Beating World Records in Minecraft

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
  • Beating World Records in Minecraft - Today we take on a bunch of world records in Minecraft. We attempt to beat real world records using Minecraft features and functions. I make use of redstone, enchanting and potions to allow me to break world records!
    We break the 100m world record, shot put world record, javelin world record, long jump world record. We are now professional minecraft players.
    Filming channel: / thatmumbojumbo2
    Instagram: / officialmumbo
    Twitter: / thatmumbojumbo

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 4 года назад +4641

    "Bring on the steroids!"
    Is a quote I would've never thought would come out of Mumbo's mouth

    • @mdmahbubmorshed9829
      @mdmahbubmorshed9829 4 года назад +31

      I just want to say hi
      So hi

    • @jayseunglee1707
      @jayseunglee1707 4 года назад +32

      Ye! We all thought Mumbo was a very nice person and he's just cheating like hell lol!

    • @SuperDD101
      @SuperDD101 4 года назад +9

      I didn't need them I broke a world record finding gold the fastest on my channel.

    • @fuschkoppderechte1817
      @fuschkoppderechte1817 4 года назад +7

      I got one world record to i can sleep for 20 hours

    • @fuschkoppderechte1817
      @fuschkoppderechte1817 4 года назад +4

      Are twenty hours a world record

  • @proclaimecstasy3269
    @proclaimecstasy3269 4 года назад +1731

    Mumbo: *tries to beat the long jump world record*
    Also Mumbo: *flies away*

  • @zizo5349
    @zizo5349 4 года назад +2529

    interviewer: How did you manage to break 4 world records in less than 15 minutes?
    Mumbo Jumbo: *The secret ingredient is crime.*

    • @givemethatbean9684
      @givemethatbean9684 4 года назад +7

      - PtriXo - I don't know which one is the more curse comment

    • @zizo5349
      @zizo5349 4 года назад

      @@inactive6200 ?

    • @kevinchen5167
      @kevinchen5167 4 года назад +7

      @@josephbennett82 Thats great man, but what does it have to do with anything?

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 4 года назад +1

      @@kevinchen5167 he broke the record for compensating the most.

    • @theadventuresofmurray5136
      @theadventuresofmurray5136 4 года назад

      No it’s not crime, it steroids

  • @nebula_the_starfish
    @nebula_the_starfish 3 года назад +574

    Imagine throwing something a full 23.1 meters and the next contestant walks up and just assembles some massive structure with moving parts and wires and weird slimy stuff and annihilates your record and the judges are like "cool"

    • @evihippogrief772
      @evihippogrief772 2 года назад +11

      Yeah, in real life you would think it would stick to the slimes

    • @gabrielbarros493
      @gabrielbarros493 Год назад +7

      @@evihippogrief772 In real life you would think "what the f*ck is that green thing?"

    • @evihippogrief772
      @evihippogrief772 Год назад +2

      @@gabrielbarros493 Also that.

    • @saitama9994
      @saitama9994 Год назад

      Its really quite simple

    • @eliza1498
      @eliza1498 8 месяцев назад +1

      training your whole life to break a world record only to be thwarted by some mustachioed lunatic who starts constructing a towering glass spire covered in slime and Mystery Powder in plain sight of the contestants, the judges, and god himself

  • @loganeliason9666
    @loganeliason9666 4 года назад +4772

    Steve can hold entire mountains in his back pocket but still can’t break any of these records without use of illegal substances

    • @fgvcosmic6752
      @fgvcosmic6752 4 года назад +264

      Ever seen a weightlifter sprint?
      Steve is a pro weightlifter

    • @m3rl1n97
      @m3rl1n97 4 года назад +16

      @Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no

    • @박학규-p8z
      @박학규-p8z 4 года назад +10

      @Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no

    • @Houtblokje
      @Houtblokje 4 года назад +22

      @Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! we all know that aurescent gamez_ is your alt account, so disappear and go actually EARN your subs

    • @Raf06.
      @Raf06. 4 года назад +37

      Steve can throw a heavy trident over a mountain, but cant throw a stone more than 5 blocks

  • @doctorxawesomestop-motion1234
    @doctorxawesomestop-motion1234 4 года назад +5055

    Technically, you were shot putting a cubic meter of stone, which is pretty impressive no matter how you spin it

    • @thegamingsenator9401
      @thegamingsenator9401 4 года назад +68

      Doctor X Awesome Stop-Motion I hadn’t thought of that

    • @libbyg7046
      @libbyg7046 4 года назад +34

      Lol I love this comment

    • @hugh4245
      @hugh4245 4 года назад +29

      Yeah I thought of that too
      That is a whole tonne

    • @unknowncaller2597
      @unknowncaller2597 4 года назад +4

      Woah

    • @Phoenix2.5D
      @Phoenix2.5D 4 года назад +36

      You can do it with a solid block of gold too it’s crazy

  • @1invisible1lol1
    @1invisible1lol1 4 года назад +603

    "Forty degrees seems way too vertical."
    Except for maximum distance with minimal drop off you should always launch ballistics at a 45° angle.

    • @noe9250
      @noe9250 4 года назад +15

      1invisible1lol1 ach, kinda, depending how you model it and what you’re launching

    • @Natertot.
      @Natertot. 4 года назад +29

      If it was an ideal machine with no weight and no air resistance 45° would be best but we don't live in a perfect world now do we but who knows 45° might still be best in mc

    • @imdaworst1559
      @imdaworst1559 4 года назад +37

      Odd Thomas imagine how big brain the developers of Mojang have to be to add air resistance and weight resistance on all the items in mc

    • @theomegatango
      @theomegatango 4 года назад

      Only in the void

    • @Gouzation
      @Gouzation 4 года назад +1

      Like if nerd

  • @atrashlemon7735
    @atrashlemon7735 4 года назад +973

    “I really hoped to do this without the use of illegal substances” -mumbo 2020
    “Now that we know usain bolt use illegal substances to beat the world record” -also mumbo 2020

    • @lunna-moon
      @lunna-moon 3 года назад +26

      I want tell you something, and that was mumbo couldnt even beat the world record with illegal substance because 72 minutes in real life is 1 minutes in minecraft

    • @nyandoesthings
      @nyandoesthings 3 года назад +6

      @@lunna-moon this is true but imagine how zooming you would be if they adjusted the player speed for that, lmao.

