How I imagine Archons actually give out Visions | Genshin Impact

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2022
  • This is just like a fun thing I made up, and is not related about lore at all in anyway. For this video I included only Venti, Zhongli, and Raiden Shogun. I speedran making this video lol, I haven’t even played Genshin Impact 2.4 yet
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  • @moonmybyul1361
    @moonmybyul1361 2 года назад +9721

    Fun Fact: After Sucrose got her vision, the first thing she did was boil it to see if anything would happen.

    • @supercreativename3342
      @supercreativename3342 2 года назад +2273

      “oh, a vision! I’M GONNA COOK IT!”
      I bet that’s what Xiangling did too.

    • @DittoMewmew
      @DittoMewmew 2 года назад +868

      @@supercreativename3342 she probably uses her vision to cook

    • @brettbrett678
      @brettbrett678 2 года назад +814

      also Keqing hated her vision and tried throwing it off a cliff

    • @noticeme2004
      @noticeme2004 2 года назад +154

      @@brettbrett678 why????

    • @PsypherWolf
      @PsypherWolf 2 года назад +684

      @@noticeme2004 She wanted to prove that she could achieve great things without a vision, she didn't want people to say that what she achieves will be because of it.

  • @blipblapbloophehw
    @blipblapbloophehw 2 года назад +2322

    nah zhongli gave itto a vision cause he's as smart as a rock

    • @phoenixsenju8984
      @phoenixsenju8984 2 года назад +117

      Yes that whole meme makes sense

    • @_dragonflies_
      @_dragonflies_ 2 года назад +58

      @olivia Yes, literally everyone knows that, it was a joke...

    • @user-zt4mf2tv1p
      @user-zt4mf2tv1p 2 года назад +99

      "you have the IQ of a rock, here Is your vision"
      And now itto it's a playable character

    • @user-zt4mf2tv1p
      @user-zt4mf2tv1p 2 года назад +3

      @UC6hJkiqnlXiPThbviyHM6TA JKGAJJAHAJSJSJA (Laughning in hilichurlian)

    • @stressfreemode3755
      @stressfreemode3755 2 года назад +10

      Smart ass a rock yeah
      Does lots abs days but skips leg n arm day o.O

  • @ricecola9609
    @ricecola9609 2 года назад +3565

    Imagine Ei giving Kazuha's friend a vision and being like "Fuck it I'm takin this shit back-"

    • @appli3551
      @appli3551 2 года назад +324

      LMAO THAT WOULD HAPPEN And venti prob gave him that vision just bc for the dead friend-

    • @misarieni3532
      @misarieni3532 2 года назад +88

      wElL tEcHnIcaLly, it wouldnt be ei taking the vision back

    • @amiazukiis
      @amiazukiis 2 года назад +148

      @@appli3551 he just went like, “oh you have a dead friend too? Same bestie, here’s a vision”

    • @paisleighyt6153
      @paisleighyt6153 2 года назад +43

      @@amiazukiis like “yeah mate, I get that. Here, a vision for your troubles.”

    • @haoij
      @haoij Год назад +7

      Would’ve been awesome to have another electro boy other than razor. I’m still waiting for the day he somehow revives back from the dead. Probably never gonna happen. 😭

  • @lunasquib
    @lunasquib 2 года назад +8593

    Imagine getting supernatural powers and just being mad about it lol

    • @CosmicFearUkulele
      @CosmicFearUkulele 2 года назад +321

      *dies of a fucking meteor*

    • @kartikmishra1935
      @kartikmishra1935 2 года назад +272

      Money is technically a power

    • @space4326
      @space4326 2 года назад +144

      Yeah like why did Keqing try to break it OH WAIT IS IT BECAUSE IF HER FAMILY

    • @someone.1184
      @someone.1184 2 года назад +41

      @@kartikmishra1935 Not a supernatural one though

    • @charles-gn4fg
      @charles-gn4fg 2 года назад +29

      ok but saiki

  • @lunasquib
    @lunasquib 2 года назад +7761

    everyone: works super hard and does a lot and get no vision
    Lisa: UwU vision pls
    Raiden: YES

    • @thetiredkidp8746
      @thetiredkidp8746 2 года назад +1129

      Ei: I'm a simple person, I see mommy, I give vison

    • @TimeFireDoodle
      @TimeFireDoodle 2 года назад +266

      And The story mentioned that to get a vision, you need Great ambition so how did Lisa get A vision that way

    • @heroeus8173
      @heroeus8173 2 года назад +336

      Lisa being lazy is just a facade
      Her ambition was probably enlighted during her youth

    • @andrewright4370
      @andrewright4370 2 года назад +77

      @@heroeus8173 How about Sayu then? She always try to slip from doing any work.

    • @heroeus8173
      @heroeus8173 2 года назад +83

      @@andrewright4370 i never read sayu's back story
      However i would say that there has to be a major event that occur to make someone acquire a vision
      From what it has been shown is that
      If a vision is dormant if the one that is in contact with it feel the same ambition as his/her previous owner
      It can awake but it can be momentarily or mostly permanent depending on the circumstances
      Like for kazuha
      He managed to use his friend's vision because they both wanted to face the shogun
      Thus the vision enlighten for a short period of time allowing kazuha to even parry one of ei's strongest attack
      She was even shocked
      But if someone has a very near ambition to the previous owner
      I think it could happen that the vision can light up for good thus it finds a new master

  • @DBVG11
    @DBVG11 2 года назад +556

    Zhongli: you have an IQ of a rock. Here have a vision.
    Itto: thanks

    • @haoij
      @haoij Год назад +23

      Itto: what is it? Wait who are you.

