men do liek it when YOUNG woman giigle yes. Presidents are at the youngest 50. No corrupt world leader had time for that withered dry-ass womb. Good luck getting cakcling Kamala or hillary ''I cam I saw he died''' Clinton to get ont eh good sid eof any world leader. Bill Clinton had to mee-too dozen supon dozens of women just to be able to stand being around her
This clip is such a great demonstration of how intelligent Jordan is with her stand up. Timing, knowing when to go in on something, knowing when to pull back from a conversation and knowing how much of a goof she needs to add to a situation to make it entertaining while still getting her point across. Truly underrated.
So what you’re saying is… when the aliens arrive and ask for a human representative to kick off the conversation, we’re gonna go ahead and send Jordan Jensen. You’re god damn right we are.
I like that she got both sides in on the joke. She got the Dems to laugh with the Trump Material, and got The Republicans to laugh with The Hilary bits. The orange skin bit took my ass back to 2016.
@@SA2004YG Moral realists believe there are objective morals. If you were to say moral values are relative, you would also have to deny objective epistemic values.
From Google. Morals are a person's ideas about right and wrong, and how to act and treat others. They are the principles that guide a person's conduct in society, and are often learned through family and culture. Morals are less formal than ethics, and can vary from person to person and across cultures. How can opinions be objective? It's relative to individual. To you and me something can be immoral but not to someone else. That's why I said ethics, not morality
She didn’t say morally. She said “align more with”. It’s muffled and the subtitles are wrong on that one. That being said I’d wager Trump actually does have slightly higher morals than Kamala if only by virtue of her being a sociopathic lizard person much like Hillary Clinton was. Trump played to the campaign funding with his boisterous support of Israel but has been caught stating Netanyahu, unlike the leadership of Hamas, isn’t interested in making a deal and just wants war. Trump has been anti war since he admitted that he felt the Iraq and Afghanistan wars were a mistake and we were conned. If we are lucky he will force Israel to the table. She was never going to do that. Period.
Man. Jordan, I am incredibly impressed with your style of comedy. It's like once the spigot is open, it's just non-stop intrusive thoughts until the end of your set. You make OCD look fun.
Love ya Jordan, what a tough night to provide comedy. What you guys do is important. The politicians couldn’t stomach making both sides laugh on election night.
@@bradpnw1897 That would be true if Trump voters knew literally *anything* about economics. This economy will tank with the $80B/1,000 humans to deport/per year price tag, which will translate into much higher taxes for taxpayers. Immigrants keep this country running...all that revenue lost...all those taxes lost...unemployment will skyrocket. Not only that, the USA will experience a brain drain of epic proportions. It's a good idea to learn about economics and migration trends.
Jordan’s great! That last bit about telling our secrets to your friends is so accurate. Because women do do that, and we kno they do that, but women think we don’t kno you do that.
Jordan is such a real comedian. Excited for her to have a platform during this administration. Now that the Austin hack shit is mainstream, Jordan will be leading comedians in the counterculture Pendulum swinging left as we speak
It takes some amnesia and susceptibility to think that the guy whose last "shakeup" was a dumpster fire with grift is now going to do things differently and somehow better.
I just stumbled upon Jordan Jensen a few weeks ago and she’s definitely top 3 for me right now. She’s so fucking funny, I’d like to have a beer with her and just talk shit. ❤️☺️
Yeah I got beef with the cause shes a woman vote her in bit, joke or no joke. I know entirely too many women that were voting for Hillary and Kamala cause of their sex, and had no idea about their politics.
Kamala is just a complete chameleon of a person. She has blended into every aspect of life to fit in and compromised every element of a real life to pursue power. She's a childless woman in her 60's and is campaigning on this concept "America needs a mother". People don't like to admit it because it feels misogynistic to say, but she got where she is by sleeping with Willy Brown. Personally I find women like that to be morally reprehensible.
Personally, im usually defending female comedians who get ripped on but i see 90% of these comments are saying shes the best, funniest, etc. I didnt laugh once. Or even chuckle. Its a shame. I wanted to. Just didn't find her funny. I coukdnt understand half of it, sounded muffled. Ill look up more of her and try anither chance.
Yeah, she really needs to stay away from politics. She other sets are great, but she just doesn’t know shit when it comes to politics and it completely kills her sets.
