Totally "Not" My "Wife" (r/SuspiciouslySpecific)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @air3z61
    @air3z61 4 года назад +954

    You here a distant but echoed “I like ya cut g” as a giant hand comes flying at you.

  • @deserthare1
    @deserthare1 4 года назад +2936

    So it just dawned on me. Oz is the metaphorical love child of The Click and One Topic. He is the perfect balance of wholesome and cursed.

    • @kittyplayz1480
      @kittyplayz1480 4 года назад +236

      THIS IS THE STRANGEST THING I'VE EVER READ

    • @cherry-pop-09
      @cherry-pop-09 4 года назад +219

      Wh-why is this arcuate?

    • @thealmightyloaf2771
      @thealmightyloaf2771 4 года назад +152

      r/brandnewsentence

    • @alex-xu7xw
      @alex-xu7xw 4 года назад +135

      ..oh this is...dangerously accurate

    • @nutella7162
      @nutella7162 4 года назад +237

      Just...why did I imagine Click and One Topic as this 1950s middle class family about to have lunch and Oz as a grumpy baby throwing mashed peas all over the kitchen. *Click in a frilly pink apron never looked more disturbing*

  • @jaden243
    @jaden243 4 года назад +852

    After the switching babies post I got a add for a nanny cam. I don’t think I’ve ever had a better place ad.

    • @marxylpndm
      @marxylpndm 4 года назад +30

      I once got an ad for a dental company in the middle of listening to a song about a corrupt and evil dentist.

    • @Pokemaster-wg9gx
      @Pokemaster-wg9gx 4 года назад +4

      Reminder that nanny cams don’t record hospitals

    •  4 года назад +1

      alexpndm is this from Sr. Wooly from Spanish class or-

    • @marxylpndm
      @marxylpndm 4 года назад +1

      •ΑmberPhøenix• idk what that is so no I guess

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 3 года назад

      I’ve seen Raid ads on videos dissing Raid: Garbage Legends

  • @FunLobsterFacts
    @FunLobsterFacts 4 года назад +488

    Imagine you're about to be murdered and then, a giant hand just stronk boop the killer, destroying it and saving you

    • @intelligencecube6752
      @intelligencecube6752 3 года назад +37

      Wow, saved my life AND gives me a meat gogurt? Awesome!

    • @liseegeskov8769
      @liseegeskov8769 3 года назад +22

      @@intelligencecube6752 save some for me! Lets start a gogurt club!

    • @intelligencecube6752
      @intelligencecube6752 3 года назад +17

      @@liseegeskov8769making a Gogurt club sounds like fun, when do we have the first meeting?

    • @gunsandroses896
      @gunsandroses896 3 года назад +5

      Damnit. Now I need to kill myself the old fashioned way.
      *Prepares Crescent Rose to seppuku myself*

    • @ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain
      @ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain 2 года назад +9

      The next day, you get the stronk boop. The meat gogurt club has fresh gogurt.

  • @SymulatedGamer
    @SymulatedGamer 3 года назад +83

    “Short people will not go to heaven,”
    Danny Devito: so anyway I started blasting

  • @The_Moons_Heart
    @The_Moons_Heart 4 года назад +1468

    The wall is safe my children, just crawl in, nothing will harm you, nothing will go wrong. Do it, it's very safe
    11:53

    • @hamclamcamp
      @hamclamcamp 4 года назад +3

      Damn it

    • @MissRusababy
      @MissRusababy 4 года назад +1

      H

    • @felidae2855
      @felidae2855 4 года назад +4

      Hmmm

    • @Fall_Cake
      @Fall_Cake 4 года назад +21

      The video is 17 seconds old. How is this comment an hour old

    • @cadet7990
      @cadet7990 4 года назад +9

      Yo how you make a comment an hour before the video goes up

  • @frimi8593
    @frimi8593 4 года назад +80

    Ya know, “the hand” is basically just SCP-4162 which happens to be one of my personal favorite underrated scp’s

  • @theanarchistocelot1620
    @theanarchistocelot1620 4 года назад +1451

    Roses are red
    I’m silent as a mouse
    Your door is unlocked
    I’m inside your house

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz 4 года назад +72

    1:00
    It would be way creepier if instead somebody asked “how fast can it fly?” And they replied “faster than you, apparently”

  • @ok-hy6yk
    @ok-hy6yk 4 года назад +160

    "People with tattos will not go to heaven"
    "Looks like my mom and dad aint going to heaven-"

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 года назад +5

      Looks like future me ain't going to heaven either-

    • @ok-hy6yk
      @ok-hy6yk 4 года назад +2

      LordBaneThePlayer xD

    • @shadowwriter329
      @shadowwriter329 4 года назад +2

      Grandma: I wish to see you settle before I rise to heaven and live with the angles.
      You: and with mom and dad.
      Grandma: ....no they are not there.

