*IM AN ABSOLUTE COMMANDER OF MEN!! Oh, excuse me Mr. Jañitor don't let my important speech interrupt your sweeping that you should have skipped and came back to later.* -Absolute leaders of men 😂😂😂
I once yelled "I wanna be here coach!" But I was the only one so it was awkward and actually I think it made the coach more mad because I think he thought I was joking or being sarcastic 😂
I remember watching my husband play hockey back in school, and I remember wondering if that was practice was even legal. First one. But they are all the happiest athletes after a game with fights and all.
The first coach starting and the head coach walking in and interrupting to yell is chefs kiss. Like holy shit you actually got me feeling nervous for a second.
This has to be the most accurate coach talk video I have ever seen in my life, The first coach getting cut off, the janitor coming in, the little "oh sorry". the first coach butts back in with the second coach's energy xD Its perfect
That would be incredible if that was the actual janitor walking in on them doing the skit and thought “I’m minding my business” As if there was a room full of guys being yelled at 😂
Not the “who wants to be here” I remember we would all look around at eachother when coach would shout that shit 😂😂 we’re looking at eachother like “you wanna be here right? Or is it you”
Bruh I never played hockey 😂 but this is every wrestling coach every karate teacher every football track basketball these videos are literally every coach ever
This brought me Back to my highschool football days. Except there was a bit more screaming but this spot on when we would lose. Even when we won coach always thought we could be better rather we wone by 3, a touchdown or by 50.
Furthest we ever made was sectionals round 3 while going undefeated in the regular season, our season ended when our star running back who ran for 2k yards and 22tds tore his acl,mcl, and his meniscus. We... didn't score another point and let up 21 un answered to lose 21-12
The janitor’s role with the subtle, “sorry” from the heated coach is insanely accurate 😅
Exactly what I was thinking
The look back into the group as he is leaving sent me 😂
Fr 😂
Yelling around standing on garbage 😂😂😂
The courteous step out of the way like he has respect for the janitor but not the team anymore 😂
It’s the head coach cutting off the assistant every loss 💀🤣
the "everyone stop what ur doin" is so tru
It’s so damn true. Literally a perfect demonstration of how these locker rooms went.
*IM AN ABSOLUTE COMMANDER OF MEN!! Oh, excuse me Mr. Jañitor don't let my important speech interrupt your sweeping that you should have skipped and came back to later.*
-Absolute leaders of men 😂😂😂
Fr
Every single little detail is 100% spot on accurate.
I can’t even lie its so accurate it’s insane
@@SleepyCardinal-yx2lkya these shorts just stir up memories
It's the gum for me lol
Just unreal accuracy with this one
Absolute ptsd
“Who wants to be here” a coach classic right there
*sniffle* *light cough*
@@Yambag😂😂😂
I once yelled "I wanna be here coach!" But I was the only one so it was awkward and actually I think it made the coach more mad because I think he thought I was joking or being sarcastic 😂
@@johnnyslokes2712set yourself up for that one, coach probably said “THEN FKN PLAY LIKE IT!!!” Lmao
F_ck
“We’re committed, are you?” Heard that one a million times lol this is gold boys
From your extensive experience in AAA hockey😂
The hand gestures, so on point 😭💀
@@KCJbomberFTWI mean I played AAA, heard it a ton lol. This gave me PTSD flashbacks bro
No one’s committed. Everyone is trying to do their best to ultimately get out of their. Only nhl players are committed.
I remember watching my husband play hockey back in school, and I remember wondering if that was practice was even legal. First one. But they are all the happiest athletes after a game with fights and all.
“Everyone stop what you’re doing!”
That brought me back ..
Fuck did it ever. Than the one fucker starts undoing his sock tape slowly lolololololol
That’s an “oh fuck” moment right there 😂
PTSD brother
@@CockTortureJutsuliterally EVERY time
I've been in that EXACT spot, jersey off, half ripped off sock tape lookin at the ground
The assistant coach standing behind the head coach and just chewing hard with the eyebrows and nodding is so accurate.
