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  • @jongkittae
    @jongkittae 2 года назад +22213

    i- uh, I'm not a doctor,, but I feel like maybe we should've started with the coding patient? 😳😅😂

    • @TacitPoseidon
      @TacitPoseidon 2 года назад +5017

      But then the skit wouldn't have been as funny.

    • @Doc_Schmidt
      @Doc_Schmidt  2 года назад +7494

      Details, details

    • @rickysanowara8254
      @rickysanowara8254 2 года назад +1446

      No.. Not before the attending has his morning coffee.. The resident value his life that much

    • @Katzie7
      @Katzie7 2 года назад +791

      The coding case is actually not that urgent from a GI perspective... if you can't ROSC then there's nothing GI can do anyway. He's not stable enough for an EGD.

    • @rickysanowara8254
      @rickysanowara8254 2 года назад +161

      @@Katzie7 who's gonna stabilize the patient? ER doctors ;)

  • @waffles3629
    @waffles3629 2 года назад +10237

    "Aaaaannndddd we're back"
    That got me

  • @OGBennyGoat
    @OGBennyGoat 2 года назад +6745

    The weirdest part is that you'll be thinking of the straight forward PT for the rest of your life. It could be years later and you'll wake up in cold sweat convinced you missed something cause nothing that good to be true.

    • @KinDiedYesterday
      @KinDiedYesterday Год назад +258

      Always that moment where you rethink.. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IT CANT BE PERFECT. I think it's called fuckening or something

    • @telioty
      @telioty Год назад +48

      H Pylori though is a very simple and clear problem though. Occam's razor of the simplest solution would come in here.

    • @AnimeFan-wd5pq
      @AnimeFan-wd5pq 11 месяцев назад +81

      ⁠@@KinDiedYesterdaygotta hate when you wake up in a cold sweat from the fuckening

    • @superslash7254
      @superslash7254 11 месяцев назад +91

      That's how my doctors always feel about the fact my heart's basically underclocked by half and my blood pressure's so low it's more like blood suggestion.

    • @shanellemurrey9300
      @shanellemurrey9300 11 месяцев назад +43

      @@superslash7254🤣 blood suggestion

  • @BrotherKnowledge.
    @BrotherKnowledge. 2 года назад +2858

    Me while listening to the end: "Damn. Sounds like dude is about to code."
    Doc: "He's actively coding."
    Me: "Nailed it." 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @0gamesessed224
      @0gamesessed224 Год назад +28

      What’s coding?

    • @BrotherKnowledge.
      @BrotherKnowledge. Год назад +199

      @@0gamesessed224
      "Code" is a term we use in medicine, almost like a slang of sorts, to refer to a patient who's heart has stopped beating for whatever reason.
      When a person's heart has stopped, we call that Cardiac Arrest. There is an algorithm of sorts that we (I'm a Paramedic, but this applies to all of us) utilize to treat a patient in cardiac arrest. We learn this algorithm in a class called ACLS (Advanced Cardiac Life Support). And the "Final test" of that course is called a "Mega Code." So we use the second term as a shorthand or slang when treating a cardiac arrest.
      So a patient coding basically means that a patient is in cardiac arrest and we are treating it using ACLS.
      (Also in hospitals specifically, they have a lot of different type of Codes. Code Pink, Code Blue, Code Red, etc., etc. Code Blue is also cardiac arrest. So the term "code" or "coding" can also be considered shorthand for Code Blue as well.)

    • @JGHFunRun
      @JGHFunRun Год назад +56

      @@BrotherKnowledge. oh so not a programmer joke lol

    • @user-mw2sk7pi5x
      @user-mw2sk7pi5x Год назад +39

      ​@@BrotherKnowledge. What a detailed response! You are awesome! Thank youuuu

    • @BrotherKnowledge.
      @BrotherKnowledge. Год назад +9

      @@user-mw2sk7pi5x
      😁 You're welcome! 😁

  • @FartPanther
    @FartPanther 2 года назад +3512

    The second patient has also brought a signed religious objection to transfusion and their preacher.

    • @musasnueve5119
      @musasnueve5119 Год назад +107

      What a nightmare! LOL

    • @6Jenne6La6Flaca6
      @6Jenne6La6Flaca6 Год назад +12

      🤣

    • @9volt65
      @9volt65 Год назад +197

      “Save my life but, like, not. Thank you!”

