Suction Cup Man 4: Business or Pleasure

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

Комментарии • 35 тыс.

  • @TheCreeperPasta
    @TheCreeperPasta 3 года назад +1154

    I love how there's just an old man in a park who only does this:
    -Goes to the park
    -Starts giving a motivational speech
    -Turns it into a demotivational speech
    -Goes away

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +4

      I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear cre

    • @Flamme-Sanabi
      @Flamme-Sanabi 3 года назад +21

      It is incredible how they know what topic is important to the person the old man is talking about.

    • @deadakus
      @deadakus 3 года назад +14

      It's my headcannon he was hired by the business dude to make suction cup man feel even worse.

    • @okaygerepied5388
      @okaygerepied5388 3 года назад +7

      𝐌𝐚𝐧
      A *man* is an adult male human. Prior to adulthood, a male human is referred to as a boy (a male child or adolescent).

    • @henryab2700
      @henryab2700 3 года назад

      A true chad

  • @groovyguru7309
    @groovyguru7309 3 года назад +7353

    I like how she gave him that comforting head pat even though she doesn’t know him. That is the kindness humanity needs.

    • @zumonachoinc8524
      @zumonachoinc8524 3 года назад +79

      Heck yes

    • @figshw
      @figshw 3 года назад +187

      Even though she sells "it" dont judge anyone by appearance and jobs this fits in well

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani 3 года назад +22

      Yeah

    • @oses112
      @oses112 3 года назад +72

      Sometimes...
      We need one Head Pat Woman in our lives...

    • @Ryabnimation
      @Ryabnimation 3 года назад +72

      Every sex shop employee acts this way

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 года назад +9887

    Mr. Business brought an Oxford to an Urban Dictionary fight

    • @mk69354
      @mk69354 3 года назад +89

      whats up checkmark.

    • @K_U1314
      @K_U1314 3 года назад +29

      waiting till this gets 10k likes because checkmark

    • @b_a_5_k_i453
      @b_a_5_k_i453 3 года назад +5

      Hi i just started a drawing channel
      I wouldn't mind your support.😁

    • @MrMeme4601
      @MrMeme4601 3 года назад +4

      Nice pfp

    • @Krizalid3YE
      @Krizalid3YE 3 года назад +10

      He maybe won the fight, but for HIS SADNESS, he lost the war. XD

  • @germanator8
    @germanator8 10 месяцев назад +629

    6:36 I just love how triumphantly he climbs up the window

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 года назад +24888

    this went from a south park skit mimicking attempt to an original cartoon style

  • @RealRaven6229
    @RealRaven6229 3 года назад +6388

    My favorite thing is that they gave him such a fitting home where like. He’s clearly happy despite not living super extravagantly. The Little Rock wall is a great touch

    • @SwiftpawWolffox
      @SwiftpawWolffox 3 года назад +226

      Rockclimbing wall up to a little roofed balcony where he can sit and yell cuss words at the rest of the world.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 3 года назад +57

      Homes like that have become a hipster trend.

    • @shannonrobbins59
      @shannonrobbins59 3 года назад +70

      Even the tree has climbing stuff on it

    • @commanderexcalibur964
      @commanderexcalibur964 3 года назад +47

      I also love how guilty he looks when they find the cups

    • @BluehemLive
      @BluehemLive 3 года назад +17

      You some how made this adorable 🤣

  • @aurorathepuppymoth
    @aurorathepuppymoth 3 года назад +4077

    I love how the judge let swearing and insults slide, but a food court joke is what breaks him.

    • @DunceDude
      @DunceDude 3 года назад +109

      He was going to say "Can you please refrain from swearing"

    • @charliebear2048
      @charliebear2048 3 года назад +40

      He probably hears it a lot and got sick of it

    • @Neucod55
      @Neucod55 3 года назад +5

      1000th like

    • @christianrose9166
      @christianrose9166 3 года назад +64

      To be fair, the go-to when it comes to "Order in the court!" is usually a joke about food courts. It's probably the last thing he wanted to hear in a case involving something as ridiculous as tower climbing via suction cups.

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 3 года назад +4

      he's only insulted by mocking

  • @nonsense_real
    @nonsense_real 7 месяцев назад +1197

    "Plungers can be used as suction cups."
    Episode 1:
    *The business guy nearly DIES trying to use plungers*

    • @noxauracille
      @noxauracille 6 месяцев назад +97

      well, they arent climbing grade, but that doesn't mean they dont succ

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy 6 месяцев назад +78

      That's because he did it wrong

    • @alial3437
      @alial3437 6 месяцев назад +48

      Because he is Guy Businnes. You need to legally chance your name to Suction CupMan to use them.

    • @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct
      @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct 5 месяцев назад +19

      He didn't put them to the glass, but just jumped out of the window.

    • @SwiftlyZone
      @SwiftlyZone 4 месяца назад +5

      He actually did die in the original aswell

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 3 года назад +3122

    When the world needed him most, he f-cked off to do whatever the f-ck he wanted because that is how Suction Cup Man rolls.

    • @yeetyeet2463
      @yeetyeet2463 3 года назад +9

      True

    • @Megaderpus_Maximus
      @Megaderpus_Maximus 3 года назад +16

      LOOK AT ME GOOOOOOOO!!!!

    • @CombatSportsNerd
      @CombatSportsNerd 3 года назад +6

      HECK YEAH

    • @treenincove1726
      @treenincove1726 3 года назад +2

      1:19 Why’d he say that he probably shouldn’t say that?

    • @FirstLast-cg2nk
      @FirstLast-cg2nk 3 года назад +2

      @@treenincove1726 Because it can make it look less like this is a legitimate lawsuit, and more like he's suing just because he doesn't like Suction Cup Man.

