Doesn't get fired for pushing a panic alarm. Doesn't get fired for napping under a table in someone's office at work, but gets fired for being awkward...Dan Howell ladies and gentlemen
Dan: "I can't wrap Christmas presents" Dan three years later: "PHIL YOU CALL THIS A WRAPPED PRESENT THERE IS A FLAP THATS NOT STUCK DOWN ASDFGHJKL WE MUST FIX THIS"
I hate working retail. I hate when someone's standing right in front of something and they ask where it is. Like dumbass open your eyes. Or they have two similar products and ask which one's better. Like how the fuck do you expect me to know? One time someone was looking at pans and kept picking ones up and asking me if it was oven safe, like bitch if it doesn't say on the package then how am I supposed to know. I'm not a fucking pan expert. This isn't a cooking store.
+The Kawaii Panda yes because it hasn't been a full two months yet so RUclips still says 1 month it will say 2 months when it goes past the 29th of April
When my aunt worked at Home Depot, if someone asked her for absolutely anything, she would just speak in Hebrew, usually just saying random words. And then she met someone who spoke Hebrew. That's how she was fired
I'm really scared right now because I'm really sick but my mom refused to call my school to tell them I wouldn't be there, so I'm paranoid that a cop is gonna show up at my door at any second. SO I'm watching all of Dan's Reasons Why Dan's A Fail videos so I remember that I'm not alone in this unfair universe
AnnaIsNotABanana I missed 47 days of school my freshman year, and nothing happened but a visit from a truancy officer to our apartment. Literally nothing happened to me, and I was never punished or had a phone call checking on us. Missing ONE DAY is beyond okay with the school as long as it's not a regular thing. Do not worry.
Omg in my local ASDA about a year ago there was a massive poster that had Dan and phils faces on and it said the amazing tour is not on fire is coming soon lol
watching this a dozen years later and seeing how different videos used to be is so interesting. much less fastpaced, less distraction, literally just dan telling a story. and still just as entertaining :>
This has nothing to do with the video but I just remembered it and wanted to share it: I was at a father-daughter dance for kindergarten-8th grade. 70% of the girls were kindergarteners, and I was so awkward because I'M HORRIBLE with kids under 6. My friend Emily was hitting it up with tons of little girls and I was just hangin out with my dad like,"Please can we leave." So, later I was getting a cupcake with Emily, and a little girl came up to me and asked,"Do you want to dance with me?" Being me, I tensed up, gave an awkward smile, and said,"Uh, that's okay!" Then I turned and walked away without looking back. So yeah... That says a lot about me😂
Madi and Brianna i was at a valontimes dance my boyfrend was dancing with his ex really flerty like so i went and got a cup of drink and pored it down his bake and told him to go dance with her now then me and her got in a fight she spent 6 hours geting redy i spent 1 hour i riped her 2 hour heir out
Summer Taher omfg yessss sometimes I just watch his first one and then watch one or two of his newer videos and wonder how the hell he went from that to THAT, yknow? Like...it's monumental.
Unknown I'm coming back to this since I got fired this thursday after exactly two months lol. I haven't signed a contract yet so after asking my boss something about next week on WhatsApp, he was like 'I'm hella annoyed with you asking questions so I'm making up reasons for you to be fired'. I cried and then I laughed and then I did both because it was just so ridiculous.
So basically, rules for working in retail: 1. Don't sell an ax to a twelve year old. 2. Don't call your boss and tell them you have diarrhea in order to get out of work.
can i just say two things 1) this is what happens when you hire young, inexperienced staff and do not give them adequate training 2) this is what happens when you hire young, inexperienced staff and do not pay them enough so they do not feel valued and therefore do not give a shirt about a) their job or b) your company
I feel your pain! I'm autistic and I was in pets at home with my mum and I went to a different aisle with my puppy when this woman came up to me and started talking to me and I freaked out (I'm not very good at social interaction!😋) but I kept it together till we got in the car and had a massive panic attack and then we got stuck in traffic! I fail at life!
Andrew Bulger I know, I'm a very sarcastic person and I tend to use it on the internet when you can't really tell xD I apologize if it was taken offensively.
