Gerbert's Revenge
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- Опубликовано: 2 май 2024
- In this episode: Gerbert gets a cat and I lose my patience.
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Gerbert: "awh beans my cat doesn't like me :(( anyway, jesus is lord"
"Jesus is Lord :(("
He's the King of all kings, derp.
@Im A Mango it might be! but i def picked it up from the mcelroy brothers tbh :')
@Im A Mango Not in NSW it isn't
420th like my friend! God bless!
"Dissapointment is the sad feeling you get when things don't turn out the way you hoped they would, like me." -Gerbert
I thought that was just called life.
senior quote material tbh
Where art thou Stu?
i really wanted to like your comment, but it's currently at 666 so clearly I can not touch it.
"we all hoped I'd have a nose."
"Gerbert tries to think of a name for his cat, a cat that he hasn't even met yet."
Sounds strange until you realize that humans are named this way, too.
wateringcan oh yeah 😅
I was named after I was born, so my parents technically did meet me before naming me
I wasn't named for like a week because my grandma hated all the names my mom came with.
Hey thanks for this comment. I might have fallen asleep sometime this week otherwise.
My dog went through like 3 names in a month cuz we couldn't figure out a good name for her.
"Did you ever learn how to draw grapes yet?"
"What?"
" *GRAPES?* "
Hes about to snap that kids fucking neck, I heard that part too.
It's so fucking funny and I don't know why
@@calmcuke6865 It's like the actual actor's frustration coming out, it's hilarious
I just started wheezing at that scene for some reason
He just sounds so pissed I love it.
Imagine being in the womb, listening to your parents planning on naming you Gerbert.
>> bursting through like a xenomorph
Instant self-abortion
Well, you'd be upset too if a puppet man knocked you up and disappeared (Gerbert's mom is a human but I don't think you ever see his dad).
*MISCARRIAGE*
I'd bite my own umbilical cord
"the zoo is a fun place to go" *Portrays zoo that looks like a Guatemalan guerrilla prison*
Don't you mean Guatemalen GORILLA prison???
@@RacerX-124 that would be stupid... its cheaper to drag guerillas out of the wilderness.
@@RacerX-124 only those who are actually trained in gorilla warfare.
@@RacerX-124 well gorilla's are already animals while some guerrilla's may be furries which is what gerbert wants.
@@RacerX-124 I left it at guerilla so that someone could comment gorilla pun and now we share the spoils
Controversial opinion: Doodles is an adorable name for a cat
it's only controversial if you're a gerbert
Doesn't seem that controversial to me. Tbh, I wouldn't think twice about it if someone told me their cat's name was Doodles.
Smallgremlin Gremlin you right tho
Doodles is fine, it's when you call the cat "Doo" that you've crossed a line.
@@johnstock3282 They respond to the first syllable of the name usually. One of my cats was named Dusty but would respond if you just said 'Duh'.
This episode looks like everyone quit the production and it was just the guy and his wife trying to hold the show together with their cat...
Hilarious
"This cat doesn't want to play with me"
Welcome to cat ownership Gerbert. They have their own agenda
I liken cat ownership to having to take care of a retarded roommate
@@Tuvok_Shakur who hates you
They don't live in your world, you live in theirs.
@@sarafontanini7051 you, apparently
Cats doesnt give a shit lol
Gerbert killed my father
I'm sorry for your loss. i hope Justice will see you through one day, and the horrible mass murderer known as gerbert will be put behind bars!
Gerbert: No, I am your father!
he will have to prepare to die, then
Ok Montoya
It was God's will dude
Gerbert's zoo is like the Stanford Prison Experiment. Half of the kids are zookeepers and the other half are caged animals.
Gerbert's Bible Belt accent is so funny to me. It's such an exaggerated southern accent. oh my god it's great.
Reminds me of Butters from South Park and Orel from Moral Orel
This destroyed me because I didn't notice he had an accent until I read this comment. Greetings from WV hahahaha
I love how thick it becomes at 7:58
@@RCLeahcar That’s the best part of late 80s-early 90s southern kid shows. Even the kids on Barney had thick southern accents in the first season. 😂
@@princess_ama Thats mainly because Barney was produced in the Dallas-Fort Worth area
I would love to see Blooper footage of that cat attacking the Gerbert puppet.
