I find people saying that Matt Smith is too ugly to play Daemon hilarious bc let me tell you in 2014-era tumblr you could not ESCAPE this man. People would be writing whole ass manifestos of all the heinous things they’d let him do dear god that website was damn near unusable
It’s hard sometimes for men to understand why women like certain men. But based on Matt Smith’s following, they definitely see him as hot. I think he’s ugly too, but I’m a dude, so it really doesn’t matter
It is like when they cast Matt Smith and Mr. Colins in Pride Predjudice and Zombies. I don't care HOW pedantic he is, Lizzy! If Matt Smith asks you to marry him, you DON'T make him ask twice!!
@@CRASS2047 Best I can describe it, hot isn't always about appearance. Some guys who are not considered "handsome" have hella swagger, and a natural sexiness that just makes panties fall down wherever they go. It is known.
Tbf, he was a lot better looking in doctor who, it’s fascinating what a decent haircut can do for a man. I also find that whilst his face isn’t conventionally attractive, he’s got a very unique face that makes him stand out from the pack, kinda like Cillian Murphy (Tommy Shelby) or Jamie Bell (Billy Elliot, Turn: Washington’s Spies)
@@piotrchmurzynski5976 Theres an ongoing fan joke that Alt Shift X and Alt Schwift X are in fact the same person. It's a weird subversion we've fabricated because Alt Shift X is one of Internet Historians alternate accounts, which is why Alt Shwift X had to add the "W" to his name despite having conjured up the channel name first at one of their many Australian cocaine orgies. Hope this clears things up!
Virgin Alt Shift X with his high production quality and clean narration VS the CHAD GLIDUS with his sex jokes and masterful clip selection. A battle as legendary as Blacks vs Greens.
You just have to appreciate the extra effort put into moving the "D" in "HOTD" ever so slightly away from the other letters to turn it into "HOT D" in the thumbnail. Truly a spectacular move, good sir.
"Think of Silverwing and Vermithor as husband and wife. They have probably the most stable wholesome relationship in all of George's work" - cut to image of the dragons destroying Tumbleton. 😆 Well done Glidus.
@@rishisaaptacha She fucked a bunch of her friends, compared herself to maegor the cruel, violated her "house arrest", got sent to the faith of the seven and escaped to become a prostitute in essos.
Alt Schwift X boutta feed Glidus an unidentified paste that tastes vaguely inky and looks white in appearance. Also, Glidus's copy of The Winds of Winter has coincidentally gone missing, after becoming increasingly moody over the last few days
I love the ongoing partnership with Established Titles. I got my dad a lordship after he passed earlier this year, and we watched your vids together all the time. Watching House of the Dragon without him will be weird. Keep up the good work!
@@SapphireSolstice67 wow aren't you the fat pink mast of dildos? I don't have anything against you but you made it seem like you appreciate franchise specific insults, so I decided to use one, just to see how it lands.
If Daemon doesn't dress Caraxes and his long neck up in some fancy diamond collars, like those bored rich people with more money and time then they know what to do with, then I shall be most displeased. In fact, I want Daemon and Caraxes to have matching gold cloaks.
I still have hopes for Kinvara. If Melisandre, a mere priestess of Rhlor, was a granny in GOT, Kinvara as a High Priestess and leader should definitely be alive in HOT D's timeline.
i know you’re busy with Series That Shall Not Be Named but a video with this sort of format about the hotd original soundtrack… dare i say it would devour and leave no crumbs. i love the bits of music analysis you sneak into the uploads and think a deeper dive into them would be so fun!! even just the greens different themes. i’m hooked on their part of the soundtrack, especially the score to episode 9 (aegon’s coronation theme still gives me goosebumps). i’d love to hear you talk about all of it! 🤲
Am I the only one who thought the dragons in GOT was the least interesting part of that story world? It seems like an absurd decision to market this show on the spectacle of MOAR DRAGONS!!!
Actually if you don't compromise the writing then dragons can be great addition. What GoT did wrong was they used dragons as substitute for good writing.