"instead of just finding someone to help them....*acts like he knows what he's doing*" OKAY BUT I WORK AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT AND I DONT KNOW A LOT ABOHT THE FOOD SO WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHATS IN A DISH I JUST MAKE UP SHIT INSTEAD OF ASKING A CO WORKER
You always know how to put a smile on my face and cheer me up, just before watching this I was extremely depressed and was telling myself that I had nobody, and no one cared, and that I was just a huge fail, but then I thought "okay... think clearly, Ke'Lea. What you need to do is watch Dan's videos, he always knows how to make you smile" And a part of me was just so deep in depression like "no, you pathetic freak, sulk in your misery." And the other part was screaming "no, watch Dan's videos, you are going to cry and you are going lower yourself and you will go to bed upset, and you might not even want to wake up in the morning. You need to do this for yourself" and I did, and I'm better and I'm smiling. Thank you, Cutes. I love you so much. You mean the world to me.
Oh god, i've just started to watch Dan and Phill about 2/3 days ago, and I have already watched almost all of their videos, INCLUDING the collabs, I followed to them in almost every website, stalked Dan because I'm weird and and he is the perfection in person, I'm going crazy HELP! D'=
LOL I love you Dan. Every time when I think nobody can ever be more awkward than me, I come to watch your videos and realize that I'm not that awkward afterall
Just watched your newest essay video about “the past 2 years” “how I got Fired” was the first video of yours I’d ever seen I think I was 14????? I was just a casual Dan viewer, but wow am I ever excited for your new content 💖💖💖
Wait... Is there an age requirement law to buy an axe? ... I feel like that's good but at the same time I actually feel like they took away one of my freedoms just now :( I'm 14 but never had an axe
Me: w..wall... wallmart? Friend: The fuck of course it’s wall mart he’s hinting Me: YAS I KNEW IT! australia only has k mart coles woolworths and other shit and not asda or wall mart forgive me
Dan in the pumpkin carving video: My costume represents the time I sold an axe to a child. Me: Oh Dan you so silly Dan in this video: I got fired because I sold an axe to a child. Me: * surprised Pikachu meme *
+Random Jojo (Jordan Budnar) I'm the same. Usually on the first day I start I have crippling pain and I keep going hot and cold (feels like my skin is breathing), everything is brighter and over exposed and I feel like I'm gonna past out or throw up.
***** He does that in other videos too. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I mean it's already illogical censoring one video but not another but WITHIN one video it's just absolutely pointless. Oh Dan.
Omg i hate laughing at your misery dan but man you make me laugh my ass off lol some of your skits are more creative than some late night shows kudos to you :D
I did practically the same thing when I volunteered at the Library over the summer... at least one time, one of the librarians came up to me with a small girl and said something like "she's looking for this book, and she really needs it and she's in a hurry, can you help her find it?" and me being... well... me... I agreed awkwardly(even though I had no shucking idea how or where to find it) so I just anxiously wandered through the kids section hoping that she'd miraculously find it... No such luck... Yeah... she eventually went back to the librarian and I went back to my post to sign kids up for the summer reading program, while thinking 'kill me now...'
Oh god the same thing happened to me when I had to do community service and the little girl I helped was soo picky with a certain that I just wanted to field goal kick her through the window
YOU USED A GLADER TERM!! DASHNERARMY UNITE!! I FREAKING LOVE THE MAZE RUNNER AND I'M THE BIGGEST FANGIRL OF THE MAZE RUNNER IN MY SCHOOL!! OR HOMETOWN.
Doesn't get fired for pushing a panic alarm. Doesn't get fired for napping under a table in someone's office at work, but gets fired for being awkward...Dan Howell ladies and gentlemen
hahaha
Haha lol that's just haha
That's what I thought xD
He said the panic alarm incident only contributed towards him getting fired and and he also got away with the power nap XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's kinda weird to think he got fired from ASDA and now they sell books and magazines with his faces on them.
HAHAHAHHA
Haha
True hahah
that's so strange
LOL:D
Dan: "I can't wrap Christmas presents"
Dan three years later: "PHIL YOU CALL THIS A WRAPPED PRESENT THERE IS A FLAP THATS NOT STUCK DOWN ASDFGHJKL WE MUST FIX THIS"
Lmao hahahha
True
He can only bully Phil :))))))
+CopperCassie yep
I was looking for a comment like this and I'm so glad I found it.
