45

      GAS GAS GAS, STEP ON THE GAS

    • @davidthomas2870
      @davidthomas2870 8 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@The_Greater_Goods DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

    • @kalev_knight
      @kalev_knight 8 месяцев назад

      cry about it horse man my space dad legion won already

    • @AlriikRidesAgain
      @AlriikRidesAgain 8 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@davidthomas2870 WE WERE RUNNING IN ZA '90S!

  • @caseyh1934
    @caseyh1934 8 месяцев назад +72

    Corvus: 'I can avoid being seen if I want to. But to disappear entirely? That is a rare gift.".

    • @linkdancer3890
      @linkdancer3890 7 месяцев назад

      Wait but doesn’t he have the ability to turn completely invisible?

    • @caseyh1934
      @caseyh1934 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@linkdancer3890 LOTR bro.... That hurts

  • @coolnamebro7363
    @coolnamebro7363 8 месяцев назад +248

    Raven Guard Santa: 'Exists.'
    "Ya better watch out, Ya better watch out, Ya better watch out, YA BETTER WATCH OUT."

    • @Tezunegari
      @Tezunegari 8 месяцев назад +37

      How does Santa's workshop make all the presents? Ultramarines.
      How does Santa deliver worldwide, in one night, unseen? Raven Guard.
      How does Santa know who's naughty and who's nice? Alpha Legion.

    • @latehipster9229
      @latehipster9229 8 месяцев назад +18

      "he's gonna find out, he's gonna find out, he's gonna find out, HE'S GONNA FIND OUT"

    • @dylanmontgomery5450
      @dylanmontgomery5450 8 месяцев назад +4

      Ya done effed up. Ya done effed up! YA DONE EFFED UP!!

    • @joshm9782
      @joshm9782 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@Tezunegarimeanwhile robot santa from Futurama thought he could replace both the raven guard and alpha legion with the night lords

    • @thomasnorris1513
      @thomasnorris1513 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@joshm9782robot?!?! You mean [REDACTED]

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 8 месяцев назад +27

    I remember when I first learned about 40k and I saw pre-heresy best boy, emperors favorite and most perfect son Horus and his armor... The first thing I thought was "why does the good guy have the eye of Ra on his chest?... he is the good guy right?"

    • @Willothemask
      @Willothemask Месяц назад +2

      GW thinks subtlety is a type of sauce like srirachia.

  • @demiurgusgodofform8589
    @demiurgusgodofform8589 8 месяцев назад +13

    17:04
    To be fair, those nuclear weapons next to the moon prison were meant to be both deterrents and weapons of last resort in case of an armed uprising amongst the prisons. It's just that Corvus got to them first and disarmed, rewired, and re-armed them before the people planetside could make use of them for their intended purpose of wiping out all of the prisoners, all of the prison, and most of the peripheral infrastructure. After all, buildings can be rebuilt, and manpower can be replenished, but if any of the rebel-prisoners survive, then they're ideals of revolution will spread, the people planetside will have to deal with a second uprising in the near to immediate future, which will cut into their earnings both in the long and short-term.

  • @BaalFridge
    @BaalFridge 8 месяцев назад +39

    The ravenguards do all the sidequests first and arrive to the first boss with endgame gear. I love them.

  • @byjercam
    @byjercam 8 месяцев назад +258

    Hell yeah. Let’s go white scars.
    Corvus is so sneaky that Games Workshop forgot he existed.

    • @iarusgoldleaf796
      @iarusgoldleaf796 8 месяцев назад +12

      They did. People claim the white scars are forgotten. But we raven guard, and iron hands are forgotten truly

    • @Enderc14
      @Enderc14 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@iarusgoldleaf796as an iron hand we are definitely forgotten hell we only have one named character as a mini and it isn’t even our chapter master

    • @iarusgoldleaf796
      @iarusgoldleaf796 8 месяцев назад +4

      @Enderc14 yup, I may complain that raven guard are forgotten but I recognize the iron hands are worse off. We only have Shrike.
      Worse thing is. Iron hands at least saw use whenever they got buffed in previous editions but with tenth. You all are forgotten like us, who hadn't received anything lore wise or game wise since 8th ed.

  • @thomasmurphy3761
    @thomasmurphy3761 8 месяцев назад +124

    Cain is gonna run away not wanting a video about himself and still end up winning.

  • @softlyspoken4503
    @softlyspoken4503 8 месяцев назад +29

    The unlucky planetary governor is quickly becoming my favourite character in this, mostly because I think that demonstrating their effect against your average planet is a great way to show of the ridiculousness of 40k factions.

