The Problem with Medical Analogies

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  • @dathaniel9403
    @dathaniel9403 2 года назад +8934

    “You’re gaslighting me with a strawman!”
    God, that’s way too real. Why does everyone constantly misuse both of those terms?

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 2 года назад

      Because idiots usually don’t have valid arguments, they just throw buzzwords around to seem intelligent. Also usually they believe they’re right, because as we all know, those types never do their research 🙄

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 2 года назад +416

      Because they heard them used and didn't understand the objection.
      But they assume they do.
      For instance, gaslighting doesn't mean contradict. Simply telling someone something other than what they think isn't gaslighting. Even if it is lying, it isn't.
      It's only if you are specifically aiming to an making them doubt their own ability to reason.

    • @WeaselLikeMan
      @WeaselLikeMan 2 года назад +353

      No one does that. Stop strawmaning. What’s next? You gonna pretend gaslighting actually exists?

    • @__lasevix_
      @__lasevix_ 2 года назад +71

      It's mostly the people who actually use those techniques but are too dumb to understand how to disprove another's claim, so they just repeat what people said about their arguments

    • @hugo57k91
      @hugo57k91 2 года назад +12

      Dude no one does, you're the first example of a strawman I've seen in weeks

  • @alisonbloom2131
    @alisonbloom2131 2 года назад +2113

    Comparing things that are different is literally the entire point of analogies.

    • @balladofroses5282
      @balladofroses5282 Год назад +29

      Yes... It's very specifically not the same thing

    • @__-tp4tm
      @__-tp4tm Год назад +11

      Why can't such be general knowledge to anyone? Okay at the very least people with acess to schools, or even just (and somehow particularly) access to the internet.

    • @saladass1571
      @saladass1571 Год назад +6

      I mean, by definition of “Comparison”, referring to two things as different is comparing them

    • @nathancovington1792
      @nathancovington1792 Год назад

      True. You’ll never be a real woman.

    • @ianbelletti6241
      @ianbelletti6241 Год назад +2

      ​@@balladofroses5282yes. It is comparing things that are different but they need to have something in common. In the plumbing-intestine comparison it's the tubular nature and the fact that they both can carry limited amounts of pressure. The rest of the details don't matter in the point of the analogy.

  • @95mudshovel
    @95mudshovel 2 года назад +13794

    this is like talking to someone who just took their first philosophy class 🤣

    • @juliejanesmith57
      @juliejanesmith57 2 года назад +157

      Or certain drugs… hmmmm

    • @dibsdibs3495
      @dibsdibs3495 2 года назад +1

      Equally as intelligent as someone taking shrooms

    • @NicholeParker
      @NicholeParker 2 года назад +126

      I was gonna say, I was in freshman classes with this guy in college

    • @callmeobsequious
      @callmeobsequious 2 года назад +90

      Yep, that's a Philosophy 101 student for SURE.

    • @gamergodofjustice
      @gamergodofjustice 2 года назад +47

      Or anyone that listens to televangelists.

  • @MelloSev
    @MelloSev 2 года назад +2722

    Gaslighting, dude a hole is a hole!

  • @moleperson
    @moleperson 2 года назад +1362

    You missed the opportunity to say “you’re comparing apples to organs”

  • @mysassybear
    @mysassybear 2 года назад +3227

    I had a perforation in my stomach... I was in so much pain I could never have been such a pain in the arse I couldn't piece a sentence together . But I appreciate the joke.

    • @AlanisonYT
      @AlanisonYT 2 года назад +99

      Yeah… it’s not a perfect analogy…

    • @samantham.5742
      @samantham.5742 2 года назад +19

      @@AlanisonYT 🤣🤣👍

    • @midnight8341
      @midnight8341 2 года назад +91

      A friend of mine from university had a really terrible stomach ache one day when he got up. He was sweating and every movement was basically torture. He went to Uni that day because he had an exam and he took it (in Germany you have to sign a declaration before that you feel able to take the exam, so he could have just not done that, leave and get a waver from a doctor for it later that day). After the exam, he was walking to from our building across the street to the university hospitals ER to get checked out and they rushed him into an operating room because his appendix had ruptured in the morning.
      Dude had 95% of the points on his exam that day.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Год назад +42

      @@midnight8341 He really went: My body can wait
      Huh

    • @mimimimi-wh4qf
      @mimimimi-wh4qf Год назад +8

      Me tooooo. I was in an absolute panic and I couldn't explain or even speak either. Unbelievable pain

  • @masquerade179
    @masquerade179 2 года назад +592

    I've seen those exact people in your shorts comment section and God, I die a little inside every time they do this.

