DON'T PLAY THIS GAME | Welcome To The Game 2 - Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @trevormurphy8889
    @trevormurphy8889 6 лет назад +6598

    Mark, you could get a whole series out of this. Apparently this game is really hard to complete. But theres some tips for completing it. Basically, you need to stop using WEP wifi as soon as possible. The other types will help lower your chances of getting swatted. If Noir opened up your window, you're in luck, because If you hear sirens approaching, you should turn off your computer and hide IN THE SHOWER. That's the only place the swat doesn't check. Secondly. You did a great job keeping that door locked, but it won't stop the hitman. If you hear footsteps approaching your door, it's either the hitman or someone else. I dont remember his name, i think its Breather, though. Regardless, if you hear footsteps approaching your door MAKE SURE IT IS LOCKED. If you then hear lockpicking sounds, TURN OFF ALL OF THE LIGHTS IN YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR COMPUTER. Turning off all the lights makes the hitman think you're not home, and he'll leave MUCH faster. HIDE IN EITHER THE CLOSET OR THE BATHTUB. DO NOT PEEK, EVER. DO NOT MAKE A SOUND. If you leave your lights on he'll take forever to leave, and if you leave your computer on he'll wipe your notes AND steal a LOT of your DOS coins. After you THINK he's left, you need to turn on the lights otherwise Noir will get you. Secondly, you NEED to remain quiet, because the hitman may be trying to trick you into thinking he's left. Finally, you should almost NEVER look through the peephole if hitman is out there, he'll probablu shoot you in the head through the peephole if you do, something he is apparently famous for.
    There's some cues as to whether or not Breather is gonna come get you. However, sometimes he'll appear even without cues. One clue is he will call you and you'll hear either heavy breathing, maniacal laughing, or him telling you he's coming to find or get you. If you hear him in the hallway, do not look out the window or through the peephole. Once he starts fidgeting with your door, DO NOT HIDE. You have to remain completely silent AND hold the door shut. This can take several minutes. Theres also another way breather can get you. When you're getting packages, before you get them you should hide in that nearby door for several minutes, make sure he's not there, then get your package, go BACK into the room, and hide there for several more minutes. Basically, if you go to pick up your package and you can't, you're already dead. Same with if you cant get back into your apartment complex. That's why you should preemptively hide for several minutes. If he comes up to the door you're hiding in, you fight him off the same way as If you were in your apartment. Shut up and hold the door shut.
    You already know how to fight noir, just look away for 30 seconds.
    I won't lie, this game is VERY hard, but you're the king of FNAF, so I think this challenge shouldn't be too much for you. It'll just be very time consuming. If you decide to do it, then good luck, I'm rooting for you!

    • @ChaseFace
      @ChaseFace 6 лет назад +529

      Trevor Murphy you’re confusing the first and second game because you read the wiki. The breather doesn’t call you anymore, nor can he invade you.
      Also the Hitman is Lucas. The Breather will only attack you in the alley.

    • @trevormurphy8889
      @trevormurphy8889 6 лет назад +411

      ChaseFace I thought that was the case. It seemed weird that that strategy repeated itself. Oh well, nobody's perfect. Thanks for the correction, though. Appreciate it.

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler 6 лет назад +63

      Who would use WEP anyway, it's incredibly easy to break in to.

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler 6 лет назад +156

      Honestly if the player character was at all informed he wouldn't get swatted in the first place. The deep web is commonly hidden behind Tor onion links that obfuscate IP addresses, and can only be accessed when tunnelling through Tor. As such, it'd be bloody difficult to find anyone using Tor in the first place, and blacklisting Tor entry nodes is also very difficult for authorities because only the exit node is visible to outsiders.

    • @jj_1167
      @jj_1167 6 лет назад +46

      Trevor Murphy at least edit it now

  • @raccoob883
    @raccoob883 6 лет назад +10714

    Tips: the noir won’t attack unless you confront them, turning your back on them for 30 secs makes them go away.
    The breather is in the alley, that’s why the room is there. When retrieving a package hide in the room to look if he comes to the door, you will see the door move slightly before he kicks it in lift up the handle, continue doing this until he leaves. After three or more packages he will run at you before getting to the door.
    The hitman you will require motion sensors on either side of the door, turn off all the lights and pc and hide in bathroom before he enters or he will shut off the power.
    The doll maker is a secret side quest killer activated by the website, to survive him you must buy the lolpy floppy disc and put it in the pc in the lobby to find a woman.
    For the swat just change wifi often, VPN find green spots around the building to get the best doscoin income. Your flashlight can run out, conserve it. LIKE SO MARK CAN SEE

    • @notarealname4299
      @notarealname4299 6 лет назад +94

      lol what

    • @szorrin6812
      @szorrin6812 6 лет назад +231

      You don't need to turn off the lights at all, I've watched tons of streamers play and they never do. Just hide, stay quiet and don't peek until he leaves and you hear him lock the door.

    • @kylecab31
      @kylecab31 6 лет назад +168

      dude you're some kind of professional in this game I like it, hope Mark sees this!

    • @naiyabaiya
      @naiyabaiya 6 лет назад +143

      the hell man just kill me this too much lol

    • @noamsilas7408
      @noamsilas7408 6 лет назад +22

      400th like!

  • @solsanguis8032
    @solsanguis8032 4 года назад +6075

    “Why can’t the drone just bring it up to my balcony?”
    The 7 murderers/hitmen that want to know his apartment location: yeah

    • @jackgold7340
      @jackgold7340 3 года назад +197

      Agent 47 would like to know your location

    • @dustinmalpass
      @dustinmalpass 3 года назад +201

      @@jackgold7340problem being, they already know it, it would only help him because he wouldn't have leave and risk entrance Lucas or the breather

    • @tricok577
      @tricok577 3 года назад +18

      @@dustinmalpass stupid Adam ratted his apartment out

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 3 года назад +33

      @@dustinmalpass The player character doesn’t know that.

    • @joaogabrielemilianodasilva6917
      @joaogabrielemilianodasilva6917 3 года назад +13

      Dont forget the fbi

  • @kingempire1690
    @kingempire1690 3 года назад +2028

    Imagine going to kill someone only for them to see you, scream and turn around just to start counting to 30 in a hysterical voice like a twisted game of hide and seek.

  • @Dami_Ka
    @Dami_Ka 4 года назад +7903

    I love at 6:55 you see all the people in the game chat on the left going back and forth like "save her" "kill her" but there's this one guy who's just like "this girl needs some conditioner"

  • @anau725
    @anau725 4 года назад +3565

    26:51 -- Power outage
    34:31 -- Loud bang, door opens
    46:15 -- Mark hears movement and/or breathing.
    46:37 -- Mark opens door to the bathroom closet.
    55:34 -- Mark hears something.
    57:16 -- "Creepy" noise on the computer.
    1:02:08 -- Power outage
    1:11:24 -- Mark sees Noir on his balcony.
    1:12:39 -- Mark is attacked.
    1:44:47 -- Mark meets a friend.
    1:48:01 -- Power outage
    2:08:36 -- Mark has a stalker peeping at him.
    2:11:41 -- Power outage
    2:19:45 -- Mark Sees Noir on His Balcony: Part Two: The Return of the Noir: The Movie
    2:27:39 -- Mark meets his soulmate.
    I didn't make this.

    • @imtyrese282
      @imtyrese282 4 года назад +117

      Anău finally, I Was Searching So Long To Find All The Times Of The Jumpscares

    • @lucasblake7581
      @lucasblake7581 4 года назад +40

      Uuuh I- I RUUUUUUUNN!!!

    • @888-n4h
      @888-n4h 4 года назад +16

      Thank

    • @emkay1022
      @emkay1022 4 года назад +12

      Thank you!!

    • @AdamTheKitsune
      @AdamTheKitsune 4 года назад +9

      do you play dbd?

  • @justa_floof4666
    @justa_floof4666 4 года назад +2749

    can we just talk about how this apartment should be sued for making people live in a place where the power goes out every 5 mins and THEY have to fix it? and they don't get paid for it?

    • @mr.sweetsman232
      @mr.sweetsman232 4 года назад +86

      The power goes out cuz of of the people who kill you

    • @Treble453
      @Treble453 4 года назад +127

      Also what kinds of rude neighbors does he have that he has to do it

    • @08_oso
      @08_oso 4 года назад +116

      @@mr.sweetsman232 no your wrong, the breaker gets tripped which is why the lever is to the left and you have to fix it.
      If the murderers were gonna cut the power they'd have to destroy the box or break the lever and trip it

    • @tazamane9705
      @tazamane9705 4 года назад +8

      @@08_oso *you're

    • @thebookofeli849
      @thebookofeli849 4 года назад +15

      @@mr.sweetsman232 No the power goes out because of all the lawsuits

  • @malevolentsnow9867
    @malevolentsnow9867 Год назад +1405

    It really is too bad this game didn’t have SOME sort of save mechanism because I think it would have garnered a lot more longevity if it had. Even though it was quite popular upon release, a lot of people have forgotten about it now and I think that’s because so few people want to jump into a save file they know they’ll need to play for several hours, knowing they’ll likely fail. As cool as this game is, I don’t blame Mark for not finishing it.

