I know it gets said in here a million times. But it’s so true. I am convinced that the lack of half-life 3 has driven the half life community to this point.
there's some animation out there that's getting way too smooth like making a gmod video in SFM and then there's punk videos like these that use 25 year old low poly af models
What no half life 3 does to the community
Yea
Crazy? I was crazy once DARGH!. They didnt release half life 3. NOO!. For 25 years straight STAHP!. No half life 3 made me crazy. EUGH!.
And that's great. It's peak half life content
THEY MAY BE MAKING HALF-LIFE 3
Guys we got new leaks
Crowbar: "Is that shit!?"
Is that a gorgeous freeman reference?
NOOOO
@@anotherrandomhkplayer6243don't you mean gargantuan Freeman?
Woah u just sent me back to the days of neon shoes, vinyl wrapped iPod Mini's and 240p videos (everyone has custom channel bg and font colour)
"RAISE THE BAR"
Hearing a Half Life scientist say "bro" is something I didn't expect to hear today.
It's better than halflife 3
Yeah cring
@@DIO.S_STANDAH it's not cringe lmfao
@antonstuntgrowth8370 same
I would use the silo door.
Why☠️💀
*gib sfx*
Why? Its our only way out
Me neither
@@Whenwhereeverywhere Because it’s effective to wipe my a$$ with
Not the poor headcrab 😢
It's now buttcrab
@@kirtheweasel *Life is PAIN*
@@Jacy-dx6dxI hate mys-
Shitcrab
@@Jacy-dx6dx turn into bread
The problem with silo door is that it goes up and down. If it went side to side horizontally, it would be instant S tier.
lmao i lost my shit
@@АльфредХичкок-х8кyou would if you wiped your ass with the silo door
Turn it side ways
@@АльфредХичкок-х8к then find it goddamit
This comment would be a good addition to disco Elysium.
I know it gets said in here a million times. But it’s so true. I am convinced that the lack of half-life 3 has driven the half life community to this point.
Same with 7? Years with no update to tf2
its uhm.. entertainment for sure do xD but gimme hlf3 lol
Same with portal 3 but I'm sure that's never coming now
I totally thought Gordon Freeman was going to be on that list💀
👀👀👀👀
I love how the community shows more love to a side character (i guess) that the protagonist
Silo door has the best back story and lore
The protagonist has no character tho
But..... that's kleiner.
Tbf, the main protag is just a vessel, an avatar that the player controls
@kuklama0706 Gordon shows far more character than G-man and Adrian combined
Never thought i would hear "what the hell i don't know bro , i didnt put in the list bro " from scientist 😂
2024 will have flying cars
2024: dr kleiner low poly version ranking random things that he would wipe a$$ with😂
it rots the brain so good
Dr. Kleiner: Gordon, I'm out of TP, can I borrow your crowbar?
Half life scientist speaking fluently is boggling my mind.
I have a theory, *Skibidi Toilet* is secretly *Half-Life 3.* I can explain.
Dont
@@uuuuuuuuuuuu5tiu218 so basically, Valve couldnt count to 3, so they gave the licence to the guy who made Skibidi Toilet, and he messed it all up.
because of gman
I got a better theory:
*Skibidi Toilet* is a alternative universe from *Half-Life*
it's a series not a video game
Half Life: A masterpiece in gaming
The Half Life community:
BChungus becomes more mentally insane the more content he makes 💀
Yeah this Belarus guy got brain rotted brain washed brain erased and just got insane
Imagine wearing ridiculous ties everyday
For some reason I want a calendar 📅 of snark 😂
-Sand- Totally not sand paper
*-hi-*
-Hello-
That dr is getting hip with the kids
"the silo door?!? what the hell? i dont know bro, i aint even putting it in the list, bro!" got me GOOD
That headcrab's gonna turn him into a zombie from the other side.
Head crab?! Oh have I done that before? NAHHHHH WTH IS WRONG WITH KLINER 😭😭🙏
Oh god, the scene of him rubbing his ass on the silo door is stuck in my head
"WhaT ThE HeLl i DoNt KnOw BrO, I AiNt PutTIng ThaT In ThE LisT BrO"
The crowbar being ranked worse than the head crab is wild
Gordon definitely would use his crowbar.
It also give his crowbar extra biohazard damage enhancement
6: why my hand of course, let's see if gman wants a high five 😈.
