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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @michaelabon741
    @michaelabon741 2 месяца назад +202

    "Not you fucker" 😂

    • @admiralspire
      @admiralspire 2 месяца назад

      men do liek it when YOUNG woman giigle yes. Presidents are at the youngest 50. No corrupt world leader had time for that withered dry-ass womb. Good luck getting cakcling Kamala or hillary ''I cam I saw he died''' Clinton to get ont eh good sid eof any world leader. Bill Clinton had to mee-too dozen supon dozens of women just to be able to stand being around her

  • @Scorbutic
    @Scorbutic 2 месяца назад +437

    This clip is such a great demonstration of how intelligent Jordan is with her stand up. Timing, knowing when to go in on something, knowing when to pull back from a conversation and knowing how much of a goof she needs to add to a situation to make it entertaining while still getting her point across. Truly underrated.

    • @freakyfreak1
      @freakyfreak1 2 месяца назад

      Bruh you will never meet her and she will never acknowledge your existence but yeah she cool

    • @tripmcquagg4969
      @tripmcquagg4969 2 месяца назад +15

      So what you’re saying is… when the aliens arrive and ask for a human representative to kick off the conversation, we’re gonna go ahead and send Jordan Jensen. You’re god damn right we are.

    • @jinkson795
      @jinkson795 2 месяца назад +8

      Her performance-related panic attacks only make her more powerful.

    • @leatheryfoot6354
      @leatheryfoot6354 2 месяца назад +7

      I like that she got both sides in on the joke. She got the Dems to laugh with the Trump Material, and got The Republicans to laugh with The Hilary bits. The orange skin bit took my ass back to 2016.

    • @GENXJOPLIN
      @GENXJOPLIN 2 месяца назад +1

      Straight up God tier speaker. I'm genuinely jealous

  • @AbbyLaporte
    @AbbyLaporte 8 дней назад +2

    The way she actually called out the orange spray paint bias for Evangelicals 😂😂😂 She's a genius.

  • @okyes9507
    @okyes9507 2 месяца назад +37

    The best female comic alive, and it's not even close.

  • @thisisjcgreen9646
    @thisisjcgreen9646 2 месяца назад +93

    I thought you were huddled up in the corner on a cane like an old crone with a secret for a good minute.

  • @TekNoSolja
    @TekNoSolja 2 месяца назад +177

    Jenson ‘28 “forehead kisses for all”

    • @AS-qh7fk
      @AS-qh7fk 2 месяца назад

      I mean, the first person that gives her one is going to get hobbled.

  • @keepmewierd
    @keepmewierd 2 месяца назад +186

    3:29 I know this woman did not just say "morally" lmao

    • @SA2004YG
      @SA2004YG 2 месяца назад +6

      Morality is personal, you may be thinking of ethics

    • @uberhuber7903
      @uberhuber7903 2 месяца назад +23

      @@SA2004YG Moral realists believe there are objective morals. If you were to say moral values are relative, you would also have to deny objective epistemic values.

    • @Tom-it6gi
      @Tom-it6gi 2 месяца назад +35

      @@SA2004YG supporting genocide seems like it fits the description "immoral."

    • @SA2004YG
      @SA2004YG 2 месяца назад

      From Google.
      Morals are a person's ideas about right and wrong, and how to act and treat others. They are the principles that guide a person's conduct in society, and are often learned through family and culture. Morals are less formal than ethics, and can vary from person to person and across cultures.
      How can opinions be objective? It's relative to individual. To you and me something can be immoral but not to someone else. That's why I said ethics, not morality

    • @billbrobaggins221
      @billbrobaggins221 2 месяца назад +10

      She didn’t say morally. She said “align more with”. It’s muffled and the subtitles are wrong on that one.
      That being said I’d wager Trump actually does have slightly higher morals than Kamala if only by virtue of her being a sociopathic lizard person much like Hillary Clinton was.
      Trump played to the campaign funding with his boisterous support of Israel but has been caught stating Netanyahu, unlike the leadership of Hamas, isn’t interested in making a deal and just wants war. Trump has been anti war since he admitted that he felt the Iraq and Afghanistan wars were a mistake and we were conned. If we are lucky he will force Israel to the table. She was never going to do that. Period.

  • @mowgli6345
    @mowgli6345 2 месяца назад +53

    Man. Jordan, I am incredibly impressed with your style of comedy. It's like once the spigot is open, it's just non-stop intrusive thoughts until the end of your set.
    You make OCD look fun.

  • @IndyDaddy
    @IndyDaddy 2 месяца назад +75

    Love ya Jordan, what a tough night to provide comedy. What you guys do is important. The politicians couldn’t stomach making both sides laugh on election night.

