Bein’ Ian With Jordan Episode 059: Deeze Melons W/ Sal Vulcano

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @BeinIanPod
    @BeinIanPod  Год назад +23

    Patreon.com/beinianpod to get bonus solo eps weekly, early releases, and extra stuff like music playlists & adventure specials!
    Thanks for diggin the show and supporting us!
    Xo,
    BIWJ

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Год назад +2

      Ian we love you buddy, please don't vape AND smoke burnies in the same day, it absolutely destroys your respiratory system so much more doing both.1 or the other brother, I am sure you have noticed how shitty your lungs feel doing both, no shade for smoking, I would know from experience dude.

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Год назад

      Buzz's gf inhome alone -woof, was played by somebody on the camera crews son. They dressed him up like a girl bc they thought having a real little girl and calling her ugly was mean spirited

    • @DamTheKid
      @DamTheKid Год назад

      Sal is an unfunny hack bore

  • @carriemroczkowski9409
    @carriemroczkowski9409 Год назад +94

    I’ve been loving seeing Sal on some pods lately. Adore him!

    • @iliketurtles8918
      @iliketurtles8918 Год назад +4

      It's almost like he's on a tour trying to promote something, or something.

    • @carriemroczkowski9409
      @carriemroczkowski9409 Год назад

      @@iliketurtles8918 yes! That’s what I thought too.

    • @rednoble
      @rednoble Год назад +1

      Doesn't he have one or two of his own?

    • @carriemroczkowski9409
      @carriemroczkowski9409 Год назад +1

      @@rednoble He does:) No Presh is great!

    • @Uncle_Duck
      @Uncle_Duck Год назад +3

      All the same day apparently

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull Год назад +263

    Jordan is the hottest sleep paralysis demon.

    • @StadiumHandz
      @StadiumHandz Год назад +4

      You like horseys 🐴

    • @dannyphantom1593
      @dannyphantom1593 Год назад +1

      I swear I have seen that smile somewhere

    • @goldenb2256
      @goldenb2256 Год назад

      Not even

    • @Norvillescoobs
      @Norvillescoobs Год назад +4

      Hell yeah he is!

    • @edsharp1982
      @edsharp1982 Год назад +4

      Someone posted this exact sentence the other week. Are you copying RUclips comments? That makes me profoundly sad. Great work.

  • @5Kool-Kidd
    @5Kool-Kidd Год назад +56

    Sal is either doing back-to-back guest spots or getting a percentage on the sales of his shirt

    • @Sunflowerr1516
      @Sunflowerr1516 Год назад +3

      I mean, Ian has been wearing the same shorts for like months😂

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Год назад +9

      Big ziti represent!

    • @highandtight5544
      @highandtight5544 Год назад +4

      I'm assuming yes to both hahaha

    • @juwannablomie
      @juwannablomie Год назад

      shout out to the bozos@@theramplocal

    • @chockentonders2153
      @chockentonders2153 Год назад +2

      I mean they’ll go back to back for a lot of these pods, they dig out time in a day for it, it’s 2 New York pods lol

  • @UnlimitedChill655
    @UnlimitedChill655 Год назад +27

    Love to see Sal with Ian and Jordan. It will be an amazing time.

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop Год назад +10

    This is only comedy pod that I often replay once it finishes,
    May be a "wild ride" but its also a fun one and I always catch things I missed during the first time around

  • @DTTWOPP
    @DTTWOPP Год назад +39

    Guys weekend at the beach w Ian and his dad before he died made me cry while feeding my 9 month old son. I hate that for u, Ian. U rule dude.

    • @z3r0x456
      @z3r0x456 Год назад +1

      Couldn't keep the babes away 😢

  • @Blooperman122334
    @Blooperman122334 Год назад +23

    Jordan is looking purely radiant in this episode. She beams with the softness and brilliance of a full moon.

