She cares so little about what we think of her it’s like a kind of ZEN. At least in this moment. The more she sheds her inhibitions the higher she soars.
3:27 I'll add that she's come to the realization or at least partially or perhaps sporadically to the realization that no one in this world can hurt her or fuck her up more than she's already done to herself. So there is no embarrassment. There is no shame there is no remorse or you know filter... It's one of the blessings of falling apart... You almost get this kind of indestructible armor bonus... And it's not that she doesn't care what people think of her... It's the reverse... She knows that if other people hear her fucked up experiences and personality and in the moment psychosis.... She knows that if someone hears that and sees it and understand that there are other people out there that are just as fucked... There's a shared humanity in our individual psychotic delusions... She's giving people permission to share their stories and start laughing at the fucked up black hole darkness that lips rent free in each and every one of our souls in some capacity with myriad intensity of impact... We got to stop thinking that we'd be the good Germans And would have bravely and publicly opposed Hitler or Stalin or Paul Pott or mao or Janet Reno or Ike Turner... No, we wouldn't.... The possibility of us working the pizza ovens at one of the mandatory year-round summer camps Hitler built cannot be dismissed..... You think any one of those people planned to do that with their life?... Really think any of those people wanted to work those ovens to make Pizza that was just thrown away?
Fuck ya! The initial two sentence comment was poignantly great and you expanded upon it beautifully. I almost dismissed your response as this sense of ‘ok this guys gonna try to tell us what’s what’ however I delighted in what you said and so true!! I love people who can laugh at themselves and it’s earthed from a similar quality. We are all fucked up and being real about it is healthy for us. Keeps us aware.
Omg i could totally dare you for like 2 days! Then my head would literally implode or grosser yet explode. At least I would die with a smile on my face.
Guys saying "no women are funny" can't grasp the fact that not everything in the world is made for them, and they don't need to think something's funny for it to be that way. In fairness, almost everything is made for them, so it's an understandable perspective. Men can be such self-centered whiners though. I'm a man and if I had to pick one gender to eliminate rather than have the luxury of nuking both from orbit, I'd cross out men. We could start over with women, at least. More to work with than the babygender.
There's useful ocd and un useful ocd. The un useful kind makes you have to say to all the computers in the store where you go for new sex x machines sex x that's what I sed. And the useful ocd. That's the stuff.
I like you. You remind me of a counselor I used to have that used to make fun of me. It was so much fun. And she offered to lend me a book about Metallica. She was cool. And so are you.
God damnit. I wish I could meet Jordan in real life oh my God.. let me tell you something I watch a lot of comedians I mean a lot like one of my hobbies is watching comedians on RUclips I'm not joking or the TV obviously but usually I'm on my phone. With that being said I have never commented how bad I wanted to meet one of these comedians LOL. Comedy is a huge part of my life and I think about it a lot and I love the art and the styles and I just appreciate most comedians. I have never wanted to really meet one before now. Jordan if you're seeing this I want to be your friend trust me we would be friends. Jordan please. Lol I have a j name too. See. It's destiny. Not my name I'm just saying like we're meant to be friends. Lol. Ok. ..... I'm 2 minutes and 46 seconds into this video and it's not my first video I've watched of yours I've watched quite a bit of your content but I'm going to finish the video now lol.
Still some great talent but that scene is nowhere near as strong as Austin has become. Tom segura, joe Rogan, Tony hinchliffe, Hans Kim, David Lucas, William Montgomery
My wife is the detective that nobody hired, that was hilarious. Keeps me on my toes tho, knowing I could lose my penis. Seriously, I find it endearing because I'm a Scorpio lol. Jordan, don't go changin` your comedy is tight, lovin' it.
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She cares so little about what we think of her it’s like a kind of ZEN. At least in this moment. The more she sheds her inhibitions the higher she soars.
That's how my friend is when they get naked in public
3:27 I'll add that she's come to the realization or at least partially or perhaps sporadically to the realization that no one in this world can hurt her or fuck her up more than she's already done to herself. So there is no embarrassment. There is no shame there is no remorse or you know filter...
It's one of the blessings of falling apart... You almost get this kind of indestructible armor bonus...
And it's not that she doesn't care what people think of her... It's the reverse... She knows that if other people hear her fucked up experiences and personality and in the moment psychosis.... She knows that if someone hears that and sees it and understand that there are other people out there that are just as fucked...
There's a shared humanity in our individual psychotic delusions... She's giving people permission to share their stories and start laughing at the fucked up black hole darkness that lips rent free in each and every one of our souls in some capacity with myriad intensity of impact...
