Can Google Translate FIX r/engrish?

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @RandomTypekYT
    @RandomTypekYT  6 лет назад +3748

    bad news everyone
    soon I'll have to delete quite a lot of my videos because of legal reasons
    this includes: probably all of the musical shitposts, most of the user requested MIDI videos, meme videos and some other stuff which has been copyright claimed
    the Google Translate series hopefully won't be affected
    Thank you for understanding, and go enjoy them while you still can I guess lol
    also, this is unrelated but thank you once again for over 90k subs, that's insane, I'm thinking about doing something really special for 100k :D

    • @kilrrclown
      @kilrrclown 6 лет назад +143

      Random Týpek NOOOO THEY WERE ALL SO PRECIOUS
      le cri

    • @zeecloud
      @zeecloud 6 лет назад +35

      Random Týpek rip

    • @jakubmatejkockovsky8836
      @jakubmatejkockovsky8836 6 лет назад +21

      :(

    • @totallynotkhobsessed
      @totallynotkhobsessed 6 лет назад +26

      Can't you just re-upload them different music? Plz replay

    • @RandomTypekYT
      @RandomTypekYT  6 лет назад +95

      @Nathan Ellis yes, I will edit or re-upload what I can, but for these videos where I just take a song and mess with it, that's not really possible unless I remake the whole song, which I don't think I'll be able to do lol

  • @kao71k15
    @kao71k15 6 лет назад +4673

    Alexander: Why is my name there?
    Board: *Very Alexander*
    Alexander: *_A L E X A N D E R C O N F U S E D_*

    • @pasteldemon_
      @pasteldemon_ 5 лет назад +160

      Welcome to Turkey, where only 10% of the people can actually speak English fluently {including me lmao}

    • @BlaBlabla-ip4oz
      @BlaBlabla-ip4oz 5 лет назад +14

      @@pasteldemon_ 89%*

    • @BlaBlabla-ip4oz
      @BlaBlabla-ip4oz 5 лет назад +9

      @@pasteldemon_ the place where*

    • @BlaBlabla-ip4oz
      @BlaBlabla-ip4oz 5 лет назад +6

      @@pasteldemon_ (Including me lmao)*

    • @emiragkurt8382
      @emiragkurt8382 5 лет назад +76

      @@BlaBlabla-ip4oz that's not how fixing grammar / spelling works.

  • @sammii5930
    @sammii5930 5 лет назад +1898

    alexander: cheats on wife
    wife: mad
    A L E X A N D E R C O N F U S E D

  • @busterbunny005
    @busterbunny005 4 года назад +408

    3:08 Oh yeah, welcome to Russia, where we use "horseradish" as a swear word

    • @unfadedelta2040
      @unfadedelta2040 4 года назад +53

      Хрен белый))

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 года назад +36

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 as in go horseradish yourself....

    • @tailpig6417
      @tailpig6417 3 года назад +56

      As a Russian, it'd be literally translated as "go to horseradish"

    • @doktorviktor
      @doktorviktor 3 года назад +9

      comes from хренЬ

    • @lillysshortfilms5211
      @lillysshortfilms5211 2 года назад +18

      Horseradish off

  • @internalforce
    @internalforce 5 лет назад +801

    The Three Triplets:
    Alexander
    Very Alexander
    Alexander Confused

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 4 года назад +2

      ava

    • @youareoneant
      @youareoneant 4 года назад +26

      The mother: *ALEXANDER ALEXANDER*

    • @vighneshthale9092
      @vighneshthale9092 4 года назад +2

      Alexander Alexander Alexander Alexander Alexander Alexander

    • @killerqueen3611
      @killerqueen3611 4 года назад +1

      @William Fuma more like Holy Trinity

    • @fatih9016
      @fatih9016 4 года назад +6

      fun fact : they probably used google translate to write that... So yes , Alexander Confused is a popular food here in Turkey

  • @Snow417
    @Snow417 5 лет назад +700

    Chinese : Love life and stay away from drugs
    Engrish: Live life to D R U G S

  • @rainbowosprey1619
    @rainbowosprey1619 4 года назад +641

    As a Chinese person this is hilarious.

    • @DestinySeeks
      @DestinySeeks 4 года назад +52

      As a Chinese person this is also kinda painful

    • @MusicSounds
      @MusicSounds 4 года назад +34

      As someone who understands Chinese this is still very painful, but amusing

    • @victoryjamz
      @victoryjamz 4 года назад

      As a canadian i concur

    • @shadowl7889
      @shadowl7889 4 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @LittleWhole
      @LittleWhole 4 года назад

      I'm in the same boat xD

  • @johnharris8744
    @johnharris8744 5 лет назад +1360

    Teacher: ok Alexander what’s 1+1
    Alexander : *A L E X A N D E R C O N F U S E D*

  • @Tobeebuzz
    @Tobeebuzz 5 лет назад +1198

    Better not affect that *WHALE ACCURACY.*

  • @Fedrone
    @Fedrone 5 лет назад +288

    Nobody in the entire universe: ~
    Me on my way to affect the accuracy of the whale:
    🐋 💠 ⬅️⬅️⬅️ 🏃🏼

  • @KaanSepticher
    @KaanSepticher 5 лет назад +1183

    "Alexander confused" i love the creativety of my ppl.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 года назад +50

      So apparently Iskender (the Turkish version of the name Alexander) is a type of meat kebab... so the others were "lots of Iskender" and "mixed Iskender"?

