There is no better way to flex how much experience you have with a game than slandering literally everything inside and gettiing it all correct like a boss
Yea mostly, just that trislosher takes jist as much skill as soda for example... none. idk why slosher mains should be gigachads but go off ig. Also yea the dynamo one hurts, I like to enjoy a dynamo match here and there and the Hitboxes are just weird
Me as a splatershoot jr main agree but as a fingza roller i dont not agree they either get imiditely get killed of literally camp in the most idotic areas and some how kill you thinking its "pure skill"
To be honest, I’m kinda surprised how little people play Slosher. Even ignoring how they can just decide they will still hit you behind the wall, painting someone’s feet while attacking them puts them at such a huge disadvantage. Also I really like Burst Bomb Launcher and Soda Slosher is one of the very few weapons that has it. I would say Splatoon 1 Bomb Rush was better, but I would rather not give that power to Tri-Slosher
Splat 1 bomblauncher was a lot worse, soda slosher uses burstlauncher for reaching enemies out of its range or comboing but bombrush in splat 1 didnt give you more range so its pretty bad and you would need to have the same sub so it wouldnt really do much if slosher already has burstbomb
This could sound stupid but I love that you put the images of the weapon at one side so I know what weapons are you talking about (My first language is spanish and I had the game in that language and it's kinda different from the English version) thank you so much!
It also helps me because I have the game in spanish too, and I feel it also help a lot of people who plays splatoon in other languages. Details like this are what makes the video be able to be enjoyed by a lot of people, instead of trying to remember which weapon was called by that name in english. So we are 2 now that says thanks to Wasdm for that detail.
You'd think in a game all about painting you wouldn't be able to tell what weapon someone uses based on this sentence and yet I can tell you're an aerospray player.
I couldn't Mini Splating anymore without the bubbler. It just did not feel the same and even then the weapon itself just felt different in Splatoon 2. I was sad and had to drop my main.....for DAPPLE DUALIES~ lol
@@pikmin369 (as a squiffer player) you very often find us dying 15 times just to get a clip of making a flick while jumping off the map and then activating inkjet
i tend to only play turf, but vanilla jet and e-liter are my mains. recently hit a million points on jet, got a million on e-liter last year or so. missiles are so fun 🤪🤪
Powerpuff girl music playing on loop while memes of funny post-apocalyptic shooter squid game that only 5 people play in this day and age is surely a mood, is it not?
As an aerospray main this was 100% accurate lmao. I only try splatting enemy players if they’re near me or if I spot them and they’re right where I’m trying to go.
As someone who uses the Aerospray VERY often, I can confirm that’s what we do. We very occasionally throw a bomb or use our specials but (I use the Silver one) the Special covers no vertical distance so I die when I use it.
As someone who tried to get good with the Charger and uses the Splattershot Pro as his main weapon, I definitely fit that profile. But hey, point sensor and ink storm make for a very reliable push weapon.
As an E-Liter main, nothing makes me grip my joy-cons harder than when I'm about to get this gnarly snipe only for the enemy to get ink armor at the moment I release ZR.
As an Aerospray main it's partly true, I only habe to charge up my special once. Then I'm more deadly then most of my team and usually end up top of the leader board. It could be because I have the one perk that allows you to not leave a trail when you move fast
As an Aerospray/Splat roller main i can confirm one of those is entirely true. I have killed quite effectively with the earospray in the past... but yes, I paint ground all match. Its great for taking ground fast. I use the bronze one for Booyah Bomb, and do pretty well on splat zones.
@@TheFuriousNightFury Lord Nogami has also blessed us with the holiest sub weapon... the BURST BOMB!!! Let us reel havoc across all of Inkopolis and the Splatlands!