Dan: I can't wrap Christmas presents
A few years later and he is yelling at Phil for his wrapping skills😂
it all makes sense now
OMG 😂😂
+Pentatonixphangirl I was thinkin exactly the same :D
I thought he said "wreck" presents😂😂😂😂😂
YESSSS
Every time Dan pulls a party popper, it just reminds me of his very first video and i can't help but laugh. I love him.
Same
Sassy Soda SAME!!!!!!
Hi. I'm [Dan].
Same
Same
Mom: Set up the table for dinner!
Me: Okay! * whispers * Just one six minute video...
HAHAHAHA
...Same.
I DONT KNOW IF IVE EVER RELATED TO SOMETHING MORE THAN IVE RELATED TO THIS
Priscilla Johnson
I relate soooo much
Literally me when I have to do anything.
Is it possible to be Internet Socially Awkward?
yes.
sí
aparrently for dan it is .
Yess, it's level 100 of being socially awkward
a thing like that exists
At my work, someone ALWAYS asks me where the most random things are that I don't know a flying frisbee about.
Someone always asks me about spring water and if anything is "in the back".
I work at Wendy's.
Now I know why I can never find the beef jerky in stores.
Bluestar797
I hate working retail. I hate when someone's standing right in front of something and they ask where it is. Like dumbass open your eyes. Or they have two similar products and ask which one's better. Like how the fuck do you expect me to know? One time someone was looking at pans and kept picking ones up and asking me if it was oven safe, like bitch if it doesn't say on the package then how am I supposed to know. I'm not a fucking pan expert. This isn't a cooking store.
I work at lush so its easy af
Danisonfired
sorry,
that had to be said....
ill leave now...
Oh sorry i actualy didnt know that.😊
omg yas
V
👏🏼
Hi
One time my grandad pulled a sickie to go to the cricket... his boss saw him at the game on TV.
omg HAHA
Lol
Lmao
+i used to be somebody omg tour profile picture
dramallama ;)
I feel slightly less awkward now
me too
I can never feel less awkward.
I'm laying in my bed, drinking iced coffee in a mug, and eating Cheetos at 3 am. What am I doing with my life
You're being a champion at it, that's what
+Nugget Chicken Thank you. 😂
I'm like pooing everywhere
You are doing what I want to do with my life
Phanicatthetwentyonemcrcybabies omg i thought you wrote a Cheeto Sandwich i was like "......... NEW INVENTION!!!!!!!!!"
"Happy leap year"
Omg it's a leap year today o.o
Same
WE ARE ALL DYING AAAAAAHH
I see bryana holly 👀
em chen 😏
+The Kawaii Panda yes because it hasn't been a full two months yet so RUclips still says 1 month it will say 2 months when it goes past the 29th of April
my stomach hurts from laughing
*_same_*
No one cares.
I cant belive you sold an axe to a kid? wtf daniel. XD
awkwardness controls us all
I'm your 666th like
....
Mwa haha
considering how awkward he is I can believe it
Are we sure he just deep down wanted to be fired? There's some Freudian psychology at work in his mess ups at part time jobs.
Zo
When my aunt worked at Home Depot, if someone asked her for absolutely anything, she would just speak in Hebrew, usually just saying random words. And then she met someone who spoke Hebrew. That's how she was fired
lol
Oh no.
Wow. XD
this has been in my watch later playlist since he released this...
Wtf why?
Why????
okay that's hilarious i have so many questions
How many videos are in it?
What Dan's tag said: I'm New
What I read: I'm Newt
.....
*cries over Page 250*
Oh no...
Noo 😢
We DO NOT speak of that page!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nooo why 😢
Dan... u... sold... an axe... to... a... kid... what is life anymore😂😂😂
I'm really scared right now because I'm really sick but my mom refused to call my school to tell them I wouldn't be there, so I'm paranoid that a cop is gonna show up at my door at any second. SO I'm watching all of Dan's Reasons Why Dan's A Fail videos so I remember that I'm not alone in this unfair universe
AnnaIsNotABanana
😂😂
+AnnaIsNotABanana any updates?
runawayluek No cops ever showed up and I never got called down to the office so I think it's all good lmao
AnnaIsNotABanana I missed 47 days of school my freshman year, and nothing happened but a visit from a truancy officer to our apartment. Literally nothing happened to me, and I was never punished or had a phone call checking on us. Missing ONE DAY is beyond okay with the school as long as it's not a regular thing. Do not worry.
