My Son Walked in on Me and My Wife

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  • Опубликовано: 15 фев 2022
  • A clip from my special "Father Time" that I filmed over quarantine, in front of 20 masked, socially distanced audience members. I couldn't hear them either! Ha!
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  • @JoshWolfComedy
    @JoshWolfComedy  2 года назад +124

    bit.ly/joshwolfcomedy

    • @RoelCandaeleARTISTSPAGE
      @RoelCandaeleARTISTSPAGE 2 года назад

      😘💓😂

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 2 года назад

      Nah ah, my mom’s a virgin!
      -Jesus

    • @treyhudson73
      @treyhudson73 2 года назад

      Yo! If I wanted to send you something, how or where would I do that? Don't fret, just a Tshirt

    • @treyhudson73
      @treyhudson73 2 года назад

      @Chris Morris I mean, I'll send him some of those as well. Gently used, but still great condition!!

    • @treyhudson73
      @treyhudson73 2 года назад

      @Chris Morris I've really just been trying to find the right comedian to run with a tshirt idea I had. Might do it myself and figure out the charity stuff as I go.

  • @stevebuffinton1094
    @stevebuffinton1094 2 года назад +2060

    When my son was about 4 he was in the shower with me, he looks at my junk and says "Daddy, you have a big one" , I said "yeah buddy because I'm big. One day when your big yours will be big too." He says "I don't want mine to get big, I want mine to stay little". I said "holy shit, I'm raising you wrong".

    • @DustinRodriguez1_0
      @DustinRodriguez1_0 2 года назад +139

      Heh, I remember being in the shower with my dad when I was little, and I remarked that his was big, and he said mine would be big one day too. I don't recall that being a concern of mine, I had just never seen one like that and it certainly wasn't something you saw all the time. At that age, it's pretty much just the most basic and direct honest curiosity of 'what do other humans look like'. So bizarre that many people manage to take the most universal thing all humans share, bodies, and turn that into a source for anxiety and neuroticism.

    • @zed908
      @zed908 2 года назад +81

      something is wrong here

    • @therealdanielfaris
      @therealdanielfaris 2 года назад +8

      @@zed908 lmaoo

    • @jamedlock83
      @jamedlock83 2 года назад +38

      NO ADULT SHOULD EVER BATHE WITH THEIR CHILD. . . . IDC WHAT AGE. . . THAT'S JUST WRONG

    • @zed908
      @zed908 2 года назад +8

      @@jamedlock83 ikr

  • @richmondprofinishes
    @richmondprofinishes 2 года назад +169

    Fuckin tough crowd that night eh.... good shit man.

    • @NukeTheWizardOfficial
      @NukeTheWizardOfficial 2 года назад +23

      What i was thinking too, jokes were on point tho, ahad a good laugh

  • @fudgenugget2690
    @fudgenugget2690 2 года назад +1187

    That's one hell of a title you got there.

  • @williamwinder5011
    @williamwinder5011 2 года назад +885

    In a LONG car ride with my dad while listening to this. Thanks Josh.

    • @briggan007
      @briggan007 2 года назад +18

      oh boy that was fun

    • @IO279K4RMN
      @IO279K4RMN 2 года назад +15

      @@briggan007 wait dad why are you here

    • @adamfattal468
      @adamfattal468 2 года назад

      @@IO279K4RMN Yes I am

  • @iamReddington
    @iamReddington 2 года назад +285

    "I'm cleaning your mom's face." I'M DONE!

    • @timergent
      @timergent 2 года назад +7

      so what, "brushing her teeth" isn't a thing no more? it's now a whole SPA day cleaning that face? :D

    • @Himmelstrumerstudios
      @Himmelstrumerstudios 2 года назад +2

      With something else maybe

    • @valerierawlins832
      @valerierawlins832 2 года назад

      LMAO

    • @billgabrielsonjr7259
      @billgabrielsonjr7259 Год назад

      @ Raymond Reddington
      No shit, freaking great.
      Blacklist a darn good show too

  • @BiologyIsHot
    @BiologyIsHot 2 года назад +327

    They strike me as the kind of father-son duo who WOULD compare sizes as adults tho

    • @Jtex_123
      @Jtex_123 2 года назад +13

      That’s not normal lol I NEVER want that info from my father

    • @thefightknight5881
      @thefightknight5881 2 года назад +1

      Don't we all ?

