Patchface: the strangest Game of Thrones character?

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  • Опубликовано: 13 май 2024
  • Patchface is one of the weirdest characters in the Game of Thrones books - a creepy jester who lives with Shireen on Dragonstone. What do Patchface’s songs mean? Is Patchface a prophet of the Drowned God? How is Patchface connected to white walkers, Deep Ones, and greyscale?
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    0:00 Patchface
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Комментарии • 2,9 тыс.

  • @iloveyourunclebob
    @iloveyourunclebob 5 лет назад +9307

    I really love how Melisandre is scared of Patchface and Stannis is like, "eh, he can hang out alone with my daughter. No big deal."

    • @duckboiii4441
      @duckboiii4441 3 года назад +262

      Jaded Wonderland he’s not exactly the greatest parent. In the show, he brings his family on a military campaign and burns her, while in the much better books he makes her live on Dragonstone: a cold dreary island. His wife is a Florent and the Velaryon’s are his banner men. I don’t think he takes Shireen to K.L so why didn’t he send her to one of his banner men?

    • @jonttopia
      @jonttopia 3 года назад +963

      @@duckboiii4441 He lets his daughter live in her childhood home where she grew up, where he has people they know and trust to protect her, instead of sending her away to a unfamiliar place to be taken care of by people she doesn't know.
      Yeah, that's totally a sign of a shitty father

    • @syren___
      @syren___ 3 года назад +51

      @@jonttopia And Dragonstone is in the Crownlands, someone can give her to Cersei or with the gods now who.

    • @bighands69
      @bighands69 3 года назад +18

      @@duckboiii4441
      Did he actually burn her in the book or is that just the TV show?

    • @duckboiii4441
      @duckboiii4441 3 года назад +108

      bighand69 just in the TV show, in the books he leaves his family at C.Black while he goes after the Bolton’s. I just used the burning as an example of why he isn’t the best parent

  • @appleWhisky43
    @appleWhisky43 4 года назад +6114

    Fire god : skilled righteous warrior
    The Great Other : scary ice zombies
    Drowned God : fat clown boiii

    • @danallan986
      @danallan986 3 года назад +462

      Choooose yoooouuur champiooooon!

    • @leorosenberg8604
      @leorosenberg8604 3 года назад +130

      defentily pachtface

    • @christianholzschuh6853
      @christianholzschuh6853 3 года назад +77

      At least he is not played by John Leguizamo...

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 3 года назад +64

      A lot better than tree man so there's that.

    • @sean5558
      @sean5558 3 года назад +16

      Christian Holzschuh what was wrong with John Lequizamo as Clown

  • @nanthilrodriguez
    @nanthilrodriguez 5 лет назад +8550

    Season 8 would have made more sense if patch face assassinated the Night King and started riding dragons.

    • @joeyy2baked669
      @joeyy2baked669 5 лет назад +296

      Best ending.

    • @joshsolomon4825
      @joshsolomon4825 5 лет назад +49

      ahahahahahaha

    • @okok-zj4lk
      @okok-zj4lk 4 года назад +170

      "Who climbs a fookin dragon"

    • @chinhawk9635
      @chinhawk9635 4 года назад +43

      That show made me sad in the end. Not bc it was over. Bc they fu*ked it up so bad. So so bad. Bran as the king? Warged off his tits Bran? Ugh

    • @peculiarpangolin4638
      @peculiarpangolin4638 4 года назад +17

      Hmmmm, ice dragon....stone dragon. Hmmm.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 3 года назад +4713

    You had me at "Stannis' jester".
    That would have been hilarious to see the guy whose job it is to make Stannis laugh.

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 2 года назад +622

      The prologue of Clash shows Stannis having his typical frowning expression while Patchface does his dumb jester stuff. Everyone else is laughing and Stannis is just cold as ice. Stannis despises jesters and fools, but keeps him around because Shireen likes him.

    • @tincano-beans2114
      @tincano-beans2114 2 года назад +119

      Patchface really impressed pre-drowning, afterward he's just a loon.

    • @ShrimplyPibblesJr
      @ShrimplyPibblesJr 2 года назад +91

      Patchface is one of those characters left out or changed in an attempt to aim at more realism within the characters. Shame.

    • @MrHotSalsa
      @MrHotSalsa Год назад +37

      @@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 he was supposed to teach Stannis how to laugh.

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 Год назад +95

      Imagine parents bringing someone to make you laugh but instead they die and give you even more trauma

  • @fatearcher
    @fatearcher 5 лет назад +8663

    Goddamn the Books are so much more intense than the show. I love it.

    • @minecraftpro110
      @minecraftpro110 5 лет назад +229

      When the new book comes out I kinda wanna start reading them

    • @fatearcher
      @fatearcher 5 лет назад +442

      @@minecraftpro110 When? Don't you mean IF

    • @minecraftpro110
      @minecraftpro110 5 лет назад +317

      @@fatearcher Don't you dare!

    • @rogerio7678
      @rogerio7678 5 лет назад +16

      I was about to say this. So true!

    • @yessir.7937
      @yessir.7937 5 лет назад +54

      @@minecraftpro110 You are a damn fool if you still have high hopes for the series to be finished. GRRM actually said today that he is confident he will have Winds finished next year July (and otherwise people should luck him up)... but I don't trust him with that. He said the same shit many, many years ago.
      And even if we get Winds in the next ~2 years.... the series will at least need A Dream of Spring to be finished, if GRRM manages to get it all in 2 books. I dont have high hopes for A Dream.

  • @gallowglass719
    @gallowglass719 6 лет назад +4598

    Patchface's artwork is really disturbing. The empty eyes, the dried-up spit on the side of his mouth... Just makes him seem that much more inhuman.

    • @06amal
      @06amal 5 лет назад +33

      After all this I wish he gets executes

    • @duckboiii4441
      @duckboiii4441 4 года назад +10

      I wish some Greyjoy’s go North and capture him for some reason, or one of the Queens men at Castle Black (at the walk there are around 50-100 of Stannis’ men, though they aren’t the best in his army) and kill him as a sacrifice or something

    • @natatavaresbocampagni9539
      @natatavaresbocampagni9539 4 года назад +18

      I got chills with him

    • @admin.slayerenryu5217
      @admin.slayerenryu5217 4 года назад +117

      Yeah now that I think about it why does Stannis the Mannis allows him to be anywhere near Shireen? I get that her crazy mother and the religious arsonist aren't the best company for the princess but I don't see how being with a disturbingly looking, crazy and mad jester is any better?

    • @duckboiii4441
      @duckboiii4441 3 года назад +26

      Top TVGames Stuff to be fair, Dragonstone isn’t exactly a nice holiday destination: not many people live there, and none would live with a princess. If I were Stannis, I’d either get Edric Storm to stay with me before shit hit the fan, or sent her away to one of my rich banner men (Velaryon, Celtigar) while I was in K.L

  • @misha130
    @misha130 5 лет назад +3919

    "Come with me beneath the sea, away away away." He took the little princess by one hand and drew her from the room skipping
    - Sounds a lot like - "Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand "

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 5 лет назад +2658

    I don't know man. It sounds to me like Patchface just saw the Little Mermaid and took it a bit too seriously.

  • @TheFiresloth
    @TheFiresloth 6 лет назад +6295

    A guy Melisandre is afraid of is a guy you better not take lightly.

    • @Sawrattan
      @Sawrattan 5 лет назад +243

      I've not read the books but this video makes Melisandre sound good in comparison

    • @davidryan7386
      @davidryan7386 5 лет назад +217

      Nah, he is not so creepy in books imo, as spooky and broken and a sorta woebegone prophet nobody takes as such.
      Like ravens and hodor he makes a perfect X factor plot device.

    • @Sawrattan
      @Sawrattan 5 лет назад +268

      @@davidryan7386 yeh but you don't hear Melisandre describing Hodor with blood around his mouth and surrounded by Stark skulls :) besides I don't know about the book but TV Hodor is so cute!

    • @tzaph67
      @tzaph67 5 лет назад +190

      And Melisandre isn’t creepy herself lol? Not to mention her visions being so inaccurate so often. No, I’ve always seen Patchface as one of the “broken people/things”. The fact that he was so brilliantly talented before being drowned makes it extra sad. I definitely think it’s possible he has some form of greensight but because of his brokenness he’s dismissed.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 лет назад +25

      @@tzaph67 talent often is in those who are viewed as damaged by others

  • @RainMinded
    @RainMinded 6 лет назад +1643

    I enjoy the interpretation that Patchface saw thousands of the dead wights on the ocean floor just sitting there waiting and lost his mind. It’s unlikely at this point, but still a chilling image of the dead emerging to invade from all sides of Westeros rather than just marching straight down south from the North.

