Melanie Martinez - Nurse's Office [Official Music Video]

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @Bloomoftheflames
    @Bloomoftheflames 3 года назад +19227

    If y’all don’t know the meaning of the song it’s basically about how crybaby gets bullied and shes hurting emotionally and band aids cannot heal her pain, and she just wants to go home to avoid the bullies

    • @itsjustPiwoah
      @itsjustPiwoah 3 года назад +1243

      And how faking to be sick is the only way to avoid bullies

    • @vanessabaiza1120
      @vanessabaiza1120 3 года назад +239

      I percieve it to be about drugs...

    • @itsjustPiwoah
      @itsjustPiwoah 3 года назад +299

      @@vanessabaiza1120 The lyrics didn’t really mention anything about drugs tho

    • @edgaramemura1571
      @edgaramemura1571 3 года назад +365

      @@itsjustPiwoah bestie, people can interpret songs any way they want. Just because a song doesn’t explicitly mention something doesn’t mean that’s absolutely not what it’s about.

    • @edgaramemura1571
      @edgaramemura1571 3 года назад +123

      @@vanessabaiza1120 mind elaborating? That sounds like a cool interpretation tbh!

  • @xxyeetusdeletusffxx9350
    @xxyeetusdeletusffxx9350 4 года назад +3694

    Melanie: -literally dying-
    nurses: *-dances right in front of her-*

  • @moonshorses
    @moonshorses 3 года назад +5225

    Both girls: *literally sobbing in fear*
    Nurses: "AYO PERFECT LIGHTING FOR A TIKTOK"

    • @mercreign7773
      @mercreign7773 3 года назад +54

      😂💀

    • @unicornmagicalworld
      @unicornmagicalworld 3 года назад +34

      🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀

    • @euxollia623
      @euxollia623 3 года назад +72

      Imagine dying be you just see someone doing a tik tok LMAO 💀

    • @rolandea6459
      @rolandea6459 3 года назад +26

      It’s all about the lighting

    • @lamaniedwards5131
      @lamaniedwards5131 3 года назад +7

      Why did you get so much likes that comment was so boring😂😂

  • @danielcox3288
    @danielcox3288 10 месяцев назад +376

    Melanie: **Literally dying**
    The nurses: **Doing a little dancey dance**

  • @hala8333
    @hala8333 5 лет назад +777

    Kid: my leg was amputated
    Nurses: okay, let me dance for a second.

  • @hi-yg5nz
    @hi-yg5nz 4 года назад +3930

    This song talks about how she's getting bullied so she is pretending to be sick to get back home because no one is helping her. And when they gave her that bottle of medicine it was probably a representation of her resorting to drugs which at first made her happy, but soon, even more stressed than before.

  • @CookiesCreamplays
    @CookiesCreamplays 5 лет назад +5927

    People: dying
    Nurses: *Start spinning the bed and dance*

    • @xtopgamermollyx2943
      @xtopgamermollyx2943 5 лет назад +15

      Logic?

    • @olameninas8655
      @olameninas8655 5 лет назад +5

      SOU BRASILEIRA OQUE VC ESCREVEU EU NÃO ENTENDIR NADINHA... PODERIA TRADUZIR PARA MIM? POR FAVOR

    • @sebastianocostanzo4412
      @sebastianocostanzo4412 5 лет назад +7

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahha

    • @niah830
      @niah830 5 лет назад +7

      @@olameninas8655 Tradução:
      Pessoas: morrendo
      Enfermeiras: *Começam a rodar as macas e dançar*

    • @olameninas8655
      @olameninas8655 5 лет назад +3

      AINNNN VALEU ;)

  • @Im_sturniolo_asf
    @Im_sturniolo_asf 11 месяцев назад +106

    "OK, here's you ice pack hun"
    "Ummm but, my stomach hurts,"
    "GO BACK TO CLASS 👹👹"

    • @SillyAmina
      @SillyAmina 2 месяца назад +3

      “BUT MY STOMACH HURTS?!”

    • @michellehannah5327
      @michellehannah5327 24 дня назад +1

      It's always the "GO BACK TO CLASS👹🤡

    • @pityparty145
      @pityparty145 22 дня назад +1

      LMAO

    • @officialsxnny2829
      @officialsxnny2829 14 дней назад +1

      One kid broke a rib, at school btw
      The nurse gave him a fucking ice bag in one of those small plastic like money bag💀

  • @JacquelineBarth
    @JacquelineBarth 4 года назад +4660

    Nurses in K-12: 🥼👁👄👁🩺💉
    Nurses in real life: “an ice pack for three broken bones seems good.”

    • @beautifulpotato444
      @beautifulpotato444 4 года назад +210

      I'd prefer to have these nurses at my school. At least they can dance while they poison me.

    • @brandonfarrow4867
      @brandonfarrow4867 4 года назад +34

      Lol So True Oof THIS IS WHAT I SAY ABOUT THE NURSES IN MEH SCHOOL
      V 💢
      ○ ○
      ^

    • @orbzpurple
      @orbzpurple 4 года назад +74

      also k - 12 nurses: 👧💉💃🎵💃🎵💃

    • @fabiolacaballero1001
      @fabiolacaballero1001 4 года назад +4

      Hi Melody Martinez

    • @ddreamer3162
      @ddreamer3162 4 года назад

      🦸🏻‍♀️

  • @cornfield5253
    @cornfield5253 5 лет назад +3075

    Me: *has total organ failure*
    school nurse: hEre'S aN iCe pAcK

    • @gachacookiecookies7593
      @gachacookiecookies7593 5 лет назад +20

      In my school it's always an ice pack lol

    • @mabelxiomarasaraviasaravia7958
      @mabelxiomarasaraviasaravia7958 5 лет назад +4

      ok ok jajaja al menos es algo, en Perú no tenemos ni botiquín xd salu2

    • @annabelrhodes3035
      @annabelrhodes3035 5 лет назад +14

      ironically it's the opposite at my school. One time my friend cut her arm, and they gave her a sling

    • @abijones4475
      @abijones4475 5 лет назад +12

      omg relatable, like I had the flu that led to diabetes and the nurse didn't send me home ONLY because my mom was working and so was my dad like omg I have sisters

    • @RayBaker-pv2ll
      @RayBaker-pv2ll 5 лет назад +2

      @@annabelrhodes3035 *wHaT*

  • @aritarzy
    @aritarzy 4 года назад +3014

    Students: *are literally dying*
    Nurses: *Oompa loompa intensifies*

    • @your_crkfan7907
      @your_crkfan7907 4 года назад +45

      That are my nurses at school- i am serious-

    • @elizabethh740
      @elizabethh740 4 года назад +17

      gucci- girl OMG..