My biggest concern is how charismatic the cast might be. If they aren't, this show is 50% done. By the trailers, I don't get much personality from them.
i'm so friggin excited for this dumb friggin show oooooooooohh can i keep meleys she's so pretty btw i didn't mention your favourite character as a personal slight towards you. it's not for any other reason.
Ah, you used the thing/theme song for Matt Smith in a wig! Made my day 😁 Good work with this one. Yours and AltShift’s preview videos have made me excited for Hot D.
Can't wait to have some HOTD in my life. Gonna be thinking about it every waking moment of the day. It's gonna be so big and I'm sure everyone won't be able to get enough once it's finally revealed.
It's weird seeing one of your ASOIAF videos with a runtime of less than 2 1/1 hours, hopefully the next one will keep me up at night with something around 10 hour plus of crazy conspiracies on the first episode of hot D!
Alright I was not very excited to see more dragons (especially because I thought they would be exactly like the dragons in GoT), but now that they look so different from each other, I'm hyped again. Thanks for getting me excited about the show!
Some people have hate that the dragons don’t look like GOT dragons, but that’s what really appeals to me! I loved Drogon’s look but I’m excited for these dragons and the fact that they all got different appearances and personalities!
Ok, why haven't you already got like 1 000 000 000 000 (I mean some big number bigger than 100k) subscribers? You absolutely deserve it and also I definitely need you to eat "WoW" right after its premiere in 2037.
Hightower’s having Valerian features and the fused stone fortress points to them being Great Empire of the Dawn descendants (the likely common ancestor of Valerians, Daynes, Hightowers, and possibly LAN the Clever)
Rhaenyra is almost nothing like Daenerys. She's more like Stannis, who was heir for a long time before a supposedly better heir came along. but that heir was terrible and people plotted to crown him over her, so she fights back. She's also more like Cersei in that she's got bastards being passed off as heirs of her own, through various illicit affairs, but she's nowhere near as cruel or insane as cersei...yet. she's also got a bit of Arianne Martell in her. She's beautiful, lustful and passionate, waiting to inherit, but there are fears she'll be passed over for her brother. really, the only way you can call rhaenyra like Dany is the fact they're both Targ princesses with dragons but thats about it.
Are we just gonna pass over the fact that Chad Glidus is trying to assemble us into an independent kingdom henceforth? THE KING OF GLIMBUS! My life for yours, my lord (but, like, please don’t make me risk my life, I’m fragile and have asthma)
8:12 Its so much more complicated than this but there is no time. _Me who legit just read the entire Fire and Blood Book to be caught up_ *THERE'S NO TIME FOR ANY OF THIS*
1) THANK YOU (and Alt Shit X) for these spoiler-free pamphlets on who everyone is. It’s been so hard to find a channel that introduces everyone without explaining how their entire role in the conflict plays out. It also helps that you’re hilarious 2) Remembered an Established Title promo from you earlier in the year and decided to make it my mom’s birthday gift this month. She’s a huge Downton Abbey fan so she totally loved being “Lady Mary” now. Thank you for the wonderful idea and promo code! 🖤🌳 Our little haunted Scotland forest is growing☺️
"It's not too much of a leap..."
*cuts to Tommen*
You absolute monster.
That one had me laughing so hard 🤣
I am so glad i wasn’t the only one laughing at this
I audibly laughed too!
absolutely savage 😂
Crude as
Kinvara isn't in this??
Swaos
3/10 dreadful show, not enough red boob women
Sadly not
no ser pounce either
How many kingdoms did Aegon conquer mr shifty
Thank you for taking the time and making sure you said “Great, great, great, great, great, great granddaughter”. You got the number right. Well done.
i actually had to re-record that bit when i remembered that jaehaerys ii is show canon now
@@Gliduslate, but when did he become canon?