Hopefully the kids weren’t present to witness the cat rip out Gerbert’s internal organs.
Hopefully they were.
@@BenCol "Why was there a hand inside of him?! Is that why Gerbert keeps saying that he hungers for hands?!"
Paul W Something like this, perhaps?: ruclips.net/video/9BYlB0CSX98/видео.html
Same
I can't stop laughing at how Gerbert just fucking screams when he first appears. There are literal tears in my eyes.
I swear on everything i thought i was the only one died at that shit. Lol, it was so random and didnt match.
@@This-country-sucks-4 Pretty sure Ian just snuck it in as a callback to the previous Gerbert video.
1:32 - AUGHK!
@@noesunyoutuber7680 I didn't even notice this, thank you for the laughs
like a parrot
Gerbert: Hey did you learn how to draw grapes yet?
Kid: Uh-what?
Gerbert: *g r a p e s*
11:29 lmao! 🤣
"Your art is terrible and your cat's going to hate you"
whelp that sums up my life
* Y O U S O U N D J U S T L I K E M Y M O M M Y*
same
This is so cringey lol
I'm talking about my comment that I said a freaking month ago
Bon The Animatronic Himself no worries
And Moses brought down the 11th Commandment: “Thou shalt be patient with cats”
they cut out the part where moses screams and swears like crazy as a cat legs onto his leg and digs its sharp claws into his soft skin
@@sarafontanini7051 because he wasn't patient
Steven Badall indeed
Mooses
Plot Twist: Brutalmoose is actually Grown up Gerbert .
Turns out this was actually a low key 'reacting to my old videos' video
That actually makes total sense.. He’s his friend yet his enemy…
*my own worst enemy plays in the background*
my favorite thing about gerbert is that when he's interacting with the kids he doesn't talk like another child, he talks like a nice but awkward kindergarten teacher. such as "a fence! good good. good idea."
gerbert: waddles on stage
the audience: claps
gerbert: S C RE A Mmm
That fucking killed me
He more or less bowked like a chicken lol
Gerbert in: "hating a cat for not being a dog" part 7 of 356
It's as if Baldrick wrote the first English dictionary after burning Samuel Johnson's manuscript.
if it were a dog instead of a cat the episode could be called "gerbert learns the joys of being a chew toy"
@@masterof4elements826 I wonder if that's what happened. It was originally a puppy but within five minutes, they had to break out the spare Gerbert, and hope the puppy passed the foam and felt safely.
@@CandyHatsuneWolff Bring out the backup Gerb.
...But...But that's only for emergencies
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!
I live for these Gerbert videos.
Anyone here ever learn how to draw grapes?
I did not know you watch brutal moose. I love your videos.
You were a big influence on me wanting to go to school for computer science, thank you so much.
@@c.c.8391 h
Good luck. Very competitive job market
Grapes? What're those? Hmm they look round and purple.. maybe i'll just call these Grapes.
Still trying to figure it out
10:24 I just wanted to point out that the freeze frame and then cutting to Gerbert saying "have you ever felt... disappointed?" would make an EXCELLENT meme format.
Imagine an army of Gerberts assaulting you in a parking lot.
The thundering sounds of a thousand paws hitting the ground barely conceal the cries of the angry chicken nugget army:
*"HEY YO-YO-YO-YO!"*
*"C'MON, ROARY!"*
You cannot yet see them, but you feel it in your bones. Something Gerbert this way rides.
I would be so mad
@@Vaksharules1999 "Something Gerbert this way rides"
I'm fucking wheezing
Time to kick some kids
The intro to the first silent hill but it’s a gerbert swarm
I honestly love how Ian has just embraced the constant use of green screen
his editing is unusually creative and fun to watch
green screen is an addiction that’s hard to break.