  • @michaelcoward1902
    @michaelcoward1902 7 месяцев назад +13

    "so who are these guys"
    *Slaps 8 foot tall steroid monster in full, inch thick plate armour*
    "These are our stealth guys

  • @matteoagosti70
    @matteoagosti70 8 месяцев назад +75

    …I’ve never been the kind of man who laughs in the face of danger, much preferring to snigger behind its back and make vulgar hand gestures while it isn’t looking.
    -ciaphis cain

    • @IchigoGyuunyu
      @IchigoGyuunyu 8 месяцев назад +4

      One of my favorite Cain quotes. Good choice.

    • @kieranadamson3224
      @kieranadamson3224 7 месяцев назад +1

      I love how in the end he really was just an incredibly charismatic guy who had more than earned the praise he got and yet he can only ever speak of himself in a self-deprecating way. Survivors guilty and imposter syndrome to the MAX.

  • @cheeseninja1115
    @cheeseninja1115 8 месяцев назад +60

    Time for the greatest case of imposter syndrome in the galaxy! Ci, Ci, Ciaphas Cain! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

  • @createdmanpainting
    @createdmanpainting 8 месяцев назад +39

    I am 18 seconds in... Ciaphas Cain episode please, and it's not even close. Ci! Ci! Ciaphas Cain! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

  • @TheDecWhale
    @TheDecWhale 8 месяцев назад +45

    Surely, Cain deserves an episode. I feel like Koda would love him

  • @busterbean8153
    @busterbean8153 8 месяцев назад +45

    The Khan and his Chapters are B-hopping and wavedashing towards this dub at INCREDIBLE speed

  • @Gentlem4n77
    @Gentlem4n77 8 месяцев назад +297

    We need a Ciaphas Cain episode

  • @bigmonkeking9067
    @bigmonkeking9067 8 месяцев назад +44

    Fun fact: The Night Lords were sent to a planet on a mission, and they were attached with the Raven Guard. The 8th did not notice the guard until they revealed themselves, which crazy because they literally see in the dark and Konrad was the only one that did notice them. The Night Lords were freaking out cause they saw them on radar. Imagine the 8th being on edge when they something was hunting them.

    • @kieranadamson3224
      @kieranadamson3224 7 месяцев назад +4

      I think people forget that Space Marines can definitely be stealthy if they wish. Simply because a) the Raven Guard are some of the smallest Astartes if I recall correctly. Not the shortest but they're close. Then b) as a universal factor, Astartes are terrifyingly fast and agile. In the right circumstances if they don't want to be noticed they won't be.

  • @TheUnknownRevolution
    @TheUnknownRevolution 8 месяцев назад +21

    I finally got a raven guard episode and I am happy. The heartbeat underneath my floorboards beats once more.

    • @jaytrashwade1-1
      @jaytrashwade1-1 7 месяцев назад +1

      You may need a professional to inspect your floorboards, because there shouldn't be any heartbeat.....

  • @personwhotalks2049
    @personwhotalks2049 8 месяцев назад +12

    By order of Inquisitor Amberley Veil, Ordo Xenos, Commissar Ciaphas Cain will be the focus of the next episode.

  • @draconious4005
    @draconious4005 8 месяцев назад +84

    Caiaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium, of course!
    He thinks he can hide in the losers bracket, but it turns out that’s the perfect strategic move!

    • @Anaught-tbrk08
      @Anaught-tbrk08 8 месяцев назад

      Ngl I'm hoping he tactically retreats his way to episode 100

  • @tomfromhr7208
    @tomfromhr7208 8 месяцев назад +36

    Nothing understands superman better than the Christmas comic with the justice league and Santa when they all try to guess why Santa does what he does and Clark is the only one to guess correct that he does it for himself because "nothing feels better than giving"

  • @aleksandarperovic8769
    @aleksandarperovic8769 8 месяцев назад +207

    Corvus is in that sweetspot where a character is so edgy you could cut yourself on him, but he has every reason to be that way.
    Also he is the resident Lorgar bully of the setting and he gets so many extra points for that.

    • @Armoredcompany
      @Armoredcompany 8 месяцев назад +22

      You know you have nothing going for you when even the emo kid in the corner with his bangs covering his eyes calls you a nerd and steals your lunch money.

    • @gregorylozado4627
      @gregorylozado4627 8 месяцев назад +13

      he needs more lore... My favorite Primarch but its lacking.

