Hi Joe, I've been a subscriber to your RUclips channel for about 2 years now. I really enjoy watching your videos. I have 2 chronic lower back pain conditions, Lumbar Spinal Stenosis and Degenerative Disc Disease and Osteoarthritis in both of my knees and in my hips. I can't sleep most nights because of my chronic pain so I binge watch your videos. Binge watching your videos helps me get through the sleepless nights and helps me forget about my pain. Thank you for making your videos, I really appreciate it.
Yeh, but then it goes from just random idiots (that are funny) to people posting to out do each other to get mentioned. Like the “appetite” Idiots of the Internet.
You’re literally the only RUclipsr I’ve never gotten tired of from the moment I’ve discovered you back in 2013. I will forever love your videos 😭 they ALWAYS make me laugh
The person who commented "This guy makes me cry threw my penis from laughing" I think he meant he's peeing himself from laughing, probably wanted to write through instead of threw
Joe, I got your back, dude. Here comes the regular comment you want... Hey, I like your stuff. You're pretty funny, bro. Keep up the good work with the vids every week.
Good grief. Compared to Ms Foot, Mr IDontLikeYourFaceOrVoiceButIStillClearlyWatchYourStuff, and Ms Jurassic Park Tshirt, a normal, sane compliment sounds kinda boring. But I’m with you. Joe, I like your videos, they make me laugh. I feel inadequate having just said that though. Oh wait, let me just casually throw in here how I have sex with my hamster while watching your videos. Plot twist: I don’t have a hamster. Yep, think I’ve now nailed this whole comment thing.
Joe darlin, I have been watching you for a couple of years and I think you are hilarious. I hope and pray you have continued success on your channel. Much love and respect !!! Hugs from Texas💓
I normally work long nights on Tuesdays. Your vids make those shifts more bearable. Keep up the great work. Joe for RUclips President and all that jazz.
Dude. My dad runs around our house saying "tongue punch the fart box" in various sentences. I'm not sure where he got it from, but he thinks it's the greatest thing ever.
Here’s the regular comment you’ve been wanting! Haha I’ve been watching for years. Love your channel and thank you for keeping this night shift nurse awake and entertained through the night! Xo
Genuine compliment: I love seeing that you've posted a new video! Every video makes me laugh at least once, if not to the point of tears. I think your hilarious and I'm excited to see where you'll be in the next few years
KbukGolf its an indicator that the “O” is pronounced as a hard “O.” More Core Rome Dome Lone Phone Doe Foe Things like “some” being the exception. “Marke” has a needless “O” and therefore an unnecessary name.
Watching Joe’s videos is like watching youtube, literally any video, at 3 in the morning when you’re sleep deprived I don’t know why but that shit is fucking hilarious
Dude you crack me up with pretty much every single video... And of course you have the most random fans that's why we're all crazy lol love u Bro! Greetings from Costa Rica ✌
Here's a regular compliment. You're hilarious and authentic. You make me laugh so hard, out loud. I even start giggling sometimes before I start the video cause I know there are ridiculous shenanigans about to go down. Keep on keeping on, doll. Xoxo
"Are people really stepping into vaginas like slippers now a days" literally can't stop laughing! If I'm having a bad day, or down, I can always count on you to make me laugh! I just recently came across you, glad I did cause you stay cracking me up!!!
Fucke you Marke
LOL nice
Shanna S 😂😭
Lmaooooooo 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Ya fucke you Marke
"... Stepping into vaginas like slippers" Greatest Joe Quote of 2018 to come
Maybe they were talking about his foot _size_ and not his foot...? I'm not sure really...
That would be some unusually clever wordplay for these types of desperate commenters.
“Lesbians have your haircut too”
😂😂😂 that was too funny
It's funny because is true and he realized when he read it 😂
It is 100% true. My girlfriend has that exact haircut
HAHAHAHA
As a procrastinating student, I'm deeply upset that there wasn't a video out this week that I could use to justify my poor work ethic.