    • @CharizardMaster69
      @CharizardMaster69 4 года назад +2

      my Jehovah Witness grandpa will not

    • @turtletoes5277
      @turtletoes5277 4 года назад +2

      I was planning to get a cross tattoo on my right shoulder. Lol

  • @ARockyRock
    @ARockyRock 4 года назад +196

    0:49
    Actually, the squirrel would just have to reenter the earth's atmosphere. No real terminal velocity in space and the atmosphere is thick enough that the squirrel would be vaporized in seconds. This means it would only have to fall for a mile or so to achieve terminal velocity, so falling from about 63-64 miles above the earth's surface to the Kármán line at about 62 miles would kill them.
    It could also fall from about 43,000 feet and potentially die from lack of oxygen, but the problem is that the squirrel might not die from that and instead regain consciousness before hitting the ground and survive the fall.

    • @tsmommy54
      @tsmommy54 4 года назад +3

      *W H A T*

    • @paramoirai3501
      @paramoirai3501 4 года назад +1

      Sure

    • @ivy8562
      @ivy8562 4 года назад +9

      Is being vaporized painful because that sounds good rn

    • @ARockyRock
      @ARockyRock 4 года назад +3

      @@ivy8562 depends on how quick it happens, but probably if its slow

    • @ARockyRock
      @ARockyRock 4 года назад +3

      @@tsmommy54 I did a google search and found science.

  • @melochy5072
    @melochy5072 4 года назад +770

    "Short people will not go to heaven"
    Well f*ck, guess I'm doomed to hell afterall.

    • @sonyamartinez1573
      @sonyamartinez1573 4 года назад +20

      as a 4'11 person, i completely agree with you

    • @bubblebunbuns7361
      @bubblebunbuns7361 4 года назад +17

      That just means that hell will taken over us and will overthrow satan and march to the gates of heaven where god will cover before us and offer to us taller but we will refuse and instead start stacking up to assert utmost dominance over all.

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 4 года назад +3

      5 foot 6 and a half.
      Phew...?

    • @dattroll2019
      @dattroll2019 4 года назад +5

      honestly, anyone who watches oz's videos and enjoys them is going to hell

    • @yasminedietz4334
      @yasminedietz4334 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, what was that about? I gasped when he read it.

  • @kuramazov
    @kuramazov 4 года назад +732

    This video is *"oz-ly specific"*
    Okay, I’ll go back to the closet

    • @coelacanthtrench7
      @coelacanthtrench7 4 года назад +23

      Noo, stay with us!
      that was genius

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka 4 года назад +22

      please come back I'm lonely in your closet :(

    • @CheeseyBreezey
      @CheeseyBreezey 4 года назад +18

      No, for that pun you can eat at the table like family. You have earned it.

    • @just_dead_inside2461
      @just_dead_inside2461 4 года назад +16

      No wait the bodies in your closet miss you

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 4 года назад +6

      What? Did my genius closet leak again?
      *smiles like it's the end of a comedy sketch*

  • @percymcplop
    @percymcplop 4 года назад +32

    "They're too close to hell" had me on the floor, god damn

  • @hunterfox6176
    @hunterfox6176 4 года назад +140

    "People with tattoos can't get into heaven"
    Well, my Catholic roommate with a cross tattooed on his shoulder is in for a rude surprise.
    As is my older brother with a tattoo of Michael the archangel slaying the serpent on his forearm.
    As is any other person with a religious tattoo.
    Bad news, guys.

    • @tafazzi-on-discord
      @tafazzi-on-discord 4 года назад +3

      tattoos aren't considered sinful in the catholic dogma by themselves, but they can be a sign of pride (which is a sin). Has your brother ever asked a priest about his tattoo?

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 3 года назад +9

      According to the Baptists, he's not going to heaven on account of being Catholic.