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 Год назад

      RIP stupid person I guess.

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman Год назад +125

      Why did they bring a preacher? They need a funeral home director.

  • @joannadabrowska6755
    @joannadabrowska6755 2 года назад +1153

    The fun starts when hemoglobin is lower than INR 😅

    • @valerianaranjocruz25
      @valerianaranjocruz25 2 года назад +64

      That's called death.... yeah, that's called death alright

    • @sakethballa36t
      @sakethballa36t 2 года назад +19

      @@valerianaranjocruz25 hopefully just supratherapeutic INR 😭

    • @MayuraVyamsaka
      @MayuraVyamsaka 2 года назад +58

      That moment when the INR = haemoglobin = potassium = bicarb = pCO2 = lactates...

    • @seeker296
      @seeker296 2 года назад +14

      @@MayuraVyamsaka oh lord

    • @susanboyd6592
      @susanboyd6592 2 года назад +22

      Who said it was quiet on the floor? We tar and feather them at shift change.

  • @Stopthisrightnow560
    @Stopthisrightnow560 Год назад +245

    Quite often I've been that patient that's super straight forward- recently broke my nose twice without damaging my septum whatsoever- and the surgeons were like, ".... Nice. You can go." 😂😂

  • @shannellwhy6639
    @shannellwhy6639 2 года назад +320

    Your videos are helping me enter and enjoy my 50’s! I used to see A doctor maybe twice a year and now I see SEVERAL doctors at least 3 times a month! And I’m trying to calm myself and prepare for my endoscopy and colonoscopy combo next month!

    • @Doc_Schmidt
      @Doc_Schmidt  2 года назад +105

      You’re going to do great!

    • @emilmarcu2056
      @emilmarcu2056 Год назад +8

      You're going to do great🤣🤣

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 11 месяцев назад +3

      Isn't a colonoscopy a type of endoscopy? What's the other type you're having? Gastroscopy?

    • @girlinterrupted2625
      @girlinterrupted2625 11 месяцев назад +6

      I’ve had both and they aren’t scary at all. The colonoscopy and the pooping all day does suck but it doesn’t hurt. This is coming from the most panicky person ever😅

    • @flxmkr
      @flxmkr 11 месяцев назад +3

      You’ll have no problem with the colonoscopy. Like everyone says, “You’ll do great!” You’ll be asleep (and hopefully won’t wake up until after they yank out the pipe…some people aren’t so lucky).
      What they DON’T mention is the prep. Yeah. You’ll need to take off work the day-before. And try to look now for gatorades that do not contain red. We went everywhere trying to find some.
      Oh! Get an instant pot and learn how to make bone broth! You can drink clear bone broth, and home made is the BEST!!
      Have fun! [edit: on learning to make bone broth, I mean]

  • @il0stthegam3
    @il0stthegam3 2 года назад +541

    That´s like me writing a patients cancer history and seeing that there are no secondary diagnoses and no very old examination results hinting at cancer. With the programm we use they take forever to type in ^^*

  • @DarkWolf22K
    @DarkWolf22K 2 года назад +51

    There's always that one guy who absorbs all the good symptoms... And kills the people around him... Like a vampire

  • @BassBoostingBrony
    @BassBoostingBrony 2 года назад +246

    the last line just let me burst into laughter. Fking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @thedev-yani
    @thedev-yani 2 года назад +309

    Ugh... This reminds me of my childhood.. dinner table.. and my doctor family starts talking about poo of a patient and how it looked.. reason why i became an engineer.

    • @KristenRowenPliske
      @KristenRowenPliske 2 года назад +31

      My mom is a retired RN. She worked at the county hospital in Houston which had a jail ward. Dinner time was full of stories like that, too. So I became a nurse, too. Took my husband a while to get used to that kind of talk. Lol

    • @thedev-yani
      @thedev-yani 2 года назад +10

      @@KristenRowenPliske that's amazing. I wish I had that kind of motivation too. But i just fell in love with Tech so much, couldn't get myself back to my heritage.
      Thank you for your amazing work.

    • @dana102083
      @dana102083 2 года назад +10

      Im an RN and my bf wont even poo or fart in the same room..im working on it lol i broke the brown ice 😘

    • @thedev-yani
      @thedev-yani 2 года назад +1

      @@dana102083 LoL...

