Thank you guys so much for making my video of JonTron's best reactions so popular, so a treat for the new year, I present to you the best reactions of JonTron 2.
the clips are all tied together, so if you didn't know anything about the games or about jontron, you would think it was all one big, random, nonsensical skit. I love it.
Like holy sh it i have zoomed in i have looked at every angle and i don't freaking understand.It cleary is something not pervered...RIGHT????!!? How come he didn't even notices it.I might make a fool out of my self but wtf is that!
@@abysswalker2594 Realistically, probably various hallucinogens. Especially when it came to Dionysis, as in his cult it was a practice that his followers would get STUPID HIGH AND DRUNK, as they believed it was a way of connecting to his divine powers.
Thank you for this. I don't know why but just now, after hearing this I don't know how many times, I broke down in fit if laughter, as if hearing it for the first time again. God bless you, and God bless Jontronicon.
"Here we meet Dex's best friend, Daredevil Dan, a chocolate squirrel whose main character traits are broken motion capture and making Wayne Brady seem like he's not an actor."
I laughed so much at 0:53 😂😂 he didn’t last at least 10 seconds into playing Pikachu. “There’s a lot to see in this life... I’m not wasting it here.” 😂
how do you even start a list like this? pretty much everytime Jon reacts to something it's funny. The guy could be standing still and for some reason I'd still find it funny. He seriously has a gift. Hes just funny. he was born that way and unless he actively denies it, he will die that way. Hilarious.
Shadow Lord I think the occasional "half assed" upload is great. The content is always good, even if he talks more about shitty movies than games. Still the same Jontron, but just on a higher budget
It’s his most iconic reaction too-people in CCP ruled China use this meme to advertise their horrible mobile games. The symbol of free expression… “WHAT. WHAT DAFUCK?!”
40:52 GROMMET THIS GROMMET THAT WHAT THE F*CK DOES GROMMET MEAN 49:16 IM GOING ON THE ROOF TOPS, SWOOD THIS, SWOOD THAT *dies inside and falls back in chair and drops controller*
Best ninja turtle? Totally Michelonatteleonaelinteredder. He's a rude party dude who leads, does machines, attacks (without being cut any slack), and taught them to be ninja teens.
+Pokeman Silph (Pokemonsilph) SWOOD DIS! SWOOD DAT! THEY JUST COULDN"T STOP ME! btw i think the spray paint there in the California games meant to say "swoop" not "swood", although the latter goes better with the nightmare of a pixelated videogame
Jon Tron is like an improved version of the video game nerd, lol Quality content, but with a different personality. It's rare to see genuinely funny YT videos these days.
20:15 "Well you got Hollywood Mount Everest back there, the San Francisco Bay area ten miles away, and d... uhh... d.... dinosaur? You know... the Los Angeles Dinosaur...... (choking back tears) The great Los Angeles Dinosaur..." XD
Also, 16:14 I used to own that one. It was a Spider-Man beat em up and was actually pretty fun. And one level was a shooter and lemme tell ya. It ain't no galaga.
Whenever I see a clip from Titenic, it feels so weird since it's not sped up and autotuned, since that is what I am now used to after seeing it's song counterpart a couple hundred times
I watched this whole video waiting for the "candy corn vomit" scene from Clock Tower, the one so ridiculous even JonTron himself literally could not get 1 take of where he didn't laugh. I almost feel like I wasted my time, but then I remember "I just watched an hour of JonTron, so I couldn't have wasted my time."
Игры
the clips are all tied together, so if you didn't know anything about the games or about jontron, you would think it was all one big, random, nonsensical skit. I love it.
ets so guude
It's fitting for Jon.
It is one big random skit. The only videos with any sense of Sanity were his Starcade vids. And even then its still pretty random.
SmithyLK II
Like holy sh it i have zoomed in i have looked at every angle and i don't freaking understand.It cleary is something not pervered...RIGHT????!!?
How come he didn't even notices it.I might make a fool out of my self but wtf is that!
3:42 the fact that this is mythologically correct makes it so much funnier
Imagine if that was Timon saying that at the House of Mouse.
@@robbiewalker2831 fucking what?