“The one where gerbert teaches about federal crimes.” Gerbert Goes to Guantanamo Bay
*For Slave [Regular and Sexual. Always children, only known footage of which is included here with him making them sing about cannibalism) trade
"Hey everybody! Today my mommy sent me to this strange place called... hmm, Aww... shoe... wits? Weird name, but this place is one of the biggest camps in the world!"
Thats the segment about the ~~jail~~ human zoo
@@kingdisasterdracula2017 It sure is neato! The bible says!...
"Today, we're going to visit this super duper place called 'Jerusalem'. From what I heard, we're going to have to really work to get there. Even with Richard leading us there. Although, at least I get this neato metal hat."
Gerbert and the First Crusades
"Because it might be yellow and green"
Hate to rain on your parade kid
“Sometimes they want to be left alone”
“Release me human or I may feast upon your flesh”
Super hype for the gerbs! Love his weird misshapen head.
“You’re a worthless failure and everyone hates you.”
“You sound just like my mama! Say it again.”
orange ass orange headass
Gerbert is my favorite chicken nugget shaped puppet
"The Bibl--"
*fastforward intensifies*
What a dumpster fire that would make in the comments section.
The Broble
Wtf is your pfp
Ah, yes. The bible.
Truekingr6 I have no idea how cats and patience relates to the bible😅
"Okay Grandpa"
Says the man dressed like a grandpa.
This is Gerbet's world and we're just living in his human zoo
I'm sure the real reason Gerbert called that Fuzzledoo "Doo" is because he's taking out his frustration of being named Gerbert on a cat.
Fuzzledoos secretly plot the downfall of humans who give them stupid names. Gerbert is doomed.
I lost it at “you smell like a bleeep”
Pussy.
You're turning out to be a *bleep*
I added this video to my favorites about 13 milliseconds after hearing that. Best use of unnecessary censorship in ages. ;)
"Gerbert is my worst enemy!"
Wait, I thought Matt Damon was your worst enemy? Did you guys finally quash the beef between you?
No, Ian finally bested him with that rad zoo
@@kingzant99 T H E Z O O I S A F U N P L A C E TO GO
@@ChiliDUDE27 THE ZOOOOOOOKEEPER. THE ZOOOOOOKEEPER. THE ZOOOOOKEEPER. THE ZOOOKEEPER. THE ZOOOOOKEE-
Maybe Gerbert did something to him off screen
Gerbert=Matt Damon
"Did you ever learn to draw grapes yet?" Gerbert makes me laugh without even trying. Only Ian can get me to sit still long enough to watch him, though.
Sometimes I like to clap along with the clap track just so I can feel like I'm part of your captive audience
normal american response
I think I'll call this one a failure
*points to Gerbert*
Exalted waste
yoU SouND jUst LiKE mY MommY
The bleep made me laugh like an idiot in the break room.
Gerbert is too edgy for his own show sometimes
Seeing a cat in distress has resurrected the cynical, snarky, negative Ian. And I love it
I JUST NOTICED THE "G" ON HIS SHIRT IS A "C" SUPERIMPOSED OVER A "J"
JESUS CHRIST
It's weird that I noticed that before I noticed that it was supposed to be a "g".
Oh no 😵
Both an explanation and a reaction! Lovely!
Gerbert = Jesus Christ
Confirmed
Gerbert canonically gets crucified.
Oh so gerbert can have children in cages but when I do it they say "you're sick" and "you're under arrest"
that one kid in school who eats glue Go work for ICE, then you can get paid for sticking kids in cages.
@@Yzarro But only if you can go into the past when Obama was in office because that's when that happened. Now the kids get to go into a large rec center like building with furniture and cloth to sleep on.
triggered much, Oda?
SHORT STORYTIME!
So I watched this video and another one of your Gerbert reviews and Gerbert looked sooooo familiar.
It was bothering me so much that I texted my mom at 11:30pm, waking her up, asking her why I recognized this damn puppet.
I even texted my big sister and asked if she recognized him.
THEY WERE ECSTATIC
My mom came and my room and asked me if I really remembered him and said: "he's the best little puppet EVER!"