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 Год назад +6

      I sometimes feel bad for my kids. My mom, stepmom, ex-wife & I are all nurses. Don't think any of my kiddos will end up in the medical field.

  • @Testsubject99807
    @Testsubject99807 2 года назад +45

    Simple start with a complex finish!

  • @mungbean345
    @mungbean345 11 месяцев назад +16

    As somebody dealing with some of those GI issues, thanks for reminding me that there's not necessarily a completely catastrophic, hard to treat reason. I'll face my upcoming tests with less dread now!

    • @dianapennepacker6854
      @dianapennepacker6854 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah GI bleeds suck. I do have liver and kidney failure caused by alcohol.
      The first time I had one it was a blood bath. Thank God I was in the bathroom. Like someone turned on a faucet of blood though, and didn't shut it off.
      Think I had like 6 transfusions the first night.
      One thing about me that drives medical nuts is my blood pressure. I can get down to like 64/40 or something like that. Low sixties for the number, and be completely coherent.
      What sucks when that happens is they will send basically a SWAT team of doctors and nurses into your room, and surround your bed. Then the doctor will talk to you like you are insane asking simple questions.
      I get it, but it is like I haven't slept in days. Maybe my BP will go up if you let me get some, or let me walk around the hospital.

    • @Elladril
      @Elladril 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah 99% of the time it’s something that’s gonna go away on its own, be treatable with medication, or worst case require some simple outpatient fix that’ll only have you miss one day of work and probly get some fun meds out of it.

  • @LucieCornelia
    @LucieCornelia 2 года назад +59

    Finally something I've heard of.
    Hemophilia, the Royal disease

    • @lilyrosepunkunicorm9871
      @lilyrosepunkunicorm9871 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @JohnDoe-pe3it
      @JohnDoe-pe3it 2 года назад +7

      First time I've heard someone refer to hemophilia as the one thing in a list they ARE familiar with lol

    • @suvikhyasiingh
      @suvikhyasiingh Год назад

      🏅

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@JohnDoe-pe3itit is used as an example to teach 12th grade bio direction students hereditary diseases in my country, so many know of it

  • @KristenRowenPliske
    @KristenRowenPliske 2 года назад +13

    The proper response upon hearing about the second patient is , “Oh, sh*t.”
    You know you’re probably not gonna get a lunch break with this guy.

  • @anandkalra
    @anandkalra 2 года назад +97

    Lol "he's actively coding right now"

  • @rameenfatima9798
    @rameenfatima9798 2 года назад +57

    I still watch this even tho i don't understand any of this 😂

  • @komikbookgeek
    @komikbookgeek 2 года назад +20

    "He's actively coding."
    "And we're back."

  • @jb-dk2xn
    @jb-dk2xn 2 года назад +36

    Casually saying he's actively coding reminds me if walking casually with a dr friend up to medical and walking in just as the nurses were defibing a patient 😅

    • @orangew3988
      @orangew3988 Год назад +8

      Ahhh nurses are like that. If no one has kicked off by early afternoon, we like to start shocking patients just to make the day go faster.

    • @flxmkr
      @flxmkr 11 месяцев назад

      @@orangew3988Hey! You have something in common with my husband…before he retired! He was a cop.

  • @ameliacatlover1985
    @ameliacatlover1985 2 года назад +24

    I can see why the second guy is coding and hemoglobin of 2.4 holy hell

  • @LC-bc2gb
    @LC-bc2gb 2 года назад +5

    Lmaooo the "aaaand we're back" 😂 he's like uhhh maybe start with that one next time 😂😂

  • @msgemini478
    @msgemini478 2 года назад +46

    Simple straightforward H.Pylori, almost always resistant to the typical treatment courses. And "good" b/p of 100/62 in a pt with baseline HTN. 😂

  • @kapperbeastYT
    @kapperbeastYT 2 месяца назад +3

    Huh. So that's what my students feel like when i start rambling

  • @jacyntao
    @jacyntao 2 года назад +8

    I chuckled out loud at the punch line case 🤣🤣🤣

  • @59Schnauzermom
    @59Schnauzermom 2 года назад +3

    I love you guys, I can only imagine my husbands doctors had several conversations like this. He had NASH, has several EGD's, several blood transfusions, liver and kidney transplant . He live 2 years post transplant.

  • @EchosTackyTiki
    @EchosTackyTiki 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Aaaaaaaand we're back."
    My stomach hurts lol.

