This is the... third or forth clip of Jordan's stand up I have seen. Super funny. I am hoping we see a lot more of this from her. Big career coming that way.
Been watching a lot of RUclips comedy clips lately and this is the first one that's actually funny, doesn't bait the audience into an argument, and doesn't have a cringe title. Thank you.
This girl sweated me since I was 18 and she was 15...I messaged her to apologize for something 15 years later and 3 months later she dumped me...I felt so stupid...this girl had been a Suicide Girl and done all kinds of things that aren't my kinks and suddenly...I couldn't get enough...I think I smelled her armpit or something I'd never done before and from then on...I was hooked...all she would have had to do back then...we coulda saved the time and her stalking fetish....cuz that was weird
@100samanthamarie I apologize - when someone says that someone "sweats them" it means that at that point in time they were the heavy pursuer rather than the one being pursued. This person grew up and had blossomed into something beyond the person that had been a fan at my concerts as a younger lady...it was just night and day - including that we had switched dominance roles in the relationship - whatever she said to do I tried and thoroughly enjoyed the experience. I was in a very vulnerable point in my life too if I'm being honest. As far as the armpit thing goes, she had armpit hair and blue hair on her head and there was just a pleasant musk to her - not dirty - just her scent...she was young, confident and beautiful...as opposed to before she had grown up...I apologize for the length - life is fully of ironies...she's the one girl I swore to stay away from when younger ;)
@@Android-Zen maybe, but the only faces I have stared at deeply while tripping are those of my girlfriends. Some looked normal, others would wig me out.
i’ve done that drunk 😂 even worse i dropped a huge piece and preceded to eat it off my floor cus i reminded myself i had just washed the floor 😂😭🤷♀️🤦♀️😂
😂 seriously first-hand new last night you are absolutely hilarious is embarrassing walking around my earbuds in keep cracking up out loud making me look insane neighbours look worried
Jesus christ, youre absolutely hilarious Jordan, i haven't laughed this since..earlier today when i saw one of your ither clips, hope to see you in Austin someday!
There are once in a lifetime things you cross off of your bucket list....and... THEN there are the dozens......I literally just made this up. I want to see Jordan live a doze times before I die. I will custom make this card AND ask Jordan to punch it every time.
"I don't know why I'm giving him a scottish accent" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 And I was thinking the exact same thing, but it sounded like an Irish pirate... I also thought that the guy should just pull in a lazy boy to the bathroom, and just go ahead and make it a theater experience?
I'm 50 been a comedy fan/connoisseur since I became a class clown at 12 and you got it imo woman!! :) Holy shit u are hilarious! hahahaha. Looking forward to u coming out to Vegas.
There's loads of comedians who I find very funny on podcasts but whose standup I find at best tolerable. Jordan is a very funny standup. Even her crowd work is great.
WOW you’re brilliant sis! The way you worked your crowd was insanely crafty! I’m a Transman and the conversation about the shaved puzzy, was SUCH a great topic. It was overly sexual, it was causal, still somehow not that uncomfortable, loosened folks up and actually extremely educational. I was born in Oakland, raised in Ohio then moved back out to Cali. So the joke about the Midwest shaved all the way, was so insightful and actually perplexed me in a way that said Hey, how the fuxk does she know that!!! Just like East coast/West coast lingo--there’s west coast /east coast comfortable levels, I suppose. How you’ve learned that and shared so so insightful. I’m glad you’re here and I found your material. I’m 39, so it’s about time we starting shining some light on these lgbt+ perspectives in a light hearted and fun way. Cheers 🥃
None of my gfs _ever_ hid stuff from me, but they've all been pretty white trashy, minus the white part for my wife 🤣🤣🤣... but fyi that's so _NOT_ a Scottish accent 😂😜 The short you posted was definitely a good edit of the longer clip, but man seeing it all here makes it even funnier, I'm so happy with the algorithm right now!
I swear it here and now. Jordan....I do know you...I do. You ARE me...Until now, my animal spirit has been the honey badger. Now, it is you. i once dated you. She was amazing.
It's a 90% of women thing unfortunately. The other 8% are the ones that tolerate it because you like it, and 2% are the ones who actually enjoy it with you and on their own
My ex always wanted to take showers together. Not even in a sexual way most of the time. Ive seen her shave multiple times. I remember the first time seeing her shave, i was laughing so hard at her because of the stance she was in, it was exactly how Jordan described it 😂
Yeah to toxicity? Like be honest about who you are. Also BOTH ladies and gentlemen. Get a beard trimmer as it doesn't catch your junk. Set a setting and give yourself a nice lawn. It's not hard, takes little time, AND improves the experience for everyone. My wife kept using shitty Bic razers. It took me so long to get her to use my good quality. Gillette razors. And now she's like that was so much better. Now we just both use a beard trimmer.
'The artillerys by the bunker by the health paaaaack' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the... third or forth clip of Jordan's stand up I have seen. Super funny. I am hoping we see a lot more of this from her. Big career coming that way.
Ditto. My intention is 2 watch em all. This woman knows her shit eh
Same !: ) I watched all their stuff on RUclips
Hopefully. Apparently, they only give unfunny women specials it seems though
Jordan you're my favorite lesbian jazz musician who also does comedy.
