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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2024
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weird usually i post these on april 2nd huh
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2:24 Question 1
3:42 Question 2
6:53 Question 3
10:07 Question 4
12:38 Question 5
15:42 Question 6
19:57 Question 7
22:46 Question 8
26:33 Question 9
31:09 Question 10
34:13 Question 11
38:24 Question 12
42:18 results 
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glidus
Google Translate is broken? It’s coming up as Glidus🤔
glimbus
True
thats not your name
No no he's got a point
Cersei gaslighting herself into thinking she didn’t kill Jon Arryn is a hilarious mental image
She would %100 do that
… didn’t Lysa do that?
I’m imagining an equivalent scenario where Jaime is actually innocent of killing Aerys, which he remembers very well and had witnesses. Also Brienne did kill Renly and is actually a shadowbinder.
@@AntwonFisher it’s a ‘Dooku wants to kill Padmé’ type of situation; he gets someone to do it, who gets someone to do it, who gets someone else to do it….. etc.
You mean thinking she did, right?
The juxtaposition of one person saying absolutely not to a theory, only to immediately cut to another enthusiastically supporting it, is beautiful.
The duality of man
Great stuf!!!!
the night is dark
@@Fnidner no-one reply
@@Marcus001 wat
this lunacy is what happens when a fandom goes a decade without new material
At least we have the new show to distract us from that but still this is a sign of a healthy fandom 🤣🤣🤣
@@joedimirputden5334 active? Definitely. Healthy? Fuck no.
Can't wait for the gen4 bronies to hit this point in the years to come
It’ll be melancholy when TWoW comes out… It’ll be so good to finally read, but the crazy fan theories won’t come out as much
I read the manga One Piece, and whenever Oda goes on a break week (it's serialized weekly and he takes a break every month), the fandom just goes completely stupid with theories.
If this is the abyss I would stare into if people were deprives of new material for a decade... yeesh.
Schwifty's comments about "More Eurons" and "Cersei outwitting herself" is god-tier comedy.
Seem legit. Euron being a megalomaniac and wanting to populate the world with himself only and going by the pronouns they/them. Cersei being a psycho compulsive liar that was able to lie to herself and created a scenario in her mind that she had nothing to do with it.
10:55 and 17:20
Can't believe that "Roose bolton is a skin changing vampire" is one of the 'obvious' correct theories
we've come so far as a community
It's an ASX video as any fule kno.
We live in a fandom.
"Uh, leeches or something, bro"
It’s a fun theory to read about lol
'If anyone is gonna outwit themselves, it's Cersei Lannister'
That is probably the most true sentence uttered in this April Fool's video
This may be my favorite description of any character in the franchise.
I’m also partial to Euron looks at a problem and says this needs more Euron
Oh my dude, no-one is ignoring Euron's predations; the point is that they are not fun to think about.
Remember, damn near every ASOIAF character is a murderer or worse.
Remember how Danny had random people crucified because someone else had some other random people crucified? Well, that's not fun to think about so we kinda gloss over this very considered act of cruelty.
GRRM knows what he is doing and all these manifold evils take their toll, but for fans who just want to talk dumb theories it's ok to just come up with madcap grimdark stuff for Euron to have done.
@callmecatalyst a great character is a great character. a character we love to hate is still a good character. get off your high horse, they’re not real people, mate 👍🏿
"Is there any chance that they're all the same horse?"
Yes. And that horse? Euron Greyjoy. And he wrote the pink letter.
Two of them are horse Euron, the other two are horse Dario, but Dario and Euron are both the same horse.
And he's Sandor's horse Stranger.
But that horse is actually a faceless man that Euron hired and he is in another horse who is Quaithe
This all adds up, Tyrek just wants to meet up with Gerion again
Oh my god and the Catspaw sent to Winterfell to kill Bran? He was hiding in the stables
😳😳😳
Starting to actually believe this now
Bloodraven is controlling Hot Pie so he can enjoy the experience of baking. It helps him relax.