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Год назад +266

      It’s moreso that people don’t want to support the dev. He has a history of harassing streamers who say anything remotely critical. There was one dude (don’t remember his name) who streamed this game for over 100 hours, then the dev hopped on, ruined his game for two hours, insulted him, threatened to “leak his dms” then blocked him. There are videos about it, I think it happened in 2020

    • @malevolentsnow9867
      @malevolentsnow9867 Год назад +152

      @@stevendemayo3631 wtf that’s creepy. While I still believe the game didn’t/wouldn’t last for the reasons I listed above, the developer going crazy like that isn’t helping their case. Some people really can’t handle criticism and that’s not a good quality to have if you’re releasing something outside of the box.

    • @trashchannel7749
      @trashchannel7749 Год назад +8

      I like your pfp!

    • @malevolentsnow9867
      @malevolentsnow9867 Год назад +17

      @@trashchannel7749 lol thanks, it’s just Kirby with the UFO power up from one of the DS games.

    • @jarrygarry5316
      @jarrygarry5316 Год назад +86

      ​​@@stevendemayo3631 The developer is a troll.People should avoid to buy his game again to boycott his unethical behavior.Maybe that is why Mark doesn't play his latest game "Scrutinized" anymore

  • @JeychiGamerschannel
    @JeychiGamerschannel 6 лет назад +13257

    I like to imagine the kidnappers in game while they're outside the appartment just hear mark yelling at a nonexistent chat about "I DID LOCK THE DOOR!"

  • @ayelmao4258
    @ayelmao4258 6 лет назад +1628

    1:12:33
    See a killer at the door
    "Let me run at the door so I can get a full view of looking at him"
    Top 10 best gamer logic in the history

    • @LReezy1997
      @LReezy1997 6 лет назад +6

      bob lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @343-v3c
      @343-v3c 5 лет назад +1

      Horroe*

    • @ლ.ლ-ნ7ძ
      @ლ.ლ-ნ7ძ 5 лет назад +4

      B O B B in the history of what???

    • @Yirialo
      @Yirialo 5 лет назад

      @@ლ.ლ-ნ7ძ gaming

    • @aromakss
      @aromakss 5 лет назад

      666

  • @smolpotate28
    @smolpotate28 6 лет назад +7378

    Mark: "your first reaction to WOOM is not 'hello?'
    Also Mark: *hears noise behind him* hello?

    • @lucidartist8026
      @lucidartist8026 6 лет назад +46

      Trash in general 😂😂😂

    • @sherdest5141
      @sherdest5141 6 лет назад +87

      Hypocritical Markipler XD

    • @VTuber_Central
      @VTuber_Central 6 лет назад +34

      But the girl was kidnaped so the situation is different you dope

    • @sherdest5141
      @sherdest5141 6 лет назад +60

      Yes but Mark also is aware of the threats that are coming still

    • @thezoeyshow9938
      @thezoeyshow9938 6 лет назад +8

      Trash in general LMAO

  • @omnimonium
    @omnimonium 2 года назад +1056

    gotta be honest, in spite of this game's massive flaws that led to mark (entirely rightfully) never finishing it, i always find myself coming back to this series. i'm deeply fascinated by the concept; the situations in this game are so real and so horrifying, from what you find on the internet to the fact you have to be completely silent if you even _suspect_ someone is after you. I'm not saying the game's portrayal of the dark web in itself is correct, but as someone with a morbid fascination for the pits of humanity, seeing these horrific websites laid out in a manner that reminds you there is someone in real life who does things like this... it creeps me the feck out.

    • @bigware9588
      @bigware9588 2 года назад +28

      I could’ve sworn he finished it, although it’s been a good long while since I’ve watched this series.

    • @spacemantiss
      @spacemantiss 2 года назад +109

      @@bigware9588 Nah he didn't. The game is extremely difficult and has no save system. I assume this is why he gave up after so many hours of trying and failing.

    • @omnimonium
      @omnimonium 2 года назад +89

      @@spacemantiss it was that, combined with the fact that multiple times, he died and lost hours of work because of a bug in the game.

    • @spacemantiss
      @spacemantiss 2 года назад +43

      @@omnimonium oh so he was occasionally killed by rng bug? I could see how that could quickly become agonizing to play with.

    • @rogelioestrada4530
      @rogelioestrada4530 2 года назад +100

      @@spacemantiss And on top of that, there are rumors that the creator of the game was using a coded in backdoor to purposefully harass Mark after his critique of the game

  • @sniffboi
    @sniffboi 3 года назад +8775

    Imagine being a murderer at your victim’s door and hearing them yell “I LOCKED THE DAMN DOOR”

    • @winter1353
      @winter1353 3 года назад +304

      Another time then

    • @biggiezoinks7583
      @biggiezoinks7583 3 года назад +364

      Understandable have a nice day.

    • @Balloraaaaaa
      @Balloraaaaaa 3 года назад +157

      I would die laughing if I was the murderer

    • @kcjoules1841
      @kcjoules1841 3 года назад +55

      Memento mori!

    • @sniffboi
      @sniffboi 3 года назад +53

      @@kcjoules1841 ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @jooj4698
    @jooj4698 5 лет назад +4019

    Imagine going to kill a guy for using the deepweb and he is just screaming alone to himself at the PC

    • @benjones-75
      @benjones-75 5 лет назад +151

      JooJ or looking through window to a guy walking into his shower willingly and yelling “WHY!”

    • @Scarlet495
      @Scarlet495 4 года назад +19

      @@benjones-75 me every day

    • @thenecromorph5187
      @thenecromorph5187 4 года назад +70

      Its at the point that if i were the killer i would use the guys microwave to get popcorn and since he is screaming his ass off i dont think he will hear and ill pull up a chair and watch the show XD

    • @Kkimi407
      @Kkimi407 4 года назад +2

      I destroyed 969

    • @Scarlet495
      @Scarlet495 4 года назад +6

      @@Kkimi407 i destroy nice things too like *anal destruction*

  • @Aeizium
    @Aeizium 5 лет назад +3610

    26:51 -- Power outage
    34:31 -- Loud bang, door opens
    46:15 -- Mark hears movement and/or breathing.
    46:37 -- Mark opens door to the bathroom closet.
    55:34 -- Mark hears something.
    57:16 -- "Creepy" noise on the computer.
    1:02:08 -- Power outage
    1:11:24 -- Mark sees Noir on his balcony.
    1:12:39 -- Mark is attacked.
    1:44:47 -- Mark meets a friend.
    1:48:01 -- Power outage
    2:08:36 -- Mark has a stalker peeping at him.
    2:11:41 -- Power outage
    2:19:45 -- Mark Sees Noir on His Balcony: Part Two: The Return of the Noir: The Movie
    2:27:39 -- Mark meets his soulmate.

    • @sunflwrcat
      @sunflwrcat 5 лет назад +139

      Ryan why is this comment so underrated xd

    • @KadenHamner
      @KadenHamner 5 лет назад +31

      @@sunflwrcat honestly

    • @Aeizium
      @Aeizium 5 лет назад +85

      well i took it from someone else i had to do scrolling to find it so i just reposted it for my own convenience

    • @malevolentmarmalade4828
      @malevolentmarmalade4828 5 лет назад +92

      why did you make the scenes sound less scary than they were i almost had a heart attack

    • @Aeizium
      @Aeizium 5 лет назад +36

      @@malevolentmarmalade4828 lady that's your own problem, narcissist in training

  • @SmortSlith
    @SmortSlith Год назад +351

    lowkey forgot how unsettling this game is

  • @kiiyann0
    @kiiyann0 3 года назад +7200

    Imagine going to kill someone, successfully breaking into their apartment only to not see them. You’re about to leave when you hear muffled yelling from the bathroom and the sound of the shower curtain opening and closing over and over.

    • @randomguyontheinternet9107
      @randomguyontheinternet9107 3 года назад +333

      **Target Spotted**

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 3 года назад +231

      "Terrorists win."

    • @Urban_Goose
      @Urban_Goose 3 года назад +330

      "imagine going to kill someone"
      Yes hmm... a common thing everyone can do

    • @AishiCheemo
      @AishiCheemo 3 года назад +124

      @@Urban_Goose Almost everyone CAN kill someone or something, but not everyone CAN get away with it. :) People kill people on accident sometimes.