@@robbiewalker2831 I said it ones I’ll say it again what drugs where they on when talking about their gods
@@abysswalker2594 Realistically, probably various hallucinogens. Especially when it came to Dionysis, as in his cult it was a practice that his followers would get STUPID HIGH AND DRUNK, as they believed it was a way of connecting to his divine powers.
@@zephyrdagonheart1208 why am I surprised
*GOD DAMMIT I SHOT THE WIND AGAIN*
And meant it
Good old Point Five-oh
Don't you hate when that happens?
"Lord, please just give me a sign...where ya goin with this shit!?!?!?" also my response to 2016 as a whole
Basically yes
And 2017, and probably 2018
Definitely 2018
My whole life basically- towards the world.
Definitely 2020
"wHAT"
"wHAT THE FUcK?!"
WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!?
nice markiplier profile picture
aliyah mctrash XDXDXD
Nikolai Brix Hermansen - 6J 35:28
unorginal a
"Better should check the broble"
13:33
"It says the bibble."
I don't think I can eat mormons let me check the broble see if thats alright
JMan123 YOU DARE QUESTION THE GREAT JIMMY!?!?
Broble... Lmfao. 🤣
I HAVE FALLEN
AN I CHOOSE *NOT* TO GET UP!!!
OOOOOOOOH SHET
"TWO KIDS GONE' DIE TONIGHT!!!" best line ever
2:45 "Singing how do you f*ck!!" - Jon
XD
Thank you for this. I don't know why but just now, after hearing this I don't know how many times, I broke down in fit if laughter, as if hearing it for the first time again. God bless you, and God bless Jontronicon.
👍
LMAO
It's actually "how dee doo"
"I have fallen! And I choose NOT to get up!"
The booziest of beat-em ups!
ANYTHING CAN BE PURCHASED FOR THE RIGHT *O Y Y Y U U U L !*
That's my favorite jontron quote.
"Mmmm scissorman!!!!"
He has been doing seed
28:00
"Finally,a game system for me!"
"Fillip,make up your goddamn mind!"
Things escalated real quick back there!
Yeap 😂
Nina Tady that’s my favourite part
1:37 ah yes, coconut 56 is my favorite character in overwatch
“Now there’s something a reasonable person can understand”
jontron is one swood guy
How fucking dare you
ToffeeAndCreme
how dare he
The Swoodest!
SWOOODD THIS SWOOODDD THAT
And a grommet of a man
"YOU LOOK LIKE A SNAKE!"
"Yesssssss"
"WHAT!!??? WHAT THE FUCK!!???"
Always gets me xD
Especially the pause inbetween that last quote XD XD
Declan Hearne SHAKING INTENSIFIES
You ever seen that scene with a CAS filter? It's hilarious, look it up. XD
Watch out for a man giving away candy
Declan Hearne And the fact that he's almost breaking down laughing, but he's holding it together.
Roses are red,
Knives make you bleed,
"HEY JACQUE,
ARE YOU DOING SEED?"
"God damn it! I shot the wind again!"
*difficulty breathing*😂
Well yea if they’re bullets In the air it would be pretty hard to breathe
Jontron is a gift from God. There is no other way around it...
Oh Lord, we thank you for the gift of JonTron. Amen.
+aphftwb-tches yea
yes.
Amen.
Jontron is a God from Gift. That's the way it is...
*Oh- oh. I'm coming, I ju- I'm done here; I've fulfilled my purpose, I-I don't need to see no more shit down here.*
KyuubixKube I use this in my daily life when the opportunity presents itself
vertical hunger is for grommets such as yourself, I... I- I guess ._.
It's a really "swood" joke
What episode is that from?
its only known as...tekeshi's challenge. god help us all. its pretty atmospheric and has that old quirky 90's pc vib.
XD
"There is one way." "Two kids gon die tonight!"
Laughed so hard from that. 😂😂
I wish they added the part in clock tower where he spits out candy corn
it's so freaking funny to me
IKR
+Layanrd Bloom So should I start therapy now, or wait for the nightmares to start?