    • @BorchikYes
      @BorchikYes 2 года назад +4

      Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids! -Mumbo

    • @lottib463
      @lottib463 2 года назад +3

      "Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids"

  • @izackwilliams2659
    @izackwilliams2659 4 года назад +593

    Mumbo a few weeks ago: 'I have never been in a gym'
    Mumbo now: 'So I was in the gym today thinking about working out but then playing sports in Minecraft instead

    • @andyloomis4095
      @andyloomis4095 4 года назад +25

      no he said he's never been in a sauna

    • @manilovetherogue
      @manilovetherogue 4 года назад +20

      Well of course hes now in a gym since he has built one

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 4 года назад +5

      I think he meant he was in a gym in Minecraft

    • @iykigugu6798
      @iykigugu6798 4 года назад

      @@derrickstorm6976 ruclips.net/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/видео.html

    • @AndresFlores-xp4so
      @AndresFlores-xp4so 4 года назад +2

      His gym is the library
      The big brain gym

  • @kiancroxall2099
    @kiancroxall2099 4 года назад +493

    Mumbo: *shoots himself into the air with a “javelin” and throws another one when he’s really high up in the air*
    Also Mumbo: “is that cheating? I don’t know if it’s cheating. I think it might be cheating”

    • @mastere6115
      @mastere6115 4 года назад +4

      Tbh....if u think about it,that reptile is essentialy minecrafts version of running momentum, so if it was thrown before the line.....technically..... It's legal

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost 4 года назад +2

      @@mastere6115 He must land before the line too. So it's probably possible to use this technique, it's quite hard to pull off

  • @gamemode_cat6606
    @gamemode_cat6606 4 года назад +2766

    "Sir, this is the olympics. Please hand over the blue pitchfork, steroids, and shiny pearls. Also, what the hell is that on your back, you're not a bird, this isn't marti gras."

    • @botmobile1350
      @botmobile1350 4 года назад +32

      😂

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost 4 года назад +42

      Great comment! You made me laugh :)

    • @PixelTK
      @PixelTK 4 года назад +170

      "and take your red powder with you"

    • @redemerald7698
      @redemerald7698 4 года назад +5

      🤣

    • @stanletters
      @stanletters 4 года назад +7

      Mardi* Gras has nothing to do with birds

  • @bigsmartfish
    @bigsmartfish 4 года назад +745

    As someone who likes javelin, I feel it is my job to point out that you can't step over the line, so wait until it rains, then riptide back behind the line for the record.

    • @willchadburn7664
      @willchadburn7664 4 года назад +5

      lol he cheated ( cause illegal steroids isn’t )

    • @TraverseIce
      @TraverseIce 3 года назад +30

      tbh if mumbo had just launched himself straight up in the air with the riptide (maybe a block backwards), he would've been high enough to throw it the required distance.
      This comment section is getting too geeky lol

    • @bigsmartfish
      @bigsmartfish 3 года назад +8

      @@TraverseIce yeah that is true, just go up, throw it, then fall back, as long as you don't touch the ground after the line. and yeah, we are definitely too geeky and over-analysing this lol.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 3 года назад +2

      As someone who likes honesty, I feel it is my job to point out that a good chunk of Olympians are on PEDs. Hell, most countries that don't do extensive olympic trials to select athletes literally have protocols for when their athletes should start cycling off of each compound so they can get the most training benefit while still testing negative. And it isn't just weightlifters. Not all steroids are for strength or size. Many increase muscle endurance and decrease recovery time.
      But just as a famous example of how prevalent it is, it was either the 1992 or 1996 where a weightlifter who finished 9th ended up being awarded gold years later because all 8 of the people who placed ahead of him ended up having their samples test positive for "frankenstein cycles" that couldn't be tested for until the methods improved. Frankenstein cycles were basically where athletes loaded up with a ton of complimentary compounds like anavar, clenbutetol, dianabol, winstrol, etc... in lower doses to where they couldn't be detected individually, and there were no available biomarkers (at the time) indicating use - but they still got one hell of a benefit.

    • @pilotbug6100
      @pilotbug6100 2 года назад

      I like the ship
      yes there was one in history named Javelin a British J class Destroyer

  • @camerongray7767
    @camerongray7767 4 года назад +592

    Nobody:
    Mumbo:
    Literally places a half meter tall block In front of high jump and walks across bar while on steroids. “Yeah that’s not cheating”

    • @asmarunnessa1235
      @asmarunnessa1235 4 года назад +6

      You get a subscriber . Thanks for making me laugh

  • @growflow4665
    @growflow4665 4 года назад +888

    Mumbo: *uses tons of steroids to beat all the challenges*
    Everyone: *Enderpearl*

    • @SpawnG2G
      @SpawnG2G 4 года назад +5

      @@exotium2765 JUST teleportation, perfomace enhancing substances and machinery are cool :P

    • @spence-taku6063
      @spence-taku6063 4 года назад

      Let's be honest mumbo would do that

    • @zeceprincess8210
      @zeceprincess8210 4 года назад

      @@spence-taku6063 ruclips.net/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/видео.html

  • @Skydk.
    @Skydk. 4 года назад +2075

    Mumbo: Bring on the steroids
    RUclips: DEMONETIZED

    • @PompomYourkey
      @PompomYourkey 4 года назад +7

      how is that getting demonized?

