Caustic vs Marvwon
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Caustic @JustCaustic vs Marvwon @Marvwon hosted by Dirtbag Dan. Filmed live in San Jose on August 14th, 2015
By Andrew Boer @BoerDigital
This was two friends having fun. There is no winner or loser. Great battle tons of laughs.
Caustic is damn hilarious ... I like battles like this I'm tired of these gun bars
caustic is literally the king of roasting in this battle rap shit...give him a topic and hill kill anyone in front of him. get him some top tier opponents like rich dolarz or somethin.
I'm niiiiiiice!!! -Rich Dollaz lol
+Mjuxtapose03 marwwon is way above Rich Dolarz. that dude is sleeping somewhere and has been for a decade.
+AlexParker1981 yea u right, I kinda just threw that name out there. haha, wasn't he supposed to be at one of the events awhile back and couldn't show? Yea he did kinda dissapear, but I still think he's nice ever since that daylyt battle he convinced me. but I was just tryna say caustic deserves bigger names, how about a shotty horroh? pat stay? or at least let him get revenge on arcane. that's a pretty big grudge match. we should just list all the potential great matchups for caustic cuz he honestly matchups well against almost anyone.
Mjuxtapose03 true with all those matches. I think he could easily beat any of those names. and they should go down. and i want to see him battle soul and them get personal but get paid not to fight and just let out the air on that. souls too good right now.
+Mjuxtapose03 Lol Rich Dolarz top tier? What is this 2012?
You know how I know your overweight? You snore while your awake. 😆😆😅
+Leyland Stevenson yes...those were the words
Leyland Stevenson that was mean
''You've been on the same Quest for 20 years like the Legend of Zelda''.
WHY WOULD YOU FIGHT A PERSON WITH CANCER? WHO _ARE_ YOU?
+Billy Shakes hahaha I was in tears when I heard that!
If he has got cancer imma win 😂😂😂😂😂
Best battle banter ever 😂😂😂
That was a close one, but ima have to give it to Jeff Ross 2-1
I'm giving it to Donald Trump
+SevenRayedGod He sounds like Jeff Ross not looks like him haha
+trickeynoncrew Or because he just roasted Marv with jokes.
+trickeynoncrew Or because he just roasted Marv with jokes.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees his face when caustic speaks.
This should have way more views, one of the funniest battles ever
Honestly, I don't even care who won this; this was one of the funniest battles I have watched, ever
y is this low key one of the best battles of all time?
absolute757 I feel it Fam, counter productive doesn't have that much exposure at the moment but you never know it might blow up
I seriously think Caustic would do good in URL. If Real Deal could do it Caustic definitely can.
Real Deal does well because he has straight bars, Caustic relies on his D list sense of humor. He might have made it from 2008-2011 but he'd get boo'd in 2017. Deadass
Maybe, I don't really know what URL standards are anymore. I hardly watch it now days. Long ass battles about dudes trying to prove they are hard as fuck, shit got boring.
There's plenty of things wrong with URL but that's not one of them
Maybe not I don't know. I was watching Mike P vs Chef Trez right now trying to give URL another shot and I got bored after their first rounds. Half the time I don't even know what they're talking about.. I'm fucking with UDUBB a little bit right now. Hopefully they get bigger, I like the High Stakes 2 event so far. More vets and legends facing off.
Bro straight up
Just now seeing this, hahaha. Caustic is cold-blooded, Good Lord that shit was brutal but so funny. I really want to see Caustic vs. Pat Stay.
One of the funniest underrated battles
these are my favorite battles to watch. you can tell everyone in front of the camera enjoyed it. good job Marv and caustic
Caustic: do you know how I know you're overweight?
Marv: how?
Caustic: because you fcuking snore while you're awake!
Haha, classic bar!
I love battles like this.
Old school feel.
Back to the essence.
Lose the big guy image and have some fun.
#Salute from Cbus!
"Try it, I fuckin double dare you"-
Fucking love this battle. Shout out to Dan for being probably the funniest host out there
Marv Won has to be the coolest dude in battle rap. That is all.
BEAViS HiGH ON VOLT COLA fasho he's coo AF, meet him once and was the nicest dude.