    • @Urban_Goose
      @Urban_Goose 3 года назад +41

      @@AishiCheemo yes ik, I'm not a pacifist I was just making a joke

  • @maryilama6774
    @maryilama6774 5 лет назад +4078

    Everyone in the chat: MARK LOCK YOUR DOOORR!
    that one person in the chat: plot twist: we are talking about Mark's actual door

  • @kevcrabill7921
    @kevcrabill7921 5 лет назад +3293

    Mark: when are they gonna send the assassin? When are they gonna?
    Game: *sends assassin*
    Mark: *rages*

    • @Silverlugia1256
      @Silverlugia1256 4 года назад +22

      It's funny when people ask for these things and they rage it's every day too 😅😂

    • @Silverlugia1256
      @Silverlugia1256 4 года назад +4

      Should have added this sooner me when playing 007: you die now. ALL GUARDS IN ENTIRE ROOM: oblige at the same time by one guard shooting me which causes explosive to go 5 feet out of range (range is 5 feet so ten feet in all) and explosive next to him going off for no reason

    • @yuk1.mp4
      @yuk1.mp4 4 года назад

      Time?

    • @kingestate_yt
      @kingestate_yt 3 года назад +3

      @@yuk1.mp4 im a year late but 5 mins b4 end

    • @Popcorn_mark
      @Popcorn_mark 3 года назад

      @@Silverlugia1256 when I ask for things that I know I’m gonna hate I just laugh at how it actually happened and laugh at myself for being dumb enough to ask for it

  • @Motte-9000
    @Motte-9000 6 лет назад +975

    Motion detectors can warn you of Lucas, as can footsteps and the sou d of him picking your lock. Before Lucas (The Hit man) enters the room, make sure to turn off all lights to make him leave sooner, turn off your computer to as well, and then hide in the shower, DO NOT LOOK PEEK OUTSIDE. When Lucas leaves, turn on all the lights immediately to prevent the Noir from killing you. There's a chance the power will go out while Lucas is still in your room. Look out for the Noir when that happens, the Noir also tend to appear if you have clicked on a link and it is not loading.
    If you are to leave The Doll Maker site up and go check your door you will see The Doll Maker standing there with one of his dolls and presents you a side quest.
    Holding the VPNs on the wall until you find a spot where they turn green held you find the best place to leave them.
    Hope this helped.

    • @agustog4009
      @agustog4009 6 лет назад +22

      Melina Jenkins you don’t have to turn all of the lights on for the noir. If you see them you turn away for 30 seconds and they go away (your back to them).

    • @agustog4009
      @agustog4009 6 лет назад +9

      Melina Jenkins also vpns are useless :p just buy back door hacks and let yourself get hacked and you can get upwards to 100 D Coins

    • @alienkeef6488
      @alienkeef6488 6 лет назад +7

      Totally unrelated but your profile picture is beautiful

    • @keithquang9169
      @keithquang9169 6 лет назад +6

      Correct me if I’m wrong but is your profile picture Daddy Shiro?

    • @Motte-9000
      @Motte-9000 6 лет назад +1

      KEITH QUANG You are indeed correct.

  • @aliciaduarte4878
    @aliciaduarte4878 4 года назад +9670

    Thank you comments section, you’ve been a lovely host. However I must push on and go...full screen.

    • @novaeffect6714
      @novaeffect6714 3 года назад +134

      ok

    • @46nezumisucks
      @46nezumisucks 3 года назад +635

      godspeed, comrade

    • @johnnythejoker1773
      @johnnythejoker1773 3 года назад +160

      We will crack open a cold one for ya (unless you don’t drink then at that point) we will have to give you a big cake or something I don’t know

    • @thebutterscotchkid2481
      @thebutterscotchkid2481 3 года назад +131

      NO! You won't be able to handle it!
      (This is a joke)

    • @blehbloop6584
      @blehbloop6584 3 года назад +115

      Godspeed brave soldier

  • @camolotthe42
    @camolotthe42 3 года назад +480

    Girl: *literally being violently murdered right this second*
    Adam: *nonchalantly gives Mark a tutorial, completely unhurried*

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 4 года назад +6513

    Hacker: I’m going to hack your bank account and steal your Dos.
    Me: *Completes Crossword Puzzle*
    Hacker: ‘Understandable have a nice day’

    • @mojo7901
      @mojo7901 4 года назад +63

      Is this comment format getting old to anyone else?

    • @maddy5975
      @maddy5975 4 года назад +177

      @@mojo7901 no its a youtube comment for gods sake not a dissertation

    • @osvaldorestrepo8680
      @osvaldorestrepo8680 4 года назад +77

      @@mojo7901 Not if it's actually funny

    • @IX_4
      @IX_4 4 года назад +17

      @@mojo7901 yeah its old

    • @_.v4nny.b0nny._
      @_.v4nny.b0nny._ 4 года назад +39

      @@mojo7901 I thought it was funny then again I think alot of stupid things are funny so idk

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 4 года назад +4385

    power: *goes out*
    mark with no flashlight: where am i?!
    noir with no flashlight: where are you?!

  • @mmus13898
    @mmus13898 2 года назад +460

    “I hope there’s not a friendly visitor waiting for me”
    Lucas: I’m about to end this man’s whole game

  • @tarocise4279
    @tarocise4279 5 лет назад +865

    my favorite part of this is always when mark gets mad at the chat for saying "F" because he thinks they're telling him to press f, but really they're saying f to pay respects because it seemed he was pretty much screwed

  • @cosmicdreams7520
    @cosmicdreams7520 6 лет назад +9693

    i love how mark thought the chat was spamming f to tell him to turn on his flashlight, when they were spamming f to pay their respects

  • @JunkJawasTaken
    @JunkJawasTaken 4 года назад +2807

    Breaks into apartment: "HAVE YOU HEARD OF NORD VPN?"

  • @RandProductions45
    @RandProductions45 2 года назад +656

    I’m convinced that the cops don’t care what you’re doing on the deep web, they’re just upset that you’re on the computer past your bed time.

    • @microwavedeletus9115
      @microwavedeletus9115 4 месяца назад +12

      they're only showing up because you're using a pirated copy of windows 7

  • @kellyrunyon7676
    @kellyrunyon7676 5 лет назад +1354

    Imagine being the people that live in the building. They're like "Dude, why did the power go out" or "Why are there random people walking around my building." Then there's got to be that person under Mark like, "Dude, that guy upstairs. Why is he randomly yelling about locking a door?!"

    • @Silverlugia1256
      @Silverlugia1256 4 года назад +17

      I've mentioned this a few times power didn't go out if it did only the power company could do something about it and the switch wouldn't be turned off someone turned it off

    • @Silverlugia1256
      @Silverlugia1256 4 года назад +10

      @DiamondJacket that's why he should lock everything including what he says 😂

    • @audreymai2773
      @audreymai2773 4 года назад +13

      @@Silverlugia1256 You come back to this video a lot.. you have comments from several different dates. I seen a few from a month ago, this one from 2 weeks ago, a few from 3 weeks ago and I seen anothers from a year or so ago. I usually don't notice stuff like that, so it is weird. Why do you come back here so much? Lol!

    • @Silverlugia1256
      @Silverlugia1256 4 года назад +4

      As for on this comment it's just an interesting game and I sometimes choose to watch the old videos

    • @theyoutubepoet7428
      @theyoutubepoet7428 4 года назад +3

      I LOCKED THE GOD DAMN DOOR CMON
      Me: what

  • @pepis652
    @pepis652 3 года назад +6145

    mark accidentally made this game way scarier than it was ever supposed to be by forgetting to pick up a flashlight and getting lost in the dark like a terrified child,, this wasnt even meant to be part of the game man
    edit: i like to visit the replies under my comment here with a bowl of popcorn every couple months or so, with a 'watching the world burn' kind of smile on my face. its very entertaining honestly

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 года назад +214

      If it wasn't meant to be then the flashlight would have been stuck on him all the time.

    • @briannakotru609
      @briannakotru609 3 года назад +85

      😂😂 yeah I love how chaotic this video is

    • @MrPonthus
      @MrPonthus 3 года назад +20

      @@AppleOfThineEye If it wasnt inteded to be scary, why're there jumpscares lol

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 3 года назад +47

      @@MrPonthus I didn't say the game wasn't intended to be scary, Einstein. Read the original comment again.

    • @MrPonthus
      @MrPonthus 3 года назад +23

      @@AppleOfThineEye You said you higly doubt that it was intended to be scary. Which means that you dont think it was intended to be scary.

