@Chris Morris I've really just been trying to find the right comedian to run with a tshirt idea I had. Might do it myself and figure out the charity stuff as I go.
When my son was about 4 he was in the shower with me, he looks at my junk and says "Daddy, you have a big one" , I said "yeah buddy because I'm big. One day when your big yours will be big too." He says "I don't want mine to get big, I want mine to stay little". I said "holy shit, I'm raising you wrong".
Heh, I remember being in the shower with my dad when I was little, and I remarked that his was big, and he said mine would be big one day too. I don't recall that being a concern of mine, I had just never seen one like that and it certainly wasn't something you saw all the time. At that age, it's pretty much just the most basic and direct honest curiosity of 'what do other humans look like'. So bizarre that many people manage to take the most universal thing all humans share, bodies, and turn that into a source for anxiety and neuroticism.
You are by far my all time favorite stand-up comedians I have ever seen! I absolutely love your content. Not gonna lie..I was having a little bit of a shitty day today. I watched this video and I laughed so damn hard. It instantly brightened my day
This probably isn’t the best video to comment this lmao but watching this guy reminds me a lot of my late brother. The way he speaks, the mannerisms, the laugh, all reminds me of him. It’s kind of like therapy, in a odd way.
The first time our daughter climbed out of the crib, we were going at it. We realized she was not in bed asleep when I thought he was pulling my hair....then saw both his hands, while my hair was still being pulled. 🤦♀
My son told his friend, that his dad was tough, because when he walked by the bedroom, he heard me tell his mom, turn that light off , I'll eat that. My son told his friends I was so tough, I could eat light bulbs.
bc the jokes weren't that funny. Not saying he's a bad comedian, but I didn't giggle at any of it and usually I will. His kid caught him having sex and the punchline he got out of it was "you're silly". Idk, personally that's the level of joke I'd expect if they had to come up with stuff on the spot.
@@colecampbell1906 I don't agree at all. This isn't a punchline-type of story. It's not a single joke. It's a story told in a funny way with several small jokes sprinkled inthere. Josh even tried to banter with the audience and they were completely nonresponsive 😨 horrible crowd. Josh is usually awesome at working the crowd and that's what makes his shows so much fun, a bit like foil arms and hog or Joe lycett, although different vibes obviously. I have seen this story being told by Josh before and usually it's hilarious - and when he adresses the audience, the audience members will heckle him back, creating a fun ping pong which makes it all a really joyful experience.
@@tinyspyro8163 dude I don't much care about all that. This shit just flat out wasn't funny. It's not the audiences job to laugh at whatever you say, it's your job to say funny shit and make them laugh, he just wasn't being funny so they didn't laugh. I wouldn't have laughed if I heard this shit either. Like I said, this is the level of humor I'd expect from a random guy walking on stage if you had to make it up as you go. If your "joke" relies on the audience to react a certain way in order to be funny, you got a bad joke. It's supposed to be the funny part by itself and their reactions are supposed to be the icing on top.
Our lock broke on the door to our bedroom. We decided to push a big dresser in front of it to hold the door shut the other night while my husband and I were doing the deed. Our three year old daughter is a beast and somehow managed to push the heavy dresser back enough to squeeze in the room. Thank goodness we were done by the time she shimmied in. 😂
When I was little like 5 or 6 (I'm 26 now) I heard my parents at the time I didn't know what it was. And I asked my parent's the next day. And I said " it sounded like you guys were wrestling" and my parents look at each other, and say well we kinda were. And shortly after my parents bought a book " where did I come from"
That’s probably a better way to “educate” your kids…my parents, then later my mom and step dad made it a point to have us watch…I always thought this was normal til I was explaining it to my friends then guidance counselor
Man your so funny josh 🤣🤣 I would be nearvous talking about it on stage but you got some big balls to do that lol .my youngest was listen with the door shut when he was younger while me and my husband are doing it you could hear the giggles behind the door and I felt weird and that ruin sex because I knew he was there and when dad hit the door you can hear him laugh and running in his room .kids are nosey and teens
I did this when I was four.. I walked in and I saw my parents, they didn’t see me, I closed the door and somehow knew what was happening, after 4 months of me being a 18 year old I told my parents even tho they have been divorced and they were laughing
I don't recall him saying she was handcuffed to a specific thing. the cuffs could have been in front of her. maybe she used her feet like a monkey. some people can grab stuff with their feet.