AnnaIsNotABanana awww I hope your better by now and the cop didn't show up hopefully
"Now my house isn't going to explode."
I laughed way too hard on that part
"Eheh. That's ok."
"Ok run. Run. Far away."
😂😂😂
"That had happened 4 or 5 times a day."
aw it's kinda adorable how red he is from being so embarrassed even years later
at my work there used to be a guy who whenever anyone asked were something was he'd send them to isle 13
lmao hahahahaha
What about isle of flightless birds?
+Whatevs_13 wrong kind of isle but I appreciate the tøp reference 😆
Aisle*
same
I am literally deceased at Dan's impression of his mum XD
“He’s at Reading Festival with his friends! LoL!”
The "Imnew" joke get's me every time. every god damn time.
Omg in my local ASDA about a year ago there was a massive poster that had Dan and phils faces on and it said the amazing tour is not on fire is coming soon lol
How i got Danisnotonfired lol
THE PUNS
😂😂😂
So Dan had only made 46 videos and he already had a merch line..... meanwhile my parents keep forgetting my name
Lilly Green i think my parents forgot that they have a daughter
my grandma mix me up sometimes since i have a sister and a cousin who stays at my grandmas often
im a young teenager and im looking for a good role model, then i found you... im going to jail
Haha
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!
Same
+Jake Barra pretty much the same thing for me...andd this would happen to me since I'm such an awkward person around people..yeah.
We all have done the same
He got fired because he went to Reading Festival. Now he got to host it and interview bands with Phil.
I'M LIKE A PROUD MOM. I'M CRYING.
"Oh no really why?" "Oh no." "Oh no really? Heh." "Yeah yeah I understand."
HOLY SHIT I DIED
THE SARCASM
same 😂😂
Lol lov yor name
HI
watching this a dozen years later and seeing how different videos used to be is so interesting. much less fastpaced, less distraction, literally just dan telling a story. and still just as entertaining :>
this makes my 'getting fired' stories look like getting a pat on the back and a good referral
imnobody lmaoooo
This has nothing to do with the video but I just remembered it and wanted to share it: I was at a father-daughter dance for kindergarten-8th grade. 70% of the girls were kindergarteners, and I was so awkward because I'M HORRIBLE with kids under 6. My friend Emily was hitting it up with tons of little girls and I was just hangin out with my dad like,"Please can we leave." So, later I was getting a cupcake with Emily, and a little girl came up to me and asked,"Do you want to dance with me?" Being me, I tensed up, gave an awkward smile, and said,"Uh, that's okay!" Then I turned and walked away without looking back.
So yeah... That says a lot about me😂
+ Madi and Brianna That's a different, uhm, ah- story.
Madi and Brianna i was at a valontimes dance my boyfrend was dancing with his ex really flerty like so i went and got a cup of drink and pored it down his bake and told him to go dance with her now then me and her got in a fight she spent 6 hours geting redy i spent 1 hour i riped her 2 hour heir out
how arkward would it be if dan's manager saw this video...
OMG that would be so awkward!!
Did he say "Danecdotes"?
yup :3
HE DID HAHAHAGA
Yeah. he made up this thing called "Danecdotes" which are pretty much anecdotes but with Dan
He said Danecdotes.
rewatching Dan and Phil's older videos is great.
I know right ❤️
The memorieees and Dans fringe XD
His first video made me cringe so hard oh my god!
Summer Taher omfg yessss sometimes I just watch his first one and then watch one or two of his newer videos and wonder how the hell he went from that to THAT, yknow? Like...it's monumental.
Shay Jones Ah, it's so funny! He was even more awkward then he is now! I have a playlist of his video's and I'm watching them oldest to newest xD
I had to watch this after getting fired from my first job in only 1 and a half months. Its depressing :(
Unknown what happened? :o
At least you're not like my friend who got fired from her cafe job after 5 days for no reason.