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 Год назад +10

      Itto:finally a worthy opponent for the tittle of geo daddy our battle will be legendary.

  • @HRavenfolks
    @HRavenfolks 2 года назад +611

    Hydro archon: _"Lemme give these visions to a psychopath, a nerd, boba appreciator, Mondstat's idol, a fish, and a broke wizard. That'll do the trick"_

    • @HRavenfolks
      @HRavenfolks 2 года назад +93

      Dendro archon: *"NO"*

    • @nerakmeisatrolsmith6777
      @nerakmeisatrolsmith6777 2 года назад +44

      The nerd's probably Xingqiu

    • @weedussy_
      @weedussy_ 2 года назад +56

      @@thenomsterunderurbed Psychopath = Childe, Nerd = Xingqiu, boba Appreciator = Ayato, Mondstadt’s idol = Barbara, fish = Kokomi and broke wizard = Mona

    • @AstralBlazer
      @AstralBlazer 2 года назад +8

      @nothing zero to the abyss?

    • @weedussy_
      @weedussy_ Год назад +4

      @@thenomsterunderurbed Ik but she has a pretty witchy outfit and I can’t name anyone else for that spot

  • @frenchfrykingthesecdeadfor2224
    @frenchfrykingthesecdeadfor2224 2 года назад +4518

    Imagine the archons are having a meeting and all of a sudden mihoyo just appears out of nowhere and doing commands to them.
    For the first time, this is my first top comment THANK YALLS

  • @bertolt0
    @bertolt0 2 года назад +4499

    Here’s the canon meanings for each vision
    Electro: *Those who are special/unique and don’t fit in*
    Anemo: *Those who seek freedom (and have dead/lost ppl close to them)*
    Geo: *give to those who work hard* (some also didn’t want their vision)
    Cryo: *For ppl who feel lost and unloved*
    Hydro: *Ppl who strive for improvement and have a sense for Justice*
    Pyro: *Have a passion for their job/role*

    • @uhidklol
      @uhidklol 2 года назад +454

      Diluc was much happier until his dad died I his hands

    • @citrusmoth1103
      @citrusmoth1103 2 года назад +278

      Dendro *is* the nation of wisdom, however hydro is the nation of justice and that isn’t the meaning, so we’ll have to see

    • @EzraGenshin
      @EzraGenshin 2 года назад +89

      Hydro and Pyro are the most accurate ones

    • @princ3ss_fschl195
      @princ3ss_fschl195 2 года назад +173

      No, Anemo isn’t for those who have lost friends. Jean, Sayu (I believe, don’t look into character lore very much) don’t have dead close ones. Anemo is just freedom-seeking.

    • @andresprior9474
      @andresprior9474 2 года назад +39

      Im sure mona feels good enough

  • @veliona_8264
    @veliona_8264 2 года назад +418

    Noelle be like: SO THAT'S WHERE MY ANEMO VISION WENT

    • @kazuhanewvision
      @kazuhanewvision 2 года назад +22

      She should be glad bcs I can't even imagine how her shield would look like if she got her anemo vision instead

    • @luckylaniang5574
      @luckylaniang5574 2 года назад +25

      @@kazuhanewvision she probably won't have a shield then

    • @hintz7147
      @hintz7147 2 года назад +10

      @@kazuhanewvision another anemo claymore would be nice

  • @luxluther436
    @luxluther436 2 года назад +1722

    Everybody(besides geo): Grateful they were given a vision and use it to it’s extent
    Yoimiya: I mean I used it to light a firework once then threw it in the closet-

    • @ToSP.
      @ToSP. 2 года назад +118

      Hu Tao: Doesn’t give a damn about her vision

    • @slugfurriescult7285
      @slugfurriescult7285 2 года назад +104

      @@ToSP. I mean, she CAN force people into the grave with it… more business for her clearly.

    • @otisbucket4526
      @otisbucket4526 2 года назад +48

      @@slugfurriescult7285 she legit frogot she had it

    • @slugfurriescult7285
      @slugfurriescult7285 2 года назад +18

      @@otisbucket4526 yeah, I think in her voiceline she doesn’t care.

    • @k1r0ch4n7
      @k1r0ch4n7 2 года назад +18

      keqing: HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME A VISION?????

  • @adathecheeseburger8490
    @adathecheeseburger8490 2 года назад +1901

    I remember seeing somewhere that even though Venti is the god of freedom, those who bear the anemo vision are usually those with the least freedom. Jean is always so busy she doesn’t have time for herself, Xiao is contractually obligated to keep doing his job, Sayu can never escape her ninja duties even if she wants to. I think only Kazuha bears an anemo vision and actually embodies freedom. Didn’t come up with this, but it really stuck with me.