    • @jhall900
      @jhall900 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah she rode that I love it

    • @HannyDart
      @HannyDart Месяц назад +1

      not a tough night for hinchcliffe...

  • @tazziplissken
    @tazziplissken 2 месяца назад +71

    Trump means fart in the UK, so people calling each other "Trumpers" makes my inner child happy

    • @jesuslovespotatoes
      @jesuslovespotatoes Месяц назад

      Your country is being overrun with an Islamic cancer. Good luck.

  • @leatheryfoot6354
    @leatheryfoot6354 2 месяца назад +43

    I won't lie, that Hilary Cheryl bit was fucking golden.

  • @devilish_details
    @devilish_details 2 месяца назад +192

    Goddammit Jordan needs to be way more famous and rich

    • @cptmuska
      @cptmuska 2 месяца назад +3

      and funny.

    • @devilish_details
      @devilish_details 2 месяца назад +14

      @@cptmuska - this fookin' guy over here. she's hysterical. what's got sand all up in your craw?

    • @buster_cheeks
      @buster_cheeks 2 месяца назад +4

      And as far away from Ian as possible lol

    • @Chris-pi7fm
      @Chris-pi7fm 2 месяца назад +3

      She's well on her way.

    • @cptmuska
      @cptmuska 2 месяца назад

      k nah

  • @karmakimdaisy8680
    @karmakimdaisy8680 2 месяца назад +46

    She's on some next level shit ❤😂
    "Fuck the king he ain't the king she's the king!" She makes me think of the Idles song gift horse

    • @shamwow416
      @shamwow416 2 месяца назад +6

      Random but excellent reference 😂

    • @Aephidd
      @Aephidd 2 месяца назад +5

      Look at him gooooo!

  • @JenBap
    @JenBap Месяц назад +10

    the forehead kisses bit is wildly accurate!! would love to it worked out, could y'know 'shake shit up' as you said

  • @Elborrro
    @Elborrro 2 месяца назад +96

    Jordan is such a good comic.

    • @joeschmo1194
      @joeschmo1194 2 месяца назад

      Great comic, amazing, dog 💩 take on politics. The fact that the First Lady said she supports him over Israel and she had NOTHING. What a dumb c

  • @M8E1
    @M8E1 2 месяца назад +8

    You're one of the best comics around. Comedy needs more Jordan!

  • @view-camera-queen
    @view-camera-queen Месяц назад +53

    It’s crazy people think Trump is moral.

    • @bradpnw1897
      @bradpnw1897 Месяц назад +1

      For lots of people the most important thing is the economy.

    • @mahalie23
      @mahalie23 Месяц назад +2

      right but they say moral?! confounding

    • @ellyworld
      @ellyworld Месяц назад +10

      @@bradpnw1897 That would be true if Trump voters knew literally *anything* about economics. This economy will tank with the $80B/1,000 humans to deport/per year price tag, which will translate into much higher taxes for taxpayers. Immigrants keep this country running...all that revenue lost...all those taxes lost...unemployment will skyrocket. Not only that, the USA will experience a brain drain of epic proportions. It's a good idea to learn about economics and migration trends.

    • @Anonymous-uw4sr
      @Anonymous-uw4sr Месяц назад +2

      How is he not

    • @dylancolter9583
      @dylancolter9583 Месяц назад

      @@ellyworldtaxes are only to stop inflation, not to pay for goods and services……. This isn’t 5th grade economics

  • @colbythom223
    @colbythom223 2 месяца назад +7

    Jordan’s great! That last bit about telling our secrets to your friends is so accurate. Because women do do that, and we kno they do that, but women think we don’t kno you do that.

  • @yylevans
    @yylevans 2 месяца назад +20

    59 year old white guy here. Prolly not your demographic, however you consistently make me laugh. Love it.

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx Месяц назад

      59 year old white guy is DEFINITELY her demographic.

  • @walrus_lobotomy
    @walrus_lobotomy 2 месяца назад +14

    Jordan Jensen: Coherent Incoherence

  • @cdmp777
    @cdmp777 2 месяца назад +21

    Lmaoo!! I needed this. Thanks for sharing❤😂

  • @1_evi
    @1_evi Месяц назад +3

    It scares me to think about it and take it seriously, so i'm glad she put this out

  • @sensorydeprivationskvnk
    @sensorydeprivationskvnk 2 месяца назад +42

    this was cathartic to watch

  • @Chesty_Puller
    @Chesty_Puller 2 месяца назад +49

    “You miss your mom sometimes” lmao 😅

  • @matty55890
    @matty55890 2 месяца назад +11

    I love that she’s kinda angry 🙂I love you Jordan!!!!

