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Комментарии • 264

  • @josephstaszczyk409
    @josephstaszczyk409 Год назад +58

    “The chicken shit boys that do whatever they do in the bathroom or their drugs outside” such a throw away line but made me laugh my ass off.

  • @johanneseveraert5234
    @johanneseveraert5234 Год назад +8

    “We see the bad news. He has A6s. He’s drawing dead and we’re robbed of a sweat.” 😂 legendary

  • @ApocalypseNowWithEli
    @ApocalypseNowWithEli Год назад +50

    Arguably your best Vlog ever. The commentary is off the charts. Hilarious brah. 😅

    • @marvincotton1919
      @marvincotton1919 Год назад +3

      Facts 💯

    • @TKiBoule
      @TKiBoule Год назад

      naaaaaaah , it was good don't get me wrong but nah

    • @RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler
      @RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler  Год назад +6

      Some hate it but appreciate you elisha

    • @TylerForan
      @TylerForan Год назад

      Agreed! Can't stop laughing

    • @totalloser23
      @totalloser23 Год назад +1

      Came to the comments section to say the exact same thing.
      The commentary is off the charts.

  • @i000_
    @i000_ Год назад +9

    😆 Fired by a scammer..... Nahhh

  • @AcePoker444
    @AcePoker444 Год назад +4

    “Can you beat 10 high” is always nice to hear

    • @Coryalan2
      @Coryalan2 Год назад

      Unless you can't beat 10 high 😭

  • @KevinsDisobedience
    @KevinsDisobedience Год назад +1

    I love the new noir style. You should get a prop desk and “detective for hire” sign and a black rotary phone that never rings. And do a few shots in black and white.

  • @Toche44
    @Toche44 Год назад +3

    “We both get paid and split the fallen man’s carcass between us” 😂😂😂😂

  • @RogueStatusX
    @RogueStatusX Год назад +66

    the first 14 seconds of this video should be oscar nominated

    • @michaelb4090
      @michaelb4090 Год назад

      Yeah funny shtufff😎

    • @TheHugsnkisses15
      @TheHugsnkisses15 Год назад

      You tube needs its own version of award show. (This clip nominated)

  • @taylorcross5786
    @taylorcross5786 Год назад +1

    Splitting the fallen man’s carcass in half was funny lol

  • @Adam-hi9dh
    @Adam-hi9dh Год назад +4

    I love how you slowly bailed on the "raspy voice bc I've been in the shit bit" with zero explanation 😆

  • @mikewirz3172
    @mikewirz3172 Год назад +2

    "They say a lot of things, but "they" are also some of the biggest liars."

  • @OverMyDadBody
    @OverMyDadBody Год назад +11

    If you get fired I'll just watch all your videos twice as much. You'll be fine.

  • @Sahtrump
    @Sahtrump Год назад +4

    I wondered if Ryan died off stream pushing the button. Glad to see he is alive for the sake of the entire gambling community.

  • @bogipepper
    @bogipepper Год назад +8

    Poker is a sick game, makes watching you the way to go. Thanks

  • @michaelb4090
    @michaelb4090 Год назад +1

    Hey the ocean called there looking for the big fish 🐠 😂 you the man Julio

  • @legs_11.82
    @legs_11.82 Год назад +1

    It's been a year or two since I saw a video, yet I still cranked that soldier boy with the tune at the end.

  • @FkN_Humble
    @FkN_Humble Год назад +8

    Way to leave us hanging for weeks ryan. Unacceptable.
    Will be issuing several fines for the absence of degen activities

  • @jimfil5967
    @jimfil5967 Год назад +1

    JJ "That's spinach and we're Popeye". Nice video Ryan!

  • @Crucifiedego
    @Crucifiedego Год назад +2

    I love that we all know EXACTLY what to expect with this channel despite it having NO FUCKING IDEA what it actually is.