  • @thefireskeleton365
    @thefireskeleton365 3 года назад +1499

    I love how the judge doesn’t get mad at all the swearing and climbing, but at a corny joke I’ve heard a bunch of times before

  • @flamingdragon1527
    @flamingdragon1527 3 года назад +15399

    Can we agree that the real MVP was the cashier? She did prevent the loss of suction cup man and helped him find the loop hole!

    • @yoshiibob
      @yoshiibob 3 года назад +170

      Yeah

    • @zNewty
      @zNewty 3 года назад +579

      not the only hole he found

    • @moejother3116
      @moejother3116 3 года назад +188

      @@zNewty theres more

    • @nonexistant2071
      @nonexistant2071 3 года назад +133

      @@moejother3116 n o .

    • @sardonicus1739
      @sardonicus1739 3 года назад +436

      From what I've seen sex shop workers tend to be super chill and helpful. Back when I used to do sandwich deliveries they always gave the best tips.

  • @Flipanimations_
    @Flipanimations_ 6 месяцев назад +127

    7:43 the way he looks at him at pure frustration, that's the face of a man that genuely dosen't have any more pacience.

    • @Zyro-dl4ow
      @Zyro-dl4ow 18 дней назад +1

      “You have got to be fucking kidding me”

    • @tamsuemomwife
      @tamsuemomwife 15 дней назад

      The caption says it best

  • @PennTankerGuy
    @PennTankerGuy 3 года назад +10413

    Nobody's talking about the unsung hero of this story:
    The sex store lady.

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 года назад +314

      No, she’s just an employee for Spencer’s

    • @maxxor-overworldhero6730
      @maxxor-overworldhero6730 3 года назад +489

      The funny thing is that she could legitimately become his girlfriend.

    • @snewp_e2139
      @snewp_e2139 3 года назад +587

      @@maxxor-overworldhero6730 you’re just asking for rule34 of piemations characters

    • @windows7504
      @windows7504 3 года назад +563

      Suction-Cup Man doesn't need no girlfriend
      He doesn't suck for women, money, or fame, it's just fucking funny

    • @MB-fx6vb
      @MB-fx6vb 3 года назад +30

      Y e p

  • @darbearbby
    @darbearbby 3 года назад +16904

    I realized now that it wasn’t Suction Cup Man’s attitude that made him lose the case, it was his horrible food court joke.

    • @The_Keeper27
      @The_Keeper27 3 года назад +1251

      Never make food court jokes in court trust me I did that once now I’m banned from setting foot in Las Vegas

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 3 года назад +28

      @@The_Keeper27 didn't you die a few years ago?

    • @memey1889
      @memey1889 3 года назад +138

      @@The_Keeper27 damn

    • @sk0lfam
      @sk0lfam 3 года назад +75

      @@thorodinson292 didn’t ur dad die not to be rude?

    • @SauceTart
      @SauceTart 3 года назад +84

      i kinda laughed at the deez nuts jokes

  • @cubeofdestiny
    @cubeofdestiny 3 года назад +2548

    the fact that they can immediately give him back his suction cups even though they were supposed to be auctioned off imppies that either nobody wanted them or that suction cup man had so much public support not one person dared to buy his suction cups

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 3 года назад +186

      Or he was fast enough, and they didn't get the chance.

    • @chickenmaster0636
      @chickenmaster0636 3 года назад +30

      All

    • @AllExistence
      @AllExistence 3 года назад +14

      He just bought new.

    • @snewp_e2139
      @snewp_e2139 3 года назад +49

      Or they just didn’t care about auctioning them off

    • @d_3634
      @d_3634 3 года назад +66

      No, he just had so many that they couldn't auction em all off in time

  • @TheyCallMeIce
    @TheyCallMeIce 7 месяцев назад +93

    The old man leaving in the same direction he came from at 04:10 implies he ONLY came to ruin Suction Cup Map's day even more.

  • @Deputy_Doofus
    @Deputy_Doofus 3 года назад +4469

    When I saw how everything in that store was blurred I was like: “Why is every item in this store pixelated?” And then I realized: “Oh wait, it’s a sex shop.”

    • @lathanfitzpatrick3531
      @lathanfitzpatrick3531 3 года назад +100

      The rope is used as a leesh

    • @masterpiece1817
      @masterpiece1817 3 года назад +142

      Yeah, I was like “Is my phone screen bugging out?”

    • @NickHoad
      @NickHoad 3 года назад +120

      Didn't even notice they were pixelated until the camera started moving

    • @Deputy_Doofus
      @Deputy_Doofus 3 года назад +27

      @@NickHoad Same.

    • @buttermanaws4693
      @buttermanaws4693 3 года назад +19

      Yeah the same for me I was so confused for a little

  • @zarkflappysheep
    @zarkflappysheep 3 года назад +28110

    this is insanely impressive. from short animated bit to literal cartoon network length episode. this is epic

    • @yllcoat
      @yllcoat 3 года назад +146

      ikr

    • @melee6456
      @melee6456 3 года назад +271

      C O C K

    • @CapsomT
      @CapsomT 3 года назад +50

      Yyyyep

    • @max-UH-million
      @max-UH-million 3 года назад +111

      I have never laughed at a RUclips video as hard as I did this

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking 3 года назад +79

      @@melee6456 a n d B a l l T o r t u r e !

  • @mysterygamer48
    @mysterygamer48 3 года назад +467

    The moment he said “I wrote you a song” and the glass shatter had me dying.

  • @Bacteriaboi29
    @Bacteriaboi29 Месяц назад +144

    7:43 [Mental State Shattering]

  • @boybluemusic4654
    @boybluemusic4654 3 года назад +2342

    MVP goes to the store clerk, she literally saved Suction Cup Man's life

    • @PedestalPrime
      @PedestalPrime 3 года назад +83

      "Knot tying, perhaps."

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 3 года назад +57

      The Store Clerks name is Gina

    • @calebumaga
      @calebumaga 3 года назад +39

      You can't kill suction cup man!