  • @VanessaDuFoe
    @VanessaDuFoe 2 месяца назад +43

    I fucking love you 😂

  • @soarsmith6624
    @soarsmith6624 Месяц назад +1

    This was so incredibly funny, what an amazing set.

  • @brittanycronk1206
    @brittanycronk1206 Месяц назад

    Jordan, I love what you said and how you said it and it was so pure with the rage and in a hilarious way.

  • @rokmiklic8718
    @rokmiklic8718 2 месяца назад +6

    I LOVE EVERYTHING U SAID! thank u for existing

  • @notagiantseaslug5523
    @notagiantseaslug5523 20 дней назад

    We disagree on politics but you’re the funniest ever.😅.

  • @AshEllieRose
    @AshEllieRose 2 месяца назад +4

    Love you Jordan! You are the GOAT ❤

  • @westonlong
    @westonlong 2 месяца назад +47

    Well you are very quickly becoming my favorite comic

    • @cptmuska
      @cptmuska 2 месяца назад

      Please tell me why???

    • @filipeventura2729
      @filipeventura2729 2 месяца назад +8

      @@cptmuska why do you care with such urgency? Weird.

    • @westonlong
      @westonlong 2 месяца назад +4

      @@cptmuska because she makes me laugh, why else?

  • @cojac24420
    @cojac24420 Месяц назад +1

    Your throwing HEAT. KEEP GOING

  • @AD-xn7pt
    @AD-xn7pt Месяц назад +1

    She destroyed the first girl😅😂

  • @TheFelloMello
    @TheFelloMello 2 месяца назад +21

    Jordan too based.

  • @pyrokinetic_666
    @pyrokinetic_666 Месяц назад +2

    Jordan is The Riff Queen

  • @Solalola11
    @Solalola11 Месяц назад +3

    "schlow" went highly unappreciated

  • @steelers530yc8
    @steelers530yc8 Месяц назад +1

    Jordan your Awesome. Omgoodness🖤🖤..

  • @Samsonfs
    @Samsonfs 2 месяца назад +20

    The tongue 😭

  • @KrakoaForAll
    @KrakoaForAll 2 месяца назад +12

    Jordan is such a real comedian. Excited for her to have a platform during this administration. Now that the Austin hack shit is mainstream, Jordan will be leading comedians in the counterculture
    Pendulum swinging left as we speak

  • @willkenway
    @willkenway 2 месяца назад +1

    Great work Jordan. I'll be watching more of your stuff. 👍

  • @eZelliE
    @eZelliE Месяц назад +2

    Jordan you’re so fucking funny I love you😭

  • @nerfinatorrr9981
    @nerfinatorrr9981 Месяц назад

    I thought that michael blaustein was when intrusive thoughts won. Jordan said hold my beer 🍺 🤣

  • @mr.martyr8573
    @mr.martyr8573 2 месяца назад +2

    The woman is fuckin brilliant. She’s so quick.

  • @akumu9x9
    @akumu9x9 2 месяца назад +18

    ******Hides from the Light*****

  • @JosephDillman
    @JosephDillman Месяц назад +1

    3:40 "Let's shake shit up" is a definite percentage of why some voted Trump.

    • @JymDyer
      @JymDyer Месяц назад +1

      It takes some amnesia and susceptibility to think that the guy whose last "shakeup" was a dumpster fire with grift is now going to do things differently and somehow better.

    • @Anonymous-uw4sr
      @Anonymous-uw4sr Месяц назад +1

      ​@@JymDyer Definitely better than the other options.

  • @jolenejohnson8924
    @jolenejohnson8924 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “spray painted in the light a gold” omggggggggg lol lol

  • @somersby64
    @somersby64 2 месяца назад +7

    Lookin forward to catch your show when you swing by!

  • @joshk.6246
    @joshk.6246 2 месяца назад +1

    Jordan you are the best.

  • @heyrobgray
    @heyrobgray 2 месяца назад +14

    This is great haha.

  • @jesses9490
    @jesses9490 2 месяца назад +104

    I appreciate the frustration coming through on this idiocy.

    • @jackharle1251
      @jackharle1251 2 месяца назад +4

      Be more specific.

    • @elizabethcablesings
      @elizabethcablesings 2 месяца назад +23

      @@jesses9490 no don't

    • @aimeestanley9546
      @aimeestanley9546 2 месяца назад

      😂​@@elizabethcablesings

    • @dh7425
      @dh7425 2 месяца назад +2

      🤣😂 love that your hate is grammatically lazy. U.S.A U.S.A x

    • @JayKno420
      @JayKno420 2 месяца назад +5

      Your candidate choked on The View... just admit she was a terrible candidate that was uncomfortable in her own skin

  • @joef1299
    @joef1299 2 месяца назад +26

    Jordan is BASED.

