Splatoon lore enthusiasts calculating how many kilotonnes of TNT it would take to melt Antarctica to gain insight about pre-cephalopod military conflict and have a deeper understanding of humanities intentions and goals in the splatoon universe.
Then you realise that you need to account for the effects of a total of 7 world wars + global warming. To understand the human conflict to the truest extent.
Great video, one thing I would add is, “Splatoon players when ultra stamp doesn’t kill despite passing directly through the enemy player 8 times.” It’d have that one guy hitting his computer with the keyboard in the office cubicle
Personally, I feel the clip would be more appropriate when captioned “when you get splatted by an ultra stamp” the ultra stamp animation looks obnoxious.
@@oranplan1630 Maybe try a card sleeve and hang them on string like people do with photographs, or maybe repaint a playing card box with Nintendo's logo? Those are just ideas off the top of my head, I'll admit the Amiibo toys are way easier to display. XD
So I've got the "woomy" sound as my text message tone. . . I really thought I had friends texting me during this many times, only to be reminded that I don't have friends lol Great vid, truly an enjoyable experience 👍
believe it or not, the hate some weapons get is what makes them so hard to play. It feels like whenever I play a weapon like clash, aerospray, or bloblobber I get targeted so much more than when I play dualie squelchers or N-Zap
I target people with weapons that counter my own or are annoying to keep alive. So yeah ofc bloblobbrrs clash blasters splatlings and chargers get rushed, you gotta play around that. Also aerosprays are just easy targets it’s not about hate just use a better weapon I guezz :P
Honestly the hate on aero spray is weird. It’s not a problem unless it’s directly next to you. Also, like, tell me another weapon that can net you 2000p, without the 300p winning bonus from Splatoon 1 or the 1000p winningbonus from Spla2n.
I am confused and my brain exploded, so many flashy images and memes, i need one hour to process this, it feels like the entire history of splatoon memes were imputed into a 2:50 second video. love it tho.
This is the best slander video music change my mind. Also I love your inkling and Samus fusion at the end. Metriod and Splatoon are two of my favorite Nintendo series, the lore is amazing!
If this gets a part 2, then i hope you can have a portion a portion of it with the caption "least aggressive splat roller main" over that one video of a bald dude who started chasing a girl on 4 legs after slapping him
The bloblobber one is no longer alone. There were multiple times when I was killed by the person I killed 2 seconds ago, but it wasn’t to a bomb, it was their main weapon. Then ofc, the bloblobber still exists
God I hate that I can feel each and every single one of these Also my mains didn't get slandered because nobody cares about the Nozzlenose's so that's a plus :)
Me with only mains who didn't get slandered : (I swear if wadsm says something about tetra dualies, Flingza Roller, Nozzlenose's or squeezer I will very likely explode)
The lore, dynamo and Blobblober meme got me really good cuz I just recently picked up gold dynamo and that Blobblober attacks are so STUPID LIKE HOW, LET ME POP EM lmao.
Is it bad I like Sheldon and like to listen to his wubba-dubba-dubbas Edit: Also as a semi Bloblobber main, I always wonder how I get kills by aimlessly shooting it
I would like to add some ideas (might update at some point) *You get splatted still wondering how that roller hit you seconds after *Getting splatted immediately after jumping to a teammate *splatted out of nowhere *splatted due to Connection is Unstable freezing You in place *Squidbagging be like *KO’ing 3 players in a row in a short amount of time
These were all so funny, as someone whose been playing since the beginning these were all so accurate. Also I play the Aerospray only for curling bombs for Splat Zones...I swear-
You can tell that Wadsm has been playing for years with how accurate these are
Still missing one about the annual "you can play the game now" fee
i disagree with the range blasters being chads
@@floonmeeple2371 ratio
@@TheDuskborne no. SW-5950-1800-5809
@@floonmeeple2371 absolute maidenless behavior
“Lore Enthusiasts explaining the darkest plot imaginable for a kids game”
Kirby lore enthusiasts: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*
That was unnecesary lol
@@abiduestafelu well that was ironic
TRUE
*TRUEEEE*
“You son of a bitch”
*handshake*
Splatoon lore enthusiasts calculating how many kilotonnes of TNT it would take to melt Antarctica to gain insight about pre-cephalopod military conflict and have a deeper understanding of humanities intentions and goals in the splatoon universe.
