15 Times Chandler Bing Was The King Of Sarcasm ft. Matthew Perry | Friends | Netflix India
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"What a small world"
"And yet i never run into Beyonce"
Chandler is the best 😂
Carlos Henrique Was that place, the sun?
Could he BE any better?
@Chartered Accountant yes , all the six are amazing 👨💻🦖🍕🐈🛍👩🍳
@@NetflixIndiaOfficial yes,yes he could
😆😆
Ross: The door's closed. I can't see anything with the door closed.
Chandler: and the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.
😂😂😂
Yeah. That should have been on this list
🤣🤣
lol
Samaj mein nahi aaya mereko plz samjhado
most underrated line by chandler: "I have a carton of milk in my fridge ive had a longer relationship with!"
i really liked the "I'm sorry we don't have your sheep"
My favourite is ‘’I’m sorry we don’t have your sheep
-Was that place....the sun??
-oh my god...where are all the men?
Haha mine is "yes I'm gonna put everything 'ekjaktly' where it was"
Well the most underrated dialague is
"I'm sorry, we dont have your sheep"
@@ardaakkoyun0 Ross and Rachel came into Chandler's flat with Rachel in a pink dress that made her look like Mary with the little lamb.
@@mdstoryteller no! not mary, it's little bo peep has lost her sheep.
@@diyakm7633 oh, I forgot about bo peep. Thanks.
Agreed
There are too many of chandler's sarcasm to include in one video
"There's a little child inside this man."
"Yes and the doctors say if they remove it , he'll die" 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Season and episode?
@@mantuprasad4530 it's the episode where Rachel first finds out that Ross loves her. I guess the last episode of season 1
Underated😂
Best one in my opinion
that scene where joey hides inside a box...
joey was literally like chandler's son😂❤️
And ross is his god father
It’s so adorable
That was the relationship they actually shared tbh.
Not funny enough without the laughs
That's why chandler want a house with room just for joey getting old
Ross: I can’t believe you two had sex in her dream!
Chandler: well I’m sorry it was a one time thing, I was very drunk and.. it was somebody else’s subconscious 😂
Wow 1.6 likes and nooo comment😵😱
My favourite
now it's three comments
Thats the best 🥵❤️
This should have been in the list
*Monica:* Omg, what happened?!
*Chandler:* OH Joey was born and then 28 years later I WAS ROBBED !
This one should have been definitely there in the list
Two moods of Chandler Bing:
1. Sarcastic, 2. Awkward.
Haha yes, cuz most of the time when he is not sarcastic, he's awkward, xD
He is almost always akward and sometime he hides it with sarcasm
hi i'm chandler i make jokes when i'm uncomfortable
😂😂😂
I think the 2nd one is, sarcastically awkward
Joey: “tell him joey says hello , he will know what it means". Chandler: “Are you sure he will be able to crack that code?”
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw that episode today😂
🤣🤣🤣 I read that with Chandler's voice in my head
one of my favorite moments is when Rachel says “you idiot!” and then Chandler says “i’m sure you’re right but why?!”
Aww, me too! It made me laugh so hard and feel sort of bad for Chandler at the same time. LOL!
Joey: oh sorry, did I get ya?
Chandler: it’s an electric drill! You get me you kill me!!
"Someone at work ate my sandwich"
"Well, what did the police say"
Chandler is the best 😂😂
100% agree 😂😂
I don't get it plz can anyone explain this
@@upadhyayurjit3091 it's because Ross told them about the sandwich like something really bad had happened, like he was robbed, so chandler said that sarcastically because someone stealing his sandwich is not a big problem like he was making it seem.
@@luizroberto6705 ohh 😂😂 thanks buddy
Joey: you know how we say we need a place for mail
Chandler: yeah
Joey: I decided to take it to the next level
Chandler: you building a post office?
😂😂
🤣🤣😂
"Hey hey so did a forest tick you off?"
this one made me lol so hard!
I am in love 🙃
Joey with condoms in his hand: You never know how long we might be in here. We might need to repopulate.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?
Oh my god yess that was the best 🤣🤣🤣
To do so* 😂😂
I think I laughed at that more than anything else on the show.
This is one of Chandler's line I was looking for
@@guddupandit6786 confusing explanation
Joey : But it hurts my Joey's apple
Chandler : For the last time, it's not named after each individual man
Basic fact. Not sarcasm dude.
@@avishivashisht3988 this is how sarcasam is used
@@avishivashisht3988 it's basic name is Adam's apple. Which literally means an apple which belongs to Adam.
So joey called his own as Joey's apple.
