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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @Glidus
    @Glidus  2 года назад +3109

    glidus

    • @Svalbaz
      @Svalbaz 2 года назад +136

      Google Translate is broken? It’s coming up as Glidus🤔

    • @emyyyuu
      @emyyyuu 2 года назад +147

      glimbus

    • @psych.fenatic
      @psych.fenatic 2 года назад +28

      True

    • @The_Gerry_Man
      @The_Gerry_Man 2 года назад +17

      thats not your name

    • @jovial.milieu
      @jovial.milieu 2 года назад +54

      No no he's got a point

  • @CrimsonKamina
    @CrimsonKamina 2 года назад +3892

    Cersei gaslighting herself into thinking she didn’t kill Jon Arryn is a hilarious mental image

    • @cantutmez8854
      @cantutmez8854 Год назад

      She would %100 do that

    • @AntwonFisher
      @AntwonFisher Год назад +150

      … didn’t Lysa do that?

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Год назад +262

      I’m imagining an equivalent scenario where Jaime is actually innocent of killing Aerys, which he remembers very well and had witnesses. Also Brienne did kill Renly and is actually a shadowbinder.

    • @gabrielbreaker8859
      @gabrielbreaker8859 Год назад +99

      @@AntwonFisher it’s a ‘Dooku wants to kill Padmé’ type of situation; he gets someone to do it, who gets someone to do it, who gets someone else to do it….. etc.

    • @RedmayneDeadmayne
      @RedmayneDeadmayne Год назад +8

      You mean thinking she did, right?

  • @da_knug
    @da_knug 2 года назад +2904

    this lunacy is what happens when a fandom goes a decade without new material

    • @joedimirputden5334
      @joedimirputden5334 2 года назад +83

      At least we have the new show to distract us from that but still this is a sign of a healthy fandom 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 Год назад +122

      @@joedimirputden5334 active? Definitely. Healthy? Fuck no.

    • @CustardCream515
      @CustardCream515 Год назад +14

      Can't wait for the gen4 bronies to hit this point in the years to come

    • @Methus3lah
      @Methus3lah Год назад +31

      It’ll be melancholy when TWoW comes out… It’ll be so good to finally read, but the crazy fan theories won’t come out as much

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 Год назад +21

      I read the manga One Piece, and whenever Oda goes on a break week (it's serialized weekly and he takes a break every month), the fandom just goes completely stupid with theories.
      If this is the abyss I would stare into if people were deprives of new material for a decade... yeesh.

  • @Picking.a.name.is.hard1
    @Picking.a.name.is.hard1 7 месяцев назад +152

    Shiftie screaming "WHY?! HES GAY!"
    Is the funniest thing ever

  • @dfailsthemost
    @dfailsthemost 2 года назад +1062

    Bloodraven is controlling Hot Pie so he can enjoy the experience of baking. It helps him relax.

  • @galacticguardian2783
    @galacticguardian2783 2 года назад +4002

    Can't believe that "Roose bolton is a skin changing vampire" is one of the 'obvious' correct theories

  • @atro-city
    @atro-city 2 года назад +2620

    Whoever that came up with Robert Strong being just a new guy has the most anti-theory mindset ever.

    • @aag2139
      @aag2139 2 года назад +508

      its honestly like the funniest theory to me, because like...he could totally just be Some Guy™, but both the entire fandom and like any book character with a brain is assuming the waaay more likelier option of it being franken-mountain

    • @atro-city
      @atro-city 2 года назад +148

      @@aag2139 yeah it makes no sense that a guy his size eats nothing, and then you see the mountain irl taking 10000 calories a day to stay that way lol

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 2 года назад +171

      It actually is a better theory than it being the mountain, since we're introduced to Robert strong shortly after the chapter in dorne where they say "if another giant shows up we'll know it's him".
      Better theory he's actually a frankenstiened corpse made of king Robert, Ned, and the mountain. My evidence? Qyburn is a weird dude.

    • @atro-city
      @atro-city 2 года назад +90

      @@ralcogaming7674 oh yeah? What if he has the soul of Tywin trapped inside it unable to do anything, forced to watch his house crumble? Now that's a character arc lol.

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 2 года назад +44

      @@atro-city he's carrying every character he's made of regrets, he has Ned's, Robert's, Gregors, and tywins. If we find out later there's others this will be expanded upon.

  • @Hackettt
    @Hackettt 2 года назад +4962

    The juxtaposition of one person saying absolutely not to a theory, only to immediately cut to another enthusiastically supporting it, is beautiful.

  • @melledevries4685
    @melledevries4685 2 года назад +1116

    Ever noticed how George makes very very sure we never see Maester Cressen and Septa Lemore in the same room?

    • @disclaimin
      @disclaimin Год назад +149

      Melisandre clearly taught Cressen how to transform into a bodacious babe. Plausible.

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 месяца назад +1

      It is known ​@@disclaimin

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 месяца назад +2

      “It all makes sense now,” says the drooling mental patient! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @gates7831
    @gates7831 2 года назад +2909

    "Is there any chance that they're all the same horse?"
    Yes. And that horse? Euron Greyjoy. And he wrote the pink letter.

    • @hillbillypowpow
      @hillbillypowpow 2 года назад +269

      Two of them are horse Euron, the other two are horse Dario, but Dario and Euron are both the same horse.

    • @cheangizzz
      @cheangizzz 2 года назад +97

      And he's Sandor's horse Stranger.