As a sploosh o matic part time main I indeed say that we somehow get the entire team down if we are not touched, but if we are touched we die in an instnt
As somebody whose secondary main is Aerospray, I confirm that we like doing nothing but painting all game, even when the entire team is out and the other team is clearly winning, instead of taking them out I paint the turf
@@DeceptiveEgg I like it though... I'm not very good so the squiffer is the perfect sniper for someone me! Charges pretty quick and does a good amount of damage with a little MPU...It doesn't have a great range but that's just the trade off! I don't think it's that unbalanced so why is it terrifying? (I'm saying this but I haven't played the game in months because I can't find the motivation to. I've lost all my skillz since I haven't played in long...😿😿😿🤕🤕🤕)
@@pikmin369 I say it's terrifying because of how good of a charger it is and how good people play with it. Considering the only charger I use can be known as a worser version of a squiffer it's harder to play against one
My two mains are the Undercover Brella and the N' zap 85, and sometimes the Octobrush and Sploosh O Matic, I can see that most of these things are true, but the real weakness of the Under Brella is Splatlings, Dualies, Blasters, Sloshers, and Bubblers. N' zaps are perfect for juking your enemies, and they also do a lot of damage because of their rapid fire. Octobrushes are perfect for sneak attacks or ambushes, because you catch the enemy off guard, and it has incredible speed for attacking. The Sploosh O' Matic is perfect usually against melee players and ranked battles, mostly splat zones. I hope this info helped. Thank you for making this video as this is all true.
As one of the 10 unironic Glooga mains on the planet, I can not wait to kick the doors open into Sheldon's with my 3 gold licenses to buy all three variants and make everyone question my sanity in ranked. (Spoiler; we have none, that's our secret.)
As a Tetra Main whos come back from the grave id like to say that by dying we... uhm... bait the enemy into what looks like man advantage fights so that our actual slayers can ambush the enemy and give us man advantage just in time for our 3 and a half pures of QR to activate... and we also...erm... annoy other "Slayers" by being mosquitoes who never die except for when we do in which case we use the power of splatoon 1 QR... yeah we do alot! *And by do I mean die*
I haven't played Splatoon 2 in over a year so this video was nostalgic as f. I remember enjoying a lot of these weapons... Man Splatoon 3 is going to be a treat.
I was just watching this for fun, and holy shit did the nostalgia kick in when Courtney Gears started playing. Didn't expect it, but I'm glad it happened.
Octobrush hitbox makes ppl mad. I also dislike the hitbox even though I literally play Dualies... the class that fucks up Melees the hardest (I think).
I think it’s just because they’re so easy to confound foes with and people like to overestimate the range (both the wielder and target). When an ok range wall of ink is up in your face, it can take you slightly aback. Most octobrush mains (including me when i played it lmao) suck at spacing and will try and attack people way too far away.
Flingza doing nothing but painting? Wrong. Flingza main gunning for the Middle immediately in .3 seconds. I will fight you with a whole rolling pin. Don't tempt me.
Slander every last one of them! I was gonna say the hydra one seemed pretty relatable when playing the squelcher but yeah the squelcher one was pretty accurate too Also yes as a dapple main I can confirm
As dynamo player when a clear hit doesn't kill someone I start violently crying because of how nerfed my weapon was from 1 to 2 (justifiably of course, but like c'mon you didn't have to the weapon that dirty).
Actually it’s kinda true. Trying bloblobber regularly, you do kinda have to plan where to throw your bubbles. Otherwise you might either not ink well enough, or you’d just never splat anyone.
N-ZAP was mentioned and the Kensa Splattershot is a variant of the Splattershot. He went for the weapon series, not literally every single variation of the weapon there is
as a jet squelcher main we pride ourselves with our low death count of 0. We refuse to be splatted and if ever the case looks like we'd be splatted we will return to spawn and wait for the danger to disappear
As a carbon main, I can indeed say that people find instantly dying to the invisible man every 10 seconds very annoying
That [puddle of enemy ink] is a Spy!
GIMME
*50% of the time instantly dying, the other 50% they just dont die.
I honestly don’t understand why people find that annoying though 💀
Same here
There is no better way to flex how much experience you have with a game than slandering literally everything inside and gettiing it all correct like a boss
Not to be the ackshualle* guy, but he missed all inkbrushes except octo
@@calmcommando5444 he did get the inkbrushes tho
@@poisonedmaple6874 When. the only brush weapon I saw was octobrush. (not trying to be mean, just asking)
@@calmcommando5444 at 1:20
@@poisonedmaple6874 ok, thank you. I must've not seen it first time
Bro outdoes himself with the slander and every single one is right 💀
EXACTLY I RELATE TO EVERY SINGLE ONE SO BAD
I totally agree with the areospray and flingza slander despite being the polar opposite
Yea mostly, just that trislosher takes jist as much skill as soda for example... none. idk why slosher mains should be gigachads but go off ig. Also yea the dynamo one hurts, I like to enjoy a dynamo match here and there and the Hitboxes are just weird
Me as a splatershoot jr main agree but as a fingza roller i dont not agree they either get imiditely get killed of literally camp in the most idotic areas and some how kill you thinking its "pure skill"
Flingza is not relatable 🤨
As an inkbrush main, I can confirm that our only food group is glue.