    • @NameIsDoc
      @NameIsDoc 8 месяцев назад +7

      Corvus is so edgy he counts as a sphere.

  • @sasha1mama
    @sasha1mama 8 месяцев назад +17

    Abhumans/Ci-Ci-Ciaphas Caaain, Hero of the Imperi-um!
    Also: "You don't *get* to be a robber baron. *He's* the ultimate robber baron. Get bent!" Lewl. XD

  • @TheMixEmperor
    @TheMixEmperor 7 месяцев назад +3

    As one of the five Raven Guard players, this was cool to listen to.

  • @frankroberts9494
    @frankroberts9494 8 месяцев назад +37

    Ciaphas Cain, hero of the Imperium and big E's silliest clown

  • @d_3634
    @d_3634 8 месяцев назад +32

    I gotta vote for Cain. I hear so much about him so I really want a deeper dive into his life

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 8 месяцев назад +4

      "If the Inquisition can't figure out where he's from, I'm not even going to try."
      -PancreasNoWork

  • @rukeyazu8669
    @rukeyazu8669 8 месяцев назад +25

    Please Emperor, Ciaphas Cain! the HERO OF THE IMPERIUM was what got me into Warhammer 40K books.

  • @deafeningmime7001
    @deafeningmime7001 8 месяцев назад +11

    CAIN! CAIN! CAIN! CAIN! *a war cry chanted by countless voices fighting for the future*

  • @drakeyork241
    @drakeyork241 7 месяцев назад +4

    Cai-Cai-Caiphas Cane!
    HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!
    Cai-Cai-Caiphas Cane!
    HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!
    Cai-Cai-Caiphas Cane!
    HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!

  • @braedenhogencamp1325
    @braedenhogencamp1325 8 месяцев назад +28

    Caiphus cane will have his day in the sun no matter how scared shitless he is

  • @JowserProductions
    @JowserProductions 8 месяцев назад +42

    It’s gotta be Ciaphas Cain! Hero of the Inperium!

  • @Silverwing2112
    @Silverwing2112 8 месяцев назад +16

    43:42 it's my personal headcanon that the Alpha Legion are all French. Because the mental scene of just "hon-hon-hon-hon" coming out of the walls is both hilarious and terrifying.

  • @notareptilianiswear.6600
    @notareptilianiswear.6600 7 месяцев назад +9

    Cain deserves his own entire podcast, not just an episode. Just ignore how much he would rather jump out a window than be the center of attention again.

  • @reianldoclarin9694
    @reianldoclarin9694 7 месяцев назад +2

    I'm happy your guys channel has grown well. Keep up the good work.

  • @thebutzel9752
    @thebutzel9752 8 месяцев назад +49

    White Scars, as someone new to 40K, this has been the best way for me to start diving into the lore. On top of that, I'm always down for more Space Marines.

  • @MacroLore
    @MacroLore 8 месяцев назад +16

    In defence of Corax. He was the only Primarch directly told about the Warp, and he was made to look like a 2008 myspace goth

  • @D3vious113
    @D3vious113 8 месяцев назад +9

    "Raven Guard, they snuck it in."
    ...okay I know I'm technically Carcharodons but that line made me very happy.
    Side note: Ciaphas Cain and I will accept no excuses.

  • @Rurik_Luci
    @Rurik_Luci 8 месяцев назад +1

    14:15 literally just a good ol farm boy from Kansas.
    He gets ravengaurd sad because he knows he can't save everyone BUT STILL WANTS TO SAVE EVERYONE

  • @elitemook4234
    @elitemook4234 Месяц назад +1

    You know that scene from the batman cartoon where a hired goon enters a room, looks batman dead in the eyes, then turns right around on his heels and then says he saw nothing? That's how the Raven Guard do stealth.

  • @deathstrike6675
    @deathstrike6675 8 месяцев назад +23

    Honestly the raven guard are very similar to the salamanders. Both look after the citizens of the imperium. Both aid in resistance efforts. Whereas the salamanders burn away everything being extremely effective against orks and their lore shows it.The raven guard particularly kayvaan shrike are familiar with ork incursions and how to deal with them.