    • @your_crkfan7907
      @your_crkfan7907 4 года назад +13

      Elizabeth bun i am not liyng!

    • @elizabethh740
      @elizabethh740 4 года назад +7

      gucci- girl I know, I’m just shocked

    • @your_crkfan7907
      @your_crkfan7907 4 года назад +4

      Elizabeth bun why? U are shocked that one of my classmates was about to die bc of a nurse?

  • @MollyMcDolly
    @MollyMcDolly 10 месяцев назад +173

    This song is literally middle school at its finest.

  • @ew527
    @ew527 4 года назад +4379

    Me: tries to do the dance
    My sister: what kind of creature is this

  • @lilactilki4644
    @lilactilki4644 5 лет назад +1016

    Melanie: I’m sick and I’m bleeding
    Nurse: *dancing intestifies*

  • @sashazana
    @sashazana 5 лет назад +2133

    Nurses: “wait why isn’t this *Bandaid* fixing her broken leg?”

    • @russiasvodka2508
      @russiasvodka2508 5 лет назад +5

      S L Oml xD

    • @spedupxxx2681
      @spedupxxx2681 5 лет назад +29

      I broke my chin and they didnt do anything they just said. Go back to class

    • @dannapher
      @dannapher 4 года назад +21

      Also nurses: hmm maybe I should use an ice pack..

    • @caitlyndhillpaul558
      @caitlyndhillpaul558 4 года назад

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wow

    • @SweeterThanFiction.
      @SweeterThanFiction. 4 года назад +2

      Also Nurses: CUT HER HAIR TO TEST HER

  • @leonoraronquillo6519
    @leonoraronquillo6519 4 месяца назад +83

    1:13
    *casually starts dangling the hair, throws it and starts doing tiktok dances*

  • @0pen.Casket
    @0pen.Casket 5 лет назад +14990

    *people literally dying*
    The Nurses: 💃🏽

  • @zelarokhum7750
    @zelarokhum7750 5 лет назад +3836

    Random person:* sneeze *
    Me: *Are you singing Nurses Office*

    • @rainbowsnailie
      @rainbowsnailie 5 лет назад +25

      @YøItzMatthew :3 lmao relatable :>

    • @Tintin-rd7yu
      @Tintin-rd7yu 5 лет назад +8

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabbylockyer
      @gabbylockyer 5 лет назад +28

      When I hear a car start
      I'm just looking out the window

    • @rendroid8115
      @rendroid8115 5 лет назад +6

      You won

    • @aishashalaan3630
      @aishashalaan3630 5 лет назад +5

      zela rokhum whenever someone sneeze i start singing “don’t cut me punch me...” and they be like: what

  • @arissaaliyya8912
    @arissaaliyya8912 5 лет назад +1701

    Student: Teacher, I feel sick. Can I go to the Nurse’s Office?
    **At The Nurse’s Office**

    • @miaqueer
      @miaqueer 5 лет назад +14

      HHAHAHAHHAHA THERE WAS 100 LIKES..THEN I GAVE IT 101!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @ex0tic626
      @ex0tic626 5 лет назад +3

      BBgirlTØP YT melanie and top fan??

    • @joonhocraft4984
      @joonhocraft4984 5 лет назад +1

      Wow sooo #relatable lol

    • @cats11111
      @cats11111 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @ysf9177
      @ysf9177 5 лет назад +5

      "tEaChEr WhY aRe ThE nUrSeS dAnCiNg?"

  • @Nebula_Messager_Moth
    @Nebula_Messager_Moth 9 месяцев назад +18

    fun fact the sound / beat you hear in the beginning plays whenever crybaby is in trouble

  • @lecerealspoon
    @lecerealspoon 4 года назад +418

    No one:
    Nurses: * Takes completely healthy children instead of the one’s coughing and sneezing *

    • @Linsfavorite
      @Linsfavorite 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @caniputmyballsinyojaws1946
      @caniputmyballsinyojaws1946 4 года назад +5

      And that right there my friend is what proves that this supposed “Nurses office”, is really just a torture room where they torture kids supposedly “breaking rules” because in the film Angelita changed Crybaby back to a human when she was a doll right in front of the nurses which is why they (probably) took the two into the room. Lol digging way too deep, sorry. ;w;

    • @tarnstanga1308
      @tarnstanga1308 27 дней назад

      Ikr 😭

  • @Elizabeth.._
    @Elizabeth.._ Год назад +3719

    The nurses acting is purely amazing. They got that resting bitch face, all in sync, and they act their parts so well. Melanie had such a good cast.

    • @imthebossmermaid3648
      @imthebossmermaid3648 Год назад +58

      Ikr especially her friends and the dancers.

    • @drxmaclub.editing
      @drxmaclub.editing Год назад +30

      Ikkk the cast is immaculate!!

    • @AnIdiotOnYT00
      @AnIdiotOnYT00 Год назад +24

      The Nurses and the other actors are just as amazing like Mel

    • @iquitohmydxyzs
      @iquitohmydxyzs Год назад +31

      How the heck did the nurse did a poker face i cant even keep a straight face-

    • @WhatTheGenshin
      @WhatTheGenshin Год назад +3

      That's me everyday

  • @lelemoncake
    @lelemoncake 5 лет назад +1530

    Melanie Martinez: releases Nurse's Office
    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Mikan Cosplayers: GIMME GIMME

  • @ooof5gtgtgtgtgtgtgtf4f.
    @ooof5gtgtgtgtgtgtgtf4f. 8 месяцев назад +119

    2024 here are we again

  • @verytired1163
    @verytired1163 3 года назад +4184

    When I was a kid I was bullied so heavily that I would pretend to be sick to go to the Nurse's Office hoping they would send me home. So yeah this song hits close to home. I'm an adult now but the effects of bullying and abuse in my childhood has caused damage. depression, anxiety and ptsd.

