Gravitas: Papua New Guinea appoints Minister for Coffee

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

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  • @iearth6030
    @iearth6030 2 года назад +48

    Are we going to ignore the fact that UAE's Minister of Happiness once said that her office was not a laughing matter

  • @guardianoftheduat
    @guardianoftheduat 2 года назад +53

    It sounds ridiculous at first but having a minister that is focused on the well being/quality of life for its citizens is actually a good idea

    • @kevinsmith5489
      @kevinsmith5489 2 года назад +3

      Exactly

    • @wayneanthony1089
      @wayneanthony1089 2 года назад

      My country needs a Minister of POPPYSHOW as well as a Minister of....Whatever!!🤔.....any ideas from New Guinea?...only goes to show psychopaths are also in politics!🤔

    • @koiyujo1543
      @koiyujo1543 2 года назад

      Yea its a fitting idea of a name sounds weird at first but the way its used is quite great

  • @jasonharper3680
    @jasonharper3680 2 года назад +38

    Actually that makes sense, a lot of sense.
    A minister responsible for the countries biggest export and overseas and focused on that one product is actually good.
    There are ministers of tourism. Same idea.
    Minister of finance, etc.

    • @TikhonMosin
      @TikhonMosin 2 года назад

      Yes
      And what they have in common. Ineffective and waste of tax paying money.

    • @shafedpoozay6709
      @shafedpoozay6709 2 года назад

      It is okay,but it's a waste of taxpayers money 🙄

  • @manudotson8691
    @manudotson8691 2 года назад +26

    Poor choice of words for a journalist. To compare Coffee to Toilets without any relevant correlating statistic? You have an alterior motive but you will not succeed. The people of PNG are resilient and respectful to foreign partners. They would have never talk about another country in such a manner.

  • @AnonymousAnonymous-dc3jm
    @AnonymousAnonymous-dc3jm 2 года назад +33

    Papua New Guinea is so diverse that every 2-3 miles a new language is spoken!, I wonder how they even made it a country, the diversity is too much, like if you turn the entire Eurasian continent into a country, the country wouldn't be as diverse as New Guinea!.

    • @optimistix7309
      @optimistix7309 2 года назад

      In diversity, India takes the cake. More than 1400 languages/ dialects spoken.

    • @AnonymousAnonymous-dc3jm
      @AnonymousAnonymous-dc3jm 2 года назад +2

      ​@@optimistix7309 but diversity in Papua is so high that people don't even know the tribe that exists some 10 km away, unlike in India where merchants travelled the length and breadth of India and even beyond India for thousands of years along with ambassadors, diplomats....,
      there are stone age tribes living in dense forests even today in Papua, in fact some uncontacted tribes saw airplanes and even thought that they are gods and made airplane idols and worship airplanes!, they're called cargo cults!.

    • @jameskamotho7513
      @jameskamotho7513 2 года назад

      @@AnonymousAnonymous-dc3jm Hahaha. I've heard about cargo cults before. Very interesting human psychology phenomenon...

  • @sour8182
    @sour8182 2 года назад +16

    Next is Asia's ministry of rice, followed by ministry of tea

  • @brianandrewpasongo299
    @brianandrewpasongo299 2 года назад +15

    Coffee is the 2nd highest export of PNG. Right decision by the government.

  • @richiemacmero8664
    @richiemacmero8664 2 года назад +6

    You forgot to Mention Minister For Oil Palm..Yes PNG has two new Ministries, Ministry of Coffee and Ministry of Oil Palm

  • @blazesix7five117
    @blazesix7five117 2 года назад +7

    You'll can say anything, but coffee in PNG is one of the most expensive through out the stock market.

  • @herozero6123
    @herozero6123 2 года назад +11

    India - minister for social civility (traffic behavior, keeping public spaces clean, noise pollution, etc). I feel this ministry can work full time in educating the masses on these issues.

  • @phillyop338
    @phillyop338 2 года назад +20

    i think my country needs a ministry of common sense and there's no need to think twice about that. 🙂

    • @angulaaagula5926
      @angulaaagula5926 2 года назад +1

      🤩🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣🤩🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

    • @tekajikuyalkrul5111
      @tekajikuyalkrul5111 2 года назад

      Your Prime Minister/President would consult him everytime before he makes a decision

    • @phillyop338
      @phillyop338 2 года назад

      @@tekajikuyalkrul5111 exactly

  • @babalwandamase9509
    @babalwandamase9509 2 года назад +9

    It represents their economies potential

  • @lesliebahnkawa9383
    @lesliebahnkawa9383 2 года назад +8

    People who dont know about PNG may think that this creation of new Ministries would be a panacea for exponential growth and exports of agricultural produce and improve economy.
    What this government is doing is duplication from the Agriculture Ministry and another political decision and not an economical decision.
    These ministries are going to deplete the countries coffers. The government has not addressed the underlying causes of the run down industries but to maintain power through creation of new ministries.