We got to stop thinking that we'd be the good Germans And would have bravely and publicly opposed Hitler or Stalin or Paul Pott or mao or Janet Reno or Ike Turner...
No, we wouldn't.... The possibility of us working the pizza ovens at one of the mandatory year-round summer camps Hitler built cannot be dismissed..... You think any one of those people planned to do that with their life?... Really think any of those people wanted to work those ovens to make Pizza that was just thrown away?
Fuck ya! The initial two sentence comment was poignantly great and you expanded upon it beautifully. I almost dismissed your response as this sense of ‘ok this guys gonna try to tell us what’s what’ however I delighted in what you said and so true!! I love people who can laugh at themselves and it’s earthed from a similar quality. We are all fucked up and being real about it is healthy for us. Keeps us aware.
And that’s the magic- it’s a liberating experience for a soul to watch .
I’m rating her up there with Patrice.
So… she’s goddess.
Was thinking this today
that guy's "No! No!" when she implied he was a "M'Lady" neckbeard type was visceral
"Anybody else a nightmare?"
jfc cracking yourself up by triggering airplane guy is the best.
Now I'm eyeing my Princess Bride poster I've yet to hang on my wall
Heard you on pods so many times but you really open it up with the gestures and expressions. Whole different experience. Hope you get yours soon.
“Hope you get yours” 🥹🥹🥹
This is a threat
@@transexualoyster3311 IT'S A PROMISE
Uh, that sounded bad dude.
@@Gunner4D Oh no!
"I love you"
"You don't know me!!"
Love❤Jordan (algorithm)
Except you know me, @alexb4678.
I'm so glad I've found you - this is killinggggg me. Laughing out loud, like an insane person, in my office alone.
“Goblin Titties” is the name of my new band!
Whats your first Single going to be? "10,000 Tatas Ala Banatar" 😂🤦♀️
Easily the funniest comic working today
"Sometimes, Jordan Jensen is ALWAYS Jordan Jensen." - Fred Gwynne as Judd Crandall in Pet Sematary (1989) 🐈⬛️
I am absolutely the detective nobody hired when my OCD is not under control. Just an unhinged Nancy Drew
This is so fucking good! You’re gonna blow up in no time
I love this bit. “I can do that. I CANT DO THAT”
You're killing it!
The poop thing is the most relatable bit ever. "Like wiping a brown crayon" someone once said
I think that was Andy from Parks & Rec 😆
@@spencerkagen1386 "it's like wiping a marker or something"
Thanks gang
Yes a famous actor on a famous tv show did once said that!! 😹
I call it the marker action.
Obviously Jordan can’t travel with a bidet, but damn is that a life changer.
Actually they have travel bidets. Tushy makes one.
@@xkyddwhat seriously?
@@bradpnw1897 Yeah, like it's less than $30
OMG why have i not heard of u before?????
Love it!
i love jordan so much. GREAT set
lol wow, please please come to KC or Lawrence, KS for a show. Incredible!
You were fantastic on LoS.
Bro, I've laughed non-stop, amazing.
I love your energy! Thank you for sharing it!
Hey dude you were great on LOS , killin it lately
Good lord, I can't believe I'm just catching up to you.
Never. Fails. To. Deliver. ❤
I would never get bored hanging with you! lmao
Watching you on LoS right now. Incredibly funny, I'm looking forward to your special. No Twitter ? Madness.
superb crowd work.
I just found Jordan...wow....what a great set...and the crowd work is wicked!
Someone else said it, but "investigative crowd work" really applies
Love you Jordan
You're under plane hoping it doesn't kill you and I'm in the plane going "I wanna die NOW!" 😂
If you have OCD, then you need baby wipes in the bathroom. We panic if we run out 🤪
Omg i could totally dare you for like 2 days! Then my head would literally implode or grosser yet explode. At least I would die with a smile on my face.
Can't wait for the special!!!
How have I never heard of Jorden Jensen before today............. she's hilarious
*subscribes immediately!*🙂
Whom else here dreams of a JoJo version of Burr's Philly Rant?
timeout...what's wrong with the Princess Bride 😂😂
i felt the joke about wiping
Comedic gift: to talk about something we all think or do but don’t talk about.
Jordan is ironically Goddess.
I found my Spirit Animal.
You and Geoffrey Asmus should come together to deliver unto us The Comedy Messiah.
Bidet. Get a bidet. GET A BIDET.
"Frame your posters".
That's when I really thought I had finally made it: when I could afford to frame my Pink Floyd posters. Like, nice ones.