Where I come from, as in, personal experience, Jews with that very specific tone...don't usually get there until after 2 bar mitzvahs, 1/2 a wedding, a punk song they don't recognize and a lot (a lot) of loud social-enabling. And...I don't know how to rate this. You don't know? I don't know.
I can’t imagine being someone as big-hearted as Jordan Jensen and still attracting the wave of needlessly antagonistic nonsense that is the bulk of this comment section. But I guess the generous ones have their necks out and this abuse is par for the course.
She specifically needs to be cradling that one photo of Kim Jong Un where he's making like a soyboy face and scowling. So you've got Jordan's saintly smile juxtaposed against the GRUMPIEST lil KJU in all existence.
Whoo is this guy who keeps breaking up with you and icing you out periodically for years? I have had enouughh of him messing with your life/ heart lol. He needs to start paying a fine every time he abandons you and expects you to still take him back, I’m so serious 😁
on her podcast RIP Jordan Jensen, she goes way in depth about it and (from this side of the quasi-parasocial fence) seems to be in a good mental spot lately. lots of fun ass guests, standups, friends, sister, mom, etc. it's a rip roarin good time
"Not you fucker" 😂
men do liek it when YOUNG woman giigle yes. Presidents are at the youngest 50. No corrupt world leader had time for that withered dry-ass womb. Good luck getting cakcling Kamala or hillary ''I cam I saw he died''' Clinton to get ont eh good sid eof any world leader. Bill Clinton had to mee-too dozen supon dozens of women just to be able to stand being around her
This clip is such a great demonstration of how intelligent Jordan is with her stand up. Timing, knowing when to go in on something, knowing when to pull back from a conversation and knowing how much of a goof she needs to add to a situation to make it entertaining while still getting her point across. Truly underrated.
Bruh you will never meet her and she will never acknowledge your existence but yeah she cool
So what you’re saying is… when the aliens arrive and ask for a human representative to kick off the conversation, we’re gonna go ahead and send Jordan Jensen. You’re god damn right we are.
Her performance-related panic attacks only make her more powerful.
I like that she got both sides in on the joke. She got the Dems to laugh with the Trump Material, and got The Republicans to laugh with The Hilary bits. The orange skin bit took my ass back to 2016.
Straight up God tier speaker. I'm genuinely jealous
The way she actually called out the orange spray paint bias for Evangelicals 😂😂😂 She's a genius.
The best female comic alive, and it's not even close.
Yup.
I thought you were huddled up in the corner on a cane like an old crone with a secret for a good minute.
Jenson ‘28 “forehead kisses for all”
I mean, the first person that gives her one is going to get hobbled.
3:29 I know this woman did not just say "morally" lmao
Morality is personal, you may be thinking of ethics
@@SA2004YG Moral realists believe there are objective morals. If you were to say moral values are relative, you would also have to deny objective epistemic values.
@@SA2004YG supporting genocide seems like it fits the description "immoral."
From Google.
Morals are a person's ideas about right and wrong, and how to act and treat others. They are the principles that guide a person's conduct in society, and are often learned through family and culture. Morals are less formal than ethics, and can vary from person to person and across cultures.
How can opinions be objective? It's relative to individual. To you and me something can be immoral but not to someone else. That's why I said ethics, not morality
She didn’t say morally. She said “align more with”. It’s muffled and the subtitles are wrong on that one.
That being said I’d wager Trump actually does have slightly higher morals than Kamala if only by virtue of her being a sociopathic lizard person much like Hillary Clinton was.
Trump played to the campaign funding with his boisterous support of Israel but has been caught stating Netanyahu, unlike the leadership of Hamas, isn’t interested in making a deal and just wants war. Trump has been anti war since he admitted that he felt the Iraq and Afghanistan wars were a mistake and we were conned. If we are lucky he will force Israel to the table. She was never going to do that. Period.
Man. Jordan, I am incredibly impressed with your style of comedy. It's like once the spigot is open, it's just non-stop intrusive thoughts until the end of your set.
You make OCD look fun.
Love ya Jordan, what a tough night to provide comedy. What you guys do is important. The politicians couldn’t stomach making both sides laugh on election night.
Yeah she rode that I love it
not a tough night for hinchcliffe...