  • @kesilame2590
    @kesilame2590 2 года назад +5

    There should have been appointed a Minister for Betel Nut.

  • @jeffmathews363
    @jeffmathews363 2 года назад +10

    We in kerala have such a post. Minister to chase industries!! 😄 his job is to chase industries out of state.

  • @raczstar
    @raczstar 2 года назад +4

    Finally, found my dream job.

  • @kawini7985
    @kawini7985 2 года назад +6

    PNG interms of a government is only less than 47 years old. We will do whatever it takes to sustain economically no problems.
    Comparing PNG with Japan or other older countries is quite unfair.

  • @segieotio
    @segieotio 2 года назад +3

    We also need a Ministry for Attitude - Hope our good Prime Minister can create one.

  • @andrebee4451
    @andrebee4451 2 года назад +1

    I lost it when the UAE minister of Happiness said her office is no laughing matter. 😆

  • @turnfrmsinorhell_jesus
    @turnfrmsinorhell_jesus 2 года назад +9

    Jesus walked on earth and returned to the Father who is in spirit :
    Luke 10 24
    23. And He (Jesus ) turned to His disciples and
    said privately, “Blessed are the eyes that have seen the things that you see. 24. For I tell you, many prophets and
    kings have desired to see the things that you see, and have not seen them; and to hear the things that you hear, and have not heard them

    • @karthickramesh4411
      @karthickramesh4411 2 года назад +1

      baker 12 56 A
      He the ace whole (G sus) said he needs a virgin nun and hence jews nailed him live in coffin. He is sinful cometh the king who kindfully sacrifices holy goat, the father, the son, the grandson, uncle, aunty the ghosty spirit of dead man in cross for his own sins. he man cometh in west begging for pardon, sows the reap of sun the timid issiah. mamen!

    • @shivanshguptakhard3447
      @shivanshguptakhard3447 2 года назад +1

      So why you are telling this here

    • @Aaron-8989
      @Aaron-8989 2 года назад

      Why r u telling this here??

  • @abrahamthomas3332
    @abrahamthomas3332 2 года назад +1

    One cup coffee from coffee house make my day. Happiness can be achieved through such little things.

  • @bevasefjoe2654
    @bevasefjoe2654 2 года назад +7

    Another dump report from a 💩. You can compare Japan with PNG. Reporter should report about daily rape and abuse of women in 🇮🇳. Also, reporter so make more awareness report on Hindu vigilant group targeting Muslims ☪️ and Christians ✝️ . Well, we are major exporter of Coffee ☕ and we need a ministry on coffee production and export .

  • @emmanuelochieke1645
    @emmanuelochieke1645 2 года назад +7

    Nigeria, aka, Liegeria-Hellgeria 🔥😭 needs a minister of Bribery and Corruption.

    • @psquare2260
      @psquare2260 2 года назад +1

      And a minister for all the rich Nigerian's die and want to share their wealth with strangers in an email :-)

    • @darkest_magnum
      @darkest_magnum 2 года назад

      Omo why na?😂

  • @MrMayhemVI
    @MrMayhemVI 2 года назад +4

    I'd like to apply to the Ministry of Quips, Quibbles and Sarcasm. It's my super power.

  • @imma9250
    @imma9250 2 года назад +4

    Population of PNG is 10 million not 2 million

  • @quietudehideout8012
    @quietudehideout8012 2 года назад +3

    kenya needs a minister of corruption

  • @kuritumul2822
    @kuritumul2822 2 года назад +6

    gravitas is joke of journalism

  • @Xyz-xx9cr
    @Xyz-xx9cr 2 года назад +1

    India needs a Minister for Sanitation/cleanliness and a Minister for Peace/Harmony.

  • @briankayombo8559
    @briankayombo8559 2 года назад +1

    The job makes sense....but personally I have never experienced the hype that others say they get from coffee 😩😩...

