Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 051: Rock Paper Scissors

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  • @BeinIanPod
    @BeinIanPod  Год назад +22

    Thanks for diggin the pod! Patreon.com/beinianpod to support us & the podcast - bonus solo eps like this one every week + 5 day early release on regular eps - we love ya & appreciate ya!
    ALSO - come see our LIVE PODCAST RECORDING IN NYC this FRIDAY JULY 21 at THE CUTTING ROOM NYC - www.eventbrite.com/e/bein-ian-with-jordan-live-podcast-taping-tickets-534065342817 - limited merch avail at show!

    • @ayche.dee23
      @ayche.dee23 Год назад +4

      I vote sleepover more times a week!! How giggly this ep was, and sure needed to start my day off this way, THANK YOU

    • @ronindr
      @ronindr Год назад +2

      "papa" :)

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal Год назад +3

      @@ronindr GAAAAAAAAAAAYUH

    • @ronindr
      @ronindr Год назад

      @@BlekJamal hot diggity dawg. :)

    • @hhhy9160
      @hhhy9160 9 месяцев назад

      Ian saying I'm gonna put my night time cloths on I can't stop imagining him in a moomoo and rollers

  • @JamesAnderson-ju3vb
    @JamesAnderson-ju3vb Год назад +369

    I love this podcast! I'm mentally ill

  • @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700
    @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 Год назад +61

    Today we learned Ian is not addicted to sex or alcohol, he's addicted to addiction.

  • @scruggscorp
    @scruggscorp Год назад +47

    The emotional roller coaster of gambling addiction in this one was hilarious :D

  • @Ceets4Beets
    @Ceets4Beets Год назад +94

    Ian's mom is like Charlie's mom from always sunny and Jordan's is like mac's mom 😂

    • @ronindr
      @ronindr Год назад +6

      It's an uncanny resemblance..

    • @TaylorJohnHardin
      @TaylorJohnHardin Год назад +5

      I read this comment first and was NOT disappointed haha

    • @cobwashington
      @cobwashington Год назад +3

      Oh. My. God.

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Год назад +5

      Charlie's mom is miss Yvonne from pee wees playhouse

    • @Liv-lq9jg
      @Liv-lq9jg Год назад +1

      W. T. F. 💀💀💀💀

  • @NoahTheDude420
    @NoahTheDude420 Год назад +94

    This pod helped me realize I should get sober, pick up my one month chip today, thanks guys.

  • @HasturFGC
    @HasturFGC Год назад +28

    Watching Ian reach the highest highs and lowest lows of human emotion for what ended up being zero money gained or lost is magical

  • @andrestein6022
    @andrestein6022 Год назад +51

    It's wild that Ian is the kind of crazy that happens in public places lol

    • @BeinIanPod
      @BeinIanPod  Год назад +11

      🤪🤷🏻‍♂️😎

    • @keltone
      @keltone Год назад +6

      It's a wild ride.

  • @jg2408
    @jg2408 Год назад +34

    Oh how times have changed.. Discovered Ian when he popped up on Cuntown in like 2018. Never would have guessed in 5 years he'd have a podcast better than anything Nick Adam or Stav are doing. Hopefully the numbers follow, he deserves it.

    • @DerekOfRivia
      @DerekOfRivia Год назад

      Cumtown is such a low standard that you shouldn't be surprised. They are/were podcasting for 12 year olds.