    • @nusalili8115
      @nusalili8115 2 года назад +150

      same, i don't know why some kids like to bully. I always faked being sick and my mum wasn't happy about it. I now have new amazing classemates, but I have all the anxiety and panic attacks from past years. My therapist sugested to switch to classes for adults, because they are online now and I won't have to deal with all the stress. I feel so bad for leaving my friends, but I don't know how else would I finish highschool, without being home every second day. I feel like a failure most of the time, but I know that others have all the strenght to visit school because they didn't go trough trauma, like some of us did. I'm happy to have my family and boyfriend by my side so I don't give up. You are not alone💪

    • @droliuxxd1373
      @droliuxxd1373 2 года назад +10

      @@nusalili8115 Ñ

    • @oO0yuu0Oo
      @oO0yuu0Oo 2 года назад +1

      I would have murdered the bullies
      Yay

    • @emmabosco8683
      @emmabosco8683 2 года назад +29

      As a 13 year-old 8th grader I can confirm that iv tried I'm now home school but will be going back next year

    • @papaya8347
      @papaya8347 2 года назад +5

      I hope you heal

  • @chuuyanakahara4203
    @chuuyanakahara4203 5 лет назад +3348

    3 secrets of world:
    1.The bermuda triangle
    2. Egypt
    3. Where is our school nurse

    • @viktoria-uc7uf
      @viktoria-uc7uf 5 лет назад +30

      I am in egypt

    • @ex0tic626
      @ex0tic626 5 лет назад +47

      Literally like the nurse rarely shows up

    • @melihinata5350
      @melihinata5350 5 лет назад +49

      [Pandii_coffee] shes in the freezer trying to find an ice pack since my arm is missing

    • @paulgrundyt7235
      @paulgrundyt7235 5 лет назад +5

      lol im on my channel cus my ipads low

    • @cornfield5253
      @cornfield5253 5 лет назад +13

      literally we have a nurses office and the hoe doesn't ever show up and ths administration tell us to respect them like bruh

  • @joyajohnson2216
    @joyajohnson2216 3 года назад +9463

    The choreography of this scene was ABSOLUTELY INSANE

  • @Earthling_InTheVoid
    @Earthling_InTheVoid 4 месяца назад +39

    2:19 reminded me of "I'm laughing, I'm crying it feels like I'm dying"

  • @midnight5023
    @midnight5023 4 года назад +3205

    The cough at the beginning:
    2019: The start of Nurse's Office
    2020: The start of Coronavirus

    • @lancelaq2652
      @lancelaq2652 4 года назад +11

      I didn't even noticed that lmao

    • @tidaly223
      @tidaly223 4 года назад +12

      I mean ur not wrong

    • @adagirl1411
      @adagirl1411 4 года назад +9

      and it did start in Chin- you know what I'll leave

    • @toxictear427
      @toxictear427 4 года назад +6

      Midnight Lynx IV lol yessss

    • @andreaciardo1182
      @andreaciardo1182 4 года назад +11

      The corona virus started in 2019 . that's why its called covid19 it just took affect in 2020.

  • @shahdalmalky6071
    @shahdalmalky6071 3 года назад +8696

    I used to act sick and go to the school nurse’s room to hide from bullies too
    Thank you Melanie

  • @paulmaclean4817
    @paulmaclean4817 4 года назад +1977

    Melanie: "This b- behind me is cutting my hair"
    Me at the hairdresser LOL

    • @Andy_TikTok
      @Andy_TikTok 4 года назад +1

      Paul MacLean XD

    • @jasmine_1111
      @jasmine_1111 4 года назад +6

      Sarai Bitch
      What do you expect from a salon lmao
      If you hate when they cut your hair don’t go and cut it yourself

    • @jasmine_1111
      @jasmine_1111 4 года назад +6

      Sarai Bitch Ohh I see. Well do you tell them not to and they just do it? You should report it if so.

    • @gio3087
      @gio3087 4 года назад +1

      TwT

    • @РусланаиСаша
      @РусланаиСаша 4 года назад

      Алмаза заказу хадак адвхц💞💟💔💔💔💔💔🗯🗯🗯💣💣💘💤🕳. 🐪🐄🐐🐕🐩🐱🐈🍟🍿🍔🍕🏞🏥🕌🏘🏢🏣⚾🎤📲🎛🛄🚰🚮🇧🇪🇧🇫:-(

  • @eleonorarenzini
    @eleonorarenzini 5 месяцев назад +115

    she’s so creepy and beautiful at the same time

  • @triieuvan
    @triieuvan 5 лет назад +515

    girls: literally having a seizure
    nurses: dancing should help it

    • @luisangelgamaromero3891
      @luisangelgamaromero3891 4 года назад

      Hoal

    • @rin7836
      @rin7836 4 года назад +1

      i dont mean to start a fight and i am well aware this is a joke,but the lyrics said
      "I FAKED up a seizure"
      kay bai

  • @xanyeeast
    @xanyeeast 4 года назад +933

    Getting a fever in normal school. Nurse: here's a band aid
    K-12 Nurses: Here's some drugs

  • @ninajewett180
    @ninajewett180 4 года назад +2603

    This song is about how she is tired of getting bullied so she wants to go home but only way is to fake be sick.

    • @unicorn_gacharainbow5939
      @unicorn_gacharainbow5939 4 года назад +48

      Actually if u watched the k12 the film you would know

    • @yes-bt1mp
      @yes-bt1mp 4 года назад +46

      Nina Jewett watch the clip, unicorn is right. For show and tell she was a doll and the students opened her stomach so she went to the nurses office, luckily her friend (in this clip) made her a human again.