  • @jvjd
    @jvjd 2 года назад +3

    Sounds like a fantastic job

  • @junebaldwin5352
    @junebaldwin5352 2 года назад +1

    Good on you Papua new Guinea I love send us some australia

  • @gasnomics4067
    @gasnomics4067 2 года назад

    Minister of Unity and togetherness

  • @cody-maxtenisejappah7197
    @cody-maxtenisejappah7197 2 года назад +1

    Ministry of UP and Down (Lots of Less busy people moving with no direction)

  • @bts_1999_jiminpark
    @bts_1999_jiminpark 2 года назад +1

    Next ministry for corruption , happiness,Tea😁

  • @georgevossen3846
    @georgevossen3846 2 года назад

    Most powerful man in history

  • @kandewillzofficial
    @kandewillzofficial 2 года назад +8

    Is this news report a f king joke???
    I used to follow WION Gravitas avidly until you guys decided to label our largest export commodity synonymous with Toilets in this attempt at pun!
    Stick to reporting factual news and leave the sarcasm to actual comedians.
    Thank you. 🇵🇬❤🇵🇬

  • @creddesignmatters6855
    @creddesignmatters6855 2 года назад +1

    PMJM actually appointed the Hon Pogio Ghate (Member for Daulo) as the Vice Minister for Coffee in his last Government...

  • @soccer9199
    @soccer9199 2 года назад +5

    World's 1st bowl minister (katora)
    Guess his name!!!

  • @himanshu4998
    @himanshu4998 2 года назад +8

    He does look like a coffee seed😂

    • @msdolly6101981
      @msdolly6101981 2 года назад

      That's rude

    • @raavyak1853
      @raavyak1853 2 года назад

      I was going say the same. It's a compliment as coffee is a great antioxidant. That's why his skin is shining

  • @sanjaysanj6688
    @sanjaysanj6688 2 года назад +5

    So what PaXistan have a Pizza General ! ✌🤩✌

    • @imtiazkhan377
      @imtiazkhan377 2 года назад

      So what india has Gobar minister...😂

  • @dhanpaulramkissoon9342
    @dhanpaulramkissoon9342 2 года назад +1

    We need to add a ministry of fools.

  • @nalaminaket-hx6kl
    @nalaminaket-hx6kl 3 месяца назад

    PNG will prove you wrong that it was a mistake to create a ministry specifically for coffee and oil palm. Hope you get the trend to show the world the progress

  • @olive3501
    @olive3501 2 года назад

    Next will be minister for cocoa and vanilla 🙆‍♀️....then what will be the use of the agriculture ministry ?😏

  • @jchristif
    @jchristif 2 года назад +1

    Ok so I need this job right now. How do I apply? ❤️☕️

  • @doreenpape6049
    @doreenpape6049 2 года назад +1

    Correction not 2million but 10million population

  • @ranadeep7462
    @ranadeep7462 2 года назад

    2:46 3:33

  • @girishrao3181
    @girishrao3181 2 года назад +1

    Just like napakistan had tea minister to stop tea consumption?

  • @raithunder
    @raithunder 2 года назад

    First of all, our population is approximately 12 million and not 2 million. And yes, I think a Minister of Coffee is a little extreme. What Mr Marape should have done was to split the Ministry of Agriculture and Livestock into two Ministries. And then go from there.

  • @harshavardhan9631
    @harshavardhan9631 2 года назад +1

    Coffe a nervous stimulant

  • @dijasquare5195
    @dijasquare5195 2 года назад +1

    We could have a senegalese minister of groundnut ; or onion.

  • @venstomon931
    @venstomon931 2 года назад

    Can he make good filter coffee ☕?

  • @shahpen3814
    @shahpen3814 2 года назад

    Malaysia needs a Minister for Corruption.

  • @danielkomolafe936
    @danielkomolafe936 2 года назад

    Very soon there will be minister of air.

  • @valamae2521
    @valamae2521 2 года назад

    India should be embarrassed for not making toilet and public sanitation ministry a priority.

  • @AFROKUSHTIC
    @AFROKUSHTIC 2 года назад

    Soon we will need minister of burger & McDonald

  • @luckypatcher8953
    @luckypatcher8953 2 года назад

    Savage Palki 😂
    I believed her for a second 😅

  • @newmanoki6228
    @newmanoki6228 2 года назад

    India needs a Minister for water and proper Sanitation. We have our own issues so you might as well concentrate on yours

  • @GD-mw1kd
    @GD-mw1kd 2 года назад +3

    Take a note... KBC aspirants 😂

  • @SandileNtombela
    @SandileNtombela 2 года назад

    The minister of Coffee looks very sweaty 😅🥵 I guess the job is not an easy one.

  • @Raybear1954
    @Raybear1954 2 года назад

    This is Saweet!

  • @khriiyon1796
    @khriiyon1796 2 года назад

    Introduce ministry of oil Palm.

  • @Aaron-8989
    @Aaron-8989 2 года назад +1

    Huh what?!