The hands in the jacket pocket too. All he’s missing is the aviator glasses for me (baseball guy here)
The shoes for the head coach as well. Beauty
the echoes always give me ptsd😭
Yeah I feel ya man 🤣
me too and hockey wasnt even my sport
soft as a grape! do you even want to be here????
lmfao
I think every kid who played a team sport growing up got the "Who wants to be here?" speech at some point 😂
sure did 😭
And sometimes you just sorta didn’t 😅
Yup, and I literally never did haha
Yea but I played house league, like come on coach in 3 years we’re all gunna be crushing beers before the game
This type of speech makes everyone want to leave
One key thing you missed: “FIGURE IT OUT”
Omg I say that to my kid all the time, is that where I got it?? From a Coach?? 😂
:etterkenny ref?
the janitor with the quick “sorry” and the coaches stepping back for him respectfully is so damn accurate it hurts😂
the janitor is killing me bruhhh
We prefer the term rink rat thank you 😂
@sirbobbya 😂😂
Our rink rat crushes beers with the boys after games 🫡
@@kylermurray3543 is that before he floods the ice or after?
@@sirbobbya during probably
It’s actually incredible how universal of an experience this is across most sports.
Fr I played hs baseball for only a couple years (cuz covid) and got this speech like 5 times lmao
@@mitch5944 Fr man
The chewing of the gum always gets me 😂😂 it’s so accurate…
Its because they are still in the arena and cant smoke their anger away yet LOL
These are scary accurate 😂💀
The assistant coach matching coaches energy after being more compassionate is right on the nose.
Y’all got the best hockey shorts I swear it’s so accurate
They nailed this, the general tone and dialogue is 100% perfect after a blow out loss across every team sport I’ve ever played.
Oh my god… the “who wants to be here” is literally something I’ve heard 3 million times and I didn’t even realize it.
😂😂😂 dude I rolled on that who wants to be here! Bro we heard that in the locker room for sure 🤣🤣🤣
Fr highest level sport I ever played was high school baseball and got this speech at least 5 times lmao
The meek assistant coach is so perfect it's hilarious literally brings me back
That "sorry" is fucking killing me
The first coach starting and the head coach walking in and interrupting to yell is chefs kiss. Like holy shit you actually got me feeling nervous for a second.
I can not count how many times my coach has said “Who wants to be here” 😂😂😂
I never played hockey before hockey before but you guys make me feel like i have
The “sorry” while getting excited is giving Ontario in every way lmaooo.
This is so accurate lmao. The way the coach stepped back and the sorry was perfect 😂.
The gum smacking, the quiet sorry, the cutting off the assistant the who wants to be here, the look in the mirror part, all so spot on!! Lol
Instantly started laughing as soon as he came thru the door.... 😂😂😂 "everyone stop what your doing!"
Nah the assistant coach starting with the nervous, disappointed, quite energy was SO spot on😂
“I mean why are we here guys? What are we doing?” is one I’ve particularly enjoyed in my experience
I kept waiting for the trash can kick. "It's fucking embarassing!"
Even the coach respects the janitor
That “who wants to be here?!” Gave me PTSD
The way that they acknowledge the janitor in the middle of the speech is an insane level of realism
This shit needs an Oscar bro
This has to be the most accurate coach talk video I have ever seen in my life, The first coach getting cut off, the janitor coming in, the little "oh sorry". the first coach butts back in with the second coach's energy xD
Its perfect
Why is the janitor so funny 😂 ☠️
This shit is gold
The janitor coming in is so perfect haha
It’s the Gum chewing for Me!😂😂😂😂
God the chewing and "who wants to be here". Everything is so accurate 😅
I genuinely didn’t realize there is no team behind that camera 😭 these guys are too good
Why is the janitor part so real tho💀
Perfectly spot on. “Who wants to be here” was a classic.