    • @theblaze5530
      @theblaze5530 2 года назад +115

      But that horse is actually a faceless man that Euron hired and he is in another horse who is Quaithe

    • @HCHS2017
      @HCHS2017 2 года назад +49

      This all adds up, Tyrek just wants to meet up with Gerion again

    • @celebalert5616
      @celebalert5616 2 года назад +39

      Oh my god and the Catspaw sent to Winterfell to kill Bran? He was hiding in the stables
      😳😳😳
      Starting to actually believe this now

  • @adc1222
    @adc1222 2 года назад +2646

    "there's a line that says Tyrek Lannister was last seen ahorse" just fucking destroyed me. I think I hurt my ribs from this video. Absolutely amazing content

    • @Matt-xc6sp
      @Matt-xc6sp Год назад +60

      It’s like ASOIAF took “I am the Senate” and put their own little spin on it

    • @donniejefferson9554
      @donniejefferson9554 Год назад +6

      I really hope you've seen his latest video

    • @marcneef795
      @marcneef795 Год назад +12

      Can you give the timestamp for that? I want to relive this moment of RUclips history! 😅 e: ok, it is 30:00

    • @ljb8157
      @ljb8157 Год назад +8

      ​@@donniejefferson9554 you read my mind. I hope he saw this years April fools video! I was in a grocery store with a tiny ear bud in, laughing like an idiot. I got a lot of weird looks!

    • @scummyfish
      @scummyfish Год назад +12

      @@callmecatalyst was it really Gildus who started the whole Tyrek thing?

  • @zombbro
    @zombbro 2 года назад +3488

    'If anyone is gonna outwit themselves, it's Cersei Lannister'
    That is probably the most true sentence uttered in this April Fool's video

    • @SpiralSine6
      @SpiralSine6 2 года назад +124

      This may be my favorite description of any character in the franchise.

    • @poppyonline4034
      @poppyonline4034 2 года назад +103

      I’m also partial to Euron looks at a problem and says this needs more Euron

    • @lostalone9320
      @lostalone9320 Год назад +25

      Oh my dude, no-one is ignoring Euron's predations; the point is that they are not fun to think about.
      Remember, damn near every ASOIAF character is a murderer or worse.
      Remember how Danny had random people crucified because someone else had some other random people crucified? Well, that's not fun to think about so we kinda gloss over this very considered act of cruelty.
      GRRM knows what he is doing and all these manifold evils take their toll, but for fans who just want to talk dumb theories it's ok to just come up with madcap grimdark stuff for Euron to have done.

    • @tay6900
      @tay6900 Год назад +19

      @callmecatalyst a great character is a great character. a character we love to hate is still a good character. get off your high horse, they’re not real people, mate 👍🏿

  • @Beren0323
    @Beren0323 2 года назад +1195

    Schwifty's comments about "More Eurons" and "Cersei outwitting herself" is god-tier comedy.

    • @nunodasilva5449
      @nunodasilva5449 Год назад +56

      Seem legit. Euron being a megalomaniac and wanting to populate the world with himself only and going by the pronouns they/them. Cersei being a psycho compulsive liar that was able to lie to herself and created a scenario in her mind that she had nothing to do with it.

    • @Schnabeltassentier
      @Schnabeltassentier Год назад +33

      10:55 and 17:20

    • @hillbillypowpow
      @hillbillypowpow 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@nunodasilva5449we/us

    • @silvergodofice5039
      @silvergodofice5039 5 месяцев назад +4

      "He'S tHe HiGh SparRoW iS hE??!!"

  • @lysander3262
    @lysander3262 2 года назад +1653

    My favorite theory is that Lannisters secretly DO actually shit gold, so Tywin was proven to be a bastard on the privy and the true heir to Casterly Rock was always Kevan.

    • @starwarsnerd100
      @starwarsnerd100 2 года назад +161

      So does that mean when Jaime was tied to a post for months he was shitting out gold that the northmen were scooping up? Lol

    • @postpunk6947
      @postpunk6947 2 года назад +91

      @@starwarsnerd100 Jamie was not tied to the pole, he was locked in the dungeons of Riverrun. The pole was only in the show.

    • @jakehey6924
      @jakehey6924 2 года назад +263

      @@starwarsnerd100 no because he is the son of Tywin who isn't a true Lannister, so like Tywin he also doesn't shit gold. It's all coming together

    • @EliteRocketBear
      @EliteRocketBear 2 года назад +1

      @@starwarsnerd100 Wel Jaime is the son of a bastard, so not a real Lannister, so he doesn't shit gold. Only Kevan and his kids shit gold. We've never had a PoV of them while on the toilet. Think about it.

    • @hithedragon7842
      @hithedragon7842 2 года назад +23

      @@jakehey6924 his mom was also a Lannister though

  • @alecratterree9576
    @alecratterree9576 Год назад +234

    The horse round made me laugh so hard cause In AGOT when Ned and Robert talk about Lyanna in winterfell I kept thinking “they talk about her like she’s a horse”

  • @selore4865
    @selore4865 2 года назад +2143

    "No way Asshai was built by the squishers, I don't think anybody's that insane" -Rude Haunter
    "Asshai was built by the squishers is just legit" -Alt Schwift Eggs

    • @steadyjumper3547
      @steadyjumper3547 2 года назад +84

      Never change schwift

    • @michaelhenry3234
      @michaelhenry3234 2 года назад +146

      I've 100% heard so many theories that the squishers built Asshai, so it's absolutely a real theory. Usually they'll say it was the Deep Ones, but squishers are pretty much the same thing. Oily black stone is connected to Lovecraft references, fish people are located near the toad statue which is near Yeen which is similar to Asshai, the aesthetically Lovecraftian ironborn's connections to the GEOTD... it's such an easy conclusion to reach for theorists grasping at straws. Like, there's even a video of the theory here on RUclips: ruclips.net/video/TQl16mRvq6E/видео.html

    • @warpedwhimsical
      @warpedwhimsical 2 года назад +14

      @@michaelhenry3234 it seems way more likely that Asshai is the leftover remnants of a dragonlord civilization that predated Valyria.

    • @michaelhenry3234
      @michaelhenry3234 2 года назад

      @@warpedwhimsical Yeah, I think so too, and that's the more common theory, but the second most common theory is that the Deep Ones created it.