And how to make a cat survive 10000 years so they can do funny paint war
And that how much power it would take to keep a criopod powered for 10000 years+ so a human could survive
Lmao
Then you realise that you need to account for the effects of a total of 7 world wars + global warming. To understand the human conflict to the truest extent.
@@tinhead_junk only five wars to my knowledge. The first and second are included in the five we know of.
Great video, one thing I would add is, “Splatoon players when ultra stamp doesn’t kill despite passing directly through the enemy player 8 times.” It’d have that one guy hitting his computer with the keyboard in the office cubicle
When you get a 360 flick with Ultra Stamp, *but the opponent has armor.*
Idk on the other end it can kill you if you’re nowhere near it and the person using it doesn’t take any damage while smashing it
as a sploosh 7 main I will say that statement is accurate
Personally, I feel the clip would be more appropriate when captioned “when you get splatted by an ultra stamp” the ultra stamp animation looks obnoxious.
Oh yeah the spanish anti-stress medication ad one.
When facing a bloblobber, I've been known to occasionally scream "They got me with the geometry!" 😄
Get geometried
@@Wadsm When you successfully dodge the direct flow of bubbles only to get hit with the ricochet off the wall next to you. 😅
When i see a bloblobber i consign myself to the fact that they are gonna kill me, and I won’t have even been near them when it happens
The firepower that comes when you pick up the rainmaker is terrifying-
How did he put every accurate meme in this and it’s very true
Us inkbrush mains take pride in slapping an opponent to death before running away like Sonic the Hedgehog on shrooms.
Considering that People fear clowns
Playing the aerospray is psychological warfare
hi gab
As an Aerospray main, we're not just clowns, we're the entire circus.
1:10 This is already a thing
It’s called amiibo 🤣🤣
At least your buying a thing you can display on your shelf... assuming the Amiibo you want is even in stock. ;-;
@@ArtzyZero bro i got the cards, I CAN'T display them properly ;-;
@@oranplan1630 Maybe try a card sleeve and hang them on string like people do with photographs, or maybe repaint a playing card box with Nintendo's logo? Those are just ideas off the top of my head, I'll admit the Amiibo toys are way easier to display. XD
So I've got the "woomy" sound as my text message tone. . . I really thought I had friends texting me during this many times, only to be reminded that I don't have friends lol
Great vid, truly an enjoyable experience 👍
Damn I sometimes use it as a censor sound im sorry x)
You play Splatoon, what did you expect?
AHAGSHAGS ME TOO
I like how "nintendo if they charged money for unique gear" actually happened in japan in 2 causing the gear for all movement LOL
believe it or not, the hate some weapons get is what makes them so hard to play. It feels like whenever I play a weapon like clash, aerospray, or bloblobber I get targeted so much more than when I play dualie squelchers or N-Zap
I target people with weapons that counter my own or are annoying to keep alive. So yeah ofc bloblobbrrs clash blasters splatlings and chargers get rushed, you gotta play around that.
Also aerosprays are just easy targets it’s not about hate just use a better weapon I guezz :P
@@buddymmx3936 I am actually quite good at aerospray
@@crazyboutferrets and youd be better at a better weapon
source: used to main aerospray xD
Honestly the hate on aero spray is weird. It’s not a problem unless it’s directly next to you. Also, like, tell me another weapon that can net you 2000p, without the 300p winning bonus from Splatoon 1 or the 1000p winningbonus from Spla2n.