    • @eren7350
      @eren7350 4 года назад +26

      @@japanpanda2179 the second one wasnt lots of iskender but it is close, it was iskender with extra meat

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 года назад +4

      @Komrade Egg Don't forget the tomato sauce-drenched meat. The main part of Iskender.

    • @emojee6289
      @emojee6289 4 года назад +6

      Iskenderin kafasi karisti 😂😂😂😂

    • @KaanSepticher
      @KaanSepticher 4 года назад

      @@japanpanda2179 yup, mixed meaning with other stuff

  • @Hauke347
    @Hauke347 5 лет назад +485

    1:52 I know Chinese and the translate should be: This item is flammable. Please keep it away from high temperature in order to avoid danger and affecting the accurancy of the measurer

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 5 лет назад +95

      whale*

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 4 года назад +34

      It because for some reason they always translate one word at a time.
      (I noticed because some of the translation are other definition of the word)

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 года назад +2

      Thank you

    • @stefansolciansky7302
      @stefansolciansky7302 4 года назад +15

      didnt u mean the *w h a l e*

    • @greengreen110
      @greengreen110 4 года назад +3

      *11lbs

  • @snailuka
    @snailuka 5 лет назад +72

    Aaron Burr: *shoots Alexander Hamilton*
    Alexander Hamilton: *ALEXANDER CONFUSED*

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 года назад

      Ummm, butt not just Alexander is confusedddddddddd

  • @Raquesis
    @Raquesis 6 лет назад +581

    *_Alexander confused_*

  • @asperRader
    @asperRader 6 лет назад +2017

    so wait
    google translate _actually translates?_

  • @fishbucket8607
    @fishbucket8607 4 года назад +71

    0:50 it is actually pork, but we dont phrase it that way in Chinese. Just imagine going to a restaurant and ask for " CAN I GET SOME PORK BUTT?"

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 5 лет назад +820

    Don’t you just hate it when you need to take high temperatures just to stop it affecting the accuracy of the whale

    • @glocky9134
      @glocky9134 5 лет назад +29

      I KNOW RIGHT?

    • @KitKat-si9wy
      @KitKat-si9wy 5 лет назад +6

      Omg you are so right!

    • @anonymizationoverload9831
      @anonymizationoverload9831 5 лет назад +3

      Yes, le sad face

    • @kemomusic5311
      @kemomusic5311 5 лет назад +4

      斗殴那天有u哈特IT我很啊了小三的人isconfused

    • @eggboi4517
      @eggboi4517 5 лет назад +13

      Ryaquaza 1
      Don’t you hate it when you have to pass the high temperature just to avoid danger and affect the chair

  • @GuyNamedBarry
    @GuyNamedBarry 5 лет назад +1233

    I lost it at *_E X P L O S I V E D O G_*

  • @johndoent1
    @johndoent1 4 года назад +100

    I speak the language at 2:22. Some of you may have hear of the dish "döner/doner", it's literal meaning is "rotates". It is called so because the meat rotates as it cooks so all sides of it can be cooked equally. "Porsiyon Döner" means one serving of döner. "Pilav üstü" is pretty much "over rice" as in they put cooked beans, chickpeas or meat on top of cooked rice.
    İskender is the Turkish spelling for the name Alexander. For example, Alexander the Great is called "Büyük İskender". İskender in this context is a delicious meat dish that was invented by a guy named Alexander, so he named it after himself. "Eti Bol İskender" means İskender with extra meat. "Karışık İskender" means "mixed iskender", they put both beef and chicken in it, hence "mixed". "Confused" is "kafası karışık" in Turkish (mixed/messy state of mind, basically) so Alexander became very confused.
    Glad to see y'all are getting a laugh out of it lol

    • @jinxmybeloved6930
      @jinxmybeloved6930 4 года назад +6

      eti bol iskenderin ikinci çevirisi daha da kötü
      *ABUNDANT*

    • @officialSgtPepperArc360
      @officialSgtPepperArc360 3 года назад +4

      Either way, the menu is so weird in my opinion!

    • @luvssmau
      @luvssmau 3 года назад +5

      Google Translate 2021:
      porsiyon döner
      pilav üstü
      iskender
      eti bol iskender
      karışık iskender
      serving doner
      over rice
      Iskender
      meaty Iskender
      Mixed Iskender

    • @luvssmau
      @luvssmau 3 года назад +3

      Wow elgoog translate is almost accurate now

    • @davepackard3919
      @davepackard3919 Год назад

      💠

  • @MinerGlitch25
    @MinerGlitch25 5 лет назад +784

    roses are ran
    violets are blan
    traffic lan for defromed man
    edit: 632 likes haha
    edit 2: why did I flex my likes

    • @kemomusic5311
      @kemomusic5311 5 лет назад +19

      nice one

    • @sillygrilly
      @sillygrilly 5 лет назад +12

      A real legend

    • @user-bm8yp8pl7z
      @user-bm8yp8pl7z 5 лет назад +5

      Legendary

    • @jadebayoba7073
      @jadebayoba7073 5 лет назад +6

      Thats very Alexander for Lasasasasawasassasasaaasasassasasaawasawwwsasaswsaswaswqawasw

    • @mewxtherealitygod4706
      @mewxtherealitygod4706 5 лет назад +3

      @@jadebayoba7073 lasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasa

  • @nathanv5518
    @nathanv5518 5 лет назад +711

    Actually, the Pork Butt one was pretty correct. A pork butt is the shoulder and is used for roasts.