    • @zilvertron
      @zilvertron 8 месяцев назад

      Not quite. The Salamanders would fight and sacrifice everything they got to save a single human life, while Raven Guard would weigh in all options and if your death could serve a higher purpose as in saving 100s more, they would calm you down and use you as a Bait for the enemy, or just help you to cause as much damage to the foe as long as you live.
      So in the end you either have a huge green dude doing everything to save you and wishes to be your friend and give out hugs like crazy, and the other side see you as a pawn in a bigger game and tries to make your death as comfortable as they can giving you peace. Big difference

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 6 месяцев назад

      ​​​@@zilvertron Which is why he mentioned Kayvaan Shrike. He's an odd one since he gained a reputation of when weighing the options of helping a Guard Reigment for the sake of Glory, and a planet left at their mercy to be trampled by the Orks, he would choose to seek them out to the point he became revered as not just an Angel of Death but an Angel of Deliverance.

    • @zilvertron
      @zilvertron 6 месяцев назад

      @@gamechanger8908 But the problem with that entire story is that it isn't canon, it's a fanfic from Baldemort here on RUclips.If you want to see it for yourself the video is Kayvaan Shrike specific, it's in the first 5 minutes of that video. It's his MO of how he makes his videos, first he makes up a story suitable for the topic before he goes in depth. I think it's a cool story from a fan too, but I'm afraid that's all it is.

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 6 месяцев назад

      @@zilvertron Not fanfiction. It is quoted by Remembrancer which is sourced from Lexicanum and it being part of the Codex 5th Edition.

  • @Minnesota_Fatts
    @Minnesota_Fatts 8 месяцев назад +46

    Corvus Corax is the scientific name of the Common Raven. It literally translates to “crow’s heart.”

    • @yamibakura8597
      @yamibakura8597 8 месяцев назад +3

      When I'm in an edgelord contest and my opponent is Crow's Heart.

    • @Templer55
      @Templer55 8 месяцев назад +4

      Corax means also Crow its greek, so Corvus corax is the Crow Crow, the crowest crow

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Templer55 Corvus' also Raven/Crow in Latin. So yes Raven Raven/Crow Crow.

  • @cameronwhitehead8591
    @cameronwhitehead8591 8 месяцев назад +20

    Absolutely ciaphas cain! Just finished the audio book and its great!

  • @richardvaldes3959
    @richardvaldes3959 8 месяцев назад +1

    Rapidly growing as my favorite 40k podcast

  • @Emberfury94
    @Emberfury94 7 месяцев назад +1

    My headcannon is now that Christmas happens in the Ultima Segmentum, because at one point Guilliman heard about Santa and did it as a training exercise. Now the blueberries do it every year to keep their spreadsheets sharp.

    • @clarencethespearcemarine4133
      @clarencethespearcemarine4133 7 месяцев назад

      So fun fact about 40k Christmas, it's called sangiunala I think I don't remember how it worded but it about the death of glorious hawk boy or sanguinis to the arch traitor Horus.

  • @Zealus_24
    @Zealus_24 8 месяцев назад +30

    Gotta quickly request a white scars episode in the name of Jaghatai Khan, honoured be his name.

    • @DominusHydra40k
      @DominusHydra40k 2 месяца назад

      Literally worst legion ever. Even The Word Bearers are more interesting.

  • @abolishwyoming8351
    @abolishwyoming8351 8 месяцев назад +62

    Ciaphas cain would be a great character to cover

  • @gigamustache7338
    @gigamustache7338 8 месяцев назад +22

    The HERO OF THE IMPERIUM needs to be covered

  • @johnmedlock5068
    @johnmedlock5068 6 месяцев назад +1

    If you must wound an enemy, make sure it is one from which he will never recover.

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 8 месяцев назад +1

    People forget space Marines can move in their standar Armor gracefully sneaking works just fine

  • @craig3533
    @craig3533 8 месяцев назад +11

    Ciaphas Cain - people have the wrong idea about him, and he needs the hype man he doesn't think he deserves...

  • @FurryAstolfoFan
    @FurryAstolfoFan 8 месяцев назад +4

    Please Abhumans.
    Ogryns are such positive & good-hearted people in such a bleak & deadly universe.

  • @radhazard3551
    @radhazard3551 8 месяцев назад +7

    Ah.... no mention of Corax's entry into the Eye of Terror and his fight with Lorgar, not to mention his shedding of mortal form?

    • @wahbegan
      @wahbegan 7 месяцев назад

      That'll be in Corvus' own episode

  • @LGMalz06
    @LGMalz06 8 месяцев назад +5

    As a father of a cunning 3 year old gobbo child, you need to accept that you will absolutely be made to look like a fool in front of them during their sneaky-stabbing antics.
    Also. White Scars and show the Space Wolves some love please!

