Natalie Raps - SNL Digital Short
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- Опубликовано: 15 авг 2013
- Natalie Portman sheds her "good girl" image as she raps about doing drugs and cheating on tests at Harvard, among all the other scandalous activities in her life. [Season 31, 2006]
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I love how seriously she does it. So committed.
I mean she's an actor.
That's why the lady's a pro.
That’s her job. She wouldn’t get paid if she did a bad job
@@Jonathonson I mean yeah, but you also see good actors who treat SNL like a lark. People like Portman and Adam Driver go hard every time
Robert .Breedlove Don’t forget Ryan Gosling. Papyrus is probably my favorite video.
the rage in her voice is so satisfying
I feel like the new version lacks the feeling of hyper-agressive rage and it just doesn't feel the same
@@chrispyfriedchicken9648 because it's a parody of current rap, I guess
@@halfcentaur9836 Yeah, the newer one is supposed to have that lowkey, mellow dark Migos/Cardi B vibe. 2006 was a different hip hop era.
1,000th like was all me, my life is complete
@@chrispyfriedchicken9648
Also, this haircut here helped with the badass scrappy fighter image. Her hair being long in the second one really took a lot of the edge away from her.
The fact that Natalie was willing to do all of this within the first season of Digital Shorts, before the fame of Lazy Sunday and all of that really set in, is so epic imo
Oh yes! Before the famed D- In The Box 😂
This was three months after Lazy Sunday.
@David THOUVENIN it says in the description 2006
lazy sunday came out in 05, this came out a whole year later
@Jonbutter This was after Lazy Sunday.
Natalie raps is literally one of the best things SNL has ever done!!
She slapped Seth Meyers's beautiful face! 😂
100%
Andy looks like he's ready to storm the capitol
And there it is...lol
You outta pocket lmao keep goin
Who knew the top comment would come 8 years later
@@chalngersmurf1828 you seem like a pretty well-adjusted dude. Ever thought of sex as a healthy way of getting rid of whatever the fuck is wrong with you?
You win.
How TF is this even real?
I love that we never got an explanation as to why Andy was a Viking.
Flava flav reference look it up
Omg so true XD
JS ok, but where's the big ass clock then?
He was getting ready to raid the capitol
well now Natalie plays Thor so it all comes together
Natalie Portman was a huge inspiration to me growing up.
"I never said I was a role model" and yet, you still were for this guy. Cheers.
One Topic! hi! I think it's funny that we have both watched this recently, and I just wanted to say that I really enjoy your content. you were one of the first people I've seen having positive videos about lgbtq+ people, and it really makes me happy.
shut up simp
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@@n.s.m.5847 wow you copy pasted something, must feel cool being 14
I've always liked Natalie Portman. In some movies she looks great. I had a friend who said she can't look good because she's a Jew and speaks Hebrew. I say f that.
The “when I was at Harvard I smoked weed every day…” actually slaps so hard, even still to this day.
Checking in +2 years later. It slaps even harder now, somehow...
Damn that Pixie cut really worked for her.
No fuckin kidding sheesh
She was just growing out her hair after it was shaved for V for Vendetta, but it worked.
Bleek Chain “prime Portman” 😂
Everything works for her
It's like none of you watched V for Vendetta
ah, so kylo really got his unyielding rage from granny amidala
This took me way longer to put together than I'd care to admit lol
The prequel we need to see.
please do not speak of the Jar Jar Abrams sequels
also his fashion sense.
Mystery Cass you should be locked in a goddamn prison cell for calling her granny
Saw this live when I was 13 and it changed the entire course of my womanhood
So I guess she is a role model
Can't blame you this hard asf
Fuck yeah!
But... Natalie Portman did it for fun, tongue in cheek... And you took it seriously and became a strong, tough rapping woman with a sewer mouth because that's the message you thought Natalie Portman wanted you and other viewers to get from her joking around?
@@paul5015Click the 3 dots to the right and click report. Sven sucks!
Natalie Raps is one of the best skits on SNL, so underrated
This is why Odin didn't want Thor seeing her
Lmfao
Lol
Captain America meets Thor ex: LANGUAGE!!!
She did just disappear from the MCU, didn’t she?
ruclips.net/video/PoeKmIKKE0k/видео.html I hope you will enjoy it
The perfect woman doesn't exi....
MiguellaGorilla
The Perfect Woman Does Not Exist.
Nope... doesn't exi-t without throwing a chair badass style in her interviewers face.
Correct answer
Beverly Mendonca
Cringe.