  • @bridgetisjonesing5007
    @bridgetisjonesing5007 Месяц назад

    Jordan is hilarious!!!

  • @kendrapayne7598
    @kendrapayne7598 2 месяца назад

    The best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thank you Jordan. I need that 😅😊😊😊😊😊

  • @jmanzano81
    @jmanzano81 2 месяца назад +1

    I just stumbled upon Jordan Jensen a few weeks ago and she’s definitely top 3 for me right now. She’s so fucking funny, I’d like to have a beer with her and just talk shit. ❤️☺️

  • @KatherineElrod
    @KatherineElrod 2 месяца назад +7

    If you’ve never seen a manic episode before…well, here you go.

  • @CallMeMisterPibbs
    @CallMeMisterPibbs 2 месяца назад

    Hilarious and your hair looks amazing!

  • @earugo2531
    @earugo2531 2 месяца назад

    This lady just gets better and better.

  • @MaxIronsThird
    @MaxIronsThird 2 месяца назад +34

    Jordan forgot Kamala is a prosecutor, she would definitely not be giving out forehead kisses

    • @brandonlantier
      @brandonlantier 2 месяца назад

      Yeah I got beef with the cause shes a woman vote her in bit, joke or no joke. I know entirely too many women that were voting for Hillary and Kamala cause of their sex, and had no idea about their politics.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 2 месяца назад

      Kamala is just a complete chameleon of a person. She has blended into every aspect of life to fit in and compromised every element of a real life to pursue power.
      She's a childless woman in her 60's and is campaigning on this concept "America needs a mother". People don't like to admit it because it feels misogynistic to say, but she got where she is by sleeping with Willy Brown. Personally I find women like that to be morally reprehensible.

    • @rg8438
      @rg8438 Месяц назад +1

      ya she was pretty hardcore in that job.

    • @Trip-x1i
      @Trip-x1i Месяц назад +1

      Be the forehead kiss you want to see in the world. 🙏✊

  • @jackd9300
    @jackd9300 Месяц назад

    Finally a good female comedian

  • @squiddleink
    @squiddleink Месяц назад

    Your incredible Jordan... Yes you are

  • @Anonymous-uw4sr
    @Anonymous-uw4sr Месяц назад +3

    Damn Jordan I disagree with you politically, but I still love you

  • @proudestmommy
    @proudestmommy 2 месяца назад +2

    Jordan for president 🤪

  • @johnnyfleak8760
    @johnnyfleak8760 2 месяца назад +1

    I fucking love the way you think, let's shake things up a bit, got to love it. much love from Texas _Johnny

  • @jforozco12
    @jforozco12 Месяц назад

    absolutely deranged lmao. love her style!

  • @cariiinen
    @cariiinen 2 месяца назад +7

    Love Jordan

  • @Freddisred
    @Freddisred 2 месяца назад +10

    Hell yeah

  • @quantumquark343
    @quantumquark343 2 месяца назад +22

    This was fucking hilarious, ignore the snowflakes who can't take political jokes

    • @Sean-mf3ll
      @Sean-mf3ll 2 месяца назад

      TRUMP WON! 😂

    • @russell_the_love_muscle
      @russell_the_love_muscle 2 месяца назад +1

      Woah, Kid Rock watches Jordan Jensen!

    • @JayKno420
      @JayKno420 2 месяца назад +1

      There were no jokes I'm basking in her unhinged tears

  • @dmpunk1000
    @dmpunk1000 2 месяца назад +2

    Jordan is the best. That is all. 🤘

  • @kellyinCT09
    @kellyinCT09 2 месяца назад +6

    You bring me so much fucking joy

  • @Elliott-f2b
    @Elliott-f2b 2 месяца назад +2

    more please, love your work

  • @joshw9736
    @joshw9736 2 месяца назад +1

    She is so great. 😍😂

  • @alterglobo
    @alterglobo 2 месяца назад +4

    Every single minute I like you more.

  • @ASLVN.-nz4fv
    @ASLVN.-nz4fv Месяц назад +1

    🤣 christ Jordan is wild

  • @litterbox2010
    @litterbox2010 2 месяца назад +1

    She's so fking good, lmao.