When my 5 year old walked in on me n his dad, all of a sudden we just hear "HA! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BUMPING INTO MUM HAHAHAHAHA!" .... I couldn't talk coz I was laughing so hard under the blanket n his dad goes "yeah just fixing mums back (I have a back injury the boy knows about). Then he walked away laughing coz it looked funny to him 😅😂😂😂 so embarassing! Been way more careful since then, he's nearly 9 now 😂
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😘💓😂
Nah ah, my mom’s a virgin!
-Jesus
Yo! If I wanted to send you something, how or where would I do that? Don't fret, just a Tshirt
@Chris Morris I mean, I'll send him some of those as well. Gently used, but still great condition!!
@Chris Morris I've really just been trying to find the right comedian to run with a tshirt idea I had. Might do it myself and figure out the charity stuff as I go.
That's one hell of a title you got there.
No click bate here!
Right and the picture lol
@@christinabryant733 The pictures are so annoying ngl. I like Josh, dude is funny but those thumbnails are....cringe
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@@thomasmitchell4128 so are you
In a LONG car ride with my dad while listening to this. Thanks Josh.
oh boy that was fun
@@briggan007 wait dad why are you here
@@IO279K4RMN Yes I am
When my son was about 4 he was in the shower with me, he looks at my junk and says "Daddy, you have a big one" , I said "yeah buddy because I'm big. One day when your big yours will be big too." He says "I don't want mine to get big, I want mine to stay little". I said "holy shit, I'm raising you wrong".
Heh, I remember being in the shower with my dad when I was little, and I remarked that his was big, and he said mine would be big one day too. I don't recall that being a concern of mine, I had just never seen one like that and it certainly wasn't something you saw all the time. At that age, it's pretty much just the most basic and direct honest curiosity of 'what do other humans look like'. So bizarre that many people manage to take the most universal thing all humans share, bodies, and turn that into a source for anxiety and neuroticism.
something is wrong here
@@zed908 lmaoo
NO ADULT SHOULD EVER BATHE WITH THEIR CHILD. . . . IDC WHAT AGE. . . THAT'S JUST WRONG
@@jamedlock83 ikr
Fuckin tough crowd that night eh.... good shit man.
What i was thinking too, jokes were on point tho, ahad a good laugh
Well, COVID happened and only 20 people were in the audience
His laugh makes the jokes hilarious 😂
The jokes are hilarious
Dude laughs harder at himself then anyone in the crowd
Right? Man's was Being hillarious and the crowd was Being dead af
Ikr this the funniest shit I’ve seen all day. And the audience is like 😶
@@Ricardo5911jakakak the audience did only have 20 members so that might be why
That laugh adds to the funny cause I know it’s a true story and it’s real. First time I heard of him and he is a funny dude.
That crowd is wack as fuck. Except that one lady. She gets it🤌🏾
"I'm cleaning your mom's face." I'M DONE!
so what, "brushing her teeth" isn't a thing no more? it's now a whole SPA day cleaning that face? :D
With something else maybe
LMAO
@ Raymond Reddington
No shit, freaking great.
Blacklist a darn good show too
They strike me as the kind of father-son duo who WOULD compare sizes as adults tho
That’s not normal lol I NEVER want that info from my father
Don't we all ?
tough crowd 😭 josh is hilarious, he deserves more laughs than that!
the handcuff thing had me laughing so hard
I like to think the lady that cracked up at that in the background was his wife 🤣
This crowd wasn’t ready lol
That crowd was stoic af, so let it be known that I was laughing inappropriately loud in an apartment complex at 3AM and likely woke some neighbors
There were only 20 people there
You are by far my all time favorite stand-up comedians I have ever seen! I absolutely love your content. Not gonna lie..I was having a little bit of a shitty day today. I watched this video and I laughed so damn hard. It instantly brightened my day
Sometimes a genuine laugh is the only good thing a person has to show for a sh*tty day. Hope more and better ones come soon. ;o)
Settin the bar low huh? 😂
This probably isn’t the best video to comment this lmao but watching this guy reminds me a lot of my late brother. The way he speaks, the mannerisms, the laugh, all reminds me of him. It’s kind of like therapy, in a odd way.