    • @logantotman
      @logantotman 3 года назад +57

      @@smickothesmickest The same Gina from Stubble Trouble btw

    • @shadetee234
      @shadetee234 3 года назад +23

      God Bless Gina. A true champ

  • @slimeghost103
    @slimeghost103 3 года назад +461

    "When the world needed him most, he returned...to climb the towers like no man ever has...."

    • @kartdriver92
      @kartdriver92 3 года назад +6

      *Voice in the distance, from a tower*
      ...OI! ARE YA FILMIN SOM'THIN FROM THERE?...

    • @SpookCheds
      @SpookCheds 3 года назад +1

      September 11 “Climbing Man incident”

    • @kartdriver92
      @kartdriver92 3 года назад +1

      @@SpookCheds i wanted to make somethin funny, yet we went a bit too dark

  • @pseudonymousgarbage8
    @pseudonymousgarbage8 3 года назад +1150

    Don't Forget: This dude literally escaped hell using suction cups.

  • @punkrockroboid
    @punkrockroboid 9 месяцев назад +913

    Love how the court case is numbered 10416, in reference to the first Suction Cup Man episode releasing on October 4th, 2016. Details like that give me life. :]

    • @theextrastuff
      @theextrastuff 8 месяцев назад +9

      Definitely love small references like that. You have to REALLY know the lore to understand something like that.

    • @Shadow_the_axolotl
      @Shadow_the_axolotl 6 месяцев назад +5

      WAIT WHAT HOW DID I MISS THAT

  • @theimaginationstudio9880
    @theimaginationstudio9880 2 года назад +9401

    The cashier lady is awesome! She prevented a suicide, helped suction cup man return, and she sold a bunch of the stores products

    • @beanwatersupergood2740
      @beanwatersupergood2740 2 года назад +322

      just noticed shes the chick from stubbl trouble
      edit: i dont know how to deal w/ this many likes

    • @joshualankford1456
      @joshualankford1456 2 года назад +167

      Truly the epitome of customer service.

    • @m.greenfield6328
      @m.greenfield6328 2 года назад +200

      hats off to suction cup man for not returning the product for a refund despite buying so many. real class act

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 2 года назад +34

      @@beanwatersupergood2740 yes, gina

    • @beanwatersupergood2740
      @beanwatersupergood2740 2 года назад +13

      @@waffler-yz3gw that chick

  • @tadeojablonski105
    @tadeojablonski105 3 года назад +374

    The case’s serial number is “10-4-16”
    The first Suction Cup Man video was uploaded 10/04/2016

    • @ruth.5715
      @ruth.5715 3 года назад +19

      Attention to detail

    • @JelloMikeyMR
      @JelloMikeyMR 3 года назад +7

      thats some fnaf shit right there

  • @qwerty-c6n4u
    @qwerty-c6n4u 3 года назад +2124

    Suction Cup Man has the best facial expressions hands down. Best line delivery too.

    • @kjthorne3391
      @kjthorne3391 3 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @myselft36yearsago
      @myselft36yearsago 3 года назад +4

      Just put a legal restrain on him

    • @egg20
      @egg20 3 года назад +2

      Not hands down
      Its hands on COCK

    • @losgatosboi9880
      @losgatosboi9880 3 года назад +2

      Yes.

    • @QuartizOG
      @QuartizOG 3 года назад +2

      But if he puts his hands down won't he be stuck to the table?

  • @AmyJones-vc2uu
    @AmyJones-vc2uu 8 месяцев назад +121

    6:36 the orchestra playing the suction cup man theme is amazing

    • @alial3437
      @alial3437 7 месяцев назад +4

      I really want a full version.

    • @Landon_in_nexgen
      @Landon_in_nexgen 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@alial3437 I want to hear the the actual song without any of the sound effects

  • @AllenMaZ28
    @AllenMaZ28 3 года назад +430

    "If the defense has an opening statement, you have the floor."
    "NO I GOT THE CEILING! L O O K A T M E G O!"

  • @jkhdfhkjsdfkhjsdf
    @jkhdfhkjsdfkhjsdf 3 года назад +5258

    I like how he is causing more damage without his suction cups than with them.

    • @nathanzimmer859
      @nathanzimmer859 3 года назад +41

      I was here when this comment had 69 likes

    • @DigitalCat01
      @DigitalCat01 3 года назад +120

      You'd think that you'd rather have suction cups. All it does is smudge windows and be annoying. No real permanent damages

    • @Wjjsndhao
      @Wjjsndhao 3 года назад +10

      suction cups

    • @askafaska
      @askafaska 3 года назад +47

      the suction cups were merely a distraction to hide his true power

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 3 года назад +19

      The suctioncups are power inhibitors

  • @somerandomnesspoo8467
    @somerandomnesspoo8467 3 года назад +727

    "Why my tower"
    "Why not your tower"
    "There are taller towers out there"
    This dude would solve all his problems with ease if he put a little thought into it.

    • @CactusCowboyDan
      @CactusCowboyDan 3 года назад +27

      I don't think it would matter. Suction Cup Man has chosen HIM

    • @chillinqq3079
      @chillinqq3079 3 года назад +12

      taller tower didnt have the man that sells cleaning products

    • @AkkarisFox
      @AkkarisFox 3 года назад +2

      @@chillinqq3079 so I shouldn't be as bad to smudge up the tower of cleaning products.

