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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

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  • @mjvovola2557
    @mjvovola2557 2 года назад +91

    We need a minister for common sense 😂😂

    • @johnnystar6652
      @johnnystar6652 2 года назад +1

      For sure😅

    • @stanleylow5938
      @stanleylow5938 2 года назад

      We are in a tough economic climate and these politicians wanna play rugby and make jokes.
      PNG wake up, we are too passive with our government, it's time for a revolution.

  • @isaiahsaida8065
    @isaiahsaida8065 2 года назад +34

    Blood I think you need to do a podcast and we all dial in and make light of these issues through your comic. Good platform. With you blood

  • @frankystein499
    @frankystein499 2 года назад +13

    Spent half a decade studying abroad just to come back to this.......
    Never felt more patriotic in my life✊😂☕🇵🇬

  • @vipermarn
    @vipermarn 2 года назад +16

    It may sound like a joke to many of you that sit and expect the goodies to fall out of the skies, but this initiative carried out has a meaning and purpose and that is a ministry that will take the industry to another level.. Well done the smart thinkers..

  • @gohst_6754
    @gohst_6754 2 года назад +17

    Bruh in the future when we have kids and they go to school and the teacher asks them who is the first minister for coffee 😂😂🤣🤣😅

  • @bakahdooh8141
    @bakahdooh8141 2 года назад +31

    Not long we'll be having minister for TEA, vanilla, cocoa and buai.😆

  • @sansationist43
    @sansationist43 2 года назад +27

    They should also appoint Minister for Buai, Daka, Kamban and related issues! 😆😆

  • @MotivatMomantum
    @MotivatMomantum 2 года назад +4

    Coffee brought PNG this far from its early beginnings in terms of economy wise, one of our very first cash crops .... At this time it sounds absurd true. I to laughed about it, but I would give it some time and see how the ministry performs. We may or may not benefit who knows but every country has its unique needs and wants, decisions are made based on specifications.... but as part of comedy its ok to have a good laugh every now and then ..... top speed brother

  • @nathanndruwin1782
    @nathanndruwin1782 2 года назад +3

    "You play stupid games you win stupid prizes" 🤣😂🤣😂 mi sup 🤣🤣🤣

  • @elonktumusi4886
    @elonktumusi4886 2 года назад +5

    Say something positive. They have a reason to appoint this particular minister. Maybe coffee is one of the resource that still exist despite the rise and fall in the market price/the country's economy. On the other hand for our highlanders this is one of the main cash crop which finance most of them in the past and even today. I would say JM#PM and his cabinets have something in place/vision for the coffee industry...👍👏

  • @JC_1hundred
    @JC_1hundred 2 года назад +7

    The country is devalued and joked about all because of the leaders we have today....

    • @michaelarkosi2783
      @michaelarkosi2783 2 года назад

      That's so sad because it's such a beautiful country every person in that country should have millions in a bank account and a financial advisor with all the resources.

  • @lenardlong4927
    @lenardlong4927 2 года назад +33

    It's kinda dumb that they comparing the minister of coffee to toilet and loneliness. The minister of coffee's accomplishments can be measured directly to the total export of coffee out of PNG. These toilet and loneliness positions are kinda like social work positions.
    However, maybe instead of coffee, we should have a Minister for exports overall would make more sense.

    • @desmondvairop6633
      @desmondvairop6633 2 года назад +1

      Sounds ok..
      It's a much broader area
      Export and import

    • @gebbhypyamba9198
      @gebbhypyamba9198 2 года назад +1

      Correctly stated

    • @manudotson8691
      @manudotson8691 2 года назад +1

      They are smart enough to know better. In my opinion they do not want PNG to gain economic freedom and that video is an attack on the credibility of the move.

    • @unluckydube
      @unluckydube 2 года назад +1

      The video was part of a news segment on strange ministerial positions from around the world. It is a strange position.
      Brazil exported over 55 times as much coffee as PNG and does not need a minister for coffee.

    • @manudotson8691
      @manudotson8691 2 года назад

      @@unluckydube A large part of PNG's coffee industry is in rural places with no road access. The appointment was part of an initiative to help PNG out of a imminent ForEX crisis by increasing exports. Brazil is 20X larger than PNG so I'm not surprised.

  • @RuthKaman-jj1hi
    @RuthKaman-jj1hi Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 you are right, automatically they are calling us toilet 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robertmailawyers1830
    @robertmailawyers1830 2 года назад +7

    A special office or authority for coffee or copra or paim oil within the Agricultural Ministery should be sufficient ......lets wait for the results

  • @tinakiskalyamon3936
    @tinakiskalyamon3936 2 года назад +6

    Kuli's job requires him to focus on coffee, coffee and coffee 🤣🤣

  • @nimideniro8404
    @nimideniro8404 2 года назад +2

    Should only have Minister of Agriculture.
    Ino longtaim Buai bai needing Minister blo em yet.