    • @jamesfitzgerald8267
      @jamesfitzgerald8267 2 года назад +39

      I automatically assumed the Asshai squisher theory was real, it's exactly the kind of theory this fandom would come up with.

  • @thebiscuitstick2463
    @thebiscuitstick2463 2 года назад +342

    My favorite part is the always calm, eloquent and well spoken wordsmith Alt Schwift X being absolutely dumbfounded by the horse question to the point he couldn't even find proper words.

  • @cwossainto5432
    @cwossainto5432 2 года назад +1187

    I love the fact that one participant is speaking very fondly of a theory and then it cuts to another “well that’s just aggressively untrue”.

  • @scapelife
    @scapelife 2 года назад +1015

    I love this community. Several thousand people in solitary confinement, driven insane by each other and a lack of new books

    • @anyoneattheendoftime4932
      @anyoneattheendoftime4932 2 года назад +73

      You could make a religion out of this.

    • @KaiHung-wv3ul
      @KaiHung-wv3ul 8 месяцев назад +2

      More like several million.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 месяца назад

      ⁠@@anyoneattheendoftime4932 “The sun is a deadly laser,” but ASOIF fans have never gone outside to notice!

  • @Fen02879
    @Fen02879 2 года назад +726

    The funniest thing to me about the theory community is the possibility that all of the identity theories are real and George is going to do a massive rug-pull in book 6 where he reveals that every character is just another character.

    • @thelocdesiringentryintoyou3686
      @thelocdesiringentryintoyou3686 2 года назад +206

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha dude the first fucking chapter is just from Eurons perspective and he’s just struggling to maintain all these alter egos. All while he’s really a horse

    • @MissJoy16
      @MissJoy16 2 года назад +107

      Jon Snow will be the only character who isn't secretly someone else and Ygritte telling Jon that he knows nothing is actually GRRM telling the reader that they know nothing.

    • @jazzycat8917
      @jazzycat8917 2 года назад +32

      The only character who isn't another character is Arya because she is No One

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 Год назад +17

      ​@jazzycat8917 no arrya will be revealed to be the faceless man that euron hired to pretend to be him. It just makes too much sense

    • @matro2
      @matro2 Год назад +18

      There are only like... three people in ASOIAF. Unaware of the other two, each of the three souls possesed everyone else on planetos to manipulate Westros to their own separate ends.

  • @danielbroome5690
    @danielbroome5690 2 года назад +436

    "Nobody could think that Cercei REALLY killed Jon Arryn"
    Carmine: "I'm gonna go with Cercei killing Jon Arryn!"

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 месяца назад

      Nobody who doesn’t suddenly become a plot device to get things moving towards open war! The hand of GRRM is very blatant at times. Not that I’m saying it isn’t necessary!

  • @drachentopf5470
    @drachentopf5470 2 года назад +507

    29:16 "The only thing that makes Tyrek Lannister worth anything, is that he is in Tyrek Lannister's body." That is my favourite quote of the year.

  • @SaintUpthrust
    @SaintUpthrust 2 года назад +337

    Moment of subtle comedy in everyone being completely baffled by the horse question except Preston, who immediately clocked two as real

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen1047 2 года назад +938

    Tyrek Lannister was last seen a horse” made me fall out of my chair laughing holy shit

    • @AhavaMath
      @AhavaMath 2 года назад +32

      I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

    • @crkoopman
      @crkoopman 2 года назад +14

      Spit out my coffee

    • @snowpocalypse69
      @snowpocalypse69 2 года назад +26

      I accidentally slammed my head on the wall behind me and nearly got a damn concussion I was laughing so hard

    • @evinoge5834
      @evinoge5834 2 года назад +11

      I somehow knew the other 3 were real but thought for sure that was couldn’t be. Felt so certain and that line killed me

    • @AtamrarisTibia
      @AtamrarisTibia 2 года назад +1

      @@snowpocalypse69 can someone elaborate?

  • @jakemauger8377
    @jakemauger8377 2 года назад +102

    "Unique brand of harebrained narcissism" is my new favorite quote.

  • @PhileasLiebmann
    @PhileasLiebmann 2 года назад +1227

    ASX going "Who the fuck is Rennifer Longwaters?" speaks to me on a deep emotional level

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 2 года назад +66

      I'm with him though who the fuck is rennifer longwaters? Ive only read the mainline books.

    • @Firecracker119
      @Firecracker119 2 года назад +168

      @@ralcogaming7674 hes a minor character in A Feast For Crows. Jaime talks to him when hes investigating Tyrion's dissapearance and murder of Tywin.

    • @frankis94
      @frankis94 2 года назад +177

      @@Firecracker119 and he has himself a drop of dragon blood, he must confess.

    • @cheffdonty
      @cheffdonty 2 года назад +16

      I only recognized it because I had just reread that chapter lol

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 2 года назад +26

      @@Firecracker119 wait...is he the guy that just inexplicably disappears after that conversation despite also being framed by varys?

  • @BramVanhooydonck
    @BramVanhooydonck Год назад +125

    I tried so hard to be quiet, its 3am when my parents sleep and I hear ASX almost genuinely asking "is it possible all of these characters are the same horse?"
    Brilliant.

  • @jonijoestar8858
    @jonijoestar8858 2 года назад +390

    The council of walders sounds so hype, unironically.

    • @arnekrug939
      @arnekrug939 2 года назад +28

      I really like the idea just for the sake of it.

  • @akechijubeimitsuhide
    @akechijubeimitsuhide Год назад +172

    My favourite is that Stannis actually IS Azor Ahai reborn, just because nobody thinks he is except Mel and Selyse. Not even himself, really. It would be hilarious and he'd probably grind his teeth in disappointment.

    • @MistyWarden
      @MistyWarden 8 месяцев назад +32

      Only the true messiah would be humble enough to deny his own divinity😂😂

    • @K3end0
      @K3end0 8 месяцев назад +2

      I actually love that idea.