    • @blueturtle3623
      @blueturtle3623 4 года назад +14

      No shit that's what it's about. it's not a deep song lol

    • @nikatenbrink2018
      @nikatenbrink2018 4 года назад +2

      But i still dont know why they had to drink those things

    • @sorabae04
      @sorabae04 4 года назад +2

      MinecraftGuides to make them unconscious

  • @Greenyitbean
    @Greenyitbean День назад +2

    Melanie’s nurses: *dancy dance*
    All real school nurses: “here is an ice pack and half a saltine”

  • @Kool-aidz
    @Kool-aidz 3 года назад +1391

    **Nurses dancing while people are dying**
    Principle: *I'll allow it.*

  • @court7843
    @court7843 5 лет назад +786

    but no one is going to talk about how the nurses killed that dance

  • @mahchimchimkookie3357
    @mahchimchimkookie3357 5 лет назад +333

    K12 Nurses: SHOTS!!! BANDAIDS!!! CUT HAIR
    normal schools: “I lost my eyeball!” Here is an ice pack!

  • @Pinkbaby.Crybaby
    @Pinkbaby.Crybaby 6 месяцев назад +2

    I'm living these songs every week, thank you Melanie for not making me feel alone ❤

  • @Daliiis
    @Daliiis 3 года назад +3648

    Melanie:singing
    The nurses dancing like they don't care:💃💃💃

    • @x.tayl0r_.x699
      @x.tayl0r_.x699 3 года назад +50

      *They dancing like red ded redemption zombies-*

    • @imn4206
      @imn4206 3 года назад +24

      Me:watching in my mobile
      Me: Put ur hands in the air like you just dont care
      nurses: keeps on Dancing With there Hands Up
      Me: not sleeping at all that night because I thought the nurses can hear me through screen

    • @aislinmyrto4056
      @aislinmyrto4056 3 года назад

      Hffbhuccbhjygv

    • @rishichei5157
      @rishichei5157 3 года назад +2

      666

    • @stephenriley5598
      @stephenriley5598 3 года назад +5

      TOgA lmao

  • @llnonaysll5950
    @llnonaysll5950 5 лет назад +5053

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even my nurses:
    K-12 nurses: *tortures random people while twerking*

    • @razizdead
      @razizdead 5 лет назад +13

      Lmao

    • @LeahRicot
      @LeahRicot 5 лет назад +24

      IM CRYING LMAOO

    • @uwu-id9sb
      @uwu-id9sb 5 лет назад +5

      same

    • @sssillystuff
      @sssillystuff 5 лет назад +5

      The fierce Lion uwu 😂 😂

    • @baraka2506
      @baraka2506 5 лет назад +3

      The fierce Lion uwu oh I can't -dies of ugly nurse-

  • @AIIKAYU
    @AIIKAYU 4 года назад +1907

    Everybody: *saying the nurses aren't helping dying children*
    Me: *admiring the nurses' dance moves*
    Edit: y'all replies have me DYING LOL

    • @mr.palmtree877
      @mr.palmtree877 4 года назад +19

      You arent the only

    • @raedisneys3901
      @raedisneys3901 4 года назад +14

      Made it to 110 😊

    • @catzblood4420
      @catzblood4420 4 года назад +39

      They did it in heels too

    • @AIIKAYU
      @AIIKAYU 4 года назад +44

      @@catzblood4420 yes, exactly, and then there's me, complaining that the remote is so far away from the tv and that my shoulder hurts

    • @bluelemons2850
      @bluelemons2850 4 года назад +22

      Like damn sis work it

  • @TheWeirdOne1-v7v
    @TheWeirdOne1-v7v 11 дней назад +2

    In all ways she is absolutely amazing

  • @Angelo-qp9zo
    @Angelo-qp9zo 4 года назад +7104

    Nurses are like the Oompa Loompas, Dancing when someone is about to die.

    • @dana8658
      @dana8658 4 года назад +91

      Angelo I-

    • @annaosakaoldaccount
      @annaosakaoldaccount 4 года назад +147

      Lol, why am i laughing about this?

    • @thisismeandimokay6400
      @thisismeandimokay6400 4 года назад +85

      Did you know the oompa lumpa’s are grim reaper

    • @swanravu
      @swanravu 4 года назад +34

      Niki_333 i- that movie is now ruined for me

    • @x3no841
      @x3no841 4 года назад +36

      expect the oompa loompas sing AND dance LMAOO

  • @calebswain9134
    @calebswain9134 4 года назад +235

    People dying
    Nurses:➡️⬆️⬅️🔽⬇️🔼↙️↗️↘️🔀↪️↩️🔃🔂🔁↔️

  • @notvods
    @notvods 5 лет назад +339

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Nurse: cuts off Cry babys hair and stares aggressively at it and then begins to dance

    • @dawn1430
      @dawn1430 5 лет назад +20

      yo, i can’t click on ur profile..

    • @grettelsandoval4586
      @grettelsandoval4586 5 лет назад

      :0

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 5 лет назад +1

      @@dawn1430 Everryone Dislike This Muisc Video & Comment Lol🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ruclips.net/video/I--rRfdoWEI/видео.html

    • @Poisontree444
      @Poisontree444 5 лет назад +1

      I don't make videos anymore. Me either o:

    • @reddestcherry
      @reddestcherry 5 лет назад +1

      Omg he has no name and you cant click his profile!!

  • @riverelden369
    @riverelden369 27 дней назад +2

    This song really speaks to me as someone who never feels emotionally seen

  • @WiccanUniverse
    @WiccanUniverse 5 лет назад +4122

    Nobody:
    Oompa Loompas when a child gets their head torn off:

  • @vannahjones4700
    @vannahjones4700 4 года назад +551

    No one:
    Not even God himself:
    1:15: me on my way to annoy my birth giver

  • @ghost-qu8sr
    @ghost-qu8sr 3 года назад +831

    00:40 for some reason the way she says "take me ho-oo-ome, gimme that's pink slip of permission, this is o-o-oldd, i'm tired of wishin, i was ditchin' " sounds so comforting to me

    • @MentalMelanie
      @MentalMelanie 3 года назад +27

      Maybe it’s because it’s like getting out of school and you getting a note or something idk

    • @Azure_Sky222
      @Azure_Sky222 3 года назад +17

      Her voice is really comforting

    • @gayleeun
      @gayleeun 3 года назад +3

      The pfp

    • @ghost-qu8sr
      @ghost-qu8sr 3 года назад +1

      @@gayleeun ...