    • @flamestorm31
      @flamestorm31 2 года назад +289

      Its more like they fight for freedom

    • @moommooo
      @moommooo 2 года назад +372

      Tbh I personally think venti gives out anemo visions to people who are extremely busy, bound by duty or lost someone to essentially "free their souls" from the burden that they have and let them be carried away by the wind

    • @rosivlyz
      @rosivlyz 2 года назад +42

      oh my, that sound fitting for ameno vision bears

    • @cal2980
      @cal2980 2 года назад +135

      i don’t think Kazuha embodies freedom personally, sure he did eventually escape the wrath of the electro archon and her nation but essentially he was never freed from the actual country. he still had ties, along with a childhood that he had to abandon. his spirit & personality doesn’t really appear free or light more burdened and aloof it that makes sense.
      and that brings up why people who lose others to death end up with said vision. anemo visions represent freedom but in a way it doesn’t at all. none of the barers would ever be free from their past, memories, or even emotions that are all similar to one another’s
      escapism is more of the right word to describe why each get given such vision, it temporarily eases some of the wounds, and hardships each and every anemo vision barer faces taking a small portion off of their shoulders. because venti understands the most that no matter what you can’t do a whole lot to help others deal with loss

    • @acatcheckingitstemperature394
      @acatcheckingitstemperature394 2 года назад +37

      @@cal2980 kinda true since venti kinda does the same thing by using a vessel that looks similar to his old companion

  • @lune8559
    @lune8559 2 года назад +838

    I always just imagine whenever Venti gives out a vision he's just like "You look cool!, here have a vision!"
    Then Zhongli with Noelle *Grabs her by the head turns her around and slaps a vision on her back* "HAH!, I GOT HER FIRST WINDY BOY!"

    • @yuikiraa
      @yuikiraa 2 года назад +187

      "You old blockhead! SHE WANTED AN ANEMO VISION!"
      "Idk idc, you gave my son xiao an anemo vision, i wanted to give him geo!"

    • @fraufuuchan
      @fraufuuchan 2 года назад +45

      Oh so its like "I like you,have a vision"

    • @celestialarden
      @celestialarden Год назад +8

      lmao windy boy XD

    • @serotonin89k
      @serotonin89k Год назад +4

      this made my voice crack, thank you

  • @enzoo7282
    @enzoo7282 2 года назад +2372

    I love how when ever Zhongli gets in a fight, Zhongli says: "I WILL HAVE ORDER!"
    Edit: We beat the previous comment with most likes less go!!!
    Edit: Holy hel-I mean heck, that's ALOT of likes
    3rd Edit: Okay, I think I have the best reply section....
    4th Edit: MOM! I'M FAMOUS!!!!

    • @p.s.sujothkiran9901
      @p.s.sujothkiran9901 2 года назад +45

      HERE IS YOUR ORDER :zhongli kfc skin:

    • @cyfled5204
      @cyfled5204 2 года назад +23

      HERE IS YOUR ORDER *Wa'er*

    • @enzoo7282
      @enzoo7282 2 года назад +14

      @@p.s.sujothkiran9901 Oh Zhongli, did you forget the fries?

    • @p.s.sujothkiran9901
      @p.s.sujothkiran9901 2 года назад +11

      @@enzoo7282 might i add a pepsi too?
      its 20% off

    • @enzoo7282
      @enzoo7282 2 года назад +8

      @@p.s.sujothkiran9901 Make that two

  • @k4ze6969
    @k4ze6969 2 года назад +379

    Beidou: fought sea dragon without vision
    Kazuha: wakes up with vision.

    • @paisleighyt6153
      @paisleighyt6153 2 года назад +51

      Kazuha: Oh hey, this is new. Cool.

    • @itashiro_furosu
      @itashiro_furosu Год назад +46

      Lisa: A vision is convenient, I want one. *vision pops up* nice.

  • @skyZzii
    @skyZzii 2 года назад +455

    Now I’m headcanoning Zhongli gets fed up and gives Osmanthus Wine a geo vision, knowing it will always taste the same as he remembers and will always be there for him and will be grateful for a vision.

    • @sunflowery___
      @sunflowery___ 2 года назад +52

      but where are those who share the memories? 😔✊

    • @-w-4252
      @-w-4252 2 года назад +9

      @@sunflowery___ burning in hell i presume

    • @entyope
      @entyope 2 года назад +6

      I wanna like this comment but I mean look at the like number

    • @-w-4252
      @-w-4252 2 года назад +3

      @@entyope too late its 75 lol

    • @spjder_venom3959
      @spjder_venom3959 2 года назад +1

      💀💀💀

  • @gobioo
    @gobioo 2 года назад +565

    I have a feeling when you are deserving of a vision, when you are sleeping, a vision would appear under your pillow like a tooth fairy or sum

    • @lynn_studios9327
      @lynn_studios9327 2 года назад +93

      Im pretty sure it just pops out of nowhere
      I’d find it funny to hear of a character who got their vision in the middle of a battle and like dropped and lost it or something lol

    • @Kureemy
      @Kureemy 2 года назад +34

      I wish that this is the actual story of how Sayu got her Vision.

    • @kou-nyancat1470
      @kou-nyancat1470 2 года назад +8

      Oh, that would be so adorable~

    • @gingerbreadgirl__2663
      @gingerbreadgirl__2663 2 года назад +7

      Thats how kazuha got his vision too

    • @lamhw
      @lamhw 2 года назад +1

      @@gingerbreadgirl__2663 hIs fREn diED

  • @your_jerr
    @your_jerr 2 года назад +976

    What type of people I think archons give visions out to (if they did give out visions)
    Barbatos: **picks people who lost someone in past/is chill**
    Celestia: Okay
    Rex Lapis: **picks people who like their job/whatever they like doing**
    Celestia: Definitely is like you
    Ei: **Picks people who are lonely/hot**
    Celestia: Yep your lonely so you pick lonely peeps too
    Hydro archon: **picks workaholics/people who hide secrets**
    Celestia: The Hydro vision is supposed to be with this Qixing woman called Keqing
    Pyro Archon: **Picks cool people**
    Celestia: I'll leave you be
    Tsaritsa: **Picks everyone with a depressing past**
    Celestia: Really? You are picking people with sad backstories
    Dendro Archon: Ok so um this Baizhu guy and this Yaoyao child is surely enough :)
    Celestia: Your 500 years old and still don't know how to properly give out visions Morax knew how to pick geo vision holders when he was only 485 years old you need to give more visions
    Edit: OMG 159 LIKES THIS IS A LOT TYSM
    Edit: Thank ya'll for the likes hehe (I came back here a month later lol) and I added Dendro Archon :)

    • @kuromi2880
      @kuromi2880 2 года назад +125

      Dendro archon: ok so baizhu and... uuhhh... that's enough right?

