THE DUCKS

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2014
  • this is the rivetting tale of what happened between the ducks and Joe Banks.
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  • @WrestleManiaX7Fan
    @WrestleManiaX7Fan 7 лет назад +885

    "Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say, Toronto."
    I DIED

    • @blondeeagles
      @blondeeagles 7 лет назад +8

      HereInMyLamborghini it's from the Simpsons

    • @yourcanadiansenpai4478
      @yourcanadiansenpai4478 5 лет назад +9

      I was literally screaming at the screen: "CANADA AND TORONTO ARE THE SAME PLACE!" XD

    • @Neon1880
      @Neon1880 5 лет назад +5

      blondeeagles no the simpsons got it from this

    • @matthew03891
      @matthew03891 2 года назад +2

      @@yourcanadiansenpai4478 I'm 2 years late but Canadians who don't live in Toronto don't like Toronto and wish it were apart of the states

    • @slycoopervaultmaster1256
      @slycoopervaultmaster1256 2 года назад +2

      @@matthew03891 I don't live in Toronto and I love it there.

  • @isaacj3488
    @isaacj3488 4 года назад +251

    you could stop at five or six ducks, or just one.

    • @nasirhabib9986
      @nasirhabib9986 2 года назад +17

      "I don't need ducks, they disappoint me".

    • @zacharysherry2910
      @zacharysherry2910 2 года назад +4

      @@nasirhabib9986 lmao

    • @sluncture
      @sluncture Год назад +5

      ​@@nasirhabib9986 honey you got a big duck coming

  • @em8991
    @em8991 7 лет назад +603

    Joe Banks, 82 years young has come to this pond for the last seventeen years to feed the ducks. But last month, he made a discovery; the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down over there near those ducks. But it could be that there's no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.

  • @unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956
    @unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956 7 лет назад +360

    If this was improvised this man was comedic genius

  • @PeeNidsCold
    @PeeNidsCold 5 лет назад +129

    Paranormal documentaries be like

  • @iLikeTheUDK
    @iLikeTheUDK 5 лет назад +79

    The bizarre editing is the cherry on top

    • @meatypatte7125
      @meatypatte7125 3 года назад +6

      The weird cut at the end always kills me where he says there’s no room in a modern world that always kills me

  • @bogmummy8288
    @bogmummy8288 6 лет назад +249

    i’ve seen the original in the simpsons but this guy’s deliverance and deadpan expression make it 10x funnier. also the fucking random head turning always gets me

  • @sarahharman9879
    @sarahharman9879 4 года назад +47

    The way he says ducks is low-key mesmerizing

  • @bunnyboo39
    @bunnyboo39 5 лет назад +80

    Love how he turns for every sentence to put emphasis and intensity in this ASMR 👌 10/10 would recommend.

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 Год назад +10

    The best part is that he doesn't even turn to face a different camera. He either does a full turn every time, or he turns back the other way, intentionally trying to make it seem like he turns just a quarter, knowing it will get edited out in post.

  • @faith2894
    @faith2894 6 лет назад +67

    *This is my kind of asmr*

  • @cannedbeans3385
    @cannedbeans3385 5 лет назад +21

    Why am i watching this late at night

  • @kakashihatake6176
    @kakashihatake6176 5 лет назад +51

    He is joe banks
    *PLOT TWIST*

  • @purplenurple6278
    @purplenurple6278 6 лет назад +45

    82 years Young

  • @portalbucket5365
    @portalbucket5365 4 года назад +25

    This is so sad, im literally shaking and crying rn😭😭😭

  • @JokeHatesItHere
    @JokeHatesItHere 4 года назад +43

    All jokes aside he's really good at whatever he's trying to do

    • @Lo-opss
      @Lo-opss Год назад

      I think this videos came from an acting school or something like that, so idk if this method of learning works, but they sure gain confidence on it I guess

  • @johnb1391
    @johnb1391 4 года назад +10

    Some say the old man couldn't keep his...Ducks in a row.

  • @gracet6533
    @gracet6533 6 лет назад +38

    I don't believe it.
    I can't believe it.
    ...

  • @obsidiannutsack551
    @obsidiannutsack551 2 года назад +4

    Why hasnt this been recommended to millions of people yet?!

    • @GravityK-b
      @GravityK-b 2 года назад +1

      Been wondering the same thing.

  • @TimDuffieRules
    @TimDuffieRules 2 года назад +2

    This is just Dead Milkmen without instrumentation, and I'm here for it.

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 5 лет назад +13

    This was deep... I mean real deep!

  • @deaddominus6023
    @deaddominus6023 6 лет назад +15

    some say he is still looking for the DUCKS

  • @GrifGuy123
    @GrifGuy123 9 лет назад +36

    This is so great xD

    • @Karim-zx9ss
      @Karim-zx9ss 9 лет назад +1

      OMG GRIF GUY I AM YOUR BEIGGEST FANNNN

  • @jolksjumbojemi
    @jolksjumbojemi 3 года назад +2

    quinton reviews has been alive for so long.

  • @AngryGoose
    @AngryGoose 4 года назад +5

    I just realised this is from the Simpsons, season 9 episode 21

  • @Mr.Fluffy_Rainbow
    @Mr.Fluffy_Rainbow Год назад

    Why hasn’t this popped off yet?

  • @siegebrickstudios4828
    @siegebrickstudios4828 5 лет назад +6

    _more dramatic than the titanic_

  • @sadwitch7554
    @sadwitch7554 6 лет назад +9

    82 years young.