  • @goodvibes.9956
    @goodvibes.9956 Год назад +4

    im just finding out right now that Ian was a teacher and he went to NYU makes so much sense (the teacher part) hes got a lovely personality similar to one of a great teacher

  • @peterpaidnyc
    @peterpaidnyc Год назад +7

    Thank You @SalVulcano for the mention!!

  • @Shimansaji
    @Shimansaji Год назад +18

    Sal’s ransom email bit is legendary!

    • @BeinIanPod
      @BeinIanPod  Год назад +8

      Unmatched the pics are amazing

  • @therealaaron8767
    @therealaaron8767 Год назад +10

    Sal is absolutely the best kind of guy!

  • @krispingkii1348
    @krispingkii1348 Год назад +3

    When Sal told this story on his What Say You podcast years ago, he also posted pictures. I laughed so hard at my desk in the worst silently snorty-giggles. It is a great story. The photos are amazing and unbelievably hilarious. I used to look at them occasionally to cheer me up.

  • @JamesAnderson-ju3vb
    @JamesAnderson-ju3vb Год назад +10

    WOW! My favorite podcast is BACK!
    As a dangerously undermedicated, emotionally subnormal shut-in I can say authoritatively that THIS show is NUMBER ONE!
    I was going to spend the rest of my morning sending threatening letters (written in crayon) to former guests of the long-defunct Opie and Anthony show, but it looks like that'll have to wait until after lunch!
    Love you Ian! Love you Jordan!

  • @theshotheard
    @theshotheard Год назад +4

    There’s honestly no better feeling than seen a new episode of Beeneen with Jordan on the computer screeneen.

  • @jjayyy94
    @jjayyy94 Год назад +7

    Ian’s shirt ?!!?!!!!!!!!!!! Fire.

  • @parrent666
    @parrent666 Год назад +4

    Sal is going through all the pods this week and I am loving it!

  • @TheAshleywiggins
    @TheAshleywiggins Год назад +10

    Fun fact :
    The narrator of A Christmas Story is the guy that wrote it, Jean Shepherd.

    • @jasonwalz
      @jasonwalz Год назад +3

      Came here to say this. Thank you. He had me questioning my movie knowledge

  • @99alskdjfhg
    @99alskdjfhg Год назад +11

    Can’t wait for Jordan’s special 🤗

    • @johnadams9514
      @johnadams9514 Год назад +1

      It’s been shelved indefinitely for being late to the Real Ass Podcast

  • @bayleiweed75
    @bayleiweed75 Год назад +2

    I thought I was dreaming when I woke up to check the Monday pod lists and saw the babe Sal on bein Ian?! Can't wait buckle up.

  • @bobbymarm9978
    @bobbymarm9978 Год назад +6

    🙏 this podcast is a necessity for my week - who else sings the theme song? So glad they didn’t change it … with Jordan 🐱

  • @NeverGoFullJeff
    @NeverGoFullJeff Год назад +4

    When "Lord of the Flies" was mentioned... I thought it was a missed oppertunity to call Ian the "Lord of the Bi's"... LOL

  • @CAPSTRES
    @CAPSTRES Год назад +5

    Singing along with the opening ALWAYS gives me tingles. ❤

  • @Br_ittany1119
    @Br_ittany1119 Год назад +4

    The pants story is so funny! I love the time he put into it. 😂😂

  • @Ola_youtube22
    @Ola_youtube22 Год назад +3

    Never seen Jordan and Ian so calm around the guest.

  • @CHEERS_MATE.
    @CHEERS_MATE. Год назад +31

    . IAN: "It wasn't a rabbit? He killed a PUPPY!?! Blow His Head Off, KILL him!!"
    JORDAN: "Right but then he ALSO killed the girlfriend!"
    IAN: "Well, things happen ............................................. 😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @THE.GOAT..
      @THE.GOAT.. Год назад +1

      🤣Ian drops so many gems, some of those jewels just drop thru the cracks

  • @thapalemexican
    @thapalemexican Год назад +9

    Love the episodes with just you two but when there’s amazing guests like Sexy Sal the pod is taken to another level

  • @BrawlRobloxAndGo
    @BrawlRobloxAndGo Год назад +1

    Excited for this and saving for work tomorrow!