Hi Joe, I've been a subscriber to your RUclips channel for about 2 years now. I really enjoy watching your videos. I have 2 chronic lower back pain conditions, Lumbar Spinal Stenosis and Degenerative Disc Disease and Osteoarthritis in both of my knees and in my hips. I can't sleep most nights because of my chronic pain so I binge watch your videos. Binge watching your videos helps me get through the sleepless nights and helps me forget about my pain. Thank you for making your videos, I really appreciate it.
Snaggletooth 75 get better guy
I hope you get well soon!
try smoking weed my man
Feel better when you can
Feel better!
lmao you’ve got to make this into a series
Avril Ortega especially featuring Craig because I think he’s the one who made the list.
Avril Ortega Idiots in the Comments
Yeh, but then it goes from just random idiots (that are funny) to people posting to out do each other to get mentioned. Like the “appetite” Idiots of the Internet.
"hey i like your stuff, you're pretty funny" there ya go Joe
*"I pray to god I never meet you"* lmao
Lol
I'm glad I got my cup of Joe today. I would've died without it.
Alyssa Pellegrin is this a fucking pun?
A1 merch idea
Damn you that was good.
God dammit Barb...
Can i have a cup of you
"Are guys just stepping into vaginas like slippers now?"
I've had a crappy day and so needed the laugh I got from that. Thank you! 😂
kim hunt Jesus ur ugly
jack quets what is wrong with you bro
jack quets
Your personality is uglier.
Lol okay, Jack. Cool story, bro.
"That's one small step for man... and one giant leap into pussy."
Do a try not to laugh with Keith while reading these comments
Caleb Scarlett yeaa
Caleb Scarlett that's a wicked good idea!
Yes....
Genius idea! Thank you, Caleb!
Everybody like this guy’s comment so joe can see it
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A PART TWO
No
Yeah
Make part 2
Hey, I like your stuff. You're pretty funny.
J C 😂😂😂 I did that too b4 seeing you already posted it
i was just about to do this dang
nice try joey, we know it is you, using a fake account.. desperately trying to get a simple nice compliment
Why are joe fans so sexually weird?
mc bad robot voice Have you seen joe? He gets me sexually weird.
mc bad robot voice They're included in the starter pack.
You can be secually weird but those fans are just demented amd desterbed as fuck
GoaT do I get an Asian man decal in the starter pack too?
mc bad robot voice No, but you can get the Tyrone decal with the "I eat chicken" emote in your starter pack for only $5 extra.
My day is ten times better when Joe uploads
You’re literally the only RUclipsr I’ve never gotten tired of from the moment I’ve discovered you back in 2013. I will forever love your videos 😭 they ALWAYS make me laugh
I need you to post more mad libs with Keith. Your vids are funny as hell on the regular, but mad libs vids are the best.
Nathan Zimmerman YES! THIS KID GETS IT!
I AGREE!!
Agreed
I feel like he needs to do a mad libs episode with all of his sibs!
Only good things about Tuesday
i fucking love you
Naasir Void i love you too
Naasir Void I fucking hate you
How about we just stay friends?
He dosent love you
Girl, you’re everywhere
Going back through Joes old videos are never a disappointment
The person who commented "This guy makes me cry threw my penis from laughing" I think he meant he's peeing himself from laughing, probably wanted to write through instead of threw
Ray B Yep, he wasnt much of a speller
Ray B 🤣🤣🤣
His joke would have been funnier if only he had first thoroughly thought it through though.
Ray B .......we know that, that is literally the point of Joe’s pun.
Hey, u will never know what this guy might have been thinking. Lol
Joe, I got your back, dude. Here comes the regular comment you want...
Hey, I like your stuff. You're pretty funny, bro. Keep up the good work with the vids every week.
