The most brilliant part of this skit is that people are LITERALLY acting like this nowadays "You can't poison me! No handouts!" Fucking GENIUS this could be re-released now and it would be even funnier today 🤣
I just found out I can’t be friends with my girlfriends kids. They just sat there. And I knew right there at that moment that we would never ever be on the same page.
Yeah I wonder how many times they went over that in the writing room stage and opted to go the other direction. Maybe they tried both ways and leaving that part unsaid and up to us to notice was funny af was their choice?
@@EnchanterXD Andy's character tries to present himself as some moral crusader fighting against the man, but over the course of the sketch, it becomes clear he's just a man child with a persecution complex that he uses as an excuse to act out. Anything that inconveniences him (like the energy drink guy or the phone call from his dad) or makes it so he's not the center of attention (like the child's birthday party or just being in a restaurant with Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds) results in him throwing stuff on the ground. He so stubbornly clings to this belief that even a story that ends with two famous actors using tasers on his butthole somehow becomes a tale of the vague system being against him.
At the hospital with my so-called wife She hands me a baby, says it's my son Maaaaaaan this ain't the sun This is a baby!!!! I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDD
I would say he had 7 different sets of clothes. It makes sense, as each "story*" most likely happened on a different day. *energy drink *hot dog *phone *cake *random stuff thrown (including... boiled goose? Is this the same universe as "Boombox"? 🤔) *dinner at a restaurant *"narrating" on a high stool
And I wasn't really trying to deny your statement (or maybe I was, I'm not sure), I just think they aren't on a date YET! Perhaps they'll go on one after tazering (I don't know if that's even a word) the shit out of Andy, because they obviously had a good time together and they should totally repeat it sometime... lol
My teenage kids and I just discovered this. We kept referencing it all weekend laughing our asses off at the mall (thats not a discount, thats a jacket.. u think im stupid, we threw it on the ground).. We met my folks for dinner and they were confused until we showed them this video. Thanks for making this.
Idk about you but I LAUGHED SO HARD when he said “she hands me her cellphone, says it’s my dad, man this ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” 1:12 And the he’s like: “MI DAD’S NOT A PHONE... DUH” OMG HOW CAN I STOP LAUGHING
At a fancy restaurant, I met a Hollywood Phony Went up to him and said "Hey dude, I m your fan" He said, "Maaaaan. You ain't my fan, You are a person" He Picked me and THREW ME ON THE GROUND!!
I don't know dude,that Wood's face at 2:33 was all like "gonna own that ring tonight" or "heey,it's that Galadriel's flask onyour pocket,or are you as happy as me? " or "someone's comming tonight and it won't be the eagles" or or "better call Gandalf cuz I think I found his staff on my pants"...I better stop. ... Or "Don't tell Sauron,but tonight some black gates are gonna be blown"
My 7th grade student teachers would sing this song to me and crack me up when I was getting discouraged in math class. He was the coolest! Thanks Mr Patenode!
Obviously there isn’t a lot of Lonely Island content I can share with my 10 year old, but he loves this so much, I’ve never heard him laugh so hard. He was delighted at Frodo tasering Andy’s butthole.
At the school my so-called teacher She gives some papers, says its homework Maaaaaan this ain't homework This is some papers! I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDD
Someone gave me seeds for the garden. She said, “These are tomatoes and celery.” I said, “Do I look like an idiot?” “These ain’t vegetables; they’re seeds!” I THREW THEM ON THE... Oh, wait...
Sometimes, when I’m with my friends, or co-workers, or mother-in-law, I yell, “I threw it on the ground” and destroy things. I’ve been doing it for years. I just now remembered why.
"Happy birthday to the ground" that line always makes me laugh hard, no matter the time it passes
"Welcome to the real world jackass!"
Simón Salgueiro yep
Saaame
And I love the wind effect on the birthday boy right after 😂
My absolute favourite line is the next one: "I threw the rest of the cake too!" I always laugh everytime that part comes up
Everyone who disliked is just part of the system.
They must be thrown to the ground
They voted for Pete Buttigieg.
@@TheSkepticSkwerl Impeach the Trump loving fuckers on the ground!
I almost disliked it, but i looked at my phone, and threw it on the ground. I don't need your judgement. RUclips ON THE GROUND!!!
And they probably accept free hot-dogs...maaaaan!!!
"I threw the rest of the cake too!"
I love the boundless joy in which he says he ruined a kid's birthday party
"WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, ASSHOLE!"
Welcome to the real world jackass!
Welcome to the real world, Jackass!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it too! Welcome to the Real World jackass the kids looking at him all confused LOL
The moral of the story:
-Don't go throwing random things on the ground-
*You can't trust the system*
I love how that’s his conclusion.
@@Rascaduanok Ain't gonna be part of this system....