  • @DarkDecimus
    @DarkDecimus Год назад +4

    I did some of the graffiti on the RV, thanks for having my stuff on every episode!!
    Lol 😉

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Год назад +2

      Dude super sick! That rules

    • @KeyDyer
      @KeyDyer 3 месяца назад

      Hell yah weekly ups lol

  • @Tepyr
    @Tepyr Год назад +6

    57:33 Ian's face of pure betrayal 😂😂

  • @DarkDecimus
    @DarkDecimus Год назад +7

    Sal using child's scissors instead of a razor blade, shows how much Sal isn't about that life. 😂😂

  • @hokurakensei6958
    @hokurakensei6958 Год назад +1

    Christmas Story is my favorite movie and rewatch every year ❤
    And I love narration!!!

  • @zombietako9036
    @zombietako9036 Год назад +4

    The only podcast I've considered paying for the patreon

    • @bossaudio12
      @bossaudio12 Год назад +3

      AYG and MSSP are worth it for patreon

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Год назад +2

      Shotout Dawgs, homies and bozos

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 4 месяца назад

      ​@@theramplocal🤘😁🐺☯️☮️🍄💚👁️⚛️♾️

  • @kaybee8580
    @kaybee8580 Год назад +4

    Jordan learning about Sal's Jaden Smith tattoos was delightful.

  • @bossaudio12
    @bossaudio12 Год назад +3

    Please never change the intro, it's to good

  • @rambo6796
    @rambo6796 Год назад +9

    Jordan is 🔥❤❤

  • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
    @chickenmanmackenzie3525 Год назад +6

    there couldn't be one person on earth (other than the pants lady) who could dislike sal vulcano

  • @hatcha6639
    @hatcha6639 Год назад +4

    Little monsters was and still is the movie I I would constantly watch

  • @happyevil5735
    @happyevil5735 Год назад +1

    I love you guys, you make my life better!!!❤❤❤❤

  • @shanelawrence308
    @shanelawrence308 Год назад +9

    Big Ziti in tha house

  • @goveg1976
    @goveg1976 3 месяца назад

    Best intro music/video of all!

  • @blueindaface
    @blueindaface Год назад +4

    Sal's story about the ransom note should be created as a skit😂

  • @AHappySpace
    @AHappySpace Год назад +6

    Sal doing all these pods the same day with the same outfit?? That right there is a hustler! Love sal, and love this pod as well!

  • @Smiley-Coyote
    @Smiley-Coyote 4 месяца назад

    I love all 3 of you equally! Y'all are hilarious together! Please bring Sal back ASAP!! You and Jordan always make me laugh when its just youz twoz goofballs and I JUST saw Sal's special a week ago, laughed my balls off, and i watched Ian and Jordan's specials when they came out, loved them, so fucking funny, i had no doubts about how funny they'd be, and they are HILARIOUS. Much love and respect from a guy in ATX. 😂😁🍄💚
    .

  • @GokusGoat
    @GokusGoat Год назад +1

    If jordan doesn’t watch home alone, I’m never watching this podcast again

  • @BuzzyJumper
    @BuzzyJumper Год назад +9

    Boi zone sounds like the ska club Ian hits after doing his show

  • @scottoneil8618
    @scottoneil8618 Год назад +6

    IAN! IAN! Stay with the vape my man. 100%. It only takes about two months to adjust and your breathing will improve more than you can know. DO IT!

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool Год назад +1

      Yeah vaping and smoking cigarettes at the same time is the issue, not just the vape.

