So, when something is selling really fast, people say "it is salling like hot cakes". Alex said that some ghost cookies were on sale and that he and a woman wanted it. So he said "You could say they are selling like ghost cookies". Which wasn't very funny actually, but the way he says it make the joke hilarious.
1:21 “on one condition” WHAT CONDITION ALEX (i think ive watched too many videos of this man because it’s the way i can tell what he’s saying so easily when he’s muttering gibberish)
"Because she was always a bitch to me.....is what...the sister said....just to be clear." ALSO "but take your flip-flops off first" WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT
Some translations for ya: 'Woah, woah, woah... woah!' (Feels silly to include but I went back to try and hear what he was saying because I didn't realise that he was just percussing 😂) 'The ultimate betrayal, really... from the sibling...' 'On one condition.' 'I can tell that we are gonna be friends... is what I require.' 'You bugger.' I love how he doesn't just add these on the end by saying them, but by ✨️singing them✨️. He is, as always, an icon.
The ultimate betrayal
I can tell we are gonna be friends
that makes a lot of sense actualleh lmao
@@ghostcookie i can hear alex just from this sentence
1:21 on one condition.. i guess
1:51 *you f ker* i guess
It’s criminal he didn’t perform cornerstone in a red sweater I’m pressing charges
Btw just had a mental breakdown you posted at the perfect time
It’s funny that I’ve also never even seen him wearing a red sweater ever again lol
I’m going to call the martini police 🏃🏻♀️
The “aCtUaLlEh-“ and the immediate silence after it is so funny 😭 Alex was NOT going to let the crowd interrupt his solo lol
bye he’s such a diva
the "she was always a bitch to me....the sister said....just to be clear" gets me every time
i love how he always trolls the audience by letting them finish the song and then finishing it himself a few seconds later lmaoo
Noel Gallagher does it all the time when performing Don't Look Back In Anger.
“The ultimate betrayal really, from a sibling”
😂
That awkward moment when I’ve watched so many videos of him talking now I can just automatically understand everything he says.
SAME
Same ahahhahaha
i learned english from alex lmao
Actualleh ı figured out Alex language
i still can't 💀 if i could i would put it on my resume sjjsjsjsjsjsjs
You missed the one where he says "But she didn't fckn mean it"
DO U KNOW WHAT VIDEO ITS FROM
I need to see this video. Either that or my life will be over. Simple.
I only found this one, but he says the opposite (and i mean that). ruclips.net/video/0I3WhFh-u7k/видео.html
PLEASE SHOW US THIS VIDEO
That's the best one
Looks like I'm not allowed to be depressed today
no 😌💅🏻
Aye this one made me smile. Thanks.
😂😂😂 the last one
"But take your flip flops off first
Do me that courtesy"
I love this channel slightly more than I love Alex Turner himself. GHOST COOKIE YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT
im gonna call you lisa junior
He himself created this scenario and he just keeps digging deeper in the details of the end storyline
ghost cookie: *postS*
me: YESYESYESYESTHISTHIS'
The anything in 3:09 is just so dramatic. You go, kween 💅
I LOVE IT
I love how Alex is so DRAMATIC!! Especially in TLSP where he’s LIKE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LMFAO
i love how he confirms it was the sister calling her a b and not him bc he’s my favorite white boy
I had to rewatch it a few times but at 1:20 he says "on one condition"
Thank youuuu!!! 😂
damn so I actually understood it right.... I've watched far to many of those videos
2:20 I'M DYING, not sure if it's funny, or sexy maybe? Both? This man, honestly...
The ultimate betrayal from a sibling xd
Not him explaining the story behind cornerstone
I always thought Alex sang like what I imagine an aging, slightly tipsy lounge singer to sound like and this video proves it.
you mean the man who lost his train of thought?
you are just feeding my unhealthy obsession with him, and i thank you.
2:22 Alex Turner accepting his own marriage proposal
Lmao at 0:56 he says “the ultimate betrayal really” not the oats from that betrayal 😂😂
*yes yes yes yes you can call me anything you bloody want*
then continues to say
you bugger 😂
i love alex, i will never understand the ghost cookie joke 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me too LOL
SAME 😭 BUT I LAUGHED CAUSE IT SOUND FUNNY BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE AT ALL 😭
Omg yes same!
omg so i wasnt the only one!
So, when something is selling really fast, people say "it is salling like hot cakes". Alex said that some ghost cookies were on sale and that he and a woman wanted it. So he said "You could say they are selling like ghost cookies". Which wasn't very funny actually, but the way he says it make the joke hilarious.
im in love with a bad joker
1:20 "on one condition" Yes I speak fluent Alex Turner
I didn't know saying yes more than once can be this entertaining
everyone shut up. ghost cookie just posted 😎
THE “actualleh” TOOK ME OUTSBDJDJ
1:21 “on one condition” WHAT CONDITION ALEX
(i think ive watched too many videos of this man because it’s the way i can tell what he’s saying so easily when he’s muttering gibberish)
'De nuevo esta que no se calla' me vas a matar con eso dude JAJSJAJAJAJJASJAS
Achú
"Because she was always a bitch to me.....is what...the sister said....just to be clear."