My sister texted back "where's Rory at tho", texted me lyrics to the Zaccheaus song (which I didn't know I knew but I did. Also my mom started singing it.), and sent me an episode.
And apparently, when my mom had my little brother, she wanted to name him Zaccheaus.
ALSO my dad bought my mom a poster of Gerbert a long time ago.
So um yeah I guess my family are HUGE Gerbert fans and I didn't know until tonight (December 7, 2019).
What a way to end the decade.
You've awakened a curse in your family
Gerbert literally activates my fight or flight response. The sound of his voice gives me an adrenaline rush. I just want to hurt him, badly.
This seems like one of those VHS I would randomly receive from my grandma when I was a kid because she didn't know any of my real interests. Thanks, grandma.
I'm shocked this Gerbert video wasn't the cat hissing and growling at him for the entire thing.
They had to cut it out the cat was on near lethal doses of cat sedatives
Gerbert does have some edgy humor. The mexican hat dance, the jokey native song/dance, then asks the little black girl if she's drawing grapes
I just... This cat legit just acts like a cat. Gerbet clearly just doesn't know crap about cats (and also shouldn't be unsupervised with an animal because he's a child).
Also these videos might be my new fave things.
Now that's a good lesson for kids, there's a right way and a wrong way to raise a cat and Gerbert made common childhood cat-raising mistakes.
Exactly. I actually had to give a persuasive speech, so I chose the psychological benefits of having a cat, and I learned a lot of psychology organizations (or whatever they were called) have been considering therapy cats over dogs, because cats just do whatever and react honestly. He basically wanted his cat to act like a dog
@@ericfieldman A lot of dog lovers don't like cats because their entire world doesn't revolve around them, the way it does with a dog. Says a lot about them as people.
@@Otakupatriot117 And I don't personally think there's anything inherently wrong with dog people, it just depends on the circumstances. It's mostly just that dogs are more prone to being conditioned to do nothing but love the owner to a crazy extent, and at a certain point that gets a bit weird. I guess it depends on the dog and the person.
@@Otakupatriot117 im a dog person exclusively because i like how big they are, cats are smaller and i get anxious about hurting them
11:31 I love how you can actually hear someone talking off set 😂
holy shit ahaha
1:33 First thing Gerbert does on-screen is scream and it's cracking me up.
"Gerbert has an edgy sense of humor."
My cat is freakin cold fish, but I know she loves me cause she only lets me, my parents, and my sister touch her. Some cats have a lot of love to give and they spread it out. My cat has only a little love, but she gives it all to us
I love his weirdly adult like rants and mumblings
Gerbert or brutalmoose
Yes
7:15 I'm glad the man who once created a "human zoo" to one-up Matt Damon like over half a decade ago can recognize a human zoo on sight. #NeverForgetAndrewMiller
And the notorious loiterers, Winston Beggum and Andrew Andrews.
@@patrickphelan279 Let's not forget Wochie...Wohowczi... Woha... FUCK THAT LAST NAME.
Gerbert should've gotten a dog. It might've been better suited to all the things he wanted to do with it.
It still wouldn't have been 100% on board, but that's where they could put the lesson in.
11:32 you can hear someone in the background say "Grapes."
First thing on the video: “AAGHH!”
A fitting line for the video
Okay, can we just take a moment to appreciate that Ian has a tape titled "UFO's are real"? Can we please get a review of that one at some point?
it's not even the only UFO related VHS tape he has.
That's gonna be a weird episode of Gerbert.
@@XanthinZarda Have you read Chariot of the Gods? It's so Neato!
@@OdaSwifteye No, but I've read the Books of Enoch and Jashir.
I love the half-assed british accent when talking about naming cheetahs
I feel like I'm in some weird future where some metalhead became a grandma and can't stop showing me her puppet show
Woman, refusing to let go of cat: Sometimes they just want to be left alone!
Cat, clearly uncomfortable: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO
I love how Gerbert entered with a scream
Press 1 for instant scream
nice pfp, gizz rocks :>
@@undgcat6767 thank you
Tbh Doodles is a perfect cat name
Let’s just say that’s what “Do” is short for.