    • @ThoseFerrets
      @ThoseFerrets 2 года назад +159

      @@kuromi2880 dendro archon too busy growing weed to hand out actual visions smh

    • @airiibex
      @airiibex 2 года назад +30

      Mcdonalds Noelle pfp cult

    • @ihavethisusername1513
      @ihavethisusername1513 2 года назад +37

      @@kuromi2880 baizhu might be the dendro archon himself

    • @Roseberry606
      @Roseberry606 2 года назад +26

      @@ihavethisusername1513 i'm pretty sure all archons live in their nations so tbh i highly doubt it

  • @r.gbermudo7348
    @r.gbermudo7348 2 года назад +513

    The leaders of their respective region is the same of their archons
    Jean = Venti
    Ningguang = Zhongli
    Kujou Sara (ik its Ei but she an archon so) = Raiden Shogun

    • @plum6999
      @plum6999 2 года назад +42

      Also in Liyue and mond, zhongli and venti have the special dish with the elemental symbol over it- Venti's has an anemo symbol and zhongli's geo, But in inazuma Kojou's dish has the electro on it, so you can pick Kojou sara ad call it a day m8

    • @mikeydoo7673
      @mikeydoo7673 2 года назад +7

      Raiden Shogun = Ei. Bcs Sara is only commanding an army

    • @Guess-ky2ir
      @Guess-ky2ir 2 года назад +8

      But isnt jean not the actual leader? She’s the acting grand master. Does the grand master also have an anemo vision or maybe they have a different one?

    • @SkyGodHQ
      @SkyGodHQ 5 месяцев назад

      Varka is the leader of Mond

  • @savagecrowbar9338
    @savagecrowbar9338 2 года назад +70

    I love how almost all of the geo characters didn’t want their visions

  • @Lupicrow
    @Lupicrow  2 года назад +370

    I am prepared for the “Archons dont grant visions” comments

    • @callingthepolice
      @callingthepolice 2 года назад +37

      Archons don't grant visions 😡😡😡

    • @ineedfood11
      @ineedfood11 2 года назад +13

      Want some? I’ll give you some

    • @markermanbfdi
      @markermanbfdi 2 года назад +4

      Hi

    • @amritasah1202
      @amritasah1202 2 года назад +4

      Well yeah they don't

    • @hebislay
      @hebislay 2 года назад +32

      Archons don’t give visions. Ur mom does

  • @poimon6569
    @poimon6569 2 года назад +230

    "Dendro archon is crying"
    edit: I ment there are still no dendro playable character yet buttt they are coming really soon!!!!!✨

    • @subovoid4524
      @subovoid4524 2 года назад +5

      what about tha guy with snake in Liyue

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 2 года назад +4

      @@subovoid4524 He’s sick so he can’t give vision

    • @acatcheckingitstemperature394
      @acatcheckingitstemperature394 2 года назад +1

      @@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec but hes not the archon tho

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 2 года назад +5

      @@acatcheckingitstemperature394 Or is he?

    • @NamiiWavee
      @NamiiWavee 2 года назад +4

      @@acatcheckingitstemperature394 we don't know that😈

  • @kiknlgold
    @kiknlgold Год назад +6

    venti: sees children of archons
    venti: I'll take them

  • @shuakeyuri_
    @shuakeyuri_ 2 года назад +28

    Venti: *gives kazuha a vision*
    Baal: Wait... didn't I kill his friend?

  • @muffin2986
    @muffin2986 2 года назад +74

    Anemo: freedom (probably has at least one dead friend) :Kazuha ran away from an oppressive country, Jean protects the freedoms of others, Xiao was once enslaved, Venti is the embodiment of wind and freedom
    Geo: contracts/loyalty: Gourou is loyal to kokomi and The resistance, Itto is loyal to his friend, Noelle is highly dedicated to being a knight
    Hydro:justice: In mona’s quest she confronts the treasure hoarders about their lies, kokomi is fighting The vision hunt decree, Xingqui is chivalrous
    Cryo: love(or rather a lack of it)loneliness: Eula is often outcast because of her family, Kaeya is from Kaenria, Qiqi lost her memories and her life, ganyu feels lonelier with people than alone, ayaka doesn’t have friends
    Pyro: passionate? Yoimiya about her fireworks, Xinyan about music, diluc is passionate about protecting mond
    Electro: eternity: survival: Lisa gained great power but if she works to hard it shortens her life, razor was raised by wolves, beidou fought a sea monster without a vision, yae is a kitsune she’ll out live people, raiden out lived her friends and sister
    Dendri:wisdom: Baizu runs a pharmacy and is studying immortality
    Mobile 💀

  • @arkk3238
    @arkk3238 2 года назад +207

    you can actually see that every vision in mondstadt that they all have the same base for the visions same for liyue and inazuma. So the archons dont give visions related to their element

    • @ai.ayayaya
      @ai.ayayaya 2 года назад +26

      its a j o k e .