  • @CalebTibster
    @CalebTibster 4 года назад +498

    If anyone wants to find the “curd nerds guy”, his name is Gavin Webber. Look him up if you have the time.

    • @swagmuffin1612
      @swagmuffin1612 4 года назад +3

      Haha I was hoping I wasn't the only one who new the channel it was talking about.

    • @Beregorn88
      @Beregorn88 4 года назад +4

      Don't do it if you have even only a vague understanding about what "parmesan" is supposed to be: resisting the urge of telling him to screw himself was really hard, let me tell you.

    • @CalebTibster
      @CalebTibster 4 года назад +15

      Beregorn88 Wow, it’s almost like people who do things as a hobby make mistakes sometimes. You are getting worked up over a guy on the internet mislabeling a foodstuff. Log off for a few minutes, calm down, and stop being so toxic. It’s frickin’ cheese, dude.

    • @Beregorn88
      @Beregorn88 4 года назад +8

      @@CalebTibster if you publish a tutorial video on doing something, you should AT LEAST get the basics straight...

    • @CalebTibster
      @CalebTibster 4 года назад +11

      Beregorn88 Fair point, but you’re still overreacting.

  • @DejvidDutilp
    @DejvidDutilp 4 года назад +210

    YAY someone called me a Degenerate *AGAIN TODAY*

    • @mercenarychef9465
      @mercenarychef9465 4 года назад +15

      It's my favorite greeting, now. "Lovely Degenerates" can be said with such affection.

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 4 года назад +5

      What was the context for the previous time?

    • @bloupy-s-n-a-c
      @bloupy-s-n-a-c 4 года назад +7

      again?

    • @DejvidDutilp
      @DejvidDutilp 4 года назад +5

      @@festethephule7553 I didn't defuse the bomb on time

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 4 года назад +4

      @@DejvidDutilp
      Oh well crap. That's awkward.

  • @tortis6342
    @tortis6342 4 года назад +105

    Can we appreciate oz man for taking the time to animate a hand zooming at and crushing us to death?

  • @thisworldsans
    @thisworldsans 11 месяцев назад +2

    0:00 I absolutely love the way you read this post. It just cracks me up. Sometimes it'll just pop into my head and pull it back up to watch it.
    This is one of those times.

  • @muffinman2143
    @muffinman2143 3 года назад +66

    "People who drink alcohol will not go to heaven"
    "Short people will not go to heaven"
    Jesus was 5'2" and turned water into wine. Did he not go to heaven?

    • @BlueBerry20071
      @BlueBerry20071 Год назад +2

      I mean, he DID absorb all of humanity's sin, so i think it's reasonable to say he didn't.

  • @MattTheCommenter
    @MattTheCommenter 4 года назад +362

    if you want to post something on r/suspiciouslyspecific, just take a screenshot of any app's TOS.

    • @alphastark20
      @alphastark20 4 года назад +29

      True I screenshat ToC of Bluelight Filter. They can have ALL of your data
      SCREENSHAT, THATS RIGHT

    • @CheeseyBreezey
      @CheeseyBreezey 4 года назад +22

      @AlexDoesStuff good thing I use Android.

    • @spidertransrightsarehumanr5433
      @spidertransrightsarehumanr5433 4 года назад +3

      @AlexDoesStuff hmm...

    • @huhwerami4417
      @huhwerami4417 4 года назад +3

      @AlexDoesStuff
      That's... Oddly... Specific

    • @thatoneotheridiot3361
      @thatoneotheridiot3361 4 года назад +7

      @@CheeseyBreezey Maybe you can help me develop the Android nuke?

  • @Le_Fuqwit2111
    @Le_Fuqwit2111 4 года назад +310

    13:05
    "Short people will not go to heaven."
    Me: "..." **googles how to unleash an evil curse upon one who has insulted your kind so that I may have my revenge**

    • @kindamidlol6734
      @kindamidlol6734 4 года назад +15

      ..... *I'm sorry, what?*

    • @ItsHimBro
      @ItsHimBro 4 года назад +6

      That's exactly why you're doomed to eternal damnation.