Friendliest battle crowd ever lol
hahaha word
I LOVED THIS BATTLE, u can tell these guys (DAN INCLUDED) are real friends so that makes it THAT MUCH BETTER
Can we get a buddy cop TV show starring Marv & Caustic or what
obese won kenobi
so many strange and and awkward pause moments in this battle. well done fellas
And the winner is... Us! Hilarious battle not a dry eye in the house.
''why woul you fight someone with cancer?! who are u?'' lmfao
"Obese Won Kenobe!" That was good.
"It's hard for me to be mean to this guy cause he look on the outside how I feel on the inside."
That was incredibly real...
buhahahahhaha the banter at 9:15 was the best!!!!!! Caustic u killed it
Mr Giggles with the purple shirt never been to a battle
He's actually been battling for a long time lol
Fucking epic fellas. Thank you for this event
Marv is low-key one of the funniest dudes in battle rap. Not talking about his bars I'm talking about him as a person.
I feel like Caustic's fat jokes shit on that Rone round that went viral.
You can tell by Caustics flows and rhyme style here that he did write Arcanes lines for his battle with Diz.
I think the PayPal statement was enough to convince me , didn't take 2 years to notice
VoidRepJR Word. I just came back to peep it again.
Watch Arcain vs Chedda Cheese. That's the battle caustic helped Arcain with not the Diz battle, because Caustic was supposed to battle Chedda but he couldn't get into Canada so Arcain payed him for his material.
TuckFheIlluminati #bars
MrCoughupalung exactlly
Caustic: “I’m 6 foot, 220. You’re 6 foot, 2 of me.” 😂😂😂
Dirtbag Dan's reactions > the whole battle lol
This shit is hilarious, I love these battles of comedy, no stupid gun shit, just friends joking and laughing and everyone having a fun time and shit, Caustic is the man.
This is by far the most hilarious battle ever
"I'm 6ft two twenty, your 6ft an two of me" LOL
13:56 everything from this bar is pure gold❤️
holy shit caustic went all Patrice O'Neal at the end. if Marc dies he's gona feel terrible.
#contentkings my night went from shit to AWWW SHITTT!!!hahahaha
I wanna see Caustic vs Pat Stay.
poor Marv lmao Caustic destroyed him. Caustic vs Illmac for the chain he should be #1 contender by default.
Holy shit! That battle would be fucking crazy! I really wanna see that now so bad!
MachineGunsNRoses indeeed
+Kartoon da Kariktah Caustic likely can't get into Canada so that might limit him. I think that if (or when?) Illmac beats Rone that Caustic should be one of the guys considered (along with Shotty and maybe the winner of Soul vs. Chilla Jones)
If they held the event in America then no one can make excuses about not being able to cross the border lol.
+Kartoon da Kariktah Chain can only be won on Canadian Soil
Obese Wan Kanobi!!!!! best line in the battle
So.....Caustic cant be beat. Thats all.
+Mandi Franks He already lost to JC
yeah Ill definitely give you that one, hes incredible though!!!
Caustic is a king at roasting
One of his only clear losses was vs diz, and tht was MAD long ago
rone might of edged him
"I'm six foot two-twenty, you six foot two of me"
marvs face after the mini mark Henry line lmao
I don't condone this." -Bar of the night
marvwon had some haymakers but he was going against a beast on a roasting mission. once the roasting starts and you stick to it it just builds momentum if you do it right. caustic fucking 3-0'd homie. I know marwon had some slept on bars and it's not that people were sleeping on him it's just that the jokes were so good they were haymakers each time. creative. real life shit. and that ending about avocado already editing his memorial video was insane because statistically overweight people do die young.
Marv one need to increase his BPM (Bars Per Minute). That's what actually makes him lose harder.
Good battle, fun to watch, dbd explaining lines was hilarious
One of the best battles ever posted
Caustic vs Big-T?
caustic vs rone next for the chain
great prediction *reeematch*
halfway through this battle and ive beennlaughing my fucking ass off this whole time hahaha good battle caustic and marv props to both of yas
Caustic round 1...funniest ever. this battle was too friendly though lol.
great battle, Caust killed it
Lmfao this is the best battle
Them Family Fued and "stays with the 9/damn near perfect" punches were fuego
Peep Trizz in the backround!! hes gonna be a legend
Can't believe I missed this battle. Shit was hilarious.