The three eyed dough
@@dmdeign7116the three-holed donut? 😂
@@alihijazi4451a thousand pies, and one
Whoever that came up with Robert Strong being just a new guy has the most anti-theory mindset ever.
its honestly like the funniest theory to me, because like...he could totally just be Some Guy™, but both the entire fandom and like any book character with a brain is assuming the waaay more likelier option of it being franken-mountain
@@aag2139 yeah it makes no sense that a guy his size eats nothing, and then you see the mountain irl taking 10000 calories a day to stay that way lol
It actually is a better theory than it being the mountain, since we're introduced to Robert strong shortly after the chapter in dorne where they say "if another giant shows up we'll know it's him".
Better theory he's actually a frankenstiened corpse made of king Robert, Ned, and the mountain. My evidence? Qyburn is a weird dude.
@@ralcogaming7674 oh yeah? What if he has the soul of Tywin trapped inside it unable to do anything, forced to watch his house crumble? Now that's a character arc lol.
@@atro-city he's carrying every character he's made of regrets, he has Ned's, Robert's, Gregors, and tywins. If we find out later there's others this will be expanded upon.
"there's a line that says Tyrek Lannister was last seen ahorse" just fucking destroyed me. I think I hurt my ribs from this video. Absolutely amazing content
It’s like ASOIAF took “I am the Senate” and put their own little spin on it
I really hope you've seen his latest video
Can you give the timestamp for that? I want to relive this moment of RUclips history! 😅 e: ok, it is 30:00
@@donniejefferson9554 you read my mind. I hope he saw this years April fools video! I was in a grocery store with a tiny ear bud in, laughing like an idiot. I got a lot of weird looks!
@@callmecatalyst was it really Gildus who started the whole Tyrek thing?
Ever noticed how George makes very very sure we never see Maester Cressen and Septa Lemore in the same room?
Melisandre clearly taught Cressen how to transform into a bodacious babe. Plausible.
I love this community. Several thousand people in solitary confinement, driven insane by each other and a lack of new books
You could make a religion out of this.
More like several million.
I love the fact that one participant is speaking very fondly of a theory and then it cuts to another “well that’s just aggressively untrue”.
My favorite theory is that Lannisters secretly DO actually shit gold, so Tywin was proven to be a bastard on the privy and the true heir to Casterly Rock was always Kevan.
So does that mean when Jaime was tied to a post for months he was shitting out gold that the northmen were scooping up? Lol
@@starwarsnerd100 Jamie was not tied to the pole, he was locked in the dungeons of Riverrun. The pole was only in the show.
@@starwarsnerd100 no because he is the son of Tywin who isn't a true Lannister, so like Tywin he also doesn't shit gold. It's all coming together
@@starwarsnerd100 Wel Jaime is the son of a bastard, so not a real Lannister, so he doesn't shit gold. Only Kevan and his kids shit gold. We've never had a PoV of them while on the toilet. Think about it.
@@jakehey6924 his mom was also a Lannister though
The funniest thing to me about the theory community is the possibility that all of the identity theories are real and George is going to do a massive rug-pull in book 6 where he reveals that every character is just another character.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha dude the first fucking chapter is just from Eurons perspective and he’s just struggling to maintain all these alter egos. All while he’s really a horse
Jon Snow will be the only character who isn't secretly someone else and Ygritte telling Jon that he knows nothing is actually GRRM telling the reader that they know nothing.
The only character who isn't another character is Arya because she is No One
@jazzycat8917 no arrya will be revealed to be the faceless man that euron hired to pretend to be him. It just makes too much sense
There are only like... three people in ASOIAF. Unaware of the other two, each of the three souls possesed everyone else on planetos to manipulate Westros to their own separate ends.
"Nobody could think that Cercei REALLY killed Jon Arryn"
Carmine: "I'm gonna go with Cercei killing Jon Arryn!"
"No way Asshai was built by the squishers, I don't think anybody's that insane" -Rude Haunter
"Asshai was built by the squishers is just legit" -Alt Schwift Eggs
Never change schwift
I've 100% heard so many theories that the squishers built Asshai, so it's absolutely a real theory. Usually they'll say it was the Deep Ones, but squishers are pretty much the same thing. Oily black stone is connected to Lovecraft references, fish people are located near the toad statue which is near Yeen which is similar to Asshai, the aesthetically Lovecraftian ironborn's connections to the GEOTD... it's such an easy conclusion to reach for theorists grasping at straws. Like, there's even a video of the theory here on RUclips: ruclips.net/video/TQl16mRvq6E/видео.html
@@michaelhenry3234 it seems way more likely that Asshai is the leftover remnants of a dragonlord civilization that predated Valyria.