  • @GRNGVANNA
    @GRNGVANNA 4 года назад +7123

    Girl: "Getting psychologically tortured"
    Markiplier: Funniest shit I ever saw

    • @mojo7901
      @mojo7901 4 года назад +88

      No hate funny comment and all but is this comment format getting old to anybody else?

    • @GRNGVANNA
      @GRNGVANNA 4 года назад +181

      @@mojo7901 kinda but it still makes a funny comment once in a while

    • @mojo7901
      @mojo7901 4 года назад +29

      G10RN0 G10VANNA yeah but most people just say random things and people have been using it for a year or two

    • @katipunan4212
      @katipunan4212 4 года назад +82

      @@mojo7901 Its the fucking internet FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN

    • @friight_
      @friight_ 4 года назад +22

      Humans Are Retarded Creatures it’s literally just repeating the video

  • @Anomalocaria
    @Anomalocaria 2 года назад +62

    i have watched this series about four times now, watching Mark's full on descent into abject madness is a delightful journey - all five stages of grief displayed in a beautiful arc across six episodes, each episode with its own bitter arc of grief, culminating in the Final Acceptance that this game just... isn't for him lol.
    it's always great to follow up the series with a speedrun of the game rofl

    • @omnimonium
      @omnimonium 2 года назад +4

      artfully stated, not to mention creepily similar to my own motives in rewatching this game again and again

  • @ryuhouchiha
    @ryuhouchiha 6 лет назад +402

    mark in regards to the guy that shot you at the end, lucas. he will break into your apartment. that it why it is always important to make sure the door is locked. the warning sign for him is that you will hear the door handle jingle. that is him trying to pick the lock. run to the bathroom and hide in the tub. be very careful he is known to pretend that he left and will kill you. you can counter him by buying motion sensors and placing them in the hallways near your door. that way you know if he is coming and you have time to hide. but if you get the motion sensors also get the app on the computer that alerts you to when they go off.

    • @connorstinnett2015
      @connorstinnett2015 6 лет назад +6

      ryuhouchiha thanx for spoilers....note to self never read comments when your not even 10min in the vid...

    • @RandomGuy666100
      @RandomGuy666100 6 лет назад +1

      That's downright stupid game design then.

    • @ryuhouchiha
      @ryuhouchiha 6 лет назад +16

      @connor stinnett, sorry about that, i had posted this literally right after the stream had ended and was in the mindset that everyone had just finished watching it. i didn't think about the people who would come in later.

    • @dragongamer4056
      @dragongamer4056 5 лет назад +1

      Also close the computer cause he will steal your DOS coin

  • @shadowwulfy8684
    @shadowwulfy8684 3 года назад +4392

    Hackers in the game be like: Solve my minigames three and I leave your shit be

  • @shannontobin7825
    @shannontobin7825 4 года назад +2249

    I wish hackers would be like „I will not hack you if you beat this simple minigame(s)“

    • @luzbelrodriguez7890
      @luzbelrodriguez7890 4 года назад +9

      This comment need more likes

    • @paladinstorm
      @paladinstorm 4 года назад +61

      I mean, the implication is that the minigames are part of counter-measure software that was acquired (through Adam, if the first game is anything to go by) to defend yourself. The minigames are just interfaces (GUI) for the act of turning the type of attack back on the attacker, or at least deflecting it. So by 'winning' the minigame, you're disrupting the hacker through the counter-measures, and setting _them_ back, instead of them setting you back.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 4 года назад +8

      @@luzbelrodriguez7890 What it really needs is proper use of quotation marks.

    • @niga3
      @niga3 4 года назад +11

      @@ForeverLaxx it is a proper use of quotation marks. It is not wrong just because its different, youtube user foreverlaxx

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 4 года назад +8

      @@niga3 It is wrong. I don't subscribe to your made-up rules.

  • @sebastienstevenson1618
    @sebastienstevenson1618 Год назад +178

    I think the worst part about this game is that when you think a website is innocent it's absolutely shockingly horrible

    • @orion_starchaser
      @orion_starchaser Год назад +6

      You mean the best part

    • @OutlasterTwink
      @OutlasterTwink Год назад +36

      ​@@orion_starchaser Ohhh you're so edgy you're so scary ohhh your attempt at dark humor was so shocking 😐

    • @Noodlesoup0
      @Noodlesoup0 9 месяцев назад +1

      Except the rock website 😂

    • @typicalasianguy1805
      @typicalasianguy1805 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@OutlasterTwink
      I don’t think what he said was edgy.

  • @SYNTRY-lz8hc
    @SYNTRY-lz8hc 5 лет назад +2366

    probably dead girl: ...Please tell my parents I love them.
    Mark: *snickers*
    Adam: *Immediately* Okay....
    Mark: *cackles loudly*

    • @z3rox969
      @z3rox969 4 года назад +18

      I was laughing so hard 😭😭

    • @JamesIsVoid
      @JamesIsVoid 4 года назад +2

      SYNTRY 9169 ha me

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 4 года назад +35

      u guys read the chat that was on there to the left side of the girl? It was fkd up to say the least lol

    • @wingardiumlachancla9078
      @wingardiumlachancla9078 4 года назад +18

      I think he was reading the chat 😅
      Edit : oh welp my bad, he was laughing at the terrible acting of the girl.

    • @guccicoochie7138
      @guccicoochie7138 4 года назад +1

      Tyffanee Lavely I don’t think it’s real people though

  • @mothiq
    @mothiq 6 лет назад +514

    26:51 -- Power outage
    34:31 -- Loud bang, door opens
    46:15 -- Mark hears movement and/or breathing.
    46:37 -- Mark opens door to the bathroom closet.
    55:34 -- Mark hears something.
    57:16 -- "Creepy" noise on the computer.
    1:02:08 -- Power outage
    1:11:24 -- Mark sees Noir on his balcony.
    1:12:39 -- Mark is attacked.
    1:44:47 -- Mark meets a friend.
    1:48:01 -- Power outage
    2:08:36 -- Mark has a stalker peeping at him.
    2:11:41 -- Power outage
    2:19:45 -- Mark Sees Noir on His Balcony: Part Two: The Return of the Noir: The Movie
    2:27:39 -- Mark meets his soulmate.
    i took this from another comment, so i didnt do any of this. i just wanted a quicker jump scare list to get to for my self

    • @ashleighgoodwin8498
      @ashleighgoodwin8498 6 лет назад +6

      love your profile picture

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 5 лет назад +10

      That second one should be labeled "FBI OPEN UP!!!!"

    • @teeter_1253
      @teeter_1253 5 лет назад +2

      thx

    • @tflees
      @tflees 5 лет назад +2

      i want die RTgame fan? Or no.

    • @tflees
      @tflees 5 лет назад +1

      I want die mii

  • @The_Anti-Guide
    @The_Anti-Guide 6 лет назад +1820

    "When you hear WHOOM you don't say hello, you go AHHH and run"
    Mark: *hears chair scratch* Hello? Is anybody there?
    Mark: *hears crash* HELLO?! WHO'S IN HERE WITH ME?!
    Mark: *hears random noises* COULD YOU MAYBE NOT!! *Does not run away*
    Okay Mark, don't say hello, got it, just run.

    • @Mnyu
      @Mnyu 6 лет назад +13

      Mikowski I KNOW RIGHT?? And he started the video complaining on how the girl froze and asked "Hello?" when there was a noise 😔

    • @nintendosphia4449
      @nintendosphia4449 6 лет назад +7

      *reads comment*
      Huh, your name is like that little green thing from monsters inc

    • @EqicBunny
      @EqicBunny 6 лет назад +11

      I'm 100% sure the first time he was doing it as a joke because his reaction was quite delayed

    • @eva-kp6jh
      @eva-kp6jh 6 лет назад +2

      .

    • @jaybird6597
      @jaybird6597 6 лет назад +1

      Riiiiiiiight mark. *slow inhale* riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Weeeeeee ruuuuuun. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. *inhale*
      Riiiiiiight. *exhale* right. Right? Right.... *sigh*

  • @token_Tinko
    @token_Tinko 3 года назад +412

    Imagine if this was multiplayer and everybody got their hotel room XD

    • @nevermind3421
      @nevermind3421 2 года назад +14

      I was thinking the same omg 😂😂😂😭

    • @kof1941
      @kof1941 2 года назад +37

      That would be cool but I think everyone would prank each other and not really get anything else done

    • @jessicamcglaughlin9152
      @jessicamcglaughlin9152 Год назад +29

      Dude I would love watching the Peens play that. Bob would be screaming through walls yelling, “I FOUND A WRENCH!” And the other guys like “shut the fuck up!”

  • @shadowtailvalcorin
    @shadowtailvalcorin 5 лет назад +1843

    Mark free roaming in the hallway, and stairwell gives me intense anxiety.