I find people saying that Matt Smith is too ugly to play Daemon hilarious bc let me tell you in 2014-era tumblr you could not ESCAPE this man. People would be writing whole ass manifestos of all the heinous things they’d let him do dear god that website was damn near unusable
It’s hard sometimes for men to understand why women like certain men. But based on Matt Smith’s following, they definitely see him as hot. I think he’s ugly too, but I’m a dude, so it really doesn’t matter
It is like when they cast Matt Smith and Mr. Colins in Pride Predjudice and Zombies. I don't care HOW pedantic he is, Lizzy! If Matt Smith asks you to marry him, you DON'T make him ask twice!!
@@CRASS2047 Best I can describe it, hot isn't always about appearance. Some guys who are not considered "handsome" have hella swagger, and a natural sexiness that just makes panties fall down wherever they go. It is known.
@@CRASS2047 That's so weird. He's not classically attractive _at all_
Tbf, he was a lot better looking in doctor who, it’s fascinating what a decent haircut can do for a man. I also find that whilst his face isn’t conventionally attractive, he’s got a very unique face that makes him stand out from the pack, kinda like Cillian Murphy (Tommy Shelby) or Jamie Bell (Billy Elliot, Turn: Washington’s Spies)
Kudos for remembering Aegon conquered *six* kingdoms unlike that hack fraud Alt Shift X.
Dorne joined themselves to the inbred supremacists by marriage. Technically they were never conquered at all.
I denounce him and attaint him, strip him of all ranks and titles, of all lands and holdings 😭
@@piotrchmurzynski5976 booooo 👎👎 is a joke
@@piotrchmurzynski5976 Theres an ongoing fan joke that Alt Shift X and Alt Schwift X are in fact the same person. It's a weird subversion we've fabricated because Alt Shift X is one of Internet Historians alternate accounts, which is why Alt Shwift X had to add the "W" to his name despite having conjured up the channel name first at one of their many Australian cocaine orgies. Hope this clears things up!
More like Alt *Shit* X am I right
Virgin Alt Shift X with his high production quality and clean narration VS the CHAD GLIDUS with his sex jokes and masterful clip selection. A battle as legendary as Blacks vs Greens.
This comment fucks
A battle in the coment section and I for one am here for the drama 🤣
The acronym isn’t stupid
HOTD
HO Th Dor
HOld The Door, it’s in the past so Hodor is getting back to normal, phenomenal stuff if you think about it
Thanks, now in my mind HOTD stands for "they're all dead, and bran is king'
Hodor?
I think HOT D is the best acronym a show can have, especially one about sex and dragons
@@svenlauke1190 The shared universe is obviously GOT HOT D? And I think it's wonderful.
Hot Damn!
I knew that dragon wasn’t Viserion because he never got that much screen time until he was a dead ice zombie thing
"The guy from that gif is in it."
Don't you dare sell my boy Matt short.
He deserves this
i rewatch this video on a monthly basis. glidus is such a character
to the depths
Good of HBO to make a whole show just to further Glimbo's career.
You just have to appreciate the extra effort put into moving the "D" in "HOTD" ever so slightly away from the other letters to turn it into "HOT D" in the thumbnail. Truly a spectacular move, good sir.
you can see how much time you put into scripts/editing for your videos and I just want to say I appreciate you and your videos big dawg
Aww how sweet little dawg
@@cosmiccomedy7394 thanks man ! :)
@@valleyboys6547 you're welcome mate. I appreciate your appreciation.
"Think of Silverwing and Vermithor as husband and wife. They have probably the most stable wholesome relationship in all of George's work" - cut to image of the dragons destroying Tumbleton. 😆 Well done Glidus.
I mean that's their bonding time. That's a healthy relationship to me lol
Calling Saera an exiled girlboss is perfect xD
@@rishisaaptacha She fucked a bunch of her friends, compared herself to maegor the cruel, violated her "house arrest", got sent to the faith of the seven and escaped to become a prostitute in essos.
