Psycho Chef - Jerma Cooking Simulator: Pizza DLC Stream Recap

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024

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  • @ericjohnson6120
    @ericjohnson6120 3 года назад +342

    Imagine being in the pizzaria, waiting for your food, and from the kitchen, you hear, “It looks like a dead bird.”

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 3 года назад +9

      I'd absolutely eat it all without paying attention to what's on the pizza

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 3 года назад +13

      and then you see multiple pizzas thrown out of the window like discuses.

    • @way2dead4u
      @way2dead4u 2 года назад +2

      and then making direct eye contact with Jeremy in the window

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus 2 года назад +1

      WHO WANTS THE BIRD SHIT PIZZA??!!

  • @M3GAMAN100
    @M3GAMAN100 4 года назад +371

    Absolutely caked dumptruck streamer tries to make pizza, destroys kitchen in the process

  • @SpunkyMcGoo
    @SpunkyMcGoo 4 года назад +334

    2ndjerma, skye4, cheltie highlights within an hour of eachother
    now this is the life

    • @TheKiddingStar
      @TheKiddingStar 4 года назад +38

      I remember when I watched jerma in 2013 to 2012 like laughing until I was crying wishing that there was more content. Now... I'm spoiled for choice :)

    • @skye4
      @skye4 3 года назад +29

      :D

    • @halolime117
      @halolime117 3 года назад

      ew second jerma xDXDxD

    • @eddyspaghetti6211
      @eddyspaghetti6211 2 года назад +1

      It’s hard to choose between cheltie and skye, they both leave out certain parts that are good, and jerma2 only uploads specific funny moments and it’s boring

  • @canismori
    @canismori 3 года назад +86

    "Serve Pizza at the serving window."
    *Throws pizza out the wrong window*

    • @fenior
      @fenior 6 месяцев назад

      RAM pizza.

  • @cyan7244
    @cyan7244 3 года назад +57

    I'm losing it over the fact that Jerma actually thought for a second that the pizza had a health bar

  • @Iannerson
    @Iannerson 3 года назад +56

    28:30 I love that in his universe, someone got the burnt lettuce pizza and still attempted to eat it.

  • @Pan.Gaming
    @Pan.Gaming 4 года назад +235

    Thank you so much for putting that clip in, at the beginning. That was hilarious! Thanks for this video and keep up the great work!

  • @lightningpancake5
    @lightningpancake5 4 года назад +96

    thanks for adding the ass video. it really made my day

  • @TranquilityTrinity
    @TranquilityTrinity 4 года назад +63

    Holy shit, is this the floor soup guy?

  • @anuspresley
    @anuspresley 3 года назад +23

    I LOVE HOW HE JUST BREAKS INTO A BEATBOX RANDOMLY HOLY FUCK

  • @RandomTomatoSoup
    @RandomTomatoSoup 4 года назад +101

    The salami cutter is the ultimate in CBT

    • @davidh9354
      @davidh9354 3 года назад +11

      Cutting Bologna Tenuously?

  • @Tobeebuzz
    @Tobeebuzz 2 месяца назад +1

    2:18 is BAFFLING to me
    How can he be SO distracted that he’s trying to shove the already cooked pizza back in the oven ON A PLATE
    AND THEN GOES AND GRABS THE APPROPRIATE TOOL TO SHOVE THE *ALREADY COOKED PIZZA* BACK IN THE OVEN.
    He is such an interesting specimen

  • @shadowsnake94
    @shadowsnake94 4 года назад +31

    if Jerma had any italian viewers before this stream, he certainly doesn't anymore

  • @Penquinn14
    @Penquinn14 2 года назад +16

    He's right about eating at weddings though. Plus bringing mcdonalds burgers to things like that is what my aunt does, it'll be like christmas or thanksgiving or some shit like that and she'll bring in a bag of like around eight burgers and people love them because not everyone always wants to eat what all is there and its hard to go wrong with a cheeseburger from mcdonalds

  • @donjuan2001
    @donjuan2001 3 года назад +20

    The very subtly altered pictures of jerma fucking destroy me every time, especially when jerma somehow fails to immediately notice

  • @AbsoluteTravisT
    @AbsoluteTravisT 4 года назад +48

    The growth of Jerma in that he's still making bets but has the foresight to lower it than literally double or nothing.

  • @KeesekuchenLP
    @KeesekuchenLP 3 года назад +30

    friends of my parents had that mc donalds cheeseburgers as a wedding appetizer thing and it was awesome.