    • @poseidon8802
      @poseidon8802 4 года назад +27

      @@PompomYourkey dude... It was a joke. Steroids gets you disqualified and demonetisation is the equivalent of that

    • @hubbochan3555
      @hubbochan3555 4 года назад +3

      Yeah stop piggybacking of a successful youtuber

    • @klaasmuller9663
      @klaasmuller9663 4 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @themanoftheexistent379
      @themanoftheexistent379 4 года назад +1

      But COPPA...

  • @SCP--pr1yd
    @SCP--pr1yd 3 года назад +583

    “It’s still in keeping with regulations”
    Me: you just took multiple steroids, have a big magic fork, a pair of wings from space, and multiple black pearls that give you the power of teleportation

  • @aspenwatson2116
    @aspenwatson2116 4 года назад +4732

    Alternative Title: Mumbo spends the entire episode justifying his clear and blatant cheating

  • @eeeeeeeeeeeee9651
    @eeeeeeeeeeeee9651 4 года назад +772

    Ok but it's seriously so adorable how serious he actually gets about these the further into these he goes

  • @joeyhicks1670
    @joeyhicks1670 4 года назад +9030

    Imagine some guy is about to do a long-jump but he starts accidentally flying away

    • @cosmo1248
      @cosmo1248 4 года назад +315

      I did a full-on evil cackle when I read this, thank you for making me laugh for the first time in days

    • @multiplebread90
      @multiplebread90 4 года назад +125

      He might be disqualified

    • @army6669990101
      @army6669990101 4 года назад +175

      "well thats embarrassing. You guys shouldnt have seen that" - The guy that holds all the long jump world records. probably

    • @isoettes
      @isoettes 4 года назад +74

      Donald Trump "/gamemode survival".
      Also Donald Trump "/win election".

    • @arthurhearns1832
      @arthurhearns1832 4 года назад +11

      Ha ha in de chat

  • @vooshnogin
    @vooshnogin 4 года назад +372

    Nobody:
    Mumbo: Shows up with 2 javelins to the javelin throw

    • @saltybonsai8369
      @saltybonsai8369 3 года назад +12

      One javelin is glowing*

    • @_dude208
      @_dude208 2 года назад +3

      And He Just YEETED himself with a javelin

  • @oscarrenaupallares330
    @oscarrenaupallares330 4 года назад +2513

    So for the WR you need:
    -Steroids
    -flying capes
    -More steroids
    -Magical Items
    -Cheating, a lot of cheating

  • @aroach4689
    @aroach4689 4 года назад +256

    The accidental flying sent me and now I'm crying of laughter imagining somebody at the olympics accidentally floating away at the long jump

    • @shradgamer8116
      @shradgamer8116 4 года назад +6

      Haha you got me

    • @ytuser4562
      @ytuser4562 4 года назад +3

      Now you’re not the only one!!

    • @ytuser4562
      @ytuser4562 4 года назад +1

      Lol! *insert asdf movie clip of guy floating away from a cliff*

    • @blcksvvan
      @blcksvvan 4 года назад +4

      I imagined a god who wants to live amongst the humans and he forgets that he's not allowed to fy

    • @gabrielramos3201
      @gabrielramos3201 4 года назад +1

      Remembers me that episode of the Simpsons when Homer jump off a cliff with a skateboard and failed miserably 😂

  • @rulinggemini1330
    @rulinggemini1330 4 года назад +1418

    Swimming record: Exists.
    Mumbo: *GET THE STEROIDS READY*

    • @sethv5273
      @sethv5273 4 года назад +23

      Also mumbo: someone get me some dolphins to hold captive

    • @jasondeng7677
      @jasondeng7677 4 года назад +1

      pet dolphins

    • @kaja3932
      @kaja3932 4 года назад +1

      Mumbo: soul speed on soul soil underwater

    • @nacl4988
      @nacl4988 4 года назад

      Get the dolphin and boots

  • @3dollarsperfrown
    @3dollarsperfrown 4 года назад +399

    Finally putting my math classes to use : im pretty sure 45° would beat the javelin record

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 4 года назад +30

      Yea, 45 degrees will always get you the farthest.

    • @fred-ss4ym
      @fred-ss4ym 4 года назад +61

      45° is best if thrown from the floor, it was calculated that in Minecraft it is best to throw at about 41.5° as the projectile is not launched from the ground.
      Proof: ruclips.net/video/9VIQyMWHS_k/видео.html

    • @SkyHacker9
      @SkyHacker9 4 года назад +5

      i learned the 45° thing from gym class for ball throwing

    • @Tushii
      @Tushii 4 года назад +1

      That's what I was thinking haha

    • @dragilionmt6445
      @dragilionmt6445 3 года назад

      I'm confused

  • @p1geonn
    @p1geonn 4 года назад +1161

    I love how when he embarrassed himself and instead of editing it out he just keeps it in and said it was embarrassing

  • @tylerrivas8542
    @tylerrivas8542 4 года назад +1889

    "I really hoped to do this without the use of illegal substances, but occasionally they are necessary."

    • @thebluebuilder
      @thebluebuilder 4 года назад +27

      Well yes , They are really necesssary. How else are you going to *beathe* without them.

    • @18t32
      @18t32 4 года назад +5

      @@thebluebuilder what?

    • @joshcarter2310
      @joshcarter2310 4 года назад +6

      Oxygen nitrogen and carbon dioxide aren't illegal substances

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 4 года назад +3

      @@joshcarter2310 Carbon dioxide is poisonous, though.