    • @tamalice23
      @tamalice23 5 лет назад +268

      It's interesting! Before Hardhomes they speak of "dead things under the sea" so you might be right

    • @deussivenatura5805
      @deussivenatura5805 5 лет назад +71

      .... RIP GoT

    • @GandalfGreyhame
      @GandalfGreyhame Год назад +67

      Your 4 year old comment really took me on a mind bender! Just imagining the wall suddenly falling while dead people rise from the sea all over Westeros is a truly epic thought. Would be awesome reading all the POV characters reacting and dealing with it

    • @PedroLucas-mg5je
      @PedroLucas-mg5je Год назад +32

      Holy shit, this could be a badass epilogue/prologue for TWOW/ADOS!

    • @nix-cipher
      @nix-cipher Год назад

      @Johnny H. D&D has a multitude of water oriented undead

  • @Korrupteddarklight
    @Korrupteddarklight 5 лет назад +2697

    It's a awful pity patchface was not in the series he would added a creepy element to it

    • @davyk515
      @davyk515 4 года назад +400

      @@devanov3103 there was a character that only said "hodor"

    • @hojosconsal9913
      @hojosconsal9913 3 года назад +103

      @@devanov3103 but we never got patchface so you cant really know if it would have annoyed u?

    • @bighands69
      @bighands69 3 года назад +64

      @@devanov3103
      It depends on how it is played. If he had a squeaky voice it would become annoying but a good voice and it could be cool.

    • @Blackhawk211
      @Blackhawk211 3 года назад +21

      @@davyk515 to be fair, Hodor is a very significant character

    • @rolandluth2098
      @rolandluth2098 3 года назад +90

      D&D prefered the porn of Littlefinger's brothels.

  • @patrickjones58
    @patrickjones58 5 лет назад +1861

    Shireen sings one of patchfaces songs during the credits of a season 3 episode.

    • @pantscatcher7547
      @pantscatcher7547 5 лет назад +33

      Patrick Jones which one?

    • @TelAdare
      @TelAdare 5 лет назад +229

      @@pantscatcher7547 It's Always Summer Under the Sea

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 года назад +12

      Heard her actress is a singer.

    • @gavomorg762
      @gavomorg762 4 года назад +18

      I know ,I know oh oh oh!!!!!😂

    • @anthonyelenga8939
      @anthonyelenga8939 4 года назад +26

      @@TelAdare Sebastian from the little mermaid would have been so proud of patchface 😂🤣

  • @KempQ
    @KempQ 6 лет назад +5784

    I can only imagine that our boy George R.R. Martin gets a huge kick out of watching your videos like this

    • @TalosBjorn
      @TalosBjorn 6 лет назад +901

      KempQ He probably watches them and then goes "oh shit that's a great idea I should include that"

    • @Birrrrra
      @Birrrrra 6 лет назад +130

      Thomas Bixler yeah because alt shift was making game of thrones videos even before the books!

    • @Mr44andMore
      @Mr44andMore 6 лет назад +285

      Thomas Bixler he has said that he has seen ideas by fans and be like that’s better than my idea. But he doesn’t change his writing

    • @minch333
      @minch333 6 лет назад +239

      Mr44andMore he actually said that he avoids fan theories because he doesn't want to be swayed

    • @Brandonhayhew
      @Brandonhayhew 6 лет назад +32

      Martin did read some of the theories, one of them almost got it right about the ending?

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898 6 лет назад +3554

    "Like a bikini bottom Valhalla"
    Alt shift X -2018

    • @sgtwolf7391
      @sgtwolf7391 6 лет назад +4

      Troper H'ghar
      Hahaha

    • @xdj77
      @xdj77 6 лет назад +1

      mount and blade command? xD

    • @daviravi9631
      @daviravi9631 5 лет назад +2

      im 666th like :)

    • @mamaundpapa9721
      @mamaundpapa9721 5 лет назад +4

      Quality content right there

    • @RemoveChink
      @RemoveChink 4 года назад +10

      The Ironborn die and end up working in the Krusty Krab

  • @Neotenico
    @Neotenico 5 лет назад +725

    As someone who used to enjoy writing, I can't imagine having the foresight to create such a well constructed and interconnected world the likes of which Martin has made.

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic 2 года назад +82

      His world building skills really are incredible.

    • @toshiroyamada2443
      @toshiroyamada2443 2 года назад +22

      Martin says he took heavy inspiration from the works of Tolkein. He was a brilliant writer too.

    • @viniciussardenberg706
      @viniciussardenberg706 2 года назад +40

      @@toshiroyamada2443 the most, Tolkein made an entire lore to inspire his books and give them depth then wrote those 3 bricks while teaching at oxford and after ww1, hopefully martin'll be able to finish his own books.

    • @jawinter1818
      @jawinter1818 Год назад +38

      Let’s pray that we get an end to all these interconnected stories 😢

    • @mishmosh_ml
      @mishmosh_ml 9 месяцев назад +3

      “used to”? what happened?

  • @igorcalixtodasilva56
    @igorcalixtodasilva56 5 лет назад +1505

    Baratheons sigil Is just an ancient Ferrari

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 5 лет назад +106

      lmao, imagine a hip, red carriage with the Baratheon sigil, pushed by 2 pairs of the strongest dothraki stallions.

    • @HoseTheBeast
      @HoseTheBeast 5 лет назад +9

      Actually thats the Volvo moose logo.

    • @anemone3694
      @anemone3694 4 года назад +51

      Lol I know I'm 7 months late with this but isn't the Lannister sigil just a fancy Peugeot then?

    • @Argos-xb8ek
      @Argos-xb8ek 3 года назад +5

      @@admontblanc Sounds like Wells Fargo to me.

    • @annabethdiana5857
      @annabethdiana5857 3 года назад +3

      I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @theroachden6195
    @theroachden6195 5 лет назад +2629

    See, Varys was right, don't trust anyone who uses magic.

    • @oletramekaf5603
      @oletramekaf5603 5 лет назад +169

      Varys was right so many times!

    • @noname-mr7wq
      @noname-mr7wq 5 лет назад +110

      Varys is antimage

    • @ladyvader2648
      @ladyvader2648 5 лет назад +178

      Also the Maesters with their Anti-Magic. I like it in other stories, magic is considered as this fantastic thing, it usually saves the day. But in ASOIAF, it's something dreadful.

    • @trippalexander4693
      @trippalexander4693 4 года назад +102

      Yeah magic is fucked in ASOIAF. Really makes sense that the Maesters would wanna get rid of all of it.

    • @merindo5267
      @merindo5267 3 года назад +5

      @@ladyvader2648 what you talking about, pottah!?

  • @theconstitarian
    @theconstitarian 3 года назад +720

    I've always wondered if Patchface is partially intended to serve as a preview of how Euron's plan is going to backfire. He gained some powers through a mass sacrifice at sea, not dissimilar to what Euron is planning in the preview chapter. But Euron seems to think he will just gain these powers and become a god able to act on his existing ambitions. But maybe like Patchface (and similarly Beric and Lady Stoneheart), he is going to lose himself in the ritual and just become either a thrall of some higher power or a barely thinking force.

    • @technoswitch3296
      @technoswitch3296 Год назад +7

      Probs

    • @christinefarrell6438
      @christinefarrell6438 11 месяцев назад +41

      In Lovecraft, messing with the eldritch monster usually ends terribly for the person doing the messing. In Euron's case, he's probably going to take a good chunk of Oldtown down with him.

    • @postpunk6947
      @postpunk6947 11 месяцев назад +18

      Yes! It is ASOIAF after all. Magic and gaining power is not free, as you probably know. Everything has a price, sometimes cruelly high. But let's consider whether the sacrifice of these priests of different religions, and above all their own brother and girl carrying Euron's child in her womb, is not this cruel price? Maybe Euron has the right knowledge and such a sacrifice will be enough to give him power and protect him from potential consequences? George, please give us Winds and Dream.

  • @noname-mr7wq
    @noname-mr7wq 5 лет назад +3077

    "Underwater the fish eats us"
    "The afterlife is a feast under the sea"
    The afterlife dosen't sounds fun

    • @CottonCandySharks
      @CottonCandySharks 4 года назад +297

      I didn't pick up on that, the feast is totally not for the people! Great point!

    • @jhvillan97
      @jhvillan97 4 года назад +114

      Holy shit

    • @FothergillMD
      @FothergillMD 4 года назад +74

      Does that sound like the behavior of a fish who has had "all he can eat?"