  • @amzii1945
    @amzii1945 2 года назад +5

    we need a minister for RUGBY ASAP

  • @brandondavid3750
    @brandondavid3750 2 года назад +19

    I see nothing wrong in us have a minister for coffee. The role is to support increase coffee investment in PNG

    • @desmondvairop6633
      @desmondvairop6633 2 года назад +2

      🤦

    • @ntlocal6345
      @ntlocal6345 2 года назад

      Because Minister for Agriculture cannot??

    • @ntlocal6345
      @ntlocal6345 2 года назад

      Because Minister for Agriculture cannot??

    • @albertineayius8493
      @albertineayius8493 2 года назад

      @@ntlocal6345 hope minister for Agriculture performed to your standards!

  • @midnghtmxnster
    @midnghtmxnster 2 года назад +7

    Thought it was a joke until 3 minutes in I realized this is actually a news😪

  • @nicksonai8150
    @nicksonai8150 2 года назад +8

    Next we need minister for Attitude problems 😂😂

  • @GraceFrancis-rm6sx
    @GraceFrancis-rm6sx Год назад

    Awa!!! coffee minister 🤣😂😂

  • @AnthonyMorant
    @AnthonyMorant 2 года назад +11

    Instead of defending our Country we end up joking on. We need more revenue coming in and more exports going out of our country.
    We are a funny group of people. we love focusing on the negatives instead of being optimistic.

    • @NoName-wq2tf
      @NoName-wq2tf 2 года назад +1

      It's a fxcking joke

    • @johnsolok2435
      @johnsolok2435 2 года назад

      Gave up on your show. Minister for coffee a great idea, at least something different to boost start the industry that impact so many lives

  • @lolybajao7662
    @lolybajao7662 2 года назад +2

    God bless your coffee industry. I hope to taste it someday❤

  • @porgerapaiam2181
    @porgerapaiam2181 2 года назад +1

    This is the result of sending the Piango/Pongo Party into Parliament...
    Pongo Ministry
    Piango Ministry...

  • @davebriggs2919
    @davebriggs2919 2 года назад +6

    Minister for buai coming soon🤣🤣

  • @passbai772
    @passbai772 2 года назад +6

    If its a global laughing topic, then we are on the right track! 🤣🤣...... coffee exports was way better before the 20th century in PNG. Mismanagement you can say but I think the lack of prioritising local commodities was the main the factor in the downfall of coffee exports in PNG because of our MPs were busy filling their pockets instead of marketing our exports.
    This is just another scheme of diverting money to a sector that has been sustainable to our people but lack management and intellect for growth. What a shame!

  • @jordanmarley2314
    @jordanmarley2314 2 года назад +1

    Coffee generates close to a Billion Kina in revenue in a year. It is the second largest agricultural crop after oil Palm in PNG.
    Oil Palm generates over a Billion USD in a year compared to the mining and oil Petroleum.
    Govt is giving prominence to these crops to fully developed and get our people to go back to the villages and work the land. Coffee in the US generates over 20billion USD. If more coffee is grown and more exports is made in USD including palm oil PNG will not be to dependant on the extractive industry.
    Its good that the govt is prioritising on agriculture in the 11th parliament by separating Coffee, Oil Palm and live stock from dept of Agricuture to have own ministry to help our farmers who had been struggling all these years. Agriculture will be the biggest employer in PNG when people start going back to villages to work their land then hanging around in Pom selling betel nut. 👍👍👍

  • @Gooodmoodvibez
    @Gooodmoodvibez 2 года назад +1

    Well let's have minister for each resources we have in Papua New Guinea... 🤓🤭🇵🇬😷🤣

  • @joeyjonemusic
    @joeyjonemusic 2 года назад +5

    If I were a Papua New Guinean residing abroad, I'd think just by watching this news broadcast that my nation made coffee a national symbol! No lie! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @ndrehetwa1324
      @ndrehetwa1324 2 года назад

      We need a minister for payawara and spet blo buai

  • @grahamanderson1126
    @grahamanderson1126 2 года назад +2

    It is a good thing to appoint a minister to focus on the coffee industry with it being a big export earner for PNG though like others it should be under the ministry for agriculture. When the job for minister for SP comes up be sure to call me

  • @merolynten1484
    @merolynten1484 Год назад

    You can joke it out but I think it's a wonderful idea to have a Coffee Ministry since some Highlands Provinces like Jiwaka, Eastern Highlands and Western Highlands Provinces (excluding Hela, Southern Highlands and Enga provinces) economy is pushed by Coffee.