    • @vaporwingfauxmcloud1190
      @vaporwingfauxmcloud1190 Год назад +8

      Hell yeah! People wonder why society is shit but act like this. Nothing can be positive nowadays because people think they are smart because google or facebook taught them everything 😂

  • @cexilady3333
    @cexilady3333 2 года назад +1536

    The gasp at the end… GOTTEM!

  • @il0stthegam3
    @il0stthegam3 2 года назад +445

    "they don't have a warranty by the manufecturer"
    Well... If it's not being fixed you will kind of go back there😅

    • @kyscco24
      @kyscco24 2 года назад +60

      “They don’t have a warranty by the manufacturer, do they?”
      “No, but if you don’t get them fixed, all of you will be recalled by said manufacturer.”

    • @azaril7780
      @azaril7780 2 года назад +25

      @@kyscco24 gon be a permanent recall on your life, no replacement

  • @toddjasper1
    @toddjasper1 2 года назад +65

    Omg I’m so sorry to any doctors that have to deal with patients like these. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @meganfedor
      @meganfedor 2 года назад +8

      They are the Sovereign Citizens of the medical community....

  • @CRuM770
    @CRuM770 2 года назад +125

    This brings back fond memories of your speed bump video. You know, the one about "speed bumps".

    • @benjaminmorris4962
      @benjaminmorris4962 Год назад

      Except that analogy was actually flawed. The proper analogy for the real topic he was talking about would be banning vehicles, not placing a permanent environmental structure to passively prevent the misuse of cars... When you use the proper analogy then it becomes clear how ridiculous the "safety" measures are that he was trying to advocate for...

    • @benjaminmorris4962
      @benjaminmorris4962 Год назад

      Also, this video is likely related to the speed bump one, and the argument that "all analogies are flawed" is just straight up incorrect... Even if it was true, it does not strengthen the argument made by the attempted satirical analogy, but rather weakens it. Instead of defending the analogy, the statement "all analogies are flawed" implicitly admits defeat.

  • @Guizlass
    @Guizlass 2 года назад +672

    Facebook arguments in a nutshell

    • @PanicLedisko
      @PanicLedisko 2 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣 good one!!

    • @metawarp7446
      @metawarp7446 2 года назад +18

      Too "sophisticated"... I think it's twitter

    • @marzipanmerci1068
      @marzipanmerci1068 Год назад +8

      RUclips too, nowadays, sighs~

    • @cassiyseaforth149
      @cassiyseaforth149 Год назад +3

      Hahaha

    • @andrewjustice210
      @andrewjustice210 Год назад

      Conservative arguments… or well…. Arguments WITH conservatives… I imagine an argument between 2 of them would just a shit eater’s food fight

  • @mrhomely
    @mrhomely 2 года назад +215

    Sir how did you break your leg?
    Oh I didn't break it, it's only fractured

    • @Tarotiste
      @Tarotiste 2 года назад +5

      When I saw the first line. I was sure the second was going to be, "Oh my surgeon got so frustrated with me that he left without checking if I needed help getting back into bed. It really wasn't his fault. I made him so mad that, well... I'm pretty impressed that he just left. Anyway, I tripped over something on the floor trying to get back in bed and broke my leg. I think it was a pipe?"

    • @ashley_smith
      @ashley_smith Год назад

      I think that one makes a lil more sense. A break to mean a clean break through and through. A fracture to mean only a partial break, with a small amount of structural integrity still remaining.

    • @tyoidbone
      @tyoidbone Год назад +6

      ​@@ashley_smith A fracture is any break in the bone, from minimally displaced all the way up to a segmental fracture where there is no structural integrity left. Therefore a "broken bone" and a "fracture" are the same thing.