Layanrd Bloom yeah
Especially when he breaks and looks right at the camera 🤣
his reaction to the "actually, fuck you." from microsoft was the best XD
_- rip xbox_
considering that was a LITERAL cockblock since it got canned about 2 years after it was announced.
1:43
**gasp** NOT THE SCISSORMIN...
"Well I didn't realise you were going to go ape shit."
*MM-SCISSORMIN!!!*
"Please stop."
"Here we meet Dex's best friend, Daredevil Dan, a chocolate squirrel whose main character traits are broken motion capture and making Wayne Brady seem like he's not an actor."
"Relax bro! We're talkin' about sunshine goodness! You could give her a Cracker Jack ring and she'd still say yes!"
Man, 1910 times were SCAAAWY
The Red Caller *static intensifies*
smoke seed every day
Eyyy
+Anna LMAO
Fish smoke seaweed
+Nicole Lucero main question is that what kind of seeds?
I think those are poppy seeds too XD
20:27 I love how Jon looks almost like he's about to cry
35:27
One of the best and iconic lines from JohnTron for it was used for memes. It is a certified hood classic😎
You mean 35:28
@@sebastiandiamond-fortune3563 that too
I AM ON A DRUG IT'S CALLED *CHARLIE SHEEN*
Comfy Couch Gaming I am also on a drug AND ITS KILLING ME HELP!!!!!!!!!!
At the same time she met jack, tap a quickly to not die as fast
Don't forget the flying eggplant...
Man, 1910 times were SCARY
MLG Gurdy wierd*
T-T-T-T-Titenic
the bougiest of beaten ups
I laughed so much at 0:53 😂😂 he didn’t last at least 10 seconds into playing Pikachu.
“There’s a lot to see in this life... I’m not wasting it here.” 😂
2:58 I do miss you Jon, I do hope he comes back T_T
he actually posted a video 12 days ago
30:35 Why, why does that sound effect have me rolling over with laughter!? it's so perfect!!
how do you even start a list like this? pretty much everytime Jon reacts to something it's funny. The guy could be standing still and for some reason I'd still find it funny. He seriously has a gift. Hes just funny. he was born that way and unless he actively denies it, he will die that way. Hilarious.
August West so your saying he's like seth rogan
I bet even his tombstone will be hilarious! It will probably quote: "I have fallen...and I choose NOT to get up!"
August West 19:02
@@PeninsulaPaintings If it doesn't say that it will just say ECH
@@emptyharder no, cause Jontron's actually funny.
39:51 Me when my mom says she wants me to socialize.
Wòw
Hi!
Fun fact: raisins are poison to dogs, along with chocolate and tree nuts.
@Bully Garfield Raisins are also bad to cats.
he needs to start making videos more often, he's so funny
his videos take so much time to make, it's crazy
Quality > quantity
Shadow Lord I think the occasional "half assed" upload is great. The content is always good, even if he talks more about shitty movies than games. Still the same Jontron, but just on a higher budget
Iva Trajkovska
Ikr, he hasn't uploaded anything in over a year, at least not since he made that accidental racist comment🤔
Shadow the Gengar racist comment?
3:17 i like how the opening is simply
"the japanese make some crazy shit"
35:27 This is my favorite reaction
Mines too☺️
Classic
WAT!?!? WAT DAFUQ!?!?!?!?
It’s his most iconic reaction too-people in CCP ruled China use this meme to advertise their horrible mobile games. The symbol of free expression… “WHAT. WHAT DAFUCK?!”
24:03 always cracks me up
50:25
That was the most beautiful laugh I've ever seen from Jon.
14:45 THERE IS A LICENSED NINTENDO GAME WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN IT!!!!!!!!
Lord Voldemort I'M HERE TO DO YOUR BIDDING MASTER '-'
*Bows to Lord Voldermort, the best Slytherin Student*
Does Jon have an accent of some sort? New York, It sounds like.
You a Stalker yes. He lives in New York
He sounds like he's from Long Island. I speak like that as well.
Well im from utika and i never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.
@@alon9328 i See.
You know these Hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at krusty burgers.
@@alon9328 for steamed Hams ?!?
2:41 This clip made me laugh SO HARD!!!