@@Lynk56 mini splatling, sploosh, & others if ur skilled
The pearlina and lore enthusiasts one is so accurate they apply so well to me
the attention to detail with the splatoon font
The fact that this is longer than a minute is when you know this is guaranteed genuine
2:28 As an Inkbrush main i can relate
1:10 Introducing, Amiibo!
0:20 I gave this a quick chuckle before remembering that I use the Crash Blaster as a side main. point is. you where right. I have no brain
Me turning my braincells off and using Clash Blaster in Tower Control after losing too many ranked battles
"Splatoon fans when the next idols are not female"
big man destroyed this prediction
doing every single ritual ever for e-litre to be good again
I am confused and my brain exploded, so many flashy images and memes, i need one hour to process this, it feels like the entire history of splatoon memes were imputed into a 2:50 second video. love it tho.
The real gigachads are people who enjoyed .52 gal back in 2017-2018 before it got overbuffed
Stingray 52 goated
Hah, I used to main it without knowing it was broken lol
2:13 holy shit did that one age well!
0:54 as a blob man, we dont know either
I haven’t played Splatoon 2 in over 2 years, but this video brought a tear to my eye.
The POV: you picked up the rainmaker
1:24 meanwhile us pikmin players waited almost 10 years just to get a remake of their latest mainline game instead of a sequel feelsbadman 😔
the fact that every transition changes right to the beat makes it all better
Most f****** relatable splatoon memes iv ever seen. Thank you wadsm
Edit: that e-liter joke aged well
I haven’t played Splatoon for two years and this is still accurate af.
Appreciate the range blaster hype, we range blaster players gotta stick together.
Amen, brother.
Range Blaster Gang
They will crumble under our range blasters might
Hello my brothers, we must celebrate as Nintendo has decided to buff us with intensify action
The splatoon 3 slanders aged like milk.
1:58 legit quit cus of that bull, hope rank is marginally less abysmal in the next game
great vid and cya next game
I love that the swear words in the song are replaced with W O O M Y
the audio loaded but not the video so for the first 20 seconds it was a black screen and i thought it was a “look in the mirror” joke 💀
2:23
Me, an Aerospray main: 👁👁
as an n-zap main i can comfirm there are multiple of us
The fact that these are so accurate is scary-
0:35 weakest player who 1000% octo expansion
This is the best slander video music change my mind. Also I love your inkling and Samus fusion at the end. Metriod and Splatoon are two of my favorite Nintendo series, the lore is amazing!
I felt personally attacked, when the 52. gal mains appeared
If this gets a part 2, then i hope you can have a portion a portion of it with the caption "least aggressive splat roller main" over that one video of a bald dude who started chasing a girl on 4 legs after slapping him
This is the most factual piece of media on the internet
I always gets the Rainmaker...because is the only time that people find me important and go after me. 😭
Bro…that’s deep
woah.
Splatoon fans when global warming causes Antarctica to completely melt and flood the entire world (inklings will soon be real)
As an areospray PG, nzap and blobbler main, i can agree with this.
honestly I wouldn't mind male idols in platoon 3
Well now we have BIG MAN
@@fgzero331 poggers
Damn you really put the low effort slanders to shame here
I never feel as much despair or dread like when Splatoon has to update and I have to listen to the hour long news reel
Wadsm turned to 400%
Why is this actually accurate...
"Lore enthusiasts explaining the darkest plot imaginable for a kids game" Splatoon 3 stroy mode: allow me to introduce myself
Splatoon 3 lore really be out here with the apocalypse and shi ☠️
Love this! I’m not even sure kids play this game. It seems to be a bunch of 30 somethings reliving their childhood.