    • @anonydun82fgoog35
      @anonydun82fgoog35 Год назад +1

      It's not really a fracture it's a "solution of continuity"... ortho loves that one

    • @JatnaRD
      @JatnaRD Год назад +2

      "Well, they said to me 'Break a leg!' So i decided mine was good enough

  • @kyewikeley
    @kyewikeley 2 года назад +51

    This is how it feels to talk to my mother omg

  • @KatRo13834
    @KatRo13834 2 года назад +103

    I wish I could be this witty and eloquent on the spot.

    • @RealTeaChick
      @RealTeaChick Год назад

      Practice
      Besides, he probably plans these out

    • @driftingdruid
      @driftingdruid Год назад

      same, though don't beat yourself up if even practice doesn't make better

  • @fourleafclover2064
    @fourleafclover2064 2 года назад +39

    I love how this video itself is an analogy

  • @t.h.1492
    @t.h.1492 2 года назад +17

    An analogy video which uses analogy to explain and defend the other analogy videos…I like this meta vibe

  • @mbsaxman600
    @mbsaxman600 2 года назад +74

    "Poking holes... like a perforation??" Hahaha

  • @nathansanchez6258
    @nathansanchez6258 2 года назад +311

    something tells me this isn’t about medicine? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @Doc_Schmidt
      @Doc_Schmidt  2 года назад +215

      Isn’t everything about medicine? 😁

    • @sumduma55
      @sumduma55 2 года назад +20

      Diverticulitis will cause this. It's very painful and is about diet and fiber consumption more than anything. It can cause parts of your intestines to need to be removed.
      It's very painful. The pass out from the pain type painful.
      But it may be from something else. I just wanted to let you know it doesn't have to be.

    • @12jswilson
      @12jswilson 2 года назад +19

      Probably about the Katherine that wanted to be called Kay-Kay or the woman forced to donate her kidney to her long lost child

    • @giggabiite4417
      @giggabiite4417 2 года назад +39

      @@sumduma55 really interesting, but I think what they meant is that this kind of argument tends to happen around certain people arguing against proven medical treatments

    • @sumduma55
      @sumduma55 2 года назад +12

      @@giggabiite4417 ha. I feel silly now. I thought the guy was insinuating the holes were from gerbling or Taiwan bike pumping (which i think is not a real thing unlike anal vodka shots).
      I never considered it was about the argument and mentality of the patient itself. Thanks for the heads up.

  • @CheekieCharlie
    @CheekieCharlie 2 года назад +8

    I literally had this argument with someone upset that they assumed I said something...which they hadn't. So I tried to be like "well no, this is my opinion" and she was like "OH now you're BACKPEDDLING EH??? Your story has so many holes...are you high?!" Which I was but still

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 2 года назад +3

      Ugh, I hate those types. Yeah sure, put words in my mouth, hear what you want to hear and blame me when you misconstrued what I tried to say. I have regular arguments like this, one thing with a stranger online, way more frustrating with family irl 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @CheekieCharlie
      @CheekieCharlie 2 года назад +1

      @@digitalharmony26 I do it with my family so often that I often just agree with them because it hurts more to be misconstrued than it does to be ignored when you try to explain to someone you love why they're invalidating you....but my mother lives with my family so it happens every day haha

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 2 года назад

      @@CheekieCharlie oh I feel this. I’m sorry you do too 😅

  • @Trianglewithzensparkles
    @Trianglewithzensparkles 2 года назад +24

    You could've titled this every internet argument w a person that "does their own research" ever

  • @mattt620
    @mattt620 2 года назад +26

    I can't keep up with the messages behind all these medical parables! 😂

    • @lwardrop2453
      @lwardrop2453 Год назад +2

      Thankfully, this one is literal!
      Analogies can’t be perfect, but if you pay attention, you can understand the information the doctor is trying to give you.
      Don’t be pedantic about the things being compared not being exactly 1:1.

  • @CallieMasters5000
    @CallieMasters5000 2 года назад +112

    Your videos are getting so esoteric. Just quote a patient I overheard once: "I busted my gut."

  • @AccidentallyOnPurpose
    @AccidentallyOnPurpose 2 года назад +18

    I had a perforation and developed sepsis and I was in so much pain I couldn't talk. I wish I was this snarky. 😂

  • @gemstorm16
    @gemstorm16 2 года назад +7

    This is why I no longer use analogies in my marriage. It always leads to analyzing the analogy instead of trying to understand the #$@&ing point.