    • @jacknewton2148
      @jacknewton2148 4 года назад +50

      "Underwater, fish eats you!"
      I didn't know Yakov was cast as Patchface, probably why he doesn't appear on screen

    • @yeetskeet1581
      @yeetskeet1581 4 года назад +78

      in soviet water valhallah, fish eat *you*

  • @Smilephile
    @Smilephile 2 года назад +65

    "He didn't find a wife but he did find a slave boy."
    Uh oh

  • @juckoosaurus
    @juckoosaurus 6 лет назад +754

    in a world where there tonnes of characters that are slavers and rapists
    Patch face is the one character that freaks me the f**K out

    • @tazaycharla3426
      @tazaycharla3426 4 года назад +114

      Brcause slavers are people who sell people for money and rapists, well, they rape. We can comprehend them and what they want and do. We have no concrete idea of what Patchface does or what he wants. We can only speculate, and doing so only takes us down some honestly cary paths

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 2 года назад +33

      @@tazaycharla3426 Yeah. You can protect yourself from slavers and rapists by killing them. Pretty simple, even if scary. You can mentally prepare to deal with things you can understand.
      How the fu*ck are you supposed to defend against an insane zombie clown which apparently channels a drowned aquatic Eldritch god? Even if you kill yourself, that apparently just puts you in an afterlife under the sea where you'll be eaten by fish or something???

    • @rockisdead5530
      @rockisdead5530 2 года назад +15

      He is made of what nightmares are made of

  • @wangtoriojackson4315
    @wangtoriojackson4315 6 лет назад +597

    5:37 "All the cool, hip gods have undead human champions." This may be my most favorite thing I've ever heard anyone say about Game of Thrones.

    • @amapiria
      @amapiria 6 лет назад +46

      Wangtorio Jackson Ain’t it the truth, though? The Seven don’t have a champion whatsoever because, IMO, they’re just made up by the Andals

    • @wangtoriojackson4315
      @wangtoriojackson4315 6 лет назад +69

      True, the Faith of the Seven is probably the only religion in Westeros that is entirely bunk. All of the other ones have at least some sort of magic or telepathy or something going on behind the scenes, even if there aren't any actual gods involved.

    • @72delp
      @72delp 5 лет назад +2

      Wangtorio Jackson I think about this a lot. I think maybe the seven are aspects of the only two God's, a dark and light one. they either worship one or the other or both God's. I also think that many of the characters have died and been resurrected; bran, Dany, aria, the hound, Davos and others have had near deaths experiences. Interesting stuff that makes the books great.

    • @harpe9415
      @harpe9415 5 лет назад +27

      Wangtorio Jackson I don't think it is, in one of Catelyns chapters in ACoK, she prays in a sept for her children. She prays to the Warrior for Robb to win all his battles, he did. She prays to the Mother that Renly and Stannis don't battle eachother, they don't. She prays to the Smith that Bran will survive and be protected, Bran survives all the way from Winterfell to Beyond the Wall. She prays to the Maiden to preserve Arya and Sansas innocence and lend them her courage, innocence could mean their virginity.

    • @DeadInside-ct6dl
      @DeadInside-ct6dl 5 лет назад +1

      His comment on being a god's avatar made me rethink all those stories about Hindu gods.
      I could write a book or several books about that.

  • @AConnorDN38416
    @AConnorDN38416 5 лет назад +146

    I forgot just how dark the world of the books is. Everything is bleak and there are all of these different powerful forces in competition with each other and all of them are essentially terrifying Eldrige horrors (Rhllor, The Others, The Drowned God, the tree dude, etc.)

    • @SurvivingAnotherDay
      @SurvivingAnotherDay 5 лет назад +21

      it's ironic because the world of the books is described as so much more colorful. People dying their hair so many different colors and clothing being so abstract

    • @ModuliOfRiemannSurfaces
      @ModuliOfRiemannSurfaces 6 месяцев назад +3

      Don’t forget whatever the fuck is going on with the oily black stone, Stygai, etc

    • @sglauney
      @sglauney 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@ModuliOfRiemannSurfaces plus whatever the fuck wounded Balerion the Black Dread when he was stolen by Aerea Targaryen. not to mention the fire wyrms with hands and faces that cook Aerea from the inside out??? there's also the Doom of Old Valyria, which has been theorized to be caused by the amount of dark magics used by the Valyrians, creating chimeric monsters and such. the above two creatures are even theorized to come from Old Valyria (a historic site of blood magic), and Euron Greyjoy being the only person to return alive from there and also expressing to gain godlike power via dark magic, it makes you wonder what primeval forces lurk in the more hidden parts of asoiaf's world, and how they might be influencing the story from so far away!

  • @nicholatemple9296
    @nicholatemple9296 5 лет назад +472

    Never trust a man named patches.

    • @setokaiba3102
      @setokaiba3102 5 лет назад +46

      Treasure you say? hmmm over the ledge you say>!>!?

    • @uninterruptedrhythm4104
      @uninterruptedrhythm4104 4 года назад +22

      Trusty Patches

    • @isaacbruner65
      @isaacbruner65 4 года назад +18

      I'll stick you in my prayers. A fine Dark Soul™ to you.

    • @Robocopnik
      @Robocopnik 3 года назад +8

      @@setokaiba3102 It'll change yer life. Go on!

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 3 года назад +5

      Are you a cleric or something?

  • @joneill1811
    @joneill1811 6 лет назад +2623

    This better not be another trick. I'm still embarrassed after last week

    • @thehh5118
      @thehh5118 6 лет назад +131

      Last week's video was beautiful. 😂

    • @crg750
      @crg750 6 лет назад +82

      SERIOUSLY! That April Fool's joke had me going..... no lie!

    • @EnsoTB
      @EnsoTB 6 лет назад +78

      Ohhh, I didn’t even watch it because I didn’t want spoilers 😂

    • @MauriceEscargot
      @MauriceEscargot 6 лет назад +36

      I still have trust issues.

    • @TheTam0613
      @TheTam0613 6 лет назад +7

      I totally got taken by it as well!! It was a good April Fool's joke!!

  • @shawn6669
    @shawn6669 5 лет назад +385

    It just hit me that when you were saying of Patchface and the sacrifice aspect of the men on the ships when he died being part of the offering that would work the magic that made Patchface what he is, that not only did shiploads of men die, but Steffon Baratheon who has "Kings Blood" dies as well. Big Juju dat!!!

    • @camiloruizcastellar4740
      @camiloruizcastellar4740 3 года назад +39

      Wow, This made me remember that DampHair is the only priest ever with a perfect record of reviving people with the kiss of life in the Iron Islands. (Feast for Crows - Chapter "The prophet")
      He has in fact powers but not as powerful as patchface for the quality of the sacrifice. It makes sense, if Aeron didn't had any power the ritual Euron is going to perform in Oldtown wouldn't work.

    • @arraikcruor6407
      @arraikcruor6407 2 года назад +9

      @@camiloruizcastellar4740 Maybe his powers are repressed by his childhood abuse?

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 2 года назад +84

      @@arraikcruor6407 Studies have shown that childhood trauma *can* fuck up a person's later abilities to perform advanced eldritch magic.

  • @heythere9371
    @heythere9371 5 лет назад +1097

    The idea about patchface biting people seemed to make sense, but it'd make more sense if a plague of grey scale was started by Patchface (or someone else) kissing Shireen's cheek. Since Patches had bloody lips in Mel's vision, and Garin is supposed to rise from the sea to spread greyscale with "a grey kiss." And there was even that part in ADWD where Selyse made sure to kiss Shireen on her non-grey cheek.
    P.S. Is it a coincidence that Asshai, home of the "fire god" is the city furthest to the East, and the Iron Islands, home of the "water god" is the furthest to the west?

    • @matthew1882
      @matthew1882 5 лет назад +127

      Asshai is... something else it's connected to Necromancy and shadow magic and all types of weird stuff like blood mages and demons but it never gives me the same vibe as something Eldritch it's more... Gothic in nature which is a really interesting parallel.

    • @Neo587
      @Neo587 4 года назад +98

      Asshai is not the home of R'hllor. The entire city is built of creepy black stone and constantly in darkness. That never sounded like a home for a fire god.

    • @Commanber
      @Commanber 3 года назад +93

      Pretty sure the biggest temple of R'hllor is in Volantis, the religion being very popular in the free cities and Asshai is not home to any particular god that we know of. It's more like a dark, twisted hub for all kinds of strange sorcery.
      The reason Melisandre is associated with Asshai isn't her priesthood but the fact that she is also a shadowbinder who are said to be the most sinister of sorcerers in Asshai.

  • @EllsHolliver
    @EllsHolliver 5 лет назад +159

    Shireen inadvertently infecting others with grey scale after they think her disease is dormant could explain George R R Martin’s claim that there will be a huge twist coming involving a character that is dead in the show but not in the books. Just a thought...