    • @DiamondRockable
      @DiamondRockable Год назад +4

      stav superiority

  • @trevor_r
    @trevor_r Год назад +23

    I've never rooted for someone to lose rock paper scissors so much in my life

    • @BeinIanPod
      @BeinIanPod  Год назад +6

      Lol wtf mate

    • @trevor_r
      @trevor_r Год назад +8

      @@BeinIanPod I meant Jordan! (I didn't)

  • @justincalderara7701
    @justincalderara7701 Год назад +8

    As a life long lover of comedy I've seen a lot of very fucked up people over the years but you guys are truly near the top of the list and I say that with love. You're both broken in a way that perfectly compliments the other and it's been hilarious to watch you unmask each other in the most fucked up ways possible

  • @layzboy2545
    @layzboy2545 Год назад +56

    Just these two? This is gonna be a wild episode. I’ll try and keep up. 🤣🤣🔥

    • @ronindr
      @ronindr Год назад +4

      Ikr! :)

    • @TehBigMoose
      @TehBigMoose Год назад +4

      That shit got out of hand

    • @ronindr
      @ronindr Год назад +2

      @@TehBigMoose lol

    • @BeinIanPod
      @BeinIanPod  Год назад +5

      😎😎😎🤪🤪🤪

    • @ianswagger1856
      @ianswagger1856 Год назад +1

      Ethan blended in well, a bit too much talk about the poor stuff though. too relatable 😎

  • @adamhaas1
    @adamhaas1 Год назад +10

    1:13:40 the restraint Jordan has to not admit to Ian she was doing rock almost the entire time to let him win is beautiful. No wonder they're going to start dating.

  • @plantgirlK88
    @plantgirlK88 Год назад +38

    Ian impersonating the Whittakers had me laughing so hard, I vomited water😂😂 I hate vomiting so much but I’m not even mad.

    • @ronindr
      @ronindr Год назад +3

      😂 :)

    • @BeinIanPod
      @BeinIanPod  Год назад +6

      Hahaha we love to hear it

    • @raygreeko
      @raygreeko Год назад +3

      The Christopher Walken impersonations are all time moments

  • @Ratigun
    @Ratigun Год назад +16

    I've never seen someone more desperate for $400, and I've lived in Portland.

  • @mister101dk4
    @mister101dk4 Год назад +4

    Holy fuck!
    Morten here. :)
    I'm embarrassed by how excited I got, when you mentioned me, and the horrible candy I gave you. :)
    Love you guys! ❤❤❤

  • @scubawithatuba
    @scubawithatuba Год назад +18

    Bobby Lee brought me here a few episodes back and I’m here to stay! You two are amazing!

  • @skylarandrade9331
    @skylarandrade9331 Год назад +25

    Ian’s mom is a goddamn saint and needs to be protected at all costs!

  • @sylviawoods6650
    @sylviawoods6650 Год назад +6

    These two are wild together and it makes for a whole lot of laughs! I’m loving it because as crazy as they are, they both have kind hearts! New fan from Canada ❤

  • @jeremymonahan3710
    @jeremymonahan3710 Год назад +9

    This was one of the best podcast episodes I’ve ever watched!!

  • @MS-sv1tr
    @MS-sv1tr Год назад +8

    I was hesitant about this podcast at first because who needs another podcast? But it's now my favorite podcast and I look forward to this podcast more than any other podcast.

  • @hkxche
    @hkxche Год назад +35

    Tellin’ jokes and havin’ smokes.
    Riding bikes all through the night.
    It’s a wild ride, when you’re Bein’ Ian.
    Coffee ice no matter what.
    Now you know he likes it in the butt.
    It’s a wild ride, when you’re Bein’ Ian, Bein’ Ian
    and life is shit but you’re positive.
    Let’s find out what it’s like to live, a life.
    Bein’ Ian, Bein’ Ian.
    …With Jordan! *meow*

    • @lazylion420
      @lazylion420 Год назад +1

      yup....
      those are the words....
      congrats on having ears....
      😐

    • @Idkmaybe12345
      @Idkmaybe12345 Год назад

      I thought it was Coffee ass

  • @VS666
    @VS666 Год назад +4

    goddamnit i just got over screaming BEEEEENNNN IIIAAANNN at the top of my lungs, love you Jordan....wait...I mean I HATE YOU JORDAN YOU SUCK!

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Год назад +51

    Ian's knees are powering the Eastern Seaboard, apparently.

