Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 035 : Corporeal Offering

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  • Опубликовано: 11 июл 2024
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    Chapters:
    0:00 - Intro
    0:43 - Blowing Of The Shofar
    3:16 - Tug Boat
    6:25 - You Look Sick
    9:26 - Changing Names ??
    20:49 - F*ck B&H
    23:04 - Tales From A Patient
    29:22 - ADS
    34:37 - Go To Plane Movie
    38:09 - The Gang Gets Gold Stars
    41:45 - Oopsie Poopsie
    45:09 - Banana Man
    50:32 - The “Blind” Man
    53:00 - Upcoming LIVE shows !
    56:35 - Libertarianism
    1:00:00 - Failed Prank Call
    1:05:00 - End of show / PLUGS
    1:09:40 - OUTRO
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    Produced/Edited by: Ethan Dupree
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Комментарии • 286

  • @ReallyBigBrother
    @ReallyBigBrother Год назад +95

    Bruh listening to Jordan’s mom makes Jordan make so much more sense 😂😂😂

    • @chriswarnick4893
      @chriswarnick4893 Год назад +2

      Listen to Dadmeat where she goes off it might be the funniest 5 minutes in podcast history

  • @JackPiLope
    @JackPiLope Год назад +25

    I will always love Bein Ian's Intro. Especially him dancing next to that charred RV.

  • @GrimKardashian
    @GrimKardashian Год назад +62

    Jordan’s mom nailed it on the Rat Stuff.

  • @slayskool1964
    @slayskool1964 Год назад +123

    I rewrote your theme song. It's called 'Peein' on Ian'.

  • @dirtblockandfriends
    @dirtblockandfriends Год назад +16

    Jordan's mom saying "so F***ING TRUE!" had me dying that was so funny.. happens at 17:32

    • @alexcoyg3281
      @alexcoyg3281 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂killed me

  • @syd5380
    @syd5380 Год назад +7

    The theme song has literally been stuck in my head for two days and that means it's too late to change the name

  • @quinnblaqk1090
    @quinnblaqk1090 Год назад +12

    I won't lie I love when it's just you guys

  • @sikalikane1838
    @sikalikane1838 Год назад +48

    Would be stupid to change the name right when the pod is starting to blow up lol. Also, Bein Ian w/Jordan sounds good and the intro rules. Rat Brain would be a decent band name tho

    • @TheBamBamSavage
      @TheBamBamSavage Год назад +2

      Intro is sooooo good!

    • @nextbizzy
      @nextbizzy Год назад +7

      Yes do not change name

    • @MadeitpastJesus
      @MadeitpastJesus Год назад +1

      Totally

    • @joneseee11
      @joneseee11 Год назад +1

      @@nextbizzy this^ if u really really want/need to, just change it to Me'n Ian and keep the same intro...it will still sound the same (ps don't ref any rat crap, just reminds me of theo von)

    • @ricksanchez5696
      @ricksanchez5696 Год назад +1

      *LOOK UP EDDIE GRIFFIN IN UNDERCOVER BROTHER SINGING EBONY AND IVERY AND TELL ME THATS NOT IAN FIDANCE*

  • @corwinchapman4565
    @corwinchapman4565 10 месяцев назад +9

    Calling Everything Everywhere All At Once a 'cringe acid trip' is a bold stance

  • @ItsOver9000Productions
    @ItsOver9000Productions Год назад +6

    Bein Ian with Jordan is perfect. Don't change it or the theme. Also, just the two of you guys is honestly better than most guests. You two are hilarious.

  • @nextbizzy
    @nextbizzy Год назад +15

    DO NOT CHANGE THE THEME SONG. 😢😢😢😢😢 it lifts my spirit every time.

  • @jamesappleton5063
    @jamesappleton5063 Год назад +13

    God bless you bro, I need you and Jordan in these times .

  • @Highlikeheaven89
    @Highlikeheaven89 Год назад +7

    I haven't loved a podcast this much since I discovered YMH years ago. I missed this feeling, it's like falling in love for the first time 😂

  • @DarkDecimus
    @DarkDecimus Год назад +2

    12 pieces of tape isn't enough to hang your Ghostbusters flag, Ian! You need MORE!

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Год назад +10

    Matrix ?? Simulation talk ?? Jordan’s mom RULES!!

