Write, "Contains Gluten and Dairy" Or"Includes peanut products" on the labels. That might do the trick, if idiotic people even read the ingredients. I read everything, plus I avoid certain ingredients.
Lazytownfan99 wow kid listen to me. That little voice saying no body will care is lying it's ass off. There are people who will care. Who's lives they can't see without you in them. Could be family. Could be friends. But someone out there depends on you. They NEED you, you're needed and wanted.
If it helps, every generation does dumb shit like this. In the 1940s it was popular to swallow live goldfish and it was a huge controversy because people were, understandably, choking to death on fucking goldfish. 90s kids would snort condoms up their nose and pull them out their mouth; they also would put ice and salt on their skin to burn themselves and put leeches on themselves. Around the 80s or 70s the fun thing was shocking yourself with electric appliances in the bathtub. Flagpole sitting was a thing, and we revived it around 2010 with planking. We used to try to smoke banana peels and play the "knife game," where you lay your hand flat on the table and try to stab between your fingers as fast as possible without lopping one off. In the 50s it was popular to cram as many people into a phone booth as possible. In the 18th century people liked to grab electric eels. In the 30s people used to have dance marathons, where they'd dance for days until they passed out (it was worse in the 1500s, where they'd dance until they died). Victorians used to soak food in brandy, set it on fire, and try to pull it out of the flames without getting too burned. They almost smoked bits of mummies. My generation has that thing where you stab someone with your fingers under the ribcage to make them pass out and huffed paint/markers/glue, not to mention the glorious cinnamon challenge. And I'm pretty sure every generation plays chicken, because of course we do. Let me reassure you, you guys aren't any dumber than the rest of us. You just have the internet to preserve your stupidity forever.
silvertamagachi I'm a 90s kid and I'm sorry but no dude the only thing with condoms we ever did was water balloons. We didnt mess with leeches either. The ice thing if you were an idiot maybe but not where I live. No clue where you came up with that weird shit but please fact check..
2:12 so true, "They won't eat gluten, but they'll eat a Tide Pod." I am 17 and when I first heard of this, the first thought in my head was, "Isn't it basically the same as drinking bleach."
When I heard about the tide pod challenge all I could think about was "let them eat them. Let natural selection take it's course. Weed out the idiots who think it's cool to eat laundry soap." All in the hopes that our generation will look smarter after all this goes down and the smart ones survive. No need to explain to a high school kid that they're literally eating poison unless they're that stupid.
@@justycestubblefield6942 How that egg would never have become a baby chick. Chickens lay eggs without being impregnated when to give birth they actually need to be impregnated. That is nowhere near the same thing.
It was just a joke no ones really eating tide pods. Except for Glozell what disappointment. Only people benefiting from this is tide with all the money they're getting
A kid in my class ate a tide pod and gave some to his friends. He did it as a joke but the school took it so seriously. After him and his friends bit into them at lunch he got suspended... we all made tide pod jokes when he came back.
It was just a joke no ones really eating tide pods. Except for Glozell what disappointment. Only people benefiting from this is tide with all the money they're getting
GreenKoolaidGuy Plays no it’s not just a joke. Throughout the entire world there has been 80 cases of people actually eating tide pods and 6 of those cases are repeated eating of tide pods
GreenKoolaidGuy Plays Its actually bad for their business (tide) considering the fact that they have to stop this from happening. If they don't it could be really bad
The Tide Pod thing started as a joke. Like "oh these look like fruit/candy lol" And then Gen Z got a hold of it and started ACTUALLY EATING THEM LIKE THE HEATHENS THEY ARE
No it is the GEN with the highest need for Attention not depression over 90% of this shit stain GEN is saying they are depressed to be acknowledged in some way. Also the other Dip shit that replied duck duck needs to get off his daddys trust fund, depression is a real mental disorder that people cant help.
Dude chicken eggs are unfertilized, it's not chicken babies. I support chickens living happy little chicken lives. But nevertheless, another great video!
Glenna or E-B no, not really, the placenta is a mammalian thing. Eggs (for eating) are different completely, they’re just unfertilized and provide no value or stimulation to the hen other than the natural instinctive idea that MAYBE a chick will be born. But I think the closest definition would be like... ovulation and then preconception? Like a period but also not at all. Unfertilized eggs have a completely different internal structure than fertilized eggs. I spend too much time on the internet please send help
I showed my mother this video. She thought you were really funny and that this was the greatest video she’s ever watched. Keep making videos because you make many people laugh! Favourite channel by far
The fact that your in my subscriptions from years ago! I love that you’re the same person on RUclips from years ago, you just brought my childhood back, always dying laughing at your videos!