Unknown I'm coming back to this since I got fired this thursday after exactly two months lol. I haven't signed a contract yet so after asking my boss something about next week on WhatsApp, he was like 'I'm hella annoyed with you asking questions so I'm making up reasons for you to be fired'. I cried and then I laughed and then I did both because it was just so ridiculous.
Zoey Mattey really?
So basically, rules for working in retail:
1. Don't sell an ax to a twelve year old.
2. Don't call your boss and tell them you have diarrhea in order to get out of work.
I tell my bosses I have diarrhea all the time. No joke.
3. also don't have diarrhoea
3. Don’t press the big red button
4. Sleep before work and don’t get too drunk.
i Watched this age 9 and now im 18 and the stories of focus still haunt me and make me panic at my retail job
can i just say two things
1) this is what happens when you hire young, inexperienced staff and do not give them adequate training
2) this is what happens when you hire young, inexperienced staff and do not pay them enough so they do not feel valued and therefore do not give a shirt about a) their job or b) your company
Dan should do the calling in sick to places I don't work at with Phil 😂😂
Sophie Geppert YEAHHHH
+
This needs to happen now.
i wish i could click the like button more
wow some1 liked this comment,wow just wow
im confused can some1 leave a comment
Yellow leather red leather
Cake Clark yay
*****
?
This is literally my third comment on this video. I commented once 2 months ago and once a week ago. This is one of my favorite of his videos.
this is why i dont even attempt to work tbh
okay same
how do you pay bills lol
i dont...i just cry
+Sarcastic Sloth Don't cry
CRAFT
PROTIP
Laama Simmer JEEZ i walked right into it
that was so perfect too a+
0:57 "Hello there, Imnu (I'm new)." I. Fucking. Died. I cannot breathe.
Working at a grocery store with social anxiety is just awful
I feel your pain! I'm autistic and I was in pets at home with my mum and I went to a different aisle with my puppy when this woman came up to me and started talking to me and I freaked out (I'm not very good at social interaction!😋) but I kept it together till we got in the car and had a massive panic attack and then we got stuck in traffic! I fail at life!
Eve Cushnaghan i feel for you. i am autistic aswell :'(
Eve Cushnaghan HUGS FOR EVERYONE
*HUGS BACK*😜
i'm aware this video is twelve years old but the "imnew" joke is generally hilarious
Am I the only American who has ZERO idea what store Dan is referring too?
Walmart basically
Gwyneth Griffiths yeah umm google taught me that lol thanks tho
Hes referring to Asda which is basically the British version of Walmart
+Chloe Pineapples Asda, which is the UK equivilent and sister company to Walmart
It's a British store called Asda.
My phone just had a stroke and crashed RUclips. Ughhh
Skylar West because dan is too awesome....
***** *universe
***** dam it why did you comment? your stealing my like buttons! XD
Sorry.... Had a stroke
Whoops, had a stroke
That cover up for 'Asda' though 😂
ikr omg
OMG! U don't know how 2 speak Internet! *dat *tho
+Andrew Bulger or she knows how to speak English! =D
***** I know it's correct. I was just kidding.
.
Andrew Bulger I know, I'm a very sarcastic person and I tend to use it on the internet when you can't really tell xD I apologize if it was taken offensively.
The way I fucked up at work today and came back to this 11 YEAR OLD video for mental support…..lmao it worked though
but he still has the nametag though
lol yea
I quit my jobs before they fire me so I don't kill myself from rejection
"And then the police came and I got shouted at"
My whole life ^_^
"instead of just finding someone to help them....*acts like he knows what he's doing*"
OKAY BUT I WORK AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT AND I DONT KNOW A LOT ABOHT THE FOOD SO WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHATS IN A DISH I JUST MAKE UP SHIT INSTEAD OF ASKING A CO WORKER
You always know how to put a smile on my face and cheer me up, just before watching this I was extremely depressed and was telling myself that I had nobody, and no one cared, and that I was just a huge fail, but then I thought "okay... think clearly, Ke'Lea. What you need to do is watch Dan's videos, he always knows how to make you smile" And a part of me was just so deep in depression like "no, you pathetic freak, sulk in your misery." And the other part was screaming "no, watch Dan's videos, you are going to cry and you are going lower yourself and you will go to bed upset, and you might not even want to wake up in the morning. You need to do this for yourself" and I did, and I'm better and I'm smiling. Thank you, Cutes. I love you so much. You mean the world to me.