X_xParadoxFoundatioNx_X wtf
Good grief. Compared to Ms Foot, Mr IDontLikeYourFaceOrVoiceButIStillClearlyWatchYourStuff, and Ms Jurassic Park Tshirt, a normal, sane compliment sounds kinda boring.
But I’m with you. Joe, I like your videos, they make me laugh. I feel inadequate having just said that though. Oh wait, let me just casually throw in here how I have sex with my hamster while watching your videos.
Plot twist: I don’t have a hamster. Yep, think I’ve now nailed this whole comment thing.
No homo
Allen Hampton ahh. Fuk u Allen with an E.... ;-)
When I see a Joe video, I stop everything to watch it. hopefully I won't be driving.
Alot of people really want to do stuff to Joe's ass. 😕
Hey beautiful
@@ICUDEAD No. Just no.
Dont you? I do
Hey I like your stuff. You're pretty funny
Joshua Martin yo right when i was reading this he said it
Joshua Martin I love your profile picture
Thanks
Joshua Martin I was about to do this then thought I should see if someone did it first. Great minds 😂
same
Craig... as in Craigslist... you better watch out Joe
-
FBI: Don't Fucking Move.
Hahahaha why are all the comments so disturbing 😂
Kon Humans are funny
Good question.
Because they know he will pick them out and want the attention. It’s called they are fucking losers
Joe has a silent E..
In Marke the e serves on purpose but in Joe the e makes the o sound like the o when you recite the alphabet
Hahahaha i love that.. just calls him out.. but ye.. The person who commented before me is right lol
Becky Marshall 😂
Hugh Jass ya hahahhahaahahha
But his “e” gives the “o” the long “o” sound. Otherwise his name would be J-uh lol
Joe darlin,
I have been watching you for a couple of years and I think you are hilarious. I hope and pray you have continued success on your channel. Much love and respect !!!
Hugs from Texas💓
KooKooforCards “shove a foot up my ass”
KALIHD ;P
I bet ol Marke could help ya out with that...lol !!!
KooKooforCards Texas? Yee haw
MrPigPuncher yes sir Texas and might I ask where your from ???
YEE HAW !!!
Have a great day darlin !!!
Hugs from Texas💓
Don’t people fuck their cousins in Texas?
joe you literally have a silent E at the end of your name...
:D well said Bossé!
yeah, but "Joe" is a name that's supposed to have a silent e at the end. No one spells "Mark" with an e.
you can also spell "Joe" as "Jo" . just a different spelling
well the e on the end of joe makes the o say its name
nvm im retarded XD
Hey, I like your stuff, you're pretty funny
There you go
*just* when it came up in the video i see this comment.....
Josh tha savage factsssss lmfao
The whole rant on Marke is hysterical; I was dying laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I normally work long nights on Tuesdays. Your vids make those shifts more bearable. Keep up the great work. Joe for RUclips President and all that jazz.
I miss Keith
Danielle Goings me too 😥
Go to his urterb page
What happened to Keith
Operation find Craig is a go
ajdavey99 sign me up
On Craigslist?
We must all find Craig
oh hell ye lets find him
I need a friend like Joe.. hes hot and all but I need someone in my life like Joe where I laugh enough I piss myself..just saying lmao
Right here. I'm funny
No.
@@jakefromstate4899 cheers from new mexico
Hey . I'm joe. & I can definitely do that.
Kari Ghoul -._-.
Punch me in the fart box, Joey
hahahahahha
Lmaooo
Bumble Bre you look like you are 8 stfu
Dude, I'm pretty sure that's a picture of Finn Wolfhard and isn't actually the commenter..
Dude. My dad runs around our house saying "tongue punch the fart box" in various sentences. I'm not sure where he got it from, but he thinks it's the greatest thing ever.
You have a silent e at the end of Joe? ??
you just fucked me up
underrated xD
omg. ME TOO! That’s my name and you just fucked my head up.
Petition to ban all silent Es and let people gamble on whether or not the previous vowel is pronounced hard or soft.