  • @bmfrandomness1565
    @bmfrandomness1565 Год назад +9

    I like Bein Ian. But, I love the opportunity to do a ducktales themed "RatTales" logo. 🤣😂🤣

  • @nikoschopshop
    @nikoschopshop Год назад +9

    This is a good The Adam Friedland Show The Podcast style podcast episode. Thanks.

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor Год назад

      Stop being gay

  • @nate433
    @nate433 Год назад +5

    That i shot the sheriff bit NEEDS to be on stage. it's soo good

  • @blonded1
    @blonded1 Год назад +41

    IAN, i am 38 with downs syndrome and want tatooes just like you so i drewed myself with sherpie pen but they wash off

    • @ricksanchez5696
      @ricksanchez5696 Год назад +4

      *But mr buscemi we know you have downs but arent you in your 60s now* ?

  • @HBZ
    @HBZ Год назад +8

    What are you guys gonna talk about when you finally change the name? It's like a cornerstone of every episode so far. Will they? Won't they? It's a beautiful tale of love, pain and triumph. I just don't know where the show will go when this epoch has finally been resolved.

  • @Mattblk1
    @Mattblk1 Год назад +5

    Me n’ Ian is the best I’ve seen thus far

  • @Totescolin
    @Totescolin Год назад +8

    Anytime Ian is the voice of reason twice in an episode i assume the episode has been demonitized.

  • @surlygoosegamer6264
    @surlygoosegamer6264 Год назад +8

    "Stepmom stuck in the couch" w/ Jordan Jensen

  • @tmacfan824
    @tmacfan824 Год назад +6

    One of the funniest comedy podcasts there is!

  • @buns7136
    @buns7136 Год назад +4

    Jordan's impression of her mom is so good!

  • @TehBigMoose
    @TehBigMoose Год назад +3

    This is exactly what two people in a coffee shop in the early 1900's producing amazing art sounded and looked like.

  • @MarqusBones
    @MarqusBones Год назад +1

    This is my favorite fuckin podcast!!! Your show is so compelling that I'm about to rewatch it for the 3 or 4 time🤤💻. Thanks for all the laughs. Peace and love.✌🏽❤️

  • @chriskasatka2095
    @chriskasatka2095 Год назад +1

    Ian's ad reads are the greatest thing in podcasting atm.😂

  • @taylorsterling1106
    @taylorsterling1106 Год назад +2

    Me and Ian with Jordan

    • @tsedubgyatso
      @tsedubgyatso Год назад

      It’s the logical choice , and therefore won’t be the one they use 😂

  • @likesunflowers
    @likesunflowers 3 месяца назад

    The Banshees of Inisherin was indeed the BEST movie. I watched it about 10 times in a week.

  • @josiahs9559
    @josiahs9559 Год назад +1

    I’ve discovered Incendiary a few months back they’re such an amazing band and now Ian and Jordan are talking about them and having them on the pod I love the hardcore talk on the podcast.

  • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
    @goatpepperherbaltea7895 Год назад +16

    This is some good radio also don’t fuck everything up and change the good ass name you guys have 😂

  • @GANJreTheGiant
    @GANJreTheGiant Год назад +5

    Did Jordan just call herself on the phone?

  • @bobbymarm9978
    @bobbymarm9978 Год назад +1

    4:44 is why I listen - my new fav show

  • @MrPittsSox
    @MrPittsSox Год назад +2

    Rat Scallions
    ya'll always peeling those onions...

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Год назад +2

    I tried not to write it this time but after Jordan’s home improvement then ruff ruff .. come on .. too cute !! Jordan the cutest lesbian tree trunk EVER 🙏🏾

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499 Год назад

    Both of u are brilliant
    Always enjoy

  • @AnnaCo1
    @AnnaCo1 5 месяцев назад

    Ian's ad reads are so unhinged and I expect nothing less

  • @aburns89
    @aburns89 Год назад +1

    I personally like the meow

  • @hollynewton2550
    @hollynewton2550 8 месяцев назад +2

    17:11 is priceless

  • @mikeyyeda4892
    @mikeyyeda4892 8 месяцев назад

    homeless banana guy story while Ian is rubbing lotion on Jordan's tattoo was the best, i just starting watching your guys podcast and mostly with guests, i knew episodes with just you two would be a different concentrated greatness... i hope they ship banana man here to Oahu, because they actually do ship homeless people here from other states

  • @Ex-pe1wx
    @Ex-pe1wx Год назад

    23:00 I loved Thursday too. Circa 2003 at The Showbox downtown Seattle. I had so much youthful fun that show. 😘

  • @Estudiante_paulinne
    @Estudiante_paulinne Год назад +2

    Ian’s right: Jordan does look especially pretty.
    I love your face and skin. I think you remind me of Buster Keaton in the best way.