Ian’s intense and vitriolic hatred for Gerbert is endlessly entertaining. I aspire to hate as strongly as that one day.
Gerbert talks like an electronic toy with low batteries.
Man, looking at that cat's stance, movements and downturned tail. It really does /not/ want to be there.
The Sangheili yeah! It looks like he’s trying to just get away the whole time. That and he has a crooked tail I think
I mean, would you be okay with a crazy eyed puppet trying to give you a bath? Cause I sure would like to run at that point too.
@@shinomichan5782 can't believe that Gerbert is just Chris-chan in puppet form.
I'd name my cat "Chairman Meow"
A fellow Shadowhunters yes! Love the books!
I knew a chatty cat once. I called him Chairman Meow.
My cat is named “period” because when im angry with him he becomes a bloody mess.
I used to volunteer at an animal shelter and someone once surrendered a cat named "Meowgaret Thatcher."
@@FTWorWTFGod, that poor, innocent cat!
I was fully prepared for Gerbert to name the cat "Cat" after all the creative names they came up with at 14:25.
There are 12 Gerbert VHSes on that shelf
We’ve only covered three
That means there are nine more Gerbert reviews for nine more years of Moose going insane
They shall come to lift our spirits at a time of darkness. For now we wait
@@halfling49 I can't wait
I NEED MORE NUGGET MAN
NINE MORE YEARS
NINE MORE YEARS
Theres even more episodes besides those nine so he has many years of gerbert ahead of him
AmI just catching up on the fact the "g" in his name is made of a "J" and "C" for Jesus Christ?
Didn’t notice that - it looks to me like someone tried to write a cent sign but got carried away on the downward stroke.
I'm p sure they tried to put a winkyface right next to the g in case you didn't get it the first time
Nah. It stands for JC Denton
gonedeadwind oh
Mind blown, just like when i got the Miles Prower thing
I’m not gonna lie, I love him. And you can totally tell the puppeteer (I’m guessing the voice and the moving is done by one guy…because money) has no real script. The whole make believe scene is just pure “whose line is it anyway?”. Brilliant. That’s what kids tv is missing these days. Absurd humour and adults who are on the brink of a meltdown.
“Hay did ya lurn howta draw graypes yit?”
“A what?”
“GRAYPES”
That cat was like: “aight I’m boutta head out...”
How does this man not have over a million subs? I watch his old stuff and it's just as great as it is today
Yeah that's wired. So funny, so much quality!
Brutalmoose is probably one of the most consistent creators with only a few missteps in his back catalogue, IMO. Along with Phelous.
Ikr, it's a shame that he doesn't have more subs by now, but don't worry, he will soon. I mean everything is great, Comedy, Editing, Concepts Of Videos, The Overall Feel Of The Channel, I'll be waiting patiently for him to blow up... It better be soon enough..
It's all quality with brutalmoose.
I agree... the only other RUclipsrs I like is Jacksepticeye, Alex Meyers and ZacharyMichael.
"Your art is terrible, and your cat's gonna hate you."
Perfect line here, lmao
3:04 In order to remind his subjects why they are to fear him, Gerbil Devourer of Gods performs the ancient Rite of the Nugget to summon Pancho Villa back from the grave.
Unstoppable whiner Gerbert meets emotionally immovable cat? Sign me up!
Shout out to the random girl that decided to put on a British accent when naming the cheetah.
Oh I thought it was a boy lol
She was doing an impression of Jane from the old Tarzan movies.
I think the naming of the animals is a Genesis reference, like Adam and Eve giving the names to all the animals.
9:40 gerbert FPS
Audience: Sees VHS effect.
Audience: TELEVOID?
Televoid is dead
@@AlexS-sc3gb shut up shut up shut up shut up s
"Gerbert teaches Bible lessons that we fast-forward through because the devil told me to"
at least you're honest XD
I swear, when he’s riding on the stuffed animal and starts screaming, “COME ON CHICKEN CACCIATORE! COME ON RORY!” I just can’t help but laugh. The little guy is super cute… GRAPES?!