    • @comicsansgreenkirby
      @comicsansgreenkirby 4 года назад +27

      🅱🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰

    • @cybersilver5816
      @cybersilver5816 4 года назад +11

      Yup, I was about to comment that myself

    • @cybersilver5816
      @cybersilver5816 4 года назад +29

      @@Shane-re4ki makes since. After all, two out of four of the pig's shoulders are at the rear.

    • @objectionablycurious
      @objectionablycurious 4 года назад +4

      @@cybersilver5816 ​@UCerxVhQ8DML44zSOBD6Pycg​
      The pork butt is a cut exclusive to the front limbs.

    • @officialSgtPepperArc360
      @officialSgtPepperArc360 4 года назад +6

      Blame the redditor.

  • @hrize
    @hrize 5 лет назад +86

    When your full name is Alexander:
    * CONFUSED ALEXANDER NOISES *

  • @lorenzzo4695
    @lorenzzo4695 6 лет назад +368

    Be careful
    Of the T R U T H
    Edit: the likes are your head

    • @kyutora1024
      @kyutora1024 6 лет назад +10

      "Ouch, the truth hurts!"

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 6 лет назад +4

      *aftertaste ginger cake intensifies*

    • @whyamihere3481
      @whyamihere3481 6 лет назад +3

      Be careful with falling rocks

  • @ereince
    @ereince 6 лет назад +877

    ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴬᶜᴴᴵᴺᴱ ᴰᴼᴱˢ
    ᴺᴼᵀ ˢᴱᴱᴹ ᵀᴼ ᴿᴱˢᵀ

  • @chwong9256
    @chwong9256 4 года назад +38

    2:17 is correct.
    Because it’s two sentences.
    “Lit the passion of the game.
    We are high客”. 客 is pronounced like ‘Kerr’, so I think HyperX wants to give buyers a feeling of ‘hacker’

    • @avoprim5028
      @avoprim5028 3 года назад +1

      Kingston: Sorry, unfortunate bad translations from our native Chinese.

  • @onboho
    @onboho 6 лет назад +238

    "affecting the accuracy of the whale"
    *whale rotates unstably in water*

  • @sacredyveltal4688
    @sacredyveltal4688 6 лет назад +925

    >Alexander
    >Alexander is Very Alexander
    >Alexander is Confused
    >Alexander hurts himself in his confusion
    >Alexander fainted
    Edit: Thank you for the heart! I love your videos :D

    • @KairoZai8538
      @KairoZai8538 6 лет назад +18

      Pokemon?●︿●●︿●

    • @sacredyveltal4688
      @sacredyveltal4688 6 лет назад +6

      @@KairoZai8538 Correct!

    • @AlexanderBrior
      @AlexanderBrior 6 лет назад +13

      Yes. Alexander is very confused.

    • @Chorsanoidka
      @Chorsanoidka 6 лет назад +4

      look for W3B1 videos, there are lots of Alexander, really

    • @Fogolol
      @Fogolol 6 лет назад

      seriously? im dying inside but i will like your comment anyways

  • @DestinySeeks
    @DestinySeeks 4 года назад +40

    0:33 The thing that needs to be explained first is the dim sum itself. 流沙包 is basically a bun with a flowing custard core(there are other variations of fillings, but it’s always flowing, hence the name 流沙/quicksand). They’re better off being called quicksand buns than sandbags. They’re pretty nice.
    The thing with this dim sum is that it’s often a good deal hotter than other buns, and with an ample filling of very hot custard, it is possible that some of the custard could spill out in ways you don’t want them to, hence the 小心食/eat carefully.
    Another thing of note is that 小心食 is Cantonese, and not Mandarin, and I’m Cantonese a lot of the letters are swapped out for more slang, so it can be confusing for people who have only learned Mandarin.

  • @mei8837
    @mei8837 5 лет назад +278

    This is turkish language , its really funny because
    "İskender" means meat and it translated into "alexander" , "very alexander"
    Lmao

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 года назад +10

      So what do the 4th and 5th ones actually mean? Something like "lots of meat kebabs" and "mixed meat kebabs".

    • @scythal
      @scythal 4 года назад +14

      Imagine having a name that sounds like meat in your language

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 года назад +3

      @@amirsabbag9005 So then what do the other 2 really mean?