The first time our daughter climbed out of the crib, we were going at it. We realized she was not in bed asleep when I thought he was pulling my hair....then saw both his hands, while my hair was still being pulled. 🤦♀
Damn that’s funny
at least he wasnt choking you
@@Mint-cb2vc how do you know
I’ve never understood how this is such a problem. My wife and I have never had this problem. We lock our bedroom door every night. Problem prevented.
Our son walked in on us. He went downstairs and turned all of our ornaments around lol. Poor little thing was traumatised 😂
Omg lol poor kid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crowd was so dead lmao 😂
Even this comment section is dead.Bro has a curse.
How he randomly starts laughing out of context is making me burst out in laughter 🤣
The crowed was trash. But the jokes were golden good shit man !
It was a small crowd
@@ItsDopeSponge no u
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH REKT AF
@@cocaine9357 ok
Can’t wait for the jacob reaction to this one.
That whole hitting the mic on your face moment took back to last week... lol!!! Love ya Josh!!! You Fucking Rock!!!☺💜
crowd was weak asf. Them jokes were funny as HELL
My son told his friend, that his dad was tough, because when he walked by the bedroom, he heard me tell his mom, turn that light off , I'll eat that.
My son told his friends I was so tough, I could eat light bulbs.
Bro, funny. 👌
New found comedian and I’m LOVING it
Josh Wolf is awesome! Always!
why was Josh laughing more than the audience
bc the crown was being tough despite the good jokes
Bad audience
bc the jokes weren't that funny. Not saying he's a bad comedian, but I didn't giggle at any of it and usually I will.
His kid caught him having sex and the punchline he got out of it was "you're silly". Idk, personally that's the level of joke I'd expect if they had to come up with stuff on the spot.
@@colecampbell1906 I don't agree at all. This isn't a punchline-type of story. It's not a single joke. It's a story told in a funny way with several small jokes sprinkled inthere. Josh even tried to banter with the audience and they were completely nonresponsive 😨 horrible crowd. Josh is usually awesome at working the crowd and that's what makes his shows so much fun, a bit like foil arms and hog or Joe lycett, although different vibes obviously.
I have seen this story being told by Josh before and usually it's hilarious - and when he adresses the audience, the audience members will heckle him back, creating a fun ping pong which makes it all a really joyful experience.
@@tinyspyro8163 dude I don't much care about all that. This shit just flat out wasn't funny. It's not the audiences job to laugh at whatever you say, it's your job to say funny shit and make them laugh, he just wasn't being funny so they didn't laugh. I wouldn't have laughed if I heard this shit either. Like I said, this is the level of humor I'd expect from a random guy walking on stage if you had to make it up as you go.
If your "joke" relies on the audience to react a certain way in order to be funny, you got a bad joke. It's supposed to be the funny part by itself and their reactions are supposed to be the icing on top.
I love your videos! This was what I needed to help my head not spiral this morning. 🙏❤
You good? Need to talk?
Yeah you good?
@@thedude7726 yep haha im fine just been a bad day. I appreciate the concern ❤
@@Kat-py3xi i hear ya there me too. Been a rough couple months here
Wasup man, keep doing what your doing and keep making yourself and people around you smile.
Your videos always bring happiness and make me laugh no matter what keep up the great work
PLEASE have Jacob react to this!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Our lock broke on the door to our bedroom. We decided to push a big dresser in front of it to hold the door shut the other night while my husband and I were doing the deed. Our three year old daughter is a beast and somehow managed to push the heavy dresser back enough to squeeze in the room. Thank goodness we were done by the time she shimmied in. 😂
When he laughs. I die everytime 😂😂
This was a hilarious skit. "And I felt this finger......touch my ass." The lady laughing in the background made that moment a total gut-buster.
I let out the oddest laugh when I relate to the funny moments. HeHeHeHe! It’s the only time I do that. 😂👍🏾
That was a tough audience! 😬
What a great introduction to this dude's comedy. Literally randomly appeared in my recommended and I thouroughly enjoyed myself
Geez. Tough crowd.