  • @gabbyjosephine
    @gabbyjosephine 2 года назад +504

    His laugh makes the jokes hilarious 😂

  • @mikemaffe
    @mikemaffe 2 года назад +861

    Dude laughs harder at himself then anyone in the crowd

    • @Ricardo5911jakakak
      @Ricardo5911jakakak 2 года назад +192

      Right? Man's was Being hillarious and the crowd was Being dead af

    • @Kdshifley
      @Kdshifley 2 года назад +83

      Ikr this the funniest shit I’ve seen all day. And the audience is like 😶

    • @westonbaynes2699
      @westonbaynes2699 2 года назад +37

      @@Ricardo5911jakakak the audience did only have 20 members so that might be why

    • @clc1160
      @clc1160 2 года назад +26

      That laugh adds to the funny cause I know it’s a true story and it’s real. First time I heard of him and he is a funny dude.

    • @clc1160
      @clc1160 2 года назад

      That crowd is wack as fuck. Except that one lady. She gets it🤌🏾

  • @trixeleg1318
    @trixeleg1318 2 года назад +55

    tough crowd 😭 josh is hilarious, he deserves more laughs than that!

  • @flymeaway1216
    @flymeaway1216 2 года назад +167

    the handcuff thing had me laughing so hard

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 2 года назад +13

      I like to think the lady that cracked up at that in the background was his wife 🤣

  • @SeldomPathic
    @SeldomPathic 2 года назад +18

    That crowd was stoic af, so let it be known that I was laughing inappropriately loud in an apartment complex at 3AM and likely woke some neighbors

  • @betsybabf748
    @betsybabf748 2 года назад +278

    The first time our daughter climbed out of the crib, we were going at it. We realized she was not in bed asleep when I thought he was pulling my hair....then saw both his hands, while my hair was still being pulled. 🤦‍♀

    • @tortilla.co605
      @tortilla.co605 2 года назад +6

      Damn that’s funny

    • @Mint-cb2vc
      @Mint-cb2vc 2 года назад +2

      at least he wasnt choking you

    • @SirusCreed
      @SirusCreed 2 года назад

      @@Mint-cb2vc how do you know

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 Год назад +2

      I’ve never understood how this is such a problem. My wife and I have never had this problem. We lock our bedroom door every night. Problem prevented.

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 2 года назад +56

    This crowd wasn’t ready lol

  • @pommiebears
    @pommiebears 2 года назад +40

    Our son walked in on us. He went downstairs and turned all of our ornaments around lol. Poor little thing was traumatised 😂

    • @goldenwolf2462
      @goldenwolf2462 2 года назад

      Omg lol poor kid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @daniellebrainard2289
    @daniellebrainard2289 2 года назад +276

    You are by far my all time favorite stand-up comedians I have ever seen! I absolutely love your content. Not gonna lie..I was having a little bit of a shitty day today. I watched this video and I laughed so damn hard. It instantly brightened my day

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 2 года назад +1

      Sometimes a genuine laugh is the only good thing a person has to show for a sh*tty day. Hope more and better ones come soon. ;o)

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 Год назад

      Settin the bar low huh? 😂

  • @hamzashah6058
    @hamzashah6058 2 года назад +60

    The crowed was trash. But the jokes were golden good shit man !

    • @ItsDopeSponge
      @ItsDopeSponge 2 года назад +3

      It was a small crowd

    • @cocaine9357
      @cocaine9357 2 года назад +1

      @@ItsDopeSponge no u
      OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH REKT AF

    • @DannyGz99
      @DannyGz99 2 года назад

      @@cocaine9357 ok

  • @ratswithbutterhats
    @ratswithbutterhats 2 года назад +11

    This probably isn’t the best video to comment this lmao but watching this guy reminds me a lot of my late brother. The way he speaks, the mannerisms, the laugh, all reminds me of him. It’s kind of like therapy, in a odd way.

  • @Idk-fi7hl
    @Idk-fi7hl 2 года назад +16

    Crowd was so dead lmao 😂

    • @uzaira9088
      @uzaira9088 2 года назад

      Even this comment section is dead.Bro has a curse.

  • @MaxThrills
    @MaxThrills 2 года назад +6

    How he randomly starts laughing out of context is making me burst out in laughter 🤣

  • @nickhohl3468
    @nickhohl3468 2 года назад +39

    Can’t wait for the jacob reaction to this one.

  • @corywithaynoe
    @corywithaynoe 2 года назад +30

    PLEASE have Jacob react to this!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @karinaramirez-rattan4140
    @karinaramirez-rattan4140 2 года назад +24

    That whole hitting the mic on your face moment took back to last week... lol!!! Love ya Josh!!! You Fucking Rock!!!☺💜

  • @Kat-py3xi
    @Kat-py3xi 2 года назад +63

    I love your videos! This was what I needed to help my head not spiral this morning. 🙏❤

    • @thedude7726
      @thedude7726 2 года назад +3

      You good? Need to talk?