    • @henrik199414
      @henrik199414 10 месяцев назад +7

      who do you have in mind ?
      How horrible is it that the book hasn't released yet btw lol

    • @mrj4082
      @mrj4082 10 месяцев назад +3

      I think thats jon connington

    • @masterroasti5588
      @masterroasti5588 5 месяцев назад +4

      It’s too bad that Martin got rich and lazy because we’ll never know. He’s enjoying his recliner and pallet of hostess cakes.

  • @LuanEevee
    @LuanEevee 6 лет назад +577

    "I know, I know, oh, oh, oh"

    • @PunksterOS
      @PunksterOS 6 лет назад +25

      Lol. RIP Roy Dotrice. He always read that with such joy.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 6 лет назад +2

      That phrase really got to me after a while. I'd almost cringe....

    • @PunksterOS
      @PunksterOS 6 лет назад +2

      kindlin
      Not me, Although I certainly know what you mean, as upon my second listen, I always enjoyed the enthusiasm Dotrice read the line with but at first listen through it did become annoying the more he repeated it.
      And now for something completely different... Are you a Firestarter, a twisted Firestarter?

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 6 лет назад

      After a Google search, no, I've never played Witcher.
      Also, I've never listened to any book reading of any kind, professional or otherwise. If I did, it was my parents when I was very young. I love reading tho, my bookcase is ever-growing.

    • @btron1234
      @btron1234 6 лет назад

      drove me nuts!

  • @CourtneyCoulson
    @CourtneyCoulson 5 лет назад +202

    This is genuinely creepy, I love all these mysterious elements of Westeros.

  • @tamalice23
    @tamalice23 5 лет назад +792

    It seems more and more obvious that "A Song of Ice and Fire" doesn't stand for the meeting of Jon and Daenerys, and even less for the conflit between North and South, but rather for the song (songs used to be poems which narrated gods' and heroes' adventures) describing the Lovecraftian epic battle between the Death God and the Light God and their respective champions.

    • @Rickuo
      @Rickuo 5 лет назад +101

      Inspired by: Zoroastrianism.
      R'holor = Ahura Mazda
      The Other = Angra Mainyu

    • @sihfbaozgfengieg
      @sihfbaozgfengieg 5 лет назад +60

      how does the drowned god, the old gods, maybe the seven gods, and maybe the gods of Valyria come to play? I think there is not just two sides to the war of gods. maybe more. maybe the drowned god is an ally of the great other? this is really cool

    • @ongogablogian608
      @ongogablogian608 5 лет назад +41

      Abraham Andika Satria In Zoroastrianism I believe there are two opposite forces that are manifested in many different deities/spirits aligned with either side of the dichotomy. This lines up with the idea of the Drowned God as a vassal of the Great Other, who in turn lines up closely to the syncretic religion of the death-centric Many-Faced God. The idea of the cult of the Many-Faced God being that across all religions, Death (see: the Great Other) is one true god worshipped by different names such as the Stranger, the Black Goat, etc

    • @matthew1882
      @matthew1882 5 лет назад +32

      @@sihfbaozgfengieg it's like a God Mexican standoff with about 50 players and sub-players.

    • @GG-bw3uz
      @GG-bw3uz 4 года назад +1

      Yup, and I am at that point where I don't want the story to be about them. Familiarity breeds contempt, I've grown too familiar with the characters.

  • @RadioBam
    @RadioBam 5 лет назад +745

    Someone probably already commented this, but, in the very first chapter of the very first book. The epilogue of Game of Thrones. Ser Waymar Royce says "lets dance" to an other as he draw his sword, meaning lets fight - "The shadows come to dance my lord"
    good video ty bye

    • @Cissablack708
      @Cissablack708 5 лет назад +15

      Thays awesome! Never caught that one, love it

    • @rallis3937
      @rallis3937 5 лет назад +96

      Prologue not epilogue :P
      But yeah, thats an awesome catch

    • @G0dlol
      @G0dlol 5 лет назад +12

      holy shit. And I thought that is meant for Mel's shadow demon

    • @xDamage69
      @xDamage69 3 года назад +38

      CHADmar Royce, telling an other to fucking dance with him then. What a way to go

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 3 года назад +17

      @@xDamage69 absolute Chad honestly

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. 6 лет назад +127

    I was always sad Patchface never appeared in the series. He’s one of the eeriest parts of the whole novel series and he would’ve given people the chills. Such an underrated supporting character

  • @jipefix
    @jipefix 6 лет назад +882

    Under the sea
    Under the sea
    Darling it's better
    Down where it's wetter
    Take it from me
    I know, I know, oh, oh, oh

    • @Loonaticx
      @Loonaticx 6 лет назад +32

      Jouni Lipponen hahahaha, damnit, now I'm going to hear Sebastian every time I read future Patchface bits or review the first five books.

    • @nasilelelisselo2348
      @nasilelelisselo2348 6 лет назад +17

      The seaweed is always greener
      In somebody else's lake
      You dream about going up there
      But that is a big mistake
      Just look at the world around you
      Right here on the ocean floor
      Such wonderful things surround you
      What more is you lookin' for?
      Under the sea
      Under the sea
      Darling it's better
      Down where it's wetter
      Take it from me
      Up on the shore they work all day
      Out in the sun they slave away
      While we devotin'
      Full time to floatin'
      Under the sea
      Down here all the fish is happy
      As off through the waves they roll
      The fish on the land ain't happy
      They sad 'cause they in their bowl
      But fish in the bowl is lucky
      They in for a worser fate
      One day when the boss get hungry
      Guess who's gon' be on the plate?
      Under the sea
      Under the sea
      Nobody beat us
      Fry us and eat us
      In fricassee
      We… oh oh I know I know

    • @olliegibson8644
      @olliegibson8644 5 лет назад +14

      Wow, maybe sebastian was a disciple of the drowned god??!?

    • @tulud
      @tulud 5 лет назад +15

      OCEAN MAN
      TAKE ME BY THE HAND
      LEAD ME TO THE LAND
      THAT YOU UNDERSTAND

    • @anthonyappleyard5688
      @anthonyappleyard5688 3 года назад +1

      @@tulud I also have seen the halls of the Drowned God - - in scuba gear in the Red Sea.

  • @silentkaine9352
    @silentkaine9352 Год назад +55

    I wonder if there is a god for each season, the old gods for spring, R'hallor for Summer, drowned god for Autumn and The Night King for Winter. Would explain why the seasons length fluctuates wildly as their attributed to the strength of each seasons god.

  • @rachiejw
    @rachiejw 5 лет назад +645

    I’ve only watched the show, but your videos about the more complete storylines found in the books show me I really need to read them

    • @Einomar
      @Einomar 5 лет назад +13

      Yes :) you really should.

    • @Dapryor
      @Dapryor 5 лет назад +6

      They're worth it.

    • @akaaoife2312
      @akaaoife2312 5 лет назад +5

      You can find the ebooks for free on almost any good torrent site. Just googling a song of Ice and fire pdf/epub also works

    • @celan4288
      @celan4288 5 лет назад +21

      @@akaaoife2312 that's stealing- good authors deserve payment for their work

    • @farsalor2627
      @farsalor2627 4 года назад +45

      @@celan4288 Good authors should finish their work.

  • @NotYurAverageJoe
    @NotYurAverageJoe 6 лет назад +1394

    I think Patchface has greensight like Bran (and maybe Euron). Maybe his near drowning was some kind of triggering event like Bran falling out of the tower? Maybe he stayed in greensight too long while dead and "drowned", losing his sanity when he saw the future before returning to his body?

    • @robertkruger5744
      @robertkruger5744 6 лет назад +17

      NotYurAverageJoe great insight 👍🏼

    • @eds1942
      @eds1942 6 лет назад +92

      Interesting insight. Traumatic experiences can change people dramatically, sometimes.
      Though, Euron doesn’t have Greensight. He drinks ‘Shade of the Evening’ which can cause people to dream, hallucinate and see visions.

    • @NotYurAverageJoe
      @NotYurAverageJoe 6 лет назад +69

      Yup, exactly. And oh I know Euron having greensight isn't really a thing officially. I'm referring to a fan theory where some people think he may be a former student of Bloodraven's. For example his "blood eye" may be a sign of greensight, as powerful greenseers were often reported to have red eyes. Then there's the fact that he's literally known as "crow's eye" and even his sigil features the imagery of the bloody eye and crows more heavily than his own family's iconography. He certainly seems to know a lot of things about magic and the impending apocalypse that would be strange even for a well-traveled pirate to know. Euron also talks about having dreams of jumping off a tower and flying and how he wanted to fly (sound familiar?) in the Forsaken chapter from WoW. It's pretty interesting if you look into it, though obviously nothing super solid yet evidence-wise.

