@@cherylstevens9370 There's barbecue places all around the cities in South Carolina, but you want good barbecue, you find a man like him on a side road in a small town here. Many don't have even a restaurant, just on the roadside. Many times it's so good, you'll want to slap your mama.
As someone who has seen a Ton of Movies and Played a lot of Battlefield and Call Of Duty, I also felt the way he Described it was Insanely Accurate! 😂😂😂
This guy should have been the one to describe the incident to the 911 dispatcher who took the call. The two of them together would have been comedy gold. I'm really glad the pilot is ok and no one else was hurt.
@@trumpwon8064 - I can’t even begin to argue with someone who’s so committed.. they changed their google handle to one of the biggest jokes in the history of all history.
I so love who we are here in America. That man is so honest and wholesome. So what was all this malarkey about plane could not be found? P.S World take note. So many good souls here in usa. And what a great functional hat. Gave him complete shade.
I've got TWO nearly like it - one for outside work/knocking around - and another that's in a more fashionable style with some dark-ish highlights. I live in NC and "was" pretty upscale when I lived in the city - but even then I always wore a straw hat in the summertime despite however well I was dressed. They keep your whole head much, much cooler compared to a cap or any other hat, and it always feels like you have shade and a slight breeze wherever you go. That's just practical, IMO. I used to laugh when people picked at my straw hat - as they wore their fitted caps and/or "hair-hats" (ie: wigs) - sweating away their makeup and cologne. I was always cool as a breeze, LOL.....
This man’s reactions were perfectly normal and they accurately portrayed the event in a way that others could comprehend. The 911 dispatcher, however, was a lovely example of one of the many things that’s wrong with the entire system, in the U.S. In her defense, the fault mainly lies with those who are far above her pay grade, as they say. 911 has so many unnecessary “requirements”. Most dispatchers would risk losing their job if they didn’t ask a multitude of STUPID questions. Here’s just a few examples of how common sense has left the chat, when it comes to the U.S. Caller: (frantically) PLEASE HELP, SOMEONE IS DYING/DEAD/IN IMMINENT DANGER 911: What’s the phone# you’re calling from? Common Sense: Caller ID has been available to 911 since the late 1980’s. Caller: They’ve been SHOT in the head! 911: Is there any serious bleeding? Common Sense: WTF DO YOU THINK!?! Caller: They aren’t breathing! 911: What’s your name, address, phone number……. 2 minutes later: Tell me exactly what happened. Caller: THEY AREN’T BREATHING 911: Give me just a moment (2 more minutes) and I’ll tell you exactly what to do. Btw, can you verify the number you’re calling from, in case we get disconnected? Patient: Actively DYING while dispatcher follows required protocol, so they don’t lose their job. My 3 year old: Calls 911 from a burner phone they found on the beach, 4 states over, while we were on vacation 911: Immediately calls back Police: Show up within minutes
@@joewiniecki3282 it's not only on US that you have to answer a bunch of questions that are similar to this situation...they make always the same questions it does not matter the situation that the person describes...it's a crap system that the operators have to follow or face problems...
@@joewiniecki3282 because , small countries like mine, the politicians, hand in hand with companies, trying to make it look like it's like if US houses the system it must be good, so they copy any crap...
that was an amazing description. where do they find these people?! glad they're always providing fresh meme content for years to come! news channels always find the best people to interview and I see that hasn't changed all these years on!
@@darrel7589 I am all too familiar with the military losing things haha just not something this big, that expensive and in a sub 3 mile radius outside of the ocean. Makes zero sense.
I wish I could leave America almost every day. Too bad most countries don't want Americans unless they have certain degrees or qualifications. I'm an average Jane that farms. Nothing more. Nothing less.
I lived next to a Naval air field for a few years (NAS Jax). As funny as he makes it sound, I know that exact sound from the jet he heard the low to the ground.
@@Micke12312well given there’s no manual flight displays plus the carbon fibre body of the f-35 is known to assist lightning in destroying all the electronics in the event of a lightning strike and it was fly threw storm clouds we just don’t know Also we know the body was somewhat intact because the screeching is what cold carbon fibre sounds like while being abraided
He probably did more than shave in the bathroom when he heard that crash. 😱😱😱😱 At $100,000,000.00 Dollars, that plane should have flown back to base and landed safely on its own. .
