Gems of Jedi wisdom: number 67
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The Guinness is strong in this one.
Lindy is how real Obi-Wan looked during the clone wars
That is a perfect joke.
Knowing Lindy's native turf it's probably Newkie Brown /s
Including sound in your jedi wisdom episodes was a unique twist, but it seems to have paid off!
:D
Darth Lindy keeps growing in power
The chancellor must be removed from office
Couch: "Your legs are weak old man"
Lindy: "If you make me sit down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!"
Master Lindy
@@spiffygonzales5160
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_there is only passion_
Only a Sith deals in eggsolutes
oh! bravo!
Nice one, well played! :)
That accent is spot on
It really is.
“If you scramble my egg I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine… BRAAAWCK!!” - Lindy Kenobi
Pepper complete your Benedict it will... - Master Yolka.
@Felenari - the pun is strong with this one!
You get 💯👍
*Gems of Sith wisdom*
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster!
Hens can lay unfertilized eggs that will never hatch. No rooster required for eggs.
@@12345NoNamesLeft but where do those hens come from?
@@JohnBevan We get ours from the supermarket, perhaps we can trace it back from there?
Cluck if I know @@JohnBevan
Dinosaurs laid eggs. Dinosaurs came first. Ergo the egg came first.
The egg came first. It was laid by the ancestor of the chicken that was genetically different enough to be called something else besides Gallus domesticus. This was, in fact, Gallus gallus, the red jungle fowl.
Filthy evolution-believer! We all know that the egg and the chicken were created all at the same time! ;D
Back when dinosaurs and man and ancient aliens were roaming the Earth. (~6000 years ago)
extrapolating this to every other living being it's still the egg that came first, provided we equate the egg to a single-celled organism.
YES thank you
I don't think there ever was a generation of gallus when it suddenly became a new species. "gallus gallus" and "gallus domesticus" (or "gallus gallus domesticus") are terms we can use to describe a wild chicken and a domesticated chicken, but you wouldn't notice any sudden change where you can put a line.
The chicken came first. It hatched from the egg of the ancestor of the chicken that was genetically different enough to be called something else besides Gallus domesticus. This was, in fact, the egg of Gallus gallus, the red jungle fowl.
Brilliant! I'd never really considered it that way. Thanks for your insight Lloyd!
The real answer, if anyone's interested, is answered by the following question:
Is the definition of a chicken egg:
(a) an egg laid by a chicken
(b) an egg which, if fertilised, would hatch into a chicken?
If (a), the chicken came first, if (b), the chicken egg came first.
For everyone asking why I specified chicken egg, I hope it's obvious how boring the question becomes when it can be an egg of any kind
Look at him with his fancy book learnin'
My personal answer to the question is that the egg came first, but IRL it is really a vague line between the ancestor of the species that we call "chicken" and a chicken i.e. it was over many many many generations.
If the transition was artificially "squished" into a single generation time frame, then a not-yet-a--chicken chicken laid a chicken egg.
The question does not specify that it has to be a 'chicken' egg.
Really it is a question of evolution vs creationism. Did what we think of as a chicken hatch from an egg laid by it's evolutionary predecessor or was it created by God as a chicken.
@@BeingTheHuntThat's why always say "the egg, obviously" and refuse to elaborate further.
"Even a duck has to be taught how to swim." --Obi-Wan Kenobi, in the novelization of _Star Wars._
"What's a duck?" --Luke Skywalker, in the novelization of _Star Wars._
I don't remember if I said it before, so I'll say it now just in case: excellent Alec Guinness impression!
I will ponder your words, master lindybeige, I still have much yet to learn.
I'll be honest, I had my sound turned off to avoid annoying ads, and I thought that you'd posted another silent wisdom video. Truly, my weak will is easily manipulated.
Omelet Guinness in his best role
The Republic wanted you to register your chickens so it could tax the eggs.
The Empire wants you to register your eggs so it can draft the chickens.
Lindy hasn't been on my feed in quite awhile so I'm happy to see the new direction.
"Which came first you may ask
Chicken or egg you may ask
Well, the chicken of course
And it's time to break its weird arse cherry"
- Gibby Haynes
The egg,
Fish -> Egg -> Dinosaur -> Egg -> Small Dinosaur -> Egg -> Chicken.