@@playstation2038 lol.. that's what I'm good at...Full marks!!
Wow sorry your channel name got messed up.. really sorry didn't mean it
It’s been years and I still come back to this. Timeless ❤
Timeless indeed
Same here ❤
17 years later and I still love this!
I love how when she shoves Andy she goes farther than he does.
Lmao
I've always loved that
Newton's 3rd Law, bitches! They teach it at Harvard (if you don't cheat on every test).
She is fairly small, and he is a relatively well-built guy - for a comedic actor. Physics and all that.
1:48
This skit actually gets better with time
Like a fine wine. Seriously, you used to be able to find the unedited version online.
I saw 999 likes so I had to make it 1K
@@TacoMonster4eva yo I'm talkin to you from 3 weeks in the FUTURE. It's still getting better. WHAAAAAT
@@gsofficial we will see who else comments from the future.
@@TacoMonster4eva whaaaat.
1:40 is perfection. When she shoves Andy "Hell yeah!" 😄😄😄
That evil laugh at 1:21 was probably the best part.
Now I see why Anakin turned to the darkside for her...
More like he turned to the dark side BECAUSE of her.
Morg Hyurex what did he do to her?
@Morg Ausome she was down for the choking to. Anakin would use that move in bed everynight but they shit got real
The fact that Carrie Fisher, Natalie Portman and Adam Driver killing in SNL just feel right!
You underestimate her power.
She's so tiny when she throws her hands around I'm just 😂😂😂😂😂
Blah Face right??? I never knew she was so tiny! ❤️ it’s like awww you so cute when u angry 🥰
Trump is jealous of those hands.
@@TS-qq7vr Ah I see what you did there.
She's so tiny. It's so freaking cute
"Where is Padmé? Is she safe, is she alright?"
That's one committed actress to play the opposite of her image. Well thought out, and very well acted. Also, Andy is always incredibly good at singing melodies on rap songs. Like legit I-would-listen-to-that good.
I cant explain how much i love this.
If only female rage/complexity was accepted in art and media as much as this, not only in comedy. Love Natalie for being so aware and breaking boundaries purposefully
🙄 You take life a bit seriously for someone who makes their avatar after a Marvel character. You probably take that way too seriously too. What a barrel of laughs you must be to hang out with
@@justinmix143 never felt the touch of a woman
@@justinmix143 harley quinn is a dc character
@@Hyperion-hm3dj both are probably owned by disney so who cares.
@@testacals actually they aren’t, dc is WB
I have such a crush on this version of Natalie Portman.
Yeah,Me tooooooooooooo
Micheal what about holly? 😠
The fact that it's Michael Scott saying this. LOL!
Time to unleash date mike
Don't make me call Prison Mike
The fact that she is so tiny in this skit, makes this even more funny 😂
1:47 she pushes Andy "the Viking" all tough but she's so petit that she ends losing her balance and moves back.. 😂
Shell kill your dog for fun so don't push her
She looks tiny princess from star wars.
@@MrNimbus420 she is the princess from star wars
Are you saying that cause she a girl
This is one of the greatest things that modern popular culture has ever produced
Unironcally this song goes so hard. Loved how Natalie really gave it her all spitting those bars
I'm terrified to imagine how Thor and Jane's break up went down.
;-;
Well we're going to find out next year
@Jeff Brehove 😂
😂😂
Now we know
Natalie Portman was my favourite actress, and now she's also my favourite rapper
Easy...
I really enjoyed doing the rap. It was a way to kind of show a different side of me than people have thought, and poke fun at myself a little bit. They just kept being like, "Be angrier, just angrier. Keep screaming. More anger." And, um, the direction was very surprising. I didn't know to expect that.
Your performance is a great reflection of how much you enjoyed it, too. It's so excellent.
@@ActuallyNataliePortman Came here RIGHT after watching the GQ video to see this! I unironically listen to this song (and the sequel) all the time
But so much bleeping... What the fuck is that about America!?! (loved you in Garden State, Natalie!)
She is so totally into this haha LOVE it.
Where my Lonely Island Seth Meyers podcast mother f***ers at???
We’re here but Andy’s not because he hate podcasts 😂
"I never said I was a role model", lol, I was soo dying!!
Same line as Jaden Yuki from Jaden's Rap
Barkley status.
@champthephantomthief793 its because these are a redux of Eazy E's "No More ?s" and the interview dialogue is the one part thats fairly close to the source material.
She goes harder than most rappers today; very explicit, aggressive, and raw.
Because it's from 2006
Ha!
Reminds me of underground rap
Especially when you consider all of the mumble rap nowadays.