So what else chandler could have said?
@@avishivashisht3988 its a fact but the timing and delivery of this line was really good😂😂
@@Nice-vh1ee lmfao if u think that's how it's used, u should probably learn what sarcasm means
*Ross looking at Monica's legs
Chandler: Hey! Stop looking at my wife's legs
*Pause
Chandler: No No, stop looking at your sister's legs!
😂😂
Study With Bliz I don’t see any specification which says that Chandler was being sarcastic in the scene I’m talking about. So what made you comment and completely ruin the joke, dumb?
Study With Bliz Plus I must say that your grammar really sucks for someone whose whole channel is about ‘studying’, dumb.
@@mamtasharma4208 ,
@@siddhantprasad59 Did that person delete his comment?
"Australopithecus was never fully erect."
"Maybe he was nervous."😂😂
One of his best lines ever 😊
While eating food lol
😂😂😂
Joey: You know what I'm gonna do the next time I see him?
Chandler: Bend over???
I almost died laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Oh yeahhh
😁😁😁
😂
What about this:
Rachel: We need a divorce attorney
Chandler : I believe Ross already has that
You see after the First Two times the third one is free
rachel and ross gets married in vegas.
RACHEL- WE HAVE TO FIND A DIVORCE LAWYER
CHANDLER- I THINK ROSS ALREADY HAS ONE.. I BELIEVE YOU PAID FOR FIRST TWO CASES, SO THE THIRD ONE IS FOR FREE!
Is they way he said it that made it funny: I think, I think Ross already has one.
😂😂😂
Joey: Sorry guys have to wakeup early, have this audition tomorrow, i am supposed to be playing 19 year old
Chandler: So when you said wake up early you mean 1986?
This was bestt
Ah hahaha yesssssss
Sup with the wack PlayStation sup
I don’t get it
Cause this is the only one you understood
John Wang joey was 19 in 1986
Chandler: Hey, does anybody know a good tailor?
Joey: You need some clothes altered?
Chandler: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
2:00 I like how chandler treats Joey like a small kid,and just plays along with him.
They the best duo 😂😂
Best intro ever 😂😂🤣🤣
“Hi, I am Chandler, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable!”😂😂😂💯
Joey: do I look 19 or what..
Chandler: On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the stupidest a person can look,, u definitely look 19
ADITHYA Venkatesh you too are 19.
Dumbest *
Joey:I used to go to hospitals where they did weird kind of experiments on me.
Chandler:Ah!Finally a answer.
😭
Chandler: I love my wife more than anything in this world. And it kills me that I can't give her a baby. I really want a kid and when that day comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife, she's already a mother.... without a baby.
Alright but that touched my heart :)
How can y'all not cry at that part ಥ⌣ಥ
I saw that episode today ... it was really touching !!
@@alexa_kittyloverlol6980 believe me, everyone cried...
Kills me everytime 😂
way to kill the mood, thanks very much :))
Chandler : we have to assign heads to something
Joey : Ducks is heads, because ducks have heads !
Chandler : what kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday
*my favorite* 😂
Yeah🤣
I know, why wasn't that on the list?
So true 🤣🤣
Yeah. U can't just put 15 of his lines... We have like 10000
Rim Harik Mine too ✋🤣🤣🤣🤣
monica : camera adds 10 pounds
chandler : so how many camera are actuallyon you ?
this line always cracks me up haha
😀😀😀
Same
The fact that we all know what he's going to say next but it also cracks us up.
RIP Matthew. Thank you for making us laugh and re laugh with your acting. You will be dearly dearly missed.
"Ross just for my peace of mind, your not married to any other of us are you?"
Which episode is that? I thought I know all of Chandler's quotes but seems I missed this one.
@@himitsu30007 s6e5 the one with joeys porche
@@abrahamgonzalez8027 thx
@@abrahamgonzalez8027 "It is Porsche!!"
*Ross and Rachel comes in whilst Rachel is wearing a big pink dress*
Chandler: I’m sorry, we don’t have your sheep
😂😂
omg i remember this! laughed so hard.
Lol
Matthew actually came up with this himself
@@carolinegao1105 Really? Wow i thought it was on the script
I remember I laughed straight for 30 sec at this joke.
One of my favourites was: should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil? 🤣
Joey: get a bobby pin
Chandler: *searches in the hair* oh wait... I'm not a nine year old girl 😂
Cracks me up every time
Joey: Then why do you throw like one?👍🏿
Yeah that one😭
Chandler : does anybody know a good tailor?
Joey : Want some clothes altered?