I had an exam in the morning. I was freaking out about it, just then i got a you-tube notification that said Joe uploaded a new video. Everything escalated quickly there after
About 8 years before this whole tide pod thing, I was in elementary school. My classmates near the end of the school day, said “oh it’s time for the challenge!” One kid and his friend grabbed two average bottles of germ x and held the nozzles to their mouths with their heads tilted back and started pumping as fast as they could. I immediately gagged at the sight of two of my classmates, deliberately torturing themselves and asked what in god’s name they were doing. They finished their twisted contest by swallowing a mouth full amount of hand sanitizer and winced as they turned toward me to answer my rational question. They responded by saying “who ever gets sick loses!” I never associated myself with these moronic people again.
it started with the idea that the blue colour chemicals was sticking to people's routes making a florescent blue and well then people started to swallow
“They won’t eat gluten, but they’ll eat Tide pods” I’m dead😂
Write, "Contains Gluten and Dairy" Or"Includes peanut products" on the labels. That might do the trick, if idiotic people even read the ingredients. I read everything, plus I avoid certain ingredients.
“Fully functional, self aware, teenage idiots” @ me
Tide just needs to add the disclaimer that says “ contains gluten” and then maybe kids these days will stay away.
Ashley DeCoopman imagine that’s what did it. 🤔
"Not sustainably harvested" "This is not a Fair Trade product" Lots of possibilities here.
😂
or maybe "contains vagetables"
Made with aborted chicken fetuses.
Best tide pod challenge meme I've seen. "What if the tide pods are just cleaning up the people that should have been just stains to begin with"
ViperLee 44 😂😂😂
Lmfao
ViperLee 44 dddaaaammmnnn 🔥🔥🔥 roasted as hell !!
DAAAAAAAAMN
YOOOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Joe needs a Netflix comedy special
pinkkat YES SOMEONE PLEASEE
Yes please
IKR...
yes
pinkkat it's happening just wait
*"Have a Tidepod or something. Chill out!"*
My new catch phrase for angry people.
shut your whole
candiigurl7893 same!
can use that LOL?
chill out this is just a tide ad
Lazytownfan99 wow kid listen to me. That little voice saying no body will care is lying it's ass off. There are people who will care. Who's lives they can't see without you in them. Could be family. Could be friends. But someone out there depends on you. They NEED you, you're needed and wanted.
"JESUS YOU PEOPLE NEED TO RELAX HAVE A TIDE POD OR SOMETHING CHILL OUT!" 😂
My generation confuses me too don’t worry
Alicia Stewart neither do I anymore
If it helps, every generation does dumb shit like this. In the 1940s it was popular to swallow live goldfish and it was a huge controversy because people were, understandably, choking to death on fucking goldfish. 90s kids would snort condoms up their nose and pull them out their mouth; they also would put ice and salt on their skin to burn themselves and put leeches on themselves. Around the 80s or 70s the fun thing was shocking yourself with electric appliances in the bathtub. Flagpole sitting was a thing, and we revived it around 2010 with planking. We used to try to smoke banana peels and play the "knife game," where you lay your hand flat on the table and try to stab between your fingers as fast as possible without lopping one off. In the 50s it was popular to cram as many people into a phone booth as possible. In the 18th century people liked to grab electric eels. In the 30s people used to have dance marathons, where they'd dance for days until they passed out (it was worse in the 1500s, where they'd dance until they died). Victorians used to soak food in brandy, set it on fire, and try to pull it out of the flames without getting too burned. They almost smoked bits of mummies. My generation has that thing where you stab someone with your fingers under the ribcage to make them pass out and huffed paint/markers/glue, not to mention the glorious cinnamon challenge. And I'm pretty sure every generation plays chicken, because of course we do.
Let me reassure you, you guys aren't any dumber than the rest of us. You just have the internet to preserve your stupidity forever.
only like 2 kids ate tide pods
silvertamagachi I'm a 90s kid and I'm sorry but no dude the only thing with condoms we ever did was water balloons. We didnt mess with leeches either. The ice thing if you were an idiot maybe but not where I live. No clue where you came up with that weird shit but please fact check..
@@sdee612 i dont think he is referring to everysingle 90s kid just the dumbasses of that generation
Please upload more...
I need your videos in my life!
ValentinaAnthouli u just barely found out bout joe
ValentinaAnthouli 😘😘😘😘😘😘
Erika Contreras and how you could possibly know that?
He has a second channel called Extra Joe. :)
Tiffany Gray Music yeah i know but he hasn't uploaded a new video for 3 weeks on that channel
Let natural selection take its course
Chrome swag4428 amen
Natural selection is a great thing
Chrome swag4428
Like I said, should make a Liquid Lye challenge. That should accelerate the process.