Oh god, i've just started to watch Dan and Phill about 2/3 days ago, and I have already watched almost all of their videos, INCLUDING the collabs, I followed to them in almost every website, stalked Dan because I'm weird and and he is the perfection in person, I'm going crazy HELP! D'=
SAME
Girl told me about this a week ago, internet came back yesterday, now watching all of then!
It's not a problem. He's just super relatable and funny.
same thing happened to me about a month ago!
Welcome to the phandom
LOL I love you Dan. Every time when I think nobody can ever be more awkward than me, I come to watch your videos and realize that I'm not that awkward afterall
Just watched your newest essay video about “the past 2 years”
“how I got Fired” was the first video of yours I’d ever seen
I think I was 14?????
I was just a casual Dan viewer, but wow am I ever excited for your new content 💖💖💖
It's funny cause he got *fired* for selling a *fire* *axe*.
He didnt get fired because of that
He was fired for being akward x'D
10/10 Dan Is Not On *Fire* got *fired* for selling a *fire* axe
Лиса и игровом мирЕ looool
It was for being too awkward actually but yea
Brink Edendon't get fired
craft
Dan is probably the reason why Focus is no longer in business...
Wait... Is there an age requirement law to buy an axe? ... I feel like that's good but at the same time I actually feel like they took away one of my freedoms just now :( I'm 14 but never had an axe
I died laughing when he said Danicdote!
TrishyFishy25 I died when he smelled the popper.. I'm weird.
Me: w..wall... wallmart?
Friend: The fuck of course it’s wall mart he’s hinting
Me: YAS I KNEW IT!
australia only has k mart coles woolworths and other shit and not asda or wall mart forgive me
+Hannah Kim BILO xD
+Hannah Kim yeah, we're so 'deprived' XD
I'm telling the prime minister that we need more brands
Paris Kennedy go for it, girl
Damn u Kmart why can't we have Walmart or in South Australia, Starbucks.
Is no one gonna talk about the 'chow' at the end?!?? SO FREAKING CUTE
+Harriet Hall I think it's "tchau"
+Harriet Hall It's spelled "Ciao". It's foreign.
+I'm a geek, not a nerd "ciao" it's Italian, mean "hi"
I think he said "tchau", means bye in portuguese
mirian cristina Oh, ok. Sorry about the confusion.
+mirian cristina but ciao in Italian can mean either hi or bye in Italian so really it could be either
"Oh yeah everywhere. Just all over the floor.."
Is this what inspired Kittens & Steamrollers or...
Dan's stories mad an absolutely awful night into one in which I was able to laugh. He will never stop being my hero.
Just started a new job that involves customer service, and this video makes me feel so much better
This the kind of RUclips content I’m missing fr fr. 😔
hahahhaha omg i was having a bad day this made my day i love dan
Thank you, Dan. This video makes me feel so much better about myself 💖
Seriously I SWEAR I could smell the firework-bottle-thing in the beginning of the video. I'm not kidding. I am so scared right now.
OMG me too o.o
Currently binge watching these videos that my life revolved around during my younger emo years
Omg Dan worked at retail XD Domics did as well and he hated it like you did Dan.
WafflesAndWifi Yay!!!! :3
i made a big mistake at work today and i’ve been stressing out like mad, but watching this made me feel so much better thank you☺️
yay im not the only one who likes the smell of party poppers
I love the smell too, at parties I always pick up the paper and smell it. I'm weird.
Megan Smith either we're both weird or we're just slightly more normal than we thought i always find the actual cannony bit smells the strongest
Asda
Seane Mail yes!
RiverStylesNoble I was just about to comment that! Great minds think alike
I don't know if I want Dan or want to be dan
Probably want Dan, since he gets in a lot of trouble
I would want to be Dan, then you get to look in the mirror AND live with Phil Lester.
BE DAN
"hello... Imnew" gets me every time
9 years on and the ‘I’m New’ part makes me cry laugh every time
" kill me, kill me, kill me " same
Stupid Giraffe “please, god, help...”
PAUSE AT 1:33 HES SO ADORABLE I CANT 😊
Oh God!