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 Год назад +1

      Oh my god...I couldn't deal with that. I would've strangled my partner before it got that far 😅

  • @kathleensmith8365
    @kathleensmith8365 2 года назад +18

    The concrete thinker is real. Good job, doctor.

  • @VashTown
    @VashTown 2 года назад +10

    It feels like half the people in the world don't understand analogies.

  • @deno9607
    @deno9607 2 года назад +5

    This is how my mom gaslights me I get so confused I dont remember what we are talking about anymore 😂

    • @coffeebeforemascara
      @coffeebeforemascara 2 года назад +1

      OMG right? My SOON TO BE EX HUSBAND did this all the time. So flipping frustrating. His and my careers are based on logic thinking (we're both engineers) so when he did these twists and turns I'd be like WTAF?

    • @SilviaRivers
      @SilviaRivers 2 года назад +2

      My ex husband did that too 🙄

  • @androsoctaris5967
    @androsoctaris5967 2 года назад +19

    You, sir, are a “rhetoricist”. A pipe dream of mine.

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 2 года назад +7

    "you have intestinal contents leaking into your abdominal cavity and your going to get sepsis and die if we dont fix the hole!"
    I would yell this at them. Which is one reason i work with the dead instead.

  • @jackroyaltea5034
    @jackroyaltea5034 2 года назад +3

    Man. It really is true. The internet has let them learn just enough to not understand when they’re wrong.

  • @shibyshibys2544
    @shibyshibys2544 Год назад +2

    Dude this is so triggering! 😂 I am screaming at this patient. 🙏 Bless the docs with good bedside manner.

  • @phoenixa17earth
    @phoenixa17earth Год назад +4

    My god there’s no arguing with people who refuse to indulge an analogy, I’ve had way too much experience with people like that and it’s truly infuriating.

  • @lwardrop2453
    @lwardrop2453 Год назад

    I really, really appreciate you putting that cathartic resolution at the end!
    My mental health would be going downhill quick if this bit didn’t have a cathartic conclusion.

  • @ElAnvaBar
    @ElAnvaBar Год назад +6

    When you can explain it to them, but not understand it for them.

  • @StronkPenguino
    @StronkPenguino Год назад +2

    That’s when you turn it around on them “Poking holes in my story? Is my story a physics object that can be punctured?”

  • @ChauntelleARussell
    @ChauntelleARussell 2 года назад +7

    Finally! I've been waiting for someone to do a skit mocking ppl that do that. Idk what that's called. But I do know I cut them off & out.

    • @joshmerchant8737
      @joshmerchant8737 Год назад +2

      It's called "arguing in bad faith". The goal isn't to get to the truth, but to tear the other person down, regardless of facts.

  • @EthanKristopherHartley
    @EthanKristopherHartley Год назад

    I was extremely lucky to have a specialist who happily used Analogies to explain Ankylosing Spondylitis to me. It's because of him and my first Specialist Nurse that I have a real understanding of what's happening in my body.
    Medical Students - please don't let this sort of patient beat that education skill out of you. Not only is it helpful for the patient's peace of mind, but they can also recognise when something is connected to their condition, and when it's not. Saving you extra work! 😁

  • @peepock7796
    @peepock7796 2 года назад +8

    Reminds me of another video of yours… 🚗

  • @BeeBee514
    @BeeBee514 Год назад

    “You can either argue semantics or I can help fix it. Choice is yours”

  • @kpm8499
    @kpm8499 2 года назад +33

    The ending 😂

  • @princeofrain1428
    @princeofrain1428 Год назад +1

    The little gasp was perfect

  • @markribaudo6093
    @markribaudo6093 2 года назад +8

    The wig really is perfect for this charctaer :)

  • @rushasen1431
    @rushasen1431 2 года назад +2

    I'm so glad you made this, doctor. It's hilarious and so pertinent. I lost a parent to GI sepsis caused from a perforation in the duodenal duct that led to bile leakage.

  • @drlnielsen
    @drlnielsen 2 года назад +15

    "There's a little hole in your intestine. We need to close it up with surgery."

    • @rosemarym5334
      @rosemarym5334 2 года назад

      Which is another hole to your abdominal cavity

  • @commonusername_generated
    @commonusername_generated 10 месяцев назад

    Thank you! So many people attack the example and completely miss the point.