  • @johnadams9514
    @johnadams9514 Год назад +5

    DBZ shirt and cigarette Nikes, Ethan looking like my high school dealer

  • @programmingaccount9563
    @programmingaccount9563 Год назад +6

    jordan giving "bad kid at the sleep over" vibes

  • @theshotheard
    @theshotheard Год назад +16

    This pod feels like a hot tub full of warm jelly, just like how mama used to make after critter day. ❤

  • @eddieb270
    @eddieb270 Год назад +12

    I love how if you didnt see the thumbnail youd not even know if there was a guest on the episode for ten minutes because usually they will just act like no ones there and then randomly go oh btw we have a guest whos just been sat there 😂

    • @fukuuu
      @fukuuu Год назад +3

      The Always Sunny Bit

  • @karanowlin7926
    @karanowlin7926 Год назад +33

    I love you guys so much. The chemistry between you two is my favorite thing ever.

  • @BritneyHolt
    @BritneyHolt Год назад +9

    I've been having a really tough time lately. Thank you for making me smile for the first time this week❤

    • @Cuyt24
      @Cuyt24 Год назад +1

      I hope your week is worse next week

    • @BritneyHolt
      @BritneyHolt Год назад

      @@Cuyt24 you're a good man, Bill

    • @Cuyt24
      @Cuyt24 Год назад

      @@BritneyHolt you need to toughen up

    • @BritneyHolt
      @BritneyHolt Год назад

      @@Cuyt24 you need to mind your business, sir.

    • @Cuyt24
      @Cuyt24 Год назад

      @@BritneyHolt no

  • @jsmnzgb
    @jsmnzgb Год назад +16

    This pod is like a live stream from the mental ward! 😅

  • @TacticalSanta
    @TacticalSanta 25 минут назад

    Ian going nuts over breaking even is the clear sign of gambling problem XD

  • @steelcannibal
    @steelcannibal Год назад +2

    Ian and Jordan, uncut gems addition. 💎 🤣

  • @Ellefields
    @Ellefields Год назад +1

    I came to this podcast via a guest and I'm staying for the adorable friendship. You guys are silly and delightful.

  • @benzolobster
    @benzolobster Год назад +13

    went from zero to gambling with his literal life in maybe five minutes

  • @i_inhalefarts9799
    @i_inhalefarts9799 Год назад +1

    This podcast is quickly becoming one of my all time favorites!

  • @jamesappleton5063
    @jamesappleton5063 Год назад +14

    you guys are my best friends and I mean it !

    • @ronindr
      @ronindr Год назад +4

      .. we'd be friends. :)

  • @plunetzero
    @plunetzero Год назад +6

    Damn ian has some issues he needs to address...

  • @ryancossman9442
    @ryancossman9442 Год назад +14

    Jordan looks cooler than everyone else on todays podcast 😎

  • @Rizza.
    @Rizza. Год назад +9

    this is becoming the only podcast i watch anymore

  • @thepolishbear9538
    @thepolishbear9538 Год назад +22

    This is very quickly becoming my favorite podcast.

    • @ronindr
      @ronindr Год назад +2

      As is, No Need for Apologies... Senor Fidancé should bring Dave... Temple :)

  • @ronindr
    @ronindr Год назад +23

    I love this song .. and this show.

  • @jbw17
    @jbw17 Год назад +5

    just two pals talking about the sleepover they had

  • @ericpettyfishing
    @ericpettyfishing Год назад +11

    I want you guys to recognize that you're ment for eachother. Then have kids and finish your character archs. Stop denying it. Give Jordan the baby she wants and be the Dad you deserve to be.

  • @itsolive1
    @itsolive1 9 месяцев назад +4

    it’s the part where Jordan is quietly mumbling to herself admiring her little guys for me 😂😂

  • @TheAnalogRebellion
    @TheAnalogRebellion Год назад +12

    Any podcast that devolves into Ian manically squeaking is a good podcast.