She's straight
😭💯
I wish she was a homo. Not that I’d have a chance in hell… Actually , I’m glad she’s straight. Better there’s no chance in hell.
She loves the D. Her words, not mine. But...She loves it
@@davidc5820she's also not a jazz musician lol it's pretty clearly a joke
I just discovered Jordan. One of my new favorite comedians for sure. She is a killer!
Been watching a lot of RUclips comedy clips lately and this is the first one that's actually funny, doesn't bait the audience into an argument, and doesn't have a cringe title. Thank you.
😂 she's pretty much all we've got ladies
I like how she cracked herself up at the end 😂. She is funny 😄. I like how she can joke about women’s sexuality and make it fun and normal.
Everyone morning, I wake up hoping to find a new clip of your standup so I can start my day laughing my ass off. 🙌🏽😂
Yes, indeed. Best fuckin doses are hers!
Proud of Adam Sandler's transition
Underrated comment
lmao
I love that she liked it ❤😂
Duuuuuude, legendary comment.
I'll never unsee/unhear it.
Jokes aside, when you really desire someone, you will watch them do almost anything and find it exciting. Love your stand up btw!
This girl sweated me since I was 18 and she was 15...I messaged her to apologize for something 15 years later and 3 months later she dumped me...I felt so stupid...this girl had been a Suicide Girl and done all kinds of things that aren't my kinks and suddenly...I couldn't get enough...I think I smelled her armpit or something I'd never done before and from then on...I was hooked...all she would have had to do back then...we coulda saved the time and her stalking fetish....cuz that was weird
Bro😂😇
@andrewhart6200 wut
Facts
@100samanthamarie I apologize - when someone says that someone "sweats them" it means that at that point in time they were the heavy pursuer rather than the one being pursued. This person grew up and had blossomed into something beyond the person that had been a fan at my concerts as a younger lady...it was just night and day - including that we had switched dominance roles in the relationship - whatever she said to do I tried and thoroughly enjoyed the experience. I was in a very vulnerable point in my life too if I'm being honest. As far as the armpit thing goes, she had armpit hair and blue hair on her head and there was just a pleasant musk to her - not dirty - just her scent...she was young, confident and beautiful...as opposed to before she had grown up...I apologize for the length - life is fully of ironies...she's the one girl I swore to stay away from when younger ;)
Just by the way she talks, you can tell how much fun she would be to hang with
Right? She's like the buddy you always wanted...and it's not gay to want to bang her
Jordan is the shit 😂 🔥
Jordan's dark voice sounds like Jon Bernthal in the Punisher. "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" 😂
"It's gotta be the glass; it can't be real, what I'm seeing" 😂
I love when Jordan laughs :)
Jordan has the type of face that looks wild when you're tripping.
It’s the eyes I think
>>>>>
To be fair, all faces look wild when you're tripping. 😅
@@Android-Zen >>> Thats why I never look in a mirror. Tripping or otherwise.
@@Android-Zen maybe, but the only faces I have stared at deeply while tripping are those of my girlfriends. Some looked normal, others would wig me out.
Well, that was fast.... Jordan, you have moved to the top of my list of favs with this one ! And that's not a trivial thing.... congratulations!
I’ve only seen your bits on instagram, and what a pleasure seeing this channel with longer clips
I literally ate cheese cake with my hands last night
i’ve done that drunk 😂 even worse i dropped a huge piece and preceded to eat it off my floor cus i reminded myself i had just washed the floor 😂😭🤷♀️🤦♀️😂
Currently doing this 😂
I get to watch her set live for the first time in 3 hours! I can't fucking wait.
The only person the makes me laugh out loud consistently
Damn, she is so fucking funny. Need to see her live someday
Great set! First time hearing her stuff.
😂 seriously first-hand new last night you are absolutely hilarious is embarrassing walking around my earbuds in keep cracking up out loud making me look insane neighbours look worried
Best line to end a comedy clip with
1) Please do another special.
2) Please tour in Europe, preferrably in Oslo
Huge fan. You and Shane Gillis are my top 2 ahead of dave chapelle
and Netherlands :)
Half hour coming out soon
Berlin!
If you could add the things the crowd says as subs it would be nice❤ loving ur work
If you’re ever booked in Tacoma or Seattle I’m definitely coming to see you !
jordan is so fucking underrated! great crowd work 😂🤣
Jesus christ, youre absolutely hilarious Jordan, i haven't laughed this since..earlier today when i saw one of your ither clips, hope to see you in Austin someday!
I love you . . .
YOU DON’T KNOW ME
Thanks for the video
Never fails to get me to laugh. lmfao
My favorite female comedian on Insta and real life! 😂
❤ I hope she starts an OnlyFans ❤ 😂 (algo)
There are once in a lifetime things you cross off of your bucket list....and... THEN there are the dozens......I literally just made this up. I want to see Jordan live a doze times before I die. I will custom make this card AND ask Jordan to punch it every time.
"I don't know why I'm giving him a scottish accent" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 And I was thinking the exact same thing, but it sounded like an Irish pirate... I also thought that the guy should just pull in a lazy boy to the bathroom, and just go ahead and make it a theater experience?