The fucking nut cooking scene makes me piss myself every time.
"You'll miss me when I'm gooooone"
what is it with these FUCKING NUTS!!!
Have you ever wanted to watch every new age Jontron video, cut into small segments and placed out of order?
Is this what happens when illicit Pokemon breeding goes unchecked?!
Now, +Oreally, you know that's a loaded question.
Pixl when I read this that part came on
@@artificialcartographer1636 hompstuick
@@artificialcartographer1636 hoomstuck
19:25 its sonichu
BACK! BACK YE DEMON!
aren't raisins actually toxic for dogs
Yep
Do you think the film makers give a fuck
ahmed siraji
good point
I think someone once said in the comments that it was suppose to be like humans smoking ciggarettes. Not good for you.
+frog shrub
yt comments, now there's a reliable source of info :^)
"Finally a game system for me!"
My personal favorite
9:15 i love this one
2:07
Omg kid icarus uprising track!
"MURDER YOUR CHILDREN! LITERALLY MURDER YOUR CHILDREN!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Epic Emz and you can eat Mormons 😂😂😂
What's funny is that I love JonTron, and this was uploaded on my birthday.
Happy birthday.
Shouldn't you be saving Lady Emily?
OH SHIT
Corvo Attano™ I'm a stupid, I don't get the reference
It's a reference from the game Dishonored.
2:32 no matter how many times I come back to this video this part always makes me laugh the hardest
20:20 is that dinosaur a reference to the Jurassic park 2 movie where the the t-Rex runs rampant in L.A.
you didn't put it in "DDR DDR DDR DIDNT BOTHER TO HIDE IT DDR DDR..."
LOSE! LOSE! LOSE! LOSE! LOSE! LOSE!
Dufuck does grommet mean
LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE
which one is that from?
+rocketeer454 Bootleg Pokemon Games.
18:58 The 2 faces get me EVERYTIME!
50:24 how does he manage to laugh like that
Of course, coconut 56. I get it!
-i don't get it-
Am I the only one who thinks JonTron sounds like a mix between Timon from The Lion King and Christopher Walken?
And a little bit of Billy Crystal.
so true
Matkaizer08 I can see how he could be timon XD he kinda sounds like him
And a little bit of David Cross
I have just noticed that its not "Swood" its "Swoop"
You deserve a grommet!
its a gang call. its either norte or bloods but yeah
Swood is a surfer term from the late 80s
Memes Not Dreams sb
RUMMAGE TIIME!
5:43
Welp, that escalated quickly
2:29 this will always be my fav JonTron skit! 😂😂😂
I looked up californian dinosaur AND IT ACTUALLY EXISTS! HOLY FUCK!
HOLY SNAKE
Lenny Face WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
CALIFORNIAN FUCKING DINOSAUR? WHAT? WHAT THE FRICK?
Lijade Trashimoto i think it appeared on peewee herman once
+Lenny Face it does i watched the movie that it was in
that movie scares the living *FUCK* out of me
Has anybody notice JonTron sounds like the voice actor who does Timon from lion King?
Nathan Lane. I hear a little bit of Billy Crystal as well.
JonTron can be a freaking voice actor lol
he also sounds like John Pinnet or Pennet a little bit (comedian)
Don't ruin it for me.
OMFG YES
Even if jon doesnt come back to youtube, I will be rewatching all his videos several times and watching compilations like this
40:52 GROMMET THIS GROMMET THAT WHAT THE F*CK DOES GROMMET MEAN 49:16 IM GOING ON THE ROOF TOPS, SWOOD THIS, SWOOD THAT *dies inside and falls back in chair and drops controller*
ThEy JuSt CoUlDn'T sToP mE!
Jon: I see friends shaking *pop* JESUS...I er...singing how do you *pop* FUCK!
+dabhdude This needs to be an MMD motion. XD
Best ninja turtle? Totally Michelonatteleonaelinteredder. He's a rude party dude who leads, does machines, attacks (without being cut any slack), and taught them to be ninja teens.
Sounds more like a Gary-sue to me.
You don't get the joke, I guess?
I do get the joke.
