Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 047: Sho-Ming The Money! W/ James Mattern & Simeon Goodson
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- Опубликовано: 5 авг 2024
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Chapters :
0:00 - INTRO
0:44 - Blowing Of The Shofar
3:00 - Upstairs Is The Secrets Place !
7:06 - The Real Beavis & Butthead
10:06 - A Ding Ding and A Dong Dong
12:44 - What’s Wrong With You Guys ?
14:40 - Get The Taser !
17:22 - Jordan and The Sheet Cake
22:16 - You Made It Creepy
27:18 - China’s Number 1
29:50 - Free Jocelyn Chia
30:45 - I Thought This Was Sound Check
32:58 - ADS
37:00 - Simeon’s Doing A Special
41:55 - Can’t Have Your Sheet Cake & Eat It Too
44:24 - Norris Flemming
50:30 - Sho-Ming The Money !
52:48 - We Stand With Chia
59:11 - Relax Norris
1:00:22 - Finding Simfeld
1:03:08 - This Is A Fever Dream
1:05:45 - Plugs
1:08:32 - OUTRO
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"Am I yelling??"-Ian Fidance 2023
Jordan definitely looks like Bird Person from Rick and Morty 😂
She's tammy. Eating bird persons food.
This pod is schizophrenic, I love how the guests are so annoyed by the hosts’ ADHD and J&J are complete oblivious…fun to watch 😂
Jordan is a force to be reckoned with we haven't even begin to comprehend.
I’ve recently become obsessed with her and I’m so happy about it.
Jordan makes me want to be a better person.
Bc of how bad a person she is?
Jordan is a good role model for young men in America
The fact that I have yet to hear anyone say Ian looks like a young manic Richard Dreyfuss has baffled me since knowing of him
Holy cannoli you are correct. Can't unsee it. Stupid sexy Ian
*No he looks like eddie griffin playing the white guy in undercover brother*
Damnit! I see both! And it's ruining me because I shouldn't.
This podcast has made me seriously address my ADHD for others'.
There's nothing to address. People with adhd are always funner people to be. And they are generally funnier too ❤
@@Jamesp0nd Yeah but if you can't get your point across then what's the point
Ian! I am 38 with Down syndrome. You are my favorite celebrity
Same with me and my husband
I love how commited you are to the bit.
Same
Samesies 😁 Ian is the best!
Sim's face at 21:48 explains this whole episode. love it.
I love how so many guests have to come to terms with the chaotic nature of this podshow.
That shirt is dope Ian!
Love when we get guests I personally don’t know. I can expand my knowledge and check out their stuff. Much love Ian and Jordan!
Literally obsessed with this podcast ❤ going to join Patreon right now since Jordan said horse back riding!
Peepee in their coke joke was perfect 👌
14:35 is why I love this pod. I hope you have a 15 minute segment called not bein ian - with [the guest of the week]
Also GET THE TASER
hholy shit Jordan kinda does look like Summer from Rick and Morty... i find her and Ian's manic energy comforting
Ian and Jordan thanks for the pod!
Ever since discovering this pod I've been binging them from the beginning. This is the most unhinged episode yet, including a handful of the most recent 😂 The guests are so tolerant/good sports.
Wish I had friends like you guys. You guys are hilarious 😂
I enjoyed Jordan’s ska jabs during the ads.
If Ian is you only just waking up to the fact he bellows like a horny elephant seal on this shiz and everything else he is on then here it is fella. Luis J Gomez seems to be the only one who can control him. Maybe use a pic of him to train Ian?
Sat through the entire ads to see how far she can take the Spanish I mean Italian language through the trenches. YES
Had a wild night out….thought I saw Ian…some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk
Hahaha A+
56:00 and everything that immediately followed... GOLDEN.
inter-stitch-ial is not a word! it's pronounced intersticial and doesn't derive from stitching 😂
"I feel like you're dead." 😂😂😂
I miss James Mattern! He's so funny & used to be on a lot of podcasts but haven't seen him in a long time. So excited for this one 🤗💛
He’s always on SDR show when big Jay doesn’t want to host (every time ralph has some shitty 80’s band bassist on)
He’s the best! Watch his special “The Check Spot”
This opening song is the Greatest!!! ❤ Ian!
I find myself singing it throughout the day LOL
I've definitely hummed it while getting my ass blasted by a guy before. catchy tune
@@jimbojambulon8177it’s a wild ride
The fact that you got the Lumineers to record it is super impressive
Oh shit it's Sim and the Mad Dog thank you for this.
Two rad guests, great ep!
Bein' Chaotic with Crazy
Cookie cake is for stepchildren's birthdays.
This was fantastic
This podcast is modern verbal alchemy
love u guys tho this my new favorite podcast
Jordan's ad read was excellent.
Yo. Ian's meat looks like a sausage and an orange smashed in the bottom corner of a fully stuffed grocery bag
Can’t wait for the Bobby lee episode!