    • @eds1942
      @eds1942 6 лет назад +33

      What’s interesting about that is that Euron’s nicknamed the Crow’s Eye. He wears an eye patch with a red eye on it which, according to Theon, covers a black eye, his other eye is blue. His personal emblem has the red eye on a black field and a crown carried by crows. Through his consumption of Shade of the Evening, he’s perplexed by dreams.
      Bloodraven had red eyes, but lost one, he left that socket empty and uncovered. He has a blood red birthmark (patch) on the one side of his face, that’s reminiscent of a raven. BR was also the LC of the Night’s Watch, (the 13th LC declared himself King of the Watch) whom’s members are dubbed “crows” by the Wildlings. BR has the Greensight, the ability to Warg and was known to employ spies.
      It’s possible that Bloodraven has either employed Euron as a spy (via proxy) or has manipulated him through his drunken dreams.
      In light of reading the Forsaken chapter and just recently hearing a similar theory somewhere, I’m inclined to think that BR may have attempted to manipulated him, but Euron is insane and has a god complex, and therefor is neither a trustworthy ally, a reliable tool or predictable. And now Euron wants to bring all gods and mystics down or at least twist their followers into abandoning them for himself (Euron, the God).

    • @say11911
      @say11911 6 лет назад +26

      I like that theory. Bloodraven informs Bran that if he stays too long in the past (weirwood network) he will be "drowned" by it.

  • @markushaahr9194
    @markushaahr9194 6 лет назад +389

    “The Drowned God’s Hall is like a Bikini Bottom version of Valhalla.”
    Spongebob Squarepants = Azor A’hai Confirmed!

    • @No-ms3hj
      @No-ms3hj 2 года назад +4

      The Prince that was Promised

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +2

      @@No-ms3hj
      *the Fry Cook that was Promised

  • @Randomheart0
    @Randomheart0 5 лет назад +133

    "This is no swish and flick shit. The gods only give at great, terrible cost."

  • @ThingsStuffington
    @ThingsStuffington 5 лет назад +81

    "Under the sea, you fall up-..."
    They all float down here~!

  • @IRBitterSoB
    @IRBitterSoB 6 лет назад +173

    Perhaps the Deep Ones were the original 'salt wives' of the Iron Isles and started their worshiping of the Drowned God. Over time, their relationship with the men of the Iron Isles ended and the men replaced the mermaids with women they took while raiding.

    • @thedemonhater7748
      @thedemonhater7748 3 года назад +23

      That’s pretty fucked to think about. The drowned gods taking the deep ones as sex slaves and than over generations becoming the slaves of the eldritch god that is the drowned god is terrifying.

  • @victoriasantoro6692
    @victoriasantoro6692 6 лет назад +1983

    Patchface is so creepy..

    • @alexBRMC
      @alexBRMC 6 лет назад +323

      The sole fact that MELISANDRE finds him creepy is enough for me to know that Patchface gonna do some creepy scary shit in the next book.

    • @ne9835
      @ne9835 6 лет назад +4

      alexBRMC Lol

    • @Meodoc
      @Meodoc 6 лет назад +127

      alexBRMC That's actually true. The fact that Melisandre finds him scary could definitely hint that he is involved with as powerful beings as like gods

    • @dosg847
      @dosg847 6 лет назад +5

      he can be one for what we know

    • @JS-eu1co
      @JS-eu1co 5 лет назад +6

      My Jolly Sailor bold but he seem to be loyal to Shireen

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus 3 года назад +155

    If Shereen's grayscale wakes, it could lead to a plague in at the Wall. There are hundreds of thousands of people there, a lot of whom will likely leave now that Jon is dead and the Wildlings are out of control. Shereen might infect a Wildling and then go south with the Queen's men, continuing to spread it. Then there's JonCon in the Stormlands. He's a military commander who spends all his time around soldiers and servants and washerwomen. And if I remember correctly, the Tyrell army is coming to Storm's End. And the Dornish army will be headed north as well. And then there's the plague in Slaver's Bay. Winds of Winter has a lot more than winter and wind and battles. There might be 3 different plagues landing in Westeros.
    Covid was just a marketing campaign for Winds of Winter.

    • @PedroLucas-mg5je
      @PedroLucas-mg5je Год назад +22

      Excellent, not only Westeros has to deal with Mad Queen Cersei, Grand Northern Conspiracy and the Starks Restaurationists (and don't get me started about the Stark children's situation here), the Brotherhood Without Banners with Lady Stoneheart as leader planning a Red Wedding 2.0, the return of the Blackfyres and the coming of the 2nd Dance of the Dragons, Euron and his Eldritch Lovecraftian apocaliptic magic at Oldtown (and let's not talk about Sam, Gilly, Aemon Steelsong and Alleras), Jon Snow becoming a Otherized Wolf-Man post-resurrection and the New Long Night knocking the door, now they have to deal with a Greyscale plague as well?! What a horrible time to be alive!

    • @declanjones8888
      @declanjones8888 Год назад +2

      That would all be amazing.....if George bothered to finish his own damn series.

    • @CaptainTrekker
      @CaptainTrekker Год назад

      @@PedroLucas-mg5je , yep.

    • @zvrdoz4988
      @zvrdoz4988 10 месяцев назад

      @@PedroLucas-mg5jeThe 2nd Dance of Dragons will be insane if more of the lost dragon eggs hatch now that magic is back.

  • @Serenade2461
    @Serenade2461 3 года назад +40

    Patchface and his relationship with Shireen always bothered me and I just became more and more horrified watching this.

  • @benmontero36
    @benmontero36 6 лет назад +395

    Holy shit George R. R. Martin’s mind never ceases to amaze me. Great video!

    • @finalfrontier001
      @finalfrontier001 5 лет назад +2

      trust he does not know this himself........

    • @Einomar
      @Einomar 5 лет назад

      @@finalfrontier001 Eeh sure...

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 6 лет назад +708

    It's like if Jar Jar Binks was written by Lovecraft.

    • @rallis3937
      @rallis3937 6 лет назад +103

      Caleb Chaney In my opinion, Jar Jar allready IS a lovecraftian horror.

    • @marieadams3720
      @marieadams3720 6 лет назад +8

      Shit just got real!

    • @sarahgray430
      @sarahgray430 6 лет назад +5

      Jar Jar was probably inspired by Lovecraft.

    • @choueriito2548
      @choueriito2548 5 лет назад +5

      Patchface is the key to all this.

    • @WritesMe
      @WritesMe 5 лет назад +1

      It's so dense. Every single page has so many things going on.

  • @GamezRHard
    @GamezRHard 5 лет назад +293

    Patches?! How many clerics has he pushed into the pit inside the catacombs?!?!

    • @user-in2dy1xv7m
      @user-in2dy1xv7m 5 лет назад +5

      Gamez R Hard too good bruh

    • @thelonesomewanderer8359
      @thelonesomewanderer8359 5 лет назад +21

      he's everywhere, lonely old patches is the only character in dark souls who doesn't turn hollow because he has a purpose

    • @healinggrounds19
      @healinggrounds19 5 лет назад +2

      Not enough

    • @ArDroNaut
      @ArDroNaut 5 лет назад +3

      The gift of the Godhead cometh!

    • @bigbutter5786
      @bigbutter5786 5 лет назад +2

      Damn, and I was about to comment something like that, Came down here just to see I have been beaten

  • @rawreviewsii6044
    @rawreviewsii6044 4 года назад +122

    I think GRRM has a lot more planned for Stannis. While he was destroyed in the show by poor writing and utter hate, I believe that there will be some kind of link in the future between himself, R’hollor, patchface, Jon, Melisandre, and the others. I personally would love to see Stannis succeed in the battle of winterfell and then help defend the attack from the others coming down from beyond the wall.

    • @MeDecade
      @MeDecade 10 месяцев назад +1

      That is, if Jon survives in the books. It would be so like Martin to kill off Jon and replace him with some other character completely out of left field.

    • @Historyandlegends789
      @Historyandlegends789 8 месяцев назад +3

      I’m almost convince that Stannis will be the one to defeat the others but will die in the process. The second Dance of the Dragons will be the big climax.

  • @XenosSavior
    @XenosSavior 6 лет назад +231

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Drowned God R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

    • @camillogiulietti2028
      @camillogiulietti2028 6 лет назад +8

      J. Smith
      A Cthulhu reference?

    • @TPMine
      @TPMine 5 лет назад +22

      Too bad the Drowned God isn‘t called R‘hllor. Would be a great fit.