“The Grammar Games”
Hahahahaha
@Joe Santagato, I hope you read this. I genuinely enjoy watching your videos, and I hope you continue making them.
His hair looks like Tintins
*Titans*******
@@EvilHagg27 no... tintins... 80s cartoon. tf is titans? you mean teen titans? no... just no
@@iDocCanada lol
DUDE I THOUGHT YOU SAID HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE TINNITUS
Here’s the regular comment you’ve been wanting! Haha I’ve been watching for years. Love your channel and thank you for keeping this night shift nurse awake and entertained through the night! Xo
Just noticed you are at 2M. Been watching even before 1M. Keep up the work😘
Jocelyn H bitch I was a fan of his since his santagatotv days...
Googies Monster same...so we both know "Angela" lol
we are the true fans, i've been watching since before 400k
Genuine compliment:
I love seeing that you've posted a new video! Every video makes me laugh at least once, if not to the point of tears. I think your hilarious and I'm excited to see where you'll be in the next few years
Hey, i like your stuff, you’re really funny
*Like Slippers*
Hyphen yes
I’ll be honest I look forward to your videos it’s great when I’m in a shit mood and great to know there are other people dumber than my friends and I
These videos are the highlight of my week 😂
0:28 "I, uh, will decline your generous offer and I pray to God that I never meet you; BUT(t)..."
*BAD CHOICE OF WORDS*
Im confused, does youtube like you?
I have never seen an add in your vids, but you’re always on trending
Your videos are AMAZING!!!! I love watching my weekly dose of Joe!!
Joe, are you going to finally tell us if you're related to Ryan Reynolds or not??? C'mon man, we deserve the truth!!!
ArabianRider The Reynold Pamphlet
ArabianRider I’m getting Shia labeauf vibes
here
ArabianRider IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
I just farted
Joe you're the reason I want to continue my writing classes ! XD
Ok....
But Joe, you have a silent E also...
KbukGolf its an indicator that the “O” is pronounced as a hard “O.”
More
Core
Rome
Dome
Lone
Phone
Doe
Foe
Things like “some” being the exception.
“Marke” has a needless “O” and therefore an unnecessary name.
Drake Medinger But Jo without the “e” is still “Joe”
Russell Hunter and..... mic drop
Yeah, but that's the common spelling. "Marke" is just someone trying to be fancy.
KbukGolf holy fuck
I was literally having the worst morning and you made my whole day
Certainly better than having him make your hole gay...
#3 on trending Joe's empire is rising🔥🔥
Watching Joe’s videos is like watching youtube, literally any video, at 3 in the morning when you’re sleep deprived I don’t know why but that shit is fucking hilarious
I'm sick rn and you're making me laugh a lot and I love you for that thx
bro ur vids helped me thru a ruff day man I can't stop laughing. I love your humility. your a prince bro. keep making us laugh at others expense lol
Dude you crack me up with pretty much every single video... And of course you have the most random fans that's why we're all crazy lol love u Bro! Greetings from Costa Rica ✌
I love your channel SO much! I've been depressed for years, but whenever I watch your channel I feel happy and not so sad. Thank you.
LMAO CRAIG IS ME
1.If you are ur A fucking creep,2.If you aren't FUCK OFF LIAR!!!!!
😂
bellabieber09 really
well Joe is short for Joey so...
Wooosh
In Spanish your last name is "Cat Saint".......
koffinkat666 idk why but I thought you said “Cat Taint”........i was a bit disappointed when I realized its not.
"Joe the Cat-Taint", new Sex Doll from Sexy Playthings Inc.
Mama Bless! I read it as “cat stain” 😂
xD
Yah that would have been Epic actually.
that last comment killed me XD
Here's a regular compliment. You're hilarious and authentic. You make me laugh so hard, out loud. I even start giggling sometimes before I start the video cause I know there are ridiculous shenanigans about to go down.
Keep on keeping on, doll.