    • @R3C0NSPARTAN
      @R3C0NSPARTAN 5 лет назад +159

      Honestly free roaming my own hallway and stairwell gives me anxiety

    • @stureremil4925
      @stureremil4925 5 лет назад +28

      Jordan Busch I can relate

    • @shadowtailvalcorin
      @shadowtailvalcorin 5 лет назад +25

      @@R3C0NSPARTAN honestly, same at night

    • @derpyfox1014
      @derpyfox1014 5 лет назад +17

      Unrelated, but your profile is adorable

    • @shadowtailvalcorin
      @shadowtailvalcorin 5 лет назад +12

      @@derpyfox1014 Why thank you! Its unrelated, but I do appreciate it! I like yours as well.

  • @FlaminGamin2237
    @FlaminGamin2237 5 лет назад +3556

    Mark: When you hear... *WHoOoOOm* , your first instinct isn't to go "HELLO?"
    *In Mark's playthrough of the 1st game*
    *loud noises*
    Mark: HELLO!?

  • @PrimoBambino
    @PrimoBambino 4 года назад +2215

    mark is the only one that can do livestreams, but make it seem like a normal video.

    • @ryleemacdonald863
      @ryleemacdonald863 3 года назад +45

      yup. Couldn't agree more

    • @Galapogoesgato
      @Galapogoesgato 3 года назад +17

      Fart head

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 3 года назад +10

      @Squishified i know he roasted him so badly.

    • @lindorz
      @lindorz 2 года назад +9

      Shane Shumway damn that could really hurt someone’s soul

    • @gaellorenzo3006
      @gaellorenzo3006 2 года назад +14

      @@Galapogoesgato DUDE HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT MONSTER

  • @TheDankNootTF2
    @TheDankNootTF2 2 года назад +182

    Mark: "I don't mean to laugh"
    _Not even 3 seconds later_
    Mark: *_hysterical laughter_*

  • @user-mh7db7ei1s
    @user-mh7db7ei1s 6 лет назад +2068

    You know, people like to crap on Let's Plays by saying things such as, "Why wouldn't you just play the game yourself?"
    THIS is why. This game is extremely well thought-out and interesting, but oh my god, does it give me anxiety. I'm such a chicken that I would sit in the shower the whole time and not achieve anything. So thanks Mark, for dealing with the Noir and the Breather so that wimps like me can hide in the comments when it gets too intense and enjoy the story.

    • @NE0INEAN
      @NE0INEAN 6 лет назад +79

      Bunny Wabbit I’ve never related to a comment so much before. Well said.

    • @fisherofmen3336
      @fisherofmen3336 6 лет назад +54

      And this way is free ;)

    • @bagduster9381
      @bagduster9381 6 лет назад +44

      Bunny Wabbit yeah same with me, this game literally has me sobbing on the floor with the whole house lit up holding a nerf gun or something. I need to man up tbh.

    • @morena9900
      @morena9900 6 лет назад +15

      Bunny Wabbit i literally pause the video like every 2 minutes to *breathe*

    • @DylanTheDuck18
      @DylanTheDuck18 6 лет назад +24

      Bunny Wabbit YES! and it can be really ironic when they watch sports, but don’t play them. They always make me so mad and I usually try to throw the questions back at them.
      Sorry about the rant

  • @mefistofeles5193
    @mefistofeles5193 6 лет назад +5349

    4 ads, 2 hours 30 minutes,
    *not all heroes wear capes...*

    • @fireboltofdeath
      @fireboltofdeath 5 лет назад +241

      0 ads, 2 hours, 30 minutes, 2 seconds.
      Adblocker should wear a cape.

    • @falconeclover3857
      @falconeclover3857 5 лет назад +186

      I've seen 10 ads on a 10 minute video

    • @sethhartley4826
      @sethhartley4826 5 лет назад +157

      @@falconeclover3857 I've had a 2 hour add unskippable on a 30 sec video.

    • @iidkkdii6341
      @iidkkdii6341 5 лет назад +30

      i got two ads

    • @Ledybit
      @Ledybit 5 лет назад +51

      ...the flash doesn’t wear a cape...
      Edit- I’m stupid

  • @fabz9789
    @fabz9789 3 года назад +4245

    Adam: if you see the Noir just turn your back and they should be gone
    Mark: leaves the fucking building

  • @gutzbin
    @gutzbin 4 года назад +894

    I remember playing this game, i was on the 7th hash and some assassin trying to kill me. I went to the bathroom to hide then my mom and cousins came into the room screaming. I never played again.

    • @amethystblue6355
      @amethystblue6355 4 года назад +52

      Can't you just disable microphone permissions?

    • @bbxgreenieofficial1905
      @bbxgreenieofficial1905 4 года назад +33

      I laughed my ass off at this comment😂🔥

    • @gutzbin
      @gutzbin 4 года назад +135

      Zav I liked having them because they made it so i had to focus and stay silent. It immersed me into the game, Especially cause i usually played at around 2-4am.
      The one time i played at 8pm

    • @lillian_0414
      @lillian_0414 4 года назад +6

      Damn

    • @thisismynamenow
      @thisismynamenow 4 года назад +13

      Mazen Fisher that’s rough bruh 😂

  • @AnomalousZoologist
    @AnomalousZoologist 6 лет назад +302

    When I logged into the stream I KNEW that the assassin was gonna' get you. Lo and behold, he did.
    You really ought to make a series out of this. It's going to take much more time, but it is do-able. You've beaten FNAF, you've beaten Rides with Strangers, you've even beaten the original Welcome to the Game. You just gotta' get the cues down and you're golden.

    • @redsteak5357
      @redsteak5357 6 лет назад +2

      Them "cues" are key. 👍😆

    • @jordansommer5919
      @jordansommer5919 6 лет назад +1

      Don't forget Vanish XD

    • @TheGeladoo
      @TheGeladoo 6 лет назад

      Yeah, this should be a series, just not a livestream again since the chat keeps distracting Mark

  • @salacious_modeus.
    @salacious_modeus. 4 года назад +1413

    *”This girl needs some conditioner.”*
    Me: _wheezing like a lunatic_

    • @umbraexe3069
      @umbraexe3069 4 года назад +88

      Im so glad you saw that too😂 those commets were fucked but some were so funny

    • @wxc9076
      @wxc9076 4 года назад +24

      SHE NEED SOME milk oh sorry wrong thing ehem SHE NEED SOME CONDITIONER

    • @PearuArmasJ
      @PearuArmasJ 4 года назад +2

      Where's the funny

    • @432applechips5
      @432applechips5 4 года назад +13

      @@PearuArmasJ shut up

    • @xoxotwitch.x
      @xoxotwitch.x 4 года назад +36

      The, “I’m about c*m” made me laugh for no reason 😭

  • @wolfvalentine3550
    @wolfvalentine3550 2 года назад +541

    me trying to enjoy a nice burrito while watching some mark let's plays
    Mark: "I really want AIDS"
    *slowly puts burrito away and shuts off pc*

    • @PunkWad
      @PunkWad 2 года назад +12

      You don't get to the cat and or the milk part, did you?

    • @nordic7453
      @nordic7453 2 года назад +1

      Why the burrito doe

    • @Flameonoodle
      @Flameonoodle 2 года назад +1

      @@nordic7453 Why not?

    • @thetrueknight
      @thetrueknight 2 года назад +4

      When I heard that I was like “ok Jared Fogle”

    • @roleye
      @roleye 2 года назад +2

      @@PunkWad or the shit pills?

  • @boontedyt
    @boontedyt 3 года назад +5340

    Mark: Sees someone standing on the balcony
    Mark: what’s popin
    Noir: don’t mind me just watchin

    • @jamiehill1444
      @jamiehill1444 3 года назад +123

      Mark: brand new whip just hopped in

    • @hornetisspider
      @hornetisspider 3 года назад +87

      @@jamiehill1444 and now you are permanently locked *in*

    • @supremekermitt
      @supremekermitt 3 года назад +5

      omg my brudda

    • @MizzyThwang
      @MizzyThwang 3 года назад +4

      @@supremekermitt m mlmmlmoooklk kookoooo kokoko kookookokoko kkoookokokokkokkkkkokkkkkkokkkkkkkkkokkkkkoko no mkkkkkkkkkkkokooo. Lon

    • @Aztecha2003
      @Aztecha2003 3 года назад +2

      Did you just reference NF

  • @lizardmilk6757
    @lizardmilk6757 6 лет назад +4697

    Mark: *Breathes*
    Everyone in the comments: *LOcK tHe DoOR*

  • @kittycove
    @kittycove 4 года назад +1519

    The people in chat spamming alt+f4 while Mark is asking how to save: "I have achieved comedy"

    • @anewasafreak
      @anewasafreak 4 года назад +5

      Very funny, did laugh

    • @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
      @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 4 года назад +98

      "Ah yes I will most definitely manage to fool the man who's been playing video games on RUclips for the past 6 years"

    • @movedaccount2596
      @movedaccount2596 3 года назад +2

      @[Programmer] Michael Agarkov Yeah

    • @dr.coomer789
      @dr.coomer789 3 года назад +1

      They technically right, to close the window

    • @MudkipMaster132
      @MudkipMaster132 3 года назад +3

      @@dr.coomer789 hello gordon!

