Uranium Fungus has gone and got me down… Well i had a talk with the AEC And they brought out some maps that looked glowing to me And one showed me a spot that he said he saw So I tightened my backpack and headed down the road- I recon i hiked about 100 miles Down rocky roads and strange wilds When all of a sudden i bounced a stop At the foot of a creature D̸̡̫̆̀̕î̴̘d̸̰̋ņ̵̮̫́͂t̷̝̜̀̍̎ ̴̺͕̃ͅh̴̩̽͜ã̵͉͝v̶̥͖̖̓e̶̢͚̘͂ ̷̙̰́n̴͔̯̽o̵̠͇̚ ̷͚̗͝ͅf̷̢͓̣̎̐͒ḁ̵̧͌͘c̶̯̒e̸̯͑̄
In Km, isn't that nearly 75-120? The average (roughly) cruising speed of any standard automobile in a highway? So you're telling me, I'd struggle to outrun these things in my fucking car!?
for anyone not knowing what "oculi tui in facie ardeant" is, it's meaning from latin to english is: "let your eyes burn in your face." the plural "ardeants" can make the sentence into "your eyes are burning in your face" as a symptom.
A very nice take on the concept "Stay quiet if you want to survive". Kind of like A quiet place, i like it. As a fellow Analog horror creator, it's always good to see some inspiring ideas!
This is pretty creative analog horror one, this feels like kinda real ig, but at last part "Rununununununuunununn" got me LMAO. The algorithm showed me this video and I really liked it, good video!
WHY DID THEY MAKE US CANADIANS SNACKS IN MY PROVINCE ITS ILLEGAL TO HAVE FIREARMS WITHOUT A LICENCE AND NO AUTOMATIC FIREARMS EITHER! THOSE ARE LITERALLY THE BEST WEAPONS TO KILL THOSE THINGS WHY TRUDO WHY?!?!?!?
This video: if you see an infected, R U N Also this video: an infected can run faster than even the fastest human alive, and almost run twice as fast as said man at their highest speed.
so basically a quiet place
That’s my fav movie
Mine too@@KrustyLobster
@@KrustyLobster lol I thought real
Same
Yeah
“Uranium fever it’s going all around, with a Geiger counter in my hand I’m going out to stake me some government land”
Uranium Fungus has gone and got me down…
Well i had a talk with the AEC
And they brought out some maps that looked glowing to me
And one showed me a spot that he said he saw
So I tightened my backpack and headed down the road-
I recon i hiked about 100 miles
Down rocky roads and strange wilds
When all of a sudden i bounced a stop
At the foot of a creature D̸̡̫̆̀̕î̴̘d̸̰̋ņ̵̮̫́͂t̷̝̜̀̍̎ ̴̺͕̃ͅh̴̩̽͜ã̵͉͝v̶̥͖̖̓e̶̢͚̘͂ ̷̙̰́n̴͔̯̽o̵̠͇̚ ̷͚̗͝ͅf̷̢͓̣̎̐͒ḁ̵̧͌͘c̶̯̒e̸̯͑̄
I love that song!
“Okay but who slipped uranium 235 in my margarita guys”
*starts to grow long arms and legs cutely :3*
"Sorry John, It was meant for Georgie."
bro if that thing is running at me at 45-78 mph im done for bro
In Km, isn't that nearly 75-120? The average (roughly) cruising speed of any standard automobile in a highway? So you're telling me, I'd struggle to outrun these things in my fucking car!?
Don’t run just steal a Bugatti from the top g
45-78, I'll have a chance
@@SKYWORKARMADAthat's literally from double to even triple of Usain bolt, fastest person ever, at 27 miles per hour
@@SKYWORKARMADA"nah, I'd win."
0:29 is in Latin, it translates to “Let your eyes burn in your face”
This station emergencies 2015 there’s 5019 1791 six arms can you count as was SOS he can hold
anomaly: *breaks into my house*
me: *turns doom music to max volume and racks shotgun aggressively*
Mind if i join *loads Apex shotgun with all stats maxed*
@@That_Immortal_One why ofc *charges BFG10000*
damn
@@borednekoguyi think I’m late to the party *grabs out sub space machine gun*
The monsters probably look like a uranium-infected SCP 096
And they actually do
I thought it doesnt have long sharp black claws
New SCP target
I have a good idea! I should report to my superi- no they would probably give me a 2 hour long lecture on why feeding 096 Uranium is a bad idea 😞
I just started the video at 3:00 pm
1:00 They can run at 45 to 78 mph. So if I see one, running would definitely be a great idea.
Government: They show no aggression unless loud sounds are made.
My dad: Sneezes
Me: 🫡
can't even run when that thing is chasing you at 45-78mph my guy.
Missed opportunity to say stay in a shelter with no exit if you are infected
sounds just like a regular Tuesday in California
You meanOhio?