  • @bilakmero6875
    @bilakmero6875 2 года назад +3

    As if Minister for Agriculture wasn't enough. What a Joke!! If only Sir Michael Somare was alive to see what's happening

  • @vaughnleonard8839
    @vaughnleonard8839 2 года назад +1

    Looks like in 2027 we might have an Minister of Blackouts or Power Outages and also Minister of Water.

  • @jasperkinaram
    @jasperkinaram 2 года назад +2

    Create a Minister for 1-12 and 13+ (Rugby League) to address issues impacting Papua New Guineans.

  • @vagelob29
    @vagelob29 2 года назад +1

    coffee is a commodity in the world market. PNG aint stupid. we need more focus on coffee so that we can export and generate more revenue. not like toilets, and loneliness and shit form the outside world.

  • @Solexmusik675
    @Solexmusik675 2 года назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣😁😆😅😂Minister of Coffee😅🤣

  • @michaelitaar
    @michaelitaar 2 года назад +1

    Please, 1 minister for PAY INCREASE 2.

  • @Pepsi_675
    @Pepsi_675 2 года назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂 LMAO YOUR TAXES WELL SPENT!
    THEY NEED TO MAKE MINISTER FOR BETELNUT CIGARETTE TOO WHILE THEY'RE AT IT

  • @PBShalom
    @PBShalom Год назад

    James Marape will never be forgotten for appointing coffee minister in his term.😂😂😂😂😂😂. What the great idea is this?🤣🤣😂

  • @konestephanietumae5835
    @konestephanietumae5835 2 года назад

    We appoint a minister for toilets while we are at it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jenebowoku
    @Jenebowoku 2 года назад +1

    We need a minister for Corruption 😂

  • @susuvekerekere563
    @susuvekerekere563 2 года назад +3

    Good on you for this video. I believe PM has his plans for the newly created ministry and it came on the agreement of the caucus, so media please have an informative discussion with the PM before airing for world to hear. 🙏

    • @rubenmindari2535
      @rubenmindari2535 2 года назад

      There is nothing to hide let it be advertised for the benefits of the citizens

  • @dickytengen7206
    @dickytengen7206 2 года назад +1

    Next new portfolio we are looking forward is the minister for buai. Everyone in PNG is surviving because of buai.

  • @DamienSubul-ow7pn
    @DamienSubul-ow7pn Год назад

    We need a K’moms minister to provide funds for upcoming K’moms😂😂

  • @gavisvisam5442
    @gavisvisam5442 2 года назад

    The point is clear. Coffee earns a living. Over 80% 0f the rural population earn from coffee.
    The DAL did not do much in the last 4 decades since independence.
    The scale of the coffee industry equates a ministry of its own.
    I support this idea and I support the current cabinet.

  • @leontinelavi8345
    @leontinelavi8345 2 года назад +3

    Tondopi you need lo sanap lo election in the next five years.

  • @kingsfordpoii3428
    @kingsfordpoii3428 2 года назад +1

    Marape making headlines 👏🤣

  • @blacquejacque5188
    @blacquejacque5188 2 года назад +1

    Tok indai, yumi gad coffee minister...me yet me minister blo meri india ia🥴

  • @whams5192
    @whams5192 2 года назад

    We also need a minister for ATTITUDE

  • @DulcieLupton
    @DulcieLupton 2 года назад +3

    Mi laik lukim ol gutpla news stori lo kantri blo yumi ikam lo ol communities. Kange inap yu postim sampla moa? Content blo yu hittim stret!

  • @markmalaka4747
    @markmalaka4747 2 года назад

    Only time will tell if this ministry will be a success

  • @weekleybalaria9926
    @weekleybalaria9926 2 года назад

    Coffee is a commodity so if given a separate ministry is still OK. So nau ba umi Ken lukim if ba gat sampla makmak blo coffee or nogat.

  • @jerryfletcher4691
    @jerryfletcher4691 2 года назад

    Bruhhhhhhhhh my mind is flooding with enlightenment and anxiety issues.. its like everything I know is nothing compared to reality 😭 reality is more fxcked up then I expected

  • @allanjohn6572
    @allanjohn6572 2 года назад +4

    I knew this would happen ,thank you India 🤦

  • @cooperkelly8138
    @cooperkelly8138 2 года назад

    We don't need approval from other countries to structure our government focus and good governance. Go ahead, if it will increase exports and revenue, then by all means let's do it.