  • @Smert44
    @Smert44 2 года назад +4

    I had the most straightforward case ever. During my intern year i was doing a triage shift in emergency room. Patient came and told me that she has chest pain. And also added that she had pneumothorax couple of years ago and the pain is pretty similar. Her vitals were stable so I sent her to xray immediately. Guess what? She had a subtle pneumothorax. Easiest case ever.

    • @dana102083
      @dana102083 2 года назад +1

      Good for you for trusting your patient's words. 🙏💕

  • @motolumpy1216
    @motolumpy1216 11 месяцев назад +1

    Hey doc, I recently had to go to a GI doctor for cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (thankfully dropped the cannabis and I'm doing very well) and your videos helped me understand what they were looking for and be more comfortable being open and honest with my doctor about all my symptoms, even the ones that are hard to talk about. Thank you for making such great content!

  • @Rose-yx6jq
    @Rose-yx6jq 3 месяца назад +1

    It must always be a breath of fresh air when you have a straightforward case. And then you take in that deep inhale of smaug as you get back into the swing of things.

  • @ChanceNP
    @ChanceNP 2 года назад +2

    ROFLMAO. This sounds like a recent conversation I had with my collaborating MD in clinic except the crashing cirrhotic pt came in under his own power. Sent straight to ED after quick assessment. Hgb 4.8. It’s amazing people walk around like that.

  • @OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro
    @OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro Год назад +1

    I love medicine! These short skits are great! 😁❤️👋🏽👨🏾‍⚕️

  • @justjade3439
    @justjade3439 Год назад +9

    Okay, I've got one more reason to why I wanna be an RN:
    So I can better comprehend / relate to these conversations and nursing jokes 😂

  • @shadowxgaming4247
    @shadowxgaming4247 Год назад +1

    My mother had a severe gastrointestinal bleed/ulcer (in duodenum) and the hospital could not figure out the cause.
    Negative for H. Pylori, no NSAIDs or blood thinners for countless years.
    Doctors were stumped. The closest we got to figuring it out was suspecting Zollinger-Ellison Syndrome. But that was quickly ruled out when her gastrin levels were tested and looked average.
    She does have very low iron and low hemoglobin normally. The charts suggested severe malnutrition in many nutrients (especially electrolytes), exceptionally high blood sugar, and faster-than-average clotting (blood type O-).
    The gastroenterologist she saw repeatedly accused her of alcoholism and I believe liver tests indicated moderate liver damage. The kicker is my mother hasn't drunk alcohol in 20+ years.
    Additionally, when I was born, I had considerable overlap with fetal alcohol syndrome despite again, my mother never drinking.
    Members of my mother's family spontaneously died due to sudden gastointestinal bleeding and we still do not know what causes it or how to prevent it
    Honestly a little desperate for even a subtle nudge into a direction we haven't considered if any of you can think of potential causes. We can then explore said suggested potential causes with her doctor

  • @rezanikjoo7331
    @rezanikjoo7331 2 года назад +12

    LMAO 🤣🤣
    Please make some educational Not short videos about GI desease; specially IBDs. Learning and laughing go well together.

  • @VanessaScrillions
    @VanessaScrillions 9 месяцев назад +1

    My hemoglobin was at 2.4 last year. This was a couple months after I was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis. My gastro was very blase about my Dx so when I was still losing blood and couldn't walk very far and was in pain all the time I just thought I was being a baby. I did tell her about all this but she just shrugged it off. My SO finally convinced me to go to the ER and they immediately admitted me

  • @breebrat56
    @breebrat56 2 года назад +3

    Love the koala 🐨 surgical cap! Probably has a great future in a pediatric specialty skit in the near future….. 🤔❤️

  • @SunnyShuklathedoctor
    @SunnyShuklathedoctor Год назад +4

    The first patient was basically House's nightmare. A patient with nothing? Get it out of my sight

  • @charlayned
    @charlayned 7 месяцев назад +1

    Variceal bleed. Yep, recognize that one. A year ago my husband developed stage 2 cirrhosis due to a vaccine he had to take (guess which). He does not drink. He got to throwing up and was bleeding. 4 days in ICU, 5 units of blood, 2 of plasma, another week in regular room. He's got an artificial heart valve so he's on Warfarin. It was scary as heck. So yeah, I totally understood what they were saying.