    • @kaibeattie2230
      @kaibeattie2230 4 года назад +7

      Alexander's MEAT

    • @ukedii
      @ukedii 4 года назад +14

      @@japanpanda2179 first one is iskender,
      Second one is iskender with meat
      Third one is mixed iskender

  • @jooscyy.3203
    @jooscyy.3203 5 лет назад +294

    ALEXANDER CONFUSED
    me too, buddy. me too..

    • @junebug7484
      @junebug7484 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @heyitsj578
      @heyitsj578 4 года назад

      Same

    • @mr.walter6973
      @mr.walter6973 4 года назад +2

      Imagine a *Alexander* seeing this video and being confused such as *Alexander confused*

  • @notsosaltygaming4561
    @notsosaltygaming4561 4 года назад +43

    nobody:
    basically every mechanical SCP: 3:16

  • @oatmealtheecat8188
    @oatmealtheecat8188 5 лет назад +531

    He protecc
    He atacc
    But most importantly
    SWEET SOUR P O R K B U T T

  • @RandomPerson-vn6sc
    @RandomPerson-vn6sc 6 лет назад +337

    We need this
    r/googletranslated

  • @cjprojects7975
    @cjprojects7975 4 года назад +11

    Grant Goodeve, voice of the Engineer in TF2, is given credits on IMDb for this video, solely because the "nope" sound effect is his voice.

  • @nomveii5355
    @nomveii5355 5 лет назад +255

    what if you
    wanted to go to heaven
    but god said
    *A l e x a n d e r C o n f u s e d*

    • @vonavy
      @vonavy 5 лет назад +15

      God said
      TrAfFiC lAn FoR dEfRoMeD mAn...

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 года назад +8

      @@vonavy wtf is a defromed man?? How does one become fromed in the first place?? Watching these videos makes me feel like
      I fell
      down
      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      .rabbbbbbbiitttttttttt
      hOle...

    • @tweer64
      @tweer64 3 года назад +6

      My name is Alexander Confused and there’s a millionaire things I’m confused about.

    • @roofogato
      @roofogato 3 года назад

      @@tweer64 bit just you wait, just youuuu wait

  • @fennicfox3aj193
    @fennicfox3aj193 5 лет назад +183

    I died at ‘we are high’ and the Alexander ones, ‘Alexander confused’ was my absolute favourite!😆 😂

  • @Cola_Sprite
    @Cola_Sprite 4 года назад +12

    Alexander: gives grade to mom
    Mom: grab belt
    *A L E X A N D E R confused*

  • @corinth9140
    @corinth9140 6 лет назад +200

    Imagine someone saying ''I want an alexander confused/very alexander'' to the cashier who is also called alexander

    • @artemetra3262
      @artemetra3262 6 лет назад +27

      Mehmet Erkan Aktürk *_I WANT A V E R Y A L E X A N D E R_*

    • @sophiamalcolm2119
      @sophiamalcolm2119 6 лет назад +24

      I can just imagine a slaughter house of Alexanders and they just serve the same person but they just cloned him like 15 million times and they just serve the clones (the real alexander is safe but he is *very confused*)

    • @vinny9868
      @vinny9868 6 лет назад +3

      Mehmet Erkan Aktürk
      Very normal in Turkey

    • @novvain495
      @novvain495 6 лет назад +10

      If that person is called Alexander, it will be like
      -I want a *very Alexander*
      -*ALEXANDER CONFUSED*

  • @helloworld9764
    @helloworld9764 6 лет назад +287

    *I can't find on Google but it's delicious*
    Edit: Forgot to said thank you for the heart, also thank you for 100+ likes love ya guys ;)

    • @kiwiEverything
      @kiwiEverything 6 лет назад +2

      Hello Animee r/theyknew

    • @NxVernxual
      @NxVernxual 6 лет назад +3

      Someone wrote that while he was trying to translate it

    • @G2000TEK
      @G2000TEK 6 лет назад +1

      Hello fellow weeb! :]

    • @michaeldowns8176
      @michaeldowns8176 6 лет назад +1

      How is google delicious ever taste it? Doubt it XD

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 6 лет назад +2

      *fried water l o t u s*

  • @lukelcs8934
    @lukelcs8934 4 года назад +10

    I literally had to stop watching for a moment just to laugh, seriously, I don't know why, but
    this stuff get's me laughing like crazy, I love it!

  • @1438wei
    @1438wei 6 лет назад +343

    Idk if anyone will see this but wasting time typing facts and get ignored is my talent.
    I'm Chinese and I'm here to explain some translation that didn't work.
    0:36 "流沙包" is "Salted Egg yolk custard bun". It's a bun with smooth quicksand-like egg yolk, which is why it's named “流沙” (quicksand). So the translation should be "Be careful while eating egg yolk custard bun"
    0:47 Almost correct, it's "Sour sweet plum pork", since it does have pork in it.
    2:14 that's not their English translation of the above text. There is still a "客" behind it. "We Are High 客" supposed to mean " We are high ker (it sounds similar to hacker.) It means that can bring up the joy while they're fighting with other game team.
    And last but not least, 2:44. It's a dog that was trained to find out explosive. So no worries that boi won't explode

    • @DeeCross
      @DeeCross 6 лет назад +37

      Well, the boi might explode if the bomb squad fail their jobs…

    • @qwargly
      @qwargly 6 лет назад +6

      "It means that can bring up the joy while they're fighting with other game team"
      I dont understand this sentence could you please explain.