@@rishisaaptacha Guess that'd make her a literal girlboss
@@rishisaaptacha thats the one
HOT D is obviously a reference to Podrick's "brothel conquest"
Alt Schwift X boutta feed Glidus an unidentified paste that tastes vaguely inky and looks white in appearance. Also, Glidus's copy of The Winds of Winter has coincidentally gone missing, after becoming increasingly moody over the last few days
Does it taste salty?
This is literally what I’m looking forward to. Shenanigans, tomfoolery, and horseplay of the highest order.
And that’s just the incest. 😉
Hi fellow lamb😭
@@emotionsriah3481 hello Lambily! I got all my lambies with me! Lol ✨🥂🦋
I love the ongoing partnership with Established Titles. I got my dad a lordship after he passed earlier this year, and we watched your vids together all the time. Watching House of the Dragon without him will be weird. Keep up the good work!
"Or Kinvara"- That is how great shade is thrown. Bravo
Thank you, Alt Shift is way too sensible for me. I need a hit of the real stuff.
I liked the alt shift X one more
@@SapphireSolstice67 Bet u like Tyrion Targ
@@lincolnlog5977 A franchise specific insult, those are rare. But no, There’s enough secret Targaryens so I don’t believe Tyrion is one too.
@@SapphireSolstice67 wow aren't you the fat pink mast of dildos? I don't have anything against you but you made it seem like you appreciate franchise specific insults, so I decided to use one, just to see how it lands.
Only a real fan watches both. At the same time. At full volume
Welp we gotta get him 100k now guys. Theres just no other options.
No chance and no choice.
my favorite glidus video to rewatch, & that’s saying a lot considering i rewatch his entire channel every few months
agreed
Well Glidus, that was great and looking forward to your analysis.
Also, would like to hear you review other content. Your comedy is refreshing.
If Daemon doesn't dress Caraxes and his long neck up in some fancy diamond collars, like those bored rich people with more money and time then they know what to do with, then I shall be most displeased. In fact, I want Daemon and Caraxes to have matching gold cloaks.
I absolutely love that you used Preston’s rogue prince theme. This video is not just ASOIAF lore but RUclips lore too
As someone who has read ASOIAF and its prequel books, this was fantastically done with a beautifully light touch. Great Job, man!
I still have hopes for Kinvara. If Melisandre, a mere priestess of Rhlor, was a granny in GOT, Kinvara as a High Priestess and leader should definitely be alive in HOT D's timeline.
Shit, I just realized Melisandre is alive and presumably _already_ a granny by HOTD's time
Don't count out Kinvara just yet. Mel was very old, and there's a chance Kinvara is too. There's still hope!
At least they named a town in Co. Galway after her. 😉🇮🇪
i know you’re busy with Series That Shall Not Be Named but a video with this sort of format about the hotd original soundtrack… dare i say it would devour and leave no crumbs. i love the bits of music analysis you sneak into the uploads and think a deeper dive into them would be so fun!!
even just the greens different themes. i’m hooked on their part of the soundtrack, especially the score to episode 9 (aegon’s coronation theme still gives me goosebumps). i’d love to hear you talk about all of it! 🤲
I think the fact that it's acronym is HOT D is going to be the main selling point for the show.
Searching for HOTD opening will become confusing
“It’s not too much of a leap *Tommen leaping from a castle’s window* to allege...”
Am I the only one who thought the dragons in GOT was the least interesting part of that story world? It seems like an absurd decision to market this show on the spectacle of MOAR DRAGONS!!!
Actually if you don't compromise the writing then dragons can be great addition. What GoT did wrong was they used dragons as substitute for good writing.
I’m sure there are others but I loved the dragons, they interest me personally
My biggest concern is how charismatic the cast might be. If they aren't, this show is 50% done. By the trailers, I don't get much personality from them.
Weekly videos? Ah, I see. See you in a month then 😏
(This is a joke btw sorry if this sounds mean, I believe you Glimbo)
i'm so friggin excited for this dumb friggin show oooooooooohh can i keep meleys she's so pretty
btw i didn't mention your favourite character as a personal slight towards you. it's not for any other reason.