    • @fubuki1891
      @fubuki1891 3 года назад +4

      cause you need a pink slip from the nurse to go home

  • @Cinabun_cute
    @Cinabun_cute Месяц назад +2

    " take me home homee homeeeee"🙏🔥🌟🤧🤒🤕🌡️🧊🚨🏠📢❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

  • @sonicscum864
    @sonicscum864 5 лет назад +516

    Melanie: "Here's the Nurse's office I guess"
    Fans: *1st song from Legally Blonde the musical itenfies*

    • @cryingoverspiltmilk05
      @cryingoverspiltmilk05 5 лет назад +2

      Dᴏᴅɢᴇ ᴅᴏɢ LOʟ it took me a minute lol but I love this 😂

    • @Unicorn-dx8pw
      @Unicorn-dx8pw 5 лет назад +3

      Ohmigod you guys

    • @m.1sha
      @m.1sha 5 лет назад +1

      *Who doesn't get it..? Please help me. I'm not slow. I just apparently can't seen to find a joke funny in this..*

    • @sonicscum864
      @sonicscum864 5 лет назад

      @@m.1sha the first song from Legally Blonde the musical is called "omigod you guys"

  • @ѕяєтє
    @ѕяєтє 5 лет назад +466

    No one:
    Anyone:
    Literally no one:
    Me at 3.00 am :
    TAKE ME HOooME GIVE ME THAT PINK SLIP OF PERMISSION

  • @euphonic.essence
    @euphonic.essence 4 года назад +697

    Melanie:*Sneezes*
    Those nurse:*Straps her down on a table;gives her some weird medication;Gives her shots*
    -
    Me:*Breaks my arm*
    My Nurse:Put an icepack on it...

    • @xx_yungbeener_xx
      @xx_yungbeener_xx 4 года назад +8

      Milky Mushroom Ice Ice Baby

    • @alayahbailey6950
      @alayahbailey6950 4 года назад +2

      Tyco home

    • @malmelon2497
      @malmelon2497 4 года назад +1

      Relatable

    • @maliadockery3650
      @maliadockery3650 4 года назад +1

      that actually happened to me before

    • @kdean1821
      @kdean1821 4 года назад

      Omg I actually did that. We went roller skating for a field trip and I didn’t know how to and I broke my arm and the nurse said to go back to class. My x-rays prove her wrong

  • @heyhunnibear
    @heyhunnibear 3 месяца назад +8

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Melanie's jaw: ⬇↙↖⬅⬆↕↕↔↗➡➡↩↪↘↪↪⬇⤵⤴↙⤴↙⤵⬇⬅⬅↙↖↖↕⬅↕⬅⬆⬆⬆⬅⬆

  • @kingb6228
    @kingb6228 5 лет назад +864

    Me: *Is dying*
    Nurses: Here is a band aid now go back to class

    • @moonlightmagic8703
      @moonlightmagic8703 5 лет назад +20

      Me: has stage 4 cancer
      Nurse: ICE PACK

    • @shark4231
      @shark4231 5 лет назад +16

      My school nurses check ur temperature. If u don't have a fever u go back to class. Whether ur throwing up, stomach hurts, headache, dizzy, anything. They just send u back to class

    • @mae.2808
      @mae.2808 5 лет назад +4

      @@shark4231 OoF

    • @rainduos_only
      @rainduos_only 5 лет назад +9

      Student: *Has fever*
      Nurse and teacher: *Gives band-aid* You're fine, get back to class
      Teacher's pet: *Has scratch*
      Nurse and teacher: Go home *Sends home*

    • @yuyucontent
      @yuyucontent 5 лет назад +3

      @@moonlightmagic8703 oof

  • @emmapenfold1072
    @emmapenfold1072 3 года назад +3147

    Crybaby and Angelica : *dying*
    The nurses : ↗️➡️↘️⬇️⬇️↗️↖️↙️⬇️⤴️🔃↙️⬅️↙️⤴️⤴️⤴️⤵️↪️↩️↩️↗️⬅️🔃⤴️⤵️↘️⤵️↗️⬅️↗️↖️⬇️⤴️⤵️↪️⤵️↩️↙️⤵️↪️

    • @elf_bri2138
      @elf_bri2138 3 года назад +16

      Melanie*

    • @emmapenfold1072
      @emmapenfold1072 3 года назад +107

      @@elf_bri2138 Bruh I know her name ty and in the video she's called cry baby 😩✋

    • @elf_bri2138
      @elf_bri2138 3 года назад +16

      @@emmapenfold1072 ook

    • @ekmekpizza
      @ekmekpizza 3 года назад +7

      Lel

    • @bellalalalallaalalala
      @bellalalalallaalalala 3 года назад +46

      @@elf_bri2138 in the movie her name is actually crybaby but ok

  • @facundsrodrixxx
    @facundsrodrixxx 5 лет назад +2216

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Nurse's: let’s go to twerk

  • @janniferr2
    @janniferr2 2 месяца назад +6

    "Bandages won't fix it, but ice packs will." -The professional school nurse

  • @delcydelavin6164
    @delcydelavin6164 4 года назад +131

    "I'm coughing, I'm bleeding, Band-aids won't heal it"
    School nurse; here an ice pack

  • @nospoonsmom2061
    @nospoonsmom2061 2 года назад +1138

    The cutting hair part reminds me of one of my worst bullying experiences. Gets me right in the feels every damn time.