    • @forgottenvale667
      @forgottenvale667 2 года назад

      Has he lived 82 years... *or does he have 82 years left*?

  • @furniture5223
    @furniture5223 6 лет назад +15

    A.S.M.R... 😍

  • @JMBraz1
    @JMBraz1 2 года назад +2

    Klaus Baudelaire trying to explain something be like:

  • @VinchVolt
    @VinchVolt 7 месяцев назад

    This is the strangest start to a Twilight Zone episode I've ever seen.

  • @wanjacarrez8464
    @wanjacarrez8464 5 лет назад +5

    I love this

  • @colin1370
    @colin1370 5 лет назад +3

    Oh no, not the ducks

  • @user-a6k9i6n9o6M
    @user-a6k9i6n9o6M 3 года назад +2

    We petition for the ducks XD

  • @alexandrecholat1113
    @alexandrecholat1113 6 лет назад +14

    boy you are a legend

  • @victorymansions
    @victorymansions 2 года назад +1

    Joe Banks, inventor of the 360° standing device

  • @flashnrt
    @flashnrt 4 года назад +7

    Is it just me, or does he kinda sound like the guy from the “Burger King Foot Lettuce” meme?

  • @moopmeow
    @moopmeow 3 года назад +4

    i hope joe finds his ducks :/

  • @-CloClo-
    @-CloClo- 3 года назад +2

    The camera angles lmao

  • @dirtydan9785
    @dirtydan9785 2 года назад

    "How crazy is that shit? Anyway I'm Rod Serling"

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 17 дней назад

    I want to believe this is how RUclipsr horror content creators exactly do while recording their commentary and narration.

  • @RationalRyan
    @RationalRyan Год назад

    "Joe Banks" is a strange way of saying "Hugh Neutron".

  • @jayohen5918
    @jayohen5918 3 года назад +1

    You're watching... Bart's People.

  • @faselblaDer3te
    @faselblaDer3te 6 лет назад +7

    glorious ducks...

  • @sgt.keyboardwarrior2580
    @sgt.keyboardwarrior2580 5 лет назад +3

    THE DUCKS WERE GONE.

  • @nrdesign1991
    @nrdesign1991 3 года назад +1

    All that's missing is "Harvest Dawn" from Oblivion, and the subtitles in script.

  • @rachelann2003
    @rachelann2003 2 года назад

    The way he kept slowly turning 😭

  • @orchetect7415
    @orchetect7415 7 месяцев назад

    Somebody needs to do a compilation of only the parts where he turns to or away from camera and just loop it

  • @heywhatsup5602
    @heywhatsup5602 5 лет назад +2

    the dutch captions without sound tho

  • @ytn675
    @ytn675 5 лет назад +2

    Golden videos

  • @zarrowthehorse
    @zarrowthehorse 6 лет назад +6

    *JOE BANKS*

  • @magefox_
    @magefox_ 2 года назад +1

    the guy during the video was like ⤵️

  • @collin3860
    @collin3860 3 года назад +1

    He looks like Eric from FBE.

  • @forgottenvale667
    @forgottenvale667 2 года назад +1

    WHERE DID THE DUCKS GO?!?!? 😢

  • @redacted6202
    @redacted6202 3 года назад

    This guy better have got the fucking job

  • @Totas_funnynumber
    @Totas_funnynumber 2 года назад

    Choose your character? I main the duck oracle

  • @nicho8
    @nicho8 6 лет назад +2

    cool hair

  • @Starless2012
    @Starless2012 2 года назад

    Some say the ducks never existed in the first place

  • @drewc9940
    @drewc9940 2 года назад

    the inspiration behind tony soprano

  • @zacharysherry2910
    @zacharysherry2910 2 года назад

    Pro level awkward

  • @lexdocks8262
    @lexdocks8262 3 года назад +2

    from the Simpsons, but this delivery is everything

  • @roziemie
    @roziemie 2 года назад +1

    8 years later its still true

  • @Coolquip43
    @Coolquip43 5 лет назад +5

    I can't be the first one to know that this is from The Simpsons right?

  • @Gomer._.
    @Gomer._. 2 года назад

    Where’s the original channel for this stuff

  • @yyg4632
    @yyg4632 2 года назад

    so deepb bruh

  • @Peeeeweeeherman
    @Peeeeweeeherman 6 лет назад +5

    This is so loud

  • @MichaelYT22
    @MichaelYT22 3 года назад +1

    🗿

  • @kilsymendez2943
    @kilsymendez2943 2 года назад

    ft. Toronto

  • @gangsterman5590
    @gangsterman5590 2 года назад

    Is this jshlatt

  • @p344y
    @p344y Год назад

    Why. Does. He. Keep. Turning

  • @mattobrien6502
    @mattobrien6502 2 года назад

    Why

  • @notascam7808
    @notascam7808 3 года назад

    It's from a fucking Simpsons episode

  • @Joscat60
    @Joscat60 7 месяцев назад

    leik if u cri evertim

  • @c00kie_monstr
    @c00kie_monstr 3 года назад

    Who’s joe?

  • @Alejandro-ed2ym
    @Alejandro-ed2ym 6 лет назад +2

    rata

  • @asian_quacking_duck3739
    @asian_quacking_duck3739 5 лет назад +2

    idk wut he is talking about

  • @the10ofdiamondscard
    @the10ofdiamondscard 2 года назад +1

    this is a simpsons bit. #cancelled