+Pokeman Silph (Pokemonsilph) SWOOD DIS! SWOOD DAT! THEY JUST COULDN"T STOP ME!
btw i think the spray paint there in the California games meant to say "swoop" not "swood", although the latter goes better with the nightmare of a pixelated videogame
Nathan Pillsbury Yep.
15:12. Made me LMAO 🤣
You mean 15:13
And this 15:25
29:21
what he says: Comin' in mr brayunman
what he really means: Coming in, Mr. Brave Young Man?
You had it wrong for 2 years when it's actually 29:17
Neckless Jon* "Finally! a game for me!" xD hilarious
35:22 - 35:30
the part that made me laugh out loud the most
Temmie Gaster 37:42-38:04 made me laugh the most XD
35:22 can someone tell me the title of the video this is from?
Temmie Gaster Omg yes!! 😂
etrius-1 Anti Drug Games
18:49 😂😂😂😂😂Every Fukin TIME JON
"Ten..."
2 years later, I've legit laughed still at this
" Couldn't stop me from saying that word! Grommet this, Grommet that, the FUCK does grommet mean?! "
They missed the "Wallace and"
+Zelousmarineinspace that's what I thought
+Zelousmarineinspace
Sounds like one swood guy
Jon Tron is like an improved version of the video game nerd, lol Quality content, but with a different personality. It's rare to see genuinely funny YT videos these days.
But then he went from game reviewer to movie reactor.
@@robbiewalker2831 From game reviewer to movie reviewer to whatever-the-fuck-he-wants-to-make-a-video-about..... er.
1:32 [PIPIS]!!!
"That's *FUCKIN* metal as *FUCK* dude"
20:15 "Well you got Hollywood Mount Everest back there, the San Francisco Bay area ten miles away, and d... uhh... d.... dinosaur? You know... the Los Angeles Dinosaur...... (choking back tears) The great Los Angeles Dinosaur..."
XD
We went from 22 minutes, to 55. I wish more people did this
2:07 one of my favourite songs in gaming, "Reset Bomb Forest". Glad to know he acknowledges many games.
Also, 16:14 I used to own that one.
It was a Spider-Man beat em up and was actually pretty fun.
And one level was a shooter and lemme tell ya.
It ain't no galaga.
Finally find JonTron clips after so many years, and he's FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFucking hilarious.
Whenever I see a clip from Titenic, it feels so weird since it's not sped up and autotuned, since that is what I am now used to after seeing it's song counterpart a couple hundred times
John Doe IKR
Me too.
A couple of what of them?
'COUPLE HUNDRED OF THEM JUST UP AHEAD'
Rico O' Rourke couple what of them?
I watched this whole video waiting for the "candy corn vomit" scene from Clock Tower, the one so ridiculous even JonTron himself literally could not get 1 take of where he didn't laugh. I almost feel like I wasted my time, but then I remember "I just watched an hour of JonTron, so I couldn't have wasted my time."
I still think one of my favourite things is BrentalFloss as Mr Clean. Just that entire skit. So good.
10:49 always gets me for some reason
Watching these makes me realize how much JonTron I still haven't seen.
23:20 will always be my favourite reaction of his lmfao
hinokit THAT is what a "Mind Blown" moment
16:48
18:50
9:14 r.i.p headphone users also SO SPOOPY
That Christmas story turned apocalyptic real quick
"All I wanted was to have fun, all that happened was I got sad!" Modern cartoons.
*Good modern Cartoons
WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK?
1:04 if fnaf was realistic
Such a swood video. Love it.
42:10 is probably one of my favorite moments on youtube in recent memory.
shit gets me every. fucking. time.
I love how all of these clips are aligned just right so that it sounds like one big rant.
At 22:13 he says he's been trying for decades. But it came out in 2012. So unless Jontron lives in an alternate universe, it has not been decades
5:09 That clip makes me sad.........I would be Jon's friend!
"Deal or No Deal?..."
NO DEAL
Either Deal.
ouh yee ish uh deel okeih boyie
Don't you just love 1AM?
NO SEAL
Seal!
Tekunin Megpoid NO DEAL