  • @spam3570
    @spam3570 3 года назад +64

    I was the one that made him "50% smaller", glad you managed to get a clip of it!

  • @sapphicseas0451
    @sapphicseas0451 3 года назад +29

    He jokes abt rthe cheeseburger thing, but a summer camp i went to as a kid did something similar. There was a PB&J table to the side of the cafeteria so if you didnt like or want any of the food you could go get one at will. If you were embarrassed, you could go after everyone else had left and get one since it was open at all times

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 3 года назад +12

      That's sick. Props to whoever had that idea

  • @CreativityCurve
    @CreativityCurve 2 года назад +7

    The most fucked up part of this video is that he thinks "11-12 in the afternoon" is a valid time of day

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist Год назад

      I literally saw this the moment he said it and this is for a wedding. Just wanted to know if that's a horrible time to get married or to be awake in general

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist Год назад

      Oh, 11 in the *afternoon* lmao what is wrong with this man

  • @notapplicable9243
    @notapplicable9243 4 года назад +44

    3.1 kg of cheese pizza.

  • @ambrosiaplatypus
    @ambrosiaplatypus 4 года назад +21

    I thought he was clicking the mouse over and over again before I realized it was the ingame music

  • @shmovinnn
    @shmovinnn 3 года назад +21

    i would be honored to attend jerma's chuck-e-cheese wedding

  • @bakedrigatoni1344
    @bakedrigatoni1344 3 года назад +10

    "multiple piss wounds"

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 9 месяцев назад +2

    25:38 first thing that comes to his mind is a TOOTHPASTE FACTORY and not a stadium

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 11 месяцев назад +1

    jerma throwing a fully cooked pizza through an open window is peak jerma

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman7 3 года назад +74

    -Watch Jack Clishem edits of streams
    -Jack gets hired by 2ndJerma, slows waaaay down.
    - Watch SuperDazza edits of streams
    -Dazza gets hired by 2ndJerma, will probably slow waaaay down.
    I think you're cursed to get a job now. I hope you're good with that.

    • @ssvessels8168
      @ssvessels8168 3 года назад +2

      I want job

    • @Etherman7
      @Etherman7 3 года назад +18

      @Corbin Rubero We need to organize a union and demand that Jerma hire all of chat as editors for 2ndJerma.

    • @erfaniom9576
      @erfaniom9576 3 года назад +7

      super dazza has slowed down he would do streams literally the day after and now....

    • @ElectricalSwift
      @ElectricalSwift 3 года назад

      @@erfaniom9576 yeah it sucks. Oh well.

  • @Fabian-dn6hs
    @Fabian-dn6hs 4 года назад +30

    Jerma should check wiring in his room :|

    • @BarnacleButtock
      @BarnacleButtock 4 года назад +36

      It's actually probably more than likely the PS3 fan filter being clogged af with dust.

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 3 месяца назад +1

    17:22 imagine if there actually was a Gordon ramsay raid. Like you go check out this guy's stream and as soon as you join he bursts into an impression of you

  • @tf2kamakazi
    @tf2kamakazi 3 года назад +4

    Jerma tossing the pizza out the window reminds me of all those stories of Valve beta testers

  • @Weird_Dog_
    @Weird_Dog_ 3 года назад +3

    every time he broke a plate I lost my mind just a little bit more.

  • @Senthain
    @Senthain 3 года назад +4

    This stream was so miserable, thanks for uploading.

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman7 3 года назад +12

    Ugh, I got a fingernail in my pizza from Dominos once, no lie. Some lady lost her nail and I found it in one of the worst ways possible.

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 3 года назад +1

      Was it like a cosmetic fake nail or a real organic human nail?

    • @Etherman7
      @Etherman7 3 года назад +3

      @@Reac2 Cosmetic, but it was super gross on the glue side.

  • @Hoshcof
    @Hoshcof 4 года назад +16

    I work as a Delivery Driver for Domino’s, and this was funny but painful to watch. Jeremy, please don’t make pizza.

  • @theIargedude
    @theIargedude 3 года назад +5

    wedding at chuck e. cheese = debt cleared

  • @brendonhalverson5178
    @brendonhalverson5178 3 года назад +2

    PSHYCO chef plants glass, bugs, and bird poop in unsuspecting restaurant-goers’ pizzas.