    • @urinesoakedtroglodyte5764
      @urinesoakedtroglodyte5764 4 года назад +4

      Toe Bro not illegal tho

  • @schwa7728
    @schwa7728 4 года назад +488

    There's one world record Mumbo will permanently have: Biggest Spoon

    • @c_watson5831
      @c_watson5831 4 года назад +2

      🖕

    • @TheNamesFathom
      @TheNamesFathom 4 года назад

      Make this the top comment.

    • @_xwhitec4961
      @_xwhitec4961 4 года назад +5

      @@c_watson5831 What is wrong with you bro

    • @c_watson5831
      @c_watson5831 4 года назад

      _xwhitec the fact that your replying to me “bro”

    • @c_watson5831
      @c_watson5831 4 года назад

      Marios Bairaktarhs and me going 🖕is a joke

  • @YouKnowWhosBack
    @YouKnowWhosBack 4 года назад +86

    Mumbo: *S P E E D*
    1.16 Soul Speed enchantment: Hol' my beer.

    • @ruchakulkarni1576
      @ruchakulkarni1576 3 года назад

      Nanananana. Hol my netherite boots with soul speed

  • @samir7508
    @samir7508 4 года назад +462

    "So now that we've confirmed that Usian Bolt did in fact take tonnes of illegal substances to achieve his world record, its time to move on" - Mumbo 2020
    I'm sorry but that was priceless 😂

    • @itsmarki8068
      @itsmarki8068 4 года назад +1

      I believe its spelt R U Sane Mumbo? Like seriously people...

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano 4 года назад +2

      Its Marki pffff-

    • @VeilOfTime
      @VeilOfTime 4 года назад +1

      Not only that, I was laughing the hole video. It just made my day.

    • @kingniggaz7760
      @kingniggaz7760 4 года назад

      @@VeilOfTime ruclips.net/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/видео.html

    • @nick5075
      @nick5075 4 года назад

      *let's move on to the next one

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 года назад +1011

    “Beating world records in minecraft”
    if you weren’t crazy enough Mumbo

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ 4 года назад +5

      Sadly, this is true.

    • @DerpyDarky
      @DerpyDarky 4 года назад +2

      Wonk Screws Up on the Internet wobba wobba

    • @Uhbaddydom
      @Uhbaddydom 4 года назад +1

      I was 420 like 😀

    • @monochromeart7311
      @monochromeart7311 4 года назад

      Hai, Kazuma Desu!
      It's not like Mumbo is a Crazy Diamond....
      Btw, where did you get that picture from?

    • @kingniggaz7760
      @kingniggaz7760 4 года назад

      @@monochromeart7311 ruclips.net/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/видео.html

  • @WaxerYT
    @WaxerYT 4 года назад +366

    Imagine just being at the Olympics and seeing some dude doing shotput with some redstone

    • @d3zz_439
      @d3zz_439 4 года назад +6

      Imagine there being olympics rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Oscar-vs5yw
      @Oscar-vs5yw 4 года назад +3

      Imagine there's redstone in real life

    • @barriosheine
      @barriosheine 4 года назад +1

      so he didint do the rocord, the permanet record should be Farthest Shotput: Redstone Dust ovw (overworld)

    • @_dude208
      @_dude208 2 года назад

      He just has a cannon

    • @wickedwong4057
      @wickedwong4057 2 года назад

      And with a three piece suit too!

  • @4thalt
    @4thalt 3 года назад +80

    "Do they have helium shorts?"
    - Mumbo Jumbo, 2020

    • @oldfrostikle
      @oldfrostikle 2 года назад

      I was searching for this comment xD

  • @KingRabbitDev
    @KingRabbitDev 4 года назад +1386

    I never thought that I would hear the words “Bring on the steroids” in a Minecraft video

    • @purple8990
      @purple8990 4 года назад +19

      @Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no

    • @obgaming6802
      @obgaming6802 4 года назад +2

      Just waiting for some remix...

    • @aendra6495
      @aendra6495 4 года назад +26

      @Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! Mate, putting spam in random places in comment sections to beg for subs is not the way to build an audience. Most people who see it will be annoyed and people who do take pity and subscribe will most likely not watch any videos. It's annoying and ineffective.

    • @rudytheduck4776
      @rudytheduck4776 4 года назад +1

      small pp

    • @keaneelinon7729
      @keaneelinon7729 4 года назад +1

      LMAAOO

  • @floome
    @floome 4 года назад +106

    Mumbo: *uses machines and steroids to beat records*
    “They must have done this too”

  • @botmobile1350
    @botmobile1350 4 года назад +373

    Nobody:
    Mumbo: bring on the steroids. Bring on all the steroids

    • @jake4243
      @jake4243 4 года назад +2

      Botmobile leave it to Wifies to make that

    • @conscious5122
      @conscious5122 4 года назад +2

      Beat me to it

  • @thomasagostoni3428
    @thomasagostoni3428 3 года назад +69

    mumbo: bring the steroids!
    me: here are the strongest steroids i found, sir: speed 255, leaping 255, riptide 37265

    • @mkDaniel
      @mkDaniel 2 года назад +2

      Leaping 255 glues you to the floor. It breaks at 128 if they did not fix it.

  • @samgoesbam1108
    @samgoesbam1108 4 года назад +853

    Mumbo: Takes out calculator in class to do the test really easy
    “Is that cheating? I don’t know if that’s cheating”

  • @rewindproductions7261
    @rewindproductions7261 4 года назад +226

    "Lets have at it!"
    *jumps half way*
    "Oh"
    ....
    ....
    ....
    "Bring on the illegal substances!"