    • @devinfleenor3188
      @devinfleenor3188 7 месяцев назад +4

      I hope this is true. Azor 'The Mannis' Ahai.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 месяца назад +1

      ⁠@@MistyWarden If he still burns Shireen, his wife should say, “He isn’t the Messiest, he’s a very naughty boy!”

  • @LostCosmonauts
    @LostCosmonauts 2 года назад +1951

    Preston sounded weirdly inspired by a couple of those fake ones. Lets see if he makes a case for them actually being real in his next theory series.

    • @ruvend2581
      @ruvend2581 2 года назад +207

      I can’t wait for the two hour video by Alt Shift X about Longwaters being the High Sparrow

    • @grumpydoodle8455
      @grumpydoodle8455 2 года назад +157

      He was a little _too_ interested in the idea that Euron might be Quaithe...

    • @catlord760
      @catlord760 2 года назад +38

      lol I got that sense too. Goosing PJ imagination can be dangerous!

    • @adrianbrooks8058
      @adrianbrooks8058 2 года назад +21

      Bro I miss your vids so much

    • @Cobalt360Degrees
      @Cobalt360Degrees 2 года назад +46

      Preston may have lost the battle but he won the war.
      He's got so much new material now.

  • @wafflingmean4477
    @wafflingmean4477 2 года назад +155

    GRRM doesn't need to release the books for the sake of finishing the series. He needs to release them because his fanbase is steadily growing more and more insane and there's only one cure.

  • @rancidrance875
    @rancidrance875 2 года назад +2433

    This video is also really well edited. A lot of other people would just put all of them in the same video call and there'd be lots of cross talk. Quizzing each one seperatly and editing their responses together to make a funny coherent narrative is really good work.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  2 года назад +776

      thank you, it took a lot of time and thinking to organise them in an entertaining, natural way

    • @jackchilton7596
      @jackchilton7596 2 года назад +203

      When the video started I was a bit disappointed that they weren't all in a call bouncing off each other and justifying the decisions they'd locked in prior. It soon became apparent that this was the wiser decision, and this is my favourite GoT video in years.

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 2 года назад +94

      It was a smart choice. It also keeps their answers pure and free from each other's influence

    • @TheDiabeticGameMaster
      @TheDiabeticGameMaster 2 года назад +27

      Wow. Thanks for pointing it out. He did such a good job that I never even noticed!

    • @darmokandjalad7786
      @darmokandjalad7786 2 года назад +6

      I was just going to comment this until I saw you beat me to it. Really great juxtaposition of clips.

  • @thesaltyelephant7980
    @thesaltyelephant7980 Год назад +102

    "so there's no one that could believe that Cersei killed Jon Arryn"
    "I am going to go with Cersei killed Jon Arryn"
    Gold medal editing, Globar

  • @PretzelsandNutz
    @PretzelsandNutz 2 года назад +434

    The horse round was incredible.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 2 года назад +29

      It's a time - travelling horse.

    • @jsw973
      @jsw973 2 года назад +14

      The absolute emotional rollercoaster my brain went through in that round

    • @frankyan3943
      @frankyan3943 2 года назад +10

      Truly horsing around

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 Год назад +8

      They're all REAL

    • @MiguelTenoso
      @MiguelTenoso 8 месяцев назад +2

      It’s not incredible, it’s a horse.

  • @JosephKeenanxBiscuit
    @JosephKeenanxBiscuit Год назад +51

    "Daario Naharis is secretly a faceless man, D&D knew but didn't want to flesh that storyline out but they gave a subtle nod to it by changing actors."

  • @Brento_13
    @Brento_13 2 года назад +379

    I was 100% convinved that you finding the Omni-Walder theory on the internet was what inspired this entire video.
    I am absolutely livid right now.

  • @AbiShoukathAliA
    @AbiShoukathAliA 2 года назад +106

    Martin has written a story where a woman created a male version of herself just to be a bed mate/slave, call it whatever, but she dies before her male version was fully functional/operational to mate then she downloads her consciousness in to a space ship and later haunts the crew members of the space ship. That's GRR martin

  • @Atalanteor
    @Atalanteor 2 года назад +730

    Me pausing the video to look up who Rennifer Longwaters is.
    AltSchwiftX upon resuming: "Who the fuck is Rennifer Longwaters"
    Instantly felt better about myself

    • @SamanthaBoooooooo
      @SamanthaBoooooooo 2 года назад +83

      Me too! If Schwift doesn't know I definitely don't need to know.

    • @aag2139
      @aag2139 2 года назад +34

      The only reason I knew him is because I searched up all possible Targblood characters, and Rennifer is the most dissappointing known descendant of Elaena (the one with the silver hair with a gold stripe, who was master of coin through her husband, and who married like three times; shes a sister of Daena the Defiant)

    • @samuelschonenberger
      @samuelschonenberger 2 года назад +16

      I had to look up so many characters
      Some of these I probably wouldn't even remember if I read the chapter they show up in right before watching the video

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus Год назад +42

    The editing for this video is so great. Juxtaposing one contestant saying, "This theory is really legit, it has to be real" with the very next one saying, "That theory is absolute horseshit, how could anyone believe that!"

  • @Conradh13
    @Conradh13 2 года назад +291

    "He was last seen ahorse" made my day, great colab, now I've gotta go binge your whole channel

  • @pancakeman22987
    @pancakeman22987 2 года назад +62

    Seeing all of them try to theorise why certain characters would be horses in order to disprove themselves is absolutely hilarious

  • @Quarter324
    @Quarter324 2 года назад +479

    I want there to be a spinoff series that's solely focused on there being a Timelord Walder Frey.

    • @thesinistersiblings705
      @thesinistersiblings705 2 года назад +54

      Given that Walder's tv show actor did portray a remake of the first doctor, that idea doesn't sound so ridiculous.