Wow, that's awesome. (Made me laugh)
Why is that so fitting lol
the only food groups required to function as octo/inkbrush main
@Random Buttons it has
@Random Buttons inkbrush always has both more and less range than you'd think
"Slosher mains are gigachads"
That's called self promotion and is a beautiful one.
I slander Tri my most played weapon already so I treted myelf a little bit in the end x)
@@Wadsm ahhh I hate playing against tri slosher the thing has range damage output and covers a lot of turf
@@Wadsm You never did spalter scope slander.
Let’s not forget about how 99% of Squiffer mains are Octoling Girls with ponytails that watch anime in real life.
im a male octoling and have never watched anime, i must be the 1%
Are you speaking from experience?
@@squiffurthewolf6276 Make that 2%
@@kingdinamo2076 With simple calculus, we can assume there are about 100 Squiffer players in the entire world
*Feels* more like 99% of Splatoon players lol. Although there are probably more people who use the normal hairstyle than the ponytail.
To be honest, I’m kinda surprised how little people play Slosher. Even ignoring how they can just decide they will still hit you behind the wall, painting someone’s feet while attacking them puts them at such a huge disadvantage.
Also I really like Burst Bomb Launcher and Soda Slosher is one of the very few weapons that has it. I would say Splatoon 1 Bomb Rush was better, but I would rather not give that power to Tri-Slosher
Splat 1 bomblauncher was a lot worse, soda slosher uses burstlauncher for reaching enemies out of its range or comboing but bombrush in splat 1 didnt give you more range so its pretty bad and you would need to have the same sub so it wouldnt really do much if slosher already has burstbomb
I play sloshy
Honestly for me sloshers are kind of hard to use for some reason and sloshing machines aren’t that hard to use for me
@@isquack4592 yeah, I was primarily a shooter player at first but I transitioned from that to Kensa Machine to Soda Slosher
Ok, I just mained soda and i felt a new power i’ve never felt, being at the top of the food chain.
when splatoon 3 comes out the slander videos will be amazing
every gun from splatoon 1 and 2 is going to be glorius with the slander
I’m already laughing at the possibilities for the new s3 specials slander
This was accurate af
Oh hello
How are you?
hi nathaniel
hol up, ain't you Nathaniel B ?
today I learned that I had no skill :(
Bros made it accurate to the point we can all agree
Unfortunately, I have no skill
As a clash main I am kinda insane
as a ballpoint main, it’s definitely one of the coolest and most unique looking weapons. they really popped off with its design
Here's to hoping it gets good kits in 3
Its the 2nd best windup type imo i love how it has short and long range
IT’S A FREAKING PEN
@@conspicuous.8163 Your point being...?
@@emadonssongs3442 Oh no I said that cuz it's an amazing thing, haha
Also, dunno if "point" was supposed to be a joke but if so, nice XD
This could sound stupid but I love that you put the images of the weapon at one side so I know what weapons are you talking about (My first language is spanish and I had the game in that language and it's kinda different from the English version) thank you so much!
It also helps me because I have the game in spanish too, and I feel it also help a lot of people who plays splatoon in other languages. Details like this are what makes the video be able to be enjoyed by a lot of people, instead of trying to remember which weapon was called by that name in english.
So we are 2 now that says thanks to Wasdm for that detail.
It really helps me too. I play Japanese version and its pretty hard to understand what is going on without the pictures. thanks for great details!
It helps me too cause even though I speak English, I don't pay attention to the weapon names lol
I have the game in German and the images are very helpful 😁
(Btw, I also try to learn Spanish, but im maybe a bit too stupid for this😅)
We paint the whole game and we ENJOY IT, thank you very much.
You'd think in a game all about painting you wouldn't be able to tell what weapon someone uses based on this sentence and yet I can tell you're an aerospray player.
me being the only person in my team who doesn't go straight at the other team right away but instead painting our entire side of the map
@@spider-woah-man THANK YOU!