@@loooongneck Yeah, I think so too, and that's the more common theory, but the second most common theory is that the Deep Ones created it.
I automatically assumed the Asshai squisher theory was real, it's exactly the kind of theory this fandom would come up with.
Tyrek Lannister was last seen a horse” made me fall out of my chair laughing holy shit
I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
Spit out my coffee
I accidentally slammed my head on the wall behind me and nearly got a damn concussion I was laughing so hard
I somehow knew the other 3 were real but thought for sure that was couldn’t be. Felt so certain and that line killed me
@@snowpocalypse69 can someone elaborate?
Moment of subtle comedy in everyone being completely baffled by the horse question except Preston, who immediately clocked two as real
My favorite part is the always calm, eloquent and well spoken wordsmith Alt Schwift X being absolutely dumbfounded by the horse question to the point he couldn't even find proper words.
The council of walders sounds so hype, unironically.
I really like the idea just for the sake of it.
29:16 "The only thing that makes Tyrek Lannister worth anything, is that he is in Tyrek Lannister's body." That is my favourite quote of the year.
The horse round made me laugh so hard cause In AGOT when Ned and Robert talk about Lyanna in winterfell I kept thinking “they talk about her like she’s a horse”
I tried so hard to be quiet, its 3am when my parents sleep and I hear ASX almost genuinely asking "is it possible all of these characters are the same horse?"
Brilliant.
ASX going "Who the fuck is Rennifer Longwaters?" speaks to me on a deep emotional level
I'm with him though who the fuck is rennifer longwaters? Ive only read the mainline books.
@@ralcogaming7674 hes a minor character in A Feast For Crows. Jaime talks to him when hes investigating Tyrion's dissapearance and murder of Tywin.
@@Firecracker119 and he has himself a drop of dragon blood, he must confess.
I only recognized it because I had just reread that chapter lol
@@Firecracker119 wait...is he the guy that just inexplicably disappears after that conversation despite also being framed by varys?
Preston sounded weirdly inspired by a couple of those fake ones. Lets see if he makes a case for them actually being real in his next theory series.
I can’t wait for the two hour video by Alt Shift X about Longwaters being the High Sparrow
He was a little _too_ interested in the idea that Euron might be Quaithe...
lol I got that sense too. Goosing PJ imagination can be dangerous!
Bro I miss your vids so much
Preston may have lost the battle but he won the war.
He's got so much new material now.
GRRM doesn't need to release the books for the sake of finishing the series. He needs to release them because his fanbase is steadily growing more and more insane and there's only one cure.
My favourite is that Stannis actually IS Azor Ahai reborn, just because nobody thinks he is except Mel and Selyse. Not even himself, really. It would be hilarious and he'd probably grind his teeth in disappointment.
Only the true messiah would be humble enough to deny his own divinity😂😂
I actually love that idea.
I hope this is true. Azor 'The Mannis' Ahai.
None of them knew "Drogo is a horse" was yours ;-;
heartbroken
@@Glidus As promised, I still think of you as the 'Drogo was a horse' guy, and immediately knew at least that one was real. I thought Tyrek Lannister was the fake, alas, I didn't think all were real. But seeing as he was last seen ahorse, I should have known. So obvious in hindsight and definitely canon.
@@MattJDave it's gonna cause some huge twists and turns, don'tcha know x)
Yeah I was like "Well I know I've heard THAT before, that's definitely real". And I'm pretty sure I've heard "Lyanna is a horse" before too.
The horse round was incredible.
It's a time - travelling horse.
The absolute emotional rollercoaster my brain went through in that round
Truly horsing around
They're all REAL
It’s not incredible, it’s a horse.
"so there's no one that could believe that Cersei killed Jon Arryn"
"I am going to go with Cersei killed Jon Arryn"
Gold medal editing, Globar
"Unique brand of harebrained narcissism" is my new favorite quote.