Seems like a nice cool guy. I can't help buy imagine how the pilot felt having to tell his commander "I wrecked a 100 million dollar jet ". He's in trouble .
I was born and raised in South Carolina and this is the kind of man you want for a neighbor. I love our state.
Love South Carolina
@@deweyeverhart3118❤
God bless you sir🙏
Prob is a good cook
@@cherylstevens9370 There's barbecue places all around the cities in South Carolina, but you want good barbecue, you find a man like him on a side road in a small town here. Many don't have even a restaurant, just on the roadside. Many times it's so good, you'll want to slap your mama.
As an aviation expert, the sound he uttered is incredibly accurate
As someone who has seen a Ton of Movies and Played a lot of Battlefield and Call Of Duty, I also felt the way he Described it was Insanely Accurate! 😂😂😂
😂
I live 2 min down the road from this guy. Great fella. Respect
Wow
Next time you see him out, please tell him he’s got lots of love & respect being sent to him, from Alabama.
Well if you have great respect for him then would you kindly return the power drill you borrowed last month
@@yankcaptain3942 lol
@@yankcaptain3942 huh?!😂
That man pretty much gives all the clues to the investigators, case closed 🤣
He’s a solid sounding dude, good interview
Imagine sitting by a warm fireplace and he’s with you telling you stories about what he’s experienced 🏆💯
This guy should have been the one to describe the incident to the 911 dispatcher who took the call. The two of them together would have been comedy gold.
I'm really glad the pilot is ok and no one else was hurt.
he sounds like Little Richard
That guy described it as fast as it happened.
😂
Heck Yeah, Randal ! It's like we were there when it happened.
This Man must be protected at all costs ❤
😂😂😂
This is the interviewee we need, but don't deserve...
The comment we never wanted, but always get
This guy should run for public office, he is certainly qualified.
100 times better than Sasquatch Senator Fetterman.
@@Edwin-fb7my- Fetterman…. really… out of all these clowns on both sides, he was your first choice?
@@HiThisIsMineconservative logic is illogical
@@HiThisIsMineif Fetterman isn't atop your list, something wrong
@@trumpwon8064 - I can’t even begin to argue with someone who’s so committed.. they changed their google handle to one of the biggest jokes in the history of all history.
Give this dude a role on the Simpsons!
Or Family Guy.
Or SOUTH PARK.
Or Bugs Bunny
I thank God nobody was hurt!
And I'm thankful that this is the guy that witnessed the crash 😂.
Haha😂
He did not witness the crash, he heard loud noises that could have stemmed from the crash.
You know exactly what you guys were doing when you interviewed him. I knew the second he started to talk. It was gonna be a great one!🎉
Randolph totally made my day. I think the Marine brass needs to study this. It would do them some good.
I so love who we are here in America. That man is so honest and wholesome. So what was all this malarkey about plane could not be found? P.S World take note. So many good souls here in usa. And what a great functional hat. Gave him complete shade.
@@357CLOUDYwell put
I've got TWO nearly like it - one for outside work/knocking around - and another that's in a more fashionable style with some dark-ish highlights. I live in NC and "was" pretty upscale when I lived in the city - but even then I always wore a straw hat in the summertime despite however well I was dressed. They keep your whole head much, much cooler compared to a cap or any other hat, and it always feels like you have shade and a slight breeze wherever you go. That's just practical, IMO. I used to laugh when people picked at my straw hat - as they wore their fitted caps and/or "hair-hats" (ie: wigs) - sweating away their makeup and cologne. I was always cool as a breeze, LOL.....
@@Ezees23 All you said is true.. but not as cool as this man who wares it without a second or fashionable thought.
That hat lit AF tho 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 He rocking the h3ll outta it too, keep shining big bro, good vibes...
I wish Randolph was my neighbor!!!! Need I say more???
How this man heard the pilot over the sound of the jet is super impressive! 😉👍
Happy the pilot made it out. 🇬🇧🙏🇺🇲
This guy is my new ringtone
This is how some people are discovered and rise to fame. I would love to see him get a spot on SNL.
Yup..like General Larry Platt😄
You want to see him on SNL because he can make screeching noises and speak incoherently?