    • @thesaltbucket324
      @thesaltbucket324 Год назад +73

      *gives internet hugs*

    • @lilinectar29
      @lilinectar29 Год назад +37

      oh no! people really need to f off and mind their own businesses

    • @amayhasmith254
      @amayhasmith254 Год назад +9

      I'm so sowwy about that 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @mertkaanyavuzer466
      @mertkaanyavuzer466 Год назад

      I'm so sorry💔 But like if I were you I would've snatched the scissors out of their hands and cut their face with it so it leaves an ugly mark there🤞

    • @Notasimp-if3gs
      @Notasimp-if3gs Год назад +8

      stay strong ❤❤❤

  • @madamleah9729
    @madamleah9729 3 года назад +1261

    Melanie Martinez: Im Coughing, Im Bleeding
    The Nurses: 𝗢𝗺𝗴 𝗜 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗛𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗱𝗼'𝘀. {* casually Dances*}

  • @Vivi-t1l8e
    @Vivi-t1l8e Месяц назад +1

    Yes

  • @nashyzachychannel6740
    @nashyzachychannel6740 5 лет назад +411

    PITY PARTY: who are you?
    NURSE’S OFFICE: im you but im literally laughing, crying, and dying in the bridge part 😂👌🏻

    • @TheMoises1213
      @TheMoises1213 5 лет назад +1

      Nash Zachary Pascua don’t disrespect pity party like that 😭

  • @hhayoshii4603
    @hhayoshii4603 5 лет назад +1224

    The nurses at my school don't dance, they just gave us a bored look.

    • @galaxygirlsmsp3656
      @galaxygirlsmsp3656 5 лет назад +11

      On your school? 😂

    • @bluecandle4327
      @bluecandle4327 5 лет назад +24

      You mean to tell me that your nurses DIDN'T dance every time someone was sick?

    • @aby._.x0x031
      @aby._.x0x031 5 лет назад +7

      Hayley_ Hayoshi no ice is always the answer 😂😂

    • @heyitsdurancitooo5212
      @heyitsdurancitooo5212 5 лет назад

      @@aby._.x0x031 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Galaxy_Halo
      @Galaxy_Halo 5 лет назад +3

      The nurses at my school just glare at me when ever u go to grab something or I’m actually sick

  • @beatriz1718
    @beatriz1718 5 лет назад +1845

    Someone: *dies*
    Nurse's: _Here's a bandaid!_ *starts dancing*

    • @ellee6963
      @ellee6963 5 лет назад +16

      why did this make me cackle

    • @catamine
      @catamine 5 лет назад +3

      True true apparently band aids are the best aI?

    • @beatriz1718
      @beatriz1718 5 лет назад +1

      Lol, subs in my chanel people, i'll be posting a k-12 edit soon

    • @king.cxleenetn7188
      @king.cxleenetn7188 5 лет назад

      More like here is a paper towel

    • @teenagedirtbag5895
      @teenagedirtbag5895 5 лет назад +2

      IM DYING SNGSNSHSMSHS

  • @pixx1ee
    @pixx1ee 2 месяца назад +5

    Melanie and angelita: scared to death
    The nurses: 🙆‍♀️🧎‍♀️🏃‍♀️‍➡️👯‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤼‍♀️💃

  • @siagana1281
    @siagana1281 3 года назад +1868

    Melanie: I'm coughing I'm bleeding
    Nurses: stfu we are trying to dance!!!

  • @arthdn.
    @arthdn. 5 лет назад +999

    nobody:
    no one:
    not even Lilith:
    the nurses: **dancing while everybody is literally dying**

    • @spinachmilk5805
      @spinachmilk5805 5 лет назад +15

      Basically there are similar to the oompa loompas from Charlie and Chocolate factory.

    • @limone7484
      @limone7484 5 лет назад +1

      @@spinachmilk5805 lmao true

    • @Mimiara
      @Mimiara 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂 fr

    • @valenycia6839
      @valenycia6839 5 лет назад +3

      That made me laugh so hard

    • @betsaidegarcia100
      @betsaidegarcia100 5 лет назад

      woo melani martinez me en canta

  • @ellathefx8651
    @ellathefx8651 5 лет назад +239

    Someone: *coughs* *sneeze*
    Me: “ARE YOU SINGING NURSES OFFICE?!”

  • @crixioz_vault
    @crixioz_vault 6 месяцев назад +21

    The nurses are actually slaying

  • @allvcen
    @allvcen 5 лет назад +5369

    Me: *Tries to do the nurse’s office dance*
    My mom: **signs the adoption papers**

  • @kristamaccuish-ross5893
    @kristamaccuish-ross5893 5 лет назад +1040

    Nobody:
    No one:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Oompa loompa’s when a child’s head is been cut off:

    • @detectiveblutomindpretzel2324
      @detectiveblutomindpretzel2324 4 года назад +1

      xx_galaxy Girl_xx I get it.

    • @crybaby7916
      @crybaby7916 4 года назад +10

      augustus gloop who?

    • @allister1872
      @allister1872 4 года назад +3

      BRUH LMAO

    • @jacey3685
      @jacey3685 4 года назад +3

      S A T A N S B A B Y Oompa Loompas are in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”, they act as minions

    • @crybaby7916
      @crybaby7916 4 года назад +6

      Galactic Puppy J.R. omg 🤦🏾‍♀️ do u not get the joke. augustus gloop fell into the chocolate then the oompa loompas started dancing . ITS A JOKE OMG 😂😂😂💀

  • @shiraishi586
    @shiraishi586 4 года назад +2843

    Melanie: I'm coughing
    Everyone else: *CORONAVIRUS.*

  • @TrBlad
    @TrBlad 6 месяцев назад

  • @LukeKnightceus
    @LukeKnightceus 4 года назад +2584

    The coughing boy should be under quarantine

  • @everest5224
    @everest5224 5 лет назад +530

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Someone: *Sneezes*
    My head: Dont cut me, punch me just let me go. Into the nurses office where I float away!

    • @jonal5126
      @jonal5126 5 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @pebble710
      @pebble710 5 лет назад +20

      You know the phone ringing in "The principal" that happens a lot in my class with the class phone and then I start hearing the song in my head

    • @sashazana
      @sashazana 5 лет назад +10

      Vortextrap BRO SAME, anytime I hear a phone ring I’m like “oH wHeReS tHe pRiNcEabLe”

    • @everest5224
      @everest5224 5 лет назад

      @@sashazana me

    • @sssillystuff
      @sssillystuff 5 лет назад

      Vortextrap yep me too

  • @whitehotforever4898
    @whitehotforever4898 5 лет назад +694

    “Cause they hate me, so I’m faking”
    Literally Danielle Cohn

  • @milknedits6899
    @milknedits6899 5 лет назад +345

    Someone: almost dies
    Nurses: here’s a Band-Aid!