Chandler : No, I'm looking for a man to draw on me with chalk
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Missed one of the best ones
"You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance"
Satwik Basu can you explain this please? English is my second language and I don’t get this one.
@Daniyal Sabir oh now I get it, thank you ^^
@@huyentrangpham5120 Yes thats the literal explanation but the joke is that you have to stop before it reaches your brain..he was talking to Joey who is supposed to be dumb.
It's a great line, but not a sarcastic line.
😂😂
Joanna : Bing,that's a funny name.
Chandler : It Gaelic for 'Your turkey is done.'
When joey steps on the map of London .
Chandler : if you see little version of me in there , kill it !
😂😂🔥
The fact that this isn't even his top 15 is what makes him king of sarcasm.
"If that doesn't keep kids in school, what will?" 😂 Chandler is best ❤
Chandler: The sheer volume of the questions. It was like flying with the riddler.
Monica: Was that another joke?
Chandler: Was that another question?!😂
and he said that with the voice of the Riddler
Joey for the thief: you know what I'm gonna do if I ran into that guy
Chandler: *B E N D....O V E R !*
Yes! That was hilarious😂
Love that one.. Chandler is the best. Love them all but he has a little extra of my heart. Watched friends probably 20 times, and still makes me laugh like the first time.
I am not native .I never understood that joke.Can somebody explain it to me??
@@Ja-zz2gnbecause Joey literally let that bad guy takes away almost everything from their apartment in front of his face(actually he was stuck in the cabinet).so when Joey tell Chandler that he would take a revenge, Chandler mock him that he would surrunder if see that bad guy again.
@@jinr8452 ahamm...Thank you.I was always confused. Thank you very much :)
Joey: "how come we never have jam"
Chandler: "because the kids need new shoes"
Chandler : Hi honey! (Thinking Monica is inside)
Joey : (Like always looking for food in their fridge) Hi sweetie!
I love this one 😂
I never understood this one
@@tasmiahree3258 since chandler and joey hang out so much together its like they're a struggling married couple, he does an impression of it.
Ross: This year i will make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room
Phoebe:My new year resolution is to fly an aeroplane
Chandler: how about flying to your home planet.
Ross: say something for emma(for the video)
Chandler:Emma this is 2020 Are ypu still taking the nap.
The answer to the last question would be : "I just got up from my nap, realized we were still in quarantine and went back napping."
Emma: No but I wish I were
"You have to stop the Q Tip when there is resistance"
If Chandler isn't your favourite character from Friends, I pity your sense of humour.
Aw i also love Phoebe, she is just too sweet, thé world bé so much better with billions of phiebe's. Always thinks about the others, so generous
@@79Clochette She's my second fav❤️... She's unapologetically crazy and weird, genuine, generous and savage.
Well I... "I pity the fool who wears my watch! I pity the fool! I pity the fool!!!"
One of the smartest thing someone ever said
@@helderbento7991 I'm one of the smartest people after all😏😂
Ross: ""i went to the tanning place your wife suggested"
Chandler: "was that place the sun?"
🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
My favorite line ever
one of my favourites is when Ross got an earring and Chandler was like:
"You do know that Wham broke up..."
and then when Ross was leaving:
"Just remember to wake us up before you go-go..."
I didnt get this
@@Snapshots1810 Wham! was a musical group (or duo?) with a singer called George Michael, who used to wear an earring on one ear, and one of Wham!'s famous songs is "Wake me up before you go go" .... thus all together, Chandler was making fun out of Ross for wearing an earring, comparing him to the lead singer and after that using their song title as a catch phrase ...hope it helps :D
Joey's stalker episode
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met.
CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Joey : You repell women!
Ross : Hey, I was married three times!
Chandler : *clap clap clap*
This one gets me every time. :D :D :D
I don't get it.
Yesss this one 🤣🤣🤣
phoebe: I'm gonna get a tattoo of my mom lilly
Chandler: thats lucky what if her name was big ugly splotch
🤣🤣🤣
Rachel's nose on camera.
Chandler: Ok I was wrong, THAT's what they use to cover Connecticut
Joey : Ducks is heads because Ducks have heads.
Chandler : What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday.
Ross: do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
Chandler: marriage advice? “ long pause “. Really?
😂😂poor ross
Longpause? Is that like and your indian name?
i believe Ross's exact word was " do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?"
"Long pause" like Joey said in an audition with Leonard (Jeff Goldblum)
@@paranamemes7867 yes, if you read it loud though!
I got her machine...
Her answering machine?
No, interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up
Madison Sison amazing 😂
I forgot about this one, awesome line 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
I thought this should’ve made the list
Joey: “u didn’t cry when Bambi‘s mother died”.
Chandler: “yes I cried when they guy stopped drawing the dear”.😂 this one kills me everytime I hear it
I'll always remember 10 of his lines:
"And I just wanna a million dollars!"
"You have to stop the q-tip when there's resistance!"
"Joey was born...and 28 years later...I was robbed!"
"What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?"
"Is so sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer"
"So how many cameras are actually on you?"
"It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!"
"Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!"
"Now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The World is my lesbian wedding"
And, of course, "No bunny at all, always no bunny at all!!"
I THINK THESE WERE EPIC TOO..
"well Joey was born, and 28 Years Later, I AM ROBBED"
ROSS :" Well What did the Insurance Company Said?"
Chan Chan Man : "Oh they said you dont have insurance here so STOP CALLING !!!"
I think that's Monica
Or "I'm sorry we don't have your sheep"
@@dimitrisdaskalakis3496 yeah that one was great 🤣🤣🤣!
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
i'm looking for this
Phoebe: There's 500 extra dollars in my account
Chandler: Ooh Satan's minions at work again!
😂😂😂
Veronica i don’t get this one
Me neither
@@mansu2407 its when Chandler sarcastically exclaimed the disappointment Phoebe was feeling when she received 500 dollars in her bank account when she should be happy that she got 500 extra dollars as a normal person would feel
Veronica so what about satan’s minions. This part is a little confusing i apologize lol
@@mansu2407 oh well that's because Satan's work is usually a bad thing and Chandler sarcastically pointed out that the extra $500 in the bank account was because of Satan's work when it was actually a good thing lol sorry if im confusing you more
"funneist guy she ever met...
I am funny right... Well what do you know your just a door, you only know knock knock jokes...
Save it for the inside. "
The "Oh my goodness, where did you hide it????" always has me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep" - My Favorite hahah :D
Monica: If we win, we get our apartment back wanna bet?
Chandler: No!
Monica: Oh just do it!!
Chandler: Oh-oh, I'm convinced! (Sarcastically)
I do this one to my wife when she starts to convince me to do something. Since she isn't the friend's fan she doesnt get the reference.
@@Deanwalsh1 Divorce
Dean Massrer 😂
Clash Course dude...
@@clashcourse4689 No divorce for small things. You are probably not married
I am hopeless awkward and desperate for love 😂😂😂
One of the best dialogue by Chandler
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?!
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?!
Chandler:What did I marry into!??
Ross: So what’s a matter, you need a dentist? I’ve got a good one.
Phoebe: No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I can’t see him.
Chandler: See that is the problem with invisible dentists. Y'know, it's very unsettling to see all those metal tools just y'know.....flying around.
I was waiting for this scene in particular.
Joey: Woah dude look out! You almost crushed my hat.
Ross: Sorry.
Chandler: And the bunny got away!
Ross: This is the place where you explain the hat.
Joey: Oh yeah. There's this play right and I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figured, everyone in the audition is gonna be wearing this kind of you know ultra-hip, high-fashion stuff.
Chandler: And you're gonna make them disappear.
Joey: Like you could find something as sophisticated as this.
Chandler: (grabs and wears basket of bread on his head) Done.
:D :D :D
R.I.P my man…watching friends will never be the same again
Chandler to Door: I'm funny, right!
What You know, you just like 'knock knock' jokes! 🤣
When Rach dress exclusively
Chandler: sorry we didn't have your Sheep.
Awesome.
The day after Rachel and Ross kiss for the first time while he was dating Julie:
Ross: What am I gonna do? This is like a complete nightmare.
Chandler: Oh! I know this must be so hard. Oh no! Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet is too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight.
😂😂😂
Can u explain me the meaning of this whole thing?
@@priyanshkashyap8866 Basically the character Ross cheated on his girlfriend and is conflicted about the whole thing but Chandler is sarcastically listing things that he would find 'awful' that most people, including him, would actually want. He's pretty much calling Ross lucky for being torn between two girls and doesn't see it as, as big a problem as Ross does and he's expressing this through sarcasm.
@@nottommy8008 oooo thanks man
@@priyanshkashyap8866 You're welcome.
Joey: I really need to organise my thoughts
Chandler: thoughts?? Plural??
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested!
Chandler: Was that place... THE SUN!?
No one other than Perry could've pulled off Chandler Bing!
All the characters are super iconic.... But Chandler Bing gets the hold almost every time and now, I just lost the count of how many times I liked Chandler Bing! Hail the "KING OF SARCASM"!!!