  • @Mercado99
    @Mercado99 9 месяцев назад

    As a recovering addict i just wanted to say i really appreciate the part where his only concern is cirrhosis, not sht talking the patient. It's so important for us to be honest about that stuff so we can be treated correctly medically. But often results in attitude, judgment, talking behind our backs and more. And for some that can be deadly bc they then avoid getting care when they need it

  • @stephanien6237
    @stephanien6237 2 года назад +7

    😂😂😂 that ending! Oof!

    • @neffsnicker
      @neffsnicker 2 года назад

      I also let out an involuntary OOF and cringed 😬😬😬

  • @centrehill2023
    @centrehill2023 11 месяцев назад

    This is the first I've heard anyone mention Zollinger Ellison syndrome since my grandmother was diagnosed with it a decade ago. I'm so glad someone is at least bringing recognition to it ❤️ it took years till they finally diagnosed my grandmother with this and she suffered horribly.

  • @lisastenzel5713
    @lisastenzel5713 10 месяцев назад

    Watching this over, pausing to read the medical terms I missed verbally,....that guy must be the luckiest dude with that condition ever

  • @driftingdruid
    @driftingdruid 11 месяцев назад +1

    felt weird when the nurses called me "boring," but now i understand why they were smiling as they said that...

    • @Piper_____
      @Piper_____ 11 месяцев назад +1

      The only thing better than being medically textbook is being medically boring.

  • @tigerheart8731
    @tigerheart8731 3 месяца назад

    My grandfather in law just left the hospital. Went in for severe hallucinations. History of heart attack. Diabetic. Severe anemia with regular transfusion. He had run out of his meds and was severely dehydrated but he wouldn't improve they found two blood clots in his lungs. A hole in his gut and a hole in his large intestine.
    We were terrified

  • @glltch7662
    @glltch7662 11 месяцев назад +1

    "I like your funny words magic man"

  • @that1chickinFL
    @that1chickinFL Год назад +2

    When you walk into that room as a nurse and just know... I smell a code coming on

  • @ronjalag9710
    @ronjalag9710 2 года назад +4

    It would interesting if you cover Zollinger Ellison syndrome more and other multiple endocrine neoplasia related gastrointestinal issues

  • @theroadnottaken7
    @theroadnottaken7 2 года назад +7

    Hemophilia!!! My family members have hemophilia and it's great to hear it getting covered.

  • @jacksonhineckin110
    @jacksonhineckin110 2 года назад +1

    Wish my doctors were this good

  • @rileyburger7632
    @rileyburger7632 11 месяцев назад

    I love how calmly he said " he is actively coding

  • @TheLegendaryFenix
    @TheLegendaryFenix 2 года назад

    Hey Doc, I’ve been going through a tough GI time and will be getting an endoscopy tomorrow. I’ve been freaking out as it has impacted all aspects of my life and part of me believes I’ll never get better. But this video made me believe that it might be a simple and straight forward fix and it’s gonna get me through the night. Thank you so much.

    • @dana102083
      @dana102083 2 года назад

      Hope youre doing ok today for your procedure. Let us know how youre doing 🙏💕🤗

  • @emmagrace8938
    @emmagrace8938 Год назад +1

    The casual tone of “he’s actively coding” killed me 💀😂🤣

  • @blackgirlmagic9827
    @blackgirlmagic9827 8 месяцев назад

    This is exactly why Doctor have 100% of my respect

  • @19Aspirin81
    @19Aspirin81 11 месяцев назад

    Gold. Emotional rollercoaster

  • @BleuWaveyQueen
    @BleuWaveyQueen Год назад

    The way I CACKLED because I am definitely the one thinking the worse case scenario on everything but hoping for the best case scenario 😂😂😂

  • @deo3367
    @deo3367 Год назад +1

    Me as a nurse switching from being an ICU for the past 7 years and a Covid icu nurse for the last 2 to a med surge nurse again. “Wait… what do you mean he observation? For… wait he is here for BACK PAIN?!? Just a strained muscle!? WTF…. You guys do that down here!?”

  • @pennykhamsa4704
    @pennykhamsa4704 11 месяцев назад

    Yeah when a case is just TOO straightforward and easy I always panic over missing something.