    • @Meow-qr6br
      @Meow-qr6br 4 года назад +12

      *Is this a short people joke I’m too tall to understand?*

    • @saddestcatboy
      @saddestcatboy 4 года назад +3

      Y e s

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 года назад +10

      @@Meow-qr6br We tall people can't hear the short people jokes from all the way up here

  • @riddyrid
    @riddyrid 4 года назад +54

    0:53 that’s just master hand from smash bro’s that why Mario is always happy he’s hiding his ptsd so the hand doesn’t come for him next

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 4 года назад +2

      *angry in Okuyasu Nijimura*

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 4 года назад +21

    2:43 wait, I didn’t know gaud changed his profile pic. It was so iconic

  • @corbincoleman2314
    @corbincoleman2314 4 года назад +63

    10:16 as an official member of gen z™: yeah, it goes somthing like that

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 4 года назад +73

    Me: (reading library's advert) Ooh, I'm too tall. Hmm. Definitely not limber. I am trusting, though. _I HAVE read The Cask of Amontillado._ (yeets self under bed and calls authorities)

  • @asianz5960
    @asianz5960 4 года назад +872

    Like is “The Hand” a really ancient JoJo reference.

    • @judythompson479
      @judythompson479 4 года назад +62

      Or super smash bros, tbh
      Yare yare dawa..

    • @PiracyandDumbbells
      @PiracyandDumbbells 4 года назад +35

      It'll scrape you from existence.

    • @judythompson479
      @judythompson479 4 года назад +32

      @@PiracyandDumbbells even okuyasu doesnt even knoe where it ends up at

    • @PiracyandDumbbells
      @PiracyandDumbbells 4 года назад +19

      @@judythompson479 ouch. Imagine using a weapon your don't even fully understand.

    • @reeser.8429
      @reeser.8429 4 года назад +25

      @@PiracyandDumbbells To be fair, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

  • @gavincarter167
    @gavincarter167 4 года назад +215

    It’s a good day when Oz uploads

  • @l12m_d
    @l12m_d 3 года назад +7

    11:04
    He really came to the party

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 4 года назад +3

    My take on the "Giant Floating Murder Hand" question is that we'd eventually find some way of killing it, we as a species are vindictive so we'd eventually get it in our heads "Hey, this hand thing is a bastard, let's get rid of it so nobody has to die for no reason"

  • @xtwospoonsx
    @xtwospoonsx 4 года назад +82

    Honestly, I think The Hand would be a nice change of pace.

    • @DigitalJedi
      @DigitalJedi 4 года назад +2

      It would really liven up quarantine.

    • @xtwospoonsx
      @xtwospoonsx 4 года назад +4

      @@DigitalJedi You know what else would liven up the quarantine? Dragons.

    • @DigitalJedi
      @DigitalJedi 4 года назад +4

      @@xtwospoonsxI would totally watch "The Hand vs Dragons". From a, safe distance.

    • @xtwospoonsx
      @xtwospoonsx 4 года назад

      @@shubtakkorathinasapostle1159 I just want to see Alduin fly around eating people and destroying buildings.

    • @sebastianrodriguez8992
      @sebastianrodriguez8992 4 года назад

      If you dont want to die wear a thumbtack hat and you'll be fine

  • @cmotdibbler4454
    @cmotdibbler4454 4 года назад +119

    Oz: you know what to do you've been on this platform long enough...
    Me: gets the latex plague doctor mask and lube and books tickets to Idaho

  • @ananascowboy
    @ananascowboy 4 года назад +81

    I got an Aussie ad when he was talking about the kangaroo if that isn’t perfect ad placement I don’t know what is

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 4 года назад +2

      I wish my RUclips ad algorithm was as reliable as yours. I haven't watched a single video about cancer or predatory scam tactics in years, yet I exclusively get ads for Raid Shadow Legends.

  • @KrackedtheFup
    @KrackedtheFup 4 года назад +12

    Seriously, what is it with old people confessing crimes while asking "would you like more tea dear?" Had it happen twice now!

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Год назад +5

    7:31
    So.... I think he went to the wrong guy.
    That's the prince of Sloth.
    You can tell because he was mad about laziness.
    That said, Satan might also just be a title.

  • @HoneydewBeach
    @HoneydewBeach 4 года назад +161

    1:00 it’s called ZA HANDO

    • @caepez8812
      @caepez8812 4 года назад +14

      I was looking for this comment.

    • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
      @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 4 года назад +30

      *OI JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO TO FLY AROUND THE WORLD AND CRUSH RANDOM PEOPLE, ISN'T THAT W A C K Y*

    • @blaytboi1140
      @blaytboi1140 4 года назад +14

      is this a casual reference to the manga known as jojo's bizarre adventure created by Hirohiko Araki and made 7 said part of said manga and during the 4 part a character known as Okuyasu Nijimura with a stand/ spirit ghost called the hand named after 1964 rock band "the band".
      this took me way too long

    • @officerscar
      @officerscar 4 года назад +6

      I knew someone was bound to comment this 😂

    • @ScoutConvoy
      @ScoutConvoy 4 года назад +4

      OI JOSUKE

  • @merchantziro4285
    @merchantziro4285 4 года назад +43

    Not even 15 seconds in and I'm already certain I'm about to die laughing.

  • @sadtoad250
    @sadtoad250 4 года назад +47

    “You died” tell me something I didn’t know

  • @Taylor-zm6zg
    @Taylor-zm6zg 4 года назад +10

    12:27
    Is Oz Media from Idaho? If so that's funny because so am I.

  • @TroubledOnePaydirt
    @TroubledOnePaydirt 4 года назад +7

    That Goodfellas reference was on point.... WHY DID U DO THAT KAREN? OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!! 😂

  • @ankylopea
    @ankylopea 4 года назад +30

    Haha it’s not like I’ve got 14 bodies in my couch

    • @BlueDoubleSharp
      @BlueDoubleSharp 4 года назад +2

      OMFG WTF TWINSEES!

    • @gardeniac.3782
      @gardeniac.3782 4 года назад

      You both worry me

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 4 года назад

      @@gardeniac.3782 they don't have 14 bodies in their couch, trust me, I've tried, I can only fit 1 1/2 without it spilling out.

    • @lilnutt5580
      @lilnutt5580 4 года назад

      Thank god they're so small

  • @birdofilbert1772
    @birdofilbert1772 4 года назад +19

    0:01
    PIZZA PASTA
    PUT IT IN A BOX
    DE-LIV-ER IT
    TO MY HOUSE AND PUT IT ON MY...
    Sorry, got a bit ahead of my self, thank you for another great video, Oz

  • @ImmortalGoblin.01
    @ImmortalGoblin.01 4 года назад +38

    Yes my favorite post ever was right at the beginning

  • @なかった事に無言フォロー
    @なかった事に無言フォロー 4 года назад +4

    10:02 3 raccoons in a trench coat sounds like big win rather then a loss

  • @violetsoul9113
    @violetsoul9113 4 года назад +4

    12:23 I think I also recognize where that is. It's either near the Washington-Idaho border(kind of parallel to Spokane), or that is how all roads look in Idaho and I haven't been outside Washington enough.

    • @brandonclements7875
      @brandonclements7875 4 года назад +1

      This is near Boise, idaho. Most roads/highways don't look like his here, but I wouldn't doubt there is a strip of highway that looks like it up there.

  • @shinymainespoon
    @shinymainespoon 4 года назад +14

    6:09 Switching your roommate's devices from dark mode to light, and again every time they change it back. Watch their sanity crumble all because they ate the special cake you bought yourself without asking you.
    Right? Can we all agree?

  • @ishipitlikefedex2610
    @ishipitlikefedex2610 4 года назад +8

    7:58 "We have a confession to make. You see, we made those songs up on the spot."
    "We also killed a man together 6 years ago in Nebraska."
    "We wanted to feel like god!"

  • @maddieh.2846
    @maddieh.2846 4 года назад +29

    For the first one, I'm italian and I can confirm that is ALWAYS like that 😂

  • @thricestride
    @thricestride 3 года назад +7

    Just realised that the meme from 4:00 is just a scene from Goodfellas

  • @Theo_Deo_
    @Theo_Deo_ 4 года назад +44

    Aye I’m 6’2” with a long arm span... just hear me out... I might be able to box the kangaroo

    • @Slidez4
      @Slidez4 3 года назад +2

      As a 6’4 man with arm longer than California we stand no chance

    • @lihzzahrdspeed6631
      @lihzzahrdspeed6631 3 года назад +5

      Gonna need to find a box big enough

    • @staticanimations3678
      @staticanimations3678 3 года назад +1

      Bro that thing will kick your ass probably literally because they use their legs as their main weapon

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 3 года назад +2

      @@staticanimations3678 then just do what Joaquin Buckley did last year

    • @rhiannadent9559
      @rhiannadent9559 3 года назад +2

      They will grab you with their forelimbs and forcibly kick your stomach and legs with claws. Run. You need a rifle.