@@abyx_spl NP HAHAHA
@@spider-woah-man y’all do come in clutch sometimes
As a nautilus main who loves dodging shots like I'm in the matrix, you're unfortunately very correct
i agree
Same
Plus its great charging then swiming then unleashing, cant rlly do that with other wind up types
i just ink and swim
Agree
0:38 As a Mini Splatling Main I feel the same way. I NEED MORE RUN SPEED UP
I couldn't Mini Splating anymore without the bubbler. It just did not feel the same and even then the weapon itself just felt different in Splatoon 2.
I was sad and had to drop my main.....for DAPPLE DUALIES~ lol
As an aerospray main, i don't only paint the entire match
i also spam specials
As a Hydra Splatling main, I can say it is neat watching the map from the sidelines.
As a sploosh player I can confirm, if it isn't directly in front of us it's time to accept our fate.
The sloshing machine one was on point.
0:33. Yeah this is pretty true. I just like how Machine doesn’t have any RNG & has good strafing speed compared to Blasters.
You like how machine is the strongest weapon in the meta.
Squiffer is just, "you didn't need to make It that hard" the weapon
What does this mean
@@pikmin369 (as a squiffer player) you very often find us dying 15 times just to get a clip of making a flick while jumping off the map and then activating inkjet
@@whatotter9094 (as a squiffer player)
i dont do that, i play frontliner classic lol, im just fast so i dont die
As a Sploosh player, can confirm that I’m a mix of Sploosh and Aerospray slander
This is the most accurate video i have seen in my entire life.
As an Octobrush main myself i can completely agree that this is true
"Your weapon takes no skill" -Tetras Main (me)
and we are not ashamed
Yes
as a Flingza Roller main, i can confirm we don't do anything but run around like headless chickens for most of the match
0:26 I'm an aerospray player, and I can confirm that's true
As a jet squelcher main, this easily became my favorite weapon in the game. With its range and damage, this weapon is op.
i tend to only play turf, but vanilla jet and e-liter are my mains. recently hit a million points on jet, got a million on e-liter last year or so. missiles are so fun 🤪🤪
Powerpuff girl music playing on loop while memes of funny post-apocalyptic shooter squid game that only 5 people play in this day and age is surely a mood, is it not?
as a squiffer main, i am disappointed in our roast. maybe like "squiffer mains getting outranged by every charger in the game" and a crying gif
0:31 as a blaster main, I can confirm that we play sloshing machine when we’re not using blaster. The No shot deviation just feels way to good to use
While it's true that the Octobrush doesn't require game skill, it requires mastery of Psychological Warfare, as taught by Sun Tzu.
2:43 As an E-Liter main, it's surprising how accurate this is....Armor is annoying, armor is pain.
As a Blobblober main we find that as insultingly accurate and we are rapidly approaching your location.
As a Bloblobber main I must say, your perception of us is quite literal and exquisitely correct🤓!
As a hydra main, I can confirm it's great to watch everything happen while absolutely destroying the other team from a distance
All these slander videos are so entertaining and get me so hyped for splatoon 3. Thank you Wadsm
As an aerospray main this was 100% accurate lmao. I only try splatting enemy players if they’re near me or if I spot them and they’re right where I’m trying to go.
As someone who uses the Aerospray VERY often, I can confirm that’s what we do.
We very occasionally throw a bomb or use our specials but (I use the Silver one) the Special covers no vertical distance so I die when I use it.
as a sploosh main, I can confirm that anything more than a meter away is entirely unattainable and should be left alone
0:35 As a Splattershot Pro main (Kensa), I can confirm this is true
2:01 this also applies to the E-Liter.
As a former E-Liter Main myself
As a tetra dualies main I can say that was both accurate and a personal attack
1:39 As a heavy splatling main, I can say that this is way too accurate.
As a tetra dualies player I can confirm that we are in deep need of quick respawn gear
As someone who tried to get good with the Charger and uses the Splattershot Pro as his main weapon, I definitely fit that profile.
But hey, point sensor and ink storm make for a very reliable push weapon.
As a Splat Dualies main I can promise I learned my disappearing and reappearing act from my parents 😎
As a Tetra Dualies Main
"Maybe we aren't so different"
as an n-zap main i can agree that sitting in bed with snacks is a very hard job.
As an E-Liter main, nothing makes me grip my joy-cons harder than when I'm about to get this gnarly snipe only for the enemy to get ink armor at the moment I release ZR.
