The only thing about getting fucked over by shitty situations is that people just accept them so those shitty situations get repeated over and over again onto others; that's what's mundane.
Jim is one of my all time favorite's !! check out his bit on taking the kids to grest adventure safari in N.J. been there as a kid with my family and everything he talks about happened to our car also lol!! A must watch !!
I can def relate to this. Went to Kaui on my honeymoon and we had booked a place in Princeville on the North shore that wasnt great. We got there and went to our room and didnt even put our luggage down and turned around. We went back to the front desk and returned the room key and drove to the Grand Hyatt.
So AMAZINGLY relatable!!! Your standup is so enjoyable because it is real! I've been in exactly that same timeshare scenario and I sure could have used Dee with me while at Ford getting my Explorer serviced earlier today.
BEST comedian alive today by far in my humble opinion!!! The man keeps a crowd engaged the entire show, day in and day out! Not to mention he's always talking about new material and what's going on in the world. The mans brilliant and way under rated. Thanks JIM!!! Your da man
Love to see he’s still performing!!! I met him at a comedy show over 20 years ago at a show while in college and he signed my stomach 😂. Still have the pic too!
You should know that if you stay at a hotel and you swim in the pool, there is a chance that someone took a dump in it the day before and they didn't clean it out. Topeka Hotel At City Center is one of those places. I watched it happen. Maintenance just scooped the turds out with a net and wrote it up as "debris" on their paperwork. Guests were swimming in the refreshing turd water an hour later. Also, many hotels don't wash the comforters unless they smell or have a stain. Again, Hotel Topeka At City Center is one of these places. There are many other disgusting things, but those are a few good examples of real hotel customer service.
Bahahaha! So..funny this bit was about The Hilton bc it HAS to be true! Husband and I went to North Myrtle Hilton “Resort” year before last. Marriott booked up early so we thought “what the hey, surely the Hilton will be nice. (This is one of only 2 vacations we’ve ever taken, as per work schedules so we were stoked!) I have pictures of 8 days of trash piled up outside all doors and mounds of hotel towels to the tops of doors. Our AC was out and they refused to move us until second day we had to take pillows to the lobby bc room was registering 96°…”room service”breakfast was fr a microwave equate brand BEC croissant w a packet of ketchup and a canned OJ presented in plastic grocery bag tied in a knot! W added gratuity! Rude isn’t the word. We were moved to a room that was a major downgrade to what I prepaid for and I was told by the “maintenance” man that he was sleeping and couldn’t “fool with” my AC and that we shouldn’t have waited so long to complain about it…it was day 2 and I told the bell hop the second we walked in the suite, then went directly to front desk, then told another front desk a couple hours later who just looked at her phone and said she had already told maintenance and that “yeah everybody already knows your AC isn’t working”…it was so bad that I didn’t bother leaving the pics or review. I seriously was wondering if we were being punked on a TV show. We finally started to uncontrollably laugh in complete hysteria. There was nothing else to do. There is so much more…😅 All other guests were also having horrific experiences. Lesson learned on Hilton name. If we ever go back down there it will definitely be at the Bonvoy Marriott!! We had a horrible time but lots of funny videos!
Not only one of the funniest dudes on the planet but more important he’s awake and is a family man and seems to be loyal to his friends and family. A trait The has gone the way of truth and cognitive thought. We truly live in the upside down. Bizarro world. The post truth world. Thank you for keeping it real Jim and making us laugh when we need it most.
Shit, if I saw Jim in my Hilton I'd put him on my friends and fam discount list. Idc if he knew I did that for him either. Dude has made me laugh so much since I was a tween it would be the smallest thing I could do. I loving his resurgence btw. I see him everywhere online now. I just hope we're lucky enough to have him up here in Maine sometime in the near future. Hopefully in a warm month though. I've seen Tim Dillon, Normand and Louis CK here recently and Bill Burr is coming here for two nights but I can't make that one. I'd trade them all to see Jim live though. Fucking living legend imo.