  • @lazypunkarts8115
    @lazypunkarts8115 4 года назад +13

    The goddam intro was how Italy could have won

  • @jacobburt1523
    @jacobburt1523 4 года назад +6

    7:01 for the record he didn’t say that Satan looked like Jabba the Hutt he said Satan looked like a woman and that SHE turned HIM into the barfing hutt as punishment for his sloth.

  • @BlueDoubleSharp
    @BlueDoubleSharp 4 года назад +13

    10:17 I did not come here to be so personally called out

  • @jurassicsmackdown6359
    @jurassicsmackdown6359 6 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact: there's only one case of a gorilla killing someone. And it involved removal of the mans head.
    A freakin wild silverback ripped a mans head off and just... Left him there.
    The scenario about the gorilla making your hands high five in the body cavity was disgustingly unecessary but points for creativity. Feels like a Mortal Kombat guest kharacter Fatality

  • @MersuneLiku
    @MersuneLiku 2 месяца назад +1

    8:29 My exs cop dad did this while he drove us to the mall. he was trying to get around a funeral procession that was merging onto the highway, and i swear i got whiplash

  • @thomasjk3849
    @thomasjk3849 4 года назад +8

    Me, seeing my childhood self again: "HEY BUDDY! I REMEMBER YOU!"

  • @spicycurry8803
    @spicycurry8803 4 года назад +16

    Oz’s laugh is so precious 🥺

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 4 года назад +44

    How many eggs is normal to ask for at a restaurant?
    Asking for a friend

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka 4 года назад +2

      at most 3

    • @just_dead_inside2461
      @just_dead_inside2461 4 года назад

      Hmmmmm...

    • @caspercascade4623
      @caspercascade4623 4 года назад +3

      @@snailuka 4 sounds better though 'cause it's an even number and at that point you MIGHT AS WELL go for 5, but then eh what the hell, round it up to a neat half-dozen. Don't order 7 though, that is cursed.

    • @TheWeasel813
      @TheWeasel813 4 года назад +2

      Casper Cascade don’t get 4
      A crazy guy with a purple gun that can redirect bullets will attack you

    • @LucretiaPearl
      @LucretiaPearl 4 года назад +2

      You aren't 4 raccoons in a trenchcoat, are you?

  • @ratboi8960
    @ratboi8960 4 года назад +50

    1:15 - "YOU DIED"
    Me: "No, sadly... Not yet"

  • @cloudydazeeee
    @cloudydazeeee 4 года назад +7

    Just drawing and listening to this, the second I heard “Thrash Metal” I almost fell off my chair

  • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
    @captincrisspantssayshi3221 4 года назад +4

    0:16 ya know what, fricker?!,
    i really needed that tbh thank you 🥰

  • @inexhahalele1341
    @inexhahalele1341 4 года назад +6

    “So minioz gets his special”
    **his?**
    Sweet

  • @Zulfburht
    @Zulfburht 4 года назад +4

    12:14, the best part is they can do it in their masks to hide their identity.

  • @atherflame7626
    @atherflame7626 3 года назад +1

    I’m in a group chat called ✨Pogchat✨ and the first few seconds of this video perfectly sums up the chaos we get into, and I am a combination of the guy for the marinara sauce and the bank teller as I have to be the mom of the group yet I still get myself into those shenanigans somehow

  • @alicearial6055
    @alicearial6055 Год назад +6

    There are... other idahoans?

  • @bobthebobman7457
    @bobthebobman7457 4 года назад +8

    Where’s my “welcome back you lovely degener-“
    Oz: “your about 5 seconds to early”

  • @stardrift4461
    @stardrift4461 4 года назад +70

    The Hand is just a Jojo's reference smh

    • @another_loser6976
      @another_loser6976 4 года назад +4

      Omg yes I’m not insane

    • @nickparkyn3561
      @nickparkyn3561 4 года назад +1

      ZA HANDO

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад

      Like, The Hand is an actual thing in the manga/anime or just a similar thing?

    • @uljk5699
      @uljk5699 4 года назад +1

      Since many of Part 4 Stands are based off of horror stories and urban legends, The Hand might also have another origin story.

    • @nickparkyn3561
      @nickparkyn3561 4 года назад

      jerzey deville wait what!? Horror stories!?