  • @zifebort8245
    @zifebort8245 2 года назад +23

    3:50
    I love how the game also allow you to free roam, and the fact you can go outside make this game feels like real.. LOVE IT

  • @chloedavis2822
    @chloedavis2822 4 года назад +2105

    Mark: I haven't been hacked in awhile
    Gets hacked
    Mark: when are they going to send the assassinator
    Gets assassinated

    • @CamJam312
      @CamJam312 4 года назад +38

      You missed the opportunity to say "Mark gets assassinatored"

    • @08_oso
      @08_oso 4 года назад +3

      No one is assassinated. That's just a hitman/killing cult. You are assassinated if it was for political reasons, other wise you were murdered or killed

    • @homelesshobo4643
      @homelesshobo4643 4 года назад +47

      @@08_oso actually, assasination is defined by premeditated sudden or secretive murder. Political, financial, personal reasons dont really matter, the word just is usually used when a political official is killed secretly.

    • @lettuce4179
      @lettuce4179 4 года назад +4

      @瑞安卡特里尔 no ur mom haha lol

    • @hienosaatoa
      @hienosaatoa 4 года назад

      @@lettuce4179 no ur mom big funny

  • @skitzorikk1161
    @skitzorikk1161 4 года назад +777

    Mark: tried to sign up for disease spreading and sharing website*
    Also mark: getting raided by SWAT* "what did I do?!"

  • @DemonicDomi
    @DemonicDomi 6 лет назад +342

    Me watching mark play Welcome To The Game 2 after watching twitch streamers play this for a week straight: MAAAAAAARKKKKK...
    Tips: change WiFi up often to avoid the swat, keep the door locked.When the Noir show up, turn your back to them. Don’t turn off the lights, HIDE if you hear cars/footsteps. If you hear breathing, don’t go into the alley way, if you do, move fast and hide in the little closet in the alley way. Hold the door shut if the breather is outside.
    If the window opens, don’t look at it!!! VPNs are important. You want them to turn yellow or green before you place them on walls around the building. The 3rd floor and the 10th floor are the best bit. Don’t waste your flashlight. Turn off the monitor any time you hide or leave the apt. Can’t get hacked if it’s not on. :) I have more tips but those reveal some spoilers. (Also, Avoid the Doll Maker all together, he is just a time waster but the experience is interesting the first time around. Only click his link once you have gone through everything else.)

    • @tahneethompson6012
      @tahneethompson6012 6 лет назад +6

      don't ruin it do you not want to see him freak out and learn his lesson

    • @DemonicDomi
      @DemonicDomi 6 лет назад +33

      Tahnee Thompson I’d like to see him actually make progress in the game lol

    • @linhfphung7867
      @linhfphung7867 6 лет назад +12

      I kinda both want him to be prepared but also figure it out....but i feel like if he doesnt find out, he'll just leave it with this video and never know.

    • @samuellacika5700
      @samuellacika5700 6 лет назад +6

      When you turn off all lights and PC, Lucas will spend less time searching for you. The window will always open, it tells you when the Noir starts to be active.

    • @tahneethompson6012
      @tahneethompson6012 6 лет назад +1

      Domi Holton we watch markiplier to be entertained not to see fast progression

  • @WillowWispGaming
    @WillowWispGaming Год назад +148

    this is one of my favorite series to binge from Mark but god… it’s infuriating. still hurts me that he never beat it

    • @Firesgone
      @Firesgone Год назад +53

      Famously the dev was interfering.
      Remember how he was able to see the dev's live twitter page?
      He can watch you whenever you play and spawn in enemies

    • @cavona
      @cavona Год назад +2

      ​@firesgone7692 welcome to the game I guess lol

    • @morganley4618
      @morganley4618 Год назад +2

      Same!!!! Watch it every year

    • @someonecd9764
      @someonecd9764 Год назад +1

      He did beat it huhh

    • @TOONYBOY
      @TOONYBOY Год назад +3

      When did he beat it? In his last video on the series he said that it was a broken game and he was never coming back to it

  • @savannahe8977
    @savannahe8977 4 года назад +15507

    Who else is binging this series again to kill time since corona

    • @thatdudewhoputallthetowels602
      @thatdudewhoputallthetowels602 4 года назад +78

      🤠

    • @tigervalley62
      @tigervalley62 4 года назад +246

      Even though he never finished it...

    • @Ri_5475
      @Ri_5475 4 года назад +43

      I'm now starting to watch it 😂

    • @kawaiinigga1794
      @kawaiinigga1794 4 года назад +87

      @@tigervalley62 he finished it lol
      Look at the play list 3H vid and the other is 4H and more

    • @waterguy1744
      @waterguy1744 4 года назад +36

      I forgot he finished it as in one of the video titles said he wasn't, so I just recently found the newer ones, so yes,

  • @JK-dv5is
    @JK-dv5is 3 года назад +1825

    Mark has clearly never seen the vine where the girl gets water poured on her while she is sleeping, and wakes up only to say "hello"

    • @maddijasnyy
      @maddijasnyy 3 года назад +47

      Ahh the good old days

    • @wowzerswoow
      @wowzerswoow 3 года назад +30

      Funfact that’s not actually the girl waking up talking it’s the one pouring the water

    • @FilmBucket
      @FilmBucket 3 года назад +21

      @@wowzerswoow the former is way funnier tho

  • @kokichioma2329
    @kokichioma2329 3 года назад +954

    Imagine being the neighbor of this guy and just hearing: "I LOCK THE DAMN DOOR you guys are crazy" and you not hearing anyone else talking. You would think this guys nuts and paranoid.

  • @CryoDrago
    @CryoDrago Год назад +65

    I love how he gets up and he’s just immediately flashbanged and arrested 😂

  • @vickrice6082
    @vickrice6082 3 года назад +1477

    Mark laughing at the girl going “who is there?” Gives me the energy of that vine of the sleeping girl who gets water poured on her and she just goes “Hello?”

    • @WURMZZZZ_NDSTUFF
      @WURMZZZZ_NDSTUFF 2 года назад +2

      BJHKGHDKH YES

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 2 года назад

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING IFUGJGKGVJ

    • @YxngFresco
      @YxngFresco 2 года назад +20

      I literally just wrote this exact comment over a year later ahahaha

    • @dollyaigacha
      @dollyaigacha Год назад +5

      I remember that video, comedy gold.

  • @andromeda_va39
    @andromeda_va39 4 года назад +2594

    In the "Dead or Not" chat, one "user" says "Hi RUclips!" Accidental fourth wall break?

    • @MudkepHome
      @MudkepHome 4 года назад +226

      No because the devs knew people are going to upload this to youtube.

    • @boi0111
      @boi0111 4 года назад +26

      Holy s omg this is insane time travel.

    • @mafraldinha25
      @mafraldinha25 4 года назад +130

      it’s like that part on undertale genocide route where flowey says something like “I bet somebody else is watching this right now because they were too cowards to do it themselves...”

    • @AlyxDG
      @AlyxDG 4 года назад +140

      Somebody said "This girl needs some conditioner" which broke me.

    • @ashlynnheller8400
      @ashlynnheller8400 4 года назад +25

      its also could be beacuse some people have channels dedicated to exploring the deep/dark web

  • @Neppiko
    @Neppiko 6 лет назад +608

    This is like me, 6 years old trying to install a free version of Minecraft but instead installed a few hundred viruses

    • @TheZomiex
      @TheZomiex 6 лет назад +7

      Sky Coder711 lol I actually did that to my old computer when I was 9

    • @herbalfangaming4472
      @herbalfangaming4472 6 лет назад +6

      Hah on my old alcatel one touches I always downloaded viruses by accident while trying to hack my phones into WiFi and other shit

    • @MrAchsas
      @MrAchsas 6 лет назад +2

      Sky Coder711 lol i did the same like 7years ago

    • @schirmer4840
      @schirmer4840 6 лет назад +2

      Sky Coder711 honestly not gonna lie did the same thing

    • @JugalSingh
      @JugalSingh 6 лет назад

      That's me, 4 years ago. Now I play triple-A games from Steam on my beast rig. GOD I LOVE MY LIFE. That's right, I'm flexing on you, Whatcha' gonna do?!?