--A personal slight towards you
Senpai did notice me!!
Wait so are these tygerian people like the Night Kings grandparents?
NO mushroom??!!?!!!!1??
Stop accepting sponsorships from this literal scam, surely you get better offers.
cringe http link
There were some other exotic species of Dragons in Essos called "bloodwyrms" spelled with a 'y', yes, and I wonder if Caraxes is of this species.
13:38 - how this dude gonna do a 'gotcha' moment twice in a row with no break, i'm dead
Did he? I knew it was drogon
You did the Rogue Prince music thing, yay! Did you have to ask Preston for the music file and image or were those easy enough to find?
It's classic stock royalty free music piece, and artworks are easy to find in Internet
yeah the song is one that comes with iMovie (which preston used to use, idk if he still does) and the image is official art from TWOIAF
@@Glidus making beginners guides to Hot D. Naughty boy
Props for including the Rogue Prince theme song 😉
Viserion, Rhaegal and Drogon only look so similar because all three of them were pushed out of Dany.
i just got a mental picture of Emilia Clarke laying dragon eggs like a chicken and i hold you fully responsible.
I don't think that's how it worked...uh
Ah, you used the thing/theme song for Matt Smith in a wig! Made my day 😁
Good work with this one. Yours and AltShift’s preview videos have made me excited for Hot D.
You got a new sub, I love your energy and knowledge of the world of Westeros and making these videos FUN! Awesome job!
Your edits make me happy. Thank you.
Referring to The Old King as Joe had just made my week and gained you a new subscriber
Thank you 😂🤣👏🏾
Can't wait to have some HOTD in my life. Gonna be thinking about it every waking moment of the day. It's gonna be so big and I'm sure everyone won't be able to get enough once it's finally revealed.
It's weird seeing one of your ASOIAF videos with a runtime of less than 2 1/1 hours, hopefully the next one will keep me up at night with something around 10 hour plus of crazy conspiracies on the first episode of hot D!
Alright I was not very excited to see more dragons (especially because I thought they would be exactly like the dragons in GoT), but now that they look so different from each other, I'm hyped again. Thanks for getting me excited about the show!
Some people have hate that the dragons don’t look like GOT dragons, but that’s what really appeals to me! I loved Drogon’s look but I’m excited for these dragons and the fact that they all got different appearances and personalities!
We also saw Sunfyre in the new teaser. He's the small one in the Dragonpit, being held by two keepers.
Can’t talk about Sunfyre in a spoiler free video can I
No it’s not that creature is ugly
@@Glidus makes sense
@@Glidus Is it technically a spoiler?
Ok, why haven't you already got like 1 000 000 000 000 (I mean some big number bigger than 100k) subscribers? You absolutely deserve it and also I definitely need you to eat "WoW" right after its premiere in 2037.
Love the Rogue Prince music!
The Rogue Prince music is iconic.
Oh mighty algorithm please bless this video with your power
Hightower’s having Valerian features and the fused stone fortress points to them being Great Empire of the Dawn descendants (the likely common ancestor of Valerians, Daynes, Hightowers, and possibly LAN the Clever)
Okay, this seriously got me soo excited for the season, great video🔥🔥
12:43 I do! I was at the premier and can confirm that Sir Cole makes quite the entrance :)
By the seven I hope this show isn't complete trash
Thanks for the informative and entertaining video once again Glidus! Can't wait for more videos!
Rhaenyra is almost nothing like Daenerys. She's more like Stannis, who was heir for a long time before a supposedly better heir came along. but that heir was terrible and people plotted to crown him over her, so she fights back.
She's also more like Cersei in that she's got bastards being passed off as heirs of her own, through various illicit affairs, but she's nowhere near as cruel or insane as cersei...yet. she's also got a bit of Arianne Martell in her. She's beautiful, lustful and passionate, waiting to inherit, but there are fears she'll be passed over for her brother.
really, the only way you can call rhaenyra like Dany is the fact they're both Targ princesses with dragons but thats about it.