    • @renaigh
      @renaigh 2 года назад +13

      you mean that one Christmas Special with David Bradley?

    • @thesinistersiblings705
      @thesinistersiblings705 2 года назад +13

      @@renaigh yes. "Twice Upon A Time" i think it was called.

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries 2 года назад +25

      - "Hes a Maester."
      - "Maester...Who?"

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 2 года назад +9

      @@SvendleBerries A-dudududun, dudududun, dudududun, dododododododudududun, dudududun, dudududun, WOOO-EEE-OOOOOOOOooooooo

  • @brettd2308
    @brettd2308 2 года назад +63

    The comedic editing on this is top notch. Also the horse round almost killed me with laughter.

  • @Staticjokes
    @Staticjokes 2 года назад +324

    I'm taking every part of this video as canon and you can't stop me

    • @janni7713
      @janni7713 2 года назад +2

      Bad Boy :D

    • @GelberStuhl
      @GelberStuhl 2 года назад +30

      EVERYONE IS A HORSE

    • @countbalerionofhousetatter2624
      @countbalerionofhousetatter2624 2 года назад +18

      @@GelberStuhl it is known. a song of horse and whinny.

    • @AgentMS
      @AgentMS 4 месяца назад

      This is possible due to a little-known lore tidbit called the "dragon break"

  • @TatteredCoat
    @TatteredCoat 2 года назад +82

    Nothing that hasn’t been said already, but the editing is brilliant and perfectly maximizes the comedy. Awesome video

  • @nikolay4101-s7r
    @nikolay4101-s7r 2 года назад +433

    None of them knew "Drogo is a horse" was yours ;-;

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  2 года назад +303

      heartbroken

    • @MattJDave
      @MattJDave 2 года назад +73

      @@Glidus As promised, I still think of you as the 'Drogo was a horse' guy, and immediately knew at least that one was real. I thought Tyrek Lannister was the fake, alas, I didn't think all were real. But seeing as he was last seen ahorse, I should have known. So obvious in hindsight and definitely canon.

    • @xanaxwizard
      @xanaxwizard 2 года назад +6

      @@MattJDave it's gonna cause some huge twists and turns, don'tcha know x)

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 2 года назад +7

      Yeah I was like "Well I know I've heard THAT before, that's definitely real". And I'm pretty sure I've heard "Lyanna is a horse" before too.

  • @ZagTheRaccoon
    @ZagTheRaccoon Год назад +44

    this is really impressively edited together, just wanted to acknowledge that

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  Год назад +17

      thank you! it was lots of fun to make

    • @ZagTheRaccoon
      @ZagTheRaccoon Год назад +2

      @@Glidus I'm a baby youtuber still learning how to edit well so its nice to see how you make the conversation flow

  • @olivergille8305
    @olivergille8305 2 года назад +624

    I actually think you were quite reserved with the fake ones, I wouldn't have been able to contain myself from putting 'Gatehouse Ami is a GRRM self insert' or 'The shrouded lord is the friends we made along the way'

    • @TheMightofDab
      @TheMightofDab 2 года назад +206

      my favourite theory is that every POV character in the series was actually at the wall and all stabbed Jon, then rushed back to where they were supposed to be

    • @fenixchief7
      @fenixchief7 2 года назад +44

      If you're trying to fool someone, you gotta show some restraint. Not too much obviously with how off the wall some are but still.

    • @FantasticTuesday
      @FantasticTuesday 2 года назад +85

      'Gatehouse Ami is a GRRM self insert'. Well, now I'm going to need some strong evidence to convince me this is NOT true.

    • @TywinLannister666
      @TywinLannister666 2 года назад +1

      Nakama GANG GANG

    • @panonymousbloom5405
      @panonymousbloom5405 2 года назад +39

      ​@@TheMightofDab that's hilarious. i can just see this conversation going
      "- and then they ALL stabbed him
      - that makes no fucking sense. how did they get into their supposed places for the time of their chapters then?
      - idk they ran or something"

  • @jrbiff18
    @jrbiff18 2 года назад +31

    When I was in high school, my friend and I wrote a theory that Godot from "Waiting for Godot" is a polar bear. There was a surprising amount of evidence too. These reminded me of that, especially the horse one. Love this.

  • @reizak8966
    @reizak8966 2 года назад +244

    AltShwiftX: "I like badminton, crochet, and talking about dragons on the internet."
    You're more grandma than my grandma and I love it.

  • @idrea7506
    @idrea7506 2 года назад +24

    "it's because he's of the night, you see"
    fucking floored me lol

  • @catlord760
    @catlord760 2 года назад +353

    wow, Glidus I have to say, you hit it out of the park here. This is one of the most enjoyable ASoIaF videos I've ever seen, and I've seen them all. To get the biggest names in the fandom on one page and think of something interesting and original to do is a breath of fresh air to the community. Keep up the good work!

  • @bretto7
    @bretto7 4 месяца назад +8

    back for my once-every-few-months watch of this video. it’s my favorite 40 minutes on youtube. thanks glimglam

  • @regulomarte6338
    @regulomarte6338 2 года назад +682

    Dude Gerion being a mute in Euron´s crew is so fucked I want it to be real, it could also imply that Euron didn't go Valyria he just intecepted Gerion and got the valyrian armor from him (Gerion went there to find a valyrian sword and found the armor instead).

    • @aegonthedragon7303
      @aegonthedragon7303 2 года назад +218

      Imagine Euron whips out Brightroar too just to make it even more fucked, that Gerion actually succeeded but got caught and made a mute by Euron.

    • @TotallyRadicalShow
      @TotallyRadicalShow 2 года назад +131

      All of the Euron theories in that round were actually pretty hype.

    • @tobyjimmy
      @tobyjimmy 2 года назад +65

      This theory has legs...