The bloblobber one is no longer alone. There were multiple times when I was killed by the person I killed 2 seconds ago, but it wasn’t to a bomb, it was their main weapon. Then ofc, the bloblobber still exists
The “POV: you picked up the Rainmaker” made my morning. Thanks, Wasdm xD
I didn’t know that people hated moray towers personally I like it
Why is it so true? I've had experience with almost all of these, I myself uses the N-zap, it's too powerful! I'm subscribing because how true this is
I use it as well just because yeah its N-Zap it literally fits in everywhere
@@Wadsm why I get no favorited heart woomy thing, I request, but no greediness. I am very happy that you understand.
0:31
the rare wadsm self roast
Uploaded at the same time as rizirones splatoon slander I'm laughing
2:08 : pov ; you ship pearlina in 2022
In my incredibly qualified POV, this is facts
Wadsm is sick and tried of these
oh god the accuracy
Chara is going to love this vid
The *trying to figure out how the blobolober hit you* made me LOL.
The blobber segment was so true
This can't get anymore accurate, this is too true
The woomy’s to replace the n-words in the song is quite an underrated bit of editing.
0:24 bro
ive done this so often
i just walk away for a minute whenever sheldon starts talking
one day youtube was just like "you know what? you need platoon recommendations" and I was like "wat ok"
“Wepaon”
I haven't played Splatoon 2 like 3 years I'm surprised this stuff is still in line with my old ass experience
0:10 i denied like all the splashdown users that i found mid air even when i didn't noticed them AJKDJAKDJA
7, months and this is still accurate says a lot.
I appreciate the goo slander
I stopped playing over a year ago, but I can still relate. This is good content
I've never seen a more accurate slander video in my life
God I hate that I can feel each and every single one of these
Also my mains didn't get slandered because nobody cares about the Nozzlenose's so that's a plus :)
Meanwhile me who runs anything with Burst Bombs: I AM BECOME BURST, THE GREATEST OF BOMBS
Both of one my best form splatoon 1 and 2 slandered the aerospace and clash blaster
Me with only mains who didn't get slandered :
(I swear if wadsm says something about tetra dualies, Flingza Roller, Nozzlenose's or squeezer I will very likely explode)
0:55 I’ve watched thousands of these, and I haven’t seen one nearly as accurate as this
The lore, dynamo and Blobblober meme got me really good cuz I just recently picked up gold dynamo and that Blobblober attacks are so STUPID LIKE HOW, LET ME POP EM lmao.
i love seeing Splat Tim in here, always wondered what happened to that meme
Rainmaker sucks when your teammates have no idea they’re supposed to protect you
These are literally what some of my friends do. Im happy that there was nothing about us splat roller mains. Were chill
God I love the Splatoon community.
This is one of the best and most accurate slander videos I have seen
Chargers being the glitchiest thing ever when even the slightest amount of latency is involved:
Best random in clam blitz: put meme of a guy throwing his shoe to a basketball stuck in the basket and miss. The shoe is the power clam
I agree, as bot a tri-slosher and N-Zap 85 main, this is extremely accurate
1:48 As a goo tuber main can confirm
sowwy but goo tuber sucks
There should be one where Fans get angry when their Communication is Unstable
Is it bad I like Sheldon and like to listen to his wubba-dubba-dubbas
Edit: Also as a semi Bloblobber main, I always wonder how I get kills by aimlessly shooting it
the fact that the creator is using the splatoon text front makes it perfect
I would like to add some ideas (might update at some point)
*You get splatted still wondering how that roller hit you seconds after
*Getting splatted immediately after jumping to a teammate
*splatted out of nowhere
*splatted due to Connection is Unstable freezing You in place
*Squidbagging be like
*KO’ing 3 players in a row in a short amount of time
as a tenta brella main I am honestly astonished how many bombs I have survived in frankly absurd situations.
Literally watched the smash bros slander yesterday. I didn’t know we needed a splatoon one until it came out!
That tri slosher one brings back memories.
I actually love the fact the all the agents in the trailers and lore are meant to be the female one, you don't see that a lot :))
These were all so funny, as someone whose been playing since the beginning these were all so accurate. Also I play the Aerospray only for curling bombs for Splat Zones...I swear-