  • @melloch5302
    @melloch5302 3 года назад +8

    19:48 best noise

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 3 года назад +4

      He was forced to do something funny and he complied

  • @Camad
    @Camad 3 года назад +3

    Thanks for making these videos. They are funny and helpful since I can’t watch full streams :)

  • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
    @finalfroggitapproaches6418 3 года назад +5

    I took a big bite of salad just at 12:20 and nearly choked to death. It’s so stupid sudden and ridiculous. Just tap the plate against something and it just explodes into dust like a cartoon.
    Edit: 14:28 it happens again. I am in tears.

  • @TheHippyProductions
    @TheHippyProductions 2 года назад +2

    regular ass pepperoni pizza is absolutely the best

  • @ImGlassy
    @ImGlassy 3 года назад +3

    Actually had me crying this video 10/10

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 3 года назад +1

    there is probably some pyscho out there with a foot fetish for eating ingridients scrunched up toes

  • @AshMLP
    @AshMLP 3 года назад +1

    Lol didn’t even noticed that the first time I saw the tweet

  • @DynoPoV
    @DynoPoV 4 года назад +10

    Y’all remember Timmy thicc?

    • @twentylush
      @twentylush 3 года назад +1

      Harvard Expirament levels of thick ass

  • @tobubiify
    @tobubiify 3 года назад

    "this is a child wedding"
    That is surprisingly dark the hell

  • @runtbunt
    @runtbunt 3 года назад +3

    Jeremia's Pizzeria

  • @cooljoe494
    @cooljoe494 3 года назад +1

    Deranged streamer hosts own wedding in a toothpaste factory

  • @PoisonInc
    @PoisonInc 3 года назад +1

    I've seen less plates smashed at Greek parties.

  • @lugia8813
    @lugia8813 3 года назад

    You and skye have been amazing for content, thank you

  • @neilgardner5652
    @neilgardner5652 3 года назад

    Your pumping out edits so fast keep up the good work your actually going insane pog

  • @Bulletproof222
    @Bulletproof222 3 года назад +1

    Wait where did Vinny react to the dumptruck ass video? I *HAVE* to know!

  • @julievrhackzor
    @julievrhackzor 3 года назад +1

    Tutorial guy apology video where

  • @gibbywinkle155
    @gibbywinkle155 3 года назад +1

    Jerma has CAKE.

  • @mustardorb8867
    @mustardorb8867 3 года назад +1

    How many times did it take him to get it perfect it, my favorite video as of now

  • @yuriviolence
    @yuriviolence 3 года назад

    actual lunatic streamer

  • @luckyhibiki1914
    @luckyhibiki1914 4 года назад +2

    28:00 set off my google assistant. 0/10 stream

  • @dinonatorful
    @dinonatorful 4 года назад

    Nice edit

  • @planet_dawsey595
    @planet_dawsey595 Год назад

    Uhhh let me be clear

  • @boyboy-ru3gx
    @boyboy-ru3gx 3 года назад

    Hey you, hey you I don't like your eclown!

  • @sirehastings
    @sirehastings 4 года назад

    oh shit he's gonna do yakuza 0? pog

  • @Ash-gc3bb
    @Ash-gc3bb 3 года назад

    Jerma's based

  • @kalashniben9005
    @kalashniben9005 3 года назад +3

    I kept thinking of Pizzagate during this stream.

    • @Ash-gc3bb
      @Ash-gc3bb 3 года назад +4

      Jerma was heavily involved with pizzagate. He is an infamous adrenochrome harvester and supplier

    • @kalashniben9005
      @kalashniben9005 3 года назад +4

      @@Ash-gc3bb based. In the past couple years, he has not been able to feast on children so he now looks his age.

  • @corben2972
    @corben2972 Год назад

    no one cares bro

  • @BarnacleButtock
    @BarnacleButtock 4 года назад +1

    His original cooking sim stream was amazing

    • @BarnacleButtock
      @BarnacleButtock 4 года назад

      @The Jerma985 I meant the stream just watching the full vod

    • @skye4
      @skye4 3 года назад

      @The Jerma985 Jack Clishem did the edit for the original Cooking Simulator stream.

    • @skye4
      @skye4 3 года назад +1

      @The Jerma985 It was for 2ndJerma

  • @SchrodingerMil
    @SchrodingerMil 3 года назад

    I love that the pizza song is BLARING LOUD in the other room the entire time.