As a splash-o-matic main myself, I perfectly agree about enjoying perfect RNG if I can hit my shots
As a Splatershoot Jr. main, it's great work. I love the splat bomb and ink armor, the essence of fun and creating terror :D
Aerospray user here, it's so damn true. I'm almost always having to stand back and ink the base because people can't ink the base properly.
With the dynamo roller, you either cause no damage, 1 damage, or a good kill combo.
🥲
I can't believe someone finally did it!! I've been waiting for a Brella slander for ages
As an Aerospray main it's partly true, I only habe to charge up my special once. Then I'm more deadly then most of my team and usually end up top of the leader board. It could be because I have the one perk that allows you to not leave a trail when you move fast
“Splatted by bloblobber!”
“Splatted by bloblobber!”
“Splatted by bloblobber!”
“Splatted by bloblobber!”
“Splatted by bloblobber!”
1:54 as someone who's just gotten the 1 mil badge with glooga I feel exactly like this😂
as a tenta brella main, i can indeed say we are too forgetable to be included in the video.
As an Aerospray/Splat roller main i can confirm one of those is entirely true.
I have killed quite effectively with the earospray in the past... but yes, I paint ground all match. Its great for taking ground fast. I use the bronze one for Booyah Bomb, and do pretty well on splat zones.
HELLO THERE, FELLOW AEROSPRAY PG ENJOYER!
@@abyx_spl Let us Booyah Bomb the entire map together my brother
@@TheFuriousNightFury Lord Nogami has also blessed us with the holiest sub weapon... the BURST BOMB!!! Let us reel havoc across all of Inkopolis and the Splatlands!
@@abyx_spl I have killed so, so many peoplr with burst bombs. hilarious every time
As a sploosh o matic part time main I indeed say that we somehow get the entire team down if we are not touched, but if we are touched we die in an instnt
As a dapple dualies main, I can agree that 0:44 is completely correct
As a dualie squelchers main rolling after rolling twice it feels as if everyone knows and aim at you
As somebody whose secondary main is Aerospray, I confirm that we like doing nothing but painting all game, even when the entire team is out and the other team is clearly winning, instead of taking them out I paint the turf
true, just relaxing to some good old ocd tendencies, it's nice
Being an E-liter scope main I completely agree
As a dualies main, I'm surprised by how unslandered I feel. Rip Tetra mains though
0:06 somehow, has never happened to me
what i do hate are jet squelchers bc you are outranged
but undercover, bamboo and explosher is true
As a gootuber and nautilus main, squiffer slander is painfully reminding me of ranked mode
Squiffer is based 🤕🤕🤕
@@pikmin369 squiffer is terrifying
@@DeceptiveEgg I like it though... I'm not very good so the squiffer is the perfect sniper for someone me! Charges pretty quick and does a good amount of damage with a little MPU...It doesn't have a great range but that's just the trade off! I don't think it's that unbalanced so why is it terrifying? (I'm saying this but I haven't played the game in months because I can't find the motivation to. I've lost all my skillz since I haven't played in long...😿😿😿🤕🤕🤕)
@@DeceptiveEgg sorry for ranting!
@@pikmin369 I say it's terrifying because of how good of a charger it is and how good people play with it. Considering the only charger I use can be known as a worser version of a squiffer it's harder to play against one
*I'm a brush main or more specifically a Octobrush main. And I can say that I do get a lot of splats when i play Ranked usually.*
My two mains are the Undercover Brella and the N' zap 85, and sometimes the Octobrush and Sploosh O Matic, I can see that most of these things are true, but the real weakness of the Under Brella is Splatlings, Dualies, Blasters, Sloshers, and Bubblers. N' zaps are perfect for juking your enemies, and they also do a lot of damage because of their rapid fire. Octobrushes are perfect for sneak attacks or ambushes, because you catch the enemy off guard, and it has incredible speed for attacking. The Sploosh O' Matic is perfect usually against melee players and ranked battles, mostly splat zones. I hope this info helped.
Thank you for making this video as this is all true.