  • @heavensbrat3275
    @heavensbrat3275 2 года назад +89

    rewatching this, I love how Mark sees the guy at the back door and then IMMEDIATELY walks up to him like nothing bad will happen... then dies and yells at the game

  • @emighalissa
    @emighalissa 6 лет назад +320

    "When are they going to send that assassin after me?"
    *walks downstairs, comes back up to an assassin*
    Be careful what you wish for, Mark

  • @andrewr3846
    @andrewr3846 5 лет назад +1766

    I let out a powerful fart and mark stops and says “I heard that” 13:03 . Good 4th wall break mark

    • @callmewolf3910
      @callmewolf3910 5 лет назад +9

      😂😂

    • @afternoon_stalker1206
      @afternoon_stalker1206 4 года назад +167

      “I let out a powerful fart” is the best fucking sentence I’ve ever heard.

    • @infinitelove247
      @infinitelove247 4 года назад +13

      Was it that bad? Lol

    • @andrewr3846
      @andrewr3846 4 года назад +36

      Infinite Love let’s just say I’m surprised I didn’t get a noise complaint

    • @Silverlugia1256
      @Silverlugia1256 4 года назад +7

      @@andrewr3846 it's not a fourth wall break if the video was years before what you did

  • @bobbarker412
    @bobbarker412 6 лет назад +1124

    Quite honestly, the chat log in the game is actually fairly well done. It seems like a real chat, where everyone is different between calling the police or wanting to see her nude...
    My favorite comment: "She needs conditioner" I freaking died.

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 6 лет назад +51

      The "I wonder what her head will look like on a stick" one made me chuckle

    • @foursub
      @foursub 6 лет назад +39

      Delaine Duquette Kind of agree, though I somewhat doubt anyone on the deep web would use "ROFL" in a chat.

    • @kingslushie1018
      @kingslushie1018 6 лет назад +20

      Regard Birch I mean, these are people who find amusement in her murder

    • @scarlettbalderas7817
      @scarlettbalderas7817 6 лет назад

      Bob Barker lol

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 6 лет назад +1

      So did she

  • @meltingmoon5161
    @meltingmoon5161 2 года назад +158

    Mark: "I don't wanna play this game for hundreds of hours!"
    So he plays it for 17 hours

  • @thomasdavis8722
    @thomasdavis8722 3 года назад +5265

    the scariest part of this game is that someone wrote all of this

    • @5ince_true516
      @5ince_true516 3 года назад +159

      The creator of the doll maker are sick fuck... 😆🤔

    • @oceanjones4811
      @oceanjones4811 3 года назад +51

      Wait... how do they know about these sites....?

    • @kuriousk927
      @kuriousk927 3 года назад +644

      @@oceanjones4811 some of the sites are based off of known criminal hangouts (like the pedo ones), and the one for the dollmaker is a slightly altered version of a creepy pasta. Still creepy af

    • @katiemcgroddy9712
      @katiemcgroddy9712 3 года назад +385

      @@kuriousk927 TW for stuff about the dollmaker:
      Fun fact, the dollmaker creepypasta is based off a real guy who kidnapped girls and cut off their limbs to sell them as living sex dolls.

    • @consequenceandmorality9937
      @consequenceandmorality9937 3 года назад +102

      @@katiemcgroddy9712 Yeah who himself was inspired by the work of Gillies De Ries i.e Bluebeard.

  • @ahmedluay-mu7me
    @ahmedluay-mu7me 6 лет назад +150

    You should lock the door
    To avoid Lucas
    A method to avoid him while your in your apartment
    You should listen carefully to his lock picking
    Hide In the closet listen to the door opening and closing
    Then you can leave
    And yeah you should close your pc

  • @donnieboi6409
    @donnieboi6409 3 года назад +765

    Anyone remember the “lock the ___” joke in the live chat? It got stupid like, lock the lock, lock the chair, lock the balcony, lock the shower curtain. All because he kept forgetting about locking the door and the chat started trolling

    • @donnieboi6409
      @donnieboi6409 3 года назад +3

      @@colamaster13 ?

    • @colamaster13
      @colamaster13 3 года назад +2

      @@donnieboi6409 nvm idk wtf I'm saying

    • @MiniCake44
      @MiniCake44 3 года назад +21

      Haha yeah I remember! I was laughing so much

    • @donnieboi6409
      @donnieboi6409 3 года назад +7

      @@MiniCake44 one of my favorite moments!

    • @bjarnhedur
      @bjarnhedur 3 года назад +5

      yeah pretty annoying

  • @friedchickenchessemilos2687
    @friedchickenchessemilos2687 3 года назад +72

    Oddly enough I like to re-watch the series to help me sleep, listening to this or watching this before going to bed is actually helping me sleep, thanks mark!

    • @dummyrice1105
      @dummyrice1105 Год назад +3

      Same actually it can get so tedious that but still interesting that I fall asleep

    • @Ava-fx8to
      @Ava-fx8to Год назад +1

      me too, i’ve watched it like 4 times 😭

    • @joeytorres4566
      @joeytorres4566 7 месяцев назад

      I fell asleep during part one

    • @Skullfrog626
      @Skullfrog626 5 месяцев назад

      Same here

  • @Mechmanjj
    @Mechmanjj 6 лет назад +102

    Please, please mark keep playing this game. Make a series out of it.
    It's very hard game but you will love it now that its finished.

  • @ahlogic5960
    @ahlogic5960 4 года назад +918

    Mark: *gets up from chair* we're gonna get some mONEYYY >:DD
    Mark: *takes one step away from desk*
    Police: *SLAMS DOOR OPEN, FLASH GRENADE, SCREAMING, APPREHENDS, G U N*

    • @cometmoon2323
      @cometmoon2323 4 года назад +34

      I was reading comments and as soon as i read this, it happen in the video.

    • @everettbuswell1763
      @everettbuswell1763 4 года назад +1

      @@cometmoon2323 no one gives an ass.

    • @Venom-bc5kc
      @Venom-bc5kc 4 года назад +31

      @@everettbuswell1763 who asked for you to say that? It was uncalled for. Yeah nobody did care but still!

    • @spring9137
      @spring9137 4 года назад +4

      I expected him to get SWAT'ed but I never knew when it was going to happen so I just ended up getting suprised.

    • @thonccchoncc
      @thonccchoncc 4 года назад +8

      @@cometmoon2323 that happens to me all the time lmao

  • @whoreally7287
    @whoreally7287 6 лет назад +513

    One of the comments on the dead Or not site was “this girl need some conditioner” LMAO

    • @BannanaRamaz
      @BannanaRamaz 6 лет назад +23

      Who Really and “I’m hard as fuck right now” I was hoping mark would see them lol 😂

    • @rozoneyt5299
      @rozoneyt5299 6 лет назад +5

      Saw it to 😂😂

    • @KBRyou
      @KBRyou 6 лет назад +20

      Someone asked to see her feet lmao

    • @coricognitions
      @coricognitions 6 лет назад +11

      i think someone also asked what she might smell like and if they can have her underwear

    • @elliemorgan1724
      @elliemorgan1724 5 лет назад +6

      bravepirates16 don’t be an asshole and let people enjoy the video. it’s not cool or cute it’s just rude.

  • @lechugatortuga5593
    @lechugatortuga5593 2 года назад +56

    "I don't mean to laugh"
    Also mark: intense giggle fit

  • @Julian-up4sr
    @Julian-up4sr 5 лет назад +2057

    if you think that I'm gonna watch 2 and a half hours of mark playing a game
    then you're absolutely right

    • @zmozie9026
      @zmozie9026 5 лет назад +3

      Funny joke :)

    • @Julian-up4sr
      @Julian-up4sr 5 лет назад +3

      @@zmozie9026 *Y O S*

    • @trinitygilmore3694
      @trinitygilmore3694 4 года назад +5

      Attttttt night of course why not

    • @arcticfox5379
      @arcticfox5379 4 года назад +2

      Spoodimin same bro, same

    • @spinelthefloof7542
      @spinelthefloof7542 4 года назад +3

      actually is 2 hours, 20 minutes and 8 SECONDSZSSSSSSS, get it right 🙄🙄😒😒😡😡😡

  • @greenscreen7948
    @greenscreen7948 5 лет назад +395

    "This girl needs some conditioner"
    -user679

  • @artiststrashcan2542
    @artiststrashcan2542 6 лет назад +744

    Markiplier: Don't be there
    Hitman: *is there*

    • @BlameJuliet
      @BlameJuliet 6 лет назад +1

      FNAF Theories & Minecraft Gaming I read this as it happened hahahaha

    • @psyche1867
      @psyche1867 6 лет назад

      and you know wat he wants :P

    • @stephanie3185
      @stephanie3185 6 лет назад +1

      BUT WHY THO??