Jim, I’m dee all the way at our age hahahaha.., I have had to do the front desk challenge as well as a check out hahaha … Love you, the DJ Dave couple 🤗💕
Dude WTF I haven't been notified of a new video since the one before this one came out and I hit the sub bell etc all the things WTF yt man it is hiding the ppl I wanna see
It's so funny cause my husband and I are the opposite of this. I'm easy going and perfectly happy with whatever. Maybe cause I've been through the worst of it, but I'm not a complainer. If I'm complaining, then someone has driven me to my whits end. My wonderful husband however, he sees one crumb in a corner of a hotel room and he's requesting another room. He will walk in, just like Jim's wife, and inspect everything. Lol. He doesn't get bent out of shape if we disagree with him though. We tease him about it often. He's the first to admit he's OCD
How do people mix up me and I? I don’t get it. It’s very simple. You would never say, “l on vacation.” It’s, “Me on vacation.” Therefore, it’s, “My wife and me on vacation.”
Awesomely funny betcha it's 100 percent accurate. Lol How goes the imprisonment... I mean marrriage Can I say.. the little kid look is fabulous. you gotta do some acting like a kid stuff again. Really hilarious.
best story teller
One of the most genuinely hilarious dudes of all time…God bless you Jimbo, keep speaking THE truth
Did you catch Jim and Glenn Beck interview? Very genuine! My husband and I laughed and cried.
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I love watching your videos. You are gift to life, and you make life a better place. Thank you sincerely. John (Popo)
I loved "If I'm complaining you're an asshole" This is so true for me on many levels.
Jim you are the best…Thank you for sharing your gift!
Jim is genius from here on Long Island NY!
I'm so happy I found you your stand Up is hilarious and seeing my wife as a nazi SS soldier walking through a Disney resort so funny
So funny and so relatable. You were describing me. I have left hotels and gotten my money back because of disgusting rooms. 🤣🤣🤣
I love Jim so damn much. The absolute best!! Never fails to make me belly laugh. As a dad of three daughters as well, This man gets it!!
One of my favorite comedians! Honest and true to himself! Brilliantly funny!
I love Jim😂👍🗣you rock man
Jim can make the most mundane story an epic portrayal of extreme emotions
The only thing about getting fucked over by shitty situations is that people just accept them so those shitty situations get repeated over and over again onto others; that's what's mundane.
Never fails to make me double over with sides hurting from laughter!!
Well, that makes one of us.
Jim you are soooo funny bro. Your stories are great and real. I could listen to you forever. Keep it up bro
Omg
I love Jim
He will always make me laugh. 🤣🤣
Jim is one of my all time favorite's !! check out his bit on taking the kids to grest adventure safari in N.J. been there as a kid with my family and everything he talks about happened to our car also lol!! A must watch !!
So funny as we've stayed at places like that.
I can def relate to this. Went to Kaui on my honeymoon and we had booked a place in Princeville on the North shore that wasnt great. We got there and went to our room and didnt even put our luggage down and turned around. We went back to the front desk and returned the room key and drove to the Grand Hyatt.
Did the same.
FYI the audio quality in this clip is kinda harsh.
I had trouble following the story.
I’m not complaining. Just making you aware.
Love you Jim!!
Ditto!
😆 Thanks Jim 😆
So AMAZINGLY relatable!!! Your standup is so enjoyable because it is real! I've been in exactly that same timeshare scenario and I sure could have used Dee with me while at Ford getting my Explorer serviced earlier today.
BEST comedian alive today by far in my humble opinion!!! The man keeps a crowd engaged the entire show, day in and day out! Not to mention he's always talking about new material and what's going on in the world. The mans brilliant and way under rated. Thanks JIM!!! Your da man
Alive where ?......he is about as funny as arse cancer
I fucken love this funny dude.
Funniest guy out there. New material every stage
Always gets me to laugh n puts me in a better mood.
Love Jim's comedy. His special with his dad on tour was very heartwarming.
Hope his dad was funnier
Looking forward to seeing this.
"If I'm complaining, you're an asshole!" this is how I live.
Always a belly-laugh . . thank you
Love to see he’s still performing!!! I met him at a comedy show over 20 years ago at a show while in college and he signed my stomach 😂. Still have the pic too!