  • @DW-bc2gl
    @DW-bc2gl 2 года назад +3

    Ahhh…gotcha!!! Lol. Love it How do you come up with these? Amazing!

    • @JoanieBC
      @JoanieBC 2 года назад +1

      You'd be surprised at how often you get patients like this. Lemme tell ya! For some, it's fear-based, like a defense mechanism. They're overwhelmed, afraid of the circumstances, and they kind of half don't understand/half need to push back against someone just to have a tiny sense of control to comfort themselves. For others, they're genuinely just like this & everyone who crosses their path receives the same kind of response.
      No matter what, once they're your patient, you do your best to inform them in terms they'll understand and to do so with as much compassion as you can muster.
      Some of the patients help medical professionals to find their Oscar-worthy performances time after time.

  • @DH-gk8vh
    @DH-gk8vh 10 месяцев назад

    What a goober. The doctor has a great explanation/analogy/comparison of what was wrong and why he was feeling pain. Just listen and learn something. He's trying to help you.

  • @nikki1400
    @nikki1400 2 года назад +4

    That was just...beautiful.

  • @benevolentworldexploder5395
    @benevolentworldexploder5395 2 года назад +1

    This is one of the reasons I stopped arguing with people so much. They would get argumentative about my analogy not being the exact same as the thing I was using as the analogy.
    I genuinely believe there is a very significant population of people with no idea what an analogy is.

  • @oldvlognewtricks
    @oldvlognewtricks 2 года назад +23

    So the problem with medical analogies is that people are idiots? 🤔

    • @Suzanne4415
      @Suzanne4415 2 года назад +3

      It's more about how certain people choose to respond to his more metaphorical videos (the ones about vaccinations, abortion, trans pronouns etc).

    • @oldvlognewtricks
      @oldvlognewtricks 2 года назад +1

      @@Suzanne4415 Such as choosing to respond like an idiot, as shown in the video?

  • @ixchelssong
    @ixchelssong Год назад +1

    I loved that Gotcha at the end! 😂😂😁

  • @kumar01234
    @kumar01234 2 года назад +3

    So like wouldn't he be an insane amount of pain if he has a perforation in his stomach lining?
    I'm not trying to sound sarcastic I'm asking like a real genuine question like wouldn't that hurt like hell?

  • @jondukesofhazzard
    @jondukesofhazzard 7 месяцев назад

    Thanks for the video
    I have had an issue like this for years from a bad surgery and its great to explain to my friends like this.

  • @FairyPhantasia
    @FairyPhantasia 2 года назад +3

    Mmmmm representative of ALL arguments knowadays orrrrr a particular one?😅

  • @kaseyh1948
    @kaseyh1948 9 месяцев назад

    Oh my word! Arguing with a whole adult child. Bless you cause my bed side manner would have evaporated quickly.

  • @brightknight1965
    @brightknight1965 2 года назад +3

    This patient hates speed bumps.

  • @familylifescienceeducation5227
    @familylifescienceeducation5227 9 месяцев назад

    Talking to people like this is one of the most exhausting things. They project so much. They latch on to something you say, then create a fight where there isn't one, then accuse you of being the problem. This person gave up rather easily, but these people will go round for round until they can accuse you of every fear they have all while making you live their fears. Gah! 😢

  • @hooting-ton5215
    @hooting-ton5215 Год назад +4

    When Ben Shapiro is your patient:

  • @Sawta
    @Sawta Год назад +2

    I do find it weird when people make a point of dissecting some analogy I've made, missing the point of its use - to save time and use a common, relatedable example that most people would grasp the essentials of.
    "Your computer is kind of like a car. Every so often you should get it inspected and have routine maintenance done on it. The ports can get clogged with dust, or parts might wear out and that could be why it's running slowly, but, just like a car, you don't need to throw away the entire thing, just replace the bad part."
    "What!? I don't need a license to use a computer! My computer doesn't have spark plugs, or need an oil change!"
    I think people just get flustered or wrapped up in tryint to prove that they aren't stupid (they're not stupid, just inexperienced) that they try to poke holes to prove how much smarter than the person trying to help them. It's kind of hard to blame them, but it makes communication over very basic things very aggravating.

  • @jayylad38
    @jayylad38 2 года назад +20

    i'm loving all of these digs at conservatives lately

    • @TD-ug4mg
      @TD-ug4mg 2 года назад +1

      Odd, as a moderate I thought this was a dig at the left.