    • @1438wei
      @1438wei 6 лет назад +19

      @@qwargly They are a game team. The slogan was to say that they can bring the hype to the crowd while playing with other team.
      Forgive me if I didn't explain it clearly at the first place. English wasn't my first language.

    • @qwargly
      @qwargly 6 лет назад +3

      @@1438wei Oh OK now I understand.

    • @QuesQuestion
      @QuesQuestion 5 лет назад +1

      scorpio tiehxingwei I speak the same thing but I can’t read it only say it

  • @desynced3692
    @desynced3692 6 лет назад +229

    BTW pork butt is an actual food in China lol

    • @drewmackey3789
      @drewmackey3789 6 лет назад +5

      but it’s not actually the butt, it’s like the side

    • @littleaftns4200
      @littleaftns4200 6 лет назад +10

      PORK BUTT IS A PIGS F*** SHOULDER

    • @nikooo1794
      @nikooo1794 6 лет назад +17

      Everything is food when you're in China

    • @12KTOYOTA
      @12KTOYOTA 6 лет назад +3

      DISGUSTANG

    • @genericaudio5099
      @genericaudio5099 6 лет назад +8

      @@12KTOYOTA human eats ass so idk how is this disgusting

  • @sloppyjoe29
    @sloppyjoe29 4 года назад +9

    Alexander kinda confused, but he got the spirit

  • @IAmSkystrike
    @IAmSkystrike 6 лет назад +542

    *_Very Alexander_*

  • @bingbong6176
    @bingbong6176 4 года назад +25

    1:41 test questions do be like this

    • @aidaaliten8817
      @aidaaliten8817 2 года назад

      🔬 ❔ 💖 👉

    • @AirinMu
      @AirinMu 7 месяцев назад +1

      1:47 THE ACURACY OF T H E W H A L E

  • @astronights
    @astronights 5 лет назад +121

    Hamilton Act 1: Alexander
    Hamilton First Half of Act 2: Very Alexander
    Hamilton Second Half of Act 2: Confused Alexander

    • @AriTheMothQueen
      @AriTheMothQueen 4 года назад

      I was waiting for someone to do a hamilton thing!

    • @jakubpociecha8819
      @jakubpociecha8819 4 года назад +1

      Ah,yes
      The Valve way of counting

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 года назад

      This really be a very Alexander moment

  • @Mr.Komodo
    @Mr.Komodo 6 лет назад +407

    I'm Turkish, so i'd like to give some context to those döner and iskender (alexander) ones:
    The food “döner” takes its name from the way its made, as it turns around on a vertical stick with fire on the side. So “döner” actually does mean “turns”, and it also means “returns”, because similar words.
    With “iskender”, the Turkish version of the name of “Alexander the Great” is “Büyük İskender”, so it's understandable why there was confusion. I don't know where the name of the food actually comes from, though.
    “Eti bol iskender” translates to “iskender with plenty of meat” and “karışık iskender” is iskender with its ingredients mixed, as “karışık” means “mixed”.
    “Kafası karışık” is sort of an idiom for the word “confused” and that's why it said “Alexander Confused”.

    • @herhangibirkisi6263
      @herhangibirkisi6263 6 лет назад +11

      Sen de buradasın hm? :D

    • @pitaya4151
      @pitaya4151 6 лет назад +8

      I'm Bulgarian but the döner is the best way I like my meat to be made. Seriously, it's delicious as hell.

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 6 лет назад +28

      Alexander confused

    • @khaenriya
      @khaenriya 6 лет назад +5

      Üşenmedin mi oha

    • @Orange04440
      @Orange04440 6 лет назад +5

      Omg tarif verdin adam yapar şimdi :D

  • @southcarolinianentertainment
    @southcarolinianentertainment 2 года назад +1

    This guy is INSANELY underrated! Love your Google Translate videos!

  • @ningom4531
    @ningom4531 6 лет назад +117

    Don’t you just love these sandbags

    • @leonader9465
      @leonader9465 6 лет назад +9

      be careful of eating them.

    • @kiwiEverything
      @kiwiEverything 6 лет назад +5

      V e r y c r u n c h y

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 5 лет назад

      It's even more delicious then *_the sweet sour plums_*

  • @zeldachocobo
    @zeldachocobo 5 лет назад +106

    I peed myself because of
    VERY ALEXANDER

    • @nomnomxddd8157
      @nomnomxddd8157 5 лет назад +3

      İskender is just meat with yoghurt and "Bol etli İskender" is İskender with more meat so *very Alexander* is enough for me

    • @k.umquat8604
      @k.umquat8604 5 лет назад +1

      @@nomnomxddd8157 Iskender also has pide bread in it though.

    • @StarzzDrak
      @StarzzDrak 5 лет назад

      then wait for the confused one

  • @DJTechYT
    @DJTechYT 4 года назад +9

    1:46 as a Chinese I know it’s supposed to be “affecting the accuracy of the scale”.