    • @xfaxsquishy118
      @xfaxsquishy118 2 года назад +2

      Yeah you good?

    • @Kat-py3xi
      @Kat-py3xi 2 года назад +2

      @@thedude7726 yep haha im fine just been a bad day. I appreciate the concern ❤

    • @thedude7726
      @thedude7726 2 года назад

      @@Kat-py3xi i hear ya there me too. Been a rough couple months here

  • @bobdavidson9770
    @bobdavidson9770 2 года назад +22

    My son told his friend, that his dad was tough, because when he walked by the bedroom, he heard me tell his mom, turn that light off , I'll eat that.
    My son told his friends I was so tough, I could eat light bulbs.

  • @fightworld2903
    @fightworld2903 2 года назад +8

    crowd was weak asf. Them jokes were funny as HELL

  • @stacygorczyca2991
    @stacygorczyca2991 2 года назад +12

    Josh Wolf is awesome! Always!

  • @livylu6287
    @livylu6287 2 года назад +18

    Our lock broke on the door to our bedroom. We decided to push a big dresser in front of it to hold the door shut the other night while my husband and I were doing the deed. Our three year old daughter is a beast and somehow managed to push the heavy dresser back enough to squeeze in the room. Thank goodness we were done by the time she shimmied in. 😂

  • @shorty2518
    @shorty2518 2 года назад +29

    Your videos always bring happiness and make me laugh no matter what keep up the great work

  • @debbieeyler4936
    @debbieeyler4936 2 года назад +54

    Man your so funny josh 🤣🤣 I would be nearvous talking about it on stage but you got some big balls to do that lol .my youngest was listen with the door shut when he was younger while me and my husband are doing it you could hear the giggles behind the door and I felt weird and that ruin sex because I knew he was there and when dad hit the door you can hear him laugh and running in his room .kids are nosey and teens

  • @codymccready4942
    @codymccready4942 2 года назад +8

    New found comedian and I’m LOVING it

  • @xfaxsquishy118
    @xfaxsquishy118 2 года назад +35

    Wasup man, keep doing what your doing and keep making yourself and people around you smile.

  • @EVETINE
    @EVETINE 2 года назад +6

    Always nice to see new josh wolf vids pop up

  • @TheGamer-ns4jn
    @TheGamer-ns4jn 2 года назад +5

    another great one

  • @kylegamez5302
    @kylegamez5302 2 года назад +120

    why was Josh laughing more than the audience

    • @ernivince9168
      @ernivince9168 2 года назад +12

      bc the crown was being tough despite the good jokes

    • @Ludovicus1769
      @Ludovicus1769 2 года назад +4

      Bad audience

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 2 года назад +2

      bc the jokes weren't that funny. Not saying he's a bad comedian, but I didn't giggle at any of it and usually I will.
      His kid caught him having sex and the punchline he got out of it was "you're silly". Idk, personally that's the level of joke I'd expect if they had to come up with stuff on the spot.

    • @tinyspyro8163
      @tinyspyro8163 Год назад +2

      @@colecampbell1906 I don't agree at all. This isn't a punchline-type of story. It's not a single joke. It's a story told in a funny way with several small jokes sprinkled inthere. Josh even tried to banter with the audience and they were completely nonresponsive 😨 horrible crowd. Josh is usually awesome at working the crowd and that's what makes his shows so much fun, a bit like foil arms and hog or Joe lycett, although different vibes obviously.
      I have seen this story being told by Josh before and usually it's hilarious - and when he adresses the audience, the audience members will heckle him back, creating a fun ping pong which makes it all a really joyful experience.

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 Год назад

      @@tinyspyro8163 dude I don't much care about all that. This shit just flat out wasn't funny. It's not the audiences job to laugh at whatever you say, it's your job to say funny shit and make them laugh, he just wasn't being funny so they didn't laugh. I wouldn't have laughed if I heard this shit either. Like I said, this is the level of humor I'd expect from a random guy walking on stage if you had to make it up as you go.
      If your "joke" relies on the audience to react a certain way in order to be funny, you got a bad joke. It's supposed to be the funny part by itself and their reactions are supposed to be the icing on top.