ThatWeirdFangirlTM WHEN IS HE NOT CUTE?!!!? cx
Angela García oh. My heart..... ah....... the freakin...... can't.... even..... cute... dan....overload..... SELF DESTRUCTKBDISMAIWNDBSJKS
Wtf
Dan in the pumpkin carving video: My costume represents the time I sold an axe to a child.
Me: Oh Dan you so silly
Dan in this video: I got fired because I sold an axe to a child.
Me: * surprised Pikachu meme *
I had a very shitty day today, I saw this on my recommended list and watched it and it made my day better by at least 75% ❤️ thank u
whos watching this in 2015 and having a danathon
Me!
I've done that at least twice in February 2015 alone.
Me
me
meeee
Just bought a jumper that says "I'm more useless than Dan Howells belt" OMG just had to buy it 😂
OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU GET IT
katelyn Peschel ebay!
his diarrhea excuse is my cramps excuse (i don't have cramps)
Lucky. I use cramps as an excuse because I actually have them really bad but no one believes me I had to run a mile it was terrible
Luiza Moretti I don't get them often but when I do it hurts bad
+Random Jojo (Jordan Budnar) I'm the same. Usually on the first day I start I have crippling pain and I keep going hot and cold (feels like my skin is breathing), everything is brighter and over exposed and I feel like I'm gonna past out or throw up.
Angelynn
I despise the fact that you're not having cramps, IT'S UNFAIR
I enjoy every Dan's video because I can relate so much
hello there... imnew
oh my god i died
Me too😂
I fell off a chair
I rolled off my bed
Imnyoo 😂😂😂
Sorry but God
“I got fired for being awkward”
That’s why I stay indoors
just went thru a really bad break up....DAN TIME
dan can always make anyone's day c':
***** always.
You look like you're like 14 at most lol. How did a bad breakup happen at age 14?
Still though. Sorry bout it
im 15 cx lol & it was a 9 month relationship:/ but ovver it now (: thanks tho
Why are Dan's descriptions always so awesome
still laughing at how many non british people think he worked at a supermarket called 'shmazda'
1:19 Doesn't censor "fuck"
3:36 Censors "fucking"
...is what it doesn't make.
***** He does that in other videos too. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I mean it's already illogical censoring one video but not another but WITHIN one video it's just absolutely pointless. Oh Dan.
Sophie T maybe he missed it while editing by mistake...
Yeah but that happens a lot.
It's okay as a noun, but an adjective?! God forbid!! lol
You got fired, because you're so hot. Too hot for them!
Agree
they couldn't handle dan
+SkrootNissu Yoctomind too hot, hot dan
+Cyrene Howlter 😂😂I had a coach named Dan and we used to say that
he got fired becuz he's hot then they had to put him out that's why he got fired
It another leap year time to rewatch
Dan might not be on fire but sure as hell he's... FIRED.
This isn't even funny, what is my life.
Omg i hate laughing at your misery dan but man you make me laugh my ass off lol some of your skits are more creative than some late night shows kudos to you :D
I did practically the same thing when I volunteered at the Library over the summer... at least one time, one of the librarians came up to me with a small girl and said something like "she's looking for this book, and she really needs it and she's in a hurry, can you help her find it?" and me being... well... me... I agreed awkwardly(even though I had no shucking idea how or where to find it) so I just anxiously wandered through the kids section hoping that she'd miraculously find it... No such luck... Yeah... she eventually went back to the librarian and I went back to my post to sign kids up for the summer reading program, while thinking 'kill me now...'
Oh god the same thing happened to me when I had to do community service and the little girl I helped was soo picky with a certain that I just wanted to field goal kick her through the window
+Heather Cain same
i was doing community service at a library too and this little kid was so annoying
THE MAZE RUNNER FANDOM IS HERE
YOU USED A GLADER TERM!! DASHNERARMY UNITE!! I FREAKING LOVE THE MAZE RUNNER AND I'M THE BIGGEST FANGIRL OF THE MAZE RUNNER IN MY SCHOOL!! OR HOMETOWN.
Did someone say shucking?
dan: *"i cant wrap christmas presents"*
dan, years later: **wraps a present neatly using the power of gEoMeTrY**