Could he BE more of anything?
Could this comment BE funnier ?
@@ssa6765 gotta agree with you, my man here went on Full stan mode, I mean it is a show after all, enjoy it don't over glorify it......
"was that place.... *THE SUN* ?" 😂😂 always gets me
In new year resolution episode:
"Pheebs, flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so you can get back to your home planet!"
Actually, that's probably the only one I don't enjoy. Phoebe's "crazyness" is what make her character so adorable. That sarcasm was unnecessarily hurtful.
@@iwliawh Can't say by her face but... anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Joey: Do you know any bird calls?
Chandler: tons I'm quite the woodsman
1) Sometimes I hold stuff like this and pretend I'm gaint.
2) I'm gonna go tell emma she was a accident. 🤣🤣
You forgot this.
When Rachel bought that sphinx cat and it's not working out...
Rachel: "They won't take her back!"
Chandler: "That's because she's a minion of the ANTI-CHRIST!"
😂😂😂
"your thoughts?... Plural!?" 😂😂😂😂
Phoebe is preparing Chandler for a job interview
Phoebe : Bing, what an unusual name !
Chandler : You should meet my great uncle Bada
This was one of the funniest one liners in the show, imo. Specially because the way Chandler says it
😂
What I do do is….
YESSS!!! My #1 favorite of his jokes 😂
When Joey gets into the entertainment unit, and the buyer steals everything.
Joey : You know what I am gonna do if I meet him again?
Chandler : Bend over?
Rachel: Hey Chandler, Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
Chandler: Neat, I'm gonna die alone!
Rachel: ...okay, u win
😂😂😂my most favourite
Yeah
"If that does'nt keep students in school what will"😂😂..best one and also" a tshirt that say i don't belong here "😂😂
Ross: I couldn’t face another failed marriage
Chandler: let me jump in and ask at what point did you think this was a successful marriage
Netflix: 15 times Chandler Bing was the king of sarcasm.....
Me: Wait a minute........He was always the King of Sarcasm.
Ross : Wouldn't it be weird for ben to call someone else dad
Chandler : Really even more weird than watching his two mommies kiss each other.
NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS
phoebe- i wanna pilot a commercial jet
chandler- good one phoeebs! all you hav to do is find a load of people whose resolution is to plummet to their death
ross- i wanna make myself happy!
chandler- do u want us to leave the room??
Mmm... I remember a response like "pilot a jet? Why not a spaceship, Phoebe? - so you can fly back to your home planet ! 🤣
@@hasan_z THATS IN THE COFFEE SHOP WHEN CHANDLER WITHDREWS FROM THE BET WITH ROSS FOR NOT TO MAKE FUN OF ANYONE.(CHANDLER SLAYED PHOEBE TWICE)
@@nagarjunagupta4511 yes that's it, coming back to me now. Thanks
And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, HE WANTS HIS PANTS BACK! and Hornswoggle? What are ya dating a character from Fraggle Rock! 😂
Nagarjuna Gupta ahahaha
"Oh my god! You might not get married at all this year!"
Ross: Emily called yesterday
Chandler: And you are telling me now???
Phoebe (about having her brothers kids): I will be giving someone the greatest gift!
Chandler: You will carry their child AND get them Sony Playstation?
“Was that place, THE SUN?” will always be Chandler’s top tier clap back 👏🏻👏🏻 love him
When Ross and Chandler got bullied.
Rachel : (*hugs Ross* ) Awww
Chandler : (*goes for hug*) Oh wait a minute. I have no one
Joey: You know what I will do when I meet that guy again?
Chandler: I don't know, BEND OVER.
You're late, you won't ever know why i have so many likes 😁😁
That isnt sarcastic. That's just funny
@@NareinM no he was dead serious about the situation thats why it was funny.
He was DEAD serious 'cause he could be seriously dead.
LOL yess
Sergio Valente.
"We're moving."
(Holding glass)
"Oh dear god they gave us glasses."
Times when chandler was extremely sarcastic = all the time.
Ross ”it’s that guy mark”
“She thinks he is just being nice to her but I know he really wants to sleep with her”
Chandler “It’s seven years ago”
My time machine works
My time machine works!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Monica yelling at everyone to work harder for dinner.
Chandler: 'Monica I feel like you should be having German subtitles!'
This killed me 😄
Edit: thanks for the likes guys!
Autsch
What did he mean?
Yeeeah!! I loved it!!
@@veyviolet Monica is no less than Hitler.
I am a german^^