    • @Nightmare-Stricken
      @Nightmare-Stricken 3 года назад +2

      "But none of them have you in them"

    • @Okwhynot1880
      @Okwhynot1880 3 года назад

      @@Nightmare-Stricken meanwhile in a different universe: "I got this suction cup man this time *loads shotgun*"

  • @Stewie_eating_Heisenburger
    @Stewie_eating_Heisenburger 10 месяцев назад +173

    I didn't realize Emkay was voicing one of the police officers

    • @Avis_star
      @Avis_star 8 месяцев назад +5

      bro I know that voice sounded familiar

    • @lovecraftianwaffle2885
      @lovecraftianwaffle2885 8 месяцев назад +8

      bro same, I think it is either Jack or Robin

    • @OfficialDoctorHawk
      @OfficialDoctorHawk 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@lovecraftianwaffle2885 It's Robin

    • @OfficialDoctorHawk
      @OfficialDoctorHawk 7 месяцев назад +3

      And the Business Dummy.
      Zach as the Business Dummy and Robin as the Officer.

    • @unfreakedjamin
      @unfreakedjamin 4 месяца назад +3

      Yeah I can’t believe they got John Emkay for this role

  • @arandomweeb1890
    @arandomweeb1890 3 года назад +564

    “When we wanted him most he did not return
    When we needed him most he did” ~ Oogway

  • @darkAwesome100
    @darkAwesome100 3 года назад +8022

    I like how the girl at the store was instantly down with circumventing a lawsuit despite not knowing any of the facts

    • @Chigger
      @Chigger 3 года назад +357

      @@cursedGalataea Yeah, retail work can be pretty sucky sometimes... Okay, there are actually lots of times I want to instantly lock the doors and curl up in the fetal position somewhere in the back.

    • @arashimicheal3417
      @arashimicheal3417 3 года назад +39

      DILDO I SAY DILDOS

    • @GamesRUs-bj2ut
      @GamesRUs-bj2ut 3 года назад +56

      That was Gina from Stubble Trouble

    • @Wildmations
      @Wildmations 3 года назад +23

      @@GamesRUs-bj2ut you got that from a live right?

    • @vurlox
      @vurlox 3 года назад +20

      cir𝗰𝘂𝗺venting

  • @AJ-hu4ig
    @AJ-hu4ig 3 года назад +1084

    The sound of Businessman's sanity shattering is peak comedy.

    • @GLAGGLELAND_GTA_ONLINE
      @GLAGGLELAND_GTA_ONLINE 3 года назад +1

      Yip

    • @speedwagon2286
      @speedwagon2286 3 года назад +3

      Well you can audibly hear it when he says that he made Buisnessman a song

    • @Nobody-wp4ds
      @Nobody-wp4ds 3 года назад +2

      @@speedwagon2286 I’m brought to tears every time I watch that part. It’s so good, my god.

    • @Caliborino
      @Caliborino 3 года назад

      DON'T
      ok.

    • @sealessseadog2735
      @sealessseadog2735 3 года назад +2

      @@dont8430 what profile picture, mr. Attention seeker?

  • @OLOKETUYIAYOTOMI
    @OLOKETUYIAYOTOMI Месяц назад +117

    0:13 I just realized that 10416 is the date that the original Suction Cup Man was made.

    • @MADGAMER87.
      @MADGAMER87. Месяц назад +13

      Wow nice catch!

    • @Again-v5r
      @Again-v5r 13 дней назад

      So gpku like bru bive!🙂​@@MADGAMER87.

  • @KaylaTheKindOne
    @KaylaTheKindOne 3 года назад +1230

    honestly can we talk about how _expressive_ these characters are? their gestures and body language, their facial expressions, even the voice actors put actual emotion into their performances! it's extremely impressive and is such a vital aspect of the experience

    • @chrisc9526
      @chrisc9526 3 года назад +25

      As they say "IIIIII'M PENIS MAN!"

    • @bruhmoment6797
      @bruhmoment6797 3 года назад +18

      @@chrisc9526 thats what good mac and cheese sounds like

    • @N0mad649
      @N0mad649 3 года назад +8

      I think a good example of this is how big suction cup mans mouth gets

    • @KaylaTheKindOne
      @KaylaTheKindOne 3 года назад +4

      @@N0mad649 lmao yeah that is pretty funny

    • @blockmanb-side6633
      @blockmanb-side6633 3 года назад +3

      6:30 this shot’s good.

  • @BlackieSootfur
    @BlackieSootfur 3 года назад +15615

    Nothing could have prepared me for the direction this went

    • @KiiBon
      @KiiBon 3 года назад +375

      It's Suction Cup man, what did you expect

    • @BlackieSootfur
      @BlackieSootfur 3 года назад +386

      @@KiiBon certainly not dicks!

    • @christhe2dprotogen511
      @christhe2dprotogen511 3 года назад +69

      Penis man

    • @TacoJK
      @TacoJK 3 года назад +77

      @@BlackieSootfur he is penis man

    • @Is_kitten
      @Is_kitten 3 года назад +30

      Do you want me to type the whole script here lol
      (Pls dont)

  • @crnidzek1138
    @crnidzek1138 3 года назад +762

    "That's what good Mac and Cheese sounds like!" what a fucking legendary reference

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 3 года назад +12

      What’s that a reference to?

    • @calihooya
      @calihooya 3 года назад +38

      @@LucyWest370 a vine of someone making mac and cheese and saying "thats what good p*ssy sounds like"

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 3 года назад +5

      @@calihooya lmao

    • @memesmcgee2099
      @memesmcgee2099 3 года назад +5

      7:23

  • @warewolf3902
    @warewolf3902 11 месяцев назад +84

    Holy crap has it really been TWO YEARS already since this masterpiece came out??????? We need a new episode!!!

  • @theepicfox3756
    @theepicfox3756 3 года назад +684

    They literally turned a spoof of south park into their own mini cartoon series. I find that amazing. Keep making more please

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp 3 года назад +15

      Not only that but a very topical reference to a guy who randomly climbed Trump Tower. It's literally 4 years later and still going on.

    • @nofuntag9582
      @nofuntag9582 3 года назад +1

      @@Leon-zu1wp yes

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 3 года назад +848

    I don't know why but suction-cup man being so short is weirdly cursed.