@@albertthomas9037 you have made an unfunny joke and I am now going to steal your oreos.
@@colon44I’m going to steal your ball-
@@albertthomas9037 NOOO MY SINGULAR FOOTBALL HOW COULD YOU
@mothaclysm now time for everyone’s favorite! “Welcome to the underground!” “How are your BALLS?”
"The infected ones show no aggression unless large amounts of sounds are dedicated at it"
same tbh
“run”
me and my friends fighting the monster with out bamboo guns
You guys:cachao
0:29 bro i gifured out the language it means "your eyes on let thier face burn" original: oculi tui in facie andeant
0:42 split second frame. Obvious. But there for those with lesser reflex.
“45 - 78 miles per hour”
“takes out my brand new Bugatti”
800,000 anomalies??!?!?!!?! Nah we're oof!☠️
Me when we’re oof:🤑🤑🤑🤑
800k and like 7 billion people. We might be able to recover. Humanity always survives in some way
"This makes them one of the most dangerous animals on the globe"
*Shows map of Australia*
"Make No Noise"
*proceeds to shoot gun*
missed opportunity to call it “Uranium Fever”
It’s gone and got people down
@awwmahbreadsticks1094 Uranium fever, its spreading all around......with unforseen side effects.
1:08 Of course its aimed at Australia 💀
Hahaha
H
A
If that thing is coming towards me at 45-78 mph I’m breaking the sound barrier
0:42 there is a secret singular frame which shows the monster next to the house with a cross mark
erm actually 🤓 it was about 3-4 frames
“Oculi tui in facie ardeant”:
A phrase in latin that translates to “Let your eyes burn in your face”
If that’s chasing me im gonna turn into creative mode
frrr
How does one accidentally eat uranium also it’s unique how these infected aren’t hostile unless your loud
for anyone not knowing what "oculi tui in facie ardeant" is, it's meaning from latin to english is: "let your eyes burn in your face." the plural "ardeants" can make the sentence into "your eyes are burning in your face" as a symptom.
I can’t drink lead I can’t eat uranium I can’t inhale asbestos what am I even allowed to do anymore
An introvert and an infected person would be the best duo
“Yo this food tastes kinda weird what did you put in this?”
“Oh just some uranium.”
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
This could make a good Plague Inc. Scenario
When I heard uranium fungus my dumb brain thought it was fungus made out of pee 💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🧬🧬🧬
Why am I watching this alone in a room which is half dark ☹️☹️
“they can travel at speeds up to 45-78 mph”
me running at 46-79 mph:
“Schools are still open.”
That would lit be terrifying 💀
"I wonder why so many school kids are dropping like flies"
Gen z in 2014: creepypastas
Gen alpha in 2024: analog horror videos
Well hey at least it’s not brainrot
I remember when I was scared of slenderman 💀
@@Simplysimple-o4h true
'Just run' nuh uh, dark souls roll, Sekiro parry, charged r1, doom super shotgun, doom glory kill. EZ, we'd wipe em in a day.
That’s what I’m saying 😂
we movin to antarctica wit this one 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️
0:30 the text is latin that translates to: your eyes burn in your face
Google says “Let thine eyes see equity”
That one dumb person: hey why is my dog so long and has claws and is runing at me at 45 mph why I think he is just hungry-
"He don't bite" "MOTHERFUCKER HES EATING ME!"
URAAAIIINIUM FEVER HAS COME AND STRUCK ME DOWN!🎵🎵🔥🔥🔥🔥
A very nice take on the concept "Stay quiet if you want to survive". Kind of like A quiet place, i like it.
As a fellow Analog horror creator, it's always good to see some inspiring ideas!
if they show no aggression Im taking them to a picnic to relax,
0:29
oclui tui in facie ardeant means in latin "Let your eyelids burn in your face" in case if anyone is wondering
0:22 “dang it I consumed uranium again!”
Looooooaoaoaol
Well he is *Cooked*
@@UHIy-q6v it’s not funny kid
Dude I was not ready for that " RUN"😭
I want to be an anomaly because if I go 78 kilometers per hour, I can go wherever I want.
When i first saw this video, i thought it was a bit corny, but then i watched the rest of the series.
It's great 😃
"Uranium is SLIGHTLY radioactive"
That means I can eat it right?
Why did I have a nightmare like this before watching this💀
If you want to know what "oculi tui in facie ardeant" means, it means "let your eyes burn in your face" in Latin
Man I hate when I accidentally eat uranium. Happens all the times
NAH
SOME GOOFY AHH ENTITY HAS APPEARED NEARBY
Mmm, i see you have watched "every analog horror be like"?
Solution:thick of it KSI
HELP I WAS SINGING THIS SONG AS I READ THISSS
If that thing can move at me at 45-78 MPH I think running is just pointless and I should channel my inner American
Yes.