    • @trsarmiento
      @trsarmiento 3 года назад +1

      J. Smith ia! IA! Cthulhu ftagn!

  • @PatronofDeath
    @PatronofDeath 6 лет назад +233

    Finally! Thanks for covering Patchface, in my opinion he is the most interesting character cut from the show!

    • @tomlangford1999
      @tomlangford1999 6 лет назад +8

      PatronofDeath You seem to be forgetting shitmouth

    • @Loftur1172
      @Loftur1172 6 лет назад +5

      He's kind of like Peeves in Harry Potter in that way, in my opinion at least.

    • @DzinkyDzink
      @DzinkyDzink 6 лет назад +3

      I bet it's going to be the third option. Patchface is gonna die, and his death scene will be the tear jerker of the book(like Hold the door) yet at the same time serve as a catalyst to a disaster.
      If you'll find Stannis doing way too good at the beginning of TWOW, expect this to happen.

    • @Cissablack708
      @Cissablack708 5 лет назад

      Nope that goes to the ghost of high heart!

    • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
      @madMARTYNmarsh1981 5 лет назад

      You don't think that Catlyn Starks afterlife character (some call her Lady Stoneheart) is more interesting than Patchface?

  • @madelynmorgan2999
    @madelynmorgan2999 4 года назад +74

    "the shadows come to dance, my lord, the shadows come to stay" always reminded me of how the dead come dancing in the tent when mirri maaz duur works her blood magic--- the shadows come to dance when she says the prayer, and once daenerys enters the tent, death comes to say (rhaego)

  • @oven__
    @oven__ 5 лет назад +170

    When I read the books years ago I always found Patchface to be the creepiest character. I thought I was the only one, but apparently not. Great video and I hope GRRM does use him in big ways in the story's future!

  • @cheapcodes413
    @cheapcodes413 6 лет назад +962

    but maybe he is just crazy and weird

    • @Invincible-Under-the-Sun
      @Invincible-Under-the-Sun 5 лет назад +91

      Cheap Codes nah he is too accurate, the drowned God is real at least in the books.

    • @DrMFoster7
      @DrMFoster7 5 лет назад +47

      All the prophet's are a little crazy and weird. Some are simply more correct than others.

    • @mrtrench538
      @mrtrench538 5 лет назад +8

      @@Invincible-Under-the-Sun Filthy casual here but is getting more and more fascinated. I'd be thankful if you could give a brief break-down as to how the Drowned God is real in the books. I'll dance at your wedding.

    • @Invincible-Under-the-Sun
      @Invincible-Under-the-Sun 5 лет назад +22

      @@mrtrench538 How is he real? Well for starters Patchface has predicted a lot of major events,and has also talked about the under the sea world. Then we got Euron talking about him becoming a under water God and it's been implied by red priest that euron is Daenerys biggest threat. Then there's the tradition of drowning people in the iron island and being reborn as a new person with a different appearance but same thoughts. The list goes on.

    • @JoS31011
      @JoS31011 5 лет назад +5

      Jajajajaja yes, but his words... Are really creepy.

  • @georgeblack2860
    @georgeblack2860 5 лет назад +222

    I've just started reading the GOT books. and I'm at book 3. After watching so many theories about what will happen next I just realised the magnitude of George R.R.Martin genius . In the beging I thought about the books as being a larger and more complex story about the song of ice and fire presented by the show( I watched it first ) , but after a while it hit me. This is not just a story , this is so much more . The books contain so many things far beyond what is presented in the show. Wow , this is amazing , and thinking about my journey to finish them , gives me goosebumbs . I've stepped into something so complex and misteryous , that makes my mind go wild . So many peoples that didn't read the books , are missing the story of they're life , and I've just stepped into it. Amazing and eye opening . I take a bowl and I pledge to this incredible story .

    • @kikiwest2001
      @kikiwest2001 5 лет назад +2

      Once my set arrives, I too will be on my way to that very journey.

    • @dotcom3987
      @dotcom3987 5 лет назад +8

      You are 100% correct. Sadly the show is only canon until the end of season 2, everything after that should not be taken seriously.

    • @masterson0713
      @masterson0713 5 лет назад +4

      Bowl like pot?

    • @masterson0713
      @masterson0713 5 лет назад +2

      @@kikiwest2001 I've read them all I'm gonna reread them again when the last book comes out in oh idk... 20 years maybe?

    • @TylerBlackburne
      @TylerBlackburne 5 лет назад +2

      @@masterson0713 I think George misspelled "bow" as in the gesture.

  • @fallis07
    @fallis07 5 лет назад +350

    U know ur baked when you thought you read strongest GoT character, was waiting for him to explain how he was so strong, then reread the title at the end of the video.
    Oh well I still enjoyed it.

    • @Casteformn
      @Casteformn 5 лет назад +19

      Even tho he is fat, he is able to do some jumps and tricks. So maybe he has the strongest legs on GoT?

    • @adamdooley7779
      @adamdooley7779 5 лет назад +5

      Wow... I thought it said strongest also, thanks for telling me😂😂

    • @leonsinden7909
      @leonsinden7909 4 года назад +3

      Rahhhhh I thought the same thing man

    • @duckboiii4441
      @duckboiii4441 3 года назад

      I bet he has a very good singing voice tbh

    • @ricebix
      @ricebix 2 года назад +1

      Patchface can bench The Mountain

  • @darthwick7917
    @darthwick7917 2 года назад +30

    3:52 it could also refer to the witch attempting to cure Kal Drogo in his tent, as the book describes Dany seeing dancing shadows

  • @Aipe97
    @Aipe97 6 лет назад +354

    Shit like this only remind me that Winds of Winter still isn't out and that I want to read it

    • @vladu__e
      @vladu__e 6 лет назад +2

      the most amazing thing about it is that martin will not live long enough to finish it

    • @lefthandovgod9060
      @lefthandovgod9060 6 лет назад +17

      Probably never will read it... GRR Martin is making more money off the show than the actual books... he is basics letting HBO kill a deep and beautiful series with mainstream horseshit and appeasement for the zombified masses in pop culture

    • @Dictator1999
      @Dictator1999 5 лет назад

      still waiting

    • @dakotawaaka5417
      @dakotawaaka5417 5 лет назад

      Lmfao he aint finished writing? My god thats too funny and sad at the same time, aint no way hes gonna finish it after getting paid... Lololololol gonna be soooo many pissed ppl, only person to capture me and disappoint me at the same time i love it xD

    • @amandam120
      @amandam120 5 лет назад +1

      And that Martin is 70 and you may never get to read it.

  • @hereticlife2546
    @hereticlife2546 4 года назад +75

    It’s just Stannis’ luck. In the book, his dad writes something like, “ maybe this new guy will even bring a smile to Stannis’ face”. What happens happens and now Stannis is yet to suffer another fool for the rest of his Life. Stannis Baratheon ≠ Jan Brady

    • @ricebix
      @ricebix 2 года назад +5

      Lol Stannis can't catch a break

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 2 года назад +22

    Patchface reminds me of the Greek mythological figure Cassandra, who was cursed by Apollo with the ability to see prophetic visions of the future that no one else would believe when she tried to warn them. I wonder if this was a deliberate allusion by GRRM.

  • @sharrock2905
    @sharrock2905 5 лет назад +33

    Patchface got bars🔥🔥🔥

  • @Fbnkstr
    @Fbnkstr 6 лет назад +63

    Great video as always. Hopefully Patchface just wants to go to Hardhome to borrow the White Walkers' scuba equipment and take Shireen on a diving trip.

  • @karnasum9430
    @karnasum9430 6 лет назад +20

    "I am in charge now"
    ~R.I.P Patches 2018

  • @sonicwingnut
    @sonicwingnut 5 лет назад +316

    Patches' talk of "under the sea" could very well relate to Valyria - someone noted in a theory that nearly every single thing he said could be directly translated to be about Old Valyria -
    "The fish eat us" could be referring to dragons, or simply Valyria falling into the sea.
    "Under the sea, the birds have scales for feathers." - almost certainly referring to dragons.
    "The merwives wear nennymoans in their hair and weave gowns of silver seaweed." - "Nennymoan" could very well be a Sea Anenome, but it is also the name of a flower which is commonly purple in colour. This sounds like a reference to the silver hair and purple eyes of the Valyrians.
    "Under the sea, smoke rises in bubbles, and flames burn green and blue and black." - The area around Valyria after the doom is known as the Smoking Sea. This sounds like an accurate description of that area.
    "Under the sea the mermen feast on starfish soup, and all the serving men are crabs." - one of the old houses of Valyria who served the Targaryens were the Celtigars - whose sigil is a crab. The starfish could be referring to the star of the Andals, who Valyria conquered in Essos and drove to Westeros.
    "Under the sea no one wears hats" - Could be referring to crowns - In Valyria, there were no kings.
    Perhaps the weirdest one was "Under the sea, you fall up". OK Tinfoil time - When I thought about this I think it has WAY more significance than we realise - he could very well be referring to resurrection magic, and the biggest mystery in ASOIAF is what actually caused the Doom of Valyria. If the Valyrians found the secret of resurrection and abused it, that could account for the Doom. We know that magic in this world has a price, and blood magic has the highest price. If the Doom was caused by this, then the resurgence of resurrection magic in Westeros could be cataclysmic.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 5 лет назад +30

      Nah, the doom was caused by volcanic eruption as the relentless digging underneath its land eventually cuased ruptures in the underground lava pools which in turn caused a huge volcanic quake. The abuse of magic might have dulled them into thinking the city would be eternally invincible though, as prophecies had been made about the doom. The Targaryens left precisely because one of their members had a prophetic dream about it and they tried to warn others, the Velaryons are one of those families who listened, and why they lived near Dragonstone and were closely tied to Targaryens.