10:06 made me laugh hard
"You're turning out to be a SHIT"
12:26 is not horrible its hilarious
I love cats and im sure he was spoiled boy. But this is a day he never forgot.. I bet that cat bunny kicked the crap out of that puppet when the lady walked away.
Please give MJ treats for fast forwarding through all the bible parts ♥
why did gerbert scream like that when he first walked out onto the stage
because he's gerbert
It's a reference to another gerbert video he did.
Gerbert 3 : Gerbert Strikes back
The Gerbert Menace
Attack of the Gerbert
Revenge of the Gerbert
A New Gerbert
Gerbert Strikes Back
Return of the Gerbert
The Gerbert Awakens
The Last Gerbert
The Rise of Gerbert
Rogue Gerbert: A Gerbert Story
The Gerbert Wars
The Gerbert Expanded Universe
The Gerbert Unleashed
Knights of the Old Gerbert
Ok I'm done
"I think I'll call this one a cow"
"I think I'll call this one a sheep"
Oohhh I wasn't aware these kids named our animals. And here I thought those names were thought up a long time ago.
No...no...god named them! You missed that when Ian hit FF
Honestly Gerbert's chicken nugget face is kinda cute, he's just completely unlikable.
agreed.
5:50 this kid is retired and living in Florida
I've never seen a reviewer hold such bare contempt and hatred for the subject of a thing they were reviewing
I’ve seen much worse actually. XD Ian’s been pretty mellow in recent years so I like when he changes up and gets a bit more heated. Sometimes you can have fun reviewing a series but get an episode that pisses you off. XD
I listen to God Awful Movies, so I'm super used to it.
Gerbert actually would get a special with netflix these days
Even though 3 Gerbert episodes is pretty much enough Gerbert anyone can handle, I hope he might have it in him to see Gerbert: Forgive & Forget one day, even if it isn't in a video
The Kite Destruction scene never fails to make me laugh for some reason
"Gerbert Commits a Felony" is my favorite episode.
Great video, man. I always enjoy your stuff!
Personally I was a big fan of “Gerbert goes to Vegas and kills a hooker”
I especially like the “Gerbert Commits Tax Fraud and no Matter What he Does the IRS Knows Where he is” segment.
Gerbert: What would you name your cat?
Young H.P. Lovecraft: ....
"No, Howard, that's extremely inappropriate! Now I'm gonna make a bunch of random sounds while wearing a half-assed warbonnet and pretend that's anything like what any Native American does!"
@@patrickphelan279 That part made me speechless for a second.
Lovecraft didn't name Nigger-man, his father did. In fact, his parents are the ones who instilled his racism and fear of the unknown into him, and both are things he began trying to rid himself of later in life. He even once stated that he couldn't rename the cat because it'd be cruel to force an adult cat to relearn its name.
Lovecraft didn't name the cat, his father did, and he wanted to rename it but couldn't, reasoning that it'd be cruel to force an adult cat to relearn its name.
@@ElFreakinCid where's your source? Because I couldn't find anything backing your claims, in fact most information I obtained was quite the opposite. I even remember a paragraph from one of his stories describing a black man in a manner that would leave the KKK in the dust. I appreciate everything that man has done for writing, but he was incredibly racist and that's fine. In fact I should probably get back to reading some of his stories, they can be tough to get through sometimes but are incredibly impressive regardless.
"Be patient with cats."
-God
i love how ian's entire life is devoted to destroying the life of this fictional child, it gives me a type of joy i can't describe
But he isn't, he's merely commenting on a bad show
I get you were trying to be funny
theres always next time
_"I think I'll call this one an 'Ian'!"_
And that's how our favorite RUclipsr got his name.
More like "I think I'll call this one the moose!"
When she walked in and said “Is this your cat or what?” It felt like it was about to become a bad porno...
Gerbert sounds like PsychicPebbles imitating a southerner.
Try The Doughnut Man. He has a talking doughnut called Duncan and they're part of The Doughnut Repair Club, "celebrating Jesus through teaching and song."
Apparently he's still doing tours?
That also brought us THE ALMIGHTY LOAF.