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 2 года назад +6

      Yeah, same! I kinda like that one

    • @johnnygreenface
      @johnnygreenface 2 года назад +62

      @@tobyjimmy but no tongue!

  • @OrangeXenon54
    @OrangeXenon54 7 месяцев назад +14

    11:02 “If anyone’s gonna outwit themselves, it’s Cersei Lannister” is so funny because of how true it is

  • @RedstonPhysics13
    @RedstonPhysics13 2 года назад +77

    Shit man I'm trying to discreetly watch RUclips at work and the laugh from
    "Tyrek Lannister was last seen ahorse" could not be contained

  • @xAndresxRojasx
    @xAndresxRojasx Год назад +36

    "And I struggle to imagine _a horse_ inheriting Casterly Rock"
    You clearly haven't played enough CK2, Shwifty 😆

  • @vallraffs
    @vallraffs 2 года назад +133

    Very cool. Preston confirmed to be the sanest of them all. It may be too late for us to save Glidus. His mind has gone to some places now to think like this, we must pray that he can be pulled back from the brink

    • @Herrikias
      @Herrikias 2 года назад +21

      Preston Jacobs now has to surrender his channel to RedTeamReview, where Carmine proceeds to explain to us how everything is as it appears.

    • @aidanmahoney9865
      @aidanmahoney9865 Месяц назад

      we must drown him in salt water and make him rise again, saner and stronger

  • @breezeshooter42
    @breezeshooter42 2 года назад +49

    "Tyrek was last see a horse" KILLED me

  • @fionasnapple
    @fionasnapple 2 года назад +149

    fr glimbus this video is SO well done and SO many creators wouldnt put the time in to make it look and flow as well as youve done here. 10/10 would quiz again.

  • @pigpig252
    @pigpig252 Год назад +21

    I went to that random theory generator and got "Ser Pounce will destroy Qarth" and now I really want to see that

  • @Wafflbaum
    @Wafflbaum 2 года назад +386

    You should have that Glidus guy in your videos more often, he's funny

    • @The_Gerry_Man
      @The_Gerry_Man 2 года назад +4

      no hes not

    • @ekn_38
      @ekn_38 2 года назад +3

      Well I personally thing that Glimbus has the edge above him

    • @void_wyrm
      @void_wyrm 2 года назад

      Dude 202 likes? You’re a celebrity now

    • @Wafflbaum
      @Wafflbaum 2 года назад +1

      @@void_wyrm Wow people have a really low comedic standard if that's all it takes 🙄

    • @jordanthomas7702
      @jordanthomas7702 2 года назад +2

      @@Wafflbaum don't be a knob

  • @celebalert5616
    @celebalert5616 2 года назад +200

    "The Daenerys' Dreams are from Euron, not Quaithe" might be fake, but it makes real sense when you consider Quaithe is the Dusky Woman. So they're from both.

    • @KaitlinLuksa
      @KaitlinLuksa 2 года назад +28

      Yeah that one is not that implausible actually. It's dumb, but I was genuinely surprised when that one turned out to be fake.

    • @MFenix206
      @MFenix206 Год назад +10

      I mean, i wouldn't say the quaithe dreams are from Euron, i personally think she is getting dreams from both and they are independent characters...

    • @davispeterson1876
      @davispeterson1876 Год назад

      ​@@MFenix206no, see, Quaithe and Euron are separate characters, but the Quaithe that Dany met in Quarth and the Quaithe in her dreams are both Euron. Quaithe just sent Dany the Ice-Dick Dream.

  • @PhileasLiebmann
    @PhileasLiebmann 2 года назад +560

    As soon as Carmine said "Isn't he embedded in a tree? There's no way he's fucking" my mind immediately went "full body tree bondage with fairy roleplay is somebody's kink, I just know it"

    • @jowjaaa4963
      @jowjaaa4963 2 года назад +60

      are you ok

    • @edvfya9922
      @edvfya9922 2 года назад +104

      "Somebody's kink", just own it, let your freak flag fly high!

    • @falconstudios146
      @falconstudios146 2 года назад +39

      Oh this will make a fine addition to my collection.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 2 года назад +17

      It's beautiful to watch Rule 34 in action...

    • @figjam9530
      @figjam9530 2 года назад +10

      *slowly raises hand*

  • @Cobalt360Degrees
    @Cobalt360Degrees 2 года назад +60

    15:04 "Guys. Guys?? I know George is taking his time but *for fuck's sake"* is the biggest mood. 😂

  • @lukaslambs5780
    @lukaslambs5780 2 года назад +72

    Nobody would EVER think Drogo is a horse. Only a real idiot would think that.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  2 года назад +61

      some MORON might think that i guess.

  • @HuffdrewPaint
    @HuffdrewPaint 11 месяцев назад +11

    There was a strange mental threshold I crossed halfway through this where just hearing "person x is person y" started making me laugh no matter who it concerned.
    Like the words lost meaning.
    You masterminded this beautifully.

  • @GalacticArchive0
    @GalacticArchive0 2 года назад +200

    As the test subject for this video, I suppose I might as well share some fun facts regarding several of these wacky theories:
    - For question 2, option C is actually only half true. It came from an awful theory video we watched a while back where the creators suggested that Oberyn Martell raped several close family members, including his sister Elia. While the video itself never actually proposed the idea that Aegon and Rhaenys were Oberyn's bastards, I think it's fair that a rational person would see such a premise and use it to come to a more reasonable conclusion.
    - For question 4, option D originally suggested that Timett, son of Timett was the bastard of Brandon Stark (Eddard Stark's elder brother). However, I pointed out to Glidus that while this could be a fun way to throw people off, we have no evidence to suggest that Brandon ever visited the Vale, so the parent was changed to something more believable.
    - For question 10, several things were changed to be a lot less specific. Originally, option B said that Lem Lemoncloak was Willem Darry, and option C said that Richard Lonmouth was Rolland Storm (Stannis Baratheon's current castellan at Dragonstone).
    - For question 12, I actually shocked Glidus when I said that All Walders are Walder is in fact a theory that exists... in the pinned comments of his own Discord server (join us you spineless cowards)!
    Thank you to Glidus for selecting me of all physical and immaterial entities to sample this dish before it was served to the proper big boys. And no Gludis, my eyebrows have still not stopped raising. We'll have to go look for them one day.