    • @theGiver3
      @theGiver3 Год назад +6

      These two comments are just *muah* bone-app-the-tea
      Great work, doc.

    • @RealTeaChick
      @RealTeaChick Год назад +2

      @@TD-ug4mg both sides sound the same, especially when talking about the other... humans are humans... differing beliefs withstanding

    • @paddleduck5328
      @paddleduck5328 Год назад +1

      @@theGiver3uhhhh…I think it’s bone apple tea…like duh
      🙄
      😁😎😉

  • @i_Like_Desserts
    @i_Like_Desserts Год назад +1

    “Your comparing apples to oranges”
    “Yes, it’s like saying that apples are round, like oranges.”

  • @AuraBloodrose
    @AuraBloodrose 9 месяцев назад

    Being a person who us terrified of this and has nearly had this happen due to gastrointestinal disease the pipe anoligy is the best analogy

  • @TheElmospoon
    @TheElmospoon Год назад

    I had one doctor who made so many analogies in an appointment it was ridiculous. He seemed to take pride in them, but they were very tangental. They were phone appointments so in my last appointment when he was using endless analogies for why I was being discharged without any medical help to begin with, I must admit I was rolling my eyes quite as I said mhmm just to get it finished.
    Analogies sometimes help (this one made some sense to me), but can also just confuse things further. Even more so with a neurodivergent patient who may take things literally or come to a different conclusion to what the medical professional is expecting.

  • @StephieBshort
    @StephieBshort Год назад

    I’m glad I’m not a doctor or nurse. It’s like customer service but all the customers are not feeling well and can be grumpy. They even leave bad google reviews, which is wild to me.

  • @awalllen212
    @awalllen212 Год назад

    Accurate representation of trying to argue with anyone on the internet ever. Also you should have switched to answering his questions with the most obscure medical jargon possible and seen how quick he wanted to go back to analogies.

  • @bananasauz4337
    @bananasauz4337 Год назад

    The patience required to deal with those kind of patients is something I could never manage. If I was in that situation I would start describing it in the most medical way possible that’s indecipherable to someone not in the medical field. Guess that’s why I’ll never be a doctor 😅

  • @Carrot_Pop
    @Carrot_Pop 9 месяцев назад

    That happened to my brother. He was in a vegetative like state so he was unable to express any pain and unfortunately developed sepsis, on top of that he had a tumor in the top of one of his lungs and one of them had collapsed. We unfortunately had to take him off the vent and let him pass but now I get paranoid about everything happening inside my body. I wish I could see inside of it somehow all the time to keep an eye on it

  • @LightsHikesAndWanderlove
    @LightsHikesAndWanderlove Год назад

    "My intestines don't have a warranty from the manufacturer do they?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Thanks for the good laugh! 👍

  • @BethDiane
    @BethDiane Год назад

    I'm amazed that the patient has the energy to resist that way given his pain level.

  • @karenflynn6589
    @karenflynn6589 Год назад

    I have had patients like this. One of them drifted into insulting me because--my name--and then becoming disgustingly vulgar, and threatening. I had to have security help him out to his car. He got rescheduled to my boss, who made it clear that he would not be tolerating any kind of nonsense from him.

  • @stonerbland7621
    @stonerbland7621 2 года назад

    THE G A S P AT THE END IS SO GOOD

  • @Christopher_Gibbons
    @Christopher_Gibbons Год назад +1

    No, it comes with a warranty. If it breaks during the first 18 years the manufacturer has to pay for repairs.

  • @kangarumpy
    @kangarumpy Год назад

    The moment you're off your parents' health insurance is when the warranty expires.

  • @lushiroll
    @lushiroll Год назад

    "But you-"
    "STOP CUTTING ME OFF."

  • @quentinbonafede4237
    @quentinbonafede4237 Год назад

    I love analogies, they make it so much easier. I hate people that argue back just to seem smarter than the doctor

  • @StepCrow
    @StepCrow Год назад

    Yup, had a foster parent that did this exact thing ANYTIME I used an analogy.

  • @eshabub4958
    @eshabub4958 Год назад

    That dude imagined endless comebacks in middleschool that he never got to use and it became his personality.