This video is also really well edited. A lot of other people would just put all of them in the same video call and there'd be lots of cross talk. Quizzing each one seperatly and editing their responses together to make a funny coherent narrative is really good work.
thank you, it took a lot of time and thinking to organise them in an entertaining, natural way
When the video started I was a bit disappointed that they weren't all in a call bouncing off each other and justifying the decisions they'd locked in prior. It soon became apparent that this was the wiser decision, and this is my favourite GoT video in years.
It was a smart choice. It also keeps their answers pure and free from each other's influence
Wow. Thanks for pointing it out. He did such a good job that I never even noticed!
I was just going to comment this until I saw you beat me to it. Really great juxtaposition of clips.
Me pausing the video to look up who Rennifer Longwaters is.
AltSchwiftX upon resuming: "Who the fuck is Rennifer Longwaters"
Instantly felt better about myself
Me too! If Schwift doesn't know I definitely don't need to know.
The only reason I knew him is because I searched up all possible Targblood characters, and Rennifer is the most dissappointing known descendant of Elaena (the one with the silver hair with a gold stripe, who was master of coin through her husband, and who married like three times; shes a sister of Daena the Defiant)
I had to look up so many characters
Some of these I probably wouldn't even remember if I read the chapter they show up in right before watching the video
"He was last seen ahorse" made my day, great colab, now I've gotta go binge your whole channel
Martin has written a story where a woman created a male version of herself just to be a bed mate/slave, call it whatever, but she dies before her male version was fully functional/operational to mate then she downloads her consciousness in to a space ship and later haunts the crew members of the space ship. That's GRR martin
Nightflyer?
Obligatory: The Red Comet is a Volcryn
I was 100% convinved that you finding the Omni-Walder theory on the internet was what inspired this entire video.
I am absolutely livid right now.
I want there to be a spinoff series that's solely focused on there being a Timelord Walder Frey.
Given that Walder's tv show actor did portray a remake of the first doctor, that idea doesn't sound so ridiculous.
you mean that one Christmas Special with David Bradley?
@@renaigh yes. "Twice Upon A Time" i think it was called.
- "Hes a Maester."
- "Maester...Who?"
@@SvendleBerries A-dudududun, dudududun, dudududun, dododododododudududun, dudududun, dudududun, WOOO-EEE-OOOOOOOOooooooo
wow, Glidus I have to say, you hit it out of the park here. This is one of the most enjoyable ASoIaF videos I've ever seen, and I've seen them all. To get the biggest names in the fandom on one page and think of something interesting and original to do is a breath of fresh air to the community. Keep up the good work!
Seeing all of them try to theorise why certain characters would be horses in order to disprove themselves is absolutely hilarious
I'm taking every part of this video as canon and you can't stop me
Bad Boy :D
EVERYONE IS A HORSE
@@GelberStuhl it is known. a song of horse and whinny.
AltShwiftX: "I like badminton, crochet, and talking about dragons on the internet."
You're more grandma than my grandma and I love it.
The editing for this video is so great. Juxtaposing one contestant saying, "This theory is really legit, it has to be real" with the very next one saying, "That theory is absolute horseshit, how could anyone believe that!"
this is really impressively edited together, just wanted to acknowledge that
thank you! it was lots of fun to make
@@Glidus I'm a baby youtuber still learning how to edit well so its nice to see how you make the conversation flow
I actually think you were quite reserved with the fake ones, I wouldn't have been able to contain myself from putting 'Gatehouse Ami is a GRRM self insert' or 'The shrouded lord is the friends we made along the way'
my favourite theory is that every POV character in the series was actually at the wall and all stabbed Jon, then rushed back to where they were supposed to be
If you're trying to fool someone, you gotta show some restraint. Not too much obviously with how off the wall some are but still.
'Gatehouse Ami is a GRRM self insert'. Well, now I'm going to need some strong evidence to convince me this is NOT true.
Nakama GANG GANG
@@TheMightofDab that's hilarious. i can just see this conversation going
"- and then they ALL stabbed him
- that makes no fucking sense. how did they get into their supposed places for the time of their chapters then?