Yay thanks !! Was glad hear the Rouge Prince theme..
Much appreciated Glidus!
Love the writing for these videos, very clever!
Love you are being back making content for got
Awesome video! Thanks for putting it together! So excited!
“Not too much of a leap-“
Golden.
After the series, should do a smash or pass for hot D. Also is it wrong of me to be kinda very excited for this?
I want to give this show a chance ... We'll see how this goes I suppose
The main problem with this show is that it is now The Absolute Mother Of All Excuses for GRRM. 🙈
We better get 100k I need to see that meal
your videos are amazing gludus
We all know you’re just trying to eat The Winds of Winter to cater to Khal Drogo’s “person who can eat anything” fetish. And I can’t wait to see it!
The realms delight sounds like some dope medieval weed
Longer than Sam? He must be really really smart.
SUPER smart
Are we just gonna pass over the fact that Chad Glidus is trying to assemble us into an independent kingdom henceforth? THE KING OF GLIMBUS! My life for yours, my lord (but, like, please don’t make me risk my life, I’m fragile and have asthma)
This video single handedly actually hyped me for house of the dragon
Great video 👍🏾! Appreciate the hard work
Anyone else want to travel back in time to this day for both personal reasons and to experience this show again?
This has got me pumped, it's been a while I cared about any tv show.
Thanks so much! Can't wait for the show!
"My patrons' names are 96% more likely to be read out at the end of the video"
I'll be looking for the 4%
Alt Shift X and Lord Glimbus over here like Septon Eustace and Mushroom
GRRM is going to finish that book JUST to make you eat it with his 25k alternate accounts.
thank the gods for gildus! and his memes
8:12
Its so much more complicated than this but there is no time.
_Me who legit just read the entire Fire and Blood Book to be caught up_
*THERE'S NO TIME FOR ANY OF THIS*
I like how long you talked about the High Septon in chapter 1
Really no Kinvara, then what's even the point!
I am too lazy to read a fake history book !!! Thank you! How did you know though?
Are we talking a winds hardcover or paperback here? Significant logistical differences in how eating the thing might go...
oh fuck i forgot that the hardback will probably come out first
@@Glidus look up medieval siege recipes for cooking boots? Might apply to books
I think a smoothie is your best option 😉
@@LoLotov Glidus buys a leather hardcover just for a meal
I love your voice. First heard you on the ASOIAF food episode.
I don't understand why there's a conflict. Why don't they just go to Established Tiles and simply buy lordships for everyone involved?
Omg I was hollering so hard when you started talking about deamon. That whole section had me dead.
@4:35 "he has a wife you know...." as in BigusDickus, as in Life of Bwian...😆
Alt Shift X and Glidus are gonna be making weekly Hot D videos?! Damn, I'm gonna be eating.
Can anyone tell me where the daemon rogue prince meme withe the music comes from?
from a very old RUclips Series about the game of thrones prequel short stories called "genetics of dragons and war" by a channel called Preston Jacobs
Your as usual excellent jokes notwithstanding, this is actually a very handy and intelligent explanation of the context of HotD! Well done good chap.
I love how this is basically Alt Shift X's video but with the memes
Thank god you’re back
For some reason... I always read your name as *_Gildus_*
Huh.
Thank the sponsorship thingy for finally hearing the name spoken out loud.
1) THANK YOU (and Alt Shit X) for these spoiler-free pamphlets on who everyone is. It’s been so hard to find a channel that introduces everyone without explaining how their entire role in the conflict plays out. It also helps that you’re hilarious
2) Remembered an Established Title promo from you earlier in the year and decided to make it my mom’s birthday gift this month. She’s a huge Downton Abbey fan so she totally loved being “Lady Mary” now. Thank you for the wonderful idea and promo code! 🖤🌳 Our little haunted Scotland forest is growing☺️
Martin is like, speed running the world lore for Asoiaf. So I'm not expecting much out of this.