  • @doomsdaymuffin
    @doomsdaymuffin 4 года назад +729

    Minecraft in real life: there’s a race and one guy cheats by using a potion of speed

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 4 года назад +12

      Aka cocaine

    • @kristalic
      @kristalic 4 года назад +15

      that's called performance enhancing drugs, kids!

    • @ddeokjinnie818
      @ddeokjinnie818 4 года назад +4

      Uno Reverse Card

    • @manan-543
      @manan-543 4 года назад +3

      Gotta take those drugs. Those PEDs.

    • @tungstenelephant9849
      @tungstenelephant9849 4 года назад +4

      Just take out the "a potion of" part

  • @TraverseIce
    @TraverseIce 3 года назад +33

    For the javelin, the results were:
    30 degrees: ~84 blocks
    25 degrees: ~77 blocks
    40 degrees: ~87 blocks

  • @runedrongesen2028
    @runedrongesen2028 4 года назад +93

    Just to clear up, the record in Javelin once was over 100 meters, but they changed the weight distribution of the javelin because they thought it was too dangerous

  • @Greenpixel16
    @Greenpixel16 4 года назад +587

    "sir, we don't use interdimensional spheres or blue pitchforks for this sport..."

  • @unbid1
    @unbid1 4 года назад +351

    “And with the shot put record being a pathetic-“ *I Died*

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 4 года назад +4

      Need an ambulance?

    • @unbid1
      @unbid1 4 года назад +1

      I require life alert

    • @OrangeySnicket98
      @OrangeySnicket98 4 года назад +9

      To be fair, though, I'm pretty sure they don't shot putt a cubic meter of solid stone in the Olympics.

    • @manan-543
      @manan-543 4 года назад

      @@OrangeySnicket98 that's far from the point😒. It's a funny and silly video where mumbo is goofing about. And here he was being sarcastic. Please don't use logic in this too. Save it for something else.

    • @OrangeySnicket98
      @OrangeySnicket98 4 года назад +5

      @@manan-543 You are quite correct; it is just a silly video. My humor is simply dry. I promise, that was intended as a joke, not as logical.

  • @bello5733
    @bello5733 4 года назад +32

    "I was on the gym today thinking about Usain Bolt... As you do"
    Best quote of the vid and its within the first seven seconds

  • @ivo2781
    @ivo2781 4 года назад +232

    Poor mumbo, missed that one physics class and now doesn't know that the optimal angle when throwing your trident is 45º

    • @Green_Eclipse
      @Green_Eclipse 4 года назад +27

      Poor Ivo, missed that one physics class and now doesn't know that the initial height matters and the optimal angle is not always 45°.

    • @iykigugu6798
      @iykigugu6798 4 года назад

      @@Green_Eclipse ruclips.net/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/видео.html

    • @nihitkhunteta6137
      @nihitkhunteta6137 4 года назад +30

      @@Green_Eclipse if we remove any air resistance which doesn't exist in Minecraft, optimal angle is 45°.
      But due to some distance between hand and head, the angle is slightly lesser than 45° in the game since the angle is calculated from eye level instead of hand level

    • @potatoyt1406
      @potatoyt1406 4 года назад +5

      @@Green_Eclipse yeah, it's probably about 40-35, by throwing it at 45 you would be using some of your strength to make it go up instead of forward. Picture a ball going up at 45° and then falling down, tracing a line behind it, now imagine another one being thrown at 40° with the same strength, it will go slightly further, trust me, I'm an athlete.

    • @RiseInAfterlife
      @RiseInAfterlife 4 года назад +7

      @Owen Luts Scicraft looking up from their Rng-Manipulating Circuit, shaking their head in utter disdain for casuals.

  • @astrolypse
    @astrolypse 4 года назад +342

    mumbo: "you can just go bonk"
    Also mumbo: *smacks his head on the bar*
    *that's what i call a bonk xD*

    • @willemdevries5378
      @willemdevries5378 4 года назад +4

      Thank you for making me laugh

    • @R_-qs4fo
      @R_-qs4fo 4 года назад +3

      this should legit get more likes

  • @speci4lforce
    @speci4lforce 4 года назад +234

    “The record has been broken, I repeat, the guy has flown away”

  • @bousica2
    @bousica2 3 года назад +10

    Mumbo Jumbo: "Well i count it"
    Random kid: "I WON"
    People: "You literaly flew in a plain and threw a stone out"

  • @henrywhitelaw181
    @henrywhitelaw181 4 года назад +196

    “Because bOnK! Oh that’s embarrassing that’s so embarrassing”
    I died

  • @ZajoZajoZajo
    @ZajoZajoZajo 4 года назад +199

    Mumbo: *Doing silly things whole week*
    Hermitcraft: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @yoamal1187
      @yoamal1187 4 года назад +7

      The season is about to end any ways

    • @iykigugu6798
      @iykigugu6798 4 года назад

      @@yoamal1187 ruclips.net/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/видео.html

  • @griffithbarton3666
    @griffithbarton3666 4 года назад +269

    BREAKING NEWS: RUclips star Mumbo Jumbo accuses pro athletes of using illicit substances while doing actions such as the long jump or the 100 meter sprint, find out more on this developing story, right here on ZXPN (zloyxp news)

    • @emmettdja
      @emmettdja 4 года назад +5

      Is there a record he can beat legitimately?