    • @laraschroeder5195
      @laraschroeder5195 3 года назад +28

      God I didn’t even notice. I thought he would be tall the man is a shrimp!!

    • @ScaredyAsh006
      @ScaredyAsh006 3 года назад +16

      I never noticed how short he was lol

    • @theabyss310
      @theabyss310 3 года назад +14

      No he has small angry person energy

    • @leafonthewind9436
      @leafonthewind9436 5 месяцев назад +3

      Oh my god he really is just a little dude XD

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 4 месяца назад +6

      It's why he climbs, to be taller

  • @yetisfeetis4075
    @yetisfeetis4075 3 года назад +1814

    this is truly a masterpiece that is beyond human comprehension

  • @SuperDeez23
    @SuperDeez23 Месяц назад +34

    7:53
    “Sir, what is going on in here?”
    “It’s nothing penis! I mean uh- Penny!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 года назад +11469

    He returned when people needed him the most

  • @crusader8015
    @crusader8015 3 года назад +1685

    Suction cup man didn't even bring up the fact that business man killed him, he went to hell, and climbed back to the real world.
    Edit: didn't know this would get likes. Thanks I guess.

    • @kirbtunia1061
      @kirbtunia1061 3 года назад +40

      Would you believe someone if they said that to you?

    • @bluerubberducky3028
      @bluerubberducky3028 3 года назад +32

      @@kirbtunia1061 I mean he could just do it again climbing out of hell twice is good

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 3 года назад +38

      And the fact that he stopped North Korea from bombing the US.

    • @bluerubberducky3028
      @bluerubberducky3028 3 года назад +13

      @@alaeriia01 that can actually be proven

    • @trillow2758
      @trillow2758 3 года назад +15

      We’ll technically business dummy didn’t kill him since he warned him

  • @EndrVersace
    @EndrVersace 3 года назад +1091

    "ITS NOTHING PENIS-I MEAN PENNY"
    holy shit this had me dying
    EDIT: omg I just realized the 10/4/16 bit at the beginning is a reference to when the original South Park styled vid was uploaded. Nice detail

    • @paperclip1579
      @paperclip1579 3 года назад +8

      Surprisingly RUclips auto-generated subtitle didn't censor that word

    • @der_saftmon
      @der_saftmon 3 года назад +6

      @@paperclip1579
      YT auto-subtitles:
      "it's nothing penis i made a penny"

    • @paperclip1579
      @paperclip1579 3 года назад +2

      @@der_saftmon I said they not censor Penis word

    • @der_saftmon
      @der_saftmon 3 года назад

      @@paperclip1579 I just wanted to point out how stupid the auto-subtitles are sometiems

    • @BillyLegendary
      @BillyLegendary 3 года назад +2

      The music part : "p**** p**** p**** playing with his famous famous famous famous painting playing tennis famous family..."
      Sounds weird but funny 😂

  • @RainwonkYT
    @RainwonkYT 7 месяцев назад +89

    1:13 “YOU CANNOT DENY THAT YOU TRESPASS ON MY TOWER ALMOST EVERY DAY”
    “ *YOU CANNOT DENY DEEZ NUTS* “

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 3 года назад +866

    As soon as I saw him in the shop:
    “Don’t use suction d!ldos.”
    Cashier: “I might be able to help you.”
    Me: “Oh no…”

    • @andrewleyton6689
      @andrewleyton6689 3 года назад +7

      How do you know those things exist?

    • @heyoyo10gaming4
      @heyoyo10gaming4 3 года назад +15

      @@andrewleyton6689 The reason he said not to is because he's the real Penis Man and he didn't want Suction Cup Man stealing his thunder

    • @squidtactular7413
      @squidtactular7413 3 года назад +4

      @@andrewleyton6689 that’s what I’m sayin!

    • @williamtdg497
      @williamtdg497 3 года назад +4

      Called it before it even happened

    • @OnionSprite
      @OnionSprite 3 года назад +5

      @@dont8430 jokes on you, im on phone and your pfp is unreadable

  • @LunaMinuna
    @LunaMinuna 3 года назад +1971

    “thats what good Mac and cheese sounds like”
    Omg they brought the Vine back

    • @dark_inks
      @dark_inks 3 года назад +14

      Bruh i knew I wasn’t the only one who noticed that

    • @legoc-3po845
      @legoc-3po845 3 года назад +2

      Are you the new justin Y?

    • @bert7455
      @bert7455 3 года назад +2

      Lego C-3PO it’s not Justin Y if I’m tracking every movement you make

    • @extra105
      @extra105 3 года назад +2

      PENUS MAN
      Cup man-

    • @darkstone_official_2427
      @darkstone_official_2427 3 года назад +2

      I think the aggressive slapping noises make it a hundred times better. When I first saw this I couldn't stop laughing for like an hour. I had to pause and unpause the video like 20 times just to catch my breath.

  • @trashman11
    @trashman11 3 года назад +533

    "They wanna play hard to suck" sounds like a slogan to a very inappropriate game show

    • @Universal_Box
      @Universal_Box 3 года назад +4

      I have a feeling you haven’t watch the whole video

    • @Aidaryan2012
      @Aidaryan2012 3 года назад

      @@Universal_Box that's what a furry do.

    • @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
      @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad 3 года назад +1

      @@Aidaryan2012
      Furry know the existence of inappropriate stuff on videos, they don't need to watch the whole video

    • @IskenderCaglarM41B441
      @IskenderCaglarM41B441 3 года назад +2

      Trash Panda Inappropriate? Really?

    • @Aidaryan2012
      @Aidaryan2012 3 года назад

      @@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad yeah, you're correct my dude.