    • @mankusicyt
      @mankusicyt 2 года назад +28

      The archons don't even give visions

    • @ai.ayayaya
      @ai.ayayaya 2 года назад +8

      @@mankusicyt its for fun.

    • @mankusicyt
      @mankusicyt 2 года назад +5

      @@ai.ayayaya I know

    • @tonythetiger5029
      @tonythetiger5029 2 года назад

      @@mankusicyt they dont??? Then how do ppl get their visions??

  • @lvndererena
    @lvndererena 2 года назад +128

    Actually I'm pretty sure all anemo users have lost someone important to them before or are going to lose someone important to them in the future- Criteria for Anemo is probably to have dead loved ones but the videos criteria of giving anemo visions seems realistic

    • @mankusicyt
      @mankusicyt 2 года назад +25

      Nope
      Kazuha got his vision waaaaaaaay before he lost his friend
      Anemo vision users are people that are seeking freedom
      Xiao (freedom from Karma)
      Kazuha (freedom from his title)
      Jean (freedom from destruction)
      Sucrose (freedom from her failures)
      Sayu (freedom from her weakness)

    • @rainierrr07
      @rainierrr07 2 года назад +6

      @@mankusicyt lol i think sayus is freedom from responsibility

    • @paisleighyt6153
      @paisleighyt6153 2 года назад +3

      Venti: you have a dead friend? Say less. Welcome to the Anemo Club for People Who’s Friend And Family Died.

    • @miuoorin
      @miuoorin Год назад

      @@mankusicyt Yeah that is true but all of them have lost someone too. Kazuha might’ve gotten his vision before he lost his friend but whoever is giving the visions canonically (Celestia prob) can probably predict the future or something like that I can’t explain 💀.

  • @missedme5821
    @missedme5821 2 года назад +45

    heres how i think they received it:
    4:41 the anemo vision got mixed up in the wind and it flew over to sayu while she was sleeping so she didnt notice it
    4:46 I think while arataki itto was collecting stuff (preparing for travelers birthday) he picked up the geo vision to give it as a gift -but kept it once he found out traveler had one already
    4:57 it flew on her clothes while she was bathing and wore the clothes with the vision on it (she didnt see it cause she was drying her hair at the same time) someone came up to her and asked if that was a vision on her, she checked herself and found out about it

  • @arcticflames6932
    @arcticflames6932 2 года назад +329

    Fun fact: here my way of how archons give out visions
    Venti: if he knows you, you have a free sprited personality,calm personality
    Zhongli:serious and hard working person,over achiver,good fighter
    Raiden: did someone no one else can,have a great legacy,kill strong monsters,hows strenght,like books,a very complex personaility
    Pyro archon: determined fighter,angry some of the times,have a very hyperactive personality :>
    Water archon:smart,free sprited,has a mind set on a single goal some of the time
    Cryo:sad back story,tragity,cold hearted,cold personality,sometimes they look like a depresso expersso
    Dendro:smart,cunning,a love for nature and animals,always want to do something great, a nice person
    Edit
    Ahemni woukd like to thank all the people who like this comment because this is the most likes i have ever gotten :)
    And now for the most important reason
    Mihoyo force them to :)

    • @pearlc4701
      @pearlc4701 2 года назад +1

      What about hydro?

    • @Max-E-Mum
      @Max-E-Mum 2 года назад +2

      @@pearlc4701 water is hydro and i dont really know any pyro who is angry lol

    • @hatepineapples
      @hatepineapples 2 года назад +7

      yeah, the only one i can really see fitting is diluc.
      also another fun fact: the pyro archon's name is confirmed to be murata from the prologue chapter, after venti recognises vennessa as a "child of murata".
      the description for the children of murata goes smth like:
      "The children of Murata, the Lady of Fire, are a hardy people blessed with a head of fiery red hair." and there was a part after that lol

    • @kisyperi3680
      @kisyperi3680 2 года назад +2

      @@hatepineapples There is a character in honkai impact "Murata Himeko", woman with red hair,lol. Search for her.

    • @1Hxny_Bee1
      @1Hxny_Bee1 2 года назад

      wait- would diona's dad drinking be counted as a sad tragedy or something?

  • @nick516
    @nick516 2 года назад +12

    Raiden: *gives Keqing a vision*
    Keqing: IS THIS AN INSULT

  • @cokeislyf5753
    @cokeislyf5753 2 года назад +12

    "and another archon war almost started" had my dying 😭 imagine dendro, pyro, hydro and cryo archons watching in a distance: 😳

  • @Laneslayslay6885
    @Laneslayslay6885 2 года назад +21

    I like the idea that archons give out visions so i like to think that when ei said she has no control over visions she meant the raiden shogun does and not her

  • @mksk4395
    @mksk4395 2 года назад +46

    I am so happy to be there when this masterpiece launched just an hour ago. Zhongli's mistakes never failed to make laugh xD

  • @blisserio
    @blisserio 2 года назад +9

    Venti finds all the depressed people who loose their friends 🤣

  • @underdog9475
    @underdog9475 2 года назад +9

    I picture when the character grabs their vision and the god that suits that vision appears in front of them and both of them try to find a cute place for the vision and make an outfit that matches the vision too

  • @koyomin241
    @koyomin241 2 года назад +8

    I like how only itto is happy about getting a geo vision

  • @astro7220
    @astro7220 2 года назад +13

    I think Venti thought that Kazuha’s poems were very nice and decided that they should become besties and share poems so he gave him a vision lol

  • @kaedeharakazuha740
    @kaedeharakazuha740 2 года назад +26

    I think we all can agree that all the archons are LISA SIMP 😙😅🤣

  • @Miss_Weird
    @Miss_Weird 2 года назад +10

    Basically how the archons gave visions
    Zhongli : I like I give / I want I give.
    Venti : Im intrested. Do more.
    Raiden shogun : You're brave / You're good you deserve this

  • @FlowingKaze
    @FlowingKaze 2 года назад +34

    Nobody:
    Zhongli: I WILL HAVE O-

  • @phromzrite
    @phromzrite 2 года назад +13

    It's funny how he payed attention to the voicelines of the geo characters. Noelle, Albedo, Ningguang didn't want or like geo but Gurou and Itto sorta like it.

