The Unluckiest Man in Poker History

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

Комментарии • 284

  • @GotoyourhomeBall
    @GotoyourhomeBall 3 года назад +157

    Depaulo: “Hey you’re sacrificing 3% to the house.”
    Also Depaulo: But watch me play 150$ pulls on video poker.

    • @joelewertow7115
      @joelewertow7115 3 года назад

      Gotta give it to Ryan tho. He's bada*# ah!

  • @joegoetz2024
    @joegoetz2024 3 года назад +140

    3 things in life are constant:
    - death
    - taxes
    - Joey is a mush

    • @haleywells11
      @haleywells11 3 года назад +5

      You forgot about ace high flops when you got KK

  • @nickmartinelli3752
    @nickmartinelli3752 3 года назад +223

    Joey is the greatest character of all the youtube poker community combined

    • @samgroen3412
      @samgroen3412 3 года назад +11

      let's do a go fund me for him

    • @mememagicisreal884
      @mememagicisreal884 3 года назад

      @@samgroen3412 Free T-shit and merch. Please. Thank you.

    • @warnerk9
      @warnerk9 3 года назад

      So trueeeee

    • @javierb479
      @javierb479 3 года назад +10

      He’s the perfect supporting actor.

    • @samgroen3412
      @samgroen3412 3 года назад

      lets do it

  • @DayTradingStrategiesNet
    @DayTradingStrategiesNet 3 года назад +36

    "weren't you here like an hour ago" lmao

  • @MarcLarocque
    @MarcLarocque 3 года назад +22

    lol i love joey. i can't get enough. i'd watch a reality show that's all joey if you could produce it hahah. go joey! "now you believe me?" i laughed so loud when he said that hahaha

    • @MarcLarocque
      @MarcLarocque 3 года назад

      @@ryan.depaulodegenerate.5995 lol is that really his number?

  • @javierb479
    @javierb479 3 года назад +21

    “Now you believe me?” 😂😂

    • @DeanNJN
      @DeanNJN 3 года назад

      I hate that I laughed so hard at this. Poor Joey.

    • @connorn48
      @connorn48 3 года назад

      Poor fuckin Joey. Has the nut flush draw and everything guy hits like one of his 4 outs savage

  • @ReccaWolf
    @ReccaWolf 3 года назад +3

    Loved how Joey slipped into the abyss on the side of his bed. lol 🤣

  • @denniss8644
    @denniss8644 3 года назад +27

    Legend has it that the fries are still there to this day . . .

  • @jonaspattichis9054
    @jonaspattichis9054 3 года назад +26

    Finally. I can stop rewatching old videos for 5 minutes and watch this 10 times over instead

  • @jamalsowell3650
    @jamalsowell3650 3 года назад +19

    I miss the old RDP and The Mush degen'ing it up at the casino. Nostalgic

  • @ricardholm4422
    @ricardholm4422 3 года назад +6

    😂😂Seeing this video and the thumbnail of joey cheered me rite up thank you fellas much love Liverpool 🇬🇧

  • @jeremystark3350
    @jeremystark3350 3 года назад +2

    the mush is the new star of the channel. when can i buy some mush swag?
    get it in the store soon ryan... thanks, the world will thank you

  • @whodouthinkuare
    @whodouthinkuare 3 года назад

    Hi Ryan.
    What i like most about your vlogs is your degen gambling on the machines, your unhealthy diet of mcdonalds and your slightly degen poker ability lol

  • @GALLIMFURYRB
    @GALLIMFURYRB 3 года назад +8

    Q: how much mush coulda mush mush mush if a mush mush could mush mush
    A: Joey

  • @fluffybunny506
    @fluffybunny506 3 года назад +17

    Bring back Ryan’s Corner

  • @n8dahman559
    @n8dahman559 3 года назад +4

    I love how we’ve all accepted the fact that we’re gambling addicts and even tho most of us mush hard, we still keep coming back😂

  • @chrisg2214
    @chrisg2214 3 года назад +32

    Watching Joey win a hand Brings me joy. FYI, Ellen DeGeneres is being advertised on your channel. I think that makes sense.

    • @GG-fb4gz
      @GG-fb4gz 3 года назад +9

      Ellen DEGEN, makes sense

    • @tryingtolearnthis
      @tryingtolearnthis 3 года назад +2

      Ads are based on your search history and location.