  • @jennhansonxlove
    @jennhansonxlove Год назад +6

    Shoutout to the babes if you’re watching! Love Sal 🥰

  • @eddieb270
    @eddieb270 Год назад +1

    I watched the outsiders today for the first time and then when you started talking about it it freaked me out

  • @hybridcypher8995
    @hybridcypher8995 Год назад +1

    I agree with Jordan, the Green Mile and Of Mice & Men is basically the same movie

  • @kaodik
    @kaodik Год назад +2

    Great stuff

  • @sintoastburner2028
    @sintoastburner2028 7 месяцев назад

    The ad is top tier that’s genius and hilarious

  • @therealaaron8767
    @therealaaron8767 Год назад +1

    I love and relate to Sal’s comfort pillow (no hard corners)

  • @CHEERS_MATE.
    @CHEERS_MATE. Год назад +3

    11:51 Don't get Sal being bothered having prior smoked himself. The smell of exhaled smoke (having quit for years myself) is like experiencing a drug without taking one. Scent just lights my brain up

    • @michael3448
      @michael3448 Год назад +1

      the smell of secondhand smoked is digusting. It's gross outdoors, but even more so indoors. It just lingers. I smoked for over 10 years, and quit 10 years ago.

    • @auroraborealis13579
      @auroraborealis13579 Год назад +2

      Cause we’re all different. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @MrSmilder
    @MrSmilder Год назад

    Could we get a Holiday Patreon Special, Jordan and Ian Home Alone 1 watch along. I'm sure we could all use it with the holidays coming up. Getting drunk and watching home alone 1 yall, is all I want.

  • @kevinwright2219
    @kevinwright2219 Год назад +1

    I’m from Newport Delaware 😂 shout out

  • @89VPons
    @89VPons Год назад

    I normally don’t watch podcasts but Jordan is nice to look at

  • @jessrussovlogs
    @jessrussovlogs Год назад +2

    Love Sal and he's looking great! 😍😍

  • @Ratigun
    @Ratigun Год назад +2

    Oh Sal on Bein Ian... fucking terrific you guys

  • @chalkfarm11
    @chalkfarm11 Год назад +1

    Ethan is a legend for finding Sal's pants pic and putting it on screen.

  • @JessicaKay
    @JessicaKay Год назад +2

    Sal's energy meshes really well with them. This is one of my favoeire episodes of the pod so far!

  • @conormcginnity1353
    @conormcginnity1353 Год назад +3

    What time does Pants for Ransom play?

  • @Banjo_Dyed
    @Banjo_Dyed 4 месяца назад

    Sal is def an all time guest!

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 Год назад

    28:34 This conversation reminds me of the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode, “Frank Shoots Every Member of the Gang”.

  • @STSGuitar16
    @STSGuitar16 Год назад +1

    Lmao Sal must’ve done like five pods on this same day. He’s wearing the same outfit in like three other recent pods that I’ve seen 😂

  • @Flowerbih
    @Flowerbih Год назад +1

    That pant story is unhinged in the best way😂😂😂😂

  • @robertruiz98
    @robertruiz98 Год назад +2

    I remember being young seeing Home Alone 3 on the TV Guide looked forward to it until the day I can watch it and then was so flippin mad when I saw no one in it that I knew

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Год назад +2

      Dude I watched it when I stayed home from school one day. I almost wish I wld have went to school that day

  • @lanceoliver3827
    @lanceoliver3827 Год назад

    Don't you dare change that theme song!!! That's the only theme song I'm compelled to sing along with everytime! It's a Wild Ride!🕺🕺🕺

  • @BallerTWashington
    @BallerTWashington Год назад +1

    Jordan should be wearing a shirt that says, "You better think about it, baby"

  • @KnightofMuses
    @KnightofMuses Год назад

    Can't wait to see Sal tape his special!