Xoxo
LMAO I love the lesbian haircut comment. lmao so funny. Love you Joe... and your lesbian hair cut too. Jokes
That is exactly why i am so happy not to be known on the Internet !!!
But continue man. I like your videos and you are doing a great job.
Your honestly my favorite comedian and you are so funny.
Joe Santagato is one of the greatest things to ever happen to the internet. I cry from laughter every. single. time. much love xoxo
OMG GREAT VIDEO xD
Lmfao @ lesbians have your haircut too!!!🤣😂🤣😂
I got my family to watch your videos and the love you! Your videos make us laugh so hard! ❤️
How to keep myself entertained during school: Joe santagato
LMAO. You need to do one of these a week. I just woke up my whole house laughing. You have some weird fans.
He’s just so fineeeee omg
I look forward to watching every one of your videos😊 thanks for inspiring us to start our own channel!
Alex & Tamia watched your video I hope the best for your channel and keep it up 💯💯
2:03 Did anyone notice that guy's profile picture?😂
@@CraySockBroski Maybe go look?
Mary me.
Lol
A bunch of dildos lmao
@@jimmyboots2096 let's go
The things that these people comment really raises some questions I want to ask.
Your videos are great dude!
ZachDunn TV Me too! And oh my goodness you're hot
Siun Madness Lol! Thank you!
"Are people really stepping into vaginas like slippers nowadays"
LMAOOO 😂🤣
When fisting doesn’t cut it anymore but you still need to get -high- off.
😂😂😂😂, dude you really are the best, thanks for making this videos and whatever people comment on you, you rock bro!!
Need more vids with your brother
Brittany Point the hot one or keith?
Only mad libs because keith comes up with the dumbest shit for those hes funny af.
More Mad Libs!!
Keith he's so funny
YOU ARE A GORGEOUS AND FUNNY HUMAN BEING. THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU. ❤❤❤
JulietteAlaine 😂 I was expecting a backhanded compliment
hey, i like your stuff, you're pretty funny
Samy Peeters This needs more likes
"Are people really stepping into vaginas like slippers now a days" literally can't stop laughing! If I'm having a bad day, or down, I can always count on you to make me laugh! I just recently came across you, glad I did cause you stay cracking me up!!!
Hey, I like your stuff, your pretty funny
pretty funny? dude he is hilarious
Oops
I have hemorrhoids.
Shitty.
Cream for that lol
Swifty Unknown great for u lmao
Chris Simpson 😂😂😂
Swifty Unknown Me too
I looooooove you. All the way from South Africa
Your videos are what get me through my third shift job. Love your content bro, keep it up! 🤙🏽
I love this!!! Make more videos like this 😂😂
I literally laugh at your videos until my stomach hurts 😂😂😂😂
Winterest x, LOL SAME HERE! 🤣🤣🤣
Me too
Love your videos dude!
I love you Joe! When my day is not going well I watch your videos and laugh so much. Thanks for your true humor and sense.
"Stepping into vaginas like slippers" That killed me. 😂😂😂
❤ You Joe!
LOL, you're always hilarious. Keep it up!
yeah joe whens the part 2 of this coming out? remember to make it 10mins next time aswell
This wasn't 10 minutes.
He made a video similar to this a few years ago
It’s called positive feedback
J's Essentials. Are you talking to me?
He says at the end he doesn’t read comments, so no point in posting this
This is a great channel! I only caught sight of you folks in recent times, but it's now among my favorite channels.
Maybe Marke is pronounced "mar-que" just bc he needs to feel special
Regular compliment: You’re really funny and also very good looking. There we go
Finally, someone didn't say something like "Your'e cool, let me tear your wiener open with a knife"
This video should have been called “people of RUclips” 😂😂 those comments were weird af lol 😂😂😂👌
Hey. I like your stuff, you're pretty funny.
Jay, you're beautiful.
Fuck u
@@Wheres_910ice lol
I see what you did there ;) well played
Nice 👍🤙