Maaaaan
The real moral: Don't be a dick, or Deadpool will taze you in the butt
@@MichaelHartman-qt4mpwith the assistance of Frodo Baggins
"MAAAAAAAAAN, THIS AIN'T MY DAD! THIS IS A CELLPHONE!"
I hope so
DUH!
CID DuH
yfev damn it
"My dad's not a phone! DUH!"
Andy Samberg calling a 7 year old a “poser” made me laugh for too long
Me to, especially the kids face😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the few rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
He was afraid of being thrown on the ground.
Also the blizzard man
@@youngclueless7364 and Shy Ronnie!
And skiffle
@@devinpapadoilos942 BOW YAKA YAKA YAKA
I cannot be friends with anyone who just doesn’t laugh hard and cry watching the “my dad’s not a phone” part😂
DUHH!!!
Yes but "Happy birthday to the ground" is absolute fire. Always gets me into tears.
The most brilliant part of this skit is that people are LITERALLY acting like this nowadays "You can't poison me! No handouts!" Fucking GENIUS this could be re-released now and it would be even funnier today 🤣
this aint my dad, this is a cell phone
I just found out I can’t be friends with my girlfriends kids. They just sat there.
And I knew right there at that moment that we would never ever be on the same page.
2:32 Love that maniacal look that Elijah gives
@Taintpuss McGooch it's because he isn't Frodo Baggins. it's disturbing to see a wholesome Hobbit like this...
@Taintpuss McGooch He really was never the same after the ordeal with the ring
that's how he landed maniac
He hasn’t been getting any from Sam lately so he got a kick out of that 😂
Had the ring for too long...
My sister and I will randomly throw the line “this ain’t my dad, this a cell phone” into conversations to this day
Father's Day card to my father: "You are NOT a cellphone."
2:22 “They threw me on the GROUND“ XD
Missed opportunity
Yeah I wonder how many times they went over that in the writing room stage and opted to go the other direction. Maybe they tried both ways and leaving that part unsaid and up to us to notice was funny af was their choice?
There is something about hearing the audience slowly figure out the joke that really wraps this whole thing together.
Well said
Do you mind explaining the joke?
@@EnchanterXD Andy's character tries to present himself as some moral crusader fighting against the man, but over the course of the sketch, it becomes clear he's just a man child with a persecution complex that he uses as an excuse to act out. Anything that inconveniences him (like the energy drink guy or the phone call from his dad) or makes it so he's not the center of attention (like the child's birthday party or just being in a restaurant with Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds) results in him throwing stuff on the ground. He so stubbornly clings to this belief that even a story that ends with two famous actors using tasers on his butthole somehow becomes a tale of the vague system being against him.
@@ronburgundy244 thanks man
@@ronburgundy244congrats, as a former teacher I’ll give you an A+, great analysis
MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE! DUH!
Never gets old!😂😂😂
2:18 Reynolds' face says "Oh, this night just got magical."
More like his Deadpool persona
His first thought: “gonna introduce this guy to My System(tm)”
He used to be so cute
At the hospital with my so-called wife
She hands me a baby, says it's my son
Maaaaaaan this ain't the sun
This is a baby!!!!
I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDD
THE COSAW, holy shit that is so fucking funny. How did you even think of that?
you are brilliant
This actually make me laugh so hard I hurt my head on the wall
Now I wish this was actually in the song.
Man i was reading this while i was eating and you nearly choked me HILLARIOIS😂😂
"Happy birthday to the grooooouuuuuuuund" it kills me how aggressive the delivery is😂
"I threw the whole cake too! Welcome to real world jackass!" Hilarious.
That's the best part IMO
Happy birthday TO THE GROUND!!!
“Happy birthday to the ground” gets me so hype. Best line ever
The hot dog guy looked honestly hurt. Dude... Then again, you aren't a charity case! GROUND!!
Grrrrroooouuuunnd!!!
username Welcome to Latesville, where you always reply a year and 11 months or so late
Top ten anime betrayals.
They all looked hurt, to me. Except for the girlfriend.
Maybe he wasn't told what was going to happen.
I love how he actually wears 7 different hats during this skit, have just noticed that after the 100th time watching this
Wait, what?
I have watched this so many damn times and thanks to you I am finally noticing that
I would say he had 7 different sets of clothes. It makes sense, as each "story*" most likely happened on a different day.
*energy drink
*hot dog
*phone
*cake
*random stuff thrown (including... boiled goose? Is this the same universe as "Boombox"? 🤔)
*dinner at a restaurant
*"narrating" on a high stool
moral of the story is u can't trust the system
MAAANNNNN
*Audience Claps*
SNL RUclips outro
True true
Lmao
“this isn’t my dad, it’s a cellphone,” made me laugh harder than i needed to
“MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE…..DUH!!!”