Yeah
12 y/o me thought it was quite obvious
The question is sometimes phrased as "the chicken or the chicken egg", which is a slightly more interesting one to answer.
That which giveth form to all chickens, was, before chicken or egg. In this manner, the Chicken as in, "The Image of the Chicken" came First.
@@rmsgrey Then the Chicken, it's be called a Chicken Egg, so it has to come from a Chicken.
You can't win vs my 12 year old mine in a 33 year old body.
@@blackjew6827 You've identified the crux of the matter - is a "chicken egg" an egg laid by a chicken, or an egg from which a chicken hatches?
"I feel a disturbance in the Force, as if dozens of eggs cried out and were suddenly scrambled."
I was on the precipice of understanding this a few months ago, during a relaxed drive out and just about to share my eureka moment with my Mum, when it slipped from my grasp completely. All too often the process of transferring thoughts into spoken word ruins the moment completely.
Lindybeige: *video*
Me: "... wat?"
When are we going to see my favorite, Gem of Jedi Wisdom number 402?
We are the first comments.
What about 66? That is the one I am waiting for.
Weed
Eggs. Dinosaurs lay eggs
"a wet bird never flew upside down at night?"
is there something I'm not getting?
The Egg came aeons before the Chicken 🦕
The chicken came first.
What kind of egg it is is determined by the species that lay it. For example, if a crocodile lays an egg in a horribly polluted sewer and the genetic structure of the being inside is no longer an exact match to a crocodile, it is still a crocodile egg.
The type of animal itself (such as a chicken) is determined entirely on its own genetic code.
Therefore, you do NOT need a chicken to have been hatched by an egg for it to be a chicken, but you DO need the egg to have been layed by a chicken in order for it to be a chicken egg.
To put it simply, the chicken MUST have come first.
No. The chicken (Gallus domesticus) is descended from the red jungle fowl (Gallus gallus). The red jungle fowl laid the egg. There is no doubt it was an egg, by any definition. What hatched out of the egg was genetically different enough from Gallus gallus to be called Gallus domesticus, a chicken. Alternatively, dinosaurs were laying eggs eons before chickens existed so eggs obviously came first.
@@Maryland_Kulak
The argument isn't about wether eggs as a whole came first, but chickens and chicken eggs.
@@spiffygonzales5160That’s a fact not in evidence.
Dinosuars leyed eggs way before there were chickens.
The comments about no sound from earlier videos... I really hope lindy does a 20+ minute video talking about something fantastic and exciting! that you've all been waiting for! with lots of arm movements and energy and big eyes for emphasis! big grins! really into it!
and then cuts the sound track out so you have to guess what he was talking about.
The logic is unassailable.
Thank you Master Beige
cheers, my brain hurts now
I'm pretty sure that phrase stopped working when kids learned of dinosaurs...
Alec Guinness is coming along nicely.
The egg. Eggs were in use long before the chicken evolved.
I must be getting better with the Force. I can hear him now! 😉
thats a really good obi wan impression actually
I'm still quite pleased by your Alec Guinness.
Wet bird upside down at night...great!
I seriously doubt an egg can feel sexual pleasure, so I have to say it was the chicken.
It took eating some magic mushrooms to come to the conclusion that it's true, it didn't.
The sage & onion stuffing strong in this one it is 😅
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens existed.
They both came at the same time, and quickly! Remind me to tip the waiter.
This is really very simple.
What is the definition of a "chicken" and an "egg" in this case?
If it is not defined, then of course the egg came first. Since dinosaurs also would lay eggs, millions of years before the chicken came to be.
If you want to define an "egg" as an egg that has been laid by a chicken, or if you define a "chicken" as something that lays eggs, then by your definition, the chicken came first.
If you want to define an "egg" as something the chicken comes out of, or if you define a "chicken" as something that comes from an egg, then by your definition, the egg came first.
If you want to use both definitions, then by your own definition, none of them came first.
Eggs pre-date the modern chicken by many millions of years.
I like this space wizard wisdom, but perhaps we could get a more terrestial wizard wisdom from the famous "Lindy the beige"? I do suppose a wizard always arrives precisely when he means to and that no wishing from those such as myself will change that.