  • @gui.cafe_
    @gui.cafe_ 2 года назад +8

    0:40 it is said in sara's lore that the electro vision saved her when she was still a child, and this is why sara is so loyal to raiden

  • @mulduls
    @mulduls 2 года назад +18

    I love how Zhongli stole Murata’s chosen, and honestly Itto is the only Geo user who doesn’t fit the normal criteria for a Geo Vision.

  • @Pastel_Donutz
    @Pastel_Donutz 2 года назад +24

    Adepti actually don't have visions, they can control the elements on their own.

  • @friendlygamers1743
    @friendlygamers1743 2 года назад +6

    Venti (Drunk AF) - Random BS go!!!

  • @Hadesedah
    @Hadesedah 2 года назад +11

    That’s the funniest thing ever , please keep making these it’s so entertaining, I wish this was canon lmao

  • @localraccoon6419
    @localraccoon6419 2 года назад +1

    The cryo archon was just like “Ya’ll are hot here take a power”

  • @calipupcorn3886
    @calipupcorn3886 2 года назад +6

    I still find it funny that Ningguang just wanted to sell the vision, but the ones above were like “haha nope be geo”

  • @justmyedits6596
    @justmyedits6596 2 года назад +31

    Jean's not the leader of Mondstadt. She's the 'acting' grand master. Varka's the actual leader of Mondstat but he's currently on an expedition, taking all the horses so that's why there's no horses in the game for Kaeya to captain despite being the Calvary captain. One of Varka's expedition members is Jean and Babara's dad as well

    • @InstantMilktea
      @InstantMilktea 2 года назад +12

      The fact that someone acc TOOK AWAY the horses from mondstadt somehow makes the case of kaeya being cavalry captain despite there being no horses even more funnier

    • @itashiro_furosu
      @itashiro_furosu Год назад

      I'm pretty sure that I heard somewhere that the people are just waiting until Jean becomes officially announced as the grandmaster because she's more fitting(?) than Varka. Not sure though but, headcanon or canon, I find this a bit funny.

    • @maalikserebryakov
      @maalikserebryakov Год назад

      @@itashiro_furosujean is r3trarded and degrades the knights of favonius by taking silly “find my cat” missions from mondstadters
      The mondstadters need to be put in their place and should stop bothering the honorary knight with inane requests as well.

    • @dameslayer
      @dameslayer Год назад

      @@maalikserebryakov yeah but they’re like the Americans of the genshin world.

    • @maalikserebryakov
      @maalikserebryakov Год назад

      @@dameslayer mondstadt is going to massacre sumerians for oil?

  • @squidlovespie1466
    @squidlovespie1466 2 года назад +4

    Pyro archon to Klee: hey guys, I have a really funny idea

  • @HanabiiYT
    @HanabiiYT 2 года назад +2

    3:09 “And Lisa is *S h o c k e d* that it actual worked.”

  • @eclipsedmoon3976
    @eclipsedmoon3976 Год назад +1

    I see venti throwing / shooting visions at people while yelling “A VISION FOR YOU, A VISION FOR YOU, ANDDD A VISION FOR YOU”

  • @Mizuki_Akiyama10
    @Mizuki_Akiyama10 2 года назад +4

    Ningguang and Keqing: I hate my vision so much im gonna throw it off the jade chamber!
    Also Ningguang and Keqing: Uses it almost anytime and anywhere

  • @edwin7788
    @edwin7788 2 года назад +38

    I feel sad for zhongli
    Barely anyone want his vision lmao

  • @TheOneThatAlwaysSaysUrMum
    @TheOneThatAlwaysSaysUrMum Год назад +6

    So basically:
    Zhongli: Lemme give a vision to my very loyal and deserving so- adeptus.
    Venti: EHE
    Zhongli: ... You know that one girl? (Gives geo vision to Noelle) *HOW BOUT, THAT*

  • @burnt.flowers
    @burnt.flowers 2 года назад +7

    here's my headcannon on how to get visions:
    anemo; have a dead friend and be affected by it heavily
    geo; have a skill similiar to that of a rock, or have an iq of a rock
    electro; be hot waifu or innocent wholesome boi
    hydro; be good natured (or broke)
    pyro; be energetic
    cryo; be mysterious and cool(pun intended)
    dendro; be non existent

  • @jasori7142
    @jasori7142 2 года назад +4

    i luv how everyone hates their geos vision and zhongli always summons the meteor

  • @ecave3435
    @ecave3435 2 года назад +4

    in my own imagination
    Jean: oh this is the dandelion knight in my own nation, give anemo vision
    Sayu: ooo i like to procrastinate to, have a vision
    Xiao, Sucrose, Kazuha: oh you have dead friend? have anemo vision

  • @ehangr
    @ehangr 2 года назад +2

    I love how Zhongli just went “I WILL HAVE ORDER”

  • @juggalozz
    @juggalozz 2 года назад +1

    I like how Itto, Keqing, and Sayu were the 'accident children'

  • @Lunux.
    @Lunux. 2 года назад +7

    Venti be like:
    Huh? Lost a friend?
    Need to get more sleep?
    Need therapy?
    Here is your vision!

