This is the equivalent of that kid in middle school saying that he could kick your ass and then replying "but I don't really feel like it." after you tell them to do it.
Plot twist: The guy in the chat who said "Then do it" was in cahoot with the protoss player and he commented that so that Artosis would lose concentration allowing the probe to plant the geyser.
As much as I love Artosis, the way he makes comparisons and analogies are hilariously bad. It even reached to a point in one of his streams where, when he asked the viewers for another one, they pretty much begged him to stop LOL.
Artosis will compare something with another thing, then get angry at the thing he just made up LMAO Like that one time when he imagined a fake laugh that his viewers made (all imagined) then he got really angry at the way they laughed (again, all imagined) LOL
Man, I wrote it on reddit too, I was thrilled to see him stream at first, then I was sad when I saw his attitude. The fun guy I known for 10 years was replaced with an asshole. But now I enjoy his pain and suffering because he annoys me.
I don’t think he has a genuinely obnoxious personality. He is fun and friendly when hosting freeforalls or collaborating. I am entertained by either personality. One is good for interacting around friends or participants. The other is silly overly expressive suffering which I enjoy sometimes. The variety is good.
That's what I watch for too. He'll completely shit on some fan in chat to the point where it makes your stomach turn a bit. Then I'll vengefully drink Arty's tears the rest of the stream as he's losing. It's all a bit miserable though, might be time to move on.
I discovered this man a few weeks ago. At first I found him mean and bitter and obnoxious....but I'm starting to 'get' him, and it gets better and better. MIX HIS WHITES AND COLORS IN HIS LAUNDRY ARTY!
Oh, he is bitter and obnoxious. He just also happens to be hilarious in his self destruction and one of the best Starcraft commenters there is. Nobody is any one thing as they say.
Don't know why this popped up but yeah saying you can beat someone 1 handed is a humble brag and you should expect to be asked to do it. Saying you can break your window with your chair is obvious.
when you don't have an argument to counter what other people said based in something YOU said , and make an analogy which makes no sense and attack that analogy to make a comparison ... utterly BS, this dude is Idra 2.0
Because we all believe you can smash your window with your chair. None of us believe that you can one-hand protoss to a higher MMR, and Artosis should know that it reeks of a lie. His "it's not fun" argument doesn't make sense either, because he clearly doesn't have fun playing Terran anyway, except to point out his suffering to his viewers.
Artosis setting up challenges against weaker players (or programs) could make for interesting content (perhaps almost a bit like GiantGrantGames does with campaign games). But I dunno, do or don't (and only if there is time or a need for some sort of break).
Fine you don't wanna do it, but then why make a claim you have no intention of backing up? It's inane, and frankly, I don't believe that you could do it.
I have such a hard time reconciling caster Artosis with whatever he becomes when he streams. Like he HAS to be playing a persona, right? It's as if all of his ability to reason flies out the window and he just spews constant nonsense without even realizing it.
I don't find it so strange. It's very normal to get emotional when you're playing hyper-competitive games like this. The big difference is that most people endeavor to hide their negative feelings because they don't want people to judge them. Artosis simply doesn't care about that. (Like he's said before, there are a lot of things you don't care about anymore once you're a parent.) Think of it like a break-up. It happens and then you're very sad. Then time passes and you're okay again. If you compared yourself between those two states, you may seem like an entirely different person, but the fact is that you've just had time to process and deal with your feelings in the meantime. Obviously getting beat in a video game is milder, hence the recovery period is shorter. (And reaction different obviously.) All that being said, I think he also plays it up a bit for the audience. I mean, we're watching these clips right?
he doesnt insult people he just gets really mad, i see more toxic guys than artosis on the ladder every day. 2 days ago one of my opponents meant to type gg but accidentily typed that i should commit suicide by rope. i dont see artosis get that mad. he knows its just a video game. he just likes to get caught up in it.
* complains he's unfairly stuck in mmr trench * says protoss is free mmr why not just play toss to boost your mmr to where you think you belong then arty? nah that's like breaking a window in your home the cognitive dissonance is so dense, light bends around it
Flash would've smashed his window with his chair
Or even his chair with his window
He would also have played Protoss with one hand and gotten a much higher MMR than that guy
Flash would've smashed his window with his car
This is the equivalent of that kid in middle school saying that he could kick your ass and then replying "but I don't really feel like it." after you tell them to do it.
Well, you don't tell them to do it.
You tell em they should try 😏
Playing Protoss to him is comparable to smashing a window where he lives.
Well yeah, because driving to your job and a drop of water is the same thing. STOOPEED.