    • @yashikazmi
      @yashikazmi 3 года назад +11

      The faceless men caused the doom of Valyria theory sounds more believable

    • @mooglefluff
      @mooglefluff 3 года назад +8

      Really reaching

    • @kaioneil-bp5rr
      @kaioneil-bp5rr 8 месяцев назад

      na this is a popular theory with too many similarities to be reaching@@mooglefluff

  • @Ioannis_Moraitis
    @Ioannis_Moraitis 5 лет назад +181

    Also the name Shireen is very similar with the word Siren, the mythological creatures that enchanted sailors with their songs. Show Shireen likes singing (I can;t remember if she also likes it in the books) and Patchface is also related with singing. A bit far fetched but still :P

    • @kendromeda42
      @kendromeda42 2 года назад +27

      She also sings along with Patchface in the books, it actually makes people even more nervous and uncomfortable.

    • @kateglew580
      @kateglew580 Год назад +9

      Interesting note, but Shireen's name is actually Persian in origin, specifically an alternate transcription of Shirin (شیرین), which means "sweet".

  • @hecht0520
    @hecht0520 6 лет назад +789

    Im happy everyone agrees that the books are the true canon

    • @vladu__e
      @vladu__e 6 лет назад +24

      the show is exactly just as much canon as the books for the simple fact that martin was a greedy son of a bitch and sold the rights to hbo, stop trying count everything the show has ever portrayed as fanfic

    • @hecht0520
      @hecht0520 6 лет назад +125

      jupân gealat boss de boss Sansa never went back to winterfell to marry ramsey, catlin is still alive, robbs wife is still alive, elia and rhegars baby aegon is still alive, tyrion actually hates jamie now, jorah never got grayscale, half the characters from the bools dont exist in the show.

    • @dr.embersfield1551
      @dr.embersfield1551 5 лет назад +91

      @@vladu__e
      The show is fanfic. Period.

    • @fraserduffy4576
      @fraserduffy4576 5 лет назад +81

      I think it's acceptable to consider both the books and tv show and their own respective stories. Both of them contain sub-plots or events that are unique to them alone, so I think it's fine to respect them equally.

    • @GJBedrin
      @GJBedrin 5 лет назад +6

      @@hecht0520 and because of all that stuff the books got very convoluted in the 4th and 5th books and spent way too much time on characters no one cares about. Like Quentin Martell and young griff

  • @atlasprime6193
    @atlasprime6193 4 года назад +29

    I remember reading “Dragons of Ice and Fire”, a damn good AU fanfic that made some of its own predictions of what “Winds of Winter” could bring. It mentioned that with all of the chaos spreading in Westeros, what we are likely to see is instead of the War of the Five Kings, it would be the War of the Five Monsters:
    The Others on the North
    The Drowned God of the Ironborn
    The Red God with Stannis
    The Dragons with Dany
    And likely the rise of the Mad Queen, Cersei

    • @sglauney
      @sglauney 5 месяцев назад

      i wonder if they are all gonna have the undead champion thing as well. the others obviously have undead soldiers, the ironborn are drowned and brought back to life so you could consider them undead, obviously the red god resurrects people that he knows are important to the upcoming battle, and even cersi has an undead champion in the form of Robert Strong (who is very obviously a resurrected Gregor Clegane in the books). the only missing link is dany, so I'm wondering if she will get her own version of the undead champion trope everyother faction follows.
      it's also interesting to note that the seven don't seem to have a champion/prophet in the game currently, unless you count the high sparrow as such, and he's certainly not undead.

  • @serotonin.scavenger
    @serotonin.scavenger 3 года назад +11

    I love how you call Melisandre "Mel," in the way you would call an old friend

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад +26

    That commonality between all the gods was always really interesting to me, that they all have the resurrected champions just under slightly different packaging, it's always seemed like Martin has magic be real but people just attribute it to gods
    I mean the line with patchface giving his seed is really similar to the nights king and his bride
    It is odd how much the wildlings distrust greyscale and the ominous visions around patchface are concerning

  • @PhiLudo
    @PhiLudo 6 лет назад +371

    she.... calls him... "patches"?!!? all my dark souls alarm bells are ringing...

    • @TBStudios91
      @TBStudios91 6 лет назад +34

      Perhaps he kicked Steffon Baratheon off his ship...

    • @PhiLudo
      @PhiLudo 6 лет назад +2

      i bet he did!

    • @MetalSpiderPig
      @MetalSpiderPig 6 лет назад +5

      Poor Davos, sitting in a well isn't quite enjoyable I'd imagine...

    • @RADIOATIVEooHOBO
      @RADIOATIVEooHOBO 6 лет назад +33

      "Oh, Shireen, you came at the perfect time. There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole. I found it first, but... well, we're friends. So i'll split it with you! In any case, have a look, it'll shimmer you blind! Heh heh heh..."

    • @waffleless
      @waffleless 6 лет назад +2

      Ace of Wind I know, I know, I know

  • @flort13
    @flort13 6 лет назад +98

    Patchface is one of the most interesting minor characters of ASoIaF even though he seldom appears.

  • @OntarioAtOrion
    @OntarioAtOrion 4 года назад +42

    When Shireen is burnt it will release the grey plague. That is my prediction. Burning greyscale, dormant or not, creates a fuming gas and smoke that spreads the deadly grey plague. That is why in the past they had all people with greyscale exiled to somewhere isolated and distant instead of just burning them. That was an effort to prevent the deadlier grey plague. So Melisandre will awaken a stone dragon, a misinterpretation of dragon actually meaning a weapon of mass destruction. And the stone part had to do with the appearance of grey scale looking like a person made of rock.

    • @sglauney
      @sglauney 5 месяцев назад +4

      i know this comment is 3 years old but holy shit you just made the stone dragon metaphor click for me with this one. if this is how shit goes down in the next book id be very pleased

    • @OntarioAtOrion
      @OntarioAtOrion 5 месяцев назад

      @sglauney oh my, thank you! I also have a theory Grey plague could be released from the kings landing area from Jon Connington and Fake Aegon, causing wildfyre to explode while invading kings landing.
      So Grey plague could be spreading all over westeros as the long night comes.

  • @yooniverse4987
    @yooniverse4987 5 лет назад +31

    thought the title said “strongest” and i just accepted it

  • @shadowzofintent
    @shadowzofintent 6 лет назад +117

    Can you possibly do videos on HP Lovecraft? Like explain Cosmicism or Cthulu and stuff. I think the way you explain things would make it really easy to understand. Also would love to see a video on Bronn.

    • @blacklight4720
      @blacklight4720 6 лет назад

      Akaviri Commander Mishaxhi Oh god please no.

  • @freely124
    @freely124 5 лет назад +11

    The drowned god, Patchface, and Damphair all make for some of the most somber and terrifying characters I know of, and they are just chilling in the background of a huge and wonderful world, GoT is so good damn.

  • @thesenate9562
    @thesenate9562 3 года назад +17

    Here's my theory, Patchface was blessed with ominscience by some divine being, and the sinking of the ship was his sacrifice to that god, but the ship had so many people on it that it went to beyond a secrifice and just a mass murder, so as a punishment, he could only convey his knowledge in the form of these rhymes.

  • @CagedKittyFriends7
    @CagedKittyFriends7 5 лет назад +35

    I can't wait for the conclusion of the show...but I'm even MORE excited for the conclusions in the books tbh. Way more plot ends to tie up, way more potential options on how shit could go, and just way more shit to take into account

    • @masterson0713
      @masterson0713 5 лет назад

      Books always win

    • @blumelein6332
      @blumelein6332 4 года назад +12

      Hi, I came from the future to tell you that yes, there's definitely more to look forward to in the books

    • @stick-itproductions.3307
      @stick-itproductions.3307 4 года назад +11

      Oh my sweet summer child...