  • @zlblue3
    @zlblue3 Год назад +2

    When he laughs. I die everytime 😂😂

  • @jookie4207
    @jookie4207 2 года назад +14

    Jacob has got to react to this one 😂

  • @RED_IN_PA
    @RED_IN_PA 10 месяцев назад

    This was a hilarious skit. "And I felt this finger......touch my ass." The lady laughing in the background made that moment a total gut-buster.

  • @kyle6209
    @kyle6209 2 года назад +1

    Amazing material!

  • @captainbrexit6730
    @captainbrexit6730 2 года назад +6

    What a great introduction to this dude's comedy. Literally randomly appeared in my recommended and I thouroughly enjoyed myself

  • @WildBill1120
    @WildBill1120 2 года назад +7

    That was a tough audience! 😬

  • @loafy69
    @loafy69 2 года назад +14

    Luckily I have never walked in on my parents. And if I did it probably scared me so badly I pushed it out of my mind.

  • @versecontro4898
    @versecontro4898 2 года назад +11

    You gotta get a Jacob reacts for this one 😂😂😂

  • @Nervii_Champion
    @Nervii_Champion 10 месяцев назад

    Lmao at the end, I never thought I needed to hear that either until the first time I heard it.

  • @EvanMurphyCapstone
    @EvanMurphyCapstone 2 года назад

    wish you the best! Have so much admiration for people who follow their dream!

  • @exotiz8123
    @exotiz8123 2 года назад +17

    I’m never sharing a soda with my mom and dad again after this video

  • @brandondavis5596
    @brandondavis5596 2 года назад +10

    So she’s handcuffed but manages to pull the covers over her head. Questions Josh.

  • @StandTall1996
    @StandTall1996 2 года назад +8

    When I was little like 5 or 6 (I'm 26 now) I heard my parents at the time I didn't know what it was. And I asked my parent's the next day. And I said " it sounded like you guys were wrestling" and my parents look at each other, and say well we kinda were. And shortly after my parents bought a book " where did I come from"

    • @bbpretty96
      @bbpretty96 2 года назад +2

      That’s kind of a boss move I love it

    • @johnbags2525
      @johnbags2525 Год назад

      That’s probably a better way to “educate” your kids…my parents, then later my mom and step dad made it a point to have us watch…I always thought this was normal til I was explaining it to my friends then guidance counselor

  • @joeltz420
    @joeltz420 Год назад +1

    I like this guy hes a great comic he makes me laugh so hard.

  • @athens_1psvr31
    @athens_1psvr31 Год назад

    I let out the oddest laugh when I relate to the funny moments. HeHeHeHe! It’s the only time I do that. 😂👍🏾

  • @katdixie5701
    @katdixie5701 2 года назад +8

    Jacob should react to this!! 😂🤣🤣

  • @Diego-ru5ph
    @Diego-ru5ph 2 года назад +3

    Love ya josh

  • @preston3815
    @preston3815 2 года назад +7

    So funny 😂

  • @pimpd11
    @pimpd11 2 года назад +8

    Geez. Tough crowd.

  • @deelijahauguste4331
    @deelijahauguste4331 2 года назад +3

    I had to watch this😂

  • @lylyep
    @lylyep 2 года назад +2

    dead crowd i would be dying

  • @lilchilly24
    @lilchilly24 2 года назад

    Fuck yea love Josh wolf 🐺

  • @lukehoegger485
    @lukehoegger485 2 года назад +2

    currently dying of laughter

  • @giraffewhiskers2045
    @giraffewhiskers2045 2 года назад +15

    I did this when I was four.. I walked in and I saw my parents, they didn’t see me, I closed the door and somehow knew what was happening, after 4 months of me being a 18 year old I told my parents even tho they have been divorced and they were laughing

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 2 года назад +7

    This is why it's important to own a house that has locks

  • @williamfullman2639
    @williamfullman2639 2 года назад +2

    I follow this guy his laugh is insanely funny LOL

  • @markroberts669
    @markroberts669 2 года назад

    Guy turns up with his own laughter track

  • @RoZeisBored
    @RoZeisBored 2 года назад +2

    I’m crying🤣😂

  • @BjarnegamingDk
    @BjarnegamingDk 2 года назад +1

    got me on the last on - its nice to hear urs is bigger from any xD

  • @brandondzia
    @brandondzia 2 года назад +21

    Jake needs top do a reaction to this one it'd be funny

  • @bebebebebebebeb1269
    @bebebebebebebeb1269 2 года назад +11

    I'd like to meet his son lmao

  • @jakobburnham8979
    @jakobburnham8979 2 года назад +7

    as a kid, that is past tense. they are divorced.