The real question is 'were Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood on a date?'
-Was there a lit candle on the table? -No! -Not a date! (not yet at least)
Annija Gaspersone Actually there was before that guy destroyed it :(
Nope, there wasn't, you can see at the moment he flips the table, there was no candle, other tables had one though!
Annija Gaspersone Maybe they aren't "lit-candle" people? I STILL stand-by my comment :P :D
And I wasn't really trying to deny your statement (or maybe I was, I'm not sure), I just think they aren't on a date YET! Perhaps they'll go on one after tazering (I don't know if that's even a word) the shit out of Andy, because they obviously had a good time together and they should totally repeat it sometime... lol
“So many things to throw on the ground.”
“Like this and this and that and even *this* “
“I’M AN ADUUUULT!!”
Boiled goose in there somewhere
I love it😂😂😂😂
“You can’t buy me, hot dog man” is the single greatest achievement in lyricism.
2:32 i can never get over how elijah looks at ryan while they’re tasing him😭😭
Satan’s Alley stylee
SNL without Andy Samberg is a loss.
no way near as funny as SNL with him
At least unlike John Belushi, Andy Kaufman, Gilda Radner, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, and George Carlin, Andy's still alive
Familiar with the name bill Hader?
@@ziada.1990 rrrrrrrrrreally?
Ehh, we got good replacements with B99 on the side so I'd say it's a clear win.
My teenage kids and I just discovered this. We kept referencing it all weekend laughing our asses off at the mall (thats not a discount, thats a jacket.. u think im stupid, we threw it on the ground).. We met my folks for dinner and they were confused until we showed them this video.
Thanks for making this.
Aww I ♥️ this. Such a cute story!
😂
What do you think i am stupid, my dad is not a phone!! MANNNNN....
duhhhh
:-p
*I THREW IT ON THE GROUND*
Idk about you but I LAUGHED SO HARD when he said “she hands me her cellphone, says it’s my dad, man this ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” 1:12
And the he’s like: “MI DAD’S NOT A PHONE... DUH”
OMG HOW CAN I STOP LAUGHING
At a fancy restaurant, I met a Hollywood Phony
Went up to him and said
"Hey dude, I m your fan"
He said, "Maaaaan. You ain't my fan,
You are a person"
He Picked me and
THREW ME ON THE GROUND!!
The real question is, why are you a fan of a phony? The system's getting to you, man. Cant let that happen
When Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds offer you their autographs, you better take the damn autographs.
Anytime I think to myself I’m an adult this sketch pops into my head 😂😂
I come back to this like 3-4 times a year and laugh my guts out every single time.
Why so little?
Deadpool and Frodo are on a date 😂
Guess there was a rod through his head once again ...
Whenever my 17 month old throws something to the ground my husband & I say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!". 😆
@Lindsey Chan “You’re not part of our sys-tem!” Lol
Maaannnnnnnnm
The doctor hands mean Baby says it’s my son man this ain’t the sun I threw him on the ground
This never gets old. Forever a classic.
Fun fact, Ryan isn't actually tasing Andy for flipping his table over
He's doing it because Andy slept with his wife
Because Ryan saw the I Just Had Sex hahhahah
@@thatsomeneattrick1127 damn I didn't piece it together until ur comment. Thank you much
So then why did Elijah Wood tase him? lol
@@ohhellobethany -- Because Elijah is part of the SYS-TEM.
I maintain it's actually because Andy was so disappointing in bed. He made Blake sad, so that guy needs to get tased.
Person: What’s your favourite song?
Me: It’s hard to explain.
Not an original comment
Yeah i agree snl songs way are too catchy... I actually downloaded some lol
Because I threw the explenation on THE GROUND!
you mean "hard to explain" by The Strokes?
Matthew Murray nothing on the internet is original
Ryan Reynolds is having too much fun with his role.
Reynolds and Wood.. man I ship it
+Nathan Perez Deadpool + Frodo
I don't. Absolutely not. Over my dead body as a matter of fact!
@@maocharlisme finally someone who agrees!
I don't know dude,that Wood's face at 2:33 was all like "gonna own that ring tonight" or "heey,it's that Galadriel's flask onyour pocket,or are you as happy as me? " or "someone's comming tonight and it won't be the eagles" or or "better call Gandalf cuz I think I found his staff on my pants"...I better stop.
...
Or "Don't tell Sauron,but tonight some black gates are gonna be blown"
Indeed
“My so called girlfriend.”😭😭
🤣🤣so much doubt in the system
Andy is my favorite SNL host
“Some POSER hands me cake at a birthday party. What do you want me to do with this? Eat it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND” changed me forever.