- idk they ran or something"
Nobody would EVER think Drogo is a horse. Only a real idiot would think that.
some MORON might think that i guess.
"And I struggle to imagine _a horse_ inheriting Casterly Rock"
You clearly haven't played enough CK2, Shwifty 😆
"Tyrek was last see a horse" KILLED me
As soon as Carmine said "Isn't he embedded in a tree? There's no way he's fucking" my mind immediately went "full body tree bondage with fairy roleplay is somebody's kink, I just know it"
are you ok
"Somebody's kink", just own it, let your freak flag fly high!
Oh this will make a fine addition to my collection.
It's beautiful to watch Rule 34 in action...
*slowly raises hand*
"Isn't he embedded in a tree? There's no way he's fucking"
Yeah? "embedded," "children of the forest" c'mon it's in the name...
im pretty sure they were called that by ignorant First Men because the Children were short
@@godemperorofmankind3.091 Are they known by any other name?
Could have just milked him
"The Daenerys' Dreams are from Euron, not Quaithe" might be fake, but it makes real sense when you consider Quaithe is the Dusky Woman. So they're from both.
Yeah that one is not that implausible actually. It's dumb, but I was genuinely surprised when that one turned out to be fake.
I mean, i wouldn't say the quaithe dreams are from Euron, i personally think she is getting dreams from both and they are independent characters...
@@MFenix206no, see, Quaithe and Euron are separate characters, but the Quaithe that Dany met in Quarth and the Quaithe in her dreams are both Euron. Quaithe just sent Dany the Ice-Dick Dream.
"it's because he's of the night, you see"
fucking floored me lol
Dude Gerion being a mute in Euron´s crew is so fucked I want it to be real, it could also imply that Euron didn't go Valyria he just intecepted Gerion and got the valyrian armor from him (Gerion went there to find a valyrian sword and found the armor instead).
Imagine Euron whips out Brightroar too just to make it even more fucked, that Gerion actually succeeded but got caught and made a mute by Euron.
All of the Euron theories in that round were actually pretty hype.
This theory has legs...
Yeah, same! I kinda like that one
@@tobyjimmy7194 but no tongue!
Shit man I'm trying to discreetly watch RUclips at work and the laugh from
"Tyrek Lannister was last seen ahorse" could not be contained
The comedic editing on this is top notch. Also the horse round almost killed me with laughter.
When I was in high school, my friend and I wrote a theory that Godot from "Waiting for Godot" is a polar bear. There was a surprising amount of evidence too. These reminded me of that, especially the horse one. Love this.
Very cool. Preston confirmed to be the sanest of them all. It may be too late for us to save Glidus. His mind has gone to some places now to think like this, we must pray that he can be pulled back from the brink
Preston Jacobs now has to surrender his channel to RedTeamReview, where Carmine proceeds to explain to us how everything is as it appears.
You should have that Glidus guy in your videos more often, he's funny
no hes not
Well I personally thing that Glimbus has the edge above him
Dude 202 likes? You’re a celebrity now
@@void_wyrm Wow people have a really low comedic standard if that's all it takes 🙄
@@Wafflbaum don't be a knob
15:04 "Guys. Guys?? I know George is taking his time but *for fuck's sake"* is the biggest mood. 😂
There was a strange mental threshold I crossed halfway through this where just hearing "person x is person y" started making me laugh no matter who it concerned.
Like the words lost meaning.
You masterminded this beautifully.
I originally read this title as "fnaf asoiaf theories" and was *beyond* confused
Based on this video, I'd say those are real theories
Euron did the bite of 87 as a horse
The Puppet is being controlled by Bloodraven
@@KaitlinLuksa Thats no theory, thats canon.
Can’t believe you didn’t include the Bran parentage theory (Catelyn warged into a squirrel and reproduced with an actual squirrel)
I want to think you're shitposting rn, but I'm too afraid to check
that can't be real
Now thinking about it, the asoiaf fandom hasn't THAT many furry theories. I think it's for the best.