Ian not calling out for bein Ian, but calling out for bi guys says a lot about Ian and Jordans relationship vs Zack and Ian's relationship. Why do you think Zac is a joke Ian?! Jk love you
You definitely have some psychological issues
Lol you do realize we pretape BIWJ inside of my apartment, right?
@@BeinIanPod really? It's a Great set up papa would have never known. Btw we met at the brea improve in CA. I offered a free hardcore version of your theme song. Still working on it
@@Ctpg93they constantly talk about it being in his apartment 😭😭
@@cady__ yeah I just wanted to get under ians skin, #teamJordan.....
Was about to ask if this was before or after Bi-Guys. Wanted to see if the Panty Boys and Zac got Ian the hookup. 🤣🤣🔥
44:39 Googliachiki 😂❤
It’s not pronounced interSTITCHal. It’s interSTISHal.
Lol why do you guys invite guest?
I love this show.
Ian making same Chinee joke on RAP an on here is Ian as fuhg 😂
*iaN the bUtt 🎶*
This rules ❤
I love IAN & ALL that he is ❤
Stay YOU, Ian 🤘😝🤘
I’m ugly laughing
*I always feel like somebody's watchin me* ...😎
Ian only talked when James was about to or trying to lol
Usama Siddiqi ... Excellent comedian! 14:10
jordan, if bpd was a person
Lmao why’d you remove “he means giving instead of taking it” from the intro🤣🤣🤣🤣
Making ian straight
The only person that watched James react to the taser more than Jordan was most likely James.
classic goofy fun
Jordan and Ian are acting like people who abruptly stopped taking their medicine.
Shout out to the editor
With any luck, Ian will be canceled for anti-Asian remarks and his career will skyrocket
As an Asian American I wld love that. Please get canceled Ian, for your fans?
Lol adhd on overdrive ian has to interrupt everything
Hey Bert
I think Matt ruby already has the sober/intoxicated stand up special
Holy crap. It is beavis and butthead
Great to see Dave Winfield is holding up well, after all these years.
😂😂 I just shit a little
Hahaha hell of a deep cut baseball reference Kinda has me wondering how Terry Pendelton is doing.?
Great hitter
02:47 She needs the nickname Jordan "Peterson" Jenson with that advice.
edit: horseback riding! Fuck yeah!
This podcast is a train wreck and I love it.
i am so attracted to ian in a weird way
Bein' Simeon with James
Every single older black man I've ever known carries around a Viagra on them everywhere they go. They all have a different nickname for them too and I always get offered one for my wife lmao
Fella in the flannel looks nervous as hell, like the cops are gonna storm the set at any given minute
what did he do
the Bassist of Biohazard, tera patricks husband, is Seinfelds cousin
Is China better than Japan though? Or is it just bigger?
If you use your own voice but use Beavis and Butthead's mannerisms as you speak, you'll sound like a perfect native Texan and can fool anyone.
Ian needs to try out some looser fitting shorts,please+thanks.
Jordan almost passing out after blowing the Shaffar and proceeding to keep saying yay with Ian , made me laugh
"I didn't mean to say it.. yes... Yes" lol "you're a sl*t."
21:01 meme it
Welcome to Wackyberg
The problem with this pod is im the same level of rere crazy adhd and can follow along perfectly. Jordan spastically thoughts outloud with insane word association from shit said in previous episodes and meow i want to hate fuck her because i fully understand. The himler episode is the perfect example of this on display.
U can't talk cake like that
Jordan's ASMR ad read was a BIG turn on... am I fucked up?
Striking similarity to Dave Winfield...
Hermaphrodite eee? Lol are yall serious? It's a Greek goddess conflate with someone with both sex organs...lol
Maybe everyone wasn’t confused about whether "interstitial" was a word, and instead were wondering why you pronounced it like a word that doesn't exist, confusing everyone
Y’all don’t need to correct each so much…let it roll off the cuff fun…
Fucking hilarious podcast 😂
How to torture podcast guests 101
How did nobody bring up that Jordan looks like Shelley Duvall ❤ (side note you were on worldstar having jordan spit in your mouth ian)
Hey bert
*sips tea out of Hitlers cup*
@@cereal_thinkerNot a Bart reference, a History Hyenas reference.
franks n' beans babe
😂 I was trying to remember what they used to say to him and couldn't think of it. Soo fucking funny!
Jordan has to be top 3 most mentally unwell comedians. Yikesss
you mean Yay🤪😎😻 we love Jordan, we love Jordan...
You guys don't have to film the horse back riding . Try having fun without cameras 😊
Hey burt
President Xi, please protect Simeon from Ian’s anti-CPC slander 🙏
🖤🖤🖤
I'm worried this podcast won't last very long. 2 hosts with this much mental illness? Eventually Jordan is going to snap and quit the pod. Mark it.
Love the pod, always skip the intro though
Errrr HEY BERT!
Ian your are pronouncing "interstitial" wrong AF.
Meow ❤❤❤
GREAT Ads Jordan!