  • @rockyvids
    @rockyvids 5 лет назад +146

    a l e x a n d e r
    every hamilton fan in existence:
    *R E V U P T H O S E F R Y E R S*

    • @tweektweak2145
      @tweektweak2145 5 лет назад +4

      Just you wait... Just you wait!

    • @Me-io3wg
      @Me-io3wg 5 лет назад +1

      "revup those fryers"

    • @k.umquat8604
      @k.umquat8604 5 лет назад

      I actually ate Iskender yesterday.

    • @AriTheMothQueen
      @AriTheMothQueen 4 года назад

      @@k.umquat8604 you mean meat, right?

  • @class-dpersonnel4089
    @class-dpersonnel4089 6 лет назад +72

    "Explosive dog" *poor boi* x,D

  • @FayePhoenix13
    @FayePhoenix13 4 года назад +15

    2:28 that whole section is Hamilton in a nutshell

    • @hana___satsumi
      @hana___satsumi 2 месяца назад

      HAMILTON MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @arisu4146
    @arisu4146 5 лет назад +65

    Nobody:
    Sign: Be CaReFuL oF tHe TrUtH

  • @원흥익
    @원흥익 5 лет назад +122

    U can see '客' next to the word 'high' , '客' means customer , so that means 'We are customers with high level'. That sentence just not related with 'lit the passion of the game' one.

    • @Emm1lyn
      @Emm1lyn 4 года назад +7

      We are high costumers, xD

    • @officialSgtPepperArc360
      @officialSgtPepperArc360 4 года назад

      We are high-quality? I dunno.

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball 3 года назад +2

      HyperX RAM lits the passion of the game.

    • @MihaelGeng
      @MihaelGeng 3 года назад +9

      Lol this explanation from non-Chinese was so wrong. You see, "high客" sounds similar to "骇(hài)客", which means "hacker". Get it? Gamers, hackers, same group of people. Typical stereotype. Or it's just bad advertising.

    • @fandroid6491
      @fandroid6491 Год назад

      @@MihaelGeng We are ⓗⓘⓖⓗ ⓚⓔ

  • @decalcomanie123
    @decalcomanie123 4 года назад +12

    For the one at 0:33, actually 流沙包 means lava bun, but 小心食 roughly translates to "be careful eating" which doesn't make much sense as a dish name to begin with.

    • @decalcomanie123
      @decalcomanie123 2 года назад +2

      @Idk Oh. I think you're right. I don't know how I didn't think of that

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt Год назад +1

      Those are buns filled with hot liquid custard, so if you bite carelessly it might spill out and burn you.

    • @dolfyrantsparodies608
      @dolfyrantsparodies608 11 месяцев назад +1

      ”小心” could also mean "little heart", so small heart shaped lava bun is a possibility?

  • @junjulychannel
    @junjulychannel 5 лет назад +96

    0:49 The pork butt is very funny but Unfortunately It is not SWEET sour plum its Sweet and sour pork (meat)

    • @SacredFaerie
      @SacredFaerie 5 лет назад +27

      While pork butt is the name of a pig’s shoulder meat, it’d be called 猪肩肉. The Chinese there literally says end-meat which refers to meat around an animal’s butt, which for a pig would be ham.

    • @officialSgtPepperArc360
      @officialSgtPepperArc360 3 года назад +5

      @@SacredFaerie So the question is:
      *WHY!!!!!!!*
      ...did we see the word *"PLUM"* in the translation?!
      Seriously, though.

    • @SacredFaerie
      @SacredFaerie 3 года назад +4

      @@officialSgtPepperArc360 Because sweet and sour... I guess?

    • @AridChannelOfficialSG
      @AridChannelOfficialSG 3 года назад +4

      @@officialSgtPepperArc360 不知道, idk

    • @BBOFFICIAL777
      @BBOFFICIAL777 Год назад

      @@SacredFaerie So, does it translate to sweet and sour ham?

  • @anden4518
    @anden4518 6 лет назад +93

    This video is very Alexander.

    • @LukasRedd
      @LukasRedd 5 лет назад +17

      *Alexander Confused*

    • @princsss00
      @princsss00 5 лет назад +9

      *VERY ALEXANDER*

    • @KyrusR
      @KyrusR 5 лет назад +8

      *_V E R Y A L E X A N D E R V E R Y C O N F U S E D_*

    • @pasteldemon_
      @pasteldemon_ 5 лет назад +4

      I'm disappointed with my country for real now

    • @BlaBlabla-ip4oz
      @BlaBlabla-ip4oz 5 лет назад +4

      *Alexander Confused*

  • @0_dearghealach_083
    @0_dearghealach_083 3 года назад +4

    Hearing the Mario scream after "Sweet Sour Pork Butt" cracks me up every damn time

  • @mr.pik4chu898
    @mr.pik4chu898 6 лет назад +65

    I’m so very alexander

    • @oriewa
      @oriewa 5 лет назад +1

      Pik4chuMr. And I'm so very Turkish

  • @hambelperhurger4547
    @hambelperhurger4547 5 лет назад +37

    (Alexander Hamilton rises from grave and sees sign with his name on it)
    *ALEXANDER CONFUSED*
    I wish I knew an appropriate Hamilton song to reference :`(