That in no way was a Scottish or Irish accent 😂 not sure exactly, but it was very proud whatever it was 🤣🥰
It's a Cornish accent.
@@BooBuKittyPhuk West Country/Cornish.
I'm 50 been a comedy fan/connoisseur since I became a class clown at 12 and you got it imo woman!! :) Holy shit u are hilarious! hahahaha. Looking forward to u coming out to Vegas.
Fuckin-a, right.
Shit, I'm convinced we're a split soul, homie. Fuckin love ya!
Mom has my full support💗
OMFG yes to all of it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's loads of comedians who I find very funny on podcasts but whose standup I find at best tolerable.
Jordan is a very funny standup. Even her crowd work is great.
I agree, until she does a set on politics. Her sets on politics suck ass. Everything else she does is hilarious.
I love being "me," with Jordan!
Funniest lady out there BY FAR!
best eyebrows in the biz
I wish I could do that voice she's doing 😂😂😂 grrrrrrrrrrr
One of the best doing it right now.
WOW you’re brilliant sis! The way you worked your crowd was insanely crafty! I’m a Transman and the conversation about the shaved puzzy, was SUCH a great topic. It was overly sexual, it was causal, still somehow not that uncomfortable, loosened folks up and actually extremely educational. I was born in Oakland, raised in Ohio then moved back out to Cali. So the joke about the Midwest shaved all the way, was so insightful and actually perplexed me in a way that said Hey, how the fuxk does she know that!!! Just like East coast/West coast lingo--there’s west coast /east coast comfortable levels, I suppose. How you’ve learned that and shared so so insightful. I’m glad you’re here and I found your material. I’m 39, so it’s about time we starting shining some light on these lgbt+ perspectives in a light hearted and fun way. Cheers 🥃
Best female comedian i have seen .
I show this clip to anyone who says women aren't funny
Jordan, you da best.
So funny! Then she tells an audience member to stop laughing?! 😂🤔
She's great.
I'ma date this chick some day lol
Checked your profile, I admire your confidence lol
Jordan could be gender-bent Batman
You’re hilarious!!
Good times.
You rock, Jordan!
Please come to Tacoma
Nobody does better crowd work
I do NOT get this crap with shaving. Maybe a slight trim to keep the length under control but nothing where you can tell anything is going on.
Hysterical but also let people have hobbies lmfao
Back to back jokes on your page. I'm going through it. You rule.
None of my gfs _ever_ hid stuff from me, but they've all been pretty white trashy, minus the white part for my wife 🤣🤣🤣... but fyi that's so _NOT_ a Scottish accent 😂😜
The short you posted was definitely a good edit of the longer clip, but man seeing it all here makes it even funnier, I'm so happy with the algorithm right now!
New fan, I see why your popping!
Midwest is shaving full bald lmao
Jesus, you are so funny.
She’s like if Dory was R rated
So weird that guys with a hobby that involves great hand eye coordination, timing, and micro dexterity would be good in bed.
Great stuff lady
Jordan, I'd watch you shave and still love you lolol
I swear it here and now. Jordan....I do know you...I do. You ARE me...Until now, my animal spirit has been the honey badger. Now, it is you. i once dated you. She was amazing.
So funny!
5:30 - ❤🔥
Did she really just compare video games to shaving your pubic area? Yea, that’s totally the same…
Soooo funny.
Reminds me of illiza
Jordan is like mixture of louie and ian
If you just slowed down a bit you'd be perfect louie
Is disliking videogames an old person thing?
It's a 90% of women thing unfortunately. The other 8% are the ones that tolerate it because you like it, and 2% are the ones who actually enjoy it with you and on their own
Glassman & Ari sent me
SUPER funny! I detect a bit of the Iliza Schlesinger sound and vibe... which I love.
Jordan I love you but I can pretend that I don't if it means you'll pay attention to me
My ex always wanted to take showers together. Not even in a sexual way most of the time. Ive seen her shave multiple times. I remember the first time seeing her shave, i was laughing so hard at her because of the stance she was in, it was exactly how Jordan described it 😂
Yup. In our shower, I will go first. Then I wash her hair and back and then I'm out. Nobody needs to see that angle ever.
😂❤😅😊
I prefer a little stubble
How the hell have I only discovered your stuff today? You're a fucking scream.
I would marry Jordan.
I didn't realize Jordan was this uptight
I've seen my gf shave before many times lol
I wish you was my kindergarten teacher
Yeah to toxicity? Like be honest about who you are.
Also BOTH ladies and gentlemen. Get a beard trimmer as it doesn't catch your junk. Set a setting and give yourself a nice lawn. It's not hard, takes little time, AND improves the experience for everyone.
My wife kept using shitty Bic razers. It took me so long to get her to use my good quality. Gillette razors. And now she's like that was so much better. Now we just both use a beard trimmer.
😂😂
I love you
😂😅😂😢
thats why u find a dude that will cut it 4 u
I wish I was her step brother
Joran is killer! Lover her crazy ADHD energy.
Jordan.
Comedienne
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Id pay to see this lady