Like a modern day Doug Ford in a snowstorm

A corrupted audio file has rendered this Happy Slide family moment to the ash bin of history. Whether or not I was obstructing someone's knitting tutorial is totally inconsequential. Whether or not I quickly broke into a mad freestyle exhibition of soccer ball tricks once Dad choked back his Pogos (that's a corndog to you Yanks) is, similarly, a moment passed and lost to the sands of time. What does matter...I exercised like a fifty year-old man that don't give a damn about hemorrhoid pain or what the toff-toffing class think about irreverent baldmen.
What does matter...a Puma practice ball (one that is badly in need of inflation) was furiously played with, a television may or may not have been blocked by a certain wide-assed baldman, and we (the royal we) are all better for the endeavour.
Some heroes eat Pogos.
Some whittle away the late morning and lunchtime hour with sick shenanigans that informs and entertains.
You, patient viewer, are most certainly welcome.
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