As an Aerospray main, I can indeed say I get 0 kills and 1.7k paint a game.
well done most of these are spot on
As someone who is picking up the explosher u love it when people hide behind cover only to get 90'd
As a tri-slosher main, I can confirm that this weapon indeed require skill (it does not)
As one of the 10 unironic Glooga mains on the planet, I can not wait to kick the doors open into Sheldon's with my 3 gold licenses to buy all three variants and make everyone question my sanity in ranked. (Spoiler; we have none, that's our secret.)
As a Tetra Main whos come back from the grave id like to say that by dying we... uhm... bait the enemy into what looks like man advantage fights so that our actual slayers can ambush the enemy and give us man advantage just in time for our 3 and a half pures of QR to activate... and we also...erm... annoy other "Slayers" by being mosquitoes who never die except for when we do in which case we use the power of splatoon 1 QR... yeah we do alot!
*And by do I mean die*
PFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHA dude machine seriously does play like a blaster in a lot of ways I've thought about this xD
1:15
I’m honoured
As a Hero Shot Replica user, i can confirm we don't exist
As a squiffer main I feel appreciated
I haven't played Splatoon 2 in over a year so this video was nostalgic as f. I remember enjoying a lot of these weapons... Man Splatoon 3 is going to be a treat.
as a Hydra mian, the Hydra one was scarily accurate
Swear you mfs just be spectating
I was just watching this for fun, and holy shit did the nostalgia kick in when Courtney Gears started playing.
Didn't expect it, but I'm glad it happened.
I've never heard anyone call octobrushes an unskilled weapon. Noeavu with sub power up can be played well
People will call it unskilled because it *looks* like its just asdfghadsb when its attacking because of the animation
Octobrush hitbox makes ppl mad.
I also dislike the hitbox even though I literally play Dualies... the class that fucks up Melees the hardest (I think).
I think it’s just because they’re so easy to confound foes with and people like to overestimate the range (both the wielder and target). When an ok range wall of ink is up in your face, it can take you slightly aback.
Most octobrush mains (including me when i played it lmao) suck at spacing and will try and attack people way too far away.
@@GoroAkechi_Real I end up getting too close when I use the Octobrush😅
Flingza doing nothing but painting?
Wrong.
Flingza main gunning for the Middle immediately in .3 seconds.
I will fight you with a whole rolling pin. Don't tempt me.
0:25 I’ll have you know that I managed to splat an entire team, even though I don’t main flingzas or rollers.
"Sooo... How did you get spotted as a nerd?"
Me: "... I said I was a Bloblobber main"
Slander every last one of them!
I was gonna say the hydra one seemed pretty relatable when playing the squelcher but yeah the squelcher one was pretty accurate too
Also yes as a dapple main I can confirm
As a dualies main, it is very accurate that you put in that dualies teleport behind you. Thank you for not spreading false info.
As dynamo player when a clear hit doesn't kill someone I start violently crying because of how nerfed my weapon was from 1 to 2 (justifiably of course, but like c'mon you didn't have to the weapon that dirty).
And then I get splatted because I’m caught in enemy ink
All the heavies got annihilated in 2
@@yoshyosh5429 🥲
As a Bloblobber main… thanks for the compliment… I guess?
I will never forget the Dual Squelcher🔥
Nautilus had me rolling. Lmao I thought it would be harsher.
Actually it’s kinda true. Trying bloblobber regularly, you do kinda have to plan where to throw your bubbles.
Otherwise you might either not ink well enough, or you’d just never splat anyone.
I always kind of calculate the angle for my bubbles to touch enemies behind walls or corners lmao
@@laetitiagerard3247 Yeah same. So I ink more effectively, or Kill more effectively! :D
Squeezer is untrue. We actually mash with our toes so we can still aim with motion
Good to know
As a Squelchers main i can confirm the accuracy of this video
The fact that you didn't even forget the Dual Squelcher when most people probably don't even remember it exists
You actual genius
But n zap 64... And the other one idk
Kensa splatershot
N-ZAP was mentioned and the Kensa Splattershot is a variant of the Splattershot. He went for the weapon series, not literally every single variation of the weapon there is
Yeah as a vanilla glooga main, I can totally feel it 😂
This was so accurate...
- dapple dualie main
As a Dualie Squelcher main, this is so true.
Splat Dualies one is very accurate. No one reacts when I dash behind them.
as a jet squelcher main we pride ourselves with our low death count of 0. We refuse to be splatted and if ever the case looks like we'd be splatted we will return to spawn and wait for the danger to disappear
The dapples one is very accurate