They won't eat Gluten, but they'll eat Tide Pods 😂😂 I died
I enjoyed your chicken and egg rant immensely.
*_Who Would Win_*
*A highly complex human digestive system **_vs_** One tasty-looking poddy **_boi_*
Bob McCoy lmao your a funny one
jordy jtx YOU'RE*
Bob McCoy A tide ad
Bob McCoy tasty looking poddy
U got that from dank doodle memes or somethings
this is a TIDE ad
logan kerr I mean, technically it kinda is.
Has anyone realized that tide has disabled comments on their RUclips vids. Especially the Super Bowl one.
HAHAHA I love this comment
2:12 so true, "They won't eat gluten, but they'll eat a Tide Pod." I am 17 and when I first heard of this, the first thought in my head was, "Isn't it basically the same as drinking bleach."
When I heard about the tide pod challenge all I could think about was "let them eat them. Let natural selection take it's course. Weed out the idiots who think it's cool to eat laundry soap." All in the hopes that our generation will look smarter after all this goes down and the smart ones survive. No need to explain to a high school kid that they're literally eating poison unless they're that stupid.
I feel for these kids i really do. But this is Darwinism at its finest
Agreed
"They won't eat gluten, but they'll eat Tide Pods"... hahaha... love it, Joe...
*”Have a Tide Pod or something. Chill out!”* 🤣👌
Bella Pearce eat a tide pod
Ha! Exactly what I was gonna comment! 😂😂
"Have a tide pod or something. Chill out" LOL
The forbidden fruit 😂
Chakaylag sauce*
Lol
“Why am I still talking about chickens? What the heck was I talking about? Tide pods.”
-Joe Santagato
"She didn't give birth on your couch" 😂😂😂😂😂
“Have a tide pod or something chill out” 🤦🏽♂️😂
Santi B that line killed me lol
I saw this comment before he said it and I still died laughing Lmfao
Santi B 😂😂😂😂
Santi B best line ever!
Have a tide pod or something, chill out!
lmfao. You have true comedic ability, I swear!
lmfao 😂
Joe Santagato... The one of few with common knowledge.
Yuvraj Saini he thinks the eggs we buy in supermarkets are chicken babies tho
Cara McColgan it’s basically eating eating chicken jizz in a shell
Cara McColgan and yeah they are basically
But he said the eggs that we buy are baby chickens.
@@justycestubblefield6942 How that egg would never have become a baby chick. Chickens lay eggs without being impregnated when to give birth they actually need to be impregnated. That is nowhere near the same thing.
joe i fucking love you 😭😭
"Fully Functional Teenager" Uh Joe obviously they aren't fully functional
It was just a joke no ones really eating tide pods. Except for Glozell what disappointment. Only people benefiting from this is tide with all the money they're getting
A kid in my class ate a tide pod and gave some to his friends. He did it as a joke but the school took it so seriously. After him and his friends bit into them at lunch he got suspended... we all made tide pod jokes when he came back.
Anyone who eats tide pods deserve to be Ill. Natural selection at its finest. These idiots are the future generation.
Charles Darwin may not have been so wrong after all
AnxiousTrash N A T U R A L S E L E C T I O N
ProudPapaJD He said ISS (Indoor School Suspension) not ISIS.
These kids should be given shoutout on world mental health day
"You bet your ass i wont little timmy!!" 😂😂💀💀
Yes, I can confirm that the kids are going insane.
- a concerned teenager
"Fully functional teenager"
Wait Joe, you lost me there.
Arturo Aldana yeah, those don't exist! *says a teenager*
At least we know the TidePods aren't killing any brain cells.. because for that to happen you'd actually need some to start with LOL
martine haha that actually cracked me up
It was just a joke no ones really eating tide pods. Except for Glozell what disappointment. Only people benefiting from this is tide with all the money they're getting
GreenKoolaidGuy Plays no it’s not just a joke. Throughout the entire world there has been 80 cases of people actually eating tide pods and 6 of those cases are repeated eating of tide pods
GreenKoolaidGuy Plays Its actually bad for their business (tide) considering the fact that they have to stop this from happening. If they don't it could be really bad
“There is no nice way of stealing someones baby... and then eating it.” Joe Santagato, 2018
He should been like "subscribe to my tide pod-- I mean podcast" 😂😂
Ben tidepodcast
The Tide Pod thing started as a joke. Like "oh these look like fruit/candy lol"
And then Gen Z got a hold of it and started ACTUALLY EATING THEM LIKE THE HEATHENS THEY ARE
Rigel W we’re literally the Gen that’s wants to die so badly
(We also are the Gen with the highest rate of depression but like oh well)
Depression is dumb, you're just a little bitch if u have it
No it is the GEN with the highest need for Attention not depression over 90% of this shit stain GEN is saying they are depressed to be acknowledged in some way. Also the other Dip shit that replied duck duck needs to get off his daddys trust fund, depression is a real mental disorder that people cant help.