That family feud line tho 🔥
The fuck is up with marvs laugh, sounds like a happy goat
What is yall doin 😂😂
Shit i thought i loved battle rap til i saw dan's reactions lol
i wish marv took this more seriously
I hate when battles are full of jokes but Caustic is the best at this shit. What happened at 7:05?
+Cheech Capone "It's funny how shit didn't WORK OUT cuz he's ashamed to have an ex her size. (exercise).
+sdfsdf sdfsdf Might be because Serius Jones said that 6 months prior versus Ice.
idk what makes him different to me but I fuck with him heavy
Caustic said a fire line about X her size, and Marv said I'm glad it didn't hit with the crowd.
good look. I thought he said something about hitting caustic
Still here 2022
"They just won!" "The state, motherfucker." FUCK that was funny.
8:18 "Don't even shake hands, he is not your friend!"
Caustic does his thing tho he never disappoints
That Legend of Zelda line tho
This battle was just pure fuckery..... and I for one enjoyed it. I've watched this battle probably 20 times
CG20 yup yup same here, this battle is just funny AF.. I mean there best friends so or makes sense. Another good one is Caustic VS Pass
.I've just watched 4 caustic battles in a row & every one of them have used the same no doubt bar on him
this is when caustic's at his best. he's unstoppable
Classic battle Marv came out strong but his big ass got winded. Lol
Marv: what the fuck man?
DBD: 😂 that’s your friend.
funniest battle ive seen in a while
Caustic vs Pat Stay
calico exposed Pat's bully style only works on Canadian children, and illmac bodied him after that. Pat is done in battle rap.
+James Chestnut lol Calico vs pat was terrible....on calicos part he was acting like a child that wasent getting his way, once he realized he was getting bodied by pats bars he started trying to resort to violence to end the battle, since he knew he was under prepared and didnt have shit worth even spitting, pat exposed him for being a fake gangster and pat clearly was the bigger better man by not giving in to calicos petty shit and to me the only one that came out of that battle with there image hurt was calico and i havent seen the pat vs illmac battle yet but im sure itll be a debatable match and if pat decides he still wants to battle you can guarantee theirs gonna be opponents that would line up for the opportunity to go bar for bar with him and there will always be fans that want to see him battle so hes def not done in battle rap unless he chooses to be
I hear all that, but Pat even said he was shook and didn't want to get beat up. He pulls that tough guy roll on little dudes like charron but when somebody his size in his face he bitches up quick. Good riddance. Everyone sees why his punk ass never battled outside Canada before that battle, and he probably won't again.
James Chestnut the intimidation image is just one part of pat stay's (very) versitile style. he's far from done as long as the offer's on the table
though, I'm more interested in what caustic will bring to the table. I bet he will be just as disrespectful to pat as every other battler he faced, and it would be funny if pat got bullied around by little caustic. asides from gimmicks, the battle has the potential of being 10/10
nobody lost this battle except for the dude in a DC hat in 2015
20:42
Didn't know this battle happened till now..... 2020
Forget about gun bars and stick with the fun bars .. hilarious especially the whole big spoon shit
bro this is a roast battle jeff ross wrote this rounds lol
Nice Sean P reference in Marv's ending line. RIP.
CAUSTIC TRAUMATIZED MARV HERE
holy shit Bodybag
I'M TECHNICAL
good vibes
Very entertaining battle!
caustic, relentless. dude doesn't lose. #townbiz
Greatest fat jokes ever respectfully
I’m glad caustic went back to ghostwriting.. dude just doesn’t have the ‘battle rap’ feel to him.
Old school Caustic
April Fools on you teamfourstar... I like this and demand that you make abridged episodes!!!!
lmaoooo this battle was fire
Dang, I didn't think this was gonna be such a 1sided roast session. Almost like they agreed to go easy on each other and then Caustic changed his mind last minute. Always been a Caustic fan but this one turned it up a notch. Jesus fucking Christ.
Trizz been actively present at battle events recently...
best battle funny as hell they were talking while battling lol I heard they are good friends in real lifw
Caustic vs. patstay.......now do it... like fucking now
Nathan Carrillo Caustic would body Pat