This guy has to much intelligence for satnight live
@@Ted_Shecklerwith the current quality of the snl cast he’d outclass them all in 5 mins
This man’s reactions were perfectly normal and they accurately portrayed the event in a way that others could comprehend. The 911 dispatcher, however, was a lovely example of one of the many things that’s wrong with the entire system, in the U.S. In her defense, the fault mainly lies with those who are far above her pay grade, as they say. 911 has so many unnecessary “requirements”. Most dispatchers would risk losing their job if they didn’t ask a multitude of STUPID questions. Here’s just a few examples of how common sense has left the chat, when it comes to the U.S.
Caller: (frantically) PLEASE HELP, SOMEONE IS DYING/DEAD/IN IMMINENT DANGER
911: What’s the phone# you’re calling from?
Common Sense: Caller ID has been available to 911 since the late 1980’s.
Caller: They’ve been SHOT in the head!
911: Is there any serious bleeding?
Common Sense: WTF DO YOU THINK!?!
Caller: They aren’t breathing!
911: What’s your name, address, phone number…….
2 minutes later: Tell me exactly what happened.
Caller: THEY AREN’T BREATHING
911: Give me just a moment (2 more minutes) and I’ll tell you exactly what to do. Btw, can you verify the number you’re calling from, in case we get disconnected?
Patient: Actively DYING while dispatcher follows required protocol, so they don’t lose their job.
My 3 year old: Calls 911 from a burner phone they found on the beach, 4 states over, while we were on vacation
911: Immediately calls back
Police: Show up within minutes
And all that crap it's spreading...it's not only in the US...
@@olymakwhat?
@@joewiniecki3282 it's not only on US that you have to answer a bunch of questions that are similar to this situation...they make always the same questions it does not matter the situation that the person describes...it's a crap system that the operators have to follow or face problems...
@@olymak and this inefficient system is spreading? Why would something less efficient spread?
@@joewiniecki3282 because , small countries like mine, the politicians, hand in hand with companies, trying to make it look like it's like if US houses the system it must be good, so they copy any crap...
that was an amazing description. where do they find these people?!
glad they're always providing fresh meme content for years to come! news channels always find the best people to interview and I see that hasn't changed all these years on!
Come to south Carolina this is all the older men in my city. They love to talk
Shout out to the Gullah culture.
Not all heroes wear capes!!!!
Legend👊😎
Bless him for making this many people smile
We need more of this guy, seriously he needs to either get on TV or start his own channel.
That guy is awesome! Old school southern fellow 😊
This guy should be getting reward ❤
Always gotta be a PARTICIPATION TROPHY kid in the crowd lol.
He did, he got a song...
Every time news channel find someone like this who just happen to see it. It's never a boring person
So let me get this straight…this 100 million dollar jet crashed while landing and at 1000 ft altitude and the military couldn’t find it?
It's stealth. The transponder wasn't working.
@@KuatoLives99 stealth or not it was at 1000 ft and close to landing, the search area is tiny. And just fyi, stealth does not mean invisible 😂
@@e.nichols5380 it does when its from outer space!
Thats some damn good STEALTH amigos..✌🏻
@@darrel7589 I am all too familiar with the military losing things haha just not something this big, that expensive and in a sub 3 mile radius outside of the ocean. Makes zero sense.
Dude is Hillarious. Keep going viral!!!
We still owe Randolph White another 13:47 of fame!
This guy needs a tv show
I feel like now we know pretty much exactly what it sounded like.
Omg poor man. Glad pilot is ok.
I already trust this guy more than Biden.
This man witnessed the real life Top Gun Maverick scene.😆
That man has soul.
I'd love to sit down with this man and a bottle of Jack and discuss this situation
In my 60's and I've known gentlemen like this all my life
I had to watch the video and share it one more time. Love my South Carolina folks. Go Carolina!
$100 million dollars down the fucking drain.
Eisenhower was spot on with his Military/Industrial Complex speech which has been completely ignored
@@omi_god Neither is America.
@@originalkingalpha5116you’re free to leave 🇺🇸
I wish I could leave America almost every day. Too bad most countries don't want Americans unless they have certain degrees or qualifications. I'm an average Jane that farms. Nothing more. Nothing less.
@@BillionairesArentYourFriends I appreciate and admire you more than you know.
I lived next to a Naval air field for a few years (NAS Jax). As funny as he makes it sound, I know that exact sound from the jet he heard the low to the ground.
That fast? That was quick!
The guy is dressed in this kind of futuristic way.
