The Ultimate Kiryu Kazuma ASMR
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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This is what Majima listens to when he goes to bed
Yr damn right about that lol
I would've assumed he listened to the grunts Kiryu makes when he's in a fight.
Moostached Saiyan Prince yes... the grunts are from when they’re “fighting”
Ha Very funny 😄👍
CraizyShy KIRYU CHAN
ASMR to help you sleep - Kiryu punches you until you're half-dead
Yaaayy!
You are already dead...
Only if you cross him of course
Kiryu wouldn't do that. Kiryu has never killed anyone.
@@dirtyharry0191
Half dead doesn't mean full dead
I think I speak for all of us when I say this...
We NEED majima asmr as soon as humanly possible
Just random spikes in his pitch as he's talking. Just to be sure we're always on edge
majima crazy laughing for 1 hour
Probably just a black screen with subs, becuz Makoto is blind
I’d watch both his manic overly excited voice and then his low serious badass voice. That would really give me goosebumps.
THAT WOULD BE *RAD !*
Real yakuza play with a controller, but real men do asmr.
Real yakuza fight irl
Also how tf u got no comments but nearly 1k likes
@@DiamondGuyALT Three years after I said that, Ishin is releasing on pc. La vida da muchas vueltas.
"I was gonna bring you some Pepsi."
-Kiryu Kazuma, 49 seconds after a Pepsi ad.
Oh lord
Serious lack of NANI here
Bro, kiryu's coming, and he says he is going to take you down to stop majima everywhere, once and for all
Can I join Majima Construction?
@@crypticmetaphor2723 Get your ass over here and get some work done
Real talk, Kiryu's voice is pretty relaxing.
OMG RAISE! Ik this is so late, but plz do a Kiryu ASMR! I know you're doing Jotaro ones and I absolutely love em, but plz do this one too!
I found a copy of this on a vhs tape hidden in majimas closet
Ngl when he called me his kyoudai my heart actually skipped a beat
I love how the subtitles start off serious then goes off on a tangent
I don't know why, but the first thought that came to mind was “Kiryu is gonna tell me a pepperoni secret.“
Kiryu looks like the kind of man who tells spicy pepperoni secrets.
I have beaten every boss but I haven't faced ASMR Style Kiryu
This is both blessed and cursed. I partially think "Fuck, yes." and "Oh God, no."
same
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My girlfriend is big into sensory stuff...she'll probably melt to this and leave me for Kiryu though.
Not that bad of a deal tbh
I bet you'd leave her for Kiryu first
@@user-ek2xg3ps5s you aren't entirely wrong
Ya do It too.
It’s fine. Kiryu would just turn her down because he doesn’t know what sex is.
Subtitles: "I was just watching over you"
Kiryu: "Doesn't matter whether I live or die."
ah nice soothing asmr
Ignorance is bliss and this video is proof of that.
A+ voice actor, he's so perfect for the character
I feel the dragon directly in my ears
Doctor: "You have 21 minutes and 10 seconds to live
Me: *clicks on this*
Didn't intend to, but I just watched this entire video. Where is my heart thingy?
"You should get some sleep."
"Here's A STAMINAN SPARK to help you rest"
*ESSENCE OF SOOTHING VOICE*
Ah this reminds me that Takaya Kuroda did once voice a yakuza themed yaoi.
I'm sickened but curious...
Link pls. 🙏
@@r.j.j.o en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finder_Series
Specifically the character Asami.
That's basically how that one Kiwami 2 substory went, huh?
@@lackusshock Oh lord.
It's much worse than I imagined.
@@lackusshock Never in my life did ever expect to see a conversation about Viewfinder in 2019, and much.less in a Yakuza video.
I trained ChatGPT to talk like Kiryu and think like him. Put this on in the background while I imagine I'm in some Japanese bar, telling Kiryu my problems while having a drink. It sounds ridiculous, but it's been therapeutic.