  • @vetrimurasujan14
    @vetrimurasujan14 5 лет назад +27

    A scene where Aeron Damphair meeting Patchface would be nice.

    • @Blackhawk211
      @Blackhawk211 4 года назад +2

      sadly euron will likely kill aeron

  • @acf321
    @acf321 6 лет назад +47

    Do a video on eastern Essos, the farther east you go the more demonic and scary things get

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 5 лет назад +8

      Dragons are alive and soar the skies of Yi Ti beyond the lands of Ashai in the Shadow.

    • @Blackhawk211
      @Blackhawk211 4 года назад +2

      @@admontblanc yi ti is not beyond asshai. asshai is southeast of yi ti and leng

  • @Michaelkayslay
    @Michaelkayslay 2 года назад +3

    Patchface is the only rapper Eminem is afraid to battle

  • @undead.rising
    @undead.rising 3 года назад +4

    You are most definitely the best youtuber that makes content about the ASOIF universe. Thank you for all your hard work at bringing us these detailed videos.

  • @stanj85
    @stanj85 6 лет назад +14

    I forgot all about this guy. He annoyed me to no end when I was reading the books. Now I see that, as always, Martin had a deeper meaning to the character. Thanks Alt Shift X! Insightful as always!

  • @MdB92
    @MdB92 6 лет назад +116

    This video made me immediately think of Roy Doltrice' voice of Patchfaces 'I know! I know! Oh, Oh, Oh' - annoying and brilliant both at the same time :)

    • @Dimblenick
      @Dimblenick 6 лет назад +19

      I will really miss the man's performance to the next two books

    • @jasonwalker6285
      @jasonwalker6285 6 лет назад +2

      NimbleDick Crabb Yeah we should make a petition to bring him back

    • @reachinghigher4259
      @reachinghigher4259 6 лет назад +6

      @Jason: I can't tell if you mean "bring back" as a joke on resurrection, or if you think Roy was fired, but in case it's the latter...Roy Dotrice died.

    • @jasonwalker6285
      @jasonwalker6285 6 лет назад

      Reaching Higher former.

    • @rayhamilton4775
      @rayhamilton4775 6 лет назад +2

      Who else remembers when a Brienne chapter starts. "Brainne."

  • @Divinemakyr
    @Divinemakyr 5 лет назад +10

    Patchface is creepy, I remember reading about him in Clash of Kings Prologue and I saw sort of creeped out.

  • @Spartacus114
    @Spartacus114 3 года назад +9

    Shit like this is part of the reason I love the story. Patchface prophesied stuff in the first chapter of ACOK that wouldn’t happen until mid-ASOS and beyond. Like how far in advance had all this stuff been planned out? And likewise, if/when the story is eventually finished, how much stuff that seems innocuous now are we gonna be able to go back and say “oh shit that’s foreshadowing”

  • @EvanSol919
    @EvanSol919 6 лет назад +124

    If the story of Durran Godsgrief and Elenei is true, then Shireen might already be descended from the Deep Ones. According to legend, Durran was the first Storm King and married Elenei, daughter of god of the sea and the Baratheon's claim descent from him through the female line.

    • @AltShiftX
      @AltShiftX  6 лет назад +82

      At the end of the Lovecraft story Shadow Over Innsmouth, the protagonist discovers that he's descended from the Deep Ones, and goes to join them in the sea - could be a parallel there...

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад +12

      This will not end well for those involved will it?

    • @EvanSol919
      @EvanSol919 6 лет назад +35

      Merritt Animation If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 6 лет назад +9

      EvanSol919 i didn't think this theory could get even more fucked up than it already was

    • @reachinghigher4259
      @reachinghigher4259 6 лет назад +6

      @Laurel: GRRM said he gave 3 spoilers to D&D for the show; Hodor's name origins was one, one more we haven't seen yet...and apparently, Shireen's burning was part of it. My guess is that the books will have it be for reasons surrounding the Deep Ones or Drowned God rather than Stannis being the Anti-Mannis and sacrificing her to make the snow melt.

  • @MrSketchead
    @MrSketchead 6 лет назад +45

    "A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea, accepting of all that there is and can be."

    • @Invincible-Under-the-Sun
      @Invincible-Under-the-Sun 5 лет назад

      MrSketchead Are you saying that the sea has things we haven't discovered?

    • @jeagerjeager9171
      @jeagerjeager9171 5 лет назад +1

      @@Invincible-Under-the-Sun it's a reference to lovecraftian bloodborne

    • @Invincible-Under-the-Sun
      @Invincible-Under-the-Sun 5 лет назад

      @@jeagerjeager9171 I know, I platinum that game :/ still I don't understand that line too much.

  • @crash3711
    @crash3711 8 месяцев назад +1

    Interesting how the quote "Fool's blood, king's blood, blood on the maiden's thigh, but chains for the guests and chains for the bridegroom, aye aye aye" Can also fit Daenery's story. Foolish King's blood being The beggar king Viserys and blood on the maiden's thigh speaking of Daenerys miscarrying her child. In this instance which is a bit of a stretch if the chains could represent death than Drogo and then her khalasaar dying in the red waste

  • @Monsieur_Carcosa
    @Monsieur_Carcosa 4 года назад +2

    Alt Shift X your videos are so in depth and well thought out, it blows my mind your attention to detail and linking ideas together. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @acrustykrab
    @acrustykrab 6 лет назад +53

    Dragonstone reminds me of Minas Morgul.

    • @sarahgray430
      @sarahgray430 6 лет назад +2

      ....only with a stunning seaside view!

  • @TommyKay
    @TommyKay 6 лет назад +91

    the red god took over his body oh sheeeeeeeeeeet

  • @Mors_Umber
    @Mors_Umber Год назад +1

    I can only imagine the amount of research that goes into making each one of these videos. Brilliant work!

  • @dealeroffate6904
    @dealeroffate6904 5 лет назад

    I am glad there is a video of this.
    I tried to collect his predictions but found no resolve.
    Great work!

  • @gnaagren
    @gnaagren 6 лет назад +17

    Amazing analysis of a deceptively foolish character! You can really feel the fandom oozing out of these videos, thank you!

  • @galgenmannfriend
    @galgenmannfriend 6 лет назад +5

    "This is no swish and flick shit..."
    I love it. I love your subtle, yet on point references.

  • @winerunner488
    @winerunner488 5 лет назад +33

    Whenever Patchface mentions "..under the sea.." he's speaking of Valyria. Worth looking into, very interesting theory.

    • @rhysoneill7399
      @rhysoneill7399 3 года назад +1

      Valyria might be game of thrones version of atlantas.

    • @arraikcruor6407
      @arraikcruor6407 2 года назад

      @@rhysoneill7399 That would be epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mariojorge68
    @mariojorge68 5 лет назад +8

    How cool would have been that instead of the ending to Stannis' story, the burning of Shireen would have infected most of Stannis' men with greyscale, including Stannis himself, and his mad, rambling march towards certain death with his few remaining loyal men was quite literally a death march, penance for his sins?

    • @commanderdanielcousland9981
      @commanderdanielcousland9981 5 лет назад +4

      That would have been George RR Martin level of disturbingly awesome. And now the north is filled with a brutal grayscale epidemic.

  • @dickmobster4043
    @dickmobster4043 6 лет назад +9

    This was one of the most enjoyable videos I've seen. Thanks so much for the great content you create, its my favorite way to "chase the dragon".

  • @PurpleCloud619
    @PurpleCloud619 6 лет назад +141

    Our New King... Old Gregg!
    First AND Last of His Name!
    Lord of House Man-Fish!
    Boozer of Baileys!
    Master of ALL Watercolors!
    Keeper of Curly Jefferson!

    • @speedracer548
      @speedracer548 6 лет назад +4

      Madcap Mickey this needs more likes

    • @pablosplinter5530
      @pablosplinter5530 5 лет назад +7

      Sigil of a bottle of Baileys sticking out of a shoe!

    • @ThingsStuffington
      @ThingsStuffington 5 лет назад +4

      The Words of House Manfish: "I got a mangina~"

  • @dc1939
    @dc1939 5 лет назад +23

    Ahh trusty Patches, what could go wrong ?
    *inspects for treasure*

    • @cabexus
      @cabexus 5 лет назад

      Some awfully fine treasure lies just below there go take a look

  • @colleentrodge1968
    @colleentrodge1968 2 года назад +2

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO BTW. I love these deep dives into characters the show forgot about. For me, without having a face for each name its very difficult to *enjoy* the story when I read it for some reason.... so these videos have really opened my eyes to how great this atory actually is is