Excuse me what
I mean it perfectly explains Bran's climbing hobby
Nothing that hasn’t been said already, but the editing is brilliant and perfectly maximizes the comedy. Awesome video
I like how three of them died inside each time they found out the answer, while Preston was occasionally inspired by them 😂
i can't get over the idea of "the hive mind of Frey's" just because i rewatched Prestons Frey Civil war vid like a couple days ago. "hey me?" "Yeah me?" "you see that other bunch of me's over there?" "Yeh?" "FUCK those me's!"
As the test subject for this video, I suppose I might as well share some fun facts regarding several of these wacky theories:
- For question 2, option C is actually only half true. It came from an awful theory video we watched a while back where the creators suggested that Oberyn Martell raped several close family members, including his sister Elia. While the video itself never actually proposed the idea that Aegon and Rhaenys were Oberyn's bastards, I think it's fair that a rational person would see such a premise and use it to come to a more reasonable conclusion.
- For question 4, option D originally suggested that Timett, son of Timett was the bastard of Brandon Stark (Eddard Stark's elder brother). However, I pointed out to Glidus that while this could be a fun way to throw people off, we have no evidence to suggest that Brandon ever visited the Vale, so the parent was changed to something more believable.
- For question 10, several things were changed to be a lot less specific. Originally, option B said that Lem Lemoncloak was Willem Darry, and option C said that Richard Lonmouth was Rolland Storm (Stannis Baratheon's current castellan at Dragonstone).
- For question 12, I actually shocked Glidus when I said that All Walders are Walder is in fact a theory that exists... in the pinned comments of his own Discord server (join us you spineless cowards)!
Thank you to Glidus for selecting me of all physical and immaterial entities to sample this dish before it was served to the proper big boys. And no Gludis, my eyebrows have still not stopped raising. We'll have to go look for them one day.
Ur-Walder is real? Thats only slightly less ridiculous than the entirety of the horse round.
So is your recording like gone-gone, or just partially gone? I'd be interested in more of this craziness, this fandom is the bomb!
@@Rocsanna My audio recording is gone. I don't know what Glidus did with his recording, but both had audio problems (in my case, for some reason the recording software didn't pick up my mic input).
"Her uncle? Why? Hes gay! Why?" Idk how this this video peaked so early but damn
I love the change from “I love all of these” to “I want none of these to be true” LOL
fr glimbus this video is SO well done and SO many creators wouldnt put the time in to make it look and flow as well as youve done here. 10/10 would quiz again.
The Horse Round was hilarious. We like #Drogoisahorse around these parts
"Daario Naharis is secretly a faceless man, D&D knew but didn't want to flesh that storyline out but they gave a subtle nod to it by changing actors."
I actually looked up a generator and these are what I got.
“Coldhands and Arianne and Dany are the three heads of the dragon.”
“Meera and Tyrion are secret Targaryens.”
“Lysa and Davos will die in TWoW.”
“Walder Frey and Quentyn are the same person.”
My favorites are
"Darkstar will be defeated by Darkstar at Pentos"
"Lady Stoneheart killed Renly"
"Grand Hot Pie Conspiracy"
@@admiralgaius9796 The Grand Hot Pie Conspiracy came scary close to giving me a cardiac arrest. Oh my god that's beautiful honestly.
I got these:
Viserys warged into a pigeon
Rhaegar hooked up with Victarion at the tourney of Harrenhal
Bran Targaryen
Gilly will destroy Winterfell
Edit: I did a couple more and I got "The Ser Pounce Master Plan" this thing is amazing
I was literally just sitting on the privy thinking “I wonder when glidus will upload again.” Nice to see you.
Hope you didn't have an encounters with any crossbows 🤪
Watch out for a disgruntled son…
@@Black_pearl_adrift he’s locked up and due to be executed in the morning, I have nothing to worry about
I went to that random theory generator and got "Ser Pounce will destroy Qarth" and now I really want to see that
I would give an non-insignificant amount of money to see GRRM react to this whole video.
I'd rather he not. Solely because if he does some people will take it as an excuse to scream at him to get back to writing instead.
Glidus and Jacobs appear in the same video.
The apotheosis is at hands brothers.
Storm the den of the scion of gluttony.
Rend its flesh from bone and raise it as our banner.