  • @tylern6420
    @tylern6420 5 лет назад +12

    1:31 *AFFECT THE ACCURACY OF 11 LBS. INTENSIFIES*

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 5 лет назад +4

      1:41 {PLOT TWIST!} *AFFECT THE ACCURACY OF THE WHALE INTENSIFIES*

    • @dolfyrantsparodies608
      @dolfyrantsparodies608 11 месяцев назад

      Real translation: This product is flammable, avoid high temperatures quickly to avoid potential danger and diminish the accuracy (of the product)

  • @LampNTable
    @LampNTable 5 лет назад +44

    2:34 when alexander the great finds a place not called Alexandria

  • @KptKosmit91
    @KptKosmit91 6 лет назад +92

    *accuracy of the w h a l e*

  • @darkemperorfinn
    @darkemperorfinn 4 года назад +4

    "The machine does not seem that rest"
    -My family after finding me still awake at 6 in the morning

  • @thepainperson5230
    @thepainperson5230 6 лет назад +92

    *I can't find on Google but it's delicious*
    Did they even tried

  • @timtam.
    @timtam. 6 лет назад +68

    Alexander Hamilton
    My name is Alexander Hamilton
    Alexander is very Alexander

    • @soup4720
      @soup4720 6 лет назад +7

      Lily does art sometimes every time I hear Alexander now my mind just automatically goes to Alexander hamilton

    • @timtam.
      @timtam. 6 лет назад +5

      @@soup4720 me too

    • @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer6843
      @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer6843 6 лет назад +8

      *ALEXENDER IS CONFUSED*

    • @largebaguette1123
      @largebaguette1123 6 лет назад +6

      I have found my kind

    • @Goldstarri
      @Goldstarri 6 лет назад +1

      Miriam The Cat, Samee

  • @MazeOfMyDesign
    @MazeOfMyDesign 4 года назад +5

    When angelica comes back from London but isn't here for you: *A L E X A N D E R C O N F U S E D*

  • @tinycatz6456
    @tinycatz6456 5 лет назад +29

    Eliza: ALEXANDER DID YOU KNOOOW?
    Alexander: *_Alexander Confused_*

    • @TorutheRedFox
      @TorutheRedFox 5 лет назад +8

      now this comment is Very Alexander

  • @AtkataffTheAlpha
    @AtkataffTheAlpha 6 лет назад +71

    You killed me again! I'm dead laughing! "Alexander, very Alexander, Alexander confused" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @folklore_50
    @folklore_50 2 года назад +3

    *"Alexander Confused"* just had me dying 🤣

  • @breezza_time
    @breezza_time 6 лет назад +87

    *A L E X A N D E R C O N F U S E D*

    • @IwanJames
      @IwanJames 5 лет назад +4

      *A L E X A N D E R*

    • @sherlqki5900
      @sherlqki5900 5 лет назад +1

      V E R Y C O N F U S E D A L E X A N D A R

    • @Me-io3wg
      @Me-io3wg 5 лет назад

      j u S T Y O U WA A A A A I T

  • @_alex_1097
    @_alex_1097 6 лет назад +188

    2:35 When your name is Alexander

  • @imgonnaresetmyprogress5248
    @imgonnaresetmyprogress5248 5 лет назад +54

    “S W E E T S O U R. P O R K B U T”
    Mario: MAAAA-

  • @moomoobeef2173
    @moomoobeef2173 6 лет назад +62

    *AVOID IMPACTING THE ACCURACY OF THE W H A L E*

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 6 лет назад +5

      *W H A T*

    • @tankianfan9000
      @tankianfan9000 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah I noticed lol

    • @suvhur
      @suvhur 5 лет назад +4

      Alexander Confused

    • @mrkrakengod3235
      @mrkrakengod3235 5 лет назад +1

      This comment is *VERY ALEXANDER*

    • @kemomusic5311
      @kemomusic5311 5 лет назад

      🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

  • @attica712
    @attica712 4 года назад +5

    Fun fact: Pork butt is indeed called the “plum blossoms” region in Mandarin and is quite tender.

  • @nexmus2366
    @nexmus2366 6 лет назад +106

    *BEGET*

    • @sploog
      @sploog 6 лет назад

      do i know you?

    • @Sednas
      @Sednas 6 лет назад

      @@sploog probably his profile picture

    • @procommentr
      @procommentr 6 лет назад

      *BEGET THAT*

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 6 лет назад

      *b a g e t*

  • @cinnastag
    @cinnastag 4 года назад +3

    English: "Bomb sniffing dog"
    Engrish: "Explosive Dog"

  • @123cityperson
    @123cityperson 5 лет назад +59

    Traffic lan for DEFORMED MAN

  • @somerandomguy4974
    @somerandomguy4974 6 лет назад +32

    Automat nie wydaje reszty.
    THE MACHINE DO NOT SEEM TO REST

  • @Lazarus7000
    @Lazarus7000 4 года назад +2

    I've seen the Russian for "Machine does not give change" translated as "Automat does not surrender". I think "Not one step backwards, comrade automat!"