Trump means fart in the UK, so people calling each other "Trumpers" makes my inner child happy
Your country is being overrun with an Islamic cancer. Good luck.
I won't lie, that Hilary Cheryl bit was fucking golden.
Goddammit Jordan needs to be way more famous and rich
and funny.
@@cptmuska - this fookin' guy over here. she's hysterical. what's got sand all up in your craw?
And as far away from Ian as possible lol
She's well on her way.
k nah
She's on some next level shit ❤😂
"Fuck the king he ain't the king she's the king!" She makes me think of the Idles song gift horse
Random but excellent reference 😂
Look at him gooooo!
the forehead kisses bit is wildly accurate!! would love to it worked out, could y'know 'shake shit up' as you said
Jordan is such a good comic.
Great comic, amazing, dog 💩 take on politics. The fact that the First Lady said she supports him over Israel and she had NOTHING. What a dumb c
You're one of the best comics around. Comedy needs more Jordan!
It’s crazy people think Trump is moral.
For lots of people the most important thing is the economy.
right but they say moral?! confounding
@@bradpnw1897 That would be true if Trump voters knew literally *anything* about economics. This economy will tank with the $80B/1,000 humans to deport/per year price tag, which will translate into much higher taxes for taxpayers. Immigrants keep this country running...all that revenue lost...all those taxes lost...unemployment will skyrocket. Not only that, the USA will experience a brain drain of epic proportions. It's a good idea to learn about economics and migration trends.
How is he not
@@ellyworldtaxes are only to stop inflation, not to pay for goods and services……. This isn’t 5th grade economics
Jordan’s great! That last bit about telling our secrets to your friends is so accurate. Because women do do that, and we kno they do that, but women think we don’t kno you do that.
59 year old white guy here. Prolly not your demographic, however you consistently make me laugh. Love it.
59 year old white guy is DEFINITELY her demographic.
Jordan Jensen: Coherent Incoherence
Lmaoo!! I needed this. Thanks for sharing❤😂
It scares me to think about it and take it seriously, so i'm glad she put this out
this was cathartic to watch
“You miss your mom sometimes” lmao 😅
I love that she’s kinda angry 🙂I love you Jordan!!!!
I fucking love you 😂
This was so incredibly funny, what an amazing set.
Jordan, I love what you said and how you said it and it was so pure with the rage and in a hilarious way.
I LOVE EVERYTHING U SAID! thank u for existing
We disagree on politics but you’re the funniest ever.😅.
Love you Jordan! You are the GOAT ❤
Well you are very quickly becoming my favorite comic
Please tell me why???
@@cptmuska why do you care with such urgency? Weird.
@@cptmuska because she makes me laugh, why else?
Your throwing HEAT. KEEP GOING
She destroyed the first girl😅😂
Jordan too based.
Jordan is The Riff Queen
"schlow" went highly unappreciated
Jordan your Awesome. Omgoodness🖤🖤..
The tongue 😭
Jordan is such a real comedian. Excited for her to have a platform during this administration. Now that the Austin hack shit is mainstream, Jordan will be leading comedians in the counterculture
Pendulum swinging left as we speak
Great work Jordan. I'll be watching more of your stuff. 👍
Jordan you’re so fucking funny I love you😭
I thought that michael blaustein was when intrusive thoughts won. Jordan said hold my beer 🍺 🤣
The woman is fuckin brilliant. She’s so quick.
******Hides from the Light*****
3:40 "Let's shake shit up" is a definite percentage of why some voted Trump.
It takes some amnesia and susceptibility to think that the guy whose last "shakeup" was a dumpster fire with grift is now going to do things differently and somehow better.
@@JymDyer Definitely better than the other options.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “spray painted in the light a gold” omggggggggg lol lol
Lookin forward to catch your show when you swing by!
Opeth!
@@dpclerks09 Opeth!
Jordan you are the best.
This is great haha.
I appreciate the frustration coming through on this idiocy.
Be more specific.
@@jesses9490 no don't
😂@@elizabethcablesings
🤣😂 love that your hate is grammatically lazy. U.S.A U.S.A x
Your candidate choked on The View... just admit she was a terrible candidate that was uncomfortable in her own skin
Jordan is BASED.
Jordan is hilarious!!!