“Airplane guy is triggered” 🤣🤣
The Princess Bride is my favorite movie of all time. 😅
Hey Jordan, is it still repulsive if I use a SM58 instead of a headset? (I'm totally not missing the point)
Here from skanks. Good shit
Thanks for your ocd. I have alphabet based ocd to keep me from biting my tongue off and blowing up busses
Well umm as a bus rider thank you for your service
Jordan Jensen CURED my sexism!!!
idk seems like pretty typical horrible woman stuff...
For real
Guys saying "no women are funny" can't grasp the fact that not everything in the world is made for them, and they don't need to think something's funny for it to be that way. In fairness, almost everything is made for them, so it's an understandable perspective. Men can be such self-centered whiners though. I'm a man and if I had to pick one gender to eliminate rather than have the luxury of nuking both from orbit, I'd cross out men. We could start over with women, at least. More to work with than the babygender.
@@dogchaser520 I'm a man
🤣
@@Seedr0 bruh
god i love her
im high as shit this funny as shit
There's useful ocd and un useful ocd. The un useful kind makes you have to say to all the computers in the store where you go for new sex x machines sex x that's what I sed. And the useful ocd. That's the stuff.
The detective that nobody hired lmao
i just took an online ocd test turns out i’ve got the virus i’ve been infectED thanks a lot
Sorry but you dont have real IBS until you're pushing it back inside. Prayer is like stage 3 maybe.
You don’t have IBS until you poop your pants
@@alnibodycare I poop my pants because I already pooped my underwear earlier in the day and had to flush it
“You ever become the detective nobody hired” 😂 someone show this to my ex
Nah I reallyy wanna know what that guy said at the end that "wasn't funny" but killed everyone there xD
Is she turning into Ian Fidance?
great roast jordan
I like you. You remind me of a counselor I used to have that used to make fun of me. It was so much fun. And she offered to lend me a book about Metallica. She was cool. And so are you.
A real comedienne! This is how you do crowd work, not that shit Stav does.
Stav acts like a "cool" guy and it pisses me off
You guys must be pretty gay huh?
wow, Adam's transition is really coming along
God damnit. I wish I could meet Jordan in real life oh my God.. let me tell you something I watch a lot of comedians I mean a lot like one of my hobbies is watching comedians on RUclips I'm not joking or the TV obviously but usually I'm on my phone. With that being said I have never commented how bad I wanted to meet one of these comedians LOL. Comedy is a huge part of my life and I think about it a lot and I love the art and the styles and I just appreciate most comedians. I have never wanted to really meet one before now. Jordan if you're seeing this I want to be your friend trust me we would be friends. Jordan please. Lol I have a j name too. See. It's destiny. Not my name I'm just saying like we're meant to be friends. Lol. Ok. ..... I'm 2 minutes and 46 seconds into this video and it's not my first video I've watched of yours I've watched quite a bit of your content but I'm going to finish the video now lol.
This is the one 😎🤌🏼✨
“Plane guy is triggered” that was improv 😂 Sorry plane guy your phobias are valid!!! 😢
poor airplane guy
You’re great
Her crowd work is amazing. 😢 Like a female andrew shulz
Like Andrew Schulz if he were funny, is what you meant to say
You’re a Cool Cat
Dude she is murderin
Hey this girl is funny af
i dont know if you have OCD, but you definitely dont have a bidet.
Comedy Gold Bravo
@0:58 hey its mancarryingthing
Seeing mom on stage makes me happy, what a hilarious bitch💗
😂 New York is still the comedy capital!
I agree.
Hard no
Still some great talent but that scene is nowhere near as strong as Austin has become. Tom segura, joe Rogan, Tony hinchliffe, Hans Kim, David Lucas, William Montgomery
@@nicks6280 lol, I can only say what makes me laugh.
@@nicks6280we get it you watch kill tony
God Speed
Happy Friday drop! 😂🎉
My wife is the detective that nobody hired, that was hilarious. Keeps me on my toes tho, knowing I could lose my penis. Seriously, I find it endearing because I'm a Scorpio lol. Jordan, don't go changin` your comedy is tight, lovin' it.
Algorithm!
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✌🤘❤
WHAT IT IS
Your like my perfect woman :)))
😂😂😂😂😂
Jordan Jensen is the only female comedian that I don't feel compelled to harass online! She's great!
Jordan Jensen is the rated R Emma Chamberlin 😂
This pretty close actually
😂😂
Bidets
😂
No not triangle face it scares me
My favorite woman comedian. Comedy woman, female comic, etc…
Comedienne
@@emilioestevezz nahh that’s way too gay.
Even if she is with a man, the relationship is a lesbian relationship.
A female comedian that's actually funny. Respect.
🤮
“Oh… Yikes!” Lmao
LOL..😂
Cum
LOVE YOU!!!!!! your crowd work is AWESOME.
saw you on skanks. subscribed