  • @EJacobsBeats
    @EJacobsBeats Год назад +7

    This pod and AYG are the only pods I look forward to these days. Thank you for a great show

  • @georgesorossevilnose6478
    @georgesorossevilnose6478 Год назад +11

    Just in time to harvest beets and carrots

  • @BensCooking
    @BensCooking Год назад +3

    Love the pod thanks for improving my week

  • @TwoyBwoy
    @TwoyBwoy Год назад +4

    I don't know why it took me so long to find this podcast but just have to say you two are hilarious. Also, nice zip up Ian. Hello from Wisconsin.

  • @BenKizzee
    @BenKizzee Год назад +7

    Patreon Goal- You guys have to go to the track and bet on a few pony races, bring tommy and chris. 🐎🏝

    • @BeinIanPod
      @BeinIanPod  Год назад +6

      That’s such a good idea!!!

    • @tambob82
      @tambob82 Год назад +1

      ​@@BeinIanPodIan, no! We only just getting you out the hole with the hookers. Bad Ian!

    • @BeinIanPod
      @BeinIanPod  Год назад +3

      😇😇😇

  • @ChasityMeans
    @ChasityMeans День назад

    like siblings on Christmas morning. LOVE YALL

  • @vandul9846
    @vandul9846 Год назад +5

    thank you guys so much for sharing!!!!! ❤ means so much I’m so flattered 🙏

  • @TheRickMilano
    @TheRickMilano Год назад +4

    Hot damn! This episode was crazy. Great! Crazy! Keep Skanking Rudies!

  • @davibaby89
    @davibaby89 Год назад +1

    this was the best birthday present. dying laughing but now i want to gamble like this and that's a problem lol

  • @MadeitpastJesus
    @MadeitpastJesus Год назад +5

    I really enjoy Ian's ad reads. ❤

  • @nicklopez85
    @nicklopez85 Год назад

    these two have become my new favorite pod hands down. I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣

  • @trh10001
    @trh10001 Год назад +2

    i noticed all the vandul stuff last week!! i told Cody i was like look they have vandul art now!! sooo cool love vandul!! 💪💪

  • @BrianQuesta
    @BrianQuesta Год назад +4

    jordan is hot

  • @teenagekrabklub
    @teenagekrabklub Год назад +4

    the ease with which Ian could seamlessly join the Whitaker family without even the Whitakers noticing

  • @BooTz303
    @BooTz303 Год назад +4

    This rules, y'all rule, everyone rules! Lezzz Goooo!!!

  • @TheJohnnyvegas22
    @TheJohnnyvegas22 Год назад +2

    Love the podcast, but I prefer the episodes where you make a guest(s) uncomfortable over the episodes where you just make the listener uncomfortable…

  • @amberstevens3387
    @amberstevens3387 Год назад +1

    The look in Ian’s eyes at 1:16:21 belongs in some psychology book somewhere. It’s giving uncut gems

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 Год назад +3

    One of my favorite spazzcasts.

  • @danieltyler4023
    @danieltyler4023 Год назад +7

    Hands down top 5 best podcast

  • @rachelbost8345
    @rachelbost8345 Год назад +4

    This podcast makes the depression go away 🙏🩷

  • @TheDailyPocket
    @TheDailyPocket Год назад +2

    I liked the part where she called him gay and then he called her a bitch.

  • @Shivanand92
    @Shivanand92 Год назад

    Ian did such a great impersonation of the Whitaker man

  • @NikkiNegs
    @NikkiNegs Месяц назад

    This made me laugh all the way through 😂

  • @reallyharsh
    @reallyharsh Год назад +3

    ian + mike recine + nick mullen + mark normand = the four horsemen of the apocalypse
    no other podcast would stand a chance

  • @BPH55
    @BPH55 Год назад +2

    Could you imagine Ian on any drugs or alcohol? The little man is unhinged.

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell Год назад +9

    Ian really found out what “get woke go broke” means with the Peter bet.