  • @petertschann-grimm1468
    @petertschann-grimm1468 Год назад +3

    adderall hour is hilarious and might double the listenership for real

  • @FRM101
    @FRM101 Год назад +1

    29:23 life hack - NEVER skip past Ian's commercials

  • @katiebckr
    @katiebckr Год назад +1

    Haha & Hardcore: with Ian and Jordan

  • @SmokestackRelics
    @SmokestackRelics 11 месяцев назад

    Thay Lucy ad was the best ad read ive ever seen 😂❤❤❤

  • @cameronsnyder1246
    @cameronsnyder1246 Год назад

    Yall were amazing at Moontower! Also cant wait for my tiny cameo 😅

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 Год назад

    Best Pod name ever

  • @twistedadjust
    @twistedadjust Год назад +3

    Jordan’s skull tattoo is super nice ❤

    • @twistedadjust
      @twistedadjust Год назад +1

      Also Ian re taping the ghostbusters flag was hilarious

    • @anthonybogus5688
      @anthonybogus5688 Год назад +1

      Yes & she’s super nice herself 💜

  • @Docoloco123
    @Docoloco123 5 месяцев назад

    So glad they didn't change the title.

  • @rvbball1
    @rvbball1 Год назад

    Love Thursday

  • @ericflynn6787
    @ericflynn6787 Год назад +1

    Don’t change the name, nor the song. Jordan contributes so much to the show but the essence is Ian-the Delaware Den vibe is all him, and everyone knows how much Ian values and loves Jordan so all is well and copacetic

  • @AloisWeimar
    @AloisWeimar Год назад +1

    Gotta Go Podcast with Ian and Jordan, +1 for the HxC song reference

  • @jlebron12
    @jlebron12 Год назад +2

    Gotta stop doing drugs…proceeds to smoke cigarettes non stop 😂

    • @hithere4719
      @hithere4719 Год назад

      Cigarettes strengthen the lungs and make the brain faster 👍🏻

  • @IosefDzhugashvili
    @IosefDzhugashvili Год назад +2

    i love the name of the pod tho

  • @carmeloramos3736
    @carmeloramos3736 Год назад +2

    Keep the name it’s great

  • @ubertalldude
    @ubertalldude Год назад +3

    Thanks for talking about being sober. Never realized how much weed and beer were affecting my life until I stopped last month

  • @DuderofDudeness
    @DuderofDudeness 11 дней назад +1

    The Psychotic Mania Podcast w/Ian and Jordan

  • @daniellelazenby3397
    @daniellelazenby3397 Год назад +5

    I think you shouldn’t change the name or the song.

  • @turtferguson4831
    @turtferguson4831 8 месяцев назад +1

    Their moms are great 😂

    • @turtferguson4831
      @turtferguson4831 8 месяцев назад

      Jordan's mom should have been a stand up

  • @JR-rz1br
    @JR-rz1br Год назад +1

    The Woof Den with Ian and Jordan.

  • @joshuamcgovern6587
    @joshuamcgovern6587 Год назад +2

    Free Jordan

  • @debrasprowls107
    @debrasprowls107 Год назад +2

    Don't change the name.

  • @kellyinCT09
    @kellyinCT09 Год назад

    "NO Dog! Ruff Ruffruff!" 😂☠️

  • @thekillers1stfan
    @thekillers1stfan Год назад

    Jordan is for sure correct about Banshees of Insherin vs Everything all together all at once

  • @holdthedoor8130
    @holdthedoor8130 Год назад

    Hell yeah dude

  • @MikeJones-iz1qq
    @MikeJones-iz1qq Год назад +1

    Bein Ian with Jordan is a funny name because it implies Jordan is an afterthought but she's undeniably equally hilarious. Plays into the dynamic. Yes, not egalitarian and reinforces a hierarchy but Jordan's too good to deny. Subtly making her a underclass on the pod serves her comedy. Also the current theme is flawless. I'm sure whatever the new title and theme will be will also be amazing so I won't be sad as long as you keep making this beautiful pod experience.