  • @poisin-pis
    @poisin-pis 2 года назад +2

    Minister for shells

  • @Daexxx_9
    @Daexxx_9 2 года назад

    Fact hnst, K.G.E.😂💯💯🤘🏾

  • @vincentkambe-mf5kf
    @vincentkambe-mf5kf Год назад

    HowAboutMinisterForAgriculture???🤷‍♂️ MinisterForCoffeeDoen,tMakeSense...🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathaname1452
    @nathaname1452 2 года назад +1

    Coming soon ,Minister of toilets in papua new guinea 🇵🇬 😂😂🤣

  • @charleshillarynalong8736
    @charleshillarynalong8736 Месяц назад

    Toilet is reasonable. Try use a public toilet in PNG and see for yourself🤣🤣🤣. I can not believe PNG skip toilet for Hygiene and appointed coffee minister🤦. Na Agriculture minister ya wanem wok blo em?🤣🤣🤣

  • @jbjohx8386
    @jbjohx8386 2 года назад

    Yeah right, coffee???☕🫖 what's next, minister for buai😂😂

  • @mittaslabibi1497
    @mittaslabibi1497 2 года назад

    We also need a minister for Hygiene. Our town and cities are filthy with rubbish and unhygienic human beings. The PMV buses are ruined with dirty seats and smelly interiors. Unsafe for international community, tourists and visitors.

  • @lukebomena2493
    @lukebomena2493 2 года назад

    What about the prices of goods and services that killing us everyday ???.

  • @menimhea4100
    @menimhea4100 2 года назад

    "her office was no laughing matter"

  • @danielkoplex746
    @danielkoplex746 2 года назад

    The PM is a very good and wise PM in the history of our little lastpla place on earth. The world laughed at the toilet minister of Japan or loneliness in wherever, etc. All addressed issues affecting the people so they made some things to solve the issue and make the livelihood of the citizens safer and easier. The coffee ministry is a good and right step for the good of our simple ordinary people in the village and may be not good for urban drifters squatting in Moresby or Lae or mt Hagen. Don't worry about what the world will laugh at us, we are who we are now so don't pretend like the way our leaders focused on face blo PNG pom city.
    Remember, PNG is like 200 years behind USA and like 300 years behind Japan. PNG em las ples lo the world. Larem white man laugh. No ken acting planti, face it olgeta pikinini PNG. Do something to help us and your self and don't pretend and pilim giamam giaman sem sem becoz sampla white man laugh.
    Thank you planti planti.

  • @danielseiweni7384
    @danielseiweni7384 2 года назад

    We need Minister for Christian in PNG too. Change name Religion to Christian🙏🙏 (If we say Religion, we'll have ungodly religious groups pop up in Papua New Guinea). Congratulations Minister for Coffee and Marape/Rosso Government.😀😀👍👍

  • @manisomarasena559
    @manisomarasena559 2 года назад

    95 plus minister in the government fewer in the opposition this country is chaos🤦‍♂️

  • @jessenauwa8514
    @jessenauwa8514 2 года назад +1

    Minister for Faceook.

  • @porgerapaiam2181
    @porgerapaiam2181 2 года назад +2

    Yo kaimio, while were at this Minister of Coffee let us also have a Minister of:
    Corruption
    Travelling Overseas in Large Groups
    Obese Parliamentarians
    Speaking in Tongues and Gibberish
    Taking Back PNG to Tari
    Richest Black Nation in Tari
    Dreamy Slogans
    Bullshit, Horse, Pig, Duck, Donkey Shit..
    and also a Minister of Pangu Save lo Rot...

  • @royrawali8883
    @royrawali8883 Год назад

    What about vehicle clutch and parts

  • @mikes_vds
    @mikes_vds Год назад

    We need a Minister for street seller and buai seller SME 🤣

  • @letoindinau
    @letoindinau 2 года назад

    Absolutely bro got that same point too. 🤦‍♂️

  • @kellykwaisu201
    @kellykwaisu201 2 года назад +2

    Minister for agriculture and livestock wasn't enough?

  • @johnnystar6652
    @johnnystar6652 2 года назад

    Unique ministry. Lol

  • @idriswilder7712
    @idriswilder7712 2 года назад +3

    Rausim Marape

  • @kebelo1252
    @kebelo1252 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 we are useless!!