“Then it is too late” gave me the chills…
Of course they're all in Canada ☠️
I’m so happy to see all these new channels(to me) making analog horror! I hope the genre keeps getting more popular.
fyi: 0:30 translates to ‘let your eyes burn in your face’
Oh :)
*fun…*
Okay guys- the Latin at 0:28 says “ let your eyes burn in your face “
Thanks bro. I thought it was some scientific name for a symptom.
@@joo3414no problem- 😃
“Ayo entity! ENGLISH OR SPANISH!”
Bro said “ 800,000 anomalies” nah bro I’m digging my grave 1:14
This is pretty creative analog horror one, this feels like kinda real ig, but at last part "Rununununununuunununn" got me LMAO.
The algorithm showed me this video and I really liked it, good video!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Entity: you can’t run from me, im too fast!
The camera man: are you sure about that?
The library is the safest place for this case
WHO ATE uranium😭
My bad dude I was hungry
@@Dr.Zorafoxlvl3me too dawg my bad
I ate too 😊😊😋😋😋
me
@@charliespring1427 imposter?🤨
My favorite part of the video is when it said: “For those who don’t know what uranium is it’s a substance that is *SLIGHTLY* radioactive”
it’s also edible! i think you should try one!!
@@catthatisalock it tastes a bit weird but I’m full now. ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
@@InTheDeepEnd. the weirdness isn’t important anyways
The part that's encrypted is in Latin. It translates to "Let your eyes burn in your face".
Thanks
You know it's gonna be fucking scary when it isn't even called a human anymore, just a creature.
bro the "R U N " part was when i was wearing headphones 😭
Why is it always tall bois
Skinny figures with tall limbs are more frightening than fat figures with short limbs
@@onlypardo3902nah imagine 💀
The fuck you mean run, 45 - 78 mph? Yeah I'm cooked, I can't run from the dumpster back to my house without getting out of breath 😭🙏
Uranium fever has done and got me down, uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a geiger counter in my hand, gonna go buy me some government land. URANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOOWN
Why is that the first thing i thought of when i saw this 😭
@@ChillyUltraKill So mc'ab I got me a jeep, I got that bug and I can't sleep.
uranium fever is spreading all around! uranium fever has done and got me down!
So I have to stop eating uranium?
awwwww😔
Aww😔 But it so yummy❤
ikr its so tasty *crunches on uranium shard*😔😔
this is like, the most by the book generic analogue horror i've ever seen
Uranium Fever is spreading all around.
With a Geiger counter on my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has got me down 🎉🎉🎉🗣🗣🗣🗣📣📣🎶
Damn, he didnt take the chance to name it “uranium fever”
We move into Europe with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥 (I’m actually moving to Europe, so if I lived in this world, that would be a W for me)
Yeah but the broadcast said most of them are in Canada not all of them are in Canada so your life is basically screwed
@@Cyclone_VR491 goddamnit
WHY DID THEY MAKE US CANADIANS SNACKS IN MY PROVINCE ITS ILLEGAL TO HAVE FIREARMS WITHOUT A LICENCE AND NO AUTOMATIC FIREARMS EITHER! THOSE ARE LITERALLY THE BEST WEAPONS TO KILL THOSE THINGS WHY TRUDO WHY?!?!?!?
If that thing is chasing me, im done, i aint surviving a car speed humanoid abomination
This video: if you see an infected, R U N
Also this video: an infected can run faster than even the fastest human alive, and almost run twice as fast as said man at their highest speed.
What it ment is if it didn't see you, RUN! If they do, just accept fate
nice try fed!!!!
[eats uranium cylinder like an apple]
Idk man, if that shit could make me run 45-78 mph, Im into that shit
I hate realistic horror 😭😭 it’s the only kind of horror that scares me shitless
I binge watch this shit at night💀
uranium fungus has gone and got me down
Uranium fungus is spreading all around…
URANIUM FEVER HAS GONE AND GOT ME DOWN
“uh oh…bad decision marc”
Aw man, does that mean i cant enjoy my delicious uranium lunch :(?
Me after I break into the nuclear power plant and start eating the control rods:
"guys there is a scary monster so stay at your home"
me: time to move to antarctica
This hit a bunch of spaces in analog horror bingo lol
ah yes, the consumption of uranium entices me to the core.
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Uranium fungus has gone and got me down
Anyone hear "Uranium Fever" playing in their head? No? Just me okay.
If that thing runs at me with that speed imma run 1000000000000mph
Im gonna need you for a car then cause I have leaving things at home
for anyone wondering "oculi tui in facie ardeant" is Latin and means "let your eyes burn in your face"
Thanks!
"Imagine seeing Four flying at you at 2763 miles per hour!"
Loll
But four is not tht tall
Bfb predicted it
"Just r-u-u-u-u-n"
If he made that run any longer I would've made a beat out of it lmao
A Prime ad jumpscared me 💀💀