  • @NyahsCool
    @NyahsCool 10 месяцев назад +13

    Love it when suction cup man voices changes drastically when he’s depressed

  • @Kyouno
    @Kyouno 3 года назад +900

    Suction Cup Man is that one guy who you can’t argue with and will play the UNO Reverse card against you.

  • @xNapKap_
    @xNapKap_ 3 года назад +1834

    "Officer remove him from my ceiling!"
    **proceeds to destroy ceiling*

  • @greecbacon7668
    @greecbacon7668 3 года назад +383

    "We came as we heard all the screaming." In the words of Joker: Very Poor Choice of words.

  • @aidizzle_89
    @aidizzle_89 9 месяцев назад +10

    bro pls keep making more of these you know how funny these shits are i seriously can’t stop laughing

  • @Exhausted_Rat
    @Exhausted_Rat 3 года назад +680

    “I’m nothing without my suction cup!!”
    “If you’re nothing without the suction cups then maybe you don’t deserve them.”

    • @hendboi
      @hendboi 3 года назад +36

      Shut up he’s suction cup man and he gets every suction cup

    • @ltphantomknight8942
      @ltphantomknight8942 3 года назад +9

      Nice Reference

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 года назад

      He is the suction cups

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 года назад

      @@hendboi
      But if he doesn't have suction cups, then he can't legally be called Suction Cup Man

  • @GoldnCant
    @GoldnCant 3 года назад +366

    He returns, the hero we need, at times like this.

  • @notactuallyacat.
    @notactuallyacat. 3 года назад +685

    “You have the floor”
    “No! I got the ceiling!”
    Gold.

  • @50calgarand_mk2
    @50calgarand_mk2 2 месяца назад +52

    9:28 piemation predicted diddy 😭

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 года назад +595

    "YOU CANNOT DENY THAT YOU TRESPASSED ON MY TOWER ALMOST EVERYDAY !"
    "You cannot deny Deez Nuts !"
    "No no, he's got a point"

    • @ncpdswordshielddivision2240
      @ncpdswordshielddivision2240 3 года назад +3

      You Had A Personallity And Now u Don't Dr. pepper Btw Like your drink

    • @nori1514
      @nori1514 3 года назад

      @@ncpdswordshielddivision2240who asked you

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 3 года назад +817

    When you’re so depressed, your voice actor uses his real voice

  • @saltycat101
    @saltycat101 3 года назад +865

    “Order in the court”
    “Order?”
    “Yes order”
    “What are we ordering?”
    If I ever go to court I’m gonna remember this and have to use my very little self control to stop myself from saying that-

    • @Happi1
      @Happi1 3 года назад +13

      "Order!"
      "Uhhh, cheeseburger please"

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 3 года назад +7

      Don't do it it's not worth it. It feels pretty good if one person laughs, but if everyone just looks at you silently you feel ashamed.

    • @daenite2480
      @daenite2480 3 года назад +7

      Doing it in a cartoon or skit is funny. Doing it in real life diminishes your chances of winning the case by 69%

    • @cadethebabe3222
      @cadethebabe3222 3 года назад +3

      @@Happi1 can I get a fuckin uhh... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 3 года назад +2

      Prosecutor: Your ass on a silver platter

  • @TheZamaron
    @TheZamaron 6 месяцев назад +6

    I love how the old man shows up, and rather then typically giving advice, literally says "You had everything, now you literally have nothing." And dude just walked away.

  • @grammygramgram5288
    @grammygramgram5288 3 года назад +306

    "Case 10416"
    That's the date of when the first episode came out. 10/4/16. Nice detail, man!

  • @rexcelsior5415
    @rexcelsior5415 3 года назад +575

    This wins. Best film of 2021. This is the peak of media this year.

  • @TBustah
    @TBustah 3 года назад +429

    That plush is cool, but…
    **Ten years from now, at a thrift store**
    “Mom, can I get this guy with the suction cups? I think he’s supposed to talk, but he’s not working.”
    “Okay, honey. He probably just needs new batteries.”

  • @Justa2024user
    @Justa2024user 25 дней назад +12

    8:50 The Best Substitute for Climbing Grade Suction Cups

  • @dablazingbryan5559
    @dablazingbryan5559 3 года назад +422

    “They wanna play hard to suc huh?”
    -Suction Cup Man

  • @ultraslye
    @ultraslye 3 года назад +394

    The fact that he has an Australian accent when he’s taking in a normal voice is one of the funniest things in this video to me

  • @darrowgreen6367
    @darrowgreen6367 3 года назад +385

    “That’s what good mac and cheese sounds like “ got me bad

  • @Spiritboi09
    @Spiritboi09 3 месяца назад +29

    4:00 Is this guy’s job just to make people more miserable? 😂

  • @milx7210
    @milx7210 3 года назад +5443

    I'll be honest, the cashier at that store actually helping out Suction Cup Man is really wholesome

    • @h3art.sh4ped_box
      @h3art.sh4ped_box 3 года назад +256

      yep that cashier at that...
      *store*

    • @shadybill3353
      @shadybill3353 3 года назад +245

      Ok, I hate to go all pessimist, but knowing what human beings are like, this is totally gonna become a ship.

    • @h3art.sh4ped_box
      @h3art.sh4ped_box 3 года назад +85

      @@shadybill3353 lmao you probably right too

    • @shadybill3353
      @shadybill3353 3 года назад +125

      @@h3art.sh4ped_box
      How did society end up like this though lol
      "If theyre in the same room, sHiP tHeM"

    • @shadybill3353
      @shadybill3353 3 года назад +47

      @@h3art.sh4ped_box
      Trump shoulda banned it when he had the chance. Screw COVID-19, TIKTOK IS THE REAL PLAGUE

  • @kacievines7981
    @kacievines7981 3 года назад +1481

    Never change, Piemations. Never change.

    • @undeadlegend696
      @undeadlegend696 3 года назад +4

      69th like. Penis Man be damned.