Ofc, I could be 2500 mmr terran with mouse only.. prove it? Why are you goading me to slit my wrists? #logic
Plot twist: The guy in the chat who said "Then do it" was in cahoot with the protoss player and he commented that so that Artosis would lose concentration allowing the probe to plant the geyser.
I don't think it's comperable to smash your window to play the funny space game without a keyboard
his logic ie backwards LOL
As much as I love Artosis, the way he makes comparisons and analogies are hilariously bad. It even reached to a point in one of his streams where, when he asked the viewers for another one, they pretty much begged him to stop LOL.
Why you think it's not? It totally is!!! Or you think that a cup of tea isn't the same as a zeppelin in the sky??? SO STOOPEED.
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It seems analogies are alien to some people here.
"Why would I do this X unwanted activity? Should I do Y as well then?"
@@JustASuscriber No, we fully understand how analogies work. But there are good analogies and bad analogies.
I lost it when the probe stole his gas
Artosis will compare something with another thing, then get angry at the thing he just made up LMAO
Like that one time when he imagined a fake laugh that his viewers made (all imagined) then he got really angry at the way they laughed (again, all imagined) LOL
exactly lul
Artosis supports "Metzitzah B'peh", his thinking is all backwards.
WHEN WAS THAT, I NEED A LINK HAHAHAHAHAH
he is playing 5D chess with himself lul
@@Frank_144 Here you go ruclips.net/video/EUR_LGSIffs/видео.html
Decent joker impression there at the end.
Artosis has GONE MAD
"That sounds so fucking boring and such a waste of time" Says Artosis constantly getting an aneurysm over a 20 year old game
flash would of came up with a better analogy
To be fair, Artosis is probably very practiced at one-handed activities.
Oh I can think of a thing you're referring to :D
He has like his own colony of kids, I don't think that joke works here.
@@BLooDCoMPleX nah. it works every time.
@@BLooDCoMPleX Eh... You think we fathers don't do it?
@@BLooDCoMPleX If I ever stop making jokes about other men whacking it, the fascists will have won.
Larva beated down his opponent with his foot
At the end of the video he sounds like the Zeppelin in Warcraft 3
Man, I wrote it on reddit too, I was thrilled to see him stream at first, then I was sad when I saw his attitude. The fun guy I known for 10 years was replaced with an asshole. But now I enjoy his pain and suffering because he annoys me.
I don’t think he has a genuinely obnoxious personality. He is fun and friendly when hosting freeforalls or collaborating. I am entertained by either personality. One is good for interacting around friends or participants. The other is silly overly expressive suffering which I enjoy sometimes. The variety is good.
That's what I watch for too. He'll completely shit on some fan in chat to the point where it makes your stomach turn a bit. Then I'll vengefully drink Arty's tears the rest of the stream as he's losing. It's all a bit miserable though, might be time to move on.
I wonder if this is how he deals with arguments with his family
"Why would I want to tell a bedtime story to my children? Do you want me to throw a chair out my window??? STOOOOOOOPID"
good ol artosis. cranking up the stellar academy award winning performances.
Flash would've smashed the chair with the window
Flash would've already doubled his MMR playing one-handed so he wouldn't have to state it as a hypothetical
pls make longer videos these are gold lmao
Flash wouldn't have his gas stolen.
Flash would've stolen the gas from protoss
Ah yes, Artosis's lightning fast APM would allow him to be able to masterfully micro shuttles with reavers and high templars with perfect precision.
"but if snow can do it"
@@mataxpp alternate universe memes
@@Haydin1117 Bisu would have won
Flash would've done it with no hands
Artosis is the hero we don’t need but deserve
Flash would have done it with a steering wheel
I discovered this man a few weeks ago. At first I found him mean and bitter and obnoxious....but I'm starting to 'get' him, and it gets better and better. MIX HIS WHITES AND COLORS IN HIS LAUNDRY ARTY!
Yet, I still think he's a sore loser 🤷
Oh, he is bitter and obnoxious. He just also happens to be hilarious in his self destruction and one of the best Starcraft commenters there is. Nobody is any one thing as they say.
@@simonbeauregard391 But that's the best part!
I use one hand on lots of things ^^
The more a player makes excuses, the more he demonstrates that he sucks. Low tier artosis
He can do a Yoda voice double
He sound like squidward
Flash would do it if he could do it
Flash would've played with one hand, smash window with another and still get much higher MMR.
Don't know why this popped up but yeah saying you can beat someone 1 handed is a humble brag and you should expect to be asked to do it. Saying you can break your window with your chair is obvious.
when you don't have an argument to counter what other people said based in something YOU said , and make an analogy which makes no sense and attack that analogy to make a comparison ... utterly BS, this dude is Idra 2.0
Idra and Artosis both play T in BW. Has anybody seen Idra and Artosis in the same room??? HMMM... 🤔
Always talks about how he would be better than every protoss ever, then when he breaks down and plays protoss he sucks.