  • @bahdas_jahfada6286
    @bahdas_jahfada6286 8 месяцев назад +4

    The emperors silliest battles go to his silliest commisar Caiphus Cain

  • @dominictaylor8672
    @dominictaylor8672 8 месяцев назад +13

    Raven guard summed up to the meme of Waldo holding a sniper rifle looking for u

  • @MrWhimsicalNonsense
    @MrWhimsicalNonsense 8 месяцев назад +12

    Abhumans need some love. Weve talked about a million flavors of space marines already

  • @Figurative_Bandit
    @Figurative_Bandit 8 месяцев назад +6

    Ah, yes. I can hear the distant echoes of Linkin Park, a celebration of our victory! The only White Scars today are the emo’s.
    I’ll throw my vote this week behind the Abhumies.
    Also, in no way should there ever, ever be an ALPHA LEGION APRIL FOOL’S. That is the last thing anyone wants. Mhm. Absolutely nobody should ever not want ALPHA LEGION APRIL FOOL’s, that would be terrible.

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 8 месяцев назад +1

    One of my favorite moments to showcase the raven guard stealth is when they were using shadows to hide from daemons

  • @mnk9073
    @mnk9073 8 месяцев назад

    Imagine bragging about being the sneakiest Marines to your brother who proudly nods while snickering to himself "Hydra Dominatus" under his breath.

  • @n0hesitati0n15
    @n0hesitati0n15 8 месяцев назад +4

    There is rumour that this exiled Raven Guards wound up founding and becoming the Space Sharks.

    • @ЯАга-я4л
      @ЯАга-я4л 8 месяцев назад

      Huh, this one is new to me

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 6 месяцев назад

      Rumored to be founded by Shade Lord Arkhas Fal.
      While the Ashen Claws was founded by Shade Captain Nerat Kirine.

  • @xIQ188x
    @xIQ188x 8 месяцев назад +33

    “Superman is inherently American because he’s just such a good guy” is the funniest analysis of Superman I’ve ever heard and I will be repeating it forever

    • @brentarellano46
      @brentarellano46 8 месяцев назад

      Well the average American is a good person it's just our government that's mostly bad for the most part

  • @starleighpersonal
    @starleighpersonal 8 месяцев назад +6

    Do a Drukhari video. I wanna see how much of their lore you can wiggle in past the RUclips community guidelines

  • @bengonzalez5215
    @bengonzalez5215 6 месяцев назад +1

    Raven guard infiltrating always made me laugh cause how the hell does a raven guard go unnoticed mingling with society

  • @israeldelarosa5461
    @israeldelarosa5461 7 месяцев назад

    The Megamind and Corax parallels never occurred to me until now. Wow.

  • @Fyrijou
    @Fyrijou 8 месяцев назад +44

    I am voting for the white scars. They‘ve been losing enough and, despite the hate Space Marines get, they also usually get the coolest lore to discuss

  • @snowchrome5704
    @snowchrome5704 8 месяцев назад +9

    Was just looking for a new episode, the timing is unreal. My vote goes to the White Scars, you know how they get when they have to wait for anything.

  • @cirospedale7511
    @cirospedale7511 8 месяцев назад +8

    Ciaphas Cain, definitely. Was sad that we missed his video the first time around

  • @joshconnaught9347
    @joshconnaught9347 4 месяца назад +1

    Am I the only one that just realized that if Kota dyed his hair black and didn't wear glasses and grew his hair out, he'd be the perfect raven guard primarch actor

  • @brandonmeijers2199
    @brandonmeijers2199 8 месяцев назад

    I only ran across these guys recently and so far i love them! i guess it's time to start requesting that my favorite faction be added to the options to vote at some point. I would love them to add The Sons of Malice as an option. and also white scars for the next episode.

  • @silasmarvan1189
    @silasmarvan1189 8 месяцев назад +9

    ABHUMAN NEXT! OOGRAN GOOD! KNOW BECWASE AM ORGREN MYSELF! AM GOOD

    • @milky939
      @milky939 8 месяцев назад

      "Get in the damn thunder hawk ogg!'

  • @tVt2000
    @tVt2000 8 месяцев назад +6

    The chadliest order of monk warriors in the 41st millennium. The cooler nightlords and Edgar Allen Poe as a space marine, THE RAVENGUARD!!!!
    Also can we get a episode on Cain?