    • @hillbillypowpow
      @hillbillypowpow 2 года назад +17

      Ur-Walder is real? Thats only slightly less ridiculous than the entirety of the horse round.

    • @Rocsanna
      @Rocsanna 2 года назад +4

      So is your recording like gone-gone, or just partially gone? I'd be interested in more of this craziness, this fandom is the bomb!

    • @GalacticArchive0
      @GalacticArchive0 2 года назад +11

      @@Rocsanna My audio recording is gone. I don't know what Glidus did with his recording, but both had audio problems (in my case, for some reason the recording software didn't pick up my mic input).

  • @mirayoquese8608
    @mirayoquese8608 7 месяцев назад +7

    This is still one of my absolute favourite videos in RUclips, ever. I always come back to it after a few months, when I forget the theories at all, and they always crack me up and make me go insane. The editing and flow of the contestants' responses are top tier, too.

  • @megamovieman101
    @megamovieman101 2 года назад +37

    I like how three of them died inside each time they found out the answer, while Preston was occasionally inspired by them 😂

  • @awaywiththefaeries9464
    @awaywiththefaeries9464 2 года назад +514

    Can’t believe you didn’t include the Bran parentage theory (Catelyn warged into a squirrel and reproduced with an actual squirrel)

    • @PhileasLiebmann
      @PhileasLiebmann 2 года назад +159

      I want to think you're shitposting rn, but I'm too afraid to check

    • @jowjaaa4963
      @jowjaaa4963 2 года назад +72

      that can't be real

    • @Caesim9
      @Caesim9 2 года назад +72

      Now thinking about it, the asoiaf fandom hasn't THAT many furry theories. I think it's for the best.

    • @cheeseisjar3058
      @cheeseisjar3058 2 года назад +18

      Excuse me what

    • @cheangizzz
      @cheangizzz 2 года назад +78

      I mean it perfectly explains Bran's climbing hobby

  • @micp4130
    @micp4130 4 месяца назад +3

    I love the editing of this one. The amount of times we're cutting from one contestant going "well obviously it's not that one" to another going "well obviously it's that one" is great.

  • @kyleyjs
    @kyleyjs 2 года назад +120

    "Isn't he embedded in a tree? There's no way he's fucking"
    Yeah? "embedded," "children of the forest" c'mon it's in the name...

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 2 года назад +3

      im pretty sure they were called that by ignorant First Men because the Children were short

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 Год назад +1

      @@godemperorofmankind3.091 Are they known by any other name?

    • @reaver11122
      @reaver11122 8 месяцев назад

      Could have just milked him

  • @jarp_carp
    @jarp_carp 2 года назад +21

    I had a dream glidus did a face reveal in the style of a red wedding reaction video where it's obvious that he knows what's gonna happen but he still pretends to he shocked

  • @BennyOkay
    @BennyOkay 2 года назад +116

    I was literally just sitting on the privy thinking “I wonder when glidus will upload again.” Nice to see you.

    • @Rocsanna
      @Rocsanna 2 года назад +18

      Hope you didn't have an encounters with any crossbows 🤪

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 2 года назад +7

      Watch out for a disgruntled son…

    • @BennyOkay
      @BennyOkay 2 года назад +1

      @@Black_pearl_adrift he’s locked up and due to be executed in the morning, I have nothing to worry about

  • @ElinorMahoney
    @ElinorMahoney 2 года назад +21

    I love the change from “I love all of these” to “I want none of these to be true” LOL

  • @__JiiM__
    @__JiiM__ 2 года назад +57

    Hats off to you Glingleberry for putting on such an enthralling and mind-bendingly eye-opening Song of Game and Show quiz!

  • @ForestWanderingCryptid
    @ForestWanderingCryptid 6 месяцев назад +20

    “Some people look at this story and decide there’s not enough incest”

  • @godemperorofmankind3.091
    @godemperorofmankind3.091 2 года назад +146

    The Horse Round was hilarious. We like #Drogoisahorse around these parts

  • @nicodemusedwards6931
    @nicodemusedwards6931 2 года назад +77

    I actually looked up a generator and these are what I got.
    “Coldhands and Arianne and Dany are the three heads of the dragon.”
    “Meera and Tyrion are secret Targaryens.”
    “Lysa and Davos will die in TWoW.”
    “Walder Frey and Quentyn are the same person.”

    • @admiralgaius9796
      @admiralgaius9796 2 года назад +49

      My favorites are
      "Darkstar will be defeated by Darkstar at Pentos"
      "Lady Stoneheart killed Renly"
      "Grand Hot Pie Conspiracy"

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 Год назад +18

      @@admiralgaius9796 The Grand Hot Pie Conspiracy came scary close to giving me a cardiac arrest. Oh my god that's beautiful honestly.