She’s a mix between Eminem and Eazy-E. The interview is a bit influenced by Eazy’s No More Questions jam.
It’s 2024 and this shit still hits like it just came out today❤️
natalie's reputation era is still unmatched
It's RAPutation...
most underrated video on the internet
Is really old
right
+Désirée, the pyramids are old.
alfred delatourquipenche ....
smyybtl the uncensored one is better.
So this is what Anakin saw in his nightmares......
No wonder he went dark. Damn
Fuck, it's not weird that he got mental problems. I kinda feel for him now
Same did Hulk in Age of Ultron
It's all clear now!
Or wer dreams...
This is when Mjolnir realise "SHE IS WORTHY"
This is my favorite bit they do. I hope they get her back and do another one haha
She did another one 10yrs later. It's cool too.
Natalie:*swearing and destroying stuff*
Me: Ohmygawd she's so cute
yes exjactly she is
So true
This is not the first time you're here.
Well actually it is😂
Nope.
Actually it is, but it won't be the last I admit
2nd time. just watched the cringy 2nd rap and came back. so, u are correct sir.
Truee😂
This whas tha best sketch ever. Hands down.
Over the years, this has just become even better. This is one of the BEST SNL Celeb shorts ever.......
I love how she still looks adorable while being so angry
That's what makes her so adorable
The only reason I would want to become famous: to get to do these things
LOLL
try from another end))) get to do those things and become famous)))
@Gibbon Gorillovich *mind blown*
Just become a youtuber ;)
sniffthecactus duh what things? Like making stupid rapping, get millions of views out of nothing and that sort of bullshit? Nah, I guess ain’t something for me to understand...
I wish I could go back in time to the first time I heard this. Laughed so hard
Yes still come back to it years later lol
Always love to watch this from time to time. Now a part 2 is out..fun!!!
most adorable rap ever
She's never been more attractive than she is in this video.
right, she's so pretty!
When she said "I never said I was role model" my testicles skipped a beat.
Bleargh Bleorgh She has never been more unattractive than in this video.
Bleargh you couldn't be more right...
BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I love this freaking rap with Natalie. She is so damn good and beautiful with her short hair. 17 years after she is still one of the most gifted and beautiful actress.
2024 an THIS is still fkng GOLD
IT'S BEEN TWELVE LONG YEARS
IN AZKABAN
PolarPhantom IN AZKABAN
PolarPhantom and she is still sexy as hell
It's from her second rap.. Andy sings it about her 'not seeing her kid.' I like the second better.
From this video to the newest though, 5 years 😂
1:47 just cant stop laughing on how she's thrown back to her own push
😂😂😂
Ngl i still have both Natalie Raps on my playlists and listen to them regularly
This song is straight fire
She’s so angry but she’s so goddamn cute!!
Cute...AND gorgeous.
It's like seeing Tinker Bell going postal
Anger + Fine = Freak
literally mighty thor energy
Is this what Padme would be like if she turned to the Dark Side?
Can people who aren't Force sensitive even really pick a side of the Force though?
Yes. Hahahaha!
Everyone has some force in them. Just like everyone has brain cells; doesn't mean everyone can use them though. :P
Nadica Nikolova Yep.
Yes. "Bad Bitch Padme: A Star Wars Story" comes out in 2019.
No matter what this will always be one of my favorite SNL songs!!
This is…THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! Natalie is so awesome.
This is why Natalie Portman is my idol
Kylo Slays oh yeah.
Anakin was a bad influence
Mathilda has always been a potty mouth.
@@fiza5275
At least, "V" was a legit good guy.
Still the greatest rap ever. Natalie Portman is definitely one of my favorite people ever for doing this 🤣😭
Seeing Natalie Portman get buff for Thor Love and Thunder made me think of this video
This is why she was the right actress to play as Black Swan
I love this video so fucking much
I'm listening to this everyday and I don't regret it.
Now see why Anakin feel in love with her.
“I’m sorry Natalie, are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?” Dude, that’s what you got out of the first verse?
Humour what is it
To be fair, driving while intoxicated is far more dangerous than getting a blowjob while driving.
@@morbidsearch not when you hit a hole. Teeth. That's all i'm gonna say.
Yeah that's the really frustrating part abt the sketch, and the point she was trying to make, how ppl just keep focusing on these little things or used to rather to make her look like a moral failure
"I'll make you pay for my dry cleaning" is the coldest bar ever dropped.