Am I the only one who laughed my head of when he said 'my dad's not a cell phone , duhhhh '
God he has the best “furious stare at the ground” face lol
Jenny slate was so good in Parks & Rec. Seriously! Most annoying sister ever
@@samthfkr stfu
Still not as annoying as Jean Ralphio, wanted to punch him in the face everytime he opened his mouth
Andy only came out one episode
she was actually the woooooooorrsssssttttt
1:51 that look on the kid's face. 🤣🤣🤣
Rapper’s system robbed kid of 4 years of innocence
why is this not more popular?
Ayman Aslam it is. check out the lonely island. it's their music channel.
Because of Laser Cats, Dick in a Box...
I love how when he throws his girlfriends phone on the ground at first she doesn’t look upset, just Amazed
wHoA!!!
She already part of his system
My 7th grade student teachers would sing this song to me and crack me up when I was getting discouraged in math class. He was the coolest! Thanks Mr Patenode!
@Reilly L did Mr Patenode throw a hypotenuse on the ground?
Easily one of my all-time favorite skits.
This makes me laugh uncontrollably each time
Years later I still use lines from this song when the situation calls for it
This was such an unlocked memory! I remember watching this when I was really young. Wow. Never realized that was Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood.
The hot dog vendor was a writer for The Chris Rock Show, and the Chappelle Show. He was in the Chappelle sketch I Know Black People.
Andy's flow is better than most modern rappers
I've watched this like 30 times , still makes me laugh loads!
I don't know how many times I have died laughing over this video over the years. Lol! I hope it stays up!
Never thought I'd see Frodo and Deadpool working together but here we are
2:38 Elijah had fun when Ryan tased the guy's butt.
I was chuckling throughout the whole thing, but the tazing part came up tears were coming out and i hurt my stomach laughing so hard. 😁😁😁😁
happy birthday to the ground
Welcome to the REAL WORLD JACKASS!!
YOU CANT BUY ME HOT DOG MAN
Most underrated line
"IM AN ADULT" and other jokes we tell ourselves.
this is an underrated gem
Moral of the story, you can't trust the system, MAAAANNNNNN
At a wedding with my so called boyfriend
He says "honey, we should try this too"
Maaaaaaaan, i ain't honey, i am a person
I THREW HIM ON THE GROUND
I am not the part of the system!
“MY DADS NOT A PHONE. DUHHHH” WHWHDHQHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAH
Got this stuck in my head on a random Thursday, and I'm glad I watched it again 9 years later. ❤
“I threw the rest of the cake too”
Holy crap I’m dead 😂
Obviously there isn’t a lot of Lonely Island content I can share with my 10 year old, but he loves this so much, I’ve never heard him laugh so hard. He was delighted at Frodo tasering Andy’s butthole.
Pure genius. "Some poser hands me cake."
"My dad is not a phone, duuuuhhh!!!!"😂😂
At the school my so-called teacher
She gives some papers, says its homework
Maaaaaan this ain't homework
This is some papers!
I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDD
Someone gave me seeds for the garden.
She said, “These are tomatoes and celery.”
I said, “Do I look like an idiot?”
“These ain’t vegetables; they’re seeds!”
I THREW THEM ON THE...
Oh, wait...
andy is the best on SNL
paul anthony walsh what about Andrew Garfield
I was showed this in middle school for one of my drama classes. Needless to say, my teacher had an excellent sense of humor.
It’s now a literal impossibility for me to eat birthday cake without thinking “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!”
I LOVE YOU ANDY!
My grandma gave me my grandpa's ashes
AND I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOUND
happy birthday to the GROUND
This is my favorite snl skit.
Mine Too.
i love how the audience reaction escalated
Watching this year's later as an adult and now recognizing who the "Hollywood phonies" are makes this song so much better.
Frodo and deadpool
Ryan Reynolds looks so good in this
This was by far one of the funniest skits ever on snl
I love how elija and Ryan seem to enjoy that 😂😂😂😂😂
anyone else weirdly want a buddy cop movie with Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood?
"What you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of the system. My dads not a cell phone. DUH!! 🤣🤣 My all-time favorite digital short!!
Hilarious...... 'my dad is not a phone'.
0:50 *I TOOK IT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND😂😂😂*
1:43 *HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND😂😂😂😂😂*
1:48 Who else thought this was really satisfying?
“Welcome to the real world, Jackass!” 🤣😂😂
“And they tased me in the butthole”
Brilliant. *drops 🎤 *
Andy is a comic genius
Sometimes, when I’m with my friends, or co-workers, or mother-in-law, I yell, “I threw it on the ground” and destroy things. I’ve been doing it for years. I just now remembered why.
samberg was the king of digital shorts
" Happy Birfday to thaaa Graaaaaounnnnnd"!
Best part: “you come here all the tiiime. Here’s one for free”