  • @broncoteno7181
    @broncoteno7181 Год назад

    “And I promise ill Preston Spinbah like i used to”😂

  • @vallacespoker7902
    @vallacespoker7902 Год назад +3

    Glad you have so much going on but wish we had more content from you man your great love it🎉

  • @gartacusthebold715
    @gartacusthebold715 Год назад +1

    "I can play this game of degenerate superstition chicken" got me so good, lmao great as always

  • @RyanLisbon
    @RyanLisbon Год назад +1

    Love it RD. Snarky, cheeky, crude, and erudite. 5:52PM in Portugal

  • @MrPezdispencer
    @MrPezdispencer Год назад +2

    Legitimately your narration until the hands started was top notch. 👏👏👏

  • @joed2818
    @joed2818 Год назад

    Jonathan Little's "Excelling at No Limit Hold Em" is the moder day poker Bible and the closes thing we have these days to another Super System.

  • @Ranjit0106
    @Ranjit0106 Год назад

    Lol "can you beat ten high"🤣🤣🤣

  • @daveyfadess
    @daveyfadess Год назад +3

    Me aftet smoking Salvia and watching old movies.

  • @JEFFG40
    @JEFFG40 Год назад +1

    I like the new slowed down version of the narration Works for this OMC.

  • @jackduggan8596
    @jackduggan8596 Год назад +1

    "but its spinach and we're popeyes" I felt that

  • @rockstar-ge3qf
    @rockstar-ge3qf Год назад +3

    good writing buddy. proud of you

  • @DMC1412
    @DMC1412 Год назад +3

    Best video format by far. Keep it up

  • @tonyryder5644
    @tonyryder5644 Год назад

    I love how the dialogue is from a hardened detective telling war stories

  • @THE-RED-LETTER-PROJECT
    @THE-RED-LETTER-PROJECT Год назад

    "Splitting the other man's carcass in half". I've been playing poker for a couple decades, that's the first I've heard about a side pot. Probably some Cannibal Corpse lyrics in they're somewhere.

  • @RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler
    @RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler  Год назад +4

    I WILL BE AT ROUNDERS CARD CLUB IN SAN ANTONIO NOV 19-22 FOR $1MIL MAIN EVENT BUT SICK TOURNEY SERIES ALL MONTH rounderscardclub.com

    • @PokerJeezus
      @PokerJeezus Год назад

      That's awesome! Ashley Sleeth was saying Jesse may be getting a live streamed PLO game running so I may be coming down from Austin

  • @supermanivalex1153
    @supermanivalex1153 Год назад +2

    We’re robbed of a sweat 😂

  • @thejronny
    @thejronny Год назад +1

    this is the greatest fuckin poker channel ever

  • @kainoasdad9799
    @kainoasdad9799 Год назад

    "he raises to some spanish amount" lmao

  • @yousefayoub8165
    @yousefayoub8165 Год назад

    8:30 'where I never left' had me spit out my food

  • @BetOnDrew
    @BetOnDrew Год назад +1

    Too insecure to ask how much the bet was lol. Buddy you're so funny😂

  • @AinsleyHarriott1
    @AinsleyHarriott1 Год назад +2

    You're just cool man. Absolutely love the noir commentary.

  • @jeremykropf9487
    @jeremykropf9487 6 месяцев назад

    Ever since they switched to bb ante I've been like.....why not the button. Why double hammer the bb.... I guess uragay knows what's up😊

  • @KennyMcCormick99
    @KennyMcCormick99 Год назад +2

    This video was so good & hilarious, Ryan! 😆 Loved how you switched it up like that! Thought you also played probably as best as you could but just got shit out on at the end. Next time!
    #PeoplesChamp

  • @tylerrobinson3066
    @tylerrobinson3066 Год назад +2

    i was laughing the whole time thanks man

  • @ianshirreffs5604
    @ianshirreffs5604 Год назад +1

    Ur effed in the head Ryan, but I love ur style!!! 🤣😂🤣 BTW, I liked your story on Loncars show.

  • @R-Hoffy
    @R-Hoffy Год назад +1

    ughh ohh, Ryan in detective voice again. shit boutta be............