    • @sword_az_5847
      @sword_az_5847 4 года назад +4

      Emmett Jaakkola
      He works out so maybe

    • @iykigugu6798
      @iykigugu6798 4 года назад

      @@sword_az_5847 ruclips.net/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/видео.html

    • @Arnold-nm7hs
      @Arnold-nm7hs 4 года назад

      Griffith Barton lol

    • @sword_az_5847
      @sword_az_5847 4 года назад +1

      İyki Gugu
      Screw off
      Guys don't click the link, he is advertising his video

  • @bloxyyt
    @bloxyyt 3 года назад +38

    to conclude: all athletes use swiftness or leaping potions

  • @wolfofdawn4053
    @wolfofdawn4053 4 года назад +253

    Do a part 2! This is brilliant . swimming record, horse riding record, rowing record

    • @aquamaryne9184
      @aquamaryne9184 4 года назад +3

      Yesss

    • @aquamaryne9184
      @aquamaryne9184 4 года назад +4

      Horse riding would be fun

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 4 года назад

      @@aquamaryne9184 ruclips.net/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/видео.html

    • @Siebje
      @Siebje 4 года назад +1

      @@arfsnmdgn9271 this is going to be that mortal kombat E video right...
      Edit: oh well it is mortal combat but not the E video

    • @eri_berri
      @eri_berri 4 года назад

      Yass

  • @nice3294
    @nice3294 4 года назад +230

    Steve:
    *Yeets 1600 kilograms of stone a whopping two meters*
    Mumbo:
    4:57

    • @zoot_the_axolotl8095
      @zoot_the_axolotl8095 4 года назад +18

      Steve is a god
      With gold blocks in shulkers, he can possibly lift the weight of earth itself

    • @ryanxin1848
      @ryanxin1848 4 года назад +2

      Kurt Durham probably sets of parallel universes within parallel universes within...

    • @superewok063
      @superewok063 4 года назад +2

      8:45 wut

    • @MikoTheGamer
      @MikoTheGamer 4 года назад +1

      @@zoot_the_axolotl8095 Game Theory has actually calculated how much steve could lift

    • @TankleKlaus
      @TankleKlaus 4 года назад

      @@MikoTheGamer That was before Shulkerboxes tho

  • @KeeganS1
    @KeeganS1 4 года назад +279

    2:01 “I was really hoping to do this without the use of illegal substances.” FBI OPEN UP

    • @hungyuwan7292
      @hungyuwan7292 4 года назад

      KeeganS1 HAHA

    • @tcross9231
      @tcross9231 4 года назад +3

      You will be disqualified if you use the ones not allowed in sports rules. Edit:Most of the “illegal substances” are legal for general use, such as steroids.

    • @doctormemeable3684
      @doctormemeable3684 4 года назад +2

      @@tcross9231 r/whoooosh + ok boomer

    • @zedpwner
      @zedpwner 4 года назад +4

      @@doctormemeable3684 neither of those were funny

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 4 года назад

      @@zedpwner
      ruclips.net/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/видео.html

  • @shn4449
    @shn4449 4 года назад +9

    So Usain Bolt was actually a long line of redstone lamps all along.

  • @akshay3078
    @akshay3078 4 года назад +207

    It's one thing to call Usain Bolt a madman for his skills
    It's another thing to ask him
    *You Sane, Bolt?*
    OK I'll show myself out

  • @Oscarous64
    @Oscarous64 4 года назад +161

    4:52 "This should be easy!"
    He may not have thrown 23 meters, but he threw a square meter of stone 2 meters with one hand!

    • @IcicleFurry
      @IcicleFurry 4 года назад +5

      and that square meter of stone is compressed down to a square decimeter, making it even more dense that it already is..

    • @Oscarous64
      @Oscarous64 4 года назад

      @obliterator deathcon 4 yes

    • @ketsu9670
      @ketsu9670 4 года назад

      @obliterator deathcon 4 you mean cubic meter

  • @imscaredofchairs6806
    @imscaredofchairs6806 4 года назад +200

    “I was in the gym today, thinking about Usain Bolt, as you do.”
    No. No I don’t.

    • @theskullicorn4588
      @theskullicorn4588 4 года назад +7

      What? Go to the gym

    • @imscaredofchairs6806
      @imscaredofchairs6806 4 года назад +1

      The Skullicorn of course, the gym scares me. What else did you think? It’s normal to think about Usain Bolt whilst working out, no?

  • @rafazrahman9707
    @rafazrahman9707 4 года назад +71

    Imagine your friend is going to do a long jump and accidentally just starts flying away

  • @infinap
    @infinap 4 года назад +116

    4:21 is the highlight of your youtube career for sure

  • @bigsmoake655
    @bigsmoake655 4 года назад +104

    8:43 this is painful how does mumbo not know that 45 degrees is the best angle for throwing anything

    • @Milanutje
      @Milanutje 4 года назад +15

      In Minecraft, it's actually a bit less, because you don't throw from your feet :)

    • @prestleynelly
      @prestleynelly 4 года назад +2

      @@Milanutje The angle is from the eyes

    • @Milanutje
      @Milanutje 4 года назад +10

      @@prestleynelly Yes, and thus, the optimal throwing angle is about 37.5°.

    • @prestleynelly
      @prestleynelly 4 года назад +3

      @@Milanutje It makes sense, but where does the feet come into play? The trident doesn't come from your feet in-game.
      EDIT: It's where it lands I see, the mention of feet just threw me off course. It's because the object doesn't start at the ground.

    • @Milanutje
      @Milanutje 4 года назад +3

      @@prestleynelly Yeah, I could've worded it better

  • @Wolf-uq1ko
    @Wolf-uq1ko 4 года назад +1155

    “Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids.”
    I died of laughter

  • @CapAmerica10
    @CapAmerica10 4 года назад +6

    Real Athletes: work hard to beat records
    Mumbo: just uses potions and redstone and lots of illegal mechanics

  • @littletimmy6032
    @littletimmy6032 4 года назад +683

    The title should have been : “Using Legal Steroids to beat world records”

  • @hanzcali3684
    @hanzcali3684 4 года назад +236

    Steve: Goes to the olympics, flies with his javelin to throw another javelin farther
    Judges: *wait, that’s illegal*

    • @Gabriel-se6tj
      @Gabriel-se6tj 4 года назад +10

      Steve: Throw a whole house standing still*
      Physics: Wait, *that's illegal*

    • @FireFoxie1345
      @FireFoxie1345 2 года назад +4

      Dirt: falls
      Steve: wait, that’s illegal

  • @otheruser1232
    @otheruser1232 4 года назад +61

    Mumbo: fails against breaking world records set by athletes
    Also mumbo: igh steroids it is

  • @darthgroot1309
    @darthgroot1309 4 года назад +20

    Just goes to show how impressive these records are.