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG Год назад +2

    Ian just hides his Benzo addiction as medication lol 7:25

  • @txtacos817-3
    @txtacos817-3 Год назад +1

    Jordan’s Mom is awesome

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG Год назад +2

    Oh man if this is the type of people who have tattoos I’m really regretting mine…

  • @ZaklnGritch
    @ZaklnGritch Год назад

    I love you Jordan

  • @biancatalbert5472
    @biancatalbert5472 Год назад

    I like bein ian with Jordan

  • @JG-jy7pe
    @JG-jy7pe Год назад

    ians ads are hilarious lmaoooo

  • @JustHarrison395
    @JustHarrison395 Год назад +1

    Woofs (wolves)woofin' - with Jordain

  • @Eric________
    @Eric________ Год назад

    Can't wait til Ian gets his 'Woof' tattoo 🐺

  • @00Katie00
    @00Katie00 Год назад

    I do really like the name of the podcast.

  • @mikejohnson4219
    @mikejohnson4219 11 месяцев назад +1

    The theme song got stuck in my head I think that's what you want

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Год назад

    I love you mom and dad, I know it didn't mean much while I said it to you while growing up but as an adult I have the confidence to be upfront finally. I fall asleep to Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus every night now💗
    *it was nice hearing grandma on the phone for the first time she really does sound like a dyke

  • @sofialetramp
    @sofialetramp Год назад +1

    Wolves don’t woof!! 😂😂 They growl and grumble

  • @SammyTwo
    @SammyTwo Год назад +1

    14:05 Siri actually called MY mom lol

  • @KerriHooper
    @KerriHooper Год назад +1

    Just keep the name!

  • @wyatt199x3
    @wyatt199x3 Год назад

    Rat Brain sound's cooler to me that Rat Tales

  • @ritardstrength5169
    @ritardstrength5169 Год назад +4

    Please don’t change the name

  • @Gamefreak2079
    @Gamefreak2079 Год назад

    The ford vs ferrari answer ❤

  • @ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276
    @ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276 Год назад +1

    Classic Ian 17:09

  • @neilbridges81
    @neilbridges81 Год назад

    Human tails, dog tails, cat tails, moose tails, elephant tails, rabbit tails, fox tails, nose tails, tongue tails, snail tail, whale tail, the place behind the knee tail

  • @natebartley1814
    @natebartley1814 Год назад

    Shofar so good

  • @crunchycrails1436
    @crunchycrails1436 8 месяцев назад

    I dont understand the ‘need’ to over share therapy stories. Thanks for powering through ian 😂

  • @jgil5
    @jgil5 Год назад

    i don't know if i would have got that silence of the lambs reference

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 Год назад

    @20:43 CLIP IT.
    Yall are highlarious

  • @TimeGallon
    @TimeGallon Месяц назад

    I like the idea of Jordan being dragged into this against her will.
    Don’t change the name.

  • @russellmullen4129
    @russellmullen4129 Год назад +1

    An episode titled "Geein' Ian" where Ms Jensen rises upon a saddled Ian?

  • @rworded
    @rworded Год назад

    Keep the name!

  • @niteshade8546
    @niteshade8546 Год назад +1

    She means "Bonzo goes to bitburg" not "my brain is hanging upside-down" on that Ramones song. Had to be said.

  • @verenicelopez7490
    @verenicelopez7490 Год назад

    SKAttered with Ian and Jordan

  • @Dwayne9
    @Dwayne9 Год назад +3

    What's hilarious is that the dynamic between Jordan & Ian is literally parallel to the marriage in Everything everywhere all at once .

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Год назад

    "It puts the lotion in the basket..."

  • @jobananas3052
    @jobananas3052 Год назад

    I like Rat Brain, I like Bein Ian with Jordan (and the song a lot) ... Could Ian maybe Keep Bein Ian as his solo or 1 on 1 with a guest?

  • @pravkdey
    @pravkdey Год назад

    Daym Jordan is goin Ian tnite!