The half life community is getting Arkham levels of absolutely cracked insanity and we can't do anything but watch
He finally opened the silo door I guess
Leaves are goated when there’s no toilet paper. Easy no. 2
"I AINT EVEN PUTTING THAT IN THE LIST BRO" IM DEDDD XDDDD
A crystal that'll cut your ass up gets a higher place than a fabric tie.
*Gorgeous Freeman holding crowbar covered in dookie*
Gorgeous: WTF?!
Barney: Ummm… is that shit?
Kliner. Why?
I never knew I needed the scientist from HL speaking like a twitch streamer was something I desperately needed in my life!
First one is just my school tie. Same colours, same patterns etc
Sometimes when your arms don’t work, the only thing you can use is the silo door..
That or a very attentive head crab.
ARE YOU INSANE?!?! 🗣🗣🗣 STOP ATTACKING 🙅🙅🙅
*"Can't get worse than this"* He jinxed it xD
At least there's no sandpaper... Reminds me of 4 "Samurai(s)" who got stuck on a toilet 🤣🤣
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!
AND WHY DID I WATCH IT FIVE TIMES?!
Oh have I done that before? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN 😭😭😭
Crow bar at 1, head crab at 2, silo door at 3, crunchy crystal at 4, leaf at 5, ridiculous ties at 6, coffee cup at 7, toilet paper at 8.
but would he wipe his rear end with a HECU marine
My! Ass! Is! Heavy!
Whoever makes these animations is my favorite mortal
Ridiculous ties, I've heard this in the game for the first time
Why does the voice sound so realistic
I feel like the ashen one is the one of the only fromsoft protags who has an appropriate scream for brutally dying.
Wanna know what's funny? Im not even a Half Life fan. I played the first game a little. Never finished it tho. But I absolutely love all those videos.
Did you have music on the train ride? Music really sells it.
@@kuklama0706 Is there music on the train ride??
there's some animation out there that's getting way too smooth like making a gmod video in SFM and then there's punk videos like these that use 25 year old low poly af models
“Have i done that before?“ got me😭🙏
Hearing Dr.Howwl Hal Robins saying that "bro" jumble at the end really fucked with my head
Gorgeus Freeman reference
Please do a part two I’m so interested
He didn’t even rate the coffee cup
He probably tested later on in the gorgious freeman episodes with the crowbar
The valve making its community insane
Crowbar at eight?! This man has never seen Gorgeous Freeman.
Why is this weirdly comfortable
THE ŠÆŁŒ DOOR alarm goes off* got me rolling to the next galaxy
“Oh have I done that before” to the headcrab 💀💀💀
Where would Gordon Freeman appear on that list?
“For gods sakes open the silo door!!!!!”
How many times has this man turned from serious to weird in this video 💀
"Have i done that before" 💀
The ridiculous tie looks like the tie from Hanazawa Teruki aka Mob Psycho
The music is kinda bussin😎😎😎
How the hell did i get exacly the same rankings i feel like im releated to him.
Best half life 2 video
Crowbar feels like a reference to Gorgeous Freeman
The fact that bro put the haed crab at 7 and not at 8💀💀💀
Bro is in full death💀😭🙏
Imagine showing this to someone back when half life first came out
Half life scientists making tier list before half life 3
"Coffee cup, this should help, there is nothing wrong with that" 😭😭💀
rainbow with six colors🗿
He accepts dsngerously sharp crystals but draws the line at a crowbar.
The fact that he rather put a Head crab lower than crowbar is funny
At number 7 only is crazy
i perfectly guessed where he would put everything
Imagine you walk into work just to see a shit-stain on the door
Dang, even half life is getting the lobotomy kaisen effect
"Uh huh, this my shit, all the boys shake your butts like this" (girl scream)
POV: You’re a Black Mesa scientist when an alarm goes off for some reason
Bro went from 😊 to😟
"Stop fucking the coffee machine Mr. Freeman!"
"Are you insane? " got me dead
I love this 😭👊
DJ toilet theme in the background is the only thing I’m here for
This aint dj toilet theme bruh
Hearing the scientist say "bro" is incredible 😂
leaf at 4 is crazy
i somehow have heard that "are you insane!?" somewhere...
As Filipino Water:🗿🗿
The klaxon beat is OP❤
I am shocked you can think of so much half life content
I was in the toilet while watching this😭💀
I am impressed the voice is so accurate. Must be ai or someone found the voice compression model/sampling however that works.
Crowbar and Silo door and Head crav are definitely going in forst for me 💀
Imagine wiping your ass with the silo door 💀
Silo door go "ZZZZZZTTTTZZ"