    • @HarryFanaticPotter
      @HarryFanaticPotter 3 года назад +1

      I got a bulletproof vest ad

    • @guy1641
      @guy1641 3 года назад +4

      Yea mine was just dildos

    • @chrisg2214
      @chrisg2214 3 года назад +1

      @@tryingtolearnthis Hey man, just play along. Degen...see

  • @chrisg7340
    @chrisg7340 3 года назад +5

    High top fades were the shlizzzz in the early to mid-90's, just need that leather medallion of Africa and your set. Perhaps a hat to match too.

  • @chipsandachair4221
    @chipsandachair4221 3 года назад +2

    "Now you believe me?" The most Mush line of all-time. Classic.

  • @jamalsowell3650
    @jamalsowell3650 3 года назад +1

    Lowjack minus 1 🤣 this vlog was 🔥 bro.

  • @MrYosssup
    @MrYosssup 3 года назад +5

    Ryan you’re my hero for talking shit about triple zero roulette in front of the staff…the American wheel is already a rip-off with the double zero, but three?! fuck them.

  • @StraightRazWhor
    @StraightRazWhor 3 года назад +5

    "Now do you believe me?"
    "Yea yea what are you going to do?" Lmao

    • @StraightRazWhor
      @StraightRazWhor 3 года назад

      @@ryan.depaulodegenerate.5995 who's this fake ass ryan!?

  • @billysmith4369
    @billysmith4369 3 года назад +1

    I knew who it was about before i pressed play and i was laughibg already😂😂😂

  • @martingradl352
    @martingradl352 3 года назад +1

    best soap opera ever, hope with endless episodes

  • @enjoyfischer
    @enjoyfischer 3 года назад

    He doesn't deserve any applause, he called with king Jack 🤣 love that ending

  • @santaclause3487
    @santaclause3487 3 года назад +2

    8:20 now you believe me? So funny. Like he doesn’t know his name is the mush.

  • @jamesspitzercashout
    @jamesspitzercashout 3 года назад +3

    The Mush is a real thing. It must be tough in life, to know, that no matter what you do, that it will turn to Mush. Feel for you Joey. But keep us degens entertained. Thanks Ryan. 😁

  • @Munchi3sAvenger
    @Munchi3sAvenger 3 года назад

    "But you should be" in the beginning was funny af

  • @jeffreyweber8006
    @jeffreyweber8006 3 года назад +1

    "Nobody really does play it": The ultimate Mush quote.

  • @PokerJunkie83
    @PokerJunkie83 3 года назад +1

    Everyone needs a friend like Joey 😂

  • @videoluvr4204
    @videoluvr4204 3 года назад +1

    i tried helping some marks by telling them not to play triple 0 and they gave no fucks "we are just here to play we don't care about the odds" hahahah

  • @UseHerNiem
    @UseHerNiem 3 года назад +8

    You cannot fucking make up Joeys unfortunate shit luck. It was all hee hee's and haa haa's until I saw that 7 on the river with my own eyes. He was sent down by god to lose. Its a cruel joke.

  • @michaelstephens9852
    @michaelstephens9852 3 года назад +1

    You need a mush write off on your taxes🤣

  • @kevingamblesonlife9999
    @kevingamblesonlife9999 3 года назад +8

    I saw Joey handing out hooker cards on the strip. Vegas captures another soul.

  • @English-British
    @English-British 3 года назад +4

    Not 1 PARKOUR jump gutted

    • @Grantpeacelove
      @Grantpeacelove 3 года назад +1

      Just thought of that before your comment haha

  • @rob5615
    @rob5615 3 года назад +2

    Love joeys hand recaps

  • @proditoresmoriendum86
    @proditoresmoriendum86 3 года назад +7

    Everyone laughs at joey but damn if I don't feel for him I've got the worst luck

  • @Denny-rw2vj
    @Denny-rw2vj 3 года назад +1

    Joey is awesome and I love this channel. I laugh pretty hard sometimes

  • @youtubewatcher759
    @youtubewatcher759 3 года назад

    Brother and I do the EXACT thing when we play video poker. Flipping it off, going one more time... lol.