    • @shxchii
      @shxchii 3 года назад +1

      Penis Man.

    • @pcseeya4534
      @pcseeya4534 3 года назад +5

      Piemations YEAH

    • @Cyber_Shugoki
      @Cyber_Shugoki 3 года назад +1

      Yes I agree they should never change

    • @austintea
      @austintea 3 года назад +2

      Nostalgia is a weird thing

  • @ASleepyTanuki
    @ASleepyTanuki 3 года назад +3379

    No one gonna talk about how the sex store clerk is the only person to have a positive interaction with Suction Cup Man?

    • @yosnak8024
      @yosnak8024 3 года назад +312

      I hope we get more characters like her, she’s the real homie.

    • @justmedavid2977
      @justmedavid2977 3 года назад +192

      I'm sure she's seen weirder

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 3 года назад +214

      Sex shop workers are surprisingly chill. Reminds me of the episode of Crank Yankers when they called one up and pretended to be a man in his thirties screaming at his mother while trying to buy pumps, and then when the prank caller asked if the store took credit, the shopkeep fired off what cards they accepted without batting a frigging eye.

    • @superstarultra28
      @superstarultra28 3 года назад +124

      I loved when she patted SCM on the head and tried to comfort him. It was honestly adorable.

    • @axolotl0424
      @axolotl0424 3 года назад +34

      @Zaher that would... Make a lot of sense actually

  • @ShifterBo1
    @ShifterBo1 Месяц назад +40

    1:13 oh, so this is where that audio meme came from

    • @judehussein156
      @judehussein156 26 дней назад +9

      What audio meme?

    • @scratchgddash
      @scratchgddash 17 дней назад

      @@judehussein156”YOU CANNOT DENY THAT YOU TRESPASS ON MY TOWER, ALMOST EVERY DAY”

    • @spacekid9680
      @spacekid9680 3 дня назад

      YOU CANNOT DENY DEEZ NUTS!!!

    • @StrandedOnDuna
      @StrandedOnDuna 2 дня назад

      @@spacekid9680 I HATE YOU!!

    • @LndB4TimeLVR
      @LndB4TimeLVR День назад

      @@judehussein156that's what I said...

  • @ChildYeeter
    @ChildYeeter 3 года назад +531

    “we came as soon as we heard all the screaming”
    “that’s a weird thing to ‘come’ to”
    ive watched this so many times and just picked up on that

    • @javierolmedo2225
      @javierolmedo2225 3 года назад +4

      o h p l e a s e d o n t t e l l m e

    • @dualkg6704
      @dualkg6704 3 года назад +4

      Welp, I just understood that now...

  • @kylesquid
    @kylesquid 3 года назад +2521

    ALMOST TEN MINUTES OF ANIMATION? This truly is a good day.

  • @whoareyoutoaccuseme6588
    @whoareyoutoaccuseme6588 3 года назад +847

    And when the world needed him the most...he actually fucking returned!

  • @PatrickBlaszczok
    @PatrickBlaszczok 2 месяца назад +25

    6:12 bro entered Villan arc

  • @GrandSleuth
    @GrandSleuth 3 года назад +1928

    “That’s what good Mac & Cheese sounds like” is my favorite joke

    • @GoatyGoatson
      @GoatyGoatson 3 года назад +42

      I tried it, he is telling the truth

    • @electricbrudda386
      @electricbrudda386 3 года назад +27

      @@GoatyGoatson Now I’m wondering what bad Mac & Cheese sounds like.

    • @nitrofox9072
      @nitrofox9072 3 года назад +5

      I was eating easy mac while watching this

    • @EdxSarxNatxChoc
      @EdxSarxNatxChoc 3 года назад +4

      Fun fact: Jello also gives a similar sound.

    • @ExperienceTheMelodii
      @ExperienceTheMelodii 3 года назад

      Same here

  • @redmondthealien7840
    @redmondthealien7840 3 года назад +564

    "Are those climbing grade"
    "Mac & cheese noises"

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 3 года назад +6

      "I DONT CARE WHAT IS SOUNDS LIKE! YOU CANT JUST PUT GLOCKS ON MY WINDOWS!!"

    • @Megaderpus_Maximus
      @Megaderpus_Maximus 3 года назад +1

      @@denyhaguilar679 pulls out KSG 12

  • @calebgaytan
    @calebgaytan 9 месяцев назад +8

    7:43 this part is too hilarious.

  • @Hal_2189
    @Hal_2189 3 года назад +392

    "What the fuck, I'm a plushie"
    Slayed me

  • @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia
    @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia 3 года назад +345

    The sound of him slowly climbing up has more suspense than any horror movie I’ve ever seen

    • @tigernipe
      @tigernipe 3 года назад +17

      imagine just chilling in your office going about your daily business, when just outside your window you hear it, the sound of the suck
      you turn to face outside and there he is, it's penis man looking you dead in the eyes

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 3 года назад +3

      @@tigernipe if I'm being perfectly honest, I'd laugh my ass off. Just imagine seeing a guy outside your window in a 300 or so feet tall building climbing with cocks.

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 года назад

      I would say it sounds like porn but I honestly haven't watched any yet... Lucky to me, unlucky to others.

    • @motifity3416
      @motifity3416 3 года назад +1

      @@madkirk7431 quite the peculiar flex

  • @sillybingers
    @sillybingers 3 года назад +321

    “I WROTE YOU A SONG”
    *pure unfiltered hatred that shatters glass*

  • @arthursaveljevs48
    @arthursaveljevs48 7 месяцев назад +10

    *wiggles d*ldo* "THAT'S WHAT GOOD MAC N' CHEESE SOUNDS LIKE!!" :D

    • @grahamjoubert7833
      @grahamjoubert7833 3 месяца назад

      I DON'T CARE WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE! YOU CAN'T JUST PUT COCKS ON MY WINDOWS!