    • @yumi_cloud
      @yumi_cloud 2 года назад +3

      Venti: did your friend die?
      Do you desperately need therapy?
      Are you basically depressed?
      If the answer is yes, then come up and
      get your anemo vision today!

  • @dinispedroso8151
    @dinispedroso8151 2 года назад +3

    This is exactly how I wished things played out, thanks for for making my day.

  • @wonby4241
    @wonby4241 2 года назад +1

    I always imagined it like,”ur pretty cool, have a vision!! 😃”

  • @kayruru
    @kayruru Год назад

    This is the best story i have ever saw made up.
    pls make more i find this very interesting

  • @kx1a
    @kx1a 2 года назад +3

    whoever zhongli gives visions to often never are grateful for the vision (except gorou XD)

  • @yoriichitsugikuni7923
    @yoriichitsugikuni7923 2 года назад +5

    I like your version of how people got visions but for itto I imagine this..:
    "Yo, Morax/Rex Lapis, give that guy a vision." - venti
    "What for?" - Zhongli / Morax
    "Imagine how funny it will be to see a person like him having one." - venti
    "100 mora and i will do it" - zhongli
    "bet." - venti

  • @bunniesrcute4340
    @bunniesrcute4340 2 года назад +2

    The pyro archon who decided that klee should be worth of a vision:👁👄👁

  • @Alec_or_smt
    @Alec_or_smt Год назад +1

    I cannot hear Zhongli’s “I will have order” without laughing anymore and this video is the reason for it lmao

  • @001Nameless
    @001Nameless 2 года назад +2

    Zhongli to Itto:You have an IQ of a rock, here have a vision

  • @axelf9947
    @axelf9947 10 месяцев назад +3

    Honestly i feel like the tsaritsa/cryo archon must just have a sick sense of humor,,, like take kaeya for instance, i guess mf was watching the fallout with diluc go down & was like “hey what if i just unexpectedly gave the khaenriahn a vision rn and made this into an even bigger shitshow, wouldnt that be hilarious” 😭

    • @GuitarRaccoon
      @GuitarRaccoon 9 месяцев назад +1

      😭😭 Now I really wish the Archons actually gave visions

  • @vxjessi
    @vxjessi 2 года назад +1

    I love how this turned into a fight LMAO

  • @SeaBuni
    @SeaBuni Год назад +1

    No one:
    Venti: Your friend is dead, your friend is dead, and your friend is dead. The rest of you probably have depression. Alrighty, you all get visions!

  • @eertikrux666
    @eertikrux666 2 года назад +5

    I don’t think Albedo got the vision because of his hard work or knowledge, or else it would have been Dendro. Instead, Albedo’s goal in life is to complete his “homework” given by his master. This is a form of contract, and is therefore worthy of a geo vision

  • @riyak672
    @riyak672 2 года назад +3

    drunk venti: so yOU get a vision for being dILIGENT or cAREFREE and sHit
    zhongli: you deserve it for your determination and strength.
    ei: lonely? here, have a vision. gods, she's hot...here, take it-
    dendro archon: none of you peasants are worthy enough I refuse to give you all visio- who's that guy...ukw one vision won't hurt-
    hydro archon: cute females of teyvat, you deserve a vision. you sing and wanna be a healer? here you go. oo, hot astrologist in the making. here you go.
    pyro archon: ur pretty explosive...i bet u can fight. take it and use it well.
    tsaritsa: ayo r u depressed? why? ur shitty past? lmao, hope this makes u feel better.

  • @Ghoulehh
    @Ghoulehh 2 года назад

    “Fruitful way of thinking” love that. 😩

  • @BitterAndSour
    @BitterAndSour 2 года назад +1

    Gods: I will give my power to those who I deem to be fit for it.
    Main Character: Haha elements go brrrt.

  • @imnotaperson.7015
    @imnotaperson.7015 2 года назад +3

    This is surprisingly entertaining

  • @fwoop4848
    @fwoop4848 2 года назад +4

    Don’t worry Zhongli, I’ll take your Geo visions ily. But seriously, why would you be disappointed getting a Geo vision? Being able to earthbend is cool. Plus, Visions are rare in the first place I’d be happy to have any of them. Superpower is superpower

  • @EdgerGPlay
    @EdgerGPlay 2 года назад +1

    "Ayo am the Super Powerful Morax and i will give you my Vision".
    Anyone: LMAO! Ok...

  • @joshua117ify
    @joshua117ify Год назад

    i love your take on morax trying to be a nice guy but ends up confusing or making people mad lol

  • @CloudyCoreHere
    @CloudyCoreHere 2 года назад +6

    If this was real, i wonder why the hydro archon gave a Fatui harbinger and a most likely murderer a vision…. Or was she/he drunk as well?