  • @ceccvet
    @ceccvet 3 года назад

    Yo, this dude is funny af. I’ll be seeing you @ the tables. The intro was hilarious 😆

  • @celli2191
    @celli2191 3 года назад

    The Fucking thumbnail had me Dieing crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @patsters723
    @patsters723 3 года назад +1

    Mush looks like a chubbier Phil Galfond 😂🤣 it’s a compliment btw 😀

  • @riseandshine5706
    @riseandshine5706 3 года назад +1

    The photogenic mush

  • @32266ms
    @32266ms 3 года назад +2

    Malmuth talks about the luck thing. I'm paraphrasing what he said - The variance is huge. Former players exist that played winning poker who gave it up due to extended run bad when they started playing.

  • @austincrotts9100
    @austincrotts9100 3 года назад

    That intro was fire my guy. Keep up the good work.

  • @novapokerplayer207
    @novapokerplayer207 3 года назад +1

    An extraordinarily wise man once told me many moons ago that you have to win your all-ins.

  • @robindodd1969
    @robindodd1969 3 года назад +4

    The Mush never fails to mush

  • @SeanBenson23
    @SeanBenson23 3 года назад

    I love the outro so much that I will watch a 5 second ad just to finish the video

  • @HTTRforLIFE
    @HTTRforLIFE 3 года назад +1

    OOOOH SHIT!!!
    At 1:13, are those the Mush's ACTUAL performance enhancing drugs we see!?!? 😄

  • @jayro1509
    @jayro1509 3 года назад

    huge props to you for telling those roulette players that triple 0 is trash LMFAO you should do that every video

  • @jonathanlegg4308
    @jonathanlegg4308 3 года назад +1

    The Mush is gonna hit big one day and his whole world will change..Ryan becomes the water boy and the Mush goes on to a stella victorious poker career.

    • @peterforner3823
      @peterforner3823 3 года назад

      Yeah, and he'll freezes over at the same time!

  • @UnableVFR
    @UnableVFR 3 года назад +1

    Ryan is the hero we all need at the casino telling us that triple 0 roulette is for absolute 🤡. Great vlog as always.

  • @harp8621
    @harp8621 3 года назад +4

    The Mush is no longer your mush. He is his own mush. ~ Gandhi 1944

  • @MrT-nc5qb
    @MrT-nc5qb 3 года назад +1

    I just remembered my degen training and won back all my poker losses betting 10 and 36 on roulette. Thanks Ryan!

  • @worldofstone
    @worldofstone 3 года назад

    3:00 WOW THAT WAS FKING HILARIOUS

  • @thebossnittany
    @thebossnittany 3 года назад

    The “MUSH” shirt is legendary. Joey Stan here haha

  • @VegasEbikes
    @VegasEbikes 3 года назад +1

    Everyone needs a little mush in their life

  • @jackvacuum619
    @jackvacuum619 3 года назад +1

    I feel the pain Joey. Thanks for the good content Ryan. This is the kind of shit that keeps me going.
    #DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGEN

  • @jaywade05
    @jaywade05 3 года назад

    Joey the mush sacrifices edge to the house the moment he walks into the casino.

  • @georgepalaios3488
    @georgepalaios3488 3 года назад +1

    I want a "Joey the mush" of my own!

  • @boristheshmelkin7444
    @boristheshmelkin7444 3 года назад +1

    oh man I felt that 7 on the river hard for joey

  • @Duderz
    @Duderz 3 года назад +1

    3:22 didn't know it was that type of vlog

  • @billp7299
    @billp7299 3 года назад +2

    Long Live the MUSH!

  • @silverlicious2086
    @silverlicious2086 3 года назад

    $14 is a couple of Big Macs and a bottle of water. Can't beat that. Congrats man!

  • @Sawmillbandit
    @Sawmillbandit 3 года назад

    Finally met the Legend in person!

  • @misplaydave
    @misplaydave 3 года назад

    Why you don’t hit up the Blackjack tables?

  • @vegasconfessionspodcast8202
    @vegasconfessionspodcast8202 3 года назад

    Lmao that $14 Vlog 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏👏

  • @christopheryasus3666
    @christopheryasus3666 3 года назад

    THUMBNAIL IS KING

  • @vladimpala1859
    @vladimpala1859 3 года назад +1

    "I need to lower the speed, that's what it is."