Who remembers being a little kid watching half baked
I saw it when I was already old enough to smoke weed
Fuck yeah... First time I got REALLY stoned... I don't think I've ever been that high again... 😂
Fuck yeah... First time I got REALLY stoned... I don't think I've ever been that high again... 😂
I wasn't a little kid , but I remember Half Baked.
@@rogerwhitby1989 same here, although my memories of it are rather... Hazy
His stuff is hilarious!!!
I am so glad to see the real SNL alumni like Jim and Rob Schneider having the courage to speak their minds both on and off stage.
I'm so grateful Jim went from woke to awake..
Literally a legend. Everytime he has me crying laughing! When I'm slippin and u come on u pull me out of it. Thank u jim.
Man Jim don't even have to try n be funny. The dudes just got it. Best of our time
Happy Wife, Happy Wife
😂 this is how every man wishes to articulate the complexities of relationships
We love you, Jim.
Your wife... is my husband! LOL... Love it!
You should know that if you stay at a hotel and you swim in the pool, there is a chance that someone took a dump in it the day before and they didn't clean it out. Topeka Hotel At City Center is one of those places. I watched it happen. Maintenance just scooped the turds out with a net and wrote it up as "debris" on their paperwork. Guests were swimming in the refreshing turd water an hour later. Also, many hotels don't wash the comforters unless they smell or have a stain. Again, Hotel Topeka At City Center is one of these places. There are many other disgusting things, but those are a few good examples of real hotel customer service.
Hilarious!!
LEGEND
😂😭🤣🤣 soooo funnny and soooo me!!!! 😂
Bahahaha! So..funny this bit was about The Hilton bc it HAS to be true! Husband and I went to North Myrtle Hilton “Resort” year before last. Marriott booked up early so we thought “what the hey, surely the Hilton will be nice. (This is one of only 2 vacations we’ve ever taken, as per work schedules so we were stoked!) I have pictures of 8 days of trash piled up outside all doors and mounds of hotel towels to the tops of doors. Our AC was out and they refused to move us until second day we had to take pillows to the lobby bc room was registering 96°…”room service”breakfast was fr a microwave equate brand BEC croissant w a packet of ketchup and a canned OJ presented in plastic grocery bag tied in a knot! W added gratuity! Rude isn’t the word. We were moved to a room that was a major downgrade to what I prepaid for and I was told by the “maintenance” man that he was sleeping and couldn’t “fool with” my AC and that we shouldn’t have waited so long to complain about it…it was day 2 and I told the bell hop the second we walked in the suite, then went directly to front desk, then told another front desk a couple hours later who just looked at her phone and said she had already told maintenance and that “yeah everybody already knows your AC isn’t working”…it was so bad that I didn’t bother leaving the pics or review. I seriously was wondering if we were being punked on a TV show. We finally started to uncontrollably laugh in complete hysteria. There was nothing else to do. There is so much more…😅 All other guests were also having horrific experiences. Lesson learned on Hilton name. If we ever go back down there it will definitely be at the Bonvoy Marriott!! We had a horrible time but lots of funny videos!
Not only one of the funniest dudes on the planet but more important he’s awake and is a family man and seems to be loyal to his friends and family. A trait The has gone the way of truth and cognitive thought. We truly live in the upside down. Bizarro world. The post truth world. Thank you for keeping it real Jim and making us laugh when we need it most.
Funniest blokes on the planet ?.....must be about 8 billion in front of him
For real. I can sleep anywhere as well. Beggars can’t choosers when traveling, especially when it’s work.
Dude, he totally nails bitchy wife/mom...I know I'm guilty. Hilarious
I love jim!!
What time? I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it!
Paramont long island can't wait lol love his comedy ain't that the truth
Too funny!! I needed a laugh and this did it!!!
We need a half baked 2
Shit, if I saw Jim in my Hilton I'd put him on my friends and fam discount list. Idc if he knew I did that for him either. Dude has made me laugh so much since I was a tween it would be the smallest thing I could do. I loving his resurgence btw. I see him everywhere online now. I just hope we're lucky enough to have him up here in Maine sometime in the near future. Hopefully in a warm month though. I've seen Tim Dillon, Normand and Louis CK here recently and Bill Burr is coming here for two nights but I can't make that one. I'd trade them all to see Jim live though. Fucking living legend imo.