  • @PokerJunkie83
    @PokerJunkie83 Год назад

    0:28 no one caught that?? PRESTON SPINBAUGH 😂

  • @petschy9
    @petschy9 Год назад

    You have to always do the commentary like that lmaoo

  • @kofd04
    @kofd04 Год назад

    I've never even heard of Button Ante.

  • @clintwalker3127
    @clintwalker3127 Год назад

    How crazy, that’s how I talk all the time!

  • @derekforreal7249
    @derekforreal7249 Год назад

    How did they know?
    Who told them ?
    😂😂😂 it was beefy curtains 😎

  • @jimmyjambon9206
    @jimmyjambon9206 Год назад

    The horror...the horror

  • @jvjoe4376
    @jvjoe4376 Год назад +2

    When is the Spanish version going to be released??

  • @grantmanpoker
    @grantmanpoker Год назад +2

    Depaulo finally back from the long ass break

  • @harolddecapodian2308
    @harolddecapodian2308 Год назад

    Digging this film noir vlog style my man!

  • @Tickman45
    @Tickman45 4 месяца назад +2

    FORESHADOWING

  • @zerosum6669
    @zerosum6669 Месяц назад

    Ryan, the poker noir vibe is solid. Bring it back.

  • @scummygoofball6587
    @scummygoofball6587 Год назад

    The qqxc fold to donk lead shove punt was actually kinda surprising without much thought unless its a senior

  • @mackhorwitz9756
    @mackhorwitz9756 Год назад

    Splitting the fallen man’s carcass in half lmao

  • @Archer24021
    @Archer24021 Год назад

    Im proud of you bro you started from the same borgata room im from. I use to see you.. we both from Ny. Im rooting for you bro

  • @soupersonic
    @soupersonic Год назад

    Genuinely unlucky in this one @Depaulo. I am informed by Shazam that the song that begins at 13:28 is O Jogo Virou by Greta Otto for the music lovers out there ;) xx

    • @soupersonic
      @soupersonic Год назад

      The song samples the 1931 Bert Lown's Orch. - Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone. You probably don't care but it's been annoying me for as long as I've watched this channel :)

  • @physcobuny
    @physcobuny Год назад

    i think this might be the best commentary style you've had yet

  • @julz3884
    @julz3884 Год назад +1

    They say jack King suited means your in a public place. Because if it's jack King off it's a crime 😂😂😂

  • @joelbennett4467
    @joelbennett4467 Год назад

    Excellent read on the K7 against your AK....

  • @Fevah5
    @Fevah5 Год назад

    This ni**a said “Sum Spanish Amount” 😂 You da fckn best (Drake voice)

  • @WillPage
    @WillPage Год назад

    The river 10 is how I run of late.

  • @skinovtheperineum1208
    @skinovtheperineum1208 Год назад +1

    Darkest before the dawn is an old acid phrase from the '60s burnouts who got worried when the sun refused to rise but it was just their inner timekeeper going haywire.

    • @deraykrause4517
      @deraykrause4517 Год назад

      haha it's from 1650 but I like your answer better

  • @keanmeyer7877
    @keanmeyer7877 Год назад

    Very Brad Owenish VLOG with DePaulo Flair. Nice job!

  • @ilovebrandnewcarpets
    @ilovebrandnewcarpets Год назад

    I would almost guarantee that in the QQ hand villain did not have AcKx. More than likely it’s the naked Ac or a King with no club. Because you’re being the first option it makes it a little bit trickier, but I do think that king with no club is most likely, so it’s still a fold.

  • @Ironman829
    @Ironman829 Год назад

    He doesnt deserve any applause, He called with KQ

  • @XxnickgameingxX
    @XxnickgameingxX Год назад

    Ryan upload>Christmas

  • @officialghetty
    @officialghetty Год назад

    I love the rounders like voice over lmao

  • @zekebones34
    @zekebones34 Год назад +1

    Big fan of the voiceover hand histories

  • @James-nu8tg
    @James-nu8tg Год назад

    Thanks alot Ryan for going to Uraguay without telling me. Need a vacation and this would of been perfect break😒😤😠😡🤬