  • @Hogan.the.king69
    @Hogan.the.king69 Месяц назад

    Imagine if she replied on any social media accounts

  • @ACARD420
    @ACARD420 2 месяца назад

    Jordan is the best!!! 😊

  • @fredahlberg7193
    @fredahlberg7193 Месяц назад +2

    Personally, im usually defending female comedians who get ripped on but i see 90% of these comments are saying shes the best, funniest, etc. I didnt laugh once. Or even chuckle. Its a shame. I wanted to. Just didn't find her funny. I coukdnt understand half of it, sounded muffled. Ill look up more of her and try anither chance.

    • @Anonymous-uw4sr
      @Anonymous-uw4sr Месяц назад +2

      Listen to her specials :)

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle 26 дней назад +2

      Yeah, she really needs to stay away from politics. She other sets are great, but she just doesn’t know shit when it comes to politics and it completely kills her sets.

  • @richardlopez2932
    @richardlopez2932 Месяц назад

    Where I come from, as in, personal experience, Jews with that very specific tone...don't usually get there until after 2 bar mitzvahs, 1/2 a wedding, a punk song they don't recognize and a lot (a lot) of loud social-enabling.
    And...I don't know how to rate this.
    You don't know?
    I don't know.

  • @CraigMooreIII
    @CraigMooreIII 2 месяца назад +2

    Go off Jordan 😂

  • @AmandaLamy82
    @AmandaLamy82 9 дней назад

    I can’t imagine being someone as big-hearted as Jordan Jensen and still attracting the wave of needlessly antagonistic nonsense that is the bulk of this comment section. But I guess the generous ones have their necks out and this abuse is par for the course.

  • @avemazov
    @avemazov 2 месяца назад +3

    The promo pic for your special should be you cradling a beatifically smiling Kim Jong Un

    • @Trip-x1i
      @Trip-x1i Месяц назад +1

      She specifically needs to be cradling that one photo of Kim Jong Un where he's making like a soyboy face and scowling. So you've got Jordan's saintly smile juxtaposed against the GRUMPIEST lil KJU in all existence.

  • @ralphdavino9487
    @ralphdavino9487 Месяц назад

    This is the absolute best!!

  • @astroguero
    @astroguero Месяц назад

    That seems mean to Sheryl LOL

  • @Bradleyey
    @Bradleyey 2 месяца назад

    Dude you’re my hero.

  • @monyeeet23
    @monyeeet23 Месяц назад

    Leave cheryl out of this 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gravyoverpotatos
    @gravyoverpotatos 2 месяца назад +6

    this is fucking funny lmafo

  • @silentdecay
    @silentdecay 2 месяца назад

    Beautifully done

  • @DaveGrohlsillegitimateChild
    @DaveGrohlsillegitimateChild 2 месяца назад +6

    The audience was uncomfortable but i love her drilling in on em lol😂

  • @robertmoye7565
    @robertmoye7565 2 месяца назад +1

    Hilarious gut punches.

  • @littlebitsofzen
    @littlebitsofzen 2 месяца назад +1

    You‘re the GOAT!

  • @Downs-Indroam
    @Downs-Indroam 2 месяца назад

    Clips are a great thing to post.
    Thank you 😊

  • @KOSMS
    @KOSMS 2 месяца назад +1

    im loving all the dude reply’s 😎

  • @Bloomberg19
    @Bloomberg19 2 месяца назад +1

    I fucking love this

  • @courtneyacoleman
    @courtneyacoleman Месяц назад +1

    I can’t even…

  • @Rougenodengonsi
    @Rougenodengonsi Месяц назад

    Whoo is this guy who keeps breaking up with you and icing you out periodically for years? I have had enouughh of him messing with your life/ heart lol. He needs to start paying a fine every time he abandons you and expects you to still take him back, I’m so serious 😁

    • @BingbongDeNiro
      @BingbongDeNiro Месяц назад +1

      on her podcast RIP Jordan Jensen, she goes way in depth about it and (from this side of the quasi-parasocial fence) seems to be in a good mental spot lately. lots of fun ass guests, standups, friends, sister, mom, etc. it's a rip roarin good time

  • @asymptoticsingularity9281
    @asymptoticsingularity9281 11 дней назад

    Politics brings out the stupid in people.

  • @baleighmorey1626
    @baleighmorey1626 Месяц назад +1

    I think the only thing youve ever said that annoyed me was about trump... ugh

  • @dash_flixs2644
    @dash_flixs2644 14 дней назад

    The reason people voted for Trump was because Kamala was just a terrible candidate...I mean...really bad...so bad that people were like , nah 🤣

  • @roscoestark6589
    @roscoestark6589 2 месяца назад +1

    I want to come see you in person, you ever come to Albany or Saratoga?