  • @henryosembo6463
    @henryosembo6463 2 года назад +3

    🤣we forgot to have Minister for coffee-mate🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️its embarrassing, we have more pressing issues like low wages and salaries. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ I need to check if my investment into coffee is on the cupboard🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @bramophilip6902
    @bramophilip6902 2 года назад

    They also said the country has 2 million people. Jokes on that newsroom team.🥺

  • @OnlineGamblerPG
    @OnlineGamblerPG 2 года назад +3

    magic beans. lol

  • @ngvkingdom3216
    @ngvkingdom3216 2 года назад +2

    Tondex we are being miss represented By our own government wrong reasons 😤😤🙄

  • @isaiahsaida8065
    @isaiahsaida8065 2 года назад

    We already have a agriculture department. Empower that manage our cash crops. We not in a position for new spending and new ministries. New minister comes with a K24, 000 fortnight not forgetting its secretary and so on. It’s new spending. Make use of what we already have. New ministries is only good for those “keke man” …

    • @rubenmindari2535
      @rubenmindari2535 2 года назад

      Oh yes new ministries created or formed just for gaining purposes else nothing cos png have no leadership that can manage well our multi billion resources,look at Dubai with only one resources and it's developed because of a good leadership they have

  • @KiriTavine
    @KiriTavine 2 года назад

    Let's see if this newly created Ministerial portfolios will make some changes in our revenue and improve on our economy.

  • @sunsetvibesband
    @sunsetvibesband 2 года назад

    Sem ya. Government Longlong lo mak.

  • @sunsetvibesband
    @sunsetvibesband 2 года назад

    Olgeta moni blo kantri bai go lo pay blol minista.😂😂🤣🤣😴😴😴

  • @dorothyambuk7655
    @dorothyambuk7655 2 года назад

    Minister for Agriculture.
    OIC COFFEE.

  • @robertkankan
    @robertkankan 2 года назад

    Minister for Balsa🤣😂🤣😂

  • @robinlume9523
    @robinlume9523 2 года назад +1

    So... what's gonna happen to the primary industry and agriculture??? More duplicating roles being created... public servants will now be very confused on their roles and responsibilities... these is worse... we also be having a minister for oil palm...
    Let me show some lights with duplicate roles that the past government created... the Office of Urbanization while there's already the Physical Planning office in place... same roles... urbanization for some time have been duplicating roles of physical planning without a act and regulation administer and guide their roles and responsibilities... thus recently having turning out to be a total failure, the office of Urbanization was abolished... hamas years ol stap ya... moni waste nating! So... we in for... I don't know yumi must gat planti moni ya lo ol lo creatim ol extra portfolios ya... 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @lilyubuna4481
    @lilyubuna4481 2 года назад

    My wife says we should have a minister for cash crops rather than coffee alone

  • @ndrehetwa1324
    @ndrehetwa1324 2 года назад

    What about the minister to revive the first agricultural cash crops that first sustain PNG during its earliest independent stage that is Cocoa and Copra... upla tingim Highlands and what about the coconuts on other coast of PNG..

  • @darrenmirisa
    @darrenmirisa 2 года назад +3

    Minister or Ministerial position are appointed or created to head a Ministry that could put all focus into one particular area to achieve something for the country.
    I don't think Minister for coffee is a bad idea.
    Coffee in the Highlands and Morobe and Oil Palm in New Britain, Morobe and Madang are of a much high significance.
    Having a Ministry will mean more focus are channeled into these crops hence, more growth and economic benefits for the country and people.

    • @herawinbee1798
      @herawinbee1798 2 года назад +1

      Maybe to say Minister for export.. local products.

    • @haroldkuipa8105
      @haroldkuipa8105 2 года назад

      @@herawinbee1798 exactly

  • @scribbles4687
    @scribbles4687 2 года назад +1

    Madness!! 🤦‍♂️

  • @noelloloma4584
    @noelloloma4584 2 года назад

    Minister for Tribal Fights🤣🤣🙈

  • @bensonmaso4842
    @bensonmaso4842 2 года назад

    Please put buai and daka minister

  • @ribatlawrence2890
    @ribatlawrence2890 2 года назад

    Should be minister of betel nut now lol

  • @emmanuelalu5663
    @emmanuelalu5663 Год назад

    Bro honestly our leaders are going out of hands maybe they need to appoint a minister for good mind set so it will help them

  • @maurojetori3783
    @maurojetori3783 2 года назад

    Why na mi blo PNG😭

  • @noelloloma4584
    @noelloloma4584 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, good one bro

  • @Testchannel_3
    @Testchannel_3 2 года назад +1

    Is this news for real? The part about Japan Toilets got me dead on the floor.

  • @blaiseramram4239
    @blaiseramram4239 2 года назад

    It's a good thing though, but cannot the agricultural minister just hand the tasks to the vise minister to do? I mean, anyways let's just wait and see if that minister will make coffee becomes number one in the world.

  • @silasjames1286
    @silasjames1286 2 года назад

    at some point, why me born in PNG yah??? 😓😭😭