The best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thank you Jordan. I need that 😅😊😊😊😊😊
I just stumbled upon Jordan Jensen a few weeks ago and she’s definitely top 3 for me right now. She’s so fucking funny, I’d like to have a beer with her and just talk shit. ❤️☺️
If you’ve never seen a manic episode before…well, here you go.
Hilarious and your hair looks amazing!
This lady just gets better and better.
Jordan forgot Kamala is a prosecutor, she would definitely not be giving out forehead kisses
Yeah I got beef with the cause shes a woman vote her in bit, joke or no joke. I know entirely too many women that were voting for Hillary and Kamala cause of their sex, and had no idea about their politics.
Kamala is just a complete chameleon of a person. She has blended into every aspect of life to fit in and compromised every element of a real life to pursue power.
She's a childless woman in her 60's and is campaigning on this concept "America needs a mother". People don't like to admit it because it feels misogynistic to say, but she got where she is by sleeping with Willy Brown. Personally I find women like that to be morally reprehensible.
ya she was pretty hardcore in that job.
Be the forehead kiss you want to see in the world. 🙏✊
Finally a good female comedian
Your incredible Jordan... Yes you are
Damn Jordan I disagree with you politically, but I still love you
Jordan for president 🤪
I fucking love the way you think, let's shake things up a bit, got to love it. much love from Texas _Johnny
absolutely deranged lmao. love her style!
Love Jordan
Hell yeah
This was fucking hilarious, ignore the snowflakes who can't take political jokes
TRUMP WON! 😂
Woah, Kid Rock watches Jordan Jensen!
There were no jokes I'm basking in her unhinged tears
Jordan is the best. That is all. 🤘
You bring me so much fucking joy
more please, love your work
She is so great. 😍😂
Every single minute I like you more.
🤣 christ Jordan is wild
She's so fking good, lmao.
Imagine if she replied on any social media accounts
Jordan is the best!!! 😊
Personally, im usually defending female comedians who get ripped on but i see 90% of these comments are saying shes the best, funniest, etc. I didnt laugh once. Or even chuckle. Its a shame. I wanted to. Just didn't find her funny. I coukdnt understand half of it, sounded muffled. Ill look up more of her and try anither chance.
Listen to her specials :)
Yeah, she really needs to stay away from politics. She other sets are great, but she just doesn’t know shit when it comes to politics and it completely kills her sets.
Where I come from, as in, personal experience, Jews with that very specific tone...don't usually get there until after 2 bar mitzvahs, 1/2 a wedding, a punk song they don't recognize and a lot (a lot) of loud social-enabling.
And...I don't know how to rate this.
You don't know?
I don't know.
Go off Jordan 😂
I can’t imagine being someone as big-hearted as Jordan Jensen and still attracting the wave of needlessly antagonistic nonsense that is the bulk of this comment section. But I guess the generous ones have their necks out and this abuse is par for the course.
The promo pic for your special should be you cradling a beatifically smiling Kim Jong Un
She specifically needs to be cradling that one photo of Kim Jong Un where he's making like a soyboy face and scowling. So you've got Jordan's saintly smile juxtaposed against the GRUMPIEST lil KJU in all existence.
This is the absolute best!!
That seems mean to Sheryl LOL
Dude you’re my hero.
Leave cheryl out of this 😂😂😂😂😂
this is fucking funny lmafo
Beautifully done
The audience was uncomfortable but i love her drilling in on em lol😂
Hilarious gut punches.
You‘re the GOAT!
Clips are a great thing to post.
Thank you 😊
im loving all the dude reply’s 😎
I fucking love this
I can’t even…
Whoo is this guy who keeps breaking up with you and icing you out periodically for years? I have had enouughh of him messing with your life/ heart lol. He needs to start paying a fine every time he abandons you and expects you to still take him back, I’m so serious 😁
on her podcast RIP Jordan Jensen, she goes way in depth about it and (from this side of the quasi-parasocial fence) seems to be in a good mental spot lately. lots of fun ass guests, standups, friends, sister, mom, etc. it's a rip roarin good time
Politics brings out the stupid in people.
I think the only thing youve ever said that annoyed me was about trump... ugh
Yup
The reason people voted for Trump was because Kamala was just a terrible candidate...I mean...really bad...so bad that people were like , nah 🤣
I want to come see you in person, you ever come to Albany or Saratoga?