Randolph White. Most American name for a black man !! What a legend he is tho. Love them folk
Now I want to hear the songified version. Hope it's on par with the classic Bedroom Intruder song!
"The Remix Bros" RUclips channel has a good version.
People shouldn't make fun of the dude, he seems wholesome...
Based on his witness account, could probably be mechanical error.
"Randolph, would you say it was more of a SKKKKKRRRRRRR BOOM or a SHKKKKKKEEEEEERRRRRRR BOOM?"
Nah sounds like pilot error 😂
@@Micke12312well given there’s no manual flight displays plus the carbon fibre body of the f-35 is known to assist lightning in destroying all the electronics in the event of a lightning strike and it was fly threw storm clouds we just don’t know
Also we know the body was somewhat intact because the screeching is what cold carbon fibre sounds like while being abraided
You can't tell me this is not a Key and Peele sketch...
100 million dollar jet is the craziest thing in this segment, not the guy trying to reproduce the sound of the jet crashing.
He probably did more than shave in the bathroom when he heard that crash. 😱😱😱😱
At $100,000,000.00 Dollars, that plane should have flown back to base and landed safely on its own.
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Much better than several Stand Up Comedy "comedians"...
How many life sentences did the pilot get????
No clue what he said but I love the enthusiasm
Why didn't the wingman follow the pilotless f35 if he knew that a crash imminent?
Flying threw storm clouds they split because they lost visibility
He could sing in an '80s metal band
I feel like I was really there, thank you Randolph.
1:00 my guy got the cleanest 98 Buick Park Ave. in the background
Okay, that is internet gold 😂
This is the first I’ve heard of it and I live in NC 🤷🏻♂️
His name is Mr White. Love it
“Turned into a song…… on social media” yep, that sums up America right there.
Most accurate description ever.
I live in Waxhaw NC and this went directly over my home eastwards , it was crazy loud and shook the entire house! Just as the gentlemen described
Fleece Johnson just entered the chat
His description sounds like probably exactly what it sounded like. Additionally, he has great taste in hats.
The modern "lord jesus, theres a fire"
That man is South Carolina alright
Get rid of SC Senator Graham and vote for Senator Randolph White!!
Were sure this guy isnt from Mortal Kombat?
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
And they had to ask for help to find it
People look at the crash site. Doesnt look like a aircraft crash site were is the debris.
100 million jet and yet people are still homeless lord pity for us 😢
Why even mention some troll made a song? and why should we care?
saying there is a song of a meme then not playing it should be an internet crime 😂
Thank the Lord for our charismatic, southern, black folks!! Life would be so boring without them!! 😂❤
Social media is such a swamp.
"...his impressive sound effects" *suppresses laughter 😂😂😂
How tf they always find the most outrageous people to interview?
It's all about the ratings.
That guy has Hollywood teeth has to be an actor.
He described exactly like it sounded.
I thought it was the ‘Hol up! Wait a minute! Somethin ain’t right!’ guy.
I want a straw hat like that. I’ve been searching my entire life…
Karine Jeane - Pierre move over let's Randolph take the position:)
Seems like a nice cool guy. I can't help buy imagine how the pilot felt having to tell his commander "I wrecked a 100 million dollar jet ". He's in trouble .
Story telling at its finest. Almost as good as 'what in the wide world of sports'? This man knows how to use sfx and volume to bring some drama.
Why try to describe it in words when you can accurately replicate the sound? Incredible, i can hear it now.
There sure isn’t much debris there for a plane crash. Maybe China got all that “debris”?
This is right up there with the “aint got time for that “ lady, or the “ house is on fyer “ lady .…
A Son Never Forgets
Leave this man alone. Little did he know he would be mocked by the lowest common denominator
Reporter: "Tell me about the whistles."
Los Angeles Black Man: "The whistles go; WOOOOOO!"
What if the pilot who ejected showed up at this guy's door, parachute dragging behind him, screeching, making that horrible screeching sound.
No debris
So it shows the whole of the crash site does it?
I hope he gets offers to do Radio and TV commercials. :)
Brit here.
A modern day miracle?
The pilot ejected safely and the plane crashed into an empty field.
Unfortunately, a nice guy like this doesn't outweigh the bad ones in that state.
Really? That’s what you actually thought about in a time like this? I hope you weren’t talking about the government.. 😊
Saw him on the grand line while searching for the one piece. Chill dude