As a biologist, I can confirm that the egg came first, both in the development sense by several hundred million years and in the species sense. The first chicken egg was laid by a species (Gallus gallus) that was not the chicken (Gallus domesticus). That's how evolution works. One species changes into another through reproduction and mutation.
Eggs have been around for a whole lot longer than chickens. About a billion years give or take.
The correct answer to "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" ist actually quite simple even if one only remembers the basics from biology and maybe also a wee bit of history from school:
Ovivipary animals existed for (and sometimes also died out) literally millions of years before the first chicken showed up, so it's obviously the egg which came first.
For number 69, I expect a "Do it!"
😂
Omg l love this man.
Apparently the chicken came first because of a protein or something (can't remember what) in the egg shell that is only produced by chickens.
Makes perfect sense
A long time ago there existed something very similar to a chicken but not quite a chicken which we will refer to as pre-chicken.
Two of these pre-chicken engaged in reproductive behaviour and an egg was fertilized. During this fertilization the genes of the two pre-chicken combined along with some mutations to form the genes of a chicken. Terefore when the egg hatched a chicken emerged. So clearly the egg came before the chicken.
The only question that remains is where to draw the line between pre-chicken and chicken. They are virtually identical and we could not say if the pre-chicken might not have already been a chicken or if the chicken isn't still a pre-chicken.
You are hereby charged with heresy and expelled from the order
Of the Jedi.
@@daffyduck780 I won't leave not even by force
I didn't understand what he said in his last sentence... Can anyone provide a transcript?
I find this question profoundly frustrating. The only application where is presents a conundrum is a context in which people don't understand evolution. The egg very very very clearly came before the chicken, even if you're talking about the first chicken.
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Some would say two too few, some would say one too many
The egg evolved before the chicken.
The egg.
Q: if a tree falls in a forest while nobody was around, would it make a noise?
What came first: the crowdfunding, or the graphic novel?
Trick question: the graphic novel was _never_ delivered.
I REFUSE to watch it if there is audio.
Egg is nothing more
than
Chicken in disguise.
Chicken is nothing more
than
egg who found confidence.
I had to turn my volume all the way down to understand this.
Its actually quite easy.
The rooster came first.
which came first? the regular version of this or the Short?
I remember when this channel made content
Dinosaurs came first.
Well, technically it was more the amoebas that arrived first, then all kinds of more or less hungry things; which leads me to wonder: which came first ? hunger or the bacon omelette ?
I still insist that eggs in general predate chickens by a significant margin (even if you apply creationist "logic," they would have been made on a later "day" than other egg-laying creatures), making the entire question laughably simple due to its lack of specificity.
Tell me, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Dinosaurs already laid eggs. Chickens came after dinosaurs. So egg was first. Solved.
Really want gem of jedi wisdom number 66
Dinosaurs laid eggs, long before the invention of The Chicken.
It's the chicken if anyone was wondering.
.. it is the rooster.
Quoted from sci-fi film.
Obviously the chicken came first.
Eggs have been used to procreate by more than birds. And they did it before birds even evolved, much less chickens.
The beige is strong in this one...
what was the last line sorry?
The egg came first, cause it got laid :)
Clearly it was the egg, as eggs existed in other animals before they evolved into chickens
w8, is Lindy the first canonical Beige Jedi? I am confusion...
The egg came first, there were species laying eggs that went extinct long before the chicken appeared
He's never finishing that fucking book is he, lads.
You do a great obi wan.
Obi-Wan has taught him well.
Wait, since when has Lindy been a Jedi?
do they have chickens in star wars?
The flower than a tree than that means the fish than the egg Chick
Do we define chickens as having come from eggs? How we define chicken matters. However, obviously eggs existed for whatever came before chcikem so egg salad was definetly there first.
Lord Beige,
Is this an acting reel?
my eggs are different sizes
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Chicken and the egg?
Can we get some more cool World War II stories?
You ok hun?
The rooster came first
In a galaxy with incredible cloning technology there may have never ever been a egg and all the space chickens are exact replicas of the one and only chicken.......and I'm pretty sure the guy who owns the cloning tech is Colonel Sanders.
Egg came first, chickens evolved from similar egg laying ancestors, at some point something vaguely resembling a chicken layed an egg and something that looked more like a chicken came out or something I'm not an expert on evolution