  • @chellie7887
    @chellie7887 Месяц назад +1

    Jordon looks like Amy from the big bang theory programme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bennygfx3928
    @bennygfx3928 Год назад +1

    JESUSS I HAV3NT LAUGHED THISHARD IN AWHILE WOWOWOWOWO HAHAHAHHA

  • @marcxratchet
    @marcxratchet Год назад +3

    Finding this podcast has been great lol

  • @taylorsterling1106
    @taylorsterling1106 Год назад +5

    I would pay $100 pay-per-view to watch Ian lose money

  • @oliversanstone6793
    @oliversanstone6793 Год назад

    Luv U guys ! Thanks

  • @andrewford743
    @andrewford743 Год назад +3

    Day am I'm here 4 minutes after the upload And already 48 likes! Y'all rats tails be killing it !

  • @LoudUpstairsNeighbor
    @LoudUpstairsNeighbor Год назад +1

    So why wont this Ian guy admit hes gay if hes sleeping with other men(transgender "women")?

  • @kevinnordavind3119
    @kevinnordavind3119 Год назад +1

    super fun ep

  • @grimace4257
    @grimace4257 Год назад +3

    Love ya Ian xoxo

  • @jayboo22
    @jayboo22 Год назад +5

    only Ian could look at a game of random chance and think that being more confident than his opponent would help him win loool

  • @tmacfan824
    @tmacfan824 Год назад +1

    Ethan, please stop sitting that way, I say this out of love. Unless you are gay and then go for it

  • @brockjohnson3550
    @brockjohnson3550 Год назад +2

    Watching Ian lose all those bets so fast made me laugh harder than I have in a while 🤣🤣

  • @hanjuhbrightside5224
    @hanjuhbrightside5224 Год назад +1

    When Jordan demanded the $100 I had to pause to wipe the tears I was laughing so hard omg "It cost you $100 to not be racist" holy shit

  • @oscarcaceres666
    @oscarcaceres666 Год назад +1

    Might be too soon but are you guys olanning a tour already? Would love to have a pod tour

  • @bobbymarm9978
    @bobbymarm9978 Год назад

    Whoever has Ian in the Comedian Death pool is gonna make bank

  • @tmacfan824
    @tmacfan824 Год назад +2

    You guys need to have War Mode on. Would be a fucking incredible ep

  • @4n1c4
    @4n1c4 4 месяца назад +1

    Lol "little guys hold that" winning her chinese man name bet😅

  • @marenulmer7355
    @marenulmer7355 Год назад +1

    GIVE ETHAN THE MONEY I WAS ROOTING FOR JORDAN JUST SO HE COULD GET HIS BAG SMHHHH

  • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
    @chickenmanmackenzie3525 Год назад

    20 mins in and its just been Ray Whittaker barking

  • @tech_nog4520
    @tech_nog4520 Год назад +3

    I needed this episode the way ian needed that W at the end

  • @4nnunaki
    @4nnunaki Год назад +3

    yall need to get married. like for real. its so obvious you guys are in love.

  • @codydaigle4354
    @codydaigle4354 Год назад +1

    I've never seen any one rapid cycle the 5 stages of grief

  • @tmacfan824
    @tmacfan824 Год назад

    I like how Ian does the Tim Dillon method of ad reads (making them goofy and funny)

  • @adampominski1
    @adampominski1 Год назад +3

    Ian should def get a gold tooth

  • @Cupotee
    @Cupotee Год назад +1

    Lol Ian saying how did I lose all that money so fast

  • @peterbasilejr8988
    @peterbasilejr8988 Год назад +1

    Holy moly! I'm dying! 😅 What was that? #chaos 😂 Amazing pod... Made my whole day! 👊 Luv u guys! 💙 #comedysaveslives

  • @B0BGN4RLY
    @B0BGN4RLY Год назад +1

    Did you guys fugg? I feel like you guys fugged

  • @justinleen100
    @justinleen100 Год назад +2

    This podcast and ymh make my week's so much better!

    • @nicolejaurequi8369
      @nicolejaurequi8369 Год назад

      Definitely made me understand how Native is a gambling addict 😂