  • @castorr91
    @castorr91 4 года назад +38

    Would love to see more, here are some ideas for world records to beat:
    Deepest Free dive
    Hurdles
    Highest cliff diving jump
    Longest Static apnea (holding breath underwater)
    Most times struck by lightning

  • @logboi14
    @logboi14 4 года назад +62

    Mumbo Jumbo: Beats world record high jump
    Also Mumbo Jumbo: “I see no god up here, other than myself.”

  • @Smicc
    @Smicc 4 года назад +52

    Me:
    I’m so confide-
    Mumbo:
    Flys in javelin

  • @doublem5335
    @doublem5335 3 года назад +12

    4:21 just imagine in the olympic long jump and the athlete just starts flying away

  • @Guardian1771
    @Guardian1771 4 года назад +123

    All these broken records are definitely a result of the gym he built a couple months back

    • @user-uv3yw5vq4h
      @user-uv3yw5vq4h 4 года назад +4

      Especially the resstone contraptions

    • @crasher_19
      @crasher_19 4 года назад +6

      @@user-uv3yw5vq4h Ah yes, *resstone*

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 4 года назад +2

      @@crasher_19 ah yes, *_enslaved res_*

  • @MFACE1FIVE
    @MFACE1FIVE 4 года назад +194

    Nobody:
    Mumbo: D R U G S

  • @cfgmaster9984
    @cfgmaster9984 4 года назад +198

    5:42 "I do have HIGH hopes"
    Munbo Jumbo-2020

    • @hashmihashmi4806
      @hashmihashmi4806 4 года назад +11

      High high hopes for a living

    • @2222-s9x
      @2222-s9x 4 года назад

      Was that a pun? :D

    • @hashmihashmi4806
      @hashmihashmi4806 4 года назад

      @@2222-s9x honestly idk but thought should turn it into one.:D

    • @2222-s9x
      @2222-s9x 4 года назад

      @@hashmihashmi4806 lol

    • @emmettdja
      @emmettdja 4 года назад +1

      69 likes

  • @pinkpapita6345
    @pinkpapita6345 2 года назад +10

    A bit of cheeky physics, projectiles always go the furthest when thrown at 45⁰
    If you're interested, it's because the range is proportional to sin2x where x is the angle, hence it's value becomes maximum at 45⁰

    • @personperson5647
      @personperson5647 2 года назад

      Only applies to an object being thrown across a flat horizontal plane.
      The Minecraft character holds (and throws) the object from his hand, so the object has already been vertically displaced and the optimum angle ≠ 45.
      This is because the height where the object lands is ≈ 1m below where the object was thrown.
      The optimum angle is actually < 45, likely around 41, 42.

  • @jcrizzy7643
    @jcrizzy7643 4 года назад +495

    Is nobody gonna talk about how he hasn’t uploaded hermitcraft in like 3 weeks??

    • @smobasi3367
      @smobasi3367 4 года назад +26

      No because nobody cares somehow

    • @thatporgman
      @thatporgman 4 года назад +18

      I was wondering too

    • @aradziv89
      @aradziv89 4 года назад +70

      Season 6 has died a bit... He probably feels uninspired.

    • @markohabek3709
      @markohabek3709 4 года назад +8

      He has stopped playing it a lot lately

    • @murlocmaster6969
      @murlocmaster6969 4 года назад +32

      Grian is about to make his final s6 episode. Perhaps Mumbo is plotting together with him?

  • @introvertedwifi4818
    @introvertedwifi4818 4 года назад +45

    Mumbo: **cant beat record breaking sprint with a brisk jog**
    Mumbo: **drinks magic steroids**

  • @defaultkid1311
    @defaultkid1311 4 года назад +38

    “I really did hope to do this without the use of illegal substances”

  • @Sakkeru96
    @Sakkeru96 Год назад +4

    I used to do a fair bit of track and field competitions and was actually not too bad at high jump, but I can confirm that seeing someone jump higher than their own height never stops looking impressive.
    Also, helium shorts will have me laughing for days now

  • @theonlyamdor3763
    @theonlyamdor3763 4 года назад +50

    "bring out the steroids!"
    -Mumbo 2020

  • @__mmccall
    @__mmccall 4 года назад +210

    Me: takes physics; Me: yelling at screen: MUMBO! Optimal angle for furthest distance is 45 degrees!

    • @k3rt244
      @k3rt244 4 года назад +16

      in minecraft its not, its about 37

    • @inanjarif1388
      @inanjarif1388 4 года назад +6

      In Minecraft it's launched from around shoulder height,so no.

    • @__mmccall
      @__mmccall 4 года назад +8

      Inan Jarif It’s 45 regardless of starting height.

    • @jovanivanov4739
      @jovanivanov4739 4 года назад +4

      Ok boomer

    • @andrwilliams
      @andrwilliams 4 года назад

      Same

  • @linawu09
    @linawu09 4 года назад +20

    Yes. You throw the "javelin" and hold on to it, flying in the air, throw another "javelin' and land without getting hurt. Yup that works.

  • @sachah-a6325
    @sachah-a6325 4 года назад +50

    Everyone forgets that Steve can lift over 10 billion kilos so he’s already got an easy first world record.