😂😂😂 Jim, you are very funny man. I love your truth humour and just the realness of your funny. (If that makes sense) God bless!!
Perfect ending!!
Breuer is in the zone
Is there a full set recording of this to watch?
Hilarious! Great stuff man!
Dee is freaking AWSOME!
Love him 😂
Dude please come to Australia 🇦🇺
Jim, I’m dee all the way at our age hahahaha.., I have had to do the front desk challenge as well as a check out hahaha … Love you, the DJ Dave couple 🤗💕
My ex was like this with every drive thru operator, so hangry, I'd be like sorry please don't spit in my completely different order from her, thanks.
Happy wife, happy life.
Happy husband…
See? They didn’t even bother finishing that shit.
Happy husband?!…Why are you happy? What have you been up to? 😆 you know that’s real because it’s usually so simple…
Omg, love you and your wife, she sounds like me!!!!
My ex-wife used to pull this EXACT hotel room inspection routine every time we went on vacation. It was MADDENING. 🤬🤬🤬
Dudes awesome but I bet his wife could tell some stories 😂😂
This is accurate 🌴😎🤙
Now u need to check for small hidden cameras . Yes thats a thing now.
JB RIGHT TO POINT ☝️👉👉👉👉👉👉👉 SPOT ON HE IS JB
Hey Jim are you coming to Toronto anytime soon?
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ you
PLEASE HELP MAUI !! THEY ARE SUFFERING
the best!!!!! i lived on the on the big island!!! it was way better than the other other islands. it felt like ky lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My soul sister! Is she from South Philly? LOL!
His wife and i would get along great. Sounds like something i would do.
What's the name of the standup bit when Jim made fun of this wife for wanting to listen to Christian music?
Does anybody know?
Dude WTF I haven't been notified of a new video since the one before this one came out and I hit the sub bell etc all the things WTF yt man it is hiding the ppl I wanna see
This is why I always book our trips. 😆I read EVERY SINGLE REVIEW every single time. Only one bad experience because Airbnb host was an @$$#ole.
I miss the Mai Kai, Fort Lauderdale, Fl!
Mint
(made this comment before he outed them)I bet he was at the Hilton vacation club Waikoloa. I went through the EXACT same thing with my wife
Wait a minute Hammer. How can we both be married to the same EXACT woman??? Need to talk brother. 🤣
It's so funny cause my husband and I are the opposite of this. I'm easy going and perfectly happy with whatever. Maybe cause I've been through the worst of it, but I'm not a complainer. If I'm complaining, then someone has driven me to my whits end. My wonderful husband however, he sees one crumb in a corner of a hotel room and he's requesting another room. He will walk in, just like Jim's wife, and inspect everything. Lol. He doesn't get bent out of shape if we disagree with him though. We tease him about it often. He's the first to admit he's OCD
Awesome jokes JB! Are you a Voluntaryist yoo?
Time shared = Rip Offs
🤣 I need a wife like that dam lol she sounds like the one to get things done and if she's worse then my animal uh oh lmao moms mad again no
How funny would a half baked 2 be. I don't need a high production cgi.
Naples getting some weather . stay sake my friend
METAL!!!!!!!!!
How do people mix up me and I? I don’t get it. It’s very simple. You would never say, “l on vacation.” It’s, “Me on vacation.” Therefore, it’s, “My wife and me on vacation.”
Joe Burrow is fn hilarious
No, her name is Dee!
Awesomely funny betcha it's 100 percent accurate. Lol How goes the imprisonment... I mean marrriage
Can I say.. the little kid look is fabulous. you gotta do some acting like a kid stuff again. Really hilarious.
Skinniest dad bod out there 😂
The sound on this ruined it. I couldn't hear half of what he said.
Consider yourself very lucky.😣
It’s not The Ritz!
I need to know what Jim thinks about the Maui stuff .... has he addressed it ?
😂😂😂