  • @jeffreyhuether3182
    @jeffreyhuether3182 Год назад

    9:36 had me rolling haha

  • @carterlavelle8917
    @carterlavelle8917 Год назад

    Would’ve called with the queens and the queen of clubs. I feel like he shoved because he didn’t want to see a another club on the board for protecting his pair or he maybe had a weaker club or whatever

  • @robertribbit
    @robertribbit Год назад

    You got a Lotta ballz, son

  • @fowlerjr3983
    @fowlerjr3983 Год назад

    Damn I’m gonna have to watch LA Confidential again. Great movie. Dint remember a Colonel in it thou.
    Yes I’m F’ing with u

  • @aviakaabrahamlanger8767
    @aviakaabrahamlanger8767 Год назад

    Sounds like the dealer is well taken of ! Good show dude ! I'm in columbia with no real Spanish vocabulary ! Enjoy ?!?!

  • @brandonlarge649
    @brandonlarge649 Год назад +1

    Just a heads up Ryan. I’ve been subbed for a long while and to be completely honest I forgot all about your videos until the other day I was watching some poker highlights and saw you in one. Don’t remember the name of it and you weren’t the main character (sorry) but it made me realize that YT isn’t showing your stuff to me on my feed when you upload. Might wanna look into that. Parkour

  • @EldritchDWX
    @EldritchDWX Год назад

    Jesus, that fricking felt needs a scrub.

  • @jaminstyers5237
    @jaminstyers5237 Год назад

    effin lub your shenanigans kiddo... *NeverStopBeingAweSome

  • @retrogamingrus4668
    @retrogamingrus4668 Год назад +1

    Lmaooo Bro this is hilarious....Clint Eastwood poker

  • @BengalsOAL
    @BengalsOAL Год назад

    14:00 Tuco's dad returns for a few seconds

  • @mohammedaldosari1903
    @mohammedaldosari1903 Год назад

    Captivating Commentary!!!!!

  • @patrick_kyker
    @patrick_kyker Год назад

    I definitely think the button should put in the ante.

  • @dawnwithac
    @dawnwithac Год назад +2

    Nice run degen
    ...cue the outro 🔥💃

  • @mikewilliams3509
    @mikewilliams3509 Год назад +1

    Ugh that kk v 1010 wtf lol

  • @jdthree5799
    @jdthree5799 Год назад +1

    Thanks for including the phrase chiken$hit.

  • @jasonbarnes6568
    @jasonbarnes6568 Год назад +1

    i love how he commits to the character for only like a minute, then its a mix between regular degen and voice degen

  • @benjamincampbell2629
    @benjamincampbell2629 Год назад

    The situation I would have folded the king queen

  • @bryce7285
    @bryce7285 Год назад

    Still missing Mr Unger. Thought you had some good chances to ask for help, especially at picket queens for the all in.

  • @undergreenthunder8037
    @undergreenthunder8037 Год назад

    You showed folding AJ of spades at the end without context but I am going to assume there was some kind of action ahead of you that makes sense.

  • @Truthbomb13
    @Truthbomb13 Год назад

    If I was Lorne Michael, I'll hire Ryan tomorrow !!

  • @joed2818
    @joed2818 Год назад

    Great AK fold for 10k, even better call with the Oueens.

  • @michaelb4090
    @michaelb4090 Год назад

    I believe it's called Espanol lol fukin great 👍

  • @mikeyluk5113
    @mikeyluk5113 Год назад

    I wanted a tournament, and for my sins they gave me one……

  • @scottlauren3145
    @scottlauren3145 Год назад +1

    Kinda miss the old vlogs when you werent pro and you didnt really focus on hand history. Last few seem too serious and dare I say it, too "professional". Still a huge fan and will continue to watch every video. Twice.

  • @growthandunderstanding
    @growthandunderstanding Год назад

    I get he's your meal ticket, but the degenerate gambler I've been watching would not be calling his boss Mr. Naggy. Maybe Nags, or naggy bags.

  • @josephdecesare4885
    @josephdecesare4885 Год назад

    Intro is legendary

  • @playingwithgaming
    @playingwithgaming Год назад

    this video was fun. thanks ryan