    • @artiststrashcan2542
      @artiststrashcan2542 6 лет назад +2

      Stephanie Tangalos Cuz you tried to hack into the most secure place on the deep web which has top secret info

    • @killerbunny4075
      @killerbunny4075 6 лет назад

      hooooooooooooooooo

  • @collinpayant7963
    @collinpayant7963 Год назад +43

    im very convinced that this is one of the most difficult games to play and complete. Its extremely realistic, disturbing, and punishing. People arent used to games like this, and thats why its so popular. love it

  • @thejfkshow347
    @thejfkshow347 3 года назад +3760

    Mark: *Senses danger*
    Mark: "Marco!"
    Noir: "Polo- OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT-"

    • @BillionaireBriefs.
      @BillionaireBriefs. 3 года назад +38

      I never knew where did the marco and polo originate from?

    • @thejfkshow347
      @thejfkshow347 3 года назад +93

      @@BillionaireBriefs. I believe there was a trader called Marco Polo, he was impossible to trace I think, so that's where the game came from.

    • @BillionaireBriefs.
      @BillionaireBriefs. 3 года назад +18

      @@thejfkshow347 oh thanks I thought it came from a Netflix series or something

    • @This-jy6wn
      @This-jy6wn 3 года назад +7

      timestamp?

    • @thejfkshow347
      @thejfkshow347 3 года назад +20

      @@This-jy6wn aint no timestamp my friend, just original memes.

  • @claus.ninten
    @claus.ninten 4 года назад +516

    Girl: If I die, then tell my parents I love them...
    Mark: [chuckle]
    Adam: ...Okay-
    Mark: *[C A C K L E]*

  • @savitasweet5064
    @savitasweet5064 4 года назад +290

    2:12:36
    It aint special I just need to know where i left off
    Edit: I'm back. Dear god this series was terrifying, and I completly forgot about it (somehow) but im gonna finish it now. Thanks for checking up on me
    I wish people irl worried about me as much as you guys do :(

  • @SkyeTheNerd
    @SkyeTheNerd Год назад +15

    I don't understand how this game gets me so scared unlike other horror games. It's a masterclass in suspense and tension. I'm scared the entire time and filled with paranoia

  • @Alderwood69
    @Alderwood69 6 лет назад +1155

    *picks up glass to drink tea*
    Mark: IM HEARING THAT!
    *slowly puts glass back on table*

    • @maxinedevlugt4122
      @maxinedevlugt4122 6 лет назад +2

      .

    • @brendan9734
      @brendan9734 6 лет назад +55

      Me: **drinking tea**
      Shippuden: Why does everyone specify they’re drinking tea?
      Me: **Puts tea back on table**

    • @RoseOnFire
      @RoseOnFire 6 лет назад +6

      Brendan lol well played

    • @jcdenton4534
      @jcdenton4534 6 лет назад +4

      Hold on. You kinda look like me, My name is also Zakk, and I'm almost completely gay...
      That's creepy.

    • @charlesjames7327
      @charlesjames7327 6 лет назад +2

      Lt. Hank Anderson stunt double maybe???

  • @annateehee5047
    @annateehee5047 5 лет назад +290

    2:23:33 *THE PAGE LOADED AND IT BECAME UNCENSORED FOR A SECOND AHHH MY EYES*

    • @nekoty6308
      @nekoty6308 5 лет назад +19

      anna is irrelevant aghhh my virgin eyes

    • @that1jayy941
      @that1jayy941 5 лет назад +8

      I saw it too

    • @annateehee5047
      @annateehee5047 5 лет назад +9

      Jonathan Cohen lmao it isn’t that deep. i just saw the censors blink and paused it, calm down lmaoooo

    • @annateehee5047
      @annateehee5047 5 лет назад +4

      Jonathan Cohen oh wow reddit is soooo funny ahaha

    • @baronariki7867
      @baronariki7867 5 лет назад +7

      @@jonathancohen4427 calm down - why are you acting so butthurt on a RUclips video

  • @angelmxllk
    @angelmxllk 4 года назад +624

    girl: *dying and afraid*
    Mark: *giggles*

    • @alyssar4986
      @alyssar4986 4 года назад +9

      Ngl I did too XD

    • @frytoes
      @frytoes 4 года назад +20

      I was wondering how the people saying “vote death” would feel if they were in that situation. 👁👁

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 года назад +4

      @@frytoes them: *dying and afraid*
      mark playing the game seeing them die: HAHAHA!

    • @jonesyxperia7
      @jonesyxperia7 4 года назад +2

      Her acting was atrocious I would’ve laughed too 👆😭

  • @MsBlackRussia1682
    @MsBlackRussia1682 3 года назад +31

    This game always freaked me out because I always felt that it was real in someway somehow & it’s just uncomfortably weird. Although, IT IS DAMN WELL MADE & EXTREMELY ENTERTAINING WHICH IS WHY THEY ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY NEED WELL HAVE TO MAKE MORE WITH MORE HISTORY & BACKGROUND!!!!!! WELL DONE CREATORS/DEVELOPERS♥️👍🏽🤙🏽 ✌🏽

  • @bubble_unicorn3604
    @bubble_unicorn3604 6 лет назад +430

    Mark is now my safety teacher.
    “When u hear ‘WHOAM!’ You don’t go: “hellooooo? Is someone dere?”. You go “AUHHHHHIUHHJHHI!” And run the opposite direction!”

    • @issiahh
      @issiahh 6 лет назад

      Bubble_Unicorn 360 happy 100th from me

    • @westcoast9158
      @westcoast9158 6 лет назад

      Horror Game Survival Skills

    • @NightOwlSG
      @NightOwlSG 6 лет назад

      😂

  • @xararaven
    @xararaven 6 лет назад +789

    My favorite part about this video:
    *Mark, a supposedly tech savvy RUclips gamer of many years, waving his wifi dongle around* - "ANYBODY WANNA USE MY VPN??"

    • @MR-ie9dj
      @MR-ie9dj 5 лет назад +21

      ' *DoNgLe* '

    • @toothrot_3456
      @toothrot_3456 5 лет назад +23

      @@MR-ie9dj
      bUt ThAt'S aCtUaLlY wHaT iT's CaLlEd

    • @MR-ie9dj
      @MR-ie9dj 5 лет назад +16

      Avilynn.Glitch The gayest person around LoOk At Me JuSt CaSuaLly WavInG mY *DoNgLe* ArOuNd!

    • @Always_defusable
      @Always_defusable 5 лет назад +10

      Levi Ackerman I SeLl mY DoNgLe On ThE DarK WeB

    • @MR-ie9dj
      @MR-ie9dj 5 лет назад +11

      @@Always_defusable pUt Ur DoNgLe bAcK oN

  • @superhoodies7642
    @superhoodies7642 6 лет назад +479

    "Sorry I don't mean to laugh" top 10 things to say while watching a kidnapping.

  • @crypt1dcr3ature
    @crypt1dcr3ature 5 месяцев назад +12

    Mark: Uh, game developers, I found a BUG
    Game Dev: and I took that personally

  • @logicallyillogical982
    @logicallyillogical982 6 лет назад +292

    *drone drops package*
    Mark: THE FUTURE IS NOW

  • @dustynakaandbjrn7792
    @dustynakaandbjrn7792 6 лет назад +281

    "I forgot my flashlight" *completely ignores flashlight*

    • @eloise1579
      @eloise1579 5 лет назад +7

      Oh no it's a bear run he could attack at any moment

  • @detectivegoose1107
    @detectivegoose1107 3 года назад +499

    Girl at the beginning: "If they do get to me, please tell my parents I love them."
    Mark: *giggles*

    • @allywaite7600
      @allywaite7600 3 года назад +61

      In his defense, the acting really was awful. She held a mostly straight face the whole time. Her expression was less of “^^^^”and more like “I hope I have enough cash to pay the fine at the library”

    • @killergamer3211
      @killergamer3211 2 года назад +26

      @@allywaite7600 True. More expressive faces would have been nicer, fake tears, a bit of a messier appearance, and even vocal chances would have made it feel more real than default siri talking facts about cheese (just a random example, cheese is actually a intresting thing to learn about)

    • @kazneal7717
      @kazneal7717 2 года назад

      I would find her parents immediately after watching that. Fuck trying to save her.

    • @sant6820
      @sant6820 2 года назад +1

      I mean that is the most cliche thing she can say

  • @thechuckinator
    @thechuckinator Год назад +71

    Lmao, just mark goofing around and clicking everything, then just hops in the shower like "WHY" like, idk mark, why indeed 😂