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 4 года назад +25

    Me, someone who is closer to 5'0" than 5'5": Well, I mean, I'll probably not go to heaven, but I heard Satan is low-key kinda lame.

  • @spcxplrr
    @spcxplrr 3 года назад +1

    actually, the squirrel would probably be able to be dropped further down due to the fact that things burn up upon reentry, and last time i checked squirrels dont have heat shields.

  • @flamethrowerx1923
    @flamethrowerx1923 3 года назад +2

    At 0:48 my charger did the little connection buzz right when you clapped and I was like “IS THIS A FEATURE?!”

  • @kurumauzamaki2731
    @kurumauzamaki2731 Год назад +3

    10:45
    The worst place I’ve been caught was at work…
    Yea I’m not longer allowed to teach kids anymore

  • @ChiTea0934
    @ChiTea0934 4 года назад +32

    "Short people will not go to heaven" so wait if a baby dies will it go to hell? I don't know why but I'm honestly curious about the question my brain just made

    • @suneenough
      @suneenough 4 года назад +3

      According to the concept of original sin,
      uh,
      yes.

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 4 года назад +1

      Only if the baby is short for their age...?

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 года назад

      They go to limbo, which is in fact, in hell. Fun fact.

  • @rotomwithagun1678
    @rotomwithagun1678 4 года назад +6

    11:17 Kirby's calling the foundation

  • @Lastofthesigilites
    @Lastofthesigilites 3 года назад +2

    That squirrel thing hits cause its currently 2:25 and I am so tired.

  • @richardperez6312
    @richardperez6312 4 года назад +1

    I really love the beginning post. U just put so much emotion into the role of the bank teller

  • @someadamguy386
    @someadamguy386 4 года назад +3

    9:47 right after he said it an ad that starts with stone being broken started lmao

  • @RhysLloyd2611
    @RhysLloyd2611 4 года назад +8

    1:08 Bad time to watch in VR, you're lucky I'm out of coffee OZ, I cba to take revenge

    • @rhysb7228
      @rhysb7228 4 года назад +3

      That must've looked fucking terrifying in VR. >~>

  • @ncrtrooper1782
    @ncrtrooper1782 4 года назад +7

    3:52 Goodfellas reference

  • @nathanthompson5970
    @nathanthompson5970 Год назад +1

    2:16 he's just standing there menacingly

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz 4 года назад +4

    4:49
    There is a one page RPG called crash pandas, where your a raccoon street racing in L.A.. The problem is, all your friends playing with you have the ability to turn the car 30 degrees, accelerate, decelerate, or use an item.
    One day, all my friends got busted and sent to jail, and I had to NO JOKE put on a trenchcoat and hat and sneak into the jail and each time I freed one of my friends they gained partial control. It ended up with us throwing a Molotov and burning the station down, while killing several people with a battering ram, before getting into a high speed helicopter chase. We were supposed to line up the heli with theirs so the npc named CHOO CHOO BOO BOO (yes, in all caps) can use his bazooka on them (don’t ask why we had a raccoon named CHOO CHOO BOO BOO with a rocket launcher) but instead one of our party members who had a really high value for what is essentially their charisma stat managed to INSULT ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE OTHER HELICOPTER SO BAD THEY JUMPED OFF AND DIED. Also, we domed somebody in the skull with a rubber gun for no reason. They died.

  • @PanickingLesbian
    @PanickingLesbian 4 года назад +10

    Sees Oz uploaded
    "OZZY WOZZY UWU!"

  • @SlickWittaStick
    @SlickWittaStick 4 года назад +122

    Me: chilling and watching RUclips
    Noise in my roof which is most probably a person: walks
    Me: yo tf
    Noise in my roof which is most probably a person: you heard nothing, this is 100% not a person in your roof.
    Me: oh okay, thank you for the clarification.
    Me: wait hold up, hold the phone, wait just a godamn second.
    Noise in my roof which is most probably a person: Uuuhh.
    It's 5:52am I've been hearing noises all day so far
    So.. So like a bit of an update: it's the next day and I forgot to check, it's now 1:03am and the noises are back. I am in a very doodoo mood so I might just throw my chair at my roof.
    UP 👏 DATE: IT IS 3:05AM I HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT. I THREW A CHAIR AT MY ROOF (got in trouble for that ahaaa im stupid asf sometimes) THEN THE NOISES STOPED.
    IF THE NOISES COME BACK I AM GOING TO LOSE MY SHIIIIT

    • @bloupy-s-n-a-c
      @bloupy-s-n-a-c 4 года назад +10

      check for spiders

    • @chesterismissing
      @chesterismissing 4 года назад +11

      @@bloupy-s-n-a-c are-are you implying that spiders can talk?