  • @idkwtf2makemyusername104
    @idkwtf2makemyusername104 2 года назад +2

    Few years ago my Hgb was 3.4 and HCT was 11%. Lol I felt like a freak because I'd been living that way for awhile and everyone came to look at me in the ER because they didn't understand how i walked in. 1st unit of blood brought me to 6.2 (still super low)and I felt like I could run a marathon after that. Alot happened after that but we never found what caused that. Now everytime I feel tired I panic. Lol

  • @JackG515
    @JackG515 2 года назад +3

    Even without the use of the Q word, the natural balance eventually restored itself.

    • @flxmkr
      @flxmkr 11 месяцев назад

      Quiet! You don’t want to ruin it for everyone!

  • @izzyisbusy6274
    @izzyisbusy6274 11 месяцев назад

    I watched this entire thing while not understanding a word yet I'm so intrigued.

  • @anitadias4668
    @anitadias4668 2 месяца назад

    I'm a straight A studen, hoping & studying to become a doctor (specifically cardiologist, my aunt is one too) in the future, and though most times there are some things I don't get in these type of videos, I try to go ahead and understand what I didn't get before, I always laugh at these videos and really enjoy them:) keep up the good work ❤

  • @MandaRenegade
    @MandaRenegade 3 месяца назад

    Epitome of "got some good news, and some bad news" 😂😂

  • @jmcclean7760
    @jmcclean7760 Год назад

    “…and we’re back” 😂😂😂

  • @owenhelmkamp3535
    @owenhelmkamp3535 26 дней назад

    During one of my nursing clinicals I had a report like this. Easiest patient ever! I was like dang is super straightforward and easy.

  • @gypsypath1
    @gypsypath1 9 месяцев назад

    This just made me realize how seldom ER and urgent care staff get to see the “winners” 🙁

  • @csunedchic
    @csunedchic 8 месяцев назад

    My daughter is in her last year of med school. I feel like i just witnessed a small minute of her day.

  • @kimkendagor5677
    @kimkendagor5677 Год назад

    That second patient has everything!

  • @ThomasSchusteck
    @ThomasSchusteck 2 года назад

    This is so true, one second you think a patient is fine but the next is having something urgent. This was way funny and I did not see this coming, very funny indeed. Kind of remind me having a cigarette outside and talking to another therapist at our Institute years back who was smoking a pipe. His case was all over the place but mostly stable. Yes,, it is looked down upon but a lot of people smoke at our Institute). Mine was a psychotic hallucinating mess with a major undiagnosed OCD AND some weird mood issues no one could diagnose (many have tried). Years ago, now I'm just a lazy medical translator who still performs group sessions when we're understaffed (all the time). Thank you for this video from the bottom of my heart. This will be my favorite medical joke not just this week. Peace out.

  • @cosmifall
    @cosmifall 13 дней назад

    "Oh great not too bad!"
    "Weeeeeeeeellllll 😅"

  • @mikaylastrong7622
    @mikaylastrong7622 11 месяцев назад

    8 yrs ago, I lost my husband to a variceal bleed in his esophagus that may have been fixed had cardiology taken him off blood thinners for a week. Gastro couldn't cauterize the veins, and he projectile vomited blood until he died. Battling clinics are the worst.

  • @ThePolerbearproducts
    @ThePolerbearproducts 11 месяцев назад

    “Aaannnd we’re back”
    Me an ER Tech when I see one of the “Frequent Flyers” on the board and they were assholes last time I saw them.

  • @lilari6146
    @lilari6146 Год назад +2

    I have hemophilia *-* I'm so happy it's existence is being acknowledged 😄

  • @1983maya
    @1983maya Год назад

    It's like living so much with bad news that hearing even a slight amount of good news is startling.... 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😁😁

  • @BellBOYd128
    @BellBOYd128 11 месяцев назад

    That’s my aunt right there. Binges 6+ bottles of vadka on the reg for like 45 years, only just last month had her first medical emergency… it was a root canal.

  • @thedeviouspanda
    @thedeviouspanda 11 месяцев назад

    RIP to the second guy.
    First guy is me. My new PCP saw my labs and saw years of high WBC. She was like "oh shit, I'm gonna refer you to hematology." I get there and meet with the specialist and she says "I don't think you have cancer." I said "Me neither."
    Turns out my WBC and platelets are just in the range outside the range that labs use. No clotting disorder, no neoplasia, nothing crazy, nothing rare.