Even the beat up ductwork is spot on!😂
The pauses in between and you just hear the chewing. It's all coming back XD
I love this so much! Maybe my favorite short of all time!
As someone who played youth hockey his entire childhood and through high school, this is just too accurate.
The deafening pause between every sentence is perfect
Man I sure do feel disappointed in myself now! Very well made! 🤣
Why was this beyond accurate from the cuting off the assistant coach to the sorry to the janitor and not only that bro the gum killed me 😂😂
The slight echo in the room always made these speeches hit extra hard
The janitor was like who are you talking too
The gum chewing gets my every time lmao
This just unrepressed some memories 😂
The best line I've heard from a coach that's always stuck with Me was, "If you're not going to play to win, why are you playing at all"
I love these vids, BRING THEM BACK!!!
Bro this is the most accurate shit ever. It’s actually wild how perfectly you nailed it.
The aggressive chewing is too on point 😂
When the janitor walked in my PTSD kicked in…..😂
So spot on. This speech has been given many times in real life for sure 😅
Oh god this is too damn accurate, I’m having flashbacks.
Bros had more jobs than Johnny sins
The subtle interruption by the head coach 😂😂
I've never played a sport in my life and even I can recognize how incredibly accurate this is
I didn’t play hockey but baseball and I had to hear this a time or two. Wasn’t a fun day.
The chewing in silence after the fact just letting the words simmer. My ankles hurt like I just got through heavy shifts all night watching this.
the assistant couch being light before the head couch coming in is so accurate lolol
Transcends the type of sport lol
That guy sweeping up trash is pure Office vibes (especially the BBC version).
This is so freaking spot on
Everyone of these videos to the little details has happened to me. Priceless
The chewing is the key
The little walk out of the way of the janitor to let him do his job is hilarious
This is great. 100% spot on
The only thing missing is the coach yelling at the kid who tries to take an elbow pad off halfway through the speech
That would be incredible if that was the actual janitor walking in on them doing the skit and thought “I’m minding my business”
As if there was a room full of guys being yelled at 😂
I love these guys bits they should have way more views Halirious
I've never been in a team locker room, but I just know this is 100% accurate. Simply fantastic
The assistant coach changing his atttitude to match the head coach😂😂
This gave me chills from flashbacks
The janitor casually coming in so accurate
Not the “who wants to be here” I remember we would all look around at eachother when coach would shout that shit 😂😂 we’re looking at eachother like “you wanna be here right? Or is it you”
This brings back way too many memories from juniors
Bruh I never played hockey 😂 but this is every wrestling coach every karate teacher every football track basketball these videos are literally every coach ever
The random pauses are perfect😂😂😂
Never played sports passed high school but damn that shit was so real.
This is so spot on in every way. The same thing happens with basketball AAU coaches
The janitor was an unpaid actor😂😂
This brought me Back to my highschool football days. Except there was a bit more screaming but this spot on when we would lose. Even when we won coach always thought we could be better rather we wone by 3, a touchdown or by 50.
Furthest we ever made was sectionals round 3 while going undefeated in the regular season, our season ended when our star running back who ran for 2k yards and 22tds tore his acl,mcl, and his meniscus. We... didn't score another point and let up 21 un answered to lose 21-12
This type of youth coaching is universal! Heard this a thousand times in the local barn in Sweden.
The look a round the room scoff an head shake😂😂too accurate
That little “sorry” to the janitor 😅😂
No shit, it was exactly the same, when I played hockey here in Switzerland, so many "good" memories 😂
Dude I felt this speech in my bones Beacase I know how accurate it is😂😂😂football couches do this too and I can’t stop laughing at the accuracy😂😂😂😂
God damn!....that speach made me put my head down. Lol
Gave me mad flashbacks!😂
Dude busting in and interrupting your assistant coach is the funniest shit ever
I’ve heard this speech 10x times growing up playing puck 😂
I’ve never played hockey before but these skits make me wish I did😂
*camera pans around and it’s a bunch of 4 year old*
😆yes!