The winds of winter shall never come to pass, let us bathe in the eternal autumn.
Roose Bolton will rule the north forever.
27:24 - I didn't know how much the sound of your theories BREAKING Schwifty's brain would bring me joy and life 😂
I love that none of them believe the Khal Drogo is a Horse theory even though it's literally Glidus' masterpiece
I really wanted the all "Walders are the same time travelling Walder" one to be real. Let's make it real.
I had a dream glidus did a face reveal in the style of a red wedding reaction video where it's obvious that he knows what's gonna happen but he still pretends to he shocked
Here is the best theory ever. Jon Snow wrote the Pink Letter, but not Jon Snow Jon Snow but an alternate personality of Jon who is The Prince that was Promised. In order to make himself go for it, Jon (aka the Prince) wrote the letter, then sent it to himself - and they don't share memories, so Jon does not know that he himself wrote the Pink Letter for himself. Also explains why The Prince has a different writing style than both Jon and Ramsey.
That's the plot of the short-lived BBC series "Jekyll"!
[Insert TFS Future Trunks screaming]: Nooooooooooooo!
So Jon’s just a Schizo then, sounds legit.
I had a stroke while reading this
the wild laughter when schwift says "youre telling me that THREE of these are REAL???" for question 9 hits different on a rewatch
around 18:03 talking about Euron sending Dany the dream with "the dude with the ice dick", my immediate thought was "of course, Euron would be the one to invent the GoT equivalent of a dick-pic, and send one to Dany"
April 1st is my favorite day of the year, because it’s the only day of the year where a Glidus video is guaranteed to come out.
I laughed out loud so much. This was amazing. I want to share the joy with people irl, but no, this is definitely too obscure for anyone to care about. Funny how i just heard the funniest shit in my life, yet have no way of communicating this to other people in my life. Wow
This is why it’s important to find a relationship or a friendship with someone that shares interests of yours or is willing to try to share those interests. It makes it all even better to be able to share it with another
@@thelocdesiringentryintoyou3686 Hey don't worry. I got that covered pretty much. I party with friends, play boardgames with friends and my wife. They all enjoyed game of thrones for s1-4. One even also read the books. A quiz about all the crazy asoiaf theories out there, just goes a tiny bit over the line of what you can expect of close people to care about.
But I wish you the best of luck asking your blind dates: "who wrote the pink letter?" ;)
@@dicknijmegen lmao that’s pretty funny. I get what you mean. This might be a few too many layers of specificity/humor, even for those people I know who did read the books. Like Drogo is a horse lmao. A god tier meme to me, a seemingly random comment even to most people who read the books
Good on you though. I’m having some amount of trouble finding friends that are interested in my interests. Which is weird because I’m interested in like 90% of everything on earth
having watched schwifty's seven hour theory iceberg literally yesterday may give me an edge on this quiz
Every now and then when my mental health take a turn for the worse, i come back and watch this video and just laugh myself silly. Its such an amazing comfort. All hail the OmniWalder
Hats off to you Glingleberry for putting on such an enthralling and mind-bendingly eye-opening Song of Game and Show quiz!
The best fake theory.
That d and d actually tried making something good
best reaction: "guys I know George is taking his time but for fuck's sake" perfect for this video lol
The rule of thumb with identity theories is that if characters have even a single, minuscule similarity then someone thinks they’re the same guy.
Hodor is the result of Walder loosing the battle of the Time Travellers to Bran.
Glidus brings our ASOIAF family of theorists together. We love you Glidus. Hail Glidus the Great Uniter!
"If you randomly generated a theory, there's a chance that it's more plausible than something The Order of the Green Hand... I mean more plausible than something _someone_ actually believes."
The moment the Horse Question came up I actually said out loud, “Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, this is the trick question.” Skipped to the end of the chapter to hear myself proved right LMAO
I got all of the first one right, lmao. I really did want the Council of Walders to be real, though - I wanted someone to be living that dream.
When they reached the Euron round and just started creating a new batshit theory 🤣🤣
I started reading the books for the first time recently and I laugh every time I see ahorse. Hilarious stuff
The horse round was genuinely amazing to listen to, legendary content.