    • @egg9709
      @egg9709 4 года назад +4

      Steve is a literal god. He can change anything using commands and even DELETE AND CREATE AN ENTIRE JUPITER SIZED PLANET

    • @ziah2056
      @ziah2056 4 года назад

      also he can punch down BIG GROWN STRONG OAK TREES there has to be some type of record for that

  • @marvelmainiacs6959
    @marvelmainiacs6959 4 года назад +297

    no one:
    mumbo: Bring out the steroids!!

  • @EnglishTeaDrinker5
    @EnglishTeaDrinker5 4 года назад +458

    "Bring on the steroids!"
    "Bring on all the steroids!"
    -Fabulous mustache man
    Ladies and gentlemen we have ourselves the quote of the year!!!
    Wow, 275 likes in under a day! Thanks guys.

    • @erossl7156
      @erossl7156 4 года назад +2

      oh yes big brain

    • @jamsboi7048
      @jamsboi7048 4 года назад

      Get this man to 420 likes keep it that way

  • @talanez
    @talanez 4 года назад +69

    “Bring on all the steroids bring on all the steroids”
    😂 😂 😂
    And then he gets potion of leaping and swiftness lol

  • @thatpirateboi
    @thatpirateboi 4 года назад +28

    3:32
    BRING ON THE STEROIDS!!!
    Really motivating Mumbo. Really motivating.

    • @camcam-uw5mx
      @camcam-uw5mx 4 года назад

      Probably the most borderline illegal thing he's ever said!

  • @adelezuo2626
    @adelezuo2626 4 года назад +469

    Imagine bringing a machine to shot put 😂

  • @austinharrison4120
    @austinharrison4120 4 года назад +93

    7:36 what goes on in the mind of an introvert when they mess up in public

    • @spookyman5ever
      @spookyman5ever 4 года назад +6

      accurate

    • @CTcuber4K
      @CTcuber4K 4 года назад +5

      I mean if you knew the difference between introversion, shyness and social anxiety then maybe this would be accurate

    • @Icy-ll5ie
      @Icy-ll5ie 4 года назад

      That's me :(

    • @zeceprincess8210
      @zeceprincess8210 4 года назад

      @@Icy-ll5ie ruclips.net/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/видео.html

  • @ThatXDC
    @ThatXDC 3 года назад +2

    4:31 This had me crying LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @StrangeCreatureOfUnknownOrigin
    @StrangeCreatureOfUnknownOrigin 4 года назад +37

    7:42
    When literally anyone wants to beat the high jump record

  • @neyuun7854
    @neyuun7854 4 года назад +117

    World record holders : you can't defeat me
    Mumbo: I know but he can
    *Redstone and potions*

  • @suchirgpta
    @suchirgpta 4 года назад +122

    Mumbo: usain bolt took loads of illegal substances before running
    Usain bolt before running: chugs down some potion of leaping and a potion of swiftness
    Karen's: *I did in fact see green and blue particles*

    • @shockwaverc1369
      @shockwaverc1369 4 года назад +1

      potion of leaping would slow him down

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost 4 года назад +1

      @@shockwaverc1369 only if he actually jumps

    • @charliep8534
      @charliep8534 4 года назад +2

      Who is his brewer? He beats my brews.

    • @suchirgpta
      @suchirgpta 4 года назад

      😂

  • @testtester8492
    @testtester8492 4 года назад +2

    Mumbo: *is literally playing a video game*
    Also Mumbo: “lemme just did the exact same thing and expect a different result.”

  • @firefly7076
    @firefly7076 4 года назад +57

    Actual title for the video
    “Advice for Athletes: How to Cheat”

  • @gravity1537
    @gravity1537 4 года назад +75

    There are actually World Records for Minecraft that The Guinness Book of World Records has cataloged. Maybe you could go after some of them?

    • @xogdo5260
      @xogdo5260 4 года назад +19

      but they give it to people as publicity, they mean absolutely nothing, and if you submit something, they never get to it except if you pay something like 5000$ iirc. Ibxtoycat has a video were he easily beat one of the world record without any practice just to show these are bullshit

    • @gravity1537
      @gravity1537 4 года назад +1

      @@xogdo5260 Mumbo is a Minecraft RUclipsr with over 5 million subscribers, so he has a shot at being eligible for a record.

    • @xogdo5260
      @xogdo5260 4 года назад

      @@gravity1537 ibxtoycat is at 1.4M (so still big), but if you don't want to pay for the "express lane", you won't even be acknowledged

    • @the_void996
      @the_void996 4 года назад

      @@xogdo5260 what if we make our own Minecraft world records?

  • @glitchypotato9651
    @glitchypotato9651 4 года назад +28

    Cool record to beat:
    -Fastest swimmer
    Another suggestion:
    A few years ago scientists designed a euth*nasia roller coaster, which killed the person riding it, making their last moments exciting
    So, a cool redstone challange would be to create a rollercoaster that kills the player without it ever stopping

    • @shaik100_
      @shaik100_ 4 года назад +3

      Just put a detector rail with a command block underneath and set the command block command to “/kill @p”

    • @VMan_2002
      @VMan_2002 4 года назад

      why did you censor it

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 4 года назад

      @@VMan_2002 ruclips.net/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/видео.html

    • @iamneverpro2479
      @iamneverpro2479 4 года назад

      pewdiepie did that

    • @VMan_2002
      @VMan_2002 4 года назад

      @@arfsnmdgn9271 how is this relevant

  • @TraverseIce
    @TraverseIce 3 года назад +8

    Tbh i think that you should've just used the ender pearl for the shotput in the first place mumbo

  • @DuxWriter
    @DuxWriter 4 года назад +41

    "Bring on the steroids"
    Beautiful