  • @miladjorshari343
    @miladjorshari343 3 года назад +1

    Joey needs his own page immediately

  • @andykocialskibillsmafia5570
    @andykocialskibillsmafia5570 3 года назад +1

    Did the mush wash his hands after he took the piss? This channel is amazing

  • @GalacticConquerer
    @GalacticConquerer 3 года назад +1

    You can never have too much Joey! More Joey the Mush!

  • @txta786
    @txta786 3 года назад

    Take your boi joey to a witch doctor in Mexico. Have them put in mad work on the Mush juju.

  • @josephpendry7937
    @josephpendry7937 3 года назад

    Lol now you believe me lmfao 🤣 bless him

  • @jamalsowell3650
    @jamalsowell3650 3 года назад +5

    I seen "unluckiest man" and immediately knew it had to be joey before even seeing a thumbnail pic

  • @aldengonzalez9080
    @aldengonzalez9080 3 года назад +1

    happy for joey finally winning the all in

  • @benjiclay640
    @benjiclay640 3 года назад

    Love that you told those guys to go play at the 00

  • @Scott-rd3rt
    @Scott-rd3rt 3 года назад +2

    Wins a bracelet
    Gets ACR sponsorship
    Still shares a room with a dude to save like $50 lol

  • @TinKnocka420
    @TinKnocka420 3 года назад

    Staying with the best outro on youtube

  • @ryanlaconte6243
    @ryanlaconte6243 3 года назад

    that lady was like where you from what hood you click?!

  • @Notpureftw
    @Notpureftw 3 года назад

    All i want for christmas is a 30 min vid

  • @donaldbrucehall
    @donaldbrucehall 3 года назад

    I feel like I have been waiting forever for a new video. I need more degen, i also need to know if the fries are still there?!?!

  • @ethanboles3614
    @ethanboles3614 3 года назад

    Ever since his debut i skip to the outro to see if the black dude is still there before I watch the content. *visible happiness*

  • @LetsStormTheTeaCupRide
    @LetsStormTheTeaCupRide 3 года назад +6

    Seriously funny video, but seriously, where is Thomas? He perfectly balances the Mush in your videos as one of the great straight men of comedy. Think Laurel with out Hardy. Mush is the large one. Hardy.

  • @jonnycasual996
    @jonnycasual996 3 года назад

    Great vid! *insert mush joke here*

  • @fupaface3321
    @fupaface3321 3 года назад +3

    When does the mush get his own channel?

  • @josephalmeida3582
    @josephalmeida3582 3 года назад

    The black kid from the Burger King kids name was Jaws 😂

  • @juliaanderson7729
    @juliaanderson7729 3 года назад +2

    I think the Mush is so cute ❤️

  • @zanderbastedo8914
    @zanderbastedo8914 3 года назад

    The "But she should be" got an immediate Like

  • @AinsleyHarriott1
    @AinsleyHarriott1 3 года назад

    You’re just the friend Joey needs right now :)

  • @austin9624
    @austin9624 3 года назад

    Me watching this in my degen hoodie at a home poker game 😈

  • @jacobsimpson8568
    @jacobsimpson8568 3 года назад

    Best video blog ever .....

  • @kevjones5055
    @kevjones5055 3 года назад

    God i absolutely love watching the mush lose. Can you add more special sound effects when he gets rivered plz

  • @JeffBoski
    @JeffBoski 3 года назад +1

    If Joey could only win his all ins...

  • @UNoBugMe1
    @UNoBugMe1 3 года назад +3

    “Every time I get a good hand, Nobody calls. But every time I chase garbage, everyone calls!!”

  • @Montana69420
    @Montana69420 2 года назад

    I felt that when he said he had tens

  • @offdabeatz
    @offdabeatz 3 года назад

    So why didnt he hold the jack or the ten to have the royal shot?

  • @breeze3358
    @breeze3358 3 года назад

    I’m honor of the mush 3:12 must be used in future videos

  • @jagjag217
    @jagjag217 3 года назад

    Yesterday that Wynn 000 roulette table was $25 min and the 00 roulette next to it was only $15. The triple still had players.

    • @RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler
      @RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler  3 года назад

      It’s funny/scary that people can be risking so much money and not even throw stuff one google.

  • @jamespitchforth9928
    @jamespitchforth9928 3 года назад

    4.52 happy birthday mush