I'm not rich, btw rich people are actually more depressed which makes no sense. Depression is for really stupid people who eant attention
are we not going to talk about his dope uncle rico shirt
Hey I'm had Yuuuuuusssss!!!
Finally someone is making a video about these issues
4:42 i love how you say 'baby' XD
baby
Only person I enjoy listening to rants from, is Joe lmao they are so entertaining
Just imagine walking into a bathroom, just any bathroom, and seeing a person chugging down soap.
natural selection at its finest!
I’m not ashamed to say that his videos give me life 😂
Going insane?
Kids have been insane since the first time someone dabbed.
Who could dislike a Joe video
The kids eating Tide Pods.
Me. Does that offend you or something?
BLT4LIFE 😒 very offended
0:19 Joe u sure their fully functional? I don't think so
*they're
*Eat Peas, Not Pods!*
Kenzi Bat *no thanks!*
My generation confuses me as well man.
rapidmon the awesome me too I have lost faith in them
rapidmon the awesome GUMMYMON!
Anti-HyperLink wow
Stormy?.... I almost named my horse that lol
Brittanyw 181725 nooo ew not stormy... it’s stormi! a lot cuter
Pretty awkward name for an actual human being
My son's middle name is Storm. Stormi is WAY better than North West.....
Lmao same
Please run for president in 2020! lmao
Yasss, plz do.
you could vote for Andrew Yang, he's offering $1,000/month universal basic income...no joke
Ha
Its 2020!!!!
Bitch guess what time it is that's right its the end of the world time
Dude chicken eggs are unfertilized, it's not chicken babies. I support chickens living happy little chicken lives. But nevertheless, another great video!
stxrfish they're chicken periods LMFAOOO
Hasnolife Playstudyeatsleep ...what do you think a period is?
Joseph Thompson Oh no, should we tell him or just let him find out?
Hasnolife Playstudyeatsleep even worse, it's actually a hens placenta😂
Glenna or E-B no, not really, the placenta is a mammalian thing. Eggs (for eating) are different completely, they’re just unfertilized and provide no value or stimulation to the hen other than the natural instinctive idea that MAYBE a chick will be born. But I think the closest definition would be like... ovulation and then preconception? Like a period but also not at all. Unfertilized eggs have a completely different internal structure than fertilized eggs.
I spend too much time on the internet please send help
Don't forget to listen to his PODcast, it comes out every Monday on iTunes and SoundCloud
Sahand Keshavarz basement yard
Sahand Keshavarz it's called the basement yard lol
“Yo dude lets skip fifth period and head to the bathroom and chug all the handsoap it’ll be sick”
Joe: the fuck
Me im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I showed my mother this video. She thought you were really funny and that this was the greatest video she’s ever watched. Keep making videos because you make many people laugh! Favourite channel by far
Joe santagato the funniest person on the internet why not expand your fan base and become a COMEDIAN
LazerBeam X99 he's actually working to become one and he loves comedy but it's difficult
He is really funny I like another RUclipsr called triggeredtro too he’s hilarious
Yanise Berry
Tro and santagato are great!
I was litterally going into the comments to ask if he did stand up lol. His videos are already bits of their own, he would be great
he's really not funny you've a terrible sense of humor
"North, South, Saint, Florence, whatever" 😂
Your videos give me life
I wish Joe would go back to this type of format along with those games he plays with his family.
😂😂 this video got me cracking up!! He said my mom would put me in the wash and crank it up full blast.. 😂😂
“Captain Planet” 🤣🤣 killed me haha
The forbidden snack
THANK YOU JOE FOR PUTTING THIS ON THE INTERNET FOR THOSE WHOSE VOICE CANT REACH BUT IN THEIR OWN VICINITY!!!!
*have a tide pod or something chill out*
Good, clean fun! Let's see who can fart the biggest bubble!
erin l.x 😖
Yeah I was like.. Okaaaay Joe 😂
LivingInVancouverBC 😂😂😂😂😂
Pod cast
my generation is eating tide pods..... i hate my generation
Each generation has some stupid shit but honestly... your generation will keep the therapy industry alive.