    • @lil_choco
      @lil_choco 2 года назад +2

      idk maybe he likes how childe cares for his family- tho who knows except the hydro archon

    • @mankusicyt
      @mankusicyt 2 года назад +3

      The hydro archon is the God of justice, in order to understand it further let's first understand the definition of justice.
      The simple definition is to do something that is right. But there is just one problem, there is no right or wrong, whether something is right or wrong is determined by ur views and perspective.
      Even if u know what is right, it is not justice if u don't step up and act. While the rest are watching as an injustice happens in front of them, u step in for the sake of justice. Bcuz stepping up when someone is in need is a RESPONSIBILITY, u want the ppl u care about the most to always be happy and u will not hesitate to carry out ur duties.
      What is a theory without proof? To see if my intuition is correct, I'll compare it to the current 5 hydro characters as well as a leaked future hydro character
      Barbara: Received her vision after taking care of a boy with fever, she later dedicated herself as the deaconess of the church to heal those that are injured.
      It is unclear when Kokomi got her vision. But judging by how she always looks out for the people of Watatsumi and her soldiers, I'd say she's doing a good job as the Divine Priestess.
      Mona's case is interesting, her vision isn't given by the gods but instead by her teacher. But we can see how she viewed astrology as a responsibility rather than a passion since if she never met her master she most probably wouldn't involve herself in astrology. Now she's so focused in it she don't even consider her own well being.
      Like Kokomi, the time Xingqiu got his vision was not stated, but there are three things in his life that shows "responsibility" that could explain why Xingqiu have a Hydro Vision.
      -Helping his brother with the Feiyun commerce guild
      -Continuing the martial arts techniques if the Guhua Clan
      -His sense of Chivalry to always help those in need
      (Leaked) Ayato's vision was given to him by an NPC in Komore TeaHouse after he defeated him in a sparring contest, if the vision was a hydro one according to leaks, then the thing that ties him to the "responsibility" requirement of hydro is how he became the head of the Kamisato clan at a young age (probably in his teens)
      Childe doesn't have a vision story, he have a delusion story instead. So we can't really tell what motives he have that grants him the hydro vision. So the two possible traits that could grant him the vision is
      -To serve the Tsaritsa
      -To protect his family

    • @CloudyCoreHere
      @CloudyCoreHere 2 года назад +2

      @@mankusicyt dude wrote an essay to explain my comment LOL respect

    • @lil_choco
      @lil_choco 2 года назад +1

      @@mankusicyt woah good job in explaining that, I didnt even knew about xinqiu's one

    • @whytho1534
      @whytho1534 2 года назад +1

      On top of that, why do archons give any harbinger a vision? isn’t the fatui’s main goal to steal their gnosis’ and destroy celestia even if archons dont give visions and Celestia does,why would they?

  • @InternationalMonke
    @InternationalMonke 2 года назад +10

    Idk if this is common knowledge or not, but the archons don't decide what element the vision holder gets, the element they get is dependant of their personality

    • @spjder_venom3959
      @spjder_venom3959 2 года назад

      The archons don't have anything to do with visions in the first place

    • @thebidge
      @thebidge Год назад +2

      @@spjder_venom3959 Actually, the Archon are the reason why someone would get one
      What I mean is that for example, Venti want that the people with Anemo vision have a sense of Freedom, but he don't give them

  • @dog3983
    @dog3983 2 года назад +2

    "Yeah I'll give this 6-10 year old a vision and sure it may be pretty dangerous too give a young child fire powers but whatever this is a good idea"
    -The pyro archon giving a vision to klee probably

  • @youshouldwatchthis
    @youshouldwatchthis Год назад

    “Just gives a vision to a dog, because it makes him happy.” Lol

  • @Velixxis
    @Velixxis 2 года назад +3

    What if Venti just yeets the visions on tbe vision holders heads instead of floating inftont of them?

  • @sxlarzamia
    @sxlarzamia 2 года назад +6

    17 mins early!!:D

  • @TT-sx4em
    @TT-sx4em Год назад +1

    Nah Venti be like: hey u lost a friend, here’s a vision

  • @budgie8397
    @budgie8397 2 года назад +1

    "and her hair already matches with the electro color"

  • @Lxdy.Andromeda
    @Lxdy.Andromeda 2 года назад +6

    Lol zhongli 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @astral_yen
    @astral_yen 2 года назад +4

    ehe~

  • @CG_Ayan
    @CG_Ayan 2 года назад +2

    I think and I used to think that very good or special people with some form of talent and passion are given a vision while they are sleeping or they are near a statue of seven praying or somethin

  • @coraW
    @coraW 2 года назад +1

    “he just gives it to a dog” LMAOOO

  • @miothinkscatsarecute1493
    @miothinkscatsarecute1493 2 года назад +4

    hehe

  • @_Kaori_Miyazono_
    @_Kaori_Miyazono_ 2 года назад +4

    Zhognli would have won if Mihoyo didn't arrive. He is the strongest Archon

  • @michigames1201
    @michigames1201 2 года назад +2

    Itto probably the only grateful one of his Geo vision😭

  • @johannesmarquesdelqueiroz4458
    @johannesmarquesdelqueiroz4458 2 года назад

    I HAVE TO WATCH THE SECOND PART AND FURTHER WITH THE OTHER ARCHONS, PLZ CONTINUE THIS

  • @yg1307
    @yg1307 2 года назад +5

    i WiLl hAVe ordEr 😂😡

  • @ascaredghostprince1139
    @ascaredghostprince1139 2 года назад

    The *”I WILL HAVE OR-“* parts are killing me sjdhhfjsjsjdjjffjs pLeAsE-

  • @parmesanchease480
    @parmesanchease480 2 года назад +2

    Zhongli: you know what? Ima give power to a dog.

  • @yanderealert
    @yanderealert Год назад

    i could see venti saying “omg i love how this person looks heres a vision” 💀💀