  • @rishijindalrj301
    @rishijindalrj301 2 года назад +3

    Make me President of Tea 🍵
    Lob you tea ❤️

    • @angulaaagula5926
      @angulaaagula5926 2 года назад +1

      🤩🤩🤩🤩✨✨🤩🤩🤩🤣🤩

  • @wclooh9297
    @wclooh9297 2 года назад

    Minister for Hunger

  • @doordashh
    @doordashh 2 года назад

    minister of coffee and toliet go hand in hand 💀

  • @tekajikuyalkrul5111
    @tekajikuyalkrul5111 2 года назад

    India should get a minister for cows and another for helpline services and scammers

  • @shafedpoozay6709
    @shafedpoozay6709 2 года назад

    At least get your figures right...
    2million people??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maddog3768
    @maddog3768 2 года назад

    That nothing, there is a muslim minister in Fiji, Sayyad Khaiyum holding the post of Minister of Sewer and drainage.

  • @nikehusk3849
    @nikehusk3849 2 года назад

    His girlfriend is the madame of cream😅

  • @emeshcustoms3368
    @emeshcustoms3368 2 года назад

    i am from PNG and we dont have a Minister of coffee ..STop lying to the world

  • @PLock-cc4ml
    @PLock-cc4ml 2 года назад

    🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤩😍🤣😂🇵🇬🇵🇬💪

  • @jaynejack3618
    @jaynejack3618 2 года назад

    🇵🇬 is my Hanua and we are still growing.
    Are those African ladies picking PNG coffee 🤔. If u think you are accurate on the news then get accurate on images as well... Instead of misleading on images. Also if Japan has minister for 🚽.. Good for them at least toilet bowls are upgraded and educational hygiene awareness.. Maybe Indian should learn from them 🙃..
    Every country should not be judged by outsiders.

  • @s.m9802
    @s.m9802 2 года назад

    Nice

  • @pyarahindustani8553
    @pyarahindustani8553 2 года назад

    India needs minister of traffic jam.

  • @staro4848
    @staro4848 2 года назад

    What a joke and waste of money

  • @jaffarnaqvi443
    @jaffarnaqvi443 2 года назад

    a minister for heavy metal music plsss

  • @solid2661
    @solid2661 2 года назад +2

    Well I thought slum dog millionaires in India is a real thing.
    Maybe India can create ministry of slump dog's to generate it's revenue 🤣😲

  • @davidlalramsanpulamte3925
    @davidlalramsanpulamte3925 2 года назад

    👏👏👏

  • @chamkaur1160
    @chamkaur1160 2 года назад

    Mono - export dependency. Banana Republic economics.
    Must be the imf telling you it's good for you.

  • @kevinyowait2463
    @kevinyowait2463 2 года назад

    Sounds good, minister for coffee, not unusual. Japan having minister for lonelyness & toilets or happiness minister for UAE?
    But PNG, we shall see if there are actually any practical improvements for the coffee industry in PNG within next 05 years?
    Kevin
    Papua New Guinea

  • @jamiemetta2482
    @jamiemetta2482 2 года назад

    Kaikai kan blo mama blo you and stay out of our Internal issues kuapm mama blo disla reporter

  • @jibbythepencuri
    @jibbythepencuri 2 года назад

    Next pls appoint minister of tea, spoon, sugar, toothbrush and stuff...great

  • @Rafaelnk21
    @Rafaelnk21 2 года назад +2

    Hilarious 😂

  • @droid-8928
    @droid-8928 2 года назад

    now they need a minister for the cannibals that eat people still

    • @kawini7985
      @kawini7985 2 года назад +5

      Still vacant for you to apply!

    • @elijahsesi4755
      @elijahsesi4755 2 года назад +5

      You look perfect for the job. They hire only experts.

    • @droid-8928
      @droid-8928 2 года назад

      @@elijahsesi4755 i'm a vegetarian lol the irony lol

    • @elijahsesi4755
      @elijahsesi4755 2 года назад +5

      @@droid-8928 I'm sure they don't discriminate 😇. In any case, the lands 99% natural u can always fit right in with the other cows.

    • @tomriddle164
      @tomriddle164 2 года назад +1

      @@elijahsesi4755 lol 😅

  • @alexandrareginaaminaalexan5256
    @alexandrareginaaminaalexan5256 2 года назад +1

    😆😆😆😆😆

  • @seandadon4884
    @seandadon4884 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ES457
    @ES457 2 года назад

    *Minister of Deez Nuts

  • @MrDebour
    @MrDebour 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @markarca6360
    @markarca6360 2 года назад

    ☕☕☕☕☕☕

  • @web_devs
    @web_devs 2 года назад

    coffee.png