Calm down, edgelord. Your generation is barely out of diapers. Wait until they're a bit older before you condemn them en masse.
dont judge till you try it
Same
Right👌
This gonna be good
It was fucking great 😂
It sure the fuk was... Wont eat gluten but'll eat tide pods...fkin dead!
The fact that your in my subscriptions from years ago! I love that you’re the same person on RUclips from years ago, you just brought my childhood back, always dying laughing at your videos!
Been waiting all day for this ❤
1:48 when my teacher blames me for talking in class and then someone else confesses 😂
Joy B yo im fucking dead😂😂😂
How the hell did we get from tide pods to Kylie Jenner's baby?😂
He wants kylie to make a tide pod lip kit for her baby
duck duck - that's fucking awesome
Indeed
My thought is Kris Jenner snacked on tide pods during her pregnancies hence most of her kids are not all there.
I need a family vlog when Joe is a dad one day 😂💀
Kaitlin Kal Lee !!!!!
I dont know anybody who does this in my highschool, however the middle school has this as a problem. Damn these little kids.
Natural selection
Sup.
Sup.
@@dante6055 up.S
NO
.spU
The 9 kids that disliked the video eat tide pods
This... is a tide ad
I choked on my tide pod at the beginning of this video
Bahahahaha
3 years later, and kids have delved unimaginably deep into the whole of stupidity in the name of clout
He should make a Tide Podcast
Koreaboo XDDDDDDD
Koreaboo Booooooo! XD
Koreaboo you should leave now.
Just. No.
Slowly applauding your cleverness.
That fucking shirt is AMAZING. I want that masterpiece
I got so happy when I saw it!
2018 starting off great
4:57 it’s a baby!😂
You guys need to relax. HAVE A TID POD OR SOMETHING😂
Ikr omg I was dying 😂😂
GCTFilter snake fuckin relax dude
Have a tide pod or something
Her0ic F1ames no
LotsOfStuff 101 well damn. I think you need a tide pod
I had an exam in the morning. I was freaking out about it, just then i got a you-tube notification that said Joe uploaded a new video. Everything escalated quickly there after
Christina Elizabeth How did the exam go?
Fuckin liar you're not allowed to have your phone near you in tests.
" relax! Have a tide pod or something" hilarious 😂😂
Anji Ganesh 🤣
About 8 years before this whole tide pod thing, I was in elementary school. My classmates near the end of the school day, said “oh it’s time for the challenge!” One kid and his friend grabbed two average bottles of germ x and held the nozzles to their mouths with their heads tilted back and started pumping as fast as they could. I immediately gagged at the sight of two of my classmates, deliberately torturing themselves and asked what in god’s name they were doing. They finished their twisted contest by swallowing a mouth full amount of hand sanitizer and winced as they turned toward me to answer my rational question. They responded by saying “who ever gets sick loses!” I never associated myself with these moronic people again.
Thinking of it as thinning out the herd...Darwinism at its finest
Christine O'Neal it's natural selection
Exactly!
"Hey"
"Yo"
"What did you die from?"
"Stabbing you?"
"Tide pode."
Such greate stories I'd tell eveyone in hell
Joe needs his own tv show with his family . Obviously called Santagato Tv.
PLEASE POST MORE OFTEN I LOVE THIS
I stopped doing homework for this..TOTALLY WORTH IT!!😂❤️
this video is higher on trending than kylie jenner’s baby video
At least the pods are vegan.
Wizzard Boi And gluten free
Well yeah, thank fucks for that.
tide ad
I love these videos sooo much please never stop making them
How did the tidepod challenge ever start? Did someone say "i wonder if this tidepod has a flavor..."
it started with the idea that the blue colour chemicals was sticking to people's routes making a florescent blue and well then people started to swallow
Immediately after seeing Joe's notification, i liked the video before watching. 😁
This was a January thing, we're eating cyanide pills now, get with the times
#Getwiththetimes
The Dweller you don’t really know how hashtags work huh?
The Dweller whatever happened to the good a ol'days sippen on bleach.
The Dweller looks like the tides are changing.
The Dweller #itsthecurrentyear
Joe, thank you for this. Honestly.
This will all be solved with tide pod gushers.
Bob Bobby If they do invent Tide Pod Gushers then some idiot will get their friend to bite into a tide pod by pretending it is a gusher.
Here’s a video idea. Joe reacts to conspiracy theories 🤔👌🏼
Still relevant
Yaaass
Relax, have a tide pod 🍻
How did it go from eating detergent to talking about chickens and the kardashians? Lmao im dying😂😭
i can solve this problem put gluten in the tide pods
Bria Mac Shhhhhhhhhh, they ARE the problem, and Tide Pods are the solution ;)