ALSO "but take your flip-flops off first" WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT
Every time Alex sings Cornerstone, he seems so drunk and I’m here for it
1:20 "on one condition"
I love having a Yorkshire accent meaning i can decode alex’s gibberish 😂
Alex:
Me: 1:38
IM SO IN LOVE W A GROWN MAN ITS SO EMBARRASSING
and YES, YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT, I can't believe that I missed the llollapalooza Chile 2019 :(
i missed the lolla argentina 2019 😭
yo tampoco amiga😭✋🏽
@@ghostcookie GHOST COOKIE ES ARGENTINA LOCO! puedo morir en paz🙂 yo tambien me lo perdi, fui el domingo y ellos estaban el sabado F por mi
I missed both the iconic cheeseburger tlsp concert and an am concert at Rockwave Greece and you can't imagine how much I've cried :(
Yo tampoco me lo creoo 😭😭 y lo peor es que en ese tiempo aun no era muy fan :(
Im from Brazil, and when i found arctic monkeys i really thought I wasn’t that good in english but its just Alex talking in his own language
Alex is a standup comedian we just think we go to concerts
YOURE BACK
i am
actualleh
1:24 Alex is actually singing "I can tell that we are gonna be friends" which is a line from a song by The White Stripes!
3:44 sounded so beautiful why is no one talking about it😭😭
The ultimate betrayal from a sibling, is that right? 🤣
3:26 to 3:33 I couldn't stop laughing 😂
pls the clarification after he says “she was always a bitch to me” cos he felt bad 😭
0:57 “the ultimate betrayal really, from a sibling” well how would you fucking know you only child
That white stripes reference yes Alex king
Ghost Cookie's posts are ✨IMMACULATE ✨
your sense of humor is just ✨*chef's kiss*✨👌
CLICKED AS FAST AS I COULD
Live at liquedroom,Tokyo
"You can call me anything you wAAAAAAANNNNNNNNT"
not alix writing a whole ass verse on stage i-
can i just confess my undying love for alex. ok thank you have a nice day :)
"yes yes yes yes yes yes yes"
"Cries in non-native" jajajaja
Yo en clases de inglés
*no, Alexander*
Unfortunate the 2018 ACL one where he added on "but she didn't fucking mean it" didn't make it that was right after Taylor and him broke up
dang i hadn't seen that one
the girl singing in the background at 0:33 is a mood
Some translations for ya:
'Woah, woah, woah... woah!' (Feels silly to include but I went back to try and hear what he was saying because I didn't realise that he was just percussing 😂)
'The ultimate betrayal, really... from the sibling...'
'On one condition.'
'I can tell that we are gonna be friends... is what I require.'
'You bugger.'
I love how he doesn't just add these on the end by saying them, but by ✨️singing them✨️. He is, as always, an icon.
sad that you cut out "they both showed me nothing but kindness / and I wish them no ill will, NO ILL WILL"
my favorite notification
"Cause she was always a b*tch to me... is what the sister said... just to be clear" 😭😭
ghost cookie is back YESYESYESYESYES
I really need the one he said "but she didn't fucking mean it." in this video tho!
your videos are my only source of serotonin at this point
HES JUST EXPLAINING CORNERSTONE TVIS IS SO FUNNY
1:27 El posteo mensual de Ghost cookie 10/10😎👍
como andrés que viene una vez al mes
De poeta a poeta JAJAJAJA
2:22 voice cracks lmao
YeS YeS yEs
But take your flip flops off first
Do me that courtesy 🤣
0:41 "yo namaste"
You can call me anything, but Juan
im crying al is so random 😭
I shall come here daily just to see 2:34
3:18 LMAOOOOO
I actualleh love yeh channel love it’s fookin lovely
‘On one condition’
iirc at the london O2 2018 shows he added 'it was an awkward christmas after that'
YUUUUUPPP I BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE. TURN IT UP
The one in Lollapalooza Chile is the best, can't believe I missed seeing it live cause I wasn't sure to go alone, worst mistake of my life
I dont know what I would do without this channel 😭
Love your videos. Love the AM community. Really been keeping me going this year!
i needed this today thank you :) i really appreciate the time you spend editing these 🧡
I LOVE THIS
That one dislike is from his red sweater
he is my source of happiness you know
"yoU cAN cAlL mE *AnYtHinG* yOu wAnT" 3:07
WHAT OMG U POSTED YAY
I forget which concert but one Alex said after "that was a bloody lie"
0:55 he says the ultimate betrayal lol
the one dislike is from Alex or cornerstone girls
BUT TAKE YOUR FLIP FLOPS OFF FIRST.... ALEX WHAT??😭😭
0:40 kinda sounds like hes saying "yo what's good"
God bless this channel for starting my day that bloody great🙌🏽
First ‘?’ Is “you rascal”
Second is “on one condition”
YES YES YES GHOST COOKIE IS STILL ALIVE YES
Incase you haven't heard this word enough: YES