Truly. He used to play protoss as warmup games. Was around 1800 MMR if I recall correctly.
Lol, this made my day!!!
Because we all believe you can smash your window with your chair. None of us believe that you can one-hand protoss to a higher MMR, and Artosis should know that it reeks of a lie.
His "it's not fun" argument doesn't make sense either, because he clearly doesn't have fun playing Terran anyway, except to point out his suffering to his viewers.
Yeah i agree too.
Artosis could have good macro past the 9 minute but it is boring and a waste of time so he chooses to loose instead
So he’s mad because he called your bluff?
Why when I watch artosis stream he is always happy, when I love when he gets angry?
Cuz you're a bad person, and also the only bad person that the universe feels like punishing 😆
@@MrNicoJac XD lol
Flash would have done it
Flash would have already done it.
Flash could do it no-handed by communicating instructions to Siri.
Flash would have done it with no hands.
I can become ASL champion if I really wanted to but I don't need to prove myself to anyone but me.
I'm getting worried more and more about Artosis' sanity levels.
worry for his wife and children.
That incredible artosis image cropped thimbnail
I think I'm gonna take a break from these clips and the stream you can only haha funny for so long with this material.
What else is there though?
I found the delivery here especially 0:36-0:43 hilarious.
Right. There's a point where it probably starts to affect you negatively and it'd be better to spend time elsewhere.
Artosis setting up challenges against weaker players (or programs) could make for interesting content (perhaps almost a bit like GiantGrantGames does with campaign games).
But I dunno, do or don't (and only if there is time or a need for some sort of break).
Ok but why does he build a supply depot in front of his command center?
so SCVs exit closer to mineral patches
Pogtosis
Every better player, every player that is doing something cheesy and winning is always worst than him. Love to see how he is in suffer!
lol I love arty
GO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Think he'll do it though?
Protoss players= monke brain
With every comment such as this he's descending more and more into madness.
Larva beat a guy with his foot, you can do it one handed, I'm sure.
TY.
Fine you don't wanna do it, but then why make a claim you have no intention of backing up? It's inane, and frankly, I don't believe that you could do it.
Nike ad?
I wonder if he realizes that his chat watches him because he sucks and gets trolled by opponents and viewers alike
I have such a hard time reconciling caster Artosis with whatever he becomes when he streams. Like he HAS to be playing a persona, right? It's as if all of his ability to reason flies out the window and he just spews constant nonsense without even realizing it.
I don't find it so strange. It's very normal to get emotional when you're playing hyper-competitive games like this. The big difference is that most people endeavor to hide their negative feelings because they don't want people to judge them. Artosis simply doesn't care about that. (Like he's said before, there are a lot of things you don't care about anymore once you're a parent.)
Think of it like a break-up. It happens and then you're very sad. Then time passes and you're okay again. If you compared yourself between those two states, you may seem like an entirely different person, but the fact is that you've just had time to process and deal with your feelings in the meantime. Obviously getting beat in a video game is milder, hence the recovery period is shorter. (And reaction different obviously.)
All that being said, I think he also plays it up a bit for the audience. I mean, we're watching these clips right?
its a persona, just like his caster persona. No one is that salty, i hope
According to people that know him, the rage is real.
@@demonhunter2121 you underestimate his power
Is Artosis just the poster child for the toxic gamer, or are these just unfortunate moments?
his stream persona is rage, idk if thats what hes like irl though
This is how he is a lot of the time. And worse.
he doesnt insult people he just gets really mad, i see more toxic guys than artosis on the ladder every day. 2 days ago one of my opponents meant to type gg but accidentily typed that i should commit suicide by rope. i dont see artosis get that mad. he knows its just a video game. he just likes to get caught up in it.
...yeah, he can't do it
Honestly, Flash would have done it
Hes 1 bad comment away from smashing shit
!gEt tO s RaNk ArTosIs!
* complains he's unfairly stuck in mmr trench
* says protoss is free mmr
why not just play toss to boost your mmr to where you think you belong then arty?
nah that's like breaking a window in your home
the cognitive dissonance is so dense, light bends around it
Well, he is playing this game for 20+ years, so he probably can.
He couldn't. He played protoss and was around 1800 MMR. With both hands.
Delusional.
Lol is he actually upset or just joking
Rofl he can barely get out of B.
guys why are you taking this seriously, wtf is wrong with y'all...
Probably one of the worst analogies I have ever heard
geyser stolen. thats pretty much gg hehe
Flash would have done it with no hands.