  • @scarlettsandiego778
    @scarlettsandiego778 3 года назад +1297

    The fact that he called the judge "your highness", instead of "your honor" is just XD

  • @natekreimer7221
    @natekreimer7221 3 года назад +418

    “That’s what good Mac and cheese sounds like”
    I’m officially dead

    • @gumdrop6400
      @gumdrop6400 3 года назад +11

      I was waiting for someone to find that reference, was about to do it myself…

    • @miayoutubetrash3776
      @miayoutubetrash3776 3 года назад

      @@gumdrop6400 Same tho

    • @lizerdito
      @lizerdito 3 года назад +1

      Yes

  • @alexanderkazantzis8019
    @alexanderkazantzis8019 3 года назад +3228

    6:34 the raw unadulterated confusion on this man’s face is downright beautiful, the whole scene is really.

  • @superC1266
    @superC1266 7 дней назад +2

    I love how every single time the person he's arguing with is about to come to his terms he just throws out an Insult

  • @kurtkan5566
    @kurtkan5566 3 года назад +4265

    At 7:43 the frame with the business man’s distraught face with the glass shattering right after he says “I wrote you a song!” and the fact that the short period of time that doesnt even let the sound effect finish... May be the best punch-line I have ever heard

    • @geoffreyfey3375
      @geoffreyfey3375 2 года назад +102

      I've been thinking about this scene all day just barely holding it together and now had to explain to my coworkers why I just burst out laughing so hard I started crying. 10/10 Would shatter my mental state again.

    • @damienculver2889
      @damienculver2889 2 года назад +12

      Dong

    • @drewtatum5846
      @drewtatum5846 2 года назад +9

      The angry pogchamp xD

    • @ardabaki4597
      @ardabaki4597 2 года назад +4

      laughed too hard at that

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard 2 года назад +19

      It’s kind’ve like those close-ups in SpongeBob

  • @darthhaider4187
    @darthhaider4187 3 года назад +619

    Suction cup man proved to the world: where's a suction cup, there's a way.

    • @xeth9074
      @xeth9074 3 года назад +7

      And pretty bold enough to use a *ex toy as a climbing tool...

    • @Dr_mafario
      @Dr_mafario 3 года назад +1

      @@xeth9074
      Hey, you know what they say. If it works, it works.

  • @sirdogsgaming9379
    @sirdogsgaming9379 3 года назад +287

    Jesus imagine being an alien watching this, it’d be like an American walking into a Japanese movie theater, watching a Korean film, where the cast is all Indian, and the audience is all Egyptian and he’s missed half the film already.

  • @andrewgumiran8982
    @andrewgumiran8982 2 месяца назад +13

    Cenobites: “The box. You opened it. We came.”
    Me: 8:05

  • @ghoulgrum
    @ghoulgrum 3 года назад +1039

    “we came as soon as we heard all the screaming.”
    *”THAT’S A WEIRD THING TO COME TO.”*

  • @PikaPetey
    @PikaPetey 3 года назад +16660

    Holy Crap that was the funniest ever. There is no way this is going to stay monotized ha ha ha ha!

    • @assfucker6997
      @assfucker6997 3 года назад +227

      If it is demonitised the community is gonna have some harsh words

    • @mikex-tt6vp
      @mikex-tt6vp 3 года назад +132

      Atleast he's got patrons to keep him alive, he don't need da youtube

    • @BeanieFlare
      @BeanieFlare 3 года назад +30

      Lmao

    • @ricardopurnell3923
      @ricardopurnell3923 3 года назад +12

      @@BeanieFlare and how?

    • @ricardopurnell3923
      @ricardopurnell3923 3 года назад +12

      @@BeanieFlare this not funny

  • @polskijamnik3872
    @polskijamnik3872 3 года назад +2074

    the girl in the sex shop is the kindest character in the series

    • @jinxyjangle
      @jinxyjangle 3 года назад +30

      Yeah

    • @alivingscarf8416
      @alivingscarf8416 3 года назад +85

      I think that’s Gina from stubble trouble

    • @polskijamnik3872
      @polskijamnik3872 3 года назад +14

      @@alivingscarf8416 maybe

    • @twogirlsonechugjug7877
      @twogirlsonechugjug7877 3 года назад +53

      @@alivingscarf8416 it is, they confirmed it in the behind the scenes

    • @DAGGR
      @DAGGR 3 года назад +4

      @@alivingscarf8416 plausible

  • @ChickenZ98
    @ChickenZ98 Месяц назад +21

    7:23 the sound😭

    • @50percent_cool
      @50percent_cool Месяц назад +8

      His face while doing it is even funnier

    • @Erasyl-o8f
      @Erasyl-o8f 17 дней назад +6

      The funniest thing is that subtitles says [sloppy Mac and Cheese Type Sounds] and the he just says: “that’s what good Mac n’ Cheese sounds like!”

    • @bryanvera7658
      @bryanvera7658 13 дней назад

      The dude also bought a real one to make the sounds (with a small piece of glass) and the glass broke one time

    • @ciara9240
      @ciara9240 5 часов назад

      His face with the sound of the penis suction cups 7:24

  • @Valiyus
    @Valiyus 3 года назад +3076

    I like when Suction Cup Man gets depressed he's British.

    • @smil9083
      @smil9083 3 года назад +161

      Obviously, British = Depression

    • @kajikathekitsune6447
      @kajikathekitsune6447 3 года назад +73

      Except that the great depression was american

    • @ultraironicman1853
      @ultraironicman1853 3 года назад +65

      @@kajikathekitsune6447 it was everywhere. It started in America but it was because of Europe starting ww1

    • @MB-fx6vb
      @MB-fx6vb 3 года назад +5

      You have 69 likes-

    • @kajikathekitsune6447
      @kajikathekitsune6447 3 года назад +5

      @@ultraironicman1853 ah