Why is he ejaculating in her shoes? 😂
This is one of the best snl skits ever
We seriously need PART 3 OF THIS,😂😂😂
When an edgy 12 year old boy gets mad at his mom.
666 likes noice-
😂😂😂😂
Finally someone left the most relevant comment in comment section and not simping.
@@yourrealfather4205 Dude, if someone's in a video, guy or girl, and people like them, they're gonna simp. That's how it is.
I can't believe this was from 12 years ago now.
13 *
This is still just fucking genius.
And Natalie kills it.
15
One of my fave skits ever
The way she delivers I never said I was a role model is amazing
Padme and Jake peralta rapping together, Dreams are complete
66 likes nice
That’s some random dream dude
Me too...
she is so small that it makes the rap eve more comic.. cant stop laughing.
Her movements are KILLING ME. She put SO much energy into them 😂
This is one of my favorito SNL sketches of all time ❤️
"I'll kill your fucking dog for fun, so don't push me!" lmaooo
Well, there is the black Swan.
hahahahhaahhaahha
:D
thong la 😂😂😂😂 one of my fave films. So is star wars 😜😂
She killed it, hard.
Btw in your opinion which woman more likely allowed (or perhaps still allows) facials/body shots and/or swallows (or gargles and spits) for her man between Rose Byrne and Natalie Portman? Given that they are both moms
And in your opinion how did their men bedded them given that they are average lanky guys?
Also in your opinion which lady more likely eats garlic and onion occasionally? Like perhaps before a date to troll her man and/or to avoid segs later that night (or if they have an*l or if she sits on his face)? haha
So like don`t be snowflakes and answer the questions its all speculative
Also that sir mix alot posse on Broadway was dope too...whoever wrote this clearly has a love of old school rap
This has Andy Samberg writing ALL over it hahahahaha
It's totally something he would have come up with, the crazy bastard. God he's funny as hell.
alucard624 Goofiness is Samberg’s comedic trait. It’s what’s made Brooklyn 9-9 a smash hit.
I forget his name but most of the raps during this era of SNL were written by the guy doing the interview. Including this one if Im not mistaken.
Elisabeth Mulder That would be Chris Parnell.
@@elisam.2896 This was written by The Lonely Island. Chris Parnell only co-wrote Lazy Sunday 1 and 2. Raps/Digital Shorts were mostly done by TLI themselves.
7 years later and this is still hilarious.
pgalle4 11 years later and this is still hilarious
12 years later and still fucking funny
15 long ass years and here we are
Every day passes... and it gets better. I envy people in 22nd century.
@@volodyanarchist fact
A classic. Natalie Portman is so talented. And Chris Parnell is always so fricken hilarious on everything he does. He was in the infamous "cowbell" sketch, 30 Rock as Dr. Spaceman, and is the voice of Jerry on Rick and Morty.
One of the best things to ever air on SNL. Fan since '77
I miss the uncensored version of this.
@Sage Novak Thanks!
@Smoove they really dont... all this ridiculous american censorship
I'm sure you can still find it
This is the uncensored versionI believe, send link if there's you know any other uncensored version of this
ruclips.net/video/LTePlK8m-GM/видео.html
Still the best SNL digital short ever.
Mmm whatcha say?
This and D*** In TheBox went down in history
I'm on a 🚢?
I can't believe I forgot about this fucking GOLD.
Top 10 all time SNL skits for sure
The force is strong with this one...
TheMineMappers this is definitely not appropriate behaviour for a Queen.
Or a senator. Lol.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the female Thor
Kou Kou had to come back to this after the announcement.
andy samberg as a viking.
She is worthy
I don't know. With that kind of vulgarity? Attitude towards children? Enthusiasm for weed and drunk driving? Being Thor is about more than being a badass.
Obama Gaming girl it’s comedy calm down take a lap and pray about it
This beat is actually legit
There is finally a sequel to this masterpiece
Laëtitia Watremez no really?
Laëtitia Watremez I’m pretty sure everybody whose watching this after your comment is here because the sequel dipshit
Natalie Portman can rap for fun better than Iggy Azalea can rap for a living. That's kinda sad.
♞ Go Fuck Yourself ♞ thought the same
♞ Go Fuck Yourself ♞ that's just not true at all.
The most accurate comment ever.
She is pretty good actually, like seriously, with better lyrics and some polish, there is market for her.
@@smokejc You've seen that bitch's freestyle?
Easy-E No More Questions vibe.
Death posse kills me😂
Padme after Anakin turned dark
So true!!...
I don't remember her being alive after that whole thing...
Force heal
I wish.
Padme after buying some death sticks