  • @allstopblue5717
    @allstopblue5717 Год назад

    I subscribed equally for Ian and Jordan. Just wanted to make that known

  • @melllyann
    @melllyann Год назад

    LOVE ALL OF YOU

  • @Okey-McDokey
    @Okey-McDokey Год назад +2

    No more vape for Ian 😂

  • @GlassDanimals
    @GlassDanimals Год назад

    I love y’all sm

  • @Tigerette
    @Tigerette Год назад +6

    Ian's got music in his veins, how after Sal and Jordan continue talking when the songs over but the rapping continued pouring from Ian who moments later is pulling albums creating a bit with their titles.
    Plus you just can sense it in him

    • @Tedtt655
      @Tedtt655 Год назад

      Hi Ian

    • @Tigerette
      @Tigerette Год назад

      @@Tedtt655 Stop playing! I thought he was here!

  • @verenicelopez7490
    @verenicelopez7490 Год назад +2

    Omg! Poor Sal, he did not know what he was getting into. The nicest man in comedy with the weirdest duo around.😂

  • @youtubedrifter5594
    @youtubedrifter5594 Год назад

    Nice one guys

  • @moralhazard1
    @moralhazard1 Год назад

    25:25 Sal looking around to add to the bit 🤣

  • @tambob82
    @tambob82 Год назад +1

    Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome
    First Blood
    Sister Act
    Terminator 2
    Foxfire
    Dirty Dancing
    Watched 'em all, week in week out. Old cartoon intros are THE SHIT!!!

  • @justing7490
    @justing7490 Год назад +1

    Hes lived in the same apartment for 16 years. He paid that whole mortgage... Classic Ian

  • @iliketurtles8918
    @iliketurtles8918 Год назад +2

    When Jordan does that lispy, mocking voice, I come alive.

  • @SB-io7le
    @SB-io7le Год назад

    Best intro song 🎵 😂

  • @suezeeeeee
    @suezeeeeee Год назад

    Loved your Español 😊

  • @mokslim3201
    @mokslim3201 Год назад

    I get Jordan with Home Alone 2. I was the same with Terminator 2 for a very long time.

  • @ktl337mom4
    @ktl337mom4 Год назад

    Ian said my name so many times I was summoned to this video 😮

  • @SlyFunkyMonk
    @SlyFunkyMonk Год назад

    Sal being cast as the Spy from Team Fortress is favorite piece of gaming trivia

  • @nickpanacci3055
    @nickpanacci3055 Год назад +1

    This episode is stronger than any SSRI on the market

  • @HeyO79
    @HeyO79 Год назад

    The intro song is great

  • @JosephTiseo123
    @JosephTiseo123 Год назад

    Why is the clock always set to 11:30? 😂

    • @GrilledCharlie
      @GrilledCharlie 3 месяца назад

      Because they don't know how to replace the battery

  • @franciscovega2042
    @franciscovega2042 Год назад +1

    Making smoke and having pokes.

  • @higherstandard710
    @higherstandard710 Год назад +3

    New drug line. “ don’t vape just wait”

  • @Katet92
    @Katet92 10 месяцев назад

    If you have not watched Sal do the pants story on this is not happening, go right now and watch it on RUclips. It’s one of my favorite comedy sets of all time.

  • @Ricardo12119
    @Ricardo12119 Год назад

    i love Ian spaeaking spanish in the ADDS!!!!!!!

  • @tylrbass
    @tylrbass 8 месяцев назад

    In Jordan's defense, if we're talking Terminator it's always the 2nd one that comes to mind.

  • @nuggdoobz2294
    @nuggdoobz2294 2 месяца назад

    Holy shit that Pic of Sal in those pants had me rolling

  • @Julian-Yuki
    @Julian-Yuki Год назад

    Did Sal just recorded "Bein' Ian", "We Might Be Drunk" and "Are You Garbage" all in the same day? Lol
    The man IT IS really busy!

  • @SafeTea
    @SafeTea Год назад +2

    SAL IS LOOKING THIN BOI!!!!!

  • @MikeJones-iz1qq
    @MikeJones-iz1qq Год назад

    Ian's Babble Ad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pay him extra

  • @5cent27
    @5cent27 Год назад +1

    Jean Shepherd narrated a Christmas story.

  • @imjustasbadasu
    @imjustasbadasu Год назад

    The keyboard was the Casio SK1