It's like chatting with someone online without having to worry about the time they get online
Kiryu: Ningen
Sub: SAMPLE TEXT
Me: a missed opportunity for sure
10:08 wasn't ready
2:17 I wasn't expecting such intense life advice
Honestly? You could have left this without subs and I'd still listen. Kiryu's voice is just that soothing... when he's not having to bust skulls.
Thanks, devilleon!
This is like taking a walk to the park, sitting in one of the benches, drinking and/or eating something & Kiryu appears, he approach & sitting next to me, starting this dialogue.
This man isn't the guy to lecture me about eating habits, espaicially since he eats 10 ice cream bars in a row to get a sliver of health, making me go to happy burger and order thier entire menu.
10:09
English translation: whole fucking paragraph
Japanese: "AH"
Yep, this is Yakuza alright
This killed and revived my fangirl soul like 20 times over and over again
So this was the new video you were talking about... To be honest, I'm not into ASMR, but I'll listen to anything with Kiryu's voice, it's just so soothing! Plus, it was hilarious, I could hear his stories (aka reading the totally accurate subtitles) for hours 😂
I hope you a Majima version, I mean come on, there has to be one, riiight?
*I N S T A N T N U T*
Listening to this during Covid-19 hits different.. it’s also 2, probably 3 am in the morning, so this also feels strange, yet fitting. Great video, now give me heart-
Before I start, I'm going to bet a thousand that devilleon put some of kuroda's yaoi cd lines in here.
Guess you owe me a thousand dollars now :D
Ah yes. My favourite part of the Yakuza series where Kiryu had 300 confirmed kills, trained in gorilla warfare and fought against Al Qaeda
Edit: Where's my heart?
I waited for my parents to leave just to listen this on fucking speakers on full volume.
Best experience while laying in the bed.
Hell yeah.
I was having a really bad time with my anxiety today.
Listening to this has helped me calm down a lot,
Watched the entirety of this. I must say, my walls look better now that they're all white.
Okay this is Sekshii af
I felt the heat and i am moist.
Now make the ultimate Majima Goro ASMR.
12:14 Dude, I was literally holding an Iced Cola in my hand.
*ThAt’S raD*
I hate how I can tell what some of these lines actually mean, despite wanting to read the meme subs.
Like, how can I take Kiryu's promise of bringing me a Staminan Spark when he just let me know this was his first time, and then asked me to be gentle with him?
And no, despite what Devileon has said about using lines from BLCDs, that is an actual line in one of the games. Where it comes from I will not tell, but I'm pretty sure most people know exactly where it's from.
kiryu called me a champ, but the real ones here are him and leon
The best 20 minutes of this day. Thank you for take the time to doing this Leon!
RyougiKyo Leon HEEEEEEEELP
I'm gonna be honest: Last night I didn't sleep at all. I had to stay up late for a project that I was given for college and having to work on it non-stop without being able to get any rest was stressful for me. So I ended up finding this video and looped it a few times. The first time I stopped to read the subtitles which were hilarious to me, not gonna lie. But Kiryu's voice was so soothing that I felt like I could've fallen asleep if I had gone to lie down while listening to it on an endless loop. It helped me have an inner peace while I worked on this project, so thanks for the laughs and thanks for the video. I don't often listen to ASMRs, but it helped me a lot more than I hoped it would :")
This has been helping me sleep for 4 years now. Love my awkward little man chatting bubbles in my ear.
I love his voice. He relaxed me so much, and I can forget all the bs that happens. Thanks!
Holy shit....no words can describe the pure artistry on display here.
Yo he’s two Adam apples
Sorveel Now that's the essence of manliness
My friends: Ricardo Milos is a Real Man
Me: Hold my shirt
"still good my overgrown sideburns" kiryu roasting himself is the best
Jesus Christ, kiryu, you're so calm and chill, then you scream in my ear 3:34 in the vid!
But I still love you, kyoudai.
No homo tho
Also, I finish this beautiful masterpiece
doesn't work as well when you actually understand the dialogue www
Reminds me of the Hitler reaction meme from back in the day. The guy who directed the film the meme came from loved it, but ofc he had to mute it because he speaks German.