  • @fat_hercules
    @fat_hercules Год назад +1

    Well played, Doctor. Well played.

  • @JoanieBC
    @JoanieBC 2 года назад

    I know this patient! I had many just like him. Exhausting. But these patients challenge us to become better practitioners and develop more patience for our...patients.

  • @sandraarauz9345
    @sandraarauz9345 2 года назад +1

    Hahahahaa ahhhh I am a medical interpreter and get these types of patients often - it’s like ok sir/ma’am you know better!

  • @starlinguk
    @starlinguk Год назад

    When this happened to my mother she was so sick she couldn't poke holes into anything (which was pretty refreshing, ngl).

  • @h.seanhsu8965
    @h.seanhsu8965 Год назад +1

    “Imagine, if you will, a pipe made of flesh”
    His move now!

  • @michaelclarkson1376
    @michaelclarkson1376 Год назад

    I had a perforation in the descending colon last year. The only question they asked me was, “How do you feel about dilaudid?” Then it was off to surgery land.

  • @Joshinken
    @Joshinken 2 года назад

    This happens with so many comparisons, the thing you need to yell into people ear through a megaphone when they do this is “THE ONLY PERFECT ANALOGY FOR ANY GIVEN THING IS THE THING ITSELF”

  • @UKpowerunleashed
    @UKpowerunleashed 2 года назад

    Oh my God! Thank you! I was beginning to think that I was wrong in using analogy!
    Sometimes so many people do wrong thing altogether that you start to doubt yourself anyway.
    But oh my horror! There are people in the States who dont understand an analogy! I have met them, butted heads with them. But never realised it until this video. Till now I was thinking that maybe I was doing something wrong.

  • @cyanicspectreskittleinc.9549
    @cyanicspectreskittleinc.9549 Год назад

    The amount of times someone does this to me over so many different things is insane.

  • @WowUrFcknHxC
    @WowUrFcknHxC 10 месяцев назад

    "pipes aren't made of flesh"
    Looks like someone has never played Silent Hill.

  • @jmcclean7760
    @jmcclean7760 Год назад

    😂 this is like trying to talk to my neurodivergent brain sometimes. I usually keep quiet, but every once in a while I just get too stuck on the facts and have to ask someone to come up with a diff analogy so that I can pay attention lol

  • @mattladuke3992
    @mattladuke3992 2 года назад

    "Like a perforation?" "Gasp"❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @daniellelegere5241
    @daniellelegere5241 Год назад

    I started silently screaming the second I heard perforation the mental picture nearly took me down

  • @TheSlovo28
    @TheSlovo28 Год назад

    I use electrical wiring to explain my MS all the time

  • @quinncykaluzniak5429
    @quinncykaluzniak5429 Год назад

    Basically your intestines have a hole because something that we don't know about increased the pressure inside too much, we gotta close it up or whatever's mixing with the biological stew of bacteria in your body right now is going to cause an infection and that's just more work on everyone

  • @patriciabennett1819
    @patriciabennett1819 2 года назад

    This is excellent. You are so funny . I am going out in a minute but this is absolutely wonderful to cheer me up. Thank you so very much. Kindest regards. A great doctor for sure!!!!

  • @ganchos2849
    @ganchos2849 2 года назад

    That gasp at the end was just perfect! KEKW

  • @troncrash7912
    @troncrash7912 Год назад

    "It's a flesh pipe"
    "The warranty expired"
    "Yes it will"
    "Your mother"

  • @ediblecacti
    @ediblecacti Год назад

    I had an accident when playing hockey and ended up in the hospital for thee days. It ended up being a lacerated kidney, which sounds badass, but it was really just a small cut on my kidney that didn’t even need surgery. I literally just sat in the hospital for 3 days watching tv. However, internal bleeding turns out to hurt like a bitch.

  • @Leo-sd3jt
    @Leo-sd3jt 2 года назад

    Patient: "pipes aren't made from flesh"
    Doctor: "...yet."

  • @chase1146
    @chase1146 Год назад

    "now your trying to gaslight me" know what sir your absolutely right. your totally fine. go on home. that pain might get a bit worse but just keep taking pain killers until its gone

  • @SporadicKristal
    @SporadicKristal 2 года назад +1

    Guarantee this was an online conversation he probably had too, but acted out for us Word for Word too I bet 🤣🤣