    • @cam.eronjames
      @cam.eronjames 5 лет назад +1

      milk n edits ice*

    • @jimvna
      @jimvna 5 лет назад +1

      @Cam B
      Ice pack*

    • @charlotte5977
      @charlotte5977 5 лет назад

      Is that not what you are suppose to do?

    • @gachalyssa3158
      @gachalyssa3158 4 года назад +1

      I just thought u were supposed to dance around her until she dies?

    • @justkye9670
      @justkye9670 4 года назад

      someone head buss open:
      nurse: put some ice on it

  • @valsyoda
    @valsyoda 5 лет назад +605

    student: *coughs*
    the nurse at my school: here’s a bandaid. go back to class

    • @Katfvll
      @Katfvll 5 лет назад +15

      more like put some ice on it😂😂

    • @haunted7937
      @haunted7937 5 лет назад +7

      My friend: literally dying
      My school nurse: “Have a mint”

    • @Rosieslilbarbie
      @Rosieslilbarbie 4 года назад +2

      You are an blink I know it lol

    • @reek2580
      @reek2580 4 года назад +1

      That’s cheap

    • @evelynwilliams544
      @evelynwilliams544 4 года назад +1

      What

  • @itsmetwinkerbill
    @itsmetwinkerbill 4 года назад +434

    Lyrics
    Don't cut me, punch me, just let me go
    Into the nurse's office where I float away
    I'm pale as the loose-leaf paper they grow
    From hollowing out all my lungs in the snow
    Yeah, I'm coughing
    I'm bleeding, Band-Aids won't heal it
    'Cause they hate me, so I'm fakin'
    All, all, all this so they take, take me
    Take me home
    Give me that pink slip of permission
    This is old
    I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
    Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
    Ooh, ooh-ooh
    Teacher, can I sit right there?
    This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
    "No, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard and stare"
    I faked up a seizure and left outta there
    Yeah, I'm coughing
    I'm bleeding, Band-Aids won't heal it
    'Cause they hate me, so I'm fakin'
    All, all, all this so they take, take me
    Take me home
    Give me that pink slip of permission
    This is old
    I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
    Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
    Ooh, ooh-ooh
    Take me home
    Give me that pink slip of permission
    This is old
    I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
    Home
    Old

    • @Sarah-mb1ck
      @Sarah-mb1ck 4 года назад +7

      I love how you're so attentive, thank you.

    • @aquawomann
      @aquawomann 4 года назад +6

      If ppl actually look at what the lyrics say they'll know what she means

    • @bigreputation5380
      @bigreputation5380 4 года назад +8

      it’s so hard to find the lyrics in the comments of melanie videos lol

    • @Euniqcorn
      @Euniqcorn 4 года назад

      Bilal no

    • @Kiwibatz
      @Kiwibatz 4 года назад +1

      ANNA SEKMOKAS YES

  • @zoiyeet
    @zoiyeet 9 месяцев назад +3

    Ik this is a music video but imagine going into the nurses office and the nurses just start dancing instead of doing anything to help you

  • @Kuriet
    @Kuriet 3 года назад +3322

    EVERYBODY: *COUGH COUGH* *DIES*
    nurses: 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️🚶🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️🧍🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️🧎🧗‍♂️🧗‍♀️🧗🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️🤸🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️🤼🕺💃

  • @angelsylvia513
    @angelsylvia513 3 года назад +2949

    Melanie: dying
    Nurses: HEY LETS HAVE A DANCE PARTY

  • @circle7489
    @circle7489 4 года назад +5349

    *kid dies*
    oompa loompas:

  • @nikkimorrison5027
    @nikkimorrison5027 2 месяца назад +2

    This should be a movie

    • @Mel-hr5od
      @Mel-hr5od 2 месяца назад +1

      it is a movie…..it’s called k-12

  • @daniiyeahh
    @daniiyeahh 5 лет назад +276

    Someone: *sneezes*
    Normal people: Bless you!
    Crybabies: *DONT CUT ME, PUNCH ME*

    • @scooter2746
      @scooter2746 5 лет назад +3

      You aren't creative or funny

    • @daniiyeahh
      @daniiyeahh 5 лет назад +8

      @@scooter2746 Awww thanks

    • @alfredvoruda2019
      @alfredvoruda2019 5 лет назад +6

      @@scooter2746 you too 😁

    • @alfredvoruda2019
      @alfredvoruda2019 5 лет назад +2

      @@daniiyeahh 😂😂

    • @bianca-cs1er
      @bianca-cs1er 5 лет назад +7

      @@scooter2746 man you're literally replying to a bunch of people just bashing them for no reason at all. don't you have anything to do? wash the dishes, do your homework, clean your room, get a fucking life

  • @unoduetrequattro5555
    @unoduetrequattro5555 5 лет назад +2277

    Nobody:
    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    The nurses:💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

    • @julesgarcia1492
      @julesgarcia1492 5 лет назад +2

      LOL

    • @naylabusanajakarta6077
      @naylabusanajakarta6077 5 лет назад +3

      Wow the nurse's aren't even helpin instead of dancin
      What gunna happen if the student died 0w0

    • @xen4906
      @xen4906 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @katie_unicorn8794
      @katie_unicorn8794 5 лет назад

      Серьёзно??
      этот прикол и на английском есть 😂

    • @akargbo9806
      @akargbo9806 5 лет назад +1

      sippyxcupz: lol this cmmt

  • @keijiwaifu264
    @keijiwaifu264 4 года назад +685

    I relate to this song so much. I used to fake being sick to skip school, until one day they stopped believing me so I started to stop eating or things like that to go away from school.