  • @cookii8588
    @cookii8588 5 лет назад +13

    Eliza: WHO DID THIS ALEXANDER DID YOU KNOW!?
    Alexander: ALEXANDER CONFUSED

  • @20thcenturydenzel
    @20thcenturydenzel 5 лет назад +45

    0:48 I almost died of laughter of that, because of Mario screaming! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pro5079
    @pro5079 Год назад +2

    2:15 WE are HIGH客 actually stands for we are hacker
    客 stands for ker

  • @SacredFaerie
    @SacredFaerie 5 лет назад +42

    With the sandbag one, even I can’t tell what the hell they’re saying at the start. Seems they were trying to mix Dimsum and the term for snack and basically wrote “Careful food”. The ending is green (bean) paste bun.
    Pork Butt is correct. Well there’s specifically the term Ham in English so it should be Sweet and Sour Ham I guess.
    We Are High is not a translation. That’s a single Chinese sentence where they say an English phrase. “We are high” is said gaming passion, that or the way to ignite the passion.
    The first word before explosion is Search. So explosives searching dog.

    • @Eusong
      @Eusong 4 года назад +6

      Ok so it was a bomb squad dog and not a dog with explosive diarrhea. Got it xD

    • @DestinySeeks
      @DestinySeeks 4 года назад +9

      About the dim sum one, the thing that needs to be explained first is the dim sum itself. 流沙包 is basically a bun with a flowing custard core(there are other variations of fillings, but it’s always flowing, hence the name 流沙/quicksand) so they are better off being called quicksand buns than sandbags. They’re pretty nice.
      The thing with this dim sum is that it’s often a good deal hotter than other buns, and with an ample filling of very hot custard, it is possible that some of the custard could spill out in ways you don’t want them to, hence the 小心食/eat carefully.
      Another thing of note is that 小心食 is Cantonese, and not Mandarin, and I’m Cantonese a lot of the letters are swapped out for more slang, so it can be confusing for people who have only learned Mandarin.

    • @luvssmau
      @luvssmau 3 года назад

      @@DestinySeeks Can you explain 魂牵豆腐?

    • @DestinySeeks
      @DestinySeeks 3 года назад +2

      KittyCat McCute
      魂: Soul 牽: Leashing 豆腐: Tofu

    • @moon3410
      @moon3410 2 года назад

      @@DestinySeeks but thats on a menu?? i dont see why they'll literally tell u to be careful in the name of the food, im more with the dimsum mix-up

  • @fernandocontreras4981
    @fernandocontreras4981 6 лет назад +38

    *Alexander Confused*

    • @JerichoUno
      @JerichoUno 6 лет назад +5

      *Very Alexander*

    • @Lanceydude
      @Lanceydude 6 лет назад

      How do you make the text of your comment like that?

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 6 лет назад +1

      @Mesut Bektaş why be such a dick he (or she I won't. Judge) just wanted to know

  • @Zdfzrfdsfj
    @Zdfzrfdsfj 4 года назад +2

    0:00 “love life stay away from drugs”
    Google translate:-*LIVE LIFE TO DRUGS*-

  • @kilbonrobert
    @kilbonrobert 5 лет назад +18

    r/engrish makes you laugh
    Alexander is CONFUSED

  • @Master_48
    @Master_48 5 лет назад +30

    2:22 yeah, this Is an classic joke in my Country.

  • @alexandersotomurillo5795
    @alexandersotomurillo5795 2 года назад +2

    As an Alexander, I can say, I was confused.

  • @HermosaMimin
    @HermosaMimin 5 лет назад +11

    Alexander
    Is
    VERY Alexander
    ALEXANDER (is) CONFUSED!!!!!

  • @armybirb1725
    @armybirb1725 5 лет назад +10

    This made me cry of laughter. Your edits make it even funnier. God bless all the Asians who tried to translate their language to English and didn't know what the English version meant. You tried your hardest and that's all that matters.

  • @1Lemon
    @1Lemon 4 года назад +2

    *ALEXANDER CONFUSED*
    I swear im crying right now tears are going down my face that was so funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @username-be9se
    @username-be9se 6 лет назад +48

    *Explosive Dog*

  • @grahamishaq2419
    @grahamishaq2419 5 лет назад +21

    E X P LO SI ON DOG
    also CONFUSED ALEXANDER

  • @shikikunt
    @shikikunt 4 года назад +13

    2:58 SHIZAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @A_Dog_Named_Vox
    @A_Dog_Named_Vox 5 лет назад +14

    Here's an explanation about "We are high" (Actually it is "We are high 客", with a Chinese character meaning "guest")
    It actually isn't the translation to the Chinese sentence above it but is an individual sentence, where "High 客" is the name of a gaming club
    From the upper right corner, you can see some Chinese sentences which mean "Welcome to the club"

  • @sabrinaspaccarotella9028
    @sabrinaspaccarotella9028 5 лет назад +49

    Alexander: cheats on wife
    Wife: finds out
    Also wife: dosen't get mad
    Alexander: *A l e x a n d e r c o n f u s e d*

  • @harukafan69420
    @harukafan69420 3 года назад +1

    "the machine does not seem to rest"
    *maybe i am machine*