    • @gz5405
      @gz5405 4 года назад +9

      RyanEatsBread42 69 they talk but only to cool people...sorry you had to find out this way

    • @Sir_Reynolds
      @Sir_Reynolds 4 года назад +5

      Its me and my rat crew, we require cheese

    • @caspercascade4623
      @caspercascade4623 4 года назад +2

      you uh.. you okay there?

  • @masterof4elements826
    @masterof4elements826 4 года назад +6

    Oh, I'm going to Heaven. I've already been through 28 years of Hell on Earth

    • @intelligencecube6752
      @intelligencecube6752 3 года назад +1

      Soo your personalized hell is just being stuck on earth for eternity.

  • @Bacony_Cakes
    @Bacony_Cakes 4 года назад +3

    10:40
    Willy Wonka when the FBI raid his factory for Slave Labour, and has to declare bankruptcy due to lawsuits and OSHA violations.

  • @vizardonator8571
    @vizardonator8571 4 года назад +1

    If anyone’s played world box (It’s a god simulator) then there’s a creature known as the god finger, which rushes around with its index finger to the ground, making terrain and crushing anyone in its path, like The Hand. Similarities: they both use index finger to kill, they’re both fast Dissimilarities: the god finger makes terrain and kills more than one person a day, though a month passes pretty quickly in Worldbox, so maybe it’s killing even less!

  • @_sleepyaisha_
    @_sleepyaisha_ 4 года назад +4

    4:42 Wait.. Wait wait wait, Gavin Webber??? I may end up in a rabbit hole of watching him late at night because it's sort of relaxing. I believe I know why they were so angry but still. :(

  • @nagitokomaeda2733
    @nagitokomaeda2733 4 года назад +7

    3:33
    akdhiwnd
    too true
    im a teen
    and whenever my mom asks me how she looks i give her a weird ass answer like that

  • @maxvilocity
    @maxvilocity 4 года назад +4

    "Mini oz gets his special"
    H-...
    H-his?
    My life is a lie

  • @dawidgajewski6878
    @dawidgajewski6878 4 года назад +2

    2:20
    He's standing there. MENACINGLY!!

  • @platinum_noelle
    @platinum_noelle 4 года назад +1

    "You didn't submit a research paper, you submitted a hostage situation." 😂😂😂

  • @jax9643
    @jax9643 4 года назад +5

    My lizard appreciates

  • @totally.not.a.raccoon.69
    @totally.not.a.raccoon.69 4 года назад +3

    Yeah 9:40 wearing a mask I once got a a guy to yell at me “ARE YOU SMILING “ like no weird dude it’s sunny and I’m basically a vampire

  • @kakyoin5862
    @kakyoin5862 4 года назад +4

    4:30 as soon as 8 heard proverb it reminded me of atla OH THE MEMORIES

  • @KhajiitSicario
    @KhajiitSicario 4 года назад +2

    4:35 They need to leave Gavin alone, he is an innocent cinnamon roll with a wonderfully soothing voice

  • @sheridan5175
    @sheridan5175 4 года назад +2

    0:52 Now we need a fox, a pink balloon and a plumber in red overalls and we've got smash

  • @eclipsedninja1346
    @eclipsedninja1346 4 года назад +5

    12:08
    Darkness: has joined the chat
    Kazuma: has left the chat

  • @aztekk8015
    @aztekk8015 4 года назад +3

    12:57
    But don't they make you drink wine at church or sumthin-

  • @peterzen7698
    @peterzen7698 3 года назад +4

    11:12 it's not often something makes me laugh like this

  • @dragonalchemist89
    @dragonalchemist89 4 года назад +1

    I ACTUALLY DID THE LANE SWITCH TODAY. I DID IT. AND HONESTLY? That picture has the perfect vibe for that feeling.

  • @atmanurmakarym3436
    @atmanurmakarym3436 4 года назад +6

    Short people will not go to heaven
    "Cries in Indonesian"