  • @fishyz1500
    @fishyz1500 2 года назад +7

    Its messed up but you laughed 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisarnold4231
    @chrisarnold4231 2 года назад +4

    "I'm just gonna lay here" well that's not much different from other times

  • @jeffstike3195
    @jeffstike3195 2 года назад +12

    How could she pull the covers over her if she was hand cuffed? Lol

    • @cocaine9357
      @cocaine9357 2 года назад

      I don't recall him saying she was handcuffed to a specific thing. the cuffs could have been in front of her. maybe she used her feet like a monkey. some people can grab stuff with their feet.

  • @BlackCat-dm7se
    @BlackCat-dm7se 2 года назад +4

    this was hilarious but that was such a dead crowd damn

  • @JaneDoe-bg9js
    @JaneDoe-bg9js 2 года назад +2

    The Frank Zappa top

  • @cocoskittles1071
    @cocoskittles1071 Год назад

    I hate the crowd bruh. 💀 Josh is funny

  • @sleepyartsstudent874
    @sleepyartsstudent874 Год назад +1

    Freud feels so validated in his grave right now.

  • @chrishayes8691
    @chrishayes8691 Год назад

    I know this is an old video but I have a feeling this is one of his bomb moments.

  • @Charlie-ow9hh
    @Charlie-ow9hh 2 года назад +9

    Alright when's Jacob reacting to this one

  • @iskeipizm
    @iskeipizm 2 года назад +4

    well at least he laughed

  • @mimitogami
    @mimitogami 2 года назад +1

    This guy laughs like my English teacher

  • @logansoulard4777
    @logansoulard4777 Год назад

    Omg I forgot about this guy for a bit LMAOO

  • @WailfulSeeker82
    @WailfulSeeker82 2 года назад +6

    It's so much worse looking into Josh's eyes as he says "your parents fuck"

  • @ILIK3HATERZ
    @ILIK3HATERZ 2 года назад +1

    Lock the door!

  • @damienwylaz1738
    @damienwylaz1738 2 года назад +3

    That thumbnail was the face of a traumatized man

  • @BearWasAlreadyTaken
    @BearWasAlreadyTaken 2 года назад

    'shes here👇' 'im talking about *you* 👁️'

  • @impendingdoom710
    @impendingdoom710 2 года назад

    you are fucking hilarious bruh

  • @simp_chronicles2022
    @simp_chronicles2022 2 года назад +3

    dam tough crowd

    • @SESKE_5
      @SESKE_5 2 года назад

      I think he went to reddit.

  • @graceontheyork1424
    @graceontheyork1424 2 года назад +9

    Josh, worried about your health,all good vibes sent to you

  • @ryan_echo3134
    @ryan_echo3134 Год назад

    I DIDNT WANNA KNOW

  • @Iflie
    @Iflie 2 года назад

    Why is the mom hiding? It's the guy that has something to hide, haha.

  • @deanbarnette1602
    @deanbarnette1602 9 месяцев назад

    LMFGAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mqosu
    @mqosu 2 года назад +1

    Josh looking more like Daniel Tosh every day

  • @TroutMafiaCo.
    @TroutMafiaCo. Год назад

    tough crowd

  • @yellowello6785
    @yellowello6785 2 года назад

    he ain’t saying any code names or anything he’s just getting straight to the point with the kids he’s like “OH THEY F*CK A LOT”

  • @natecuellar4561
    @natecuellar4561 2 года назад +13

    I would've been like bro we were sword fighting and mommy lost

    • @uzaira9088
      @uzaira9088 2 года назад

      Kid have might ideas and pick a knife 🔪.u never know.

  • @user-jo3bd7ze6m
    @user-jo3bd7ze6m Год назад

    Yes

  • @jonasgummy6524
    @jonasgummy6524 2 года назад

    I just saw forest bump for the first time about 3 hours ago and I just watched this video with the reference

  • @robertmitchell2212
    @robertmitchell2212 2 года назад +4

    Why no one laughing this is hilarious

  • @rhxz6929
    @rhxz6929 2 года назад +1

    Half expecting the P-hub intro with that title

  • @trevethan82319841
    @trevethan82319841 Год назад

    It's like he's bombing on stage at different times in this video

  • @AmericanMysticDegenerate
    @AmericanMysticDegenerate Год назад

    Tough crowd

  • @saphirejess
    @saphirejess Год назад

    I was in the shower with my dad when I was 4... I pulled on his junk n went "TOOT TOOT" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That was my last shower with dad 😂😂