    • @metalvoiceguy1232
      @metalvoiceguy1232 Год назад +12

      I got these:
      Viserys warged into a pigeon
      Rhaegar hooked up with Victarion at the tourney of Harrenhal
      Bran Targaryen
      Gilly will destroy Winterfell
      Edit: I did a couple more and I got "The Ser Pounce Master Plan" this thing is amazing

    • @aidanmahoney9865
      @aidanmahoney9865 Месяц назад

      “Rickon will kill Jon Snow with Lightbringer in Volantis”
      “Victarion will skinchange into Bloodraven”
      “Osmund Kettleblack and Doran will get married in Volantis”
      “Grey Worm Targaryen”
      “Andals will take over Qarth”
      “Moon Boy, Walder Frey and Benjen are the three heads of the dragon”
      “Marillion is secretly Alys Karstark”
      “Roose Bolton will fall in love with Timett son of Timett”
      “Samwell killed Renly”
      “Greatjon Umber hooked up with Darkstar at the tourney of Harrenhal”
      “Thoros will fall in love with Thoros”
      “Ashara Dayne isn't dead”
      “Beric will fall in love with Wyman Manderly”
      “Drogon Targaryen”

  • @TheCreepyLantern
    @TheCreepyLantern 2 года назад +75

    i can't get over the idea of "the hive mind of Frey's" just because i rewatched Prestons Frey Civil war vid like a couple days ago. "hey me?" "Yeah me?" "you see that other bunch of me's over there?" "Yeh?" "FUCK those me's!"

  • @KaritKtana
    @KaritKtana 2 года назад +35

    27:24 - I didn't know how much the sound of your theories BREAKING Schwifty's brain would bring me joy and life 😂

  • @simcoe4045
    @simcoe4045 2 года назад +33

    April 1st is my favorite day of the year, because it’s the only day of the year where a Glidus video is guaranteed to come out.

  • @addisonhamilton3382
    @addisonhamilton3382 Год назад +10

    the wild laughter when schwift says "youre telling me that THREE of these are REAL???" for question 9 hits different on a rewatch

  • @Luuuna
    @Luuuna 2 года назад +108

    I originally read this title as "fnaf asoiaf theories" and was *beyond* confused

    • @gurrutvurstug8779
      @gurrutvurstug8779 2 года назад +27

      Based on this video, I'd say those are real theories

    • @nolangerrans6083
      @nolangerrans6083 2 года назад +33

      Euron did the bite of 87 as a horse

    • @KaitlinLuksa
      @KaitlinLuksa 2 года назад +18

      The Puppet is being controlled by Bloodraven

    • @Annatar.
      @Annatar. 2 года назад +1

      @@KaitlinLuksa Thats no theory, thats canon.

  • @donaurraca9755
    @donaurraca9755 7 месяцев назад +8

    I know i'm two years late to the party, but i cried actual tears of laughter at the reveal of the horse question. I wish you'd make another April Fools test, this is to me the funniest fucking thing on youtube.

    • @donaurraca9755
      @donaurraca9755 7 месяцев назад +1

      Also I got half of them right, and it's got me worried about my level of ASOIAF brainrot

  • @kneptune1234
    @kneptune1234 2 года назад +23

    I love that none of them believe the Khal Drogo is a Horse theory even though it's literally Glidus' masterpiece

  • @coffeecaveman123
    @coffeecaveman123 2 года назад +24

    I really wanted the all "Walders are the same time travelling Walder" one to be real. Let's make it real.

  • @mibber121
    @mibber121 Год назад +9

    having watched schwifty's seven hour theory iceberg literally yesterday may give me an edge on this quiz

  • @peteroh8005
    @peteroh8005 2 года назад +15

    The reactions to the Horse question wins the “thing I can’t stop playing over and over” award for this month.

  • @tjosiahhaynes
    @tjosiahhaynes 2 года назад +37

    Glidus brings our ASOIAF family of theorists together. We love you Glidus. Hail Glidus the Great Uniter!

  • @kiera_rdh6697
    @kiera_rdh6697 2 года назад +12

    I watched this on an airplane and was trying to quietly laugh so badly the flight attendant came and asked if I was okay lol. This is incredible

  • @justinkroboth360
    @justinkroboth360 2 года назад +36

    I got all of the first one right, lmao. I really did want the Council of Walders to be real, though - I wanted someone to be living that dream.

  • @jazzycat8917
    @jazzycat8917 Год назад +10

    Every now and then when my mental health take a turn for the worse, i come back and watch this video and just laugh myself silly. Its such an amazing comfort. All hail the OmniWalder

  • @Tom-lg9ee
    @Tom-lg9ee 2 года назад +34

    Glidus and Jacobs appear in the same video.
    The apotheosis is at hands brothers.
    Storm the den of the scion of gluttony.
    Rend its flesh from bone and raise it as our banner.
    The winds of winter shall never come to pass, let us bathe in the eternal autumn.

    • @typearchon7161
      @typearchon7161 2 года назад

      Roose Bolton will rule the north forever.

  • @jsw973
    @jsw973 8 месяцев назад +3

    Its 2024 and this is still one of my absolute favourite video, just straight up

  • @ThePariahDark
    @ThePariahDark 2 года назад +72

    Here is the best theory ever. Jon Snow wrote the Pink Letter, but not Jon Snow Jon Snow but an alternate personality of Jon who is The Prince that was Promised. In order to make himself go for it, Jon (aka the Prince) wrote the letter, then sent it to himself - and they don't share memories, so Jon does not know that he himself wrote the Pink Letter for himself. Also explains why The Prince has a different writing style than both Jon and Ramsey.

    • @Ancor_Vantian
      @Ancor_Vantian 2 года назад +14

      That's the plot of the short-lived BBC series "Jekyll"!
      [Insert TFS Future Trunks screaming]: Nooooooooooooo!

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 Год назад

      So Jon’s just a Schizo then, sounds legit.

    • @martijnstuart95
      @martijnstuart95 Год назад +1

      I had a stroke while reading this

  • @limbobilbo8743
    @limbobilbo8743 2 года назад +13

    The rule of thumb with identity theories is that if characters have even a single, minuscule similarity then someone thinks they’re the same guy.

  • @philippkoltermann3292
    @philippkoltermann3292 2 года назад +27

    The best fake theory.
    That d and d actually tried making something good

  • @VerilyViscous
    @VerilyViscous 2 года назад +18

    This video is the first one I've see from this channel.
    Needless to say, I'm now a fan.