  • @ednigma23
    @ednigma23 8 месяцев назад +9

    Ciaphas Cain the hero of the emperium, the greatest human to exist

  • @totoranger01
    @totoranger01 7 месяцев назад

    Just to make a point of how sneaky they are, in The Hunt for Voldorius, where on a planet was taken over by a Daemon Prince, not only has the Raven Guard been slinking around attacking supply lines and advising a local resistance group, it's shown that it's the entire third company that's here, and Voldorius didn't know they were even there until they were already going for his head with the White Scars. That's 100 marines that nobody noticed for months

  • @Ike_of_pyke
    @Ike_of_pyke 7 месяцев назад

    12:05 there's two stories similar to that :
    1. Batman : Holy Terror , an elseworlds story about if the British church still controlled America , superman was given to a black site program where he's experimented on and dies after being exposed to kryptonite.
    2. Flashpoint superman , where instead of a random field in Kansas , he lands in the middle of metropolis, so no one BUT the military could get there in time after the havoc of having a ship tear through half the city happens. He is kept underground until adult hood when the flash from main DC helps him escape with that universe's batman (Thomas Wayne ) & Cyborg (still Victor but due to lack of other superheroes he's THE superhero )

  • @aaronfender8784
    @aaronfender8784 8 месяцев назад +6

    Dark Eldar we need the beauty of the grotesque

  • @acadiano10
    @acadiano10 8 месяцев назад +8

    John Wick: now a Primarch
    "You will do nothing because you can do nothing."

    • @orbitalbutt6757
      @orbitalbutt6757 8 месяцев назад +1

      The other traitor primarchs talking to Lorgar in that exact way when he calls them to complain that a gigantic raven monster keeps clawing at his windows and staring at him when he's on the toilet

  • @capleroy6850
    @capleroy6850 8 месяцев назад +7

    The throat singing is aproaching rapidly. Lets go white scars!

  • @NeoIsrafil
    @NeoIsrafil 8 месяцев назад +3

    Hearing you list their names and weapons in my brain i just heard *CRAAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAL*. 😂

  • @johnredcorn8533
    @johnredcorn8533 8 месяцев назад +17

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 8 месяцев назад +1

      COOOOORN, uhh wait .... KOOOOOORNE

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 8 месяцев назад +3

      BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

  • @sovietterran
    @sovietterran 8 месяцев назад +5

    Ciaphas Cain watches as all the lesser options fight amongst themselves, and once they all die stands as my vote.

  • @Armoredcompany
    @Armoredcompany 8 месяцев назад +25

    As someone who has done their fair share of guard duty at night, sitting in a foxhole staring at basically nothing for HOURS. I like to imagine that the Raven Guard will watch a Sentry for hours, and right as they start to get REALLY sleepy, that kind of tired where you start to hallucinate stuff, they simply ALLOW themselves to be seen for just the briefest of moments. Sentry shits their pants and either spends the next two hours white-knuckling their way through their shift or shits their pants and wakes the entire unit up only for "nothing" to be there and have them be ridiculed.

  • @raymanx187
    @raymanx187 8 месяцев назад

    "CAI- CAI- CAIPHUS CAIN!! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!"~ The Guard
    "STOP SINGING ABOUT ME DAMN IT" -Cain's internal screaming

  • @guillermoandrade6738
    @guillermoandrade6738 8 месяцев назад

    Wow I really hope that you make the next one about ciaphas I think the approach that you have in general with quotes, facts and storytelling. Is what Cain deserves

  • @trentthehehim3936
    @trentthehehim3936 8 месяцев назад +4

    A. CIAPHIS B. Now my head cannon is Corvis is Santa Claus and Gooeyman is his head elf. That’s it. There is no discussion.

  • @tomman3777
    @tomman3777 8 месяцев назад +4

    I think Cain is the only human to have survived going through a necron teleperter

  • @comediccomrade5716
    @comediccomrade5716 8 месяцев назад +4

    Ah yes, the Night Lords if they only SAID the evil stuff, didn’t do it

  • @orbitalbutt6757
    @orbitalbutt6757 8 месяцев назад +93

    Da Orkz canonically call them "Deffbeakies" and aren't bored by them, they're frightened of them. They're like grim reapers
    Also, Ciaphas Cain

  • @Billions_and_billions
    @Billions_and_billions 7 месяцев назад

    "...and then he said, 'Nevermore.'."
    🎵"CRAAAAAAW-LING IIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN!"🎶

  • @andrewluster8306
    @andrewluster8306 2 месяца назад

    Speaking of "on their sleeves," the Lion's sword is named Fealty, and he radiates nobility.

  • @Wolfy1012
    @Wolfy1012 8 месяцев назад +4

    Ciaphas Cain! We need some main character energy