When I was little like 5 or 6 (I'm 26 now) I heard my parents at the time I didn't know what it was. And I asked my parent's the next day. And I said " it sounded like you guys were wrestling" and my parents look at each other, and say well we kinda were. And shortly after my parents bought a book " where did I come from"
That’s kind of a boss move I love it
That’s probably a better way to “educate” your kids…my parents, then later my mom and step dad made it a point to have us watch…I always thought this was normal til I was explaining it to my friends then guidance counselor
Jacob has got to react to this one 😂
So she’s handcuffed but manages to pull the covers over her head. Questions Josh.
Luckily I have never walked in on my parents. And if I did it probably scared me so badly I pushed it out of my mind.
Always nice to see new josh wolf vids pop up
dead crowd i would be dying
You gotta get a Jacob reacts for this one 😂😂😂
Man your so funny josh 🤣🤣 I would be nearvous talking about it on stage but you got some big balls to do that lol .my youngest was listen with the door shut when he was younger while me and my husband are doing it you could hear the giggles behind the door and I felt weird and that ruin sex because I knew he was there and when dad hit the door you can hear him laugh and running in his room .kids are nosey and teens
Jacob should react to this!! 😂🤣🤣
I’m never sharing a soda with my mom and dad again after this video
this was hilarious but that was such a dead crowd damn
Lmao at the end, I never thought I needed to hear that either until the first time I heard it.
I like this guy hes a great comic he makes me laugh so hard.
Alright when's Jacob reacting to this one
I did this when I was four.. I walked in and I saw my parents, they didn’t see me, I closed the door and somehow knew what was happening, after 4 months of me being a 18 year old I told my parents even tho they have been divorced and they were laughing
another great one
Its messed up but you laughed 🤣🤣🤣
as a kid, that is past tense. they are divorced.
I follow this guy his laugh is insanely funny LOL
Freud feels so validated in his grave right now.
Guy turns up with his own laughter track
This guy laughs like my English teacher
"I'm just gonna lay here" well that's not much different from other times
This is why it's important to own a house that has locks
Jake needs top do a reaction to this one it'd be funny
well at least he laughed
I'd like to meet his son lmao
I hate the crowd bruh. 💀 Josh is funny
currently dying of laughter
Amazing material!
So funny 😂
How could she pull the covers over her if she was hand cuffed? Lol
I don't recall him saying she was handcuffed to a specific thing. the cuffs could have been in front of her. maybe she used her feet like a monkey. some people can grab stuff with their feet.
'shes here👇' 'im talking about *you* 👁️'
I know this is an old video but I have a feeling this is one of his bomb moments.
That thumbnail was the face of a traumatized man
got me on the last on - its nice to hear urs is bigger from any xD
It's so much worse looking into Josh's eyes as he says "your parents fuck"
wish you the best! Have so much admiration for people who follow their dream!
Fuck yea love Josh wolf 🐺
The Frank Zappa top
Josh looking more like Daniel Tosh every day
When my 5 year old walked in on me n his dad, all of a sudden we just hear "HA! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BUMPING INTO MUM HAHAHAHAHA!" .... I couldn't talk coz I was laughing so hard under the blanket n his dad goes "yeah just fixing mums back (I have a back injury the boy knows about). Then he walked away laughing coz it looked funny to him 😅😂😂😂 so embarassing! Been way more careful since then, he's nearly 9 now 😂
2:00 "Pfft my dad just said " we where fukin"
I’m crying🤣😂
Josh, worried about your health,all good vibes sent to you
Is he sick?
I had to watch this😂
no matter the age 7:03
that compliment is nicest thing a man can get
he ain’t saying any code names or anything he’s just getting straight to the point with the kids he’s like “OH THEY F*CK A LOT”
Why is the mom hiding? It's the guy that has something to hide, haha.
Love ya josh
Why no one laughing this is hilarious
dam tough crowd
I think he went to reddit.
Omg I forgot about this guy for a bit LMAOO
I was in the shower with my dad when I was 4... I pulled on his junk n went "TOOT TOOT" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That was my last shower with dad 😂😂
I would've been like bro we were sword fighting and mommy lost
Kid have might ideas and pick a knife 🔪.u never know.
Lock the door!
you are fucking hilarious bruh
I don’t know it took so long to realize he played a role in my names earl
Bad crowd for an awesome story
LMFGAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's like he's bombing on stage at different times in this video
Half expecting the P-hub intro with that title