    • @redkindasustho1762
      @redkindasustho1762 4 года назад +48

      I felt how you fell the nurse office was the only way I go home :(

    • @Clara-rg6ob
      @Clara-rg6ob 4 года назад +39

      I'm sorry to hear this :(
      I used to fake it too

    • @jinssugarkookie5115
      @jinssugarkookie5115 4 года назад +45

      Lol true I hate school I mean who likes being bullied and hated

    • @virghoe6179
      @virghoe6179 4 года назад +25

      @@jinssugarkookie5115 same sis i hate school.

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 4 года назад +4

      jin's sugarkookie ❤️are you ok
      Who bullied you

  • @RJ-go3sn
    @RJ-go3sn 5 месяцев назад +9

    Melanie is SO talented!! Girl can write these lyrics, and then put together a video that should be a show on Broadway!!! Everything she does is beautiful!

  • @isabelle5825
    @isabelle5825 5 лет назад +150

    Lyrics:
    Don’t cut me, punch me, just let me go
    Into the nurse’s Office where i float away
    I’m pale as the loose-leaf paper they grow
    From hollowing out all my lungs in the snow
    Yeah, coughing
    I’m bleeding, Bandaids won’t heal it
    Cause they hate me, so i’m fakin
    All, all, all this so they take me, take me
    Take me home
    Give me that pink slip of permission
    This is old
    I’m tired of wishing i was ditching
    Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
    Ooh, ooh-ooh
    Teacher, can I sit right here?
    This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
    No, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard and stare
    I faked up a seizure and left outta there
    Yeah, I’m coughing
    I,m bleeding, Bandaids won’t heal it
    Cause they hate me, so I’m fakin
    All, all, all this so they take, take me
    Take me home
    Give me that pink slip of permission
    This is old
    I’m tired of wishing I was ditching
    Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
    Ooh, ooh-ooh
    Take me home
    Give me that pink slip of permission
    This is old
    I’m tired of wishing I was ditching
    Home
    Old

    • @johnnycage5014
      @johnnycage5014 5 лет назад

      @Juan Cortez Muro no its really not

    • @tokyo6918
      @tokyo6918 5 лет назад

      *The Power of Copy and Paste*

  • @jaydenlanser300
    @jaydenlanser300 4 года назад +691

    Is it just me or has melanie not aged since like 2010?

  • @rayaxmaya3228
    @rayaxmaya3228 4 года назад +4079

    people about to die
    nurses: ➡️↗️↘️⬇️⬆️⬅️🔄🔄🔄↩️↙️↖️⬇️

    • @k.tyyyyyyy
      @k.tyyyyyyy 4 года назад +18

      xD true ._.

    • @souljahwitchsfaith
      @souljahwitchsfaith 4 года назад +49

      *put a bag of ice on it*

    • @micaelamartinez7708
      @micaelamartinez7708 4 года назад +3

      Que es eso

    • @euxollia623
      @euxollia623 4 года назад +9

      Nurses:
      *We do be vibing-*

    • @PaigeZoey1123
      @PaigeZoey1123 4 года назад +43

      The nurses : Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺baby💃do🕺that💃conga🕺💃you🕺cant💃control🕺yourself💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

  • @vivismm2
    @vivismm2 Месяц назад +2

    “bandaids won’t heal it” reminds me of my nurse saying “just put some ice on it, then you’ll feel better! :))”

  • @kevodecha
    @kevodecha 4 года назад +475

    Nurses: **Cuts a student's hair**
    Again nurses: "Oh, damn, let's dance with it!"
    Piece of hair: **Flying through the room**
    Nurses: "Uh, let's continue to torture children and dance?? :)"
    (ew ew ew ew ew ew what tf was I thinking 😭😭💀)

    • @kevodecha
      @kevodecha 4 года назад

      @k & b Lol true story

    • @kevodecha
      @kevodecha 4 года назад

      @Puddi UwU Awhh thats good!

    • @miles5841
      @miles5841 4 года назад +2

      Lmao the “piece of hair flying across the room” got me

    • @Annieberlyn
      @Annieberlyn 4 года назад

      So true!

    • @arojas1975
      @arojas1975 4 года назад +1

      There dancing with it like zombie what are they hypnotized with the hair?

  • @estelasabeniano5
    @estelasabeniano5 4 года назад +1989

    Normal schools:
    Students: dying
    Nurse: here an ice pack!
    Advanced schools:
    Student: dying
    Nurses: *gives medication*
    K-12 schools/ The school in the movie:
    Students: dying
    Nurses: 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

  • @Mrspiderwalk
    @Mrspiderwalk 4 года назад +2139

    I don’t think these nurses went to medical school at all.

    • @mahajonesy7283
      @mahajonesy7283 4 года назад +71

      Mrspiderwalk ikr more like dance school

    • @sgnjamcitydevteam6913
      @sgnjamcitydevteam6913 4 года назад +43

      They more went to a school or dancing and drugs.

    • @mars-pk3hz
      @mars-pk3hz 4 года назад +21

      drug school definitely

    • @sgnjamcitydevteam6913
      @sgnjamcitydevteam6913 4 года назад +6

      ʟօֆȶ_ӄօʍǟӄɨ defiantly a school with drugs

    • @lancelaq2652
      @lancelaq2652 4 года назад +12

      The nurses are probably witches but the principal captured them and put them as nurses lmao

  • @melscrystals
    @melscrystals 26 дней назад +2

    USING THIS SONG TO SKIP SCHOOL FR ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

  • @jannata5597
    @jannata5597 5 лет назад +751

    “Band aids won’t heal it”
    Nurses: Ice should do the trick
    Don’t know if someone did this already tho :3

    • @bei864
      @bei864 5 лет назад +3

      Fire PlaysX this is oOoOoOoOoOoOld

    • @Ana-fn2zg
      @Ana-fn2zg 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @bei864
      @bei864 5 лет назад +1

      Pretzel Lover i’m tired of wishing i was ditching

    • @no-fu3mc
      @no-fu3mc 5 лет назад +1

      Oooh~
      Ooh-Ooh-Oooh~
      Ooh-Ooooh~

    • @gachacraystallised5889
      @gachacraystallised5889 5 лет назад +1

      D A N C E I N T E N S I F I E S