The Monotones - Mono 1980

Way back in the twenties
A very clever turkey found a way
To bring the people music,
The radio, he called it
Hey hey, come on girls, put your headphones on
Dab dab, di-doo-dah, dab dab, di-doo-dah
Hifi stereo headphones
Stop it, I can't control it
[chorus]:
Dab dab, di-doo-dah, dab dab, di-doo-dah
Ultra high and ultra low
Mono, mono
I'm looking for a way to get back
Mono, mono, m-m-m-m-mono
The music of today is just a drag
I still recall the fifties (fifties)
When rock and roll was heavy
It was fine
My head looked like a lolly
Just like Buddy Holly
What a time
Dab dab, di-doo-dah, dab dab, di-doo-dah
Rumble, wow and flutter
I don't care, just like my mother
[chorus]
Listen, listen
Since I have a girlfriend
Disco comes to no end
I get mad
Hi hoo hoo hah hah
When I hear Perry Como
It really drives me mono
I feel sad
Dab dab, di-doo-dah, dab dab, di-doo-dah
Hifi stereo headphones
Stop it, I can't control it
[chorus]
This record can be played on every modern lightweight pick-up
The stereo sound however can be reproduced only when stereo equipment is used
Mono
Mono
Mono
Mono
Mono
The music of today is just a drag
Listen, listen
Since I have a girlfriend
Disco comes to no end
Hi hoo hoo hah hah
When I hear Perry Como
It really drives me mono
I feel sad
Dab dab, di-doo-dah, dab dab, di-doo-dah
Hifi stereo headphones
Stop it, I can't control it
[chorus]
This record can be played on every modern lightweight pick-up
The stereo sound however can be reproduced only when stereo equipment is used
Mono, mono
Mono, mono
I'm looking for a way - Mono, mono