  • @gmstrbert2982
    @gmstrbert2982 11 месяцев назад

    As someone that cleans at my local hospital, I heard “GI bleed” and thought “Oh boy, that’s gonna stink up half of the floor they’re on!” I do NOT envy the person that will have to go in and clean up that mess

  • @LostSoulsParadoxicalDoctrine
    @LostSoulsParadoxicalDoctrine 10 месяцев назад

    No idea what was said, but that shows how good the comedy is. I still laughed!

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics 10 месяцев назад

    "And we're back!"😂

  • @jeffrey9757
    @jeffrey9757 Год назад +5

    It's like they have their own language :)

  • @auntiem873
    @auntiem873 3 месяца назад +1

    Lead with the most serious cases first!!

  • @DangleBlampy
    @DangleBlampy Год назад

    Its skits like this that make me feel a big part of being a doctor is on par with detective work.

  • @blazingnomad
    @blazingnomad 2 года назад +1

    Yeah I just had the worst variceal bleed case in forever a few days ago. Dude dropped from a Hb 8.4 to 3 in 30 minutes. ICU barely got to put a Blakemore in. I've never seen such a torrential bleed in my life.

  • @vanessablanco4415
    @vanessablanco4415 Год назад

    I have hemophilia and I can't stress how important it is for providers to be educated!

  • @rellsw02
    @rellsw02 7 месяцев назад

    I only understood most of that because my recent gi related hospital visit. Thanks doc

  • @emt7474
    @emt7474 11 месяцев назад

    Aaannndddd were back.... I felt that in my soul

  • @melaninmonroe007
    @melaninmonroe007 Год назад

    Cirrhotic patients are like riding a rollercoaster backwards really, really fast. And you don’t know if they’ve ever done any maintenance on the ride. WoOoOoO!

  • @MISHA33006
    @MISHA33006 7 месяцев назад

    Im not a medical proffessional but i am impressed with myself for understanding a chunk of those words.

  • @ETGOTHOME7
    @ETGOTHOME7 11 месяцев назад

    THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OUR DOCTORS!!!!❤

  • @melindasam
    @melindasam 8 месяцев назад

    That was great. I can actually relate. I have hemophilia and understand the conversation.

  • @connordixon4893
    @connordixon4893 Год назад

    “I like your funny words magic man”

  • @kathyarnold3935
    @kathyarnold3935 2 месяца назад

    At 75 years old, I had a gastric bleed. I was on blood thinners and also took Aleve for pain. Started vomiting in the hospital and my blood went down to 4.6.. Had surgery to repair the bleed.
    Was in hospital for 10 days. Came home @ 5.0. FYI: rehab centers won't take you below 7.0.
    Within a month I was at 1 2. 0.
    No blood transfusion. By the way, I do have heart failure. But I only take Tylenol now. 😂❤🎉

  • @normis6620
    @normis6620 2 года назад +2

    That ending! Lol

  • @katalyst13x
    @katalyst13x 7 месяцев назад

    the way i started cracking up laughing is insane

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma 11 месяцев назад

    ,,he's acively coding. "
    Me, imagining the patient on a computer writing a program:

  • @mrK29011
    @mrK29011 2 года назад +1

    ahh yes the flashbacks of surgical receiving unit and foundation core skills years with the senior surgeons always expecting the worst (UK) at handover😫🤣

  • @redteam6631
    @redteam6631 2 года назад +4

    Lol. Video idea: trying to guess consult notes because the resident's hand writing is awful.

    • @felinepsychosis
      @felinepsychosis 2 года назад +1

      Attendings can have even worse writing!

    • @iz2333
      @iz2333 2 года назад

      They're hand written in the states?

  • @diamondidisart5566
    @diamondidisart5566 Год назад +1

    H Pyroli was a fucking nightmare to deal with.

  • @deadinside8781
    @deadinside8781 2 года назад

    God I hope to find such a kind, knowledgeable doctor to monitor my MVP.

    • @dana102083
      @dana102083 2 года назад

      I have a connective tissue disorder, EDS and MVP are common..I'm saying this just in case you have other issues that connect your dysfunctional dots, so to speak. I'm still looking for a good neurologist...good luck out there. 🙏🤗

  • @MayaRaimondo
    @MayaRaimondo 2 года назад +1

    EQUILIBRATE!!! ♥️
    Yes, thanks for ordering a pack of RBC for a hemoglobin of 11.5 🙄🤷🏻‍♀️