Can’t really do that with ASMR tho.
@@rubyy.7374 Yep, I speak German and it is kind of awkward to hear something but at the same time seeing another thing.
Alright this will be my background noise for studying
I'm random Japanese guy who watched English videos to learn English, but I apparently came to the wrong place. This was gold experience
Is your learning of the English language going well, random Japanese guy ?
why did i just get this video get recommended to me now, when i needed it 4 years ago
You’ve always had the talent to change things into something completely different, Leon but I damn sure wasn’t expecting you to actually make me like 1 ASMR, this masterpiece right here is immune to criticism. Thank you for blessing us with this video,man
Need a sequel where we find out Kiryu's favorite anime. Thanks for the video though!
*Essence of ASMR*
My man kiryu just soothed my soul
You make my Kiryu tastes great tonight. Thank you, drink.
Kuroda did voice in a "sleep inducing CD" in the past! It's part of a series that features many popular voice actors. The characters they played are in general flirty or having a crush to the listener.
www.honeybee-cd.com/hituji_tokubetu.html
Either he hired kiryu s va to do this vid or he used dialog from PREVIOUS games ouo either way nice
Did you actually hire Takaya Kuroda to record and bless us with his holy voice?
I will leave that up to your fertile imagination
Hate to break the illusion but the subs may not be 100% accurate
All the voice lines used were from the game. The subs are not real. It's a joke.
@@PrinceDolos Thought so. Recognized some of the words.
I just found this channel and I'm enjoying every video of it, thank you Devilleon7, very cool.
Also I legit almost fell asleep listening to this
Happy to be of service!~ :D
This should be the only ASMR video allowed to exist
Thanks For this Devilleon
I don't know why but I sleep to this every night I have no clue what he's saying to me but I trust him please make a majima one
Essence of Tinglings
Kiryu voice just soo Testosterone that I could feel the tremble in my eardrums down to my heart..
I thought I'd hate this.
I was quite exquisitely mistaken.
The first sentence sounds like Kiryu, or Kuroda-san sitting near my bed.
Wow this is really well made. It must’ve been tough to collect all of those lines and organise them to sound like a real conversation. The subtitles were great too and the part about deadlines actually hit close to home. Thank you
Kiryu : i stole your Pepsi on the fridge.
Me : 3:37
Oh Gosh....we need a Majima Asmr as well 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
ngl my favorite thing about the hostess minigames having full voice acting in kiwami 2 and 6 is the kiryu asmr
20 minutes well spent. This is why I subscribed the internet.
this is probably complete gibberish to a native japanese speaker.
The day couldn't get any better, listening to Kiryu talk cures depression/anxiety but gives sudden urges to go sing in karaoke (Majima edition confirmed?)
I've never felt so glad to be alive, until I saw this. Kiryu is truly the ultimate ASMR artist.
Lowkey actually made me fall asleep.
I listen to this every night before I go to sleep maybe I do need help
It's been 3 years, you better?
The ultimate male fantasy.
I watched it till the end. I need my heart Mr.devilleon7-san
i just imagine this kind of monologue goes through his head constantly 24/7 so he has to supress this shit and that's why hes always angry and slightly sad
I can listen to kiryu all day🥰
Thank you for watching over me Kiryu. It means alot
this is the content i subbed for
Kiryu has a great voice, I cannot believe I’ve watched the whole video...Great video Leon!
What are the odds of youtube recommending me this 2 days after it's made? Brilliant stuff, my cheeks hurt from smiling at the subtitles
Now we need Goro Majima Ultimate ASMR
This feels so intimate, dear lord Im feeling things
This was the best 20 minutes I've ever spent tbh, I can officially die happy now.
I gain power from this
What a lovely voice♡
Now this is the content i subscribed for
It's funny how I listen to so much ASMR and then find this among that pile.
